GHETTO CHEF!

[@brandonfernandez6218]

"Drink a lot of water" *powerade next to him*

[@ambernoelker1389]

Brandon Fernandez yeah

[@hellothere1267]

LMAO 😂

[@900vayu]

Amber Noelker that still has water tho

[@texasrush0407]

Which is mostly water. Idiot

[@gameboygamer7656]

@@texasrush0407 acting brave on the internet I see

[@AnomalousNormie]

When he went to flip the fish I lost it.

[@saharrahjackson1726]

Fallen Frisk Best part 😂

[@Juju-cx9qk]

I did too I’m sick so when ever I laugh breath hard or do something else it hurts and I’m hurting so bad

[@xdace3651]

Lost the fish?

[@michalzoubek9286]

RIP FISH

[@margaritaortiz9932]

He flipped the fish twice what are u talm bout

[@Flashrunner360]

“You don’t wanna over season the fish” *pour’s the whole bottle of seasoning*

[@G0MGEM]

pour

[@rileyb2448]

Like your profile pic

[@yuzhao9535]

Bruh I miss this , dashie should start making cooking with dashie vids :(

[@JjJj-bp1zd]

Thats how you season btw

[@rushshahaiosifovg]

@@JjJj-bp1zd sure it is :I

[@jaimecastaneda2808]

7 years later and I still laugh at dashie's vids.

[@kkocsis197]

Me too I have been watching him since 2014!

[@ЕгорЦыба]

@@kkocsis197 same

[@deservedw6071]

@@kkocsis197 same!

[@AmSpooked]

8 now

[@Quadruple-O]

me too

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

“can you- hi.” I love how passive aggressive that was 😂

[@animesamurai_lay723]

Hi".

[@woahwoahwoahwoah3477]

"Like I was saying, you don't want to over season it." Uses nearly all of bottle.

[@eggyomlette1056]

yas

[@jaypan1]

lol

[@charlesaverette1]

i know right

[@Fawakadan]

that's the joke....

[@jaypan1]

Duh

[@sosa1112]

I died at the end, " That's a great meal!!" as he's coughing due to over seasoning. I'm making this tonight!!

[@Hood1e.]

Rest in peace Kaiser Matin

[@rockstarss71008]

Saame bruh

[@puppet6833]

Bruh when he seasoned the fish I couldn’t see the fish

[@jirenthegray6401]

Same here Bro.

[@logandragon3297]

Lol

[@GPumaThePrince]

Nearly 10 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos ive ever seen

[@vexgrieves6530]

"Ok now it look like i got about 8 fishes uhhh... Lets close that one more time."

[@quincybritt7730]

XD

[@of2497]

lolp

[@hairline6297]

no offense but, what are you talking about?

[@savageprince9829]

3:25

[@VectraMan1999]

Bitches?

[@acez5292]

It tasted bad because their wasnt enough seasoning

[@rayankhan1610]

+Diablo Acez PAUSE!

[@EssenceItnuhsa]

right

[@vandriver101]

+Diablo Acez True that!

[@rraine3]

Dude fr, I got so annoyed that he only put a little.

[@acez5292]

OH WOW REALLY!!!?!?!??!?!!

[@LiotaR]

"The freshest fishes for your bitches " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatbooty7755]

Are you the bitch 😁😁😁😁😁

[@LiotaR]

That Booty wtf 😒

[@bt5564]

All Emojis Give me the urge to killmyself

[@bt5564]

Damon Mixon ok then just breathe on me with that hot ass breath then I'll die

[@imsobxtly7752]

BTGameZ T nice comeback

[@Juju2xQ]

1:40 "U don't Want to put to much" Dashie: -Puts a lot of Seasoning-

[@D-R4-v-3N]

Dashie is the funniest person on KZbin

[@brendanferris5339]

I agree

[@viejaraza106]

Especially on Dashie Games😂😂😂😂

[@lucario4lif682]

+Krazy Wolf no

[@pkmaster4988]

+Lucario4lif yes

[@lucario4lif682]

no = stop emojing

[@leomartinez4398]

"it now look like I have 8 fishes" "uh there's a lot of room left" lmao I'm dying

[@reffi6910]

Wow sad, you don't get it

[@duckeyspade]

@@reffi6910 fun police here

[@zyphyrsyphyn5403]

"I always suggest buying the freshest fishes for yo' bitches!" IM DEAD 😂😂😂

[@blackstardragon_]

Dakota Wray So was the fish lolololol

[@BBMoney___1]

Ayden Gonzaelz

[@surreallioo]

Dakota Wray same

[@ambargarcia2939]

Cool

[@quaedyngoins1413]

*chokes* “DAMN! THAT WAS A GREAT MEAL” *chokes again*

[@matthewlinderman5042]

He over seasoned it

[@urdailygamer6384]

Matthew Linderman no! it was perfect idiot

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@matthewlinderman5042 it was under seasoned

[@matthewlinderman5042]

urdailygamer shut up

[@grandmagretchen1504]

Pause

[@RobotHunter1234]

"Drink a lot of water." *Drinks Powerade*

[@TDilly]

I was your 69th comment like😂!! So mature

[@araenjeffersonsole6593]

what

[@christinesmith3926]

🐶

[@christinesmith3926]

👑

[@mcec4906]

Kevin Gonzalez lpp

[@LittleAl016]

1:32 >"You don't want to over-season the fish." >**proceeds to do precisely that**

[@-Sam69]

We saw it too now stop begging for likes

[@LittleAl016]

@@-Sam69 Who says I'm "begging for likes"?

[@flickonethewirstt6663]

@@-Sam69 Sam Stfu

[@peridotthecrystalgem1870]

"see what I caught" (commercialized fish)

[@norskinoff]

Peridot The Crystal Gem my man caught it at your local Walmart.

[@urdailygamer6384]

Staved LMFAOOOOOO

[@Denofu]

@@urdailygamer6384 so funny men davai

[@shimmershine6902]

Shane Lancaster Okay so there’s this weird thing called a joke right

[@dangelohartley5977]

That lookin like a toy fish lol

[@BirdsofParis]

3:05 This right here is the moment I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂😭😂 It’s been years and I still get affected

[@3headedsnake388]

3:22 "This look a lil raw, so you wanna SHIT."

[@complicatedcomplications8435]

😂

[@Me-dr6ny]

😂😂😂

[@cinthiaperez.]

I just did looking at this comment........😂😬

[@3headedsnake388]

Cinthia Perez lmao

[@cinthiaperez.]

+Darrick King 😂

[@janeens_lucidity2531]

I couldn't stop laughing when the fish kept breaking apart 😂

[@ogingocni6850]

💀

[@Legacy...]

FR💀💀💀

[@Gojira669]

Fr

[@AxleTrade]

"You don't wanna overdo the seasoning"..... a few seconds later the fish is under a mound of seasoning LOL

[@pupp3tStudios]

Right?! xD

[@softsquishysuga]

5:07 I DIED WHEN THE TMNT POSTER FELL XDDD

[@chrisbonilla3135]

I love how he sounds like he has no idea what he is talking about. Luv bro

[@Zapdos0145]

"Sound like" he's not playing, he doesn't know

[@force4973]

ZapdosGames He does know how to cook he just does extra so the video would be funny

[@EcKayDuroRD]

ChrisB Bonilla Hahahaha yeahh!!!

[@EzHeadshots]

+Seerf Snipes You never defrost food in warm water btw c; spreads bacteria, so maybe he isnt the best chef

[@theoriginldw]

4:52 if dashie ever tries to convince his child to eat the baby food.

[@Kamblam24]

2024 anyone

[@Peppito01]

Yessirrrrr

[@RobJon-o4e]

Yup

[@xbrandon.223]

Yessirr

[@Bimhasapen]

Yup

[@AwesomeKing41]

I come back every year just for this.

[@slumberpartybard6355]

still good after all these years, love you dash!

[@Jerkys_Food_Reviews]

True

[@Niko-cw6kq]

That’s a fact

[@elisamaloney289]

"Looks like I have 8 fishes" I feel like I'm the only one that laughs at that or plays it like 1000 times 😂😂😂😂

[@a.m9594]

You are

[@remymuahfelon8873]

+random videos I don't think people realized the plural of fish is fish

[@arandomguyinthedesert]

Dashie: *absolutely dying on the inside* Dashie a few seconds later: Yum!

[@beeto.mp3]

"I always suggest buying the freshes fishes for yo' bitches" Wait. Wut? XD

[@digitalmediacontent-santan7846]

10 years later and it’s still funny

[@neatriawalker4636]

Dashie:you don't wanna over season the fish *puts a pile of seasoning on the fish

[@clarissanot4916]

I was cracking up when he tried to flip it lol 😝

[@HarpsiFizz]

***** The trick is to keep opening and re-spraying, but you have to time the re-sprays right.

[@trappnigga15]

IKR

[@liliadeen6546]

Look at the panting it almost fill on dashei

[@abioticwheel5083]

Me too

[@gtaghost4638]

Do u have a ps3

[@NSneversatisfied]

Cooking wit Kya could never amount to Dashie 😂😭

[@LlamamePapi]

Me: how long should I cook it for? Dad: 2:35

[@rudeTXTmoa]

LMFAO

[@bluelightning2193]

"you don't want to overseason it." as he over seasons it.

[@meowbitchez4486]

yku obviously don't get it

[@bluelightning2193]

Madalyn Harris fuvk you

[@angelmoore5695]

+Anson Herrera you spelled fuck wrong

[@meowbitchez4486]

+Anson Herrera in the ass?

[@bluelightning2193]

Angel Moore I don't give a fuck I'll spell fuck how ever I want

[@foxzilla2883]

0:59 keep um in a bag so them fishes stay crisp NEW MIXTAPE COMING OUT 2028

[@thatguynamedluke7207]

Foxzilla28 *3022

[@dej.v]

That Guy Named Luke *6969

[@dimemainit]

I'm gonna wait 7 years for this.

[@DjRjSolarStar]

YOU DIDN'T FRY THAT FISH IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE?! WHAT'S WRONG WIT YOU!

[@whupjr]

ew chochlate sauce

[@pollyal6963]

I know who it is but been watching dashiexp for years

[@kimtsk6337]

+DjRjSolarStar chocolate sauce boy wats rong wit you!!!

[@trinidadiannerd]

DjKinetec if he did that he'd get type 7 diabetes

[@jeanrivera9632]

Anyone come back just for the intro song😂

[@profesorjett7747]

Jean Rivera07 nah came back for the whole video😂

[@joesiaha7553]

Yes

[@freezeblast4563]

Yee

[@thomascoolkid]

Jean Rivera07 Same

[@soldmyho3onebay-104]

Jean Rivera07 fr 😂😂

[@notamuffin]

4:35 "Those are great" - Chef Dashie 2013

[@suhanrahaman4342]

why does he always look sad and worried in his skethches

[@erickaviles8053]

To act awkward

[@gamertagger5375]

sketches or skits?

[@erikhernandezzz9272]

Sketchers?

[@spacecowboy3217]

U dumb, skethches headass

[@zaayy12]

Sketches*

[@JuniorAAI]

Ghetto chef will always be goated watched all them so many times wish he made more

[@Seng0ku77_x]

1:34 " You don't wanna over season the fish".. Proceeds to over season tf out of it 😂

[@jayycog]

coughing on that fish😄😄😄😄

[@llmarquisell]

Lol for real 😂

[@matthewlinderman5042]

JayXanixYT he over seasoned it

[@blazeyamasaki]

XD he was like "hell naw" at the end"

[@blazeyamasaki]

ignore the " at the end of my comment

[@ReeReert]

+blaze yamasaki wht comment

[@blazeyamasaki]

+Rebecca Lesesne the one you just replied to .-.

[@SpitefulHuman]

Says drink water but has powerade

[@ixxiimilonessiixxi640]

I guess water is another word for powerade 😂😂😂

[@SpitefulHuman]

Lol

[@SpitefulHuman]

lol good to know

[@alexismalone5147]

Cookingwithkya❌ Cook with Dashie✅

[@plyprecious7847]

(2019) this is my childhood right here

[@underminer7825]

Kid lmao

[@snafu3016]

PLY Precious young ass bitch

[@billcosby3013]

@@snafu3016 go to church you demonic bastard

[@7835sandy]

Same bruh

[@imjustapancake3188]

@@underminer7825 are you okay

[@tbspromotions]

Only OGs know the ORIGINAL cooking with dashie.

[@bluelightning2193]

tehlapiuh fish and brokulee sounds good

[@angelarias3395]

+BanshieXD mad or nah

[@tamikakemp6282]

I don't like the fish

[@emmanuelv5400]

“Mmm those are great” 💀💀 this is such a Throwback 😂😂

[@bandfangirl1766]

Favorite part: "Alright! Now that it's all plugged in and the fish is ready to go, let's get the PAYYYUUUUUUM!!!!!!!" LMFAO ROFL

[@tariajames3292]

4:46 i started dying XDDD

[@tariajames3292]

and at 5:09

[@krocialblack]

Umm? What's your PS3 doing in the kitchen? Oh... Wait... That's a grill. *DAT THROW BACK JOKE THOUGH!*

[@CoreyHero1223]

That wht I thought too

[@peacebewu]

Aleah Buchanan LMAO XD

[@NukeSkywalker-35]

Aleah Buchanan Are you an idiot? Lol you obviously didn't get the joke

[@FearedSoup]

Aleah Buchanan You're fucking dumb.

[@FearedSoup]

Aleah Buchanan You just said im "in" idiot xD

[@toastgod25]

Now watching this entire series in 2020 I really wish Dashie would continue to make more of these cooking skits. I still laugh my ass off.

[@songbirdglitch5859]

When he ate the fish and the way he reacted, I can't stop laughing, I can't breathe, I fell of my bed and landed on Legos but I don't care! 😂😂😂😂

[@olusholeye]

0:08 he literally referred to watch me as the dance two years before Silento’s “Watch Me” came out. Mans was two years ahead of his time. He’s a true genius.

[@RutchitFilmsEntertainment]

this is why i like dashie. he knows when to come out with amazing content.

[@Noob_-]

Dashie: “You don’t want to overseason the fish” Also Dashie:

[@canihit1ksubswithnovideos793]

4:30 you sounded like Brock Obama

[@sevlows]

Brock?

[@drizzyhayneso.v.o7100]

:D It's Barack not Brock

[@sevlows]

deshawn jones no shit

[@trappnigga15]

HAHAHAHAHAH HE CHOKED ON THE FISH

[@aidenjackel9169]

He does not

[@fruitjuiceshibe]

I think this is my favourite Dashie video. Something about his intentionally awkward delivery makes this so funny

[@WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy]

9 years later and it’s still golden

[@StarlightLancer01]

When he started coughing, I died.😂😂😂😂

[@MrTenthprestiger]

HOW ARE YOU NOT ON FOOD NETWORK!?!?!......Wonderful I cooked it for my snail and he LOVED IT thanks!!!!

[@MrTenthprestiger]

Excuse me?! Are you making fun of my snail!? You sir, are a mean person!

[@idktbhfrsy]

im watching this in 2020 and just realized that he hit the poster at the end i used to think it just fell cus i watched this when it first came out when i was in like 3rd grade

[@itsjustflare]

Bro suddenly remembering the lyrics and singing along threw me in a LOOP. I miss watching your skits man. Hope the gaming channel can forever thrive

[@CheckMeout8063]

1:26 “you don’t wanna over season the fish”- *yeah you shouldn’t.*

[@imjustapancake3188]

I still come back to this every few years, still makes me laugh hard as hell lmaooo

[@thetrexgames1419]

i miss the days where this was the best entertainment

[@JustVardan]

Bros eating seasoning with a side of fish 😂

[@khaliah7754]

Literally ... 2020 LET'S GET IT!!!

[@grandmagretchen1504]

Berleezy soundin ass

[@tek0744]

Grandma Gretchen AYE WHATS Wrong BERLEEZY?!?

[@stephsosa5442]

BAYUUUM IT WORKED

[@starasylum9755]

Bring this back please bro 😭

[@miguelj8214]

Anybody that’s coming back to this video in 2020 is elite

[@TheCRTman]

I lost it at the "I keep em in a bag so them fishes stay crisp" throwback lmfao

[@ms.kittyholiday6347]

okay. Bayuum, a mix of *DAYUM* and *YUM* ....OKay. xD

[@msemokidz]

How does that make sense?

[@ms.kittyholiday6347]

Danielle Johnson Just making fun ;3

[@JackLe1127]

it's more like bam it dayum style

[@ms.kittyholiday6347]

Jack Le Lol, when I look at It again, what you said makes *way* more sense. xD

[@JackLe1127]

you're welcome :P

[@BoingoloidBurke]

"You don't want to overseason it though." *proceeds to coat entire fish with half an inch thick layer of seasoning* yeeepppp

[@Josh-mt9lo]

Been years since you watched these, still know every word to the theme tune!

[@BlackNinjaDw]

I love the intro

[@theoofers04snap41]

@@spencerbilich7887 yea bro

[@kiru_exe]

11 YEARS AGOOOOOOO!!!

[@TJunioR97]

DAMN!! That shit makes me hungry AND ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE NOTHING I CAN MICROWAVE!!! :(

[@TheJnmiah]

yep

[@TJunioR97]

I can't stand watermelon and I'm not really much of a chicken eater

[@LilWifix]

Yass

[@yetikruger2997]

Lol same here

[@ssj_anomaly4688]

Sara Olara and dont forget that white people food with white people water and a side of white people dessert

[@Scrydan]

Ah yes, the original video that brought me into the wonderful world of Dashie! One of my all time favorite content creators!

[@Lol-sv1zy]

Scrydan same

[@shimmershine6902]

Nah, scary ass Saturdays and those fire ass songs are where it’s at!!

[@tweelamb]

1:09 the fish can't swim anymore DASHIE

[@CandiceClement]

My favorite part: Dashie: BAYUUUUM! *picture falls down*

[@vinewhip]

Same here xD

[@justinlaw8511]

Dashie: Let's see what fresh fish I caught this morning! Also Dashie: *Plops a frozen fillet on the counter*

[@averyphillips3181]

Gordon is boutta be jealoud

[@SupernaturalColors]

It look like I now have eight fishes

[@kristinsanyang76]

"Like I said, you don't want to overdo it." Dashie said as he assaulted the fish with seasoning.

[@NiTO-hg1st]

I wonder if he actually know how to cook for the life of him 💀

[@destineynapier601]

This shit is still funny as fuck 6 years later bro

[@AR_TaK]

this still hit even in 2021

[@joshualim1396]

rewatching cause of kais stream 🫶

[@crazyjamie7106]

hey Dashie who did you take lessons from, Howtobasic?

[@kentrellbracy2222]

jammin jamie howtobasic is ass

[@Phoenixblue.]

@@kentrellbracy2222 yea how fucking dare this guy compare the best chief in this world to howtobitchshit

[@chronos8436]

@@kentrellbracy2222 i hope you're being sarcastic.

[@ЕгорЦыба]

Nah, it's HowToBasic and Red21 learned everything from Dashie's vids

[@isaiah7590]

I died when he knocked over the tmnt painting 🤣🤣🤣

[@atlasreborn7221]

"I suggest getting the freshest broccoli out. And to me is the green giant, *frozen* ones" Gordon Ramsay feels a disturbance in the force.

[@PlanetaryPhoenix]

Am i the only one who would watch this if it was a real show.

[@jones28jones]

Nope

[@darkvenom381]

I'd be on that too :D

[@knightwolfe8796]

This wouldn't be approved by the people who do the TV managing. If Dashie cooked as bad as he did, and slew cuss words everywhere while doing it, people who would be making the dish, would either kill themselves, or whoever they're making it for.

[@keisukebaji9183]

2:40 "Now that the fish is SIZZLING"

[@richmine8321]

(2019 Fishing meter) Got to have only the best

[@reagan.butler]

“don't want to over-season the fish” proceeds to use the whole container.