Commentary Horror Stories: Don't Eat the Apples

[@Cavernasu]

Jiyuna probably got invited back cause they thought he was Sajam. The classic mixup.

[@lastknight4217]

I think we all know that it was Jiyuna who planted those apples in an attempt to sabotage Sajam even further than just making him pick up his slack.

[@Jirudoggu]

why would Sajam sabotage himself smh

[@Zetact_]

You don't directly drink the water from the sink because it's dirty, then you don't eat the apple until it is cleaned, but you will eat the apple after you clean it by the sink water. You understand?

[@NigerianSeafood]

Underrated comment

[@fogijay]

Heeeell no!

[@garageink74]

What? You don’t drink water from the sink? That’s why y’all sick all the time

[@nomukun1138]

@@garageink74 not every sink is created equal

[@jojak0512]

Where yall living where tap water is dangerous? Flint, Michigan? Chernobyl?

[@nanayooo5598]

Ayo Sajam, these edibles ain't shit- 👁️👄👁️

[@trevorheath2657]

That one canada cup where they had to redo half of the mvci bracket cause someone entered twice was a horror story

[@dekuskrub2154]

Wasn't that Quackbot?

[@HomeDepotemkin]

@@dekuskrub2154 you mean holy order troll?

[@TsunamiSkweek]

fucked eliver over

[@PepsiMan666]

Jiyuna lives in Japan to escape Sajam's wrath.

[@RhythmLP]

Nice profile

[@rat7562]

Nice profile

[@craptastrophe521]

Everybody's acting like this shows some real beef between Sajam and Jiyuna and guys, for real, that is immature. They're just professional rivals / work friends hamming up a feud for a few likes. What this really shows is Jiyuna has some kind of serious problem with Kenny Omega and pulled off a mastermind plot to strand him on his big gig with a scared kid on his first trip to Jupiter and a broken husk of a man.

[@sleepinbelle9627]

now this is the jiyuna villain arc I'm looking for

[@ZeludeRose]

the beef is fake but Jiyuna still sounds like a dick regardless

[@craptastrophe521]

@@ZeludeRose TBF in his position I'd expect them to run the Top 8 with just Zhi and Kenny, not resurrect Sajam from the dead and put his animated corpse on stream.

[@ApexGale]

@@craptastrophe521 yeah especially with Zhi on the table, Jiyuna probably assumed they'd just say screw it and send it with 2 commentators. A veteran commentator like Zhi knows how to keep newcomers involved and create a natural back and forth, three man commentary wasn't necessary. Of course, that's not taking into account the laced apples

[@ApexGale]

@@8Kazuja8 Very likely a relatively new TO who was panicking and desperate to follow the program as closely as its written. If Sajam had been firm on not doing it and said "No I'm way too tired and I haven't even finished my meal yet, it's not happening" they probably would have went ahead with just two

[@Inojin67]

This is funny because I just saw a Melvins interview where they said "never eat food from fans" lol

[@baronvonfaust]

I can't even fuckin imagine what Melvins fans would come up with, hahahaha

[@psychedelicmagikarp]

Never thought I'd see a Melvins fan here, but that absolutely sounds like something they'd say lmao

[@bluegrave4376]

Why do I feel like Jiyuna ate some of the apples as well and that's why he thought he was "dying" lol

[@evendrag6302]

i cant believe the jiyuna vs sajam rabbithole got more lore today

[@JaytsuVA]

it's a long form story today ya'll hell yea edit: Alexa, play "BAD APPLE"

[@TurntReynolds]

ROTTEN TOOOO THE COOOOOOOOORE TOOOOOOOOOOO THE COOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

[@yata7450]

is that jaytsu

[@Sorrelhas]

Now I know why Jiyuna plays Raid Shadow Legends As a sort of twisted way to atone for his sins

[@philipho3678]

i cant wait for the animeilluminati response video

[@josepartida1711]

The truth according to Jiyuna

[@jaksida300]

The Sajam Response (11hr30min3sec)

[@BlackMageLozi]

Jiyuna won, he showed messages from his cell phone and proofs of the truth, so 3/4 of all the comments in this video are wrong xd.

[@SHINBAXTER]

HE MADE THE RESPONSE VID XD =)

[@megapussi]

You have to commentate the event Sajam Or Jiyuna will have to do it again

[@misutie]

this is the mvp comment

[@luan.galaxy]

A Cruel Bracket's Commentary

[@moss7910]

@@luan.galaxy a second impact tournament

[@osohista]

this but what if Shinji randomly sees Rei sunbathing or whatever by a pool while he's literally getting murdered in his eva unit 69.

[@solrabbit4135]

I am now under the impression that the Jiyuna Sajam beef is real.

[@SupermanSajam]

He planted the apples

[@jakemurray4097]

So it’s fuck Jiyuna right @Sajam?

[@PostProteusKitten]

Oh, You're a Jiyuna fan now?

[@Bounty2223]

Jiyuna is all about his work ethic.

[@ApexGale]

@@SupermanSajam you don't understand, clearly Jiyuna left them there as a reward for after the commentary, table just didn't get the memo. jiyuna goes out of his way to get edibles for the boys, in Singapore no less, and this is the thanks he gets?

[@josepartida1711]

All I hear is Jiyuna: oh you’re a Sajam fan now?

[@comradetyrone2298]

Of course Jiyuna gets invited back to do commentary. That's SEAM 2015 Persona 4 Arena Ultimax Champion privilege for you.

[@Zetra7]

That part that absolutely destroyed me was the arm calmly and slowly removing the offending bag of apples as Sajam is left to navigate the calamity that just unfolded before his eyes. 💀🤣

[@Crescent-Adam]

Eating random apples? Has Snow White taught you nothing!! But for real, who the hell eats mysteriously unclaimed food that's lying there?

[@LieseFury]

so Jiyuna faked illness to blow off work and do his own stream in the same venue, AND THEY HIRED HIM AGAIN?

[@SupermanSajam]

ALRIGHT WHAT'S UP GUYS

[@pkkiller_apathy4568]

Damn Jiyuna's good

[@Sir_Robin_of_Camelot]

hes good

[@paleposter]

@@SupermanSajam HOLA MIS AMIGOS

[@C_Ranked]

based jiyuna

[@rockinrom1524]

sajam has the patience of the buddha. as soon as there was break or something i wouldve been on jiyuna

[@markman11111]

Oh, so you're a Sajam fan now?

[@jurchenaz4276]

That Zhi impersonation had me in stitches

[@system331]

Bro what happened to him? I haven’t seen anything from him in years

[@swag66_]

@@system331 he ate the apples

[@jingjing1237]

Jiyuna put those apples there so that you'd forget what happened

[@matteyevee2333]

when majin obama said that jiyuna was dying he probably meant that jiyuna was DYING FROM EXHAUSTION instead of BEING SICK.

[@IAmEnormous]

The apples being in a ziplock rather than a grocery bag completely changes the texture of this story, don't get me wrong I'm still sympathetic... but baggie apples?

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Cmon man youre supposed to feed those to ur kids for school

[@Tonaram]

EXACTLY LMAO I thought they were like complete apples in a plate or something, that shit is shady af 😭

[@nabillun]

​@@Tonaramyeah i spent the whole vid thinking they were just plain whole apples LOL cut apples in a ziplock who knows what they could've been marinated in

[@ComputerFace24]

"No Sajam you don't understand, we NEED 3 people to commentate. See there's always this bag of magic apples that FUCKS up someone for the majority of stream".

[@collabcentral6006]

If I was Sajam I would've dragged Jiyuna by his receding hairline, sat him down in the chair mid match, & peaced out to get some curry

[@nekky9534]

not the hairline! it's fragile enogh as it is

[@chrisp3082]

Praying for Zhi

[@inorris609]

🤣😂😂😂 “he ascended to a realm I’ve never seen before “

[@yvastel8153]

So I just watched SEAM 2018, and yeah... Zhi... You can pin point where he goes quiet and see him stare at them apples. And when the guy took them away, you can see there was a delay in Zhi's eyes as he follows the trail of the apples.

[@remz02]

Thought this was gonna be about how Sajam got his famous P4AU champ shorts

[@thestanman1486]

Man. It's been a minute since Sajam sat down around the fire and told us reasons why commentating is the best and worst job. I always love these kind of videos Also Sajam's Ze impression is so good

[@truej3763]

This story legit sounds like a fever dream

[@feerfree8986]

Like Lord Aris , you need to start creating Sajam Lore

[@EarthLordCJ]

I’m rewatching this, and I only just realised how on-point Sajam’s impersonation of Zhi is.

[@millefune]

I'm here because of Jiyuna's revelation video in response to this.

[@JustZG]

Is there a link?

[@ryugalul3414]

"these edibles ain't shit" famous last words

[@ironbagel]

Sajam story time? Pog.

[@tootsie_]

Sajam is fucking zen here. His co-commentator was on another fuckin world, he's covering for someone faking illness, tired out of his soul, and is still standing.

[@reverieofmusic436]

The deeper the lore gets, the more unsure I get about if Sajam and Jiyuna actually hate each other or not. At first I thought it was just fun and games, but honestly, nowadays I'm not so sure.

[@vineballoon]

Thanks Moste for the legendary thumbnails and edits

[@brendyn6005]

Papa Sajam’s story time is always my favorite time

[@MidoCounters]

I laughed, but I fell so bad all that stuff happened at the same time. SEAM owes you your weight in gold!

[@hm-hz7gn]

Jiyuna's video with messages shows how the whole "I'm dying" thing was most likely a miscommunication from a 3rd party who requested Sajam. Both commentators are chill pls

[@gjergji15]

Damage done. I don’t think many of the viewers of this video will see his reply. Unless this becomes some drama series

[@kijan97]

Sajam doesn't seem willing to call it off yet, but Jiyuna seems wayy over it now. Comments are gettibg out of hand.

[@Living_Target]

Melee used to have salty suites for players but I'm waiting for the first ever commentators salty suite in strive.

[@NinthSettler]

This story made me so mad. I'd be actually pissed at Jiyuna for years. Cut him out of my life levels of mad. The stoned Zhi part was fun though

[@JameboHayabusa]

Yeah, sajam is a bigger man than me lol

[@temetyly]

Lol I was over here thinking "am I petty cos that'd make me super pissed off?" 😄 Glad I'm not alone 😅

[@millefune]

You should watch Jiyuna's reaction video. True villain status.

[@curupa66]

Watch Jiyuna's video lmao

[@GuyWithAnAmazingHat]

Zhi getting stoned from apples is crazy to me because here in Singapore drugs off any sort is a serious crime. What exactly are those apples? Who left them there to rot and fermentate?

[@boislap]

This video was pretty funny, you can definitely tell a good story. I hope you're getting what you deserve for all the hard work you've done throughout the years.

[@robind506]

as it turns out, Jiyuna is That Man

[@iorilamia]

LSD Apples, Classic Prank

[@Osiris2994]

Wow, this gives a whole new meaning to phrase "good looking apples are often sour."

[@publickip]

I love these petty Sajam stories so much

[@GuyWithAnAmazingHat]

Zhi getting stoned from apples is crazy to me because here in Singapore drugs of any sort is a serious crime. What exactly are those apples? Who left them there to rot and fermentate?

[@Ltp1305]

See kids, this is why you don't eat stranger's food

[@midonnay5335]

possessing illegal drugs in Singapore? that could have ended really badly lmao

[@animatrack]

Since I'm new into the community I can never tell if Sajam and Jiyuna actually hate one another, or they just trade friendly blows... I guess this settles it? I'm still confused.

[@jdellabeat6245]

It's just some fun banter that these two came up.

[@dakkat7199]

I'm confused as well...the whole back and forth “I'm Sajam, no I'm Sajam” thing felt like good-natured teasing but this seemed like genuine shots were being fired.

[@paleposter]

I think Sajam in this story probably feels like he should be madder but is just less mad than that bc of how ridiculous these situation was in the end. And bc of Jiyuna charisma lol

[@luan.galaxy]

You shoulda seen SBFP jokes they made at each other.

[@dakkat7199]

@@luan.galaxy The hell is a SBFP

[@Melons987]

The only way to settle this is a FT10 Sajam vs. Jiyuna. The Fight of the Apple

[@DKZK21]

That is a great, real-ass life lesson: some people are just great at selling themselves to the powers that be and if you ain't one of them you'll just have to do it the old-fashioned way. No point crying too much about it, you gotta focus on you.

[@DKZK21]

@@8Kazuja8 tbf most people probably learn that one before they even finish high school. Usually the hard way.

[@GenericSoda]

that cry for help face is prime emote material

[@novalaxia]

the forbidden fruit strikes once again

[@JKSpice]

man shieeet i love these story time vids Sajam puts up on his channel lmao. I always rewatch them frrom time to time man actually goated with the storytelling.

[@BlueRuki]

Hmm, the deep lore of the Sajam vs. Majas. It’s all coming together.

[@chrisludwig4729]

Let this be yet another lesson about being reliable and making sacrifices for a company that will not hesitate to throw you overboard the second they feel like they don't need you.

[@seokkyunhong8812]

Oh shit, that apple high from DragonBall was real?

[@defianthound407]

You should have told Kenny Omega he would have helped you Slam Jiyuna through a table. Leave it to the professionals

[@x.m.a.]

My girlfriend use to work with someone who use to fuck up at their job constantly. Long story short, we work in an animal shelter and that girl was a manager and my girlfriend was the other. Just constantly picking up her slack, and their boss would always side with the incompetent one. My girlfriend knows absolutely nothing about video games, probably doesnt even know what a fighting game is. I showed her this video and she absolutely loved it. No happy ending, no peace of mind, just hearing a complete stranger say stuff that you can relate. She's a fan now

[@chinesemassproduction]

The TOs panicked, jumped the gun way too fast in inviting Sajam, and didn't even bother doing their due diligence on the followup on what happened.

[@onlyonehere555]

More of these please, I love behind the scenes stories

[@SpadeHand]

I will never take good commentary for granted again

[@sargassosea3432]

Sounds to me like Sajam saved the event. Great job 👍

[@waterenjoyer01]

You should update this now.

[@astra0017]

Love the stories Sajam. More please

[@fenixright]

Pilot the Commentator Table Sajam, or Jiyuna will have to do it again

[@ZzigZaG00NIN]

ohhh so that's how apples keep doctors away

[@barbedwings]

This was an amazing video, need more of this.

[@KFlowersKH]

"uploaded 6 seconds ago" cool stuff

[@forbidd3n66]

This was hilarious, we need more videos like this

[@THEBILLDOZER]

You telling me someone snuck drugs into Singapore for a prank?

[@Eevihl]

These stories are absolute bangers

[@fabianmiron2782]

Oh this is going to become great Arc

[@ryoandr]

Reminder that Zhi ate redbull noodles.

[@TsunamiSkweek]

that was a v good zhi impression

[@mozzarella7286]

Bruh... as a Jonny... and as someone who people actively go, "You know, you're not the best at your job - but you're my favorite!" I feel personally attacked

[@chobochobo8534]

I can never tell if the Sajam/Jiyuna beef is real or not

[@tjhunter9787]

See you at SEAM 2022 where you'll have to commentate at least 3 games most likely.

[@maxjustice1542]

I really really think you guys should have a 1 on 1 friendly talk. Hearing Jiyuna side makes feel like it was just a miscommunication. It is unfortunate you had to do the commentary to brink of exhaustion.

[@RedmayneDeadmayne]

3 commentators is way too many cooks in the kitchen

[@paleposter]

It works if they have real good chemistry and at least 2 people who know how to give their turn away. High execution tho

[@luan.galaxy]

Excited for the next Detective Sajam Case File that will come from jiyuna's response

[@JamisonTrumpets]

Sajam I want you to know that I have TO stories similar to this and I relate too hard with this story.

[@SalamanderLights]

I bet them apples laced with Lucy.

[@lament5516]

12:33 Moste we need this as an emote, sajamHelp

[@fizzguy47]

Fucking hell, that's some dangerous shit, considering the penalties for drug use in Singapore.

[@shohaiku]

OMG 😭😭😭 I need the next chapter in the Sajam saga ASAP

[@MrAgentIncognito]

If you don't know where it came from, don't eat the food.

[@eddylopez76133]

love this stories, thanks

[@meljXD2]

God I would have exploded, nice work sajam.

[@evendrag6302]

amazing unnasuming zhi impression!

[@Jgt612]

Come on Zhi it’s the entire point of Snow White. Avoid suspicious apples!

[@pipehelix5776]

There should totally be budget animations of these

[@cycy8699]

"and then i woke up"

[@admiralakbar]

Where is the video of the apple commentary lol