Getting Wasted At School

[@jaycupp1126]

average goblin fan be like “perfect timing just sparked up a pcp cig and injected a gram of krokodil”

[@kevindoesgaming77]

Your incorrect sir i just had 5 grams of psilocybin

[@jaycupp1126]

@@kevindoesgaming77 take 5 more and you’ll b straight

[@nomz8810]

I smoked 4 grams of bath salts

[@flyntneal4880]

this fent pressie smackin rn👺

[@615freeco4]

😭😭😭😭

[@zehbzy9337]

Perfect timing gob! Overdosed on fentanyl and just came back to consciousness🙏🏼

[@StarveDavid]

Underrated comment

[@BoredReisu]

Felt dat

[@marvelgolo8240]

lmaooo

[@vikman258]

LMAO

[@RedVRCC]

He got them fenty bars

[@cj4984]

have we considered the possibility goblin does not in fact have impeccable timing, but that we are instead a group of perpetually high fiends

[@odysseyr7]

lmaooo

[@rvmeth7070]

This

[@kobe-d6z]

Facts nobody wants to hear

[@Alexm1395]

It's that Addict hive mind.

[@kevindoesgaming77]

Thats reality we dont have to face today ill enjoy my denial thank you very much

[@FinznFowl82]

One of my good friend's dad got stabbed and killed so the day my friend showed up to school, another friend showed up with a gallon milk jug full of vodka so we all got hammered. Later that day, the boy that brought the vodka got in trouble for combing his pubes with a girls brush and putting his pubic hairs on her shoulder. He got in trouble, they smelled alcohol on him, he ratted on everyone and I got expelled from school, 5 fucking minutes before the bell rang. I was almost in the clear. I took my SAT test(end of grade testing) completely drunk out of my mind and passed with an 85 one year(I think they even deducted points because I had to leave to take a piss) the good ole days.... fast forward to 40 years old, I have been an alcoholic and addict most of my life, homeless, in rehabs, jails and institutions, but I'm 3.5 years sober now... Have fun while you're young but know when to stop.

[@that_one_dude_3541]

Wow man congratulations on becoming sober, that’s a huge achievement once you go down into that hole.

[@A1d4wwg02]

Ok

[@jackryan4313]

So you're an 8th sober... 😂😂 Coming up on that 4 year mark?

[@marvelgolo8240]

I read this while drunk af im dead

[@prestoncrafton3926]

That shit was wild from start to finish 😂 But congrats my guy, keep pushing. 💪

[@Tbeeks]

He does it again folks. Goblin with the perfect timing as always.

[@seamusmcgraw7152]

I used to think the same thing until I realized were all stoners and he uploads at night lol. just a good idea on his part

[@skante2gone]

fr

[@thespedboizsusremixes3972]

Fr

[@catthekiller8444]

Yeah uploaded right when I got high

[@fomicky6455]

Ong

[@SanchitC]

When I think I did the most goon activities, Goblin always one ups me by a mile

[@25skeet50skeet]

No one will compare to goblin when it comes to goonin.

[@nihilisticweirdo9438]

I’ve come close with some of my stories but no one will compare to our king 👑

[@keegentilley578]

Care to share any of your tales?

[@ant5131]

@@nihilisticweirdo9438 facts 😂😂

[@ant5131]

@@keegentilley578 what about you

[@darklordofmayonnaise]

My friends and I did this quite a few times in high school. Emptied out half of a bottle of coke and filled the rest with whiskey. It was way too easy, until one guy got wasted and threw up in the middle of class and we all stopped.

[@azrael4771]

Always that one guy smh

[@cloudgtb]

@@azrael4771naw fr if u readin this u a snitch paul fucked it up for all of us

[@jackallen2887]

Goblin always got the god tier timing, congrats on the rolex gobby we are proud

[@abbyxx216_3]

No your just fucked up 24-7😂

[@glakill9780]

is it good timing or are we just high all the time

[@cozmoee]

@@glakill9780 both

[@brylinpeterson2468]

My sobriety means everything to me but this guy reminds me of how fun it was back then dude. Nostalgic I stg.

[@ajdaking507]

Congrats on your sobriety dude or dudette. Hows it been treating you? I just smoke weed myself but i think im gonna cut back myself

[@broomracing]

@@ajdaking507drugs never have a good ending, but now that i have control over it(i do something thats not weed like max twice a year) but its scary maybe falling off and getting back to bad drug use but if you control it, go for it.

[@sickwhips8838]

Goblin you’re videos are so in sync with my getting drunkness it’s fucking insane. I swear every time I drink I expect new goblin and refresh boom it’s here holy shit you are the man.

[@Bruno-gj4jj]

alcoholic haha

[@krishughes4902]

@@Bruno-gj4jj LMAO ALCOHOLIC EWWWWW

[@seanevans1928]

@@Bruno-gj4jj it’s good to drink, you’re a loser if u don’t

[@ivanweapon1196]

Yea you're definitely a alcoholic haha . Every comment someone is saying they're high off whatever whenever goblin uploads. Everyone is a druggie in this comment section

[@erikglicker2376]

my man enjoy the day i will drink later on today so im excited too xd

[@MRCdeadlySniper]

I hope you’re doing well goblin, I had to quit smoking weed recently which made me worried that I’d feel left out when I watch your videos now. But I still love them just as much as before! Happy smoking and wish me luck staying sober as long as possible bro🖤

[@colinlucas8665]

im in the same boat, good luck homie ✊🏼

[@MRCdeadlySniper]

@@colinlucas8665 thanks bro, good luck to you as well👊🏻

[@Youngsterxx]

Same here bro got another baby on the way so gotta quit smoking for a few years got so many priorities now!! Props to you homie you got this one day it’ll be back in our hands lmao 😂

[@akacylix5290]

Same bro been sober for a week now shits tuff

[@MRCdeadlySniper]

@@Youngsterxx facts one day we’ll be able to blaze up again bro😂🔥

[@michaelkadziolka3626]

you always know the videos gonna be a banger if the gameplay footage is elder scrolls or that golf game

[@mikhailshishin6294]

Especially the golf game lol

[@michaelkadziolka3626]

@@mikhailshishin6294 the golf game go even harder if you're stoned. there's just something about it

[@andromeda1515]

Fucking agree i dont get it

[@dizzdaman3677]

The golf is fucking iconic⛳🐐😈

[@zackkhan6934]

You’ve helped me through so much, thank you homie

[@rioright642]

Im pretty sure gobby has helped us all thru heaps of shit. He built his community around druggies with issues and he's so open about being a druggie with MANY issues. Gotta admit it feels good to almost be validated and know ur not alone thru this shit. Sorry I'm sent rn, off a tab, a pill of MD and stoned to the bone. Might just be waffling but ayyyyy either way it boosts gobs engagement on here

[@bcethan8298]

Gob with the perfect timing as always

[@noahgrant4510]

Dudes got like telopathic senses for when people are fuckdd up and wanna watch gob

[@mayonesamakornic]

Ongggg

[@jorge9142011]

I agree got my smokes with me im ready

[@boburroughs4808]

@@noahgrant4510 maybe it’s just we are always fucked up and wanting to watch gob. Idk just a theory

[@jaeangelotylor1952]

@@noahgrant4510 nah bro yall just fucked up 24/7

[@mariannecarbary2243]

I like to live vicariously through your stories. I grew up in a tiny town, about 200 kids in my high school. My mama would have for sure found me walking one of the 6 streets this town had if I ever tried to skip school 😅🤣

[@mr.spaceman7106]

Bro I had 1000 kids in my grade alone lol I can't imagine living in a town like that

[@mariannecarbary2243]

@@mr.spaceman7106 that is so insane to me 😅 like how yall keep track of that many dang kids?! Oh wait, based off this video...they don't hahaha

[@mr.spaceman7106]

@@mariannecarbary2243 Yeah drugs and violence are more common than someone getting a B on their report card lol. Literally I heard the superintendent resigned today bc my old highschool is such a shitshow

[@RedVRCC]

I always considered smirnoff middle shelf not bottom. I'd still prefer some titos or even goose if I'm feeling fancy but I never thought smirnoff was bad.

[@painandpyro]

I was literally here fiendin for Gob, watching old vids, and ya boy had already delivered... he does hear our prayers 🙏

[@lewis8200]

Shoulda gone a walk, drunk walking is the best. Me and my friends used to walk a few miles to this petrol station, buy a bottle or two of spirits and some cola, sit in a field getting absolutely blasted, then walk home in the early morning. Had some of the best days of my life doing that, and some of my worst lol

[@dddd-of7do]

It’s always funny when u see a face n remember a time u haven’t remembered since that day n the memory starts flooding in. Banger as always

[@OKyoppa]

perfect timing as always, i just smoked 4 cartons of newports and boofed a balloon of heroin

[@PleaseForgiveYourself]

Don't forget to scrub your foreskin in order to clean your name...

[@stickwittaglocc7563]

LMAOOO

[@turboshazed7370]

Let's gooooo

[@texasred5250]

Nowadays, any absences are automatically texted to your parents and if you miss 3 days without calling you get truancy problems.

[@glb1993]

I don't really get high anymore been sober for a while now but I absolutely love listening to these stories they remind me so much of the dumb shit I use to do growing up while in high school or shortly after being out of high school lol. Good times man I miss those days all the time, it was hella fun chilling with the homies getting absolutely wrecked every day. I'm about to turn 30 so it feels like forever ago now but still remember shit like it was yesterday :).

[@Scotty-vs4lf]

damn bro u joined youtube the year i was born lmao

[@generalgingerxd7123]

I remember once sophomore year I brought a light blue gatorade mixed with some cheap 80 proof vodka, but it was like a 75-85% vodka mixture. So it was nearly clear from the gatorade being light blue to begin with. And my second class (~8:15 am) I downed the whole thing giving a few sips to my girlfriend at the time. I went the next few classes sitting back relaxed af, not saying a word but enjoying every second of it

[@WoodbabyCYL]

Sounds amazing

[@furrycircuitry2378]

Did that senior year of hs but with this pink lemonade pink Whitney shit and was chilling in the english course not giving a damn about nothing come to think of it I wrote a darn good end of the year essay while drunk af

[@Nick_just_nick]

perfect timing just bout to goto bed and smoke and goblin will once entertain me while I smoke and then ill move on to a podcast for sleep

[@rioright642]

He like the sesh-head prof X

[@SamSayaz]

My girlfriend used to get wasted on vodka with her friends at school... In class, definitely a keeper!

[@bdawgsteppa2381]

Beautiful timing as always goblin, I’m graduating high school tomorrow

[@brodyhanna7443]

U scared?

[@TheOneSpoops]

congrats!

[@forcierlogan]

I graduated high school in 2019 high on heroin with the foil in my sock

[@unc8916]

Congrats bro I graduated last week

[@Bubchubguy120]

@@forcierlogan that’s pretty fucked

[@dueler8281]

Currently at work sauced up stocking shelves, life is great 🤣

[@prettygirlnessa4136]

👆👆👆 check the name description. He got shrooms LSD DMT mushy chocolate bars and he ships discreet

[@Alxhapo]

Legend

[@themilesplaysgames7641]

"That shit tastes like battery acid." - Goblin, 2022

[@colec1039]

I'm fairly certain goblin controls the time stone to bring us his vids with amazing timing

[@ntizer2237]

You should do a story about all the people who turned friends to feds or someone who went from cool to quitting or smn for a funny reason

[@AidenTakesAnkles]

Laughed hella hard at this. Sounds like good memories. Love you gobby

[@qmustard3328]

its like we're wasted together and youre telling me this story. mind you i am EXTREMELY hungover so its really hard for me to follow. woke up to this playing on loop and having no fucking idea where my phone is if im honest.

[@conifer27]

Goblin really out here calling Smirnoff and Ketel One bottom shelf vodka...mans doesn't even consider how much worse it gets

[@jonathanjones7751]

Ketel one is kind of fancy for real.

[@JamesHunt-d1m]

Nah yk bro was baked af while playing skyrim started doing alchemy for no reason 😂😂😂

[@Jeezy05474]

Guys have u ever thought that it’s not goblins perfect timing it’s that we’re stone 24/7 and it’s always perfect timing when goblin uploads😂

[@nickisthick9251]

Perfect timing I’m Jedi flipping while boofing three grams of fentanyl laced maeng da Jenkem

[@Datflyincat]

This sadly sounds exactly like my middle and high school experience. Looks we have a lot in common m8.

[@smghuntr3419]

I fucking love the classic og high school story times they always just hit different

[@DanielGee420]

I remember a girl thorwing up liquor all over the desk in 1st period speech and debate LMAO Aiken day props

[@rioright642]

Banger vid. Right on time. Motive at mine is dying down rolled the last blunt already had the last lines of coke racked up. God ol gobby knows how to be the timing god 😂🙏

[@deetrapmonkee4601]

Goblin always coming thru with that perfect timing fuck yes

[@azsxw2]

Lol I don't even use anything, he just tells good stories

[@rabb_itt_9747]

Perfect timing gob. I have a migrane and im binge listening to ur vids. Call it the crackhead audiobooks

[@watchslayy931]

Love when goblin uploads

[@syychoticz8863]

I still don’t understand how Gob’s timing is so impeccable

[@gradyturay4240]

Perfect timing i just died from fentanyl

[@RH-ni8xp]

love you gobby

[@rom3611]

Same

[@pizzaplatinum]

> small amount of Smirnoff > 3/4 of a water bottle sounds about right

[@Timmymtd]

The fact that gob thinks Smirnoff or Ketle one are bottom shelf is crazy

[@bignig7223]

It is

[@yeethereptileman]

they like $15 dog

[@434am]

Kettle One is NOT bottom shelf.. Go to any bar and peep where the Kettle sits, deff not "bottom shelf" prices ither

[@Timmymtd]

@@434am exactly! bottom shelf is $10 for a handle...

[@price7715]

@@434am ketel is like 20$ calm urself cary

[@o..f_s2391]

I wanna be like Goblin when I grow up

[@yvnginfinity]

the perfect timing again I just thought to myself “nothing good on YT rn” refreshed and there’s a gob vid 17 mins ago

[@nmc5440]

i hate to be that guy but the timing is immaculate, just got back to my dorm after smoking a joint with the boys

[@dre7068]

Your uploads always makes my smoke sesh 1000x better 🔥

[@woodmasta]

Kettel one is actually expensive😂

[@BurtReynoldss]

Thumbnails are always fire. But this thumbnail is SO GOOD lmao

[@momis2456]

It’s always a good night when gobby uploads.

[@blakelarkin5484]

RIP the gobcast.

[@Jon-dx1sz]

KETTLE ONE IS NOT BOTTOM SHELF!!!

[@Alxhapo]

Goblin a legend good stories helps cope through this dark shit

[@gloopinshoop]

This is my first time watching this man

[@bradydevergilio7478]

Can’t wait for the gobcast, you should see if you could get on PKA to promote that shit 🙏

[@santaslilhelper4945]

So hyped on your no jumper. Had a comment on one of your videos years ago about how I thought you’d blow up, glad to see it’s coming true.

[@luwya7678]

Hey goblin can you sign this autograph “My adoption papers with a sticker of his face.” 😏

[@josephgabaldon4863]

Never appreciated the perfect timing idea until right now, Jesus the timing is unbelievably clutch

[@xDom420]

Guy on thumbnail looks nuts

[@supxyt2721]

i watched this last night absolutely fucked up and forgot i watched it until today

[@prettygirlnessa4136]

👆👆👆 check the name description. He got shrooms LSD DMT mushy chocolate bars and he ships discreet

[@richardbarstow3861]

What a great story teller this dude doesnt hesitate or say um

[@prettygirlnessa4136]

👆👆👆 check the name description. He got shrooms LSD DMT mushy chocolate bars and he ships discreet too

[@GioTheBoxer]

I used to do this everyday 😂 for like months until all the alcohol my family had locked up was gone … and I had to find a way to throw away 30 bottles

[@turboshazed7370]

Good times huh..

[@No_u.420]

My art hall was downstairs with science and music was on the main level with a hall that connects to the gym

[@prettygirlnessa4136]

👆👆👆 check the name description. He got shrooms LSD DMT mushy chocolate bars and he ships discreet

[@elibrandenburger8711]

I stg he just looks up "crackhead mugshot" for his thumbnails😭

[@theessay2530]

Perfect timing really has goblin

[@joaquini007]

Skyrim...Good choice

[@ishmaelbender7093]

9:10 is one of the best gob quotes ever

[@jerrysmooth24]

Goblin was hitting that skooma with the greybeards dragon shouting and hooting and hollering all damn night.

[@OldMushroom]

I’m going to jail July 8th for 6 months and you need to make the gobcast accessible to inmates. We have tablets look into it.

[@turboshazed7370]

Best of luck bro

[@samthescam6717]

Just finished synthesis of hydroxy benzofraun, perfect timing as always gob

[@harveyhearse]

but goblin, I like art and music 🥺🥺

[@prettygirlnessa4136]

👆👆👆 check the name description. He got shrooms LSD DMT mushy chocolate bars and he ships discreet

[@splyceryt]

This reminds me of when I got drunk and showed up to school with only 15 minutes left my excuse was I was sick and got better

[@kyleshimkus2137]

Are you my dad?

[@xeracide]

yes

[@deadbytwenty7752]

Dude needs to be the voice of a cartoon character!!

[@xrkcaleb]

actually from my experience the chilliest druggies have been from music and art classes

[@SydThaRager]

Yes! Been waiting for this all day. Thanks daddy gobby

[@betterthanu6734]

We Love you Goblin!!

[@jajfndbdxbjsndbd3456]

Thank you sir for the bedtime story literally was looking for a story then the notification came up

[@olliebtw9433]

I watch ALL of goblin’s videos on x2 speed bc he sounds perpetually wasted

[@I_smoke_and_play_games]

😂😂😂😂 he does frrrr

[@blasted5931]

Mann im off 2 30s rnn and goblin blessed it uppp with the vidd

[@crashthecon5303]

Lol I loved drink during school. Got me skippin thru the hallways

[@saltycrewnews3365]

I remember going to school way to drunk so I just left and went to my friend's house behind the high school and had fun

[@gangrenousbot2836]

Truly perfect timing I just got out of a mental breakdown

[@UhhhBryy]

Bot

[@SubStarLex]

Man, smirnoff was high grade for us in high school, I remember we bought a 3$ liter bottle of vodka once, I don't even remember if it had a name, but I'll never forget that gasoline smell. I haven't been able to drink orange juice since...

[@neverfence6350]

Everyone always like goblin with the perfect timing yet he uploads at like midnight 😂

[@bigboybreathlesslol2608]

bro i be drinking rn and i go on YT and goblin uploads perfect timing my guy fav youtuber

[@dirtysploof5890]

just sat down at my desk with a big ol bowl of cereal and a bowl of tiger mintz. such wonderful timing, goblin

[@nathan6425]

Goblin has crazy timing

[@fangbanga7021]

Got my blunt ready for the hoot and a holler

[@unity8367]

Prefect timing bro 7 min from my 18th so I can’t do no goon shit no more but your stories definitely gonna help

[@silas30]

thanks for always being there to give me second hand anxiety

[@majormom357]

Was gonna say perfect timing but I’m high all the time

[@CoffinKid1]

You take that back about bombay

[@prettygirlnessa4136]

👆👆👆 check the name description. He got shrooms LSD DMT mushy chocolate bars and he ships discreet

[@eab576]

Lmao this reminds me of a time I skipped school with my friend. He happened to live right across the street from the school in a big apartment complex. His parents weren't home so we said "f it let's ditch school and go play video games". So at lunch period we decide to leave, now his house is right across the street but the street he lives on has security and the only way you're getting out is where they can see you. So we go out the other side but have to walk all the way around the other Block in order for security not to see us. Well just to tell you that by the time we got to his house school was already over 😂😂

[@coolerthanafrieza4726]

Lunch at 10:30 is the real crime that was committed, in my high school building was 3 different schools (1 on each floor) not to mention the school went from 6th- 12th and we would all have the same lunch but high school students could leave and go out for lunch

[@y0plaitRust]

I feel like Ik exactly what goblins home town feels like bruh like certain places just everybody is like a goblin