Getting Tasty Steve to Read an Email is Harder than Winning EVO

streamed Aug. 16, 2021
Those are actual numbers from Steve's actual phone: • Sajam IRL (*FIXED AUDI...
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[@thestanman1486]

- Arrives - Talks about mobile game - "7 million downloads worldwide" - Leaves with no explanation

[@blankspotato7848]

Chad

[@thecountercounter9127]

the sigma male grindset back at it again

[@jamersrfta5264]

Fellas, what do you do if this man just comes up, slaps ya girl and goes: "7 million downloads worldwide"?

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@jamersrfta5264 you bet your ass I'm making It 8 mil

[@maliksmith9003]

Crowd: "Which game Steve?" Steve: "Download now!"

[@Rickenishere]

Tasty Steve is so maxed out on charisma that it's impossible to hate him even if he does mess up

[@gman8D1]

Charisma and luck build

[@ToadManJon11]

He rolls nat 20's on all his charisma checks, And Nat 1's on all the investigation checks for his messages

[@vintageeyepatches1605]

This is what happens when you min-max, kids

[@JPROP-vb7sv]

heard

[@aganaom1712]

I see Steve is a fellow adherent of "email exists purely to funnel spam into"

[@KittSpiken]

You know as Steve's agent, you are entitled to 10%.

[@AirventOS]

10% of that 7 millon dollars worldwide he's making

[@robind506]

"Steve whats the deal with your unread emails?" "uhh 7 million unread notifications"

[@mdqp2]

*"worldwide"

[@Arlo5.13]

Steve lives in a constant state of noise that mere mortals can’t reach. Sajam’s segue skills are so great that he has the ability to segue himself into this state at will.

[@derekfcc]

Sajam has a zero frame segue

[@v3lojt]

This is the best comment i have ever read.

[@kholdkhaos64ray11]

I'm pretty sure you can only reach Steve by sending message scrolls attached to animals or Kunai's/Arrows like a real ninja. None of that technology crap.

[@seokkyunhong8812]

I'm now picturing a pile of dead carrier pidgeons because Steve never bothered to read their message.

[@kaiyuffie]

@@seokkyunhong8812 or the pigeons just return with the same message they left with

[@TheShapingSickness]

So basically Sajam is Steve's agent.

[@asterhogan1]

The man with the best command grab is the hardest to reach, that's a character archetype waiting to happen.

[@sonofbattra1081]

That’s like asteroth in soul calibur 2

[@Spectre_EX1081]

*cough* Broly *cough*

[@sonofbattra1081]

@@CaptClaymor implying that because ivy has a better grab his gameplan isnt still keepout till grab.

[@democaf7192]

Loved seeing you and Steve back on commentary together. Can't wait for when you guys can sit next to each other in the booth again

[@silverslategrey]

Steve probably uses his aol email from like 2005 for everything

[@december12twok12]

Dude still has carrier pigeons.

[@Starman_Dx]

Steve got caught in his own 50/50 mixup.

[@MarkMan23]

I definitely @'d you guys 7 times and designed that copy for Tasty Steve to read. He OWES US.

[@darkwalker269]

The sad breakdown of Zato's theme over Steve crashing and burning not being able to find the copy is an instant classic

[@willo_wisp3798]

Steve blocks all mixups that come through his email

[@BetaManicCommand]

Tasty Steve is in a constant state of making noise that any attempt to reach him through digital means makes him unreachable. You have to physically touch him to get him to listen, but in doing so makes you vulnerable to his command grab.

[@noah__jd4883]

Gotta love the honesty from Steve though, that was pretty funny.

[@rollinnollin546]

Tasty Steve v Steve’s inbox is a 10-0 matchup.

[@darkgoblin5681]

Don't you mean 0-10 matchup?

[@doumanseiman2645]

To be fair now everyone remembers the ad and its like an evo 2021 moment. So you guys did a good job

[@b-d9099]

Where can you watch it?

[@FruitsBootG]

I feel like Steve is at his best when he just wings shit. If you try to plan stuff ahead or get him to plan stuff ahead it'll end in an amusing disaster

[@KevinsKingdom]

You're not wrong I agree, but imo it's pretty unprofessional to mess an ad reading when they're obviously paid to do this stuff. Id say what happened wasn't a disaster but it makes him look bad to the advertisers if sajam didn't save him.

[@oklimbo]

So what you're saying is Steve needs an agent.

[@walterburdzy5408]

STEVE, MY AD!

[@Luminousplayer]

Sajam is the lesser demon you have to summon first to contact the Tasty Demon deeper in hell.

[@meatmaster4501]

Steve has 7 million unread emails

[@bb010g]

Crowdfund Steve to read his emails

[@ZzigZaG00NIN]

the fact that bandai still liked it is mad funny

[@austinlux3293]

Nah you covered for Steve well- don’t listen to the haters 🙌

[@Fleetw00d]

See, if Steve had a Tasty Signal that lit up the cloudy SoCal skies, I think that would solve all the problems.

[@velvetsdebitcardnumber5393]

the commentary for na top 8 was too fun yall did a great job

[@octozed]

Sajam needs to start getting a finder's fee for people hiring Steve

[@blankspotato7848]

Sajam be out here hitting Tasty Steve with the unblockable mix up

[@Jaybaybay2838]

Ngl I would watch the shit out of the Sajam and Tasty Steve show. Wasn't there something like that and y'all trying to teach us some Guilty Gear? It would be pretty cool to do that again. I would watch it all day, several days in a row.

[@ElvisMaximus1]

Yeah it was an old cross counter production called Tastyjam iirc. It was super good and honestly got me back into really giving guilty gear an honest try, in addition to KI. Shame it ended, and ya know.. also like everything about gootecks but that's whatever

[@-ShiraZen-]

This is one of the funniest things I've heard all year. I was dying the entire time lmaoo

[@ensanesane]

Wait what I would have watched Evo if I'd known sajam was on commentary 😭

[@Raxyz_0]

Hit'em with the ol' good commentator/bad commentator duo, lmao

[@SomniaCE]

This remains my favorite video on this channel

[@conanbdetective]

There's no Ladies and Dragons if Tasty Steve didn't have his Charisma and Luck stat as high as it is.

[@MrAgentIncognito]

Honestly, I never look at my email either. I'll check it out if someone gives me a heads up to check it for a few days, but usually it's so filled with spam, it stresses me out to scan through it. I'm thinking of just changing emails yearly or something. It's a good thing Steve has a friend like Sajam.

[@whitezul]

You guys KILLED IT

[@orangecrisis8568]

God I also feel called out. Steve and I are the same so shit :(

[@ultimatederp5069]

I remember watching this and thinking...Steve is incompetent.

[@protogon3065]

Easy solution: You claim a 25% finder's fee for each gig you forward Steve's way. That'll get anyone to read a G.D. email...

[@DANCERcow]

Steve is my spirit animal!

[@Mediamatix]

Steve tried to suicide bomb Sajam under the bus. Sajam used perfect block. D:

[@SchmickSchmackins]

I need to see this 7 million downloads worldwide clip now LMAO

[@roooc7159]

Just deserts on the ad read. He dug his own grave.

[@NosiAttack]

I need the 7 million downloads clip in my life, and cannot find it anywhere

[@Kpsla]

Shows up "7 million downloads worldwide" Refuses to elaborate Leaves

[@v312ym34n_is_very_mean]

Remembering The Famous Teddy Z and thinking I'd totally watch a Netflix show about Sajam launching a gamer talent management agency where he struggles to get people to events, read their contacts, get sponsors for their gaming rigs, etc. Just imagining him running around at a tournament going fuck, where's Daigo? And there's him visiting Rip in the hospital after getting his shoulder dislocated via Tasty Steve command throw.

[@oopsiexistnow]

Steve absolutely pot bustered you under the bus, and then rolled under the bus with you lmao

[@neruneri]

Steve truly is the protagonist in this anime.

[@Livingeidolon]

"I wouldn't throw Steve under the bus, what kind of person would do that... so I threw Steve under the bus..."

[@Cookiemunster779]

Steve is just built different

[@xsomeNOOBx]

Sajam: I'm Steve's unpaid agent.

[@williameichenberg4632]

You even stalled for time once you tossed it to him

[@Luminousplayer]

steve had no answer to this mixup

[@Critmaw]

These behind the scenes stories are fucking great.

[@chiralblazes9551]

lmao, poor steve....i relate so much to him

[@knightbewion]

funny hearing the DBZ Dokkan Battle story since 350 million download celebration is coming up

[@BlazeroToSixty]

I literally typed in 'tasty steve' and the rest of the statement was '7 million worldwide' lmao

[@stevenrubi9656]

Ironically my name is also Steve and I have 75,000 unread emails. It just might be a Steve thing. Lol

[@Leon-nk7sp]

Has Sajam said what his new camera is?

[@TheWordPlay]

Steve got that plot armor on deck

[@Limit5482]

Love these stories. Subscribing Jiyuna

[@Kirrrrrk]

don't break up, my parents already got divorced

[@lumina3257]

Big "my b" vibes from that "7 million downloads" story.

[@rockinrom1524]

now i dont feel bad for having 2000 unread emails

[@LinNick]

Lol the notifications always bother me idk how steve does it

[@nevanV12]

Dang. Sajam looking slick

[@b-d9099]

I can't believe Sajam is a third wheel

[@calfriedman6981]

Does anyone have the 7 million downloads clip? I've looked for it before but I haven't been able to find it.

[@3005desu]

Steve really needs to lay off the bongwater.

[@Partinaire]

Start charging him.

[@khi-jonchua985]

Steve sounds like he needs a PA

[@beatsbykana]

I aspire to do my job without having to respond to emails lol. That's the dream

[@dakkat7199]

Someone email Steve to get his response...

[@emanuelriccardi6019]

YES.....

[@v3lojt]

"Basically in the phantom zone" lol. where do you come up with this!!!

[@ItsAkile]

pretty funny moment

[@ShadyHitchhiker]

A+++ KZbin title

[@ensanesane]

Is there a vod of this I can go back and watch?

[@zenedwards5213]

7:40 lmfao 🤣 😂

[@Ltp1305]

I have the same problem, but with calls ...

[@robertoveroyguitar]

lmfao horn of gondor

[@wasanify2055]

Sajam means "segue" in Latin. U c how bro thanks his subs?

[@user-fe5bm6ot8o]

Sajam probs the biggest snitch in the entire FGC.

[@alexpimentel7170]

The secret to having the easiest ad reads is to only do commentary for small games. Skullgirls had like 2 ads per top 8

[@gwen6622]

i love that Spencer loves fucking with the commentators lol. this is the same Spencer from like the Foundry and the Scar And Toph Show and stuff right? i ask that but i know it is, though maybe I'm wrong. anyway

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Sajam iron your shirt

[@TurboNemesis]

Who tf reads emails????

[@phizzlephart]

Sounds kind of irritating to work with imo

[@evendrag6302]

we all know steve cant read

[@faaltov]

Buff Sol

[@DSKBR556]

Aris was right, sometimes no matter how empty your head is the luck build will shine through. I miss 5 minutes ago when I only disliked the commentary and not the person himself. Now streams are gonna be impossible to watch.