Getting Tasty Steve to Read an Email is Harder than Winning EVO

[@thestanman1486]

- Arrives - Talks about mobile game - "7 million downloads worldwide" - Leaves with no explanation

[@blankspotato7848]

Chad

[@thecountercounter9127]

the sigma male grindset back at it again

[@jamersrfta5264]

Fellas, what do you do if this man just comes up, slaps ya girl and goes: "7 million downloads worldwide"?

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@jamersrfta5264 you bet your ass I'm making It 8 mil

[@maliksmith9003]

Crowd: "Which game Steve?" Steve: "Download now!"

[@Rickenishere]

Tasty Steve is so maxed out on charisma that it's impossible to hate him even if he does mess up

[@gman8D1]

Charisma and luck build

[@ToadManJon11]

He rolls nat 20's on all his charisma checks, And Nat 1's on all the investigation checks for his messages

[@vintageeyepatches1605]

This is what happens when you min-max, kids

[@JPROP-vb7sv]

heard

[@aganaom1712]

I see Steve is a fellow adherent of "email exists purely to funnel spam into"

[@robind506]

"Steve whats the deal with your unread emails?" "uhh 7 million unread notifications"

[@mdqp2]

*"worldwide"

[@Arlo5.13]

Steve lives in a constant state of noise that mere mortals can’t reach. Sajam’s segue skills are so great that he has the ability to segue himself into this state at will.

[@derekfcc]

Sajam has a zero frame segue

[@v3lojt]

This is the best comment i have ever read.

[@KittSpiken]

You know as Steve's agent, you are entitled to 10%.

[@AirventOS]

10% of that 7 millon dollars worldwide he's making

[@asterhogan1]

The man with the best command grab is the hardest to reach, that's a character archetype waiting to happen.

[@sonofbattra1081]

That’s like asteroth in soul calibur 2

[@Spectre_EX1081]

*cough* Broly *cough*

[@sonofbattra1081]

@@CaptClaymor implying that because ivy has a better grab his gameplan isnt still keepout till grab.

[@TheShapingSickness]

So basically Sajam is Steve's agent.

[@kholdkhaos64ray11]

I'm pretty sure you can only reach Steve by sending message scrolls attached to animals or Kunai's/Arrows like a real ninja. None of that technology crap.

[@seokkyunhong8812]

I'm now picturing a pile of dead carrier pidgeons because Steve never bothered to read their message.

[@kaiyuffie]

@@seokkyunhong8812 or the pigeons just return with the same message they left with

[@silverslategrey]

Steve probably uses his aol email from like 2005 for everything

[@december12twok12]

Dude still has carrier pigeons.

[@MarkMan23]

I definitely @'d you guys 7 times and designed that copy for Tasty Steve to read. He OWES US.

[@Starman_Dx]

Steve got caught in his own 50/50 mixup.

[@democaf7192]

Loved seeing you and Steve back on commentary together. Can't wait for when you guys can sit next to each other in the booth again

[@willo_wisp3798]

Steve blocks all mixups that come through his email

[@darkwalker269]

The sad breakdown of Zato's theme over Steve crashing and burning not being able to find the copy is an instant classic

[@BetaManicCommand]

Tasty Steve is in a constant state of making noise that any attempt to reach him through digital means makes him unreachable. You have to physically touch him to get him to listen, but in doing so makes you vulnerable to his command grab.

[@doumanseiman2645]

To be fair now everyone remembers the ad and its like an evo 2021 moment. So you guys did a good job

[@b-d9099]

Where can you watch it?

[@FruitsBootG]

I feel like Steve is at his best when he just wings shit. If you try to plan stuff ahead or get him to plan stuff ahead it'll end in an amusing disaster

[@KevinsKingdom]

You're not wrong I agree, but imo it's pretty unprofessional to mess an ad reading when they're obviously paid to do this stuff. Id say what happened wasn't a disaster but it makes him look bad to the advertisers if sajam didn't save him.

[@noah__jd4883]

Gotta love the honesty from Steve though, that was pretty funny.

[@rollinnollin546]

Tasty Steve v Steve’s inbox is a 10-0 matchup.

[@darkgoblin5681]

Don't you mean 0-10 matchup?

[@Luminousplayer]

Sajam is the lesser demon you have to summon first to contact the Tasty Demon deeper in hell.

[@walterburdzy5408]

STEVE, MY AD!

[@meatmaster4501]

Steve has 7 million unread emails

[@oklimbo]

So what you're saying is Steve needs an agent.

[@ZzigZaG00NIN]

the fact that bandai still liked it is mad funny

[@velvetsdebitcardnumber5393]

the commentary for na top 8 was too fun yall did a great job

[@bb010g]

Crowdfund Steve to read his emails

[@Fleetw00d]

See, if Steve had a Tasty Signal that lit up the cloudy SoCal skies, I think that would solve all the problems.

[@octozed]

Sajam needs to start getting a finder's fee for people hiring Steve

[@blankspotato7848]

Sajam be out here hitting Tasty Steve with the unblockable mix up

[@whitezul]

You guys KILLED IT

[@austinlux3293]

Nah you covered for Steve well- don’t listen to the haters 🙌

[@Jaybaybay2838]

Ngl I would watch the shit out of the Sajam and Tasty Steve show. Wasn't there something like that and y'all trying to teach us some Guilty Gear? It would be pretty cool to do that again. I would watch it all day, several days in a row.

[@ElvisMaximus1]

Yeah it was an old cross counter production called Tastyjam iirc. It was super good and honestly got me back into really giving guilty gear an honest try, in addition to KI. Shame it ended, and ya know.. also like everything about gootecks but that's whatever

[@SomniaCE]

This remains my favorite video on this channel

[@-ShiraZen-]

This is one of the funniest things I've heard all year. I was dying the entire time lmaoo

[@Raxyz_0]

Hit'em with the ol' good commentator/bad commentator duo, lmao

[@ultimatederp5069]

I remember watching this and thinking...Steve is incompetent.

[@ensanesane]

Wait what I would have watched Evo if I'd known sajam was on commentary 😭

[@Mediamatix]

Steve tried to suicide bomb Sajam under the bus. Sajam used perfect block. D:

[@orangecrisis8568]

God I also feel called out. Steve and I are the same so shit :(

[@SchmickSchmackins]

I need to see this 7 million downloads worldwide clip now LMAO

[@MrAgentIncognito]

Honestly, I never look at my email either. I'll check it out if someone gives me a heads up to check it for a few days, but usually it's so filled with spam, it stresses me out to scan through it. I'm thinking of just changing emails yearly or something. It's a good thing Steve has a friend like Sajam.

[@DANCERcow]

Steve is my spirit animal!

[@conanbdetective]

There's no Ladies and Dragons if Tasty Steve didn't have his Charisma and Luck stat as high as it is.

[@roooc7159]

Just deserts on the ad read. He dug his own grave.

[@Livingeidolon]

"I wouldn't throw Steve under the bus, what kind of person would do that... so I threw Steve under the bus..."

[@Kpsla]

Shows up "7 million downloads worldwide" Refuses to elaborate Leaves

[@protogon3065]

Easy solution: You claim a 25% finder's fee for each gig you forward Steve's way. That'll get anyone to read a G.D. email...

[@oopsiexistnow]

Steve absolutely pot bustered you under the bus, and then rolled under the bus with you lmao

[@NosiAttack]

I need the 7 million downloads clip in my life, and cannot find it anywhere

[@v312ym34n_is_very_mean]

Remembering The Famous Teddy Z and thinking I'd totally watch a Netflix show about Sajam launching a gamer talent management agency where he struggles to get people to events, read their contacts, get sponsors for their gaming rigs, etc. Just imagining him running around at a tournament going fuck, where's Daigo? And there's him visiting Rip in the hospital after getting his shoulder dislocated via Tasty Steve command throw.

[@neruneri]

Steve truly is the protagonist in this anime.

[@williameichenberg4632]

You even stalled for time once you tossed it to him

[@BlazeroToSixty]

I literally typed in 'tasty steve' and the rest of the statement was '7 million worldwide' lmao

[@Critmaw]

These behind the scenes stories are fucking great.

[@chiralblazes9551]

lmao, poor steve....i relate so much to him

[@stevenrubi9656]

Ironically my name is also Steve and I have 75,000 unread emails. It just might be a Steve thing. Lol

[@Cookiemunster779]

Steve is just built different

[@Luminousplayer]

steve had no answer to this mixup

[@xsomeNOOBx]

Sajam: I'm Steve's unpaid agent.

[@knightbewion]

funny hearing the DBZ Dokkan Battle story since 350 million download celebration is coming up

[@TheWordPlay]

Steve got that plot armor on deck

[@lumina3257]

Big "my b" vibes from that "7 million downloads" story.

[@Limit5482]

Love these stories. Subscribing Jiyuna

[@rockinrom1524]

now i dont feel bad for having 2000 unread emails

[@calfriedman6981]

Does anyone have the 7 million downloads clip? I've looked for it before but I haven't been able to find it.

[@beatsbykana]

I aspire to do my job without having to respond to emails lol. That's the dream

[@LinNick]

Lol the notifications always bother me idk how steve does it

[@nevanV12]

Dang. Sajam looking slick

[@3005desu]

Steve really needs to lay off the bongwater.

[@Leon-nk7sp]

Has Sajam said what his new camera is?

[@v3lojt]

"Basically in the phantom zone" lol. where do you come up with this!!!

[@b-d9099]

I can't believe Sajam is a third wheel

[@dakkat7199]

Someone email Steve to get his response...

[@khi-jonchua985]

Steve sounds like he needs a PA

[@Partinaire]

Start charging him.

[@Kirrrrrk]

don't break up, my parents already got divorced

[@ensanesane]

Is there a vod of this I can go back and watch?

[@zenedwards5213]

7:40 lmfao 🤣 😂

[@Ltp1305]

I have the same problem, but with calls ...

[@emanuelriccardi6019]

YES.....

[@ShadyHitchhiker]

A+++ KZbin title

[@ItsAkile]

pretty funny moment

[@user-fe5bm6ot8o]

Sajam probs the biggest snitch in the entire FGC.

[@wasanify2055]

Sajam means "segue" in Latin. U c how bro thanks his subs?

[@robertoveroyguitar]

lmfao horn of gondor

[@gwen6622]

i love that Spencer loves fucking with the commentators lol. this is the same Spencer from like the Foundry and the Scar And Toph Show and stuff right? i ask that but i know it is, though maybe I'm wrong. anyway

[@TurboNemesis]

Who tf reads emails????

[@alexpimentel7170]

The secret to having the easiest ad reads is to only do commentary for small games. Skullgirls had like 2 ads per top 8

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Sajam iron your shirt

[@phizzlephart]

Sounds kind of irritating to work with imo

[@evendrag6302]

we all know steve cant read

[@faaltov]

Buff Sol

[@DSKBR556]

Aris was right, sometimes no matter how empty your head is the luck build will shine through. I miss 5 minutes ago when I only disliked the commentary and not the person himself. Now streams are gonna be impossible to watch.