Pulled Over with Coke in my Pocket...

[@TheGBLN]

Instagram just BANNED ME AGAIN :/ FOLLOW MY NEW IG @ THEGBLN instagram.com/thegbln/

[@nolansbored1073]

Bruh insta rly hating on the gob

[@JimPim]

love ya content man

[@tha_muffin_mannn1955]

Another banger

[@tarikganz6191]

u r my hero goblin keep it up

[@nickhead8372]

Much love from Canada!! Thanks for the upload @Goblin

[@JRT176]

I don't even use drugs really but I really get a lot of enjoyment out of Goblins storytelling. It's like having a wild-ass friend that you hang out with every now and then

[@willbettenberg3163]

Omg goblin always right on time just took a sheet of acid n fixed my crack pipe with duck tape. How does he always know when to drop

[@sminor193]

😂😂😂

[@cynicalhiphop2373]

Crack is whack and tweak is weak, but acid smacks, three sheets for me ;) 😂

[@_CallmeDaDa]

cap

[@connormurphy3085]

Average goblin viewer

[@colinrondeau4310]

😂😂😂

[@tonysimicich4974]

He had a suspended license? First rule: never break the law while committing a crime.

[@overseer605]

He was also speeding so 3 laws broken lmao

[@RealBoiJare]

Rule number #1 is “only break one law at a time”

[@griff2nicee576]

@@RealBoiJare it’s hard😂😂bc who jus wants to not smoke a blunt otw to a play who just wants to go the speed limit I mean that shit be fun Ngl

[@prodbytarantino]

Golden rule of criminal activity 🫡

[@RealBoiJare]

@@griff2nicee576 not worth it. After you get pulled over once or twice doing that, you’ll see

[@based_mediumchungus1788]

One of the most important advice ever: Don't commit more than 1 felony offense at the same time.

[@alexj2032]

Odds he sees this are low but I think im speaking for many of his subs when I say it would be sick to have a video or two talking about a kind of timeline of Goblin's substance use. A tweaker timeline if you will.

[@saw_dust__5131]

great idea

[@YOURMOM-mu2yv]

Lmaooo

[@loganj8133]

like and comment so goblin sees this

[@qamzatmedvedov]

I second the tweaker timeline

[@Daniel-iw5if]

Watch his how I became a KZbinr video on his second channel it recaps a good amount of it

[@bradydevergilio7478]

“This guy drives like we’re in Simpsons hit and run” damn Goblin stop callin me out 💀

[@datncmoe]

u lyin like shit

[@BhocalateBitBookie]

Everyone always says perfect timing like they aren’t high 10 hours of the day everyday😂😂anytime is a perfect time 💀

[@andrewjames3579]

Dawg fr 😂😂

[@thebruh8904]

brandon

[@tommytheg7911]

Swear😂😂😂smokin 6 times a day of course he’s gonna drop when you just got fucked up

[@bronsonramage8120]

10 hours?!?! Rookie numbers

[@Kharma710]

Been watching you for a few years, crazy to see how the content and how you have grown, 2022 year of the notorious G.O.B

[@quintin1240]

He’s gonna put that on a shirt lmao

[@kenz2237]

@@quintin1240 he should id buy it !!

[@TheReflecter]

Driving with a guy who just got out of prison for robbing someone while having coke in pocket. Goblin: “sounds like a good idea”

[@RT42069]

Perfect timing. Just took 10 Benadryl and smoked 30mg of dmt mixed with some 80x salvia extract

[@Jack-mz9wn]

Have a good trip

[@Unsubscribedd]

You’re a rare one liking salvia.

[@RT42069]

@@Unsubscribedd my comment was a joke. The only one of those 3 things i've ever done is dmt.

[@goated6146]

Shout out to goblin dude is getting paid off telling stories every midwest guy that grew up in the middle of bumfuck nowhere can relate to hahahah.

[@Blacbat189]

facts 💀😭😭

[@beasthercules5807]

I’m glad I didn’t need drugs to have fun in highschool, we lived in a very rural community but didn’t have to become losers like this guy

[@nashiggyjay9944]

It says in the description none of it is true, and it's purely for entertainment purposes, but that might be for legal reasons. You don't want the authorities to think your actually doing drugs 😉 In any case, he is probably not paid off, and more likely making these stories up or recounting another person's story, but who am I to know

[@Novafan]

@@nashiggyjay9944 thats for legal reasons. psyched substance also does that in videos where he literally does drugs. i wouldnt doubt that goblin exaggerates sometimes but his stories seem to be real considering he remembers little details and has a lot of continuity that people making up fake stories would not do well at. by paid off the guy means that hes making money off of these videos not that hes being paid off

[@nashiggyjay9944]

@@Novafan see I'd assume that somebody on psychoactive substances wouldn't be able to remember all the little details

[@Truejustice420]

My little brother's name was Anthony and he was a raging coke head and a incredibly reckless driver lol so this video made me smile I appreciate that goblin big ups for that

[@wowo2017]

rip

[@samtaulli8504]

Sounds like a pretty cool guy

[@TheRealCorb]

@@samtaulli8504 ong

[@screweduptexas]

Hope he's got a never ending racetrack where ever he is man. 🕊️ Much love

[@Truejustice420]

@@screweduptexas thank you that genuinely was kind

[@vkngsent.1849]

coke and liquor for a “chill little evening” I love goblin bro😂😂

[@thatdudevic2160]

Your timing is impeccable I'm I Manuel breathing mode right now off this cart, I needed this video 😂💀

[@NRG616]

Bruh 😂

[@kauzo7650]

Fuckin hate that man 💀 good luck me aswell

[@chasethomas4926]

Pesticide pack

[@E_tiBEAMERBOY]

Racist asssss mf said I'm Manuel breathing like damn that weed got you turnin Mexican asf😂

[@Bobplayrox]

Always droppin a video at the perfect time goblin, keep it up!

[@DubYuhGChoppa]

I think we're also just always smoking too haha

[@caucasian_asian2380]

Fr just got off work

[@oransmith4209]

Bro you always drop the at the right time, it’s literally been a shit day for me so thank you for cheering me up with this hoot and a holler💯

[@blunter420]

seriously though this vids been the highlight of my day

[@oransmith4209]

@@blunter420 same bro

[@tensinkano6888]

Dumb sheep comment

[@Danny-M]

Just drank a 40, ate a whole bottle of 30 quaaludes, and shot up 4 heroin needles. Goblin always got that perfect timing

[@Crisp_Crow]

Jesus fucking Christ

[@Spaghetti742]

bro is transcending dimensions rn. Shit I don't even know what a quaalude is

[@puga2592]

@@Spaghetti742that shit from the wolf of wall street 😂😂😂

[@Spaghetti742]

@@puga2592 mf doin them chinese designer drugs

[@kurtvonnegut9959]

To anyone seeing this, I am a law student so trust me: You do not have to talk to a police officer or give him your identification if you are a passenger in a car that is pulled over. You have done nothing illegal, you’re just a passenger. To ask for an ID a crime must be committed, so you can just say no I haven’t committed any crime and I don’t wish to self identify. The cop should ONLY be dealing with the driver who committed a traffic violation, the passengers are NOT being detained. Goblin didn’t have to talk to the cop, give any information or step out of the vehicle, he is simply a passenger who’s done nothing wrong. Know your rights or you’ll be fucked hard.

[@ExtendedRelease]

When you think about it, all/most of us lived these shitty situations. At least 10 times for me im 31. He was just smart enough to build youtube, and lucky to be an amazing story teller with the ‘voice’. Addies and coke def helped the motivation. 👏 Gob. i respect the hustle

[@piececake5820]

Yeah, but i think if a person with adhd takes adderal, thats different to a neurotypical person

[@lg4president728]

People also seriously underestimate the storytelling potential of their life because it’s so normal to them

[@grandwiz1153]

Goblin needs to make a series of him living in his car

[@christophermungavin2792]

Goblin the goat for real, I’ve never been disappointed by a video 💯

[@jiddybop]

Goblin pulling the hoot and hollers out of his ass again, keep it up gobs, only KZbinr I can watch all the time

[@MustangJunky]

Just decided to take a poop and the gobman uploads perfect timing as always

[@majormom357]

Love listening to goblin videos in the car when I’m out door dashing

[@insertnamehere3088]

Perfect timing, got a 60 of Smirnoff, sum weed and I see goblin uploaded this gon be a good night

[@NickPeitsch]

Waving at the cop like he’s your long lost father 😂😂

[@zonashi8645]

Bruh this is the only place on KZbin that makes me feel at home. Your the peoples champ lol. I’ve got some similar stories broady.

[@Dfrmdabrickz]

Hell yuh dawg sparkin rn n got the notification 😮‍💨

[@DELL.ACNT.]

I'm waving at the guy like just dropped me off at school. I'm waving like a little laddy. 😂

[@Kingganon4405]

Just when I thought hope was lost you come in with a banger thanks Goblin love you bro!!!

[@zyphedits6298]

its currently summer, im pissbroke with no weed and im pulling all nighters every night, love watching your videos during night man. 🙏🔥

[@DylanJT99]

You got problems fr

[@lg4president728]

@@DylanJT99 Least he ain’t smoking weed

[@SheSaySheFeelG]

Goblin is the only good commentator left always knows how to make my day better

[@aaronjenkins5567]

Smokin a bowl watching goblin it’s gone be a good night absolute banger

[@uruburus5203]

"That's what you get for driving on suspended" Meanwhile struggles to hide coke

[@rightdoing653]

Goblin always coming in with another banger 😎 Absolute legend love ur narration of the storys makes it 100x better keep it up bro

[@wayzo5451]

goblin always dropping at the right time i just butt chugged a 5th of jack and got my meth pipe ready!! it’s gonna be a good video boys💪🏽💪🏽

[@matkojakovljevic6826]

this is sad bro

[@qamzatmedvedov]

💀😂

[@finn7750]

Wtf is going on in these comments, help. Is this a channel for crackheads? And why is it in my recommended

[@leser1music]

In Australia, driving on a suspended licence, you have to go to court and face jail time.

[@muggsyboykins4393]

yeah nah thats bullshit

[@patrickmadruga1925]

Its my birthday boys, favorite thing to watch stoned.

[@foxgaming2777]

Goblin w the best timing. I'm way too high and was just in front of my parents

[@DixieNormus_69]

I found your channel through binge watching old No Jumper videos and I'm fuckin hooked bro I've been binge watching the fuck outta your videos

[@deanjay4452]

Bro I had some vodka and I’m drunk ASF and it’s always dope watching goblin love you man keep up the stories ❤️

[@cajun_8985]

complete sentences not drunk enough

[@GodshateG59]

Cringe as fuck

[@deanjay4452]

@@cajun_8985 does high and drunk caught

[@damienryan7396]

Gob comin in with a new video right as I was finding something to watch

[@moefromdagrieve]

I'm watching goblin with the computer at rehab

[@evanjarvis7261]

Goblin posting at the best times!!!

[@kage7658]

High off some edibles and goblin drops 😵‍💫

[@sizzlepopper]

"I'm waving at the guy like he's my long lost father"😂😂

[@fredd4320]

Whenever I’m fiending for drugs I always watch a goblin video to keep me distracted :)

[@Sir_Neguboba_of_Burdschiz]

i always watch goblins videos baked af and then i can rewatch them cuz i forgot them

[@haydenhood287]

Sams mom might be the tweaker lmaoo

[@swagnut9864]

Seeing that mugshot is all I needed to know that this is going to be a banger

[@theycallmedaviddirtydavid7110]

Absolutely banger timing my boi

[@Jaydog2244]

Perfict timing like always gob. Just sparked up.

[@bigian2681]

Idk how Gob continue to keep dropping bangers such as this, glooks from Michigan

[@ffhhhbbfxfggggfdddffffffff]

took 2 flinstone gummies as a little pregame for the new goblin video, number 3 just went down the hatch this gonna be a fun trip

[@hunter8897]

This better be a hoot and a holler

[@djskip150]

Let's go baby, perfect timing as always! Glad to have you back goblin

[@Spencer8288]

i love ur vids bro i get drug tested by my po in 3 days and i jsut took a edible any advise

[@user-lk6tr7my5k]

Bruh i thought these ‘perfect timing’ comments where 🧢 but im just ab to go on break and stoned asf😂😂 glookin gob

[@cooperbelcher1697]

hands down love Goblin, but there's just no way this mans life was this much of a movie. Seems like he had 2 years of crazy memories each week

[@damianwellington7209]

baked and couldn’t find nothing to watch, i open youtube and i see this. what a blessing

[@johnnyawful5120]

ay perfect timing with the hoot and holler, thanks gobby fr

[@belo9083]

thanks goblin, impeccable timing as usual.

[@soap_eater]

I've seen similar things, the residents called the cops to patrol around for sure after hearing/seeing a speeding car

[@HiBitches124]

Goblin with another hoot🔥🍃

[@justdelicious4280]

Jesus goblin memories unlocked Simpsons hit and run is a absolute gem

[@anthonyolson5368]

I love u so much for mentioning Simpson's hit and run PS2 bois!

[@eyephpmyadmin6988]

I absolutely love that no jumper podcast you did I honestly didn't expect you to be so fluent

[@greatlikechickfila1333]

When I can’t sleep cuz I’m too fucked up and my shits beating out my chest I put goblin on and I fall sleep 😁

[@hanslamontagne]

"I swear to god I nearly shit my pants" BAHAHA, Goblin you tell it like no other.

[@creedbratton7237]

Goblin should make a new drug tier list but they’re ranked by which drugs have made the best stories on the channel

[@prestoncrafton3926]

Lit

[@bigblok18]

Sams mom is a Legend‼️🤣

[@jorge9142011]

Came back from a fam party. Light up my thang. Video drop perfect

[@davidbagley2365]

Brooooooo Simpson hit and run is such a og ass game you just brought back memories in the funniest fuckin way🤣

[@stevenratton6032]

I jus tried coke for the first time last night did a gram with my buddy we stayed up all night long in a McDonald’s parking lot freestyling lmao

[@andrewklokoc5229]

Just boutta smoke before bed coming in hot with a banger at the perfect time

[@thomasbrooks6812]

Nothing better goes with my after routine than a new goblin video I couldnt watch when dropped because I don't sleep as is lol

[@twizzyrichev]

Truly a perfect timing, just popped out my stiiizy and about to get fucked up love ya gob

[@gavon1601]

holy shit, when i heard "if you remember the kid whos mom had security cameras and would yell at us" i had a FLASHBACK from coke chronicles

[@igreels_poster]

Perfect timing bro i was starting to get lonely then u uploaded love you gob

[@kage7658]

This game looks crazy

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

THC-O is insane I've been waiting for it to come to watch this video

[@GoldAk47]

Bruh goblin always be dropping at the perfect time. I just got done producing my first batch of meth and it hits hard. How does he know when to upload?

[@samuelrodriguez4955]

Goblin coming up📈🗓📈🗓📈🗓📈

[@cuh1204]

bro goblin u gotta make a tiktok that shi would blow tf up 😭

[@hawk2049]

Ayy goblin podcast just found out about it now hyped for that man gonna be a hoot and a holler

[@anthonycovello]

Aye it’s kinda lit when he uses your name in one of the vids

[@colpuffdaddy]

You the best goblin. Keep it up

[@timdillon8841]

Yo goblin can you drop some more grinders? Shit looked snazzy

[@mounirbenbouchta7395]

every fucking story you tell bruva i can see it for some reason bro your videos keep me occuipied fam keep going real niggas need this

[@kalemkozma9563]

IMPECCABLE TIMING AS ALWAYS GOBLINNN!!!!

[@ybcmarcus]

Goblin always drops when I’m up having a late night shesh

[@therealcd4206]

Ngl gob iv been bored as hell all day you just hyped me up

[@owynnyga4476]

gobsta comin in clutch with the timing!!!!! lmaoo

[@acidcret-topic2992]

Been watching since late 2016 on multiple accounts I’m very impressed by you’re Progress

[@acidcret-topic2992]

Goby loby

[@jamesd4106]

goblin ur the homie. been binge watching tf out of your vids

[@darkxxxi1979]

“I was waving at the guy” 😭😭😭😭 nah cuz this shit be the truth when you pull shit like this off

[@christianjohnson1219]

Love to have goblin post when I get off work keep up with the amazing content it makes my day when you post

[@ripbeats8391]

Bout hot box with my girl hella good timing goblin

[@demarcojake7628]

right as i sit down to eat. impeccable timing as usual