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[@brandonfernandez6218]

"Drink a lot of water" *powerade next to him*

[@ambernoelker1389]

Brandon Fernandez yeah

[@hellothere1267]

LMAO 😂

[@900vayu]

Amber Noelker that still has water tho

[@texasrush0407]

Which is mostly water. Idiot

[@gameboygamer7656]

@@texasrush0407 acting brave on the internet I see

[@KageTenshiiRyuu]

When he went to flip the fish I lost it.

[@saharrahjackson1726]

Fallen Frisk Best part 😂

[@Juju-cx9qk]

I did too I’m sick so when ever I laugh breath hard or do something else it hurts and I’m hurting so bad

[@xdace3651]

Lost the fish?

[@michalzoubek9286]

RIP FISH

[@margaritaortiz9932]

He flipped the fish twice what are u talm bout

[@Flashrunner360]

“You don’t wanna over season the fish” *pour’s the whole bottle of seasoning*

[@G0MGEM]

pour

[@rileyb2448]

Like your profile pic

[@yuzhao9535]

Bruh I miss this , dashie should start making cooking with dashie vids :(

[@JjJj-bp1zd]

Thats how you season btw

[@rushshahaiosifovg]

@@JjJj-bp1zd sure it is :I

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

“can you- hi.” I love how passive aggressive that was 😂

[@animesamurai_lay723]

Hi".

[@LiotaR]

"The freshest fishes for your bitches " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatbooty7755]

Are you the bitch 😁😁😁😁😁

[@LiotaR]

That Booty wtf 😒

[@bt5564]

All Emojis Give me the urge to killmyself

[@bt5564]

Damon Mixon ok then just breathe on me with that hot ass breath then I'll die

[@imsobxtly7752]

BTGameZ T nice comeback

[@acez5292]

It tasted bad because their wasnt enough seasoning

[@rayankhan1610]

+Diablo Acez PAUSE!

[@queentaylor6561]

right

[@vandriver101]

+Diablo Acez True that!

[@rraine3]

Dude fr, I got so annoyed that he only put a little.

[@acez5292]

OH WOW REALLY!!!?!?!??!?!!

[@sosa1112]

I died at the end, " That's a great meal!!" as he's coughing due to over seasoning. I'm making this tonight!!

[@Hood1e.]

Rest in peace Kaiser Matin

[@rockstarss71008]

Saame bruh

[@puppet6833]

Bruh when he seasoned the fish I couldn’t see the fish

[@jirenthegray6401]

Same here Bro.

[@logandragon3297]

Lol

[@jaimecastaneda2808]

7 years later and I still laugh at dashie's vids.

[@kkocsis197]

Me too I have been watching him since 2014!

[@user-dt8fi1ee7b]

@@kkocsis197 same

[@deservedw6071]

@@kkocsis197 same!

[@AmSpooked]

8 now

[@Quadruple-O]

me too

[@RobotHunter1234]

"Drink a lot of water." *Drinks Powerade*

[@TDilly]

I was your 69th comment like😂!! So mature

[@araenjeffersonsole6593]

what

[@christinesmith3926]

🐶

[@christinesmith3926]

👑

[@mcec4906]

Kevin Gonzalez lpp

[@woahwoahwoahwoah3477]

"Like I was saying, you don't want to over season it." Uses nearly all of bottle.

[@eggyomlette1056]

yas

[@jaypan1]

lol

[@charlesaverette1]

i know right

[@Fawakadan]

that's the joke....

[@jaypan1]

Duh

[@jeanrivera9632]

Anyone come back just for the intro song😂

[@profesorjett7747]

Jean Rivera07 nah came back for the whole video😂

[@joesiaha7553]

Yes

[@freezeblast4563]

Yee

[@thomascoolkid]

Jean Rivera07 Same

[@soldmyho3onebay-104]

Jean Rivera07 fr 😂😂

[@quaedyngoins1413]

*chokes* “DAMN! THAT WAS A GREAT MEAL” *chokes again*

[@matthewlinderman5042]

He over seasoned it

[@urdailygamer6384]

Matthew Linderman no! it was perfect idiot

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@matthewlinderman5042 it was under seasoned

[@matthewlinderman5042]

urdailygamer shut up

[@grandmagretchen1504]

Pause

[@3headedsnake388]

3:22 "This look a lil raw, so you wanna SHIT."

[@complicatedcomplications8435]

😂

[@Me-dr6ny]

😂😂😂

[@cinthiaperez.]

I just did looking at this comment........😂😬

[@3headedsnake388]

Cinthia Perez lmao

[@cinthiaperez.]

+Darrick King 😂

[@vexgrieves6530]

"Ok now it look like i got about 8 fishes uhhh... Lets close that one more time."

[@quincybritt7730]

XD

[@of2497]

lolp

[@hairline6297]

no offense but, what are you talking about?

[@savageprince9829]

3:25

[@VectraMan1999]

Bitches?

[@GPumaThePrince]

Nearly 10 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos ive ever seen

[@Juju2xQ]

1:40 "U don't Want to put to much" Dashie: -Puts a lot of Seasoning-

[@zyphyrsyphyn5403]

"I always suggest buying the freshest fishes for yo' bitches!" IM DEAD 😂😂😂

[@blackstardragon_]

Dakota Wray So was the fish lolololol

[@BBMoney___1]

Ayden Gonzaelz

[@surreallioo]

Dakota Wray same

[@ambargarcia2939]

Cool

[@D-R4-v-3N]

Dashie is the funniest person on KZbin

[@brendanferris5339]

I agree

[@viejaraza106]

Especially on Dashie Games😂😂😂😂

[@lucario4lif682]

+Krazy Wolf no

[@ddrxmanpkmaster4988]

+Lucario4lif yes

[@lucario4lif682]

no = stop emojing

[@softsquishysuga]

5:07 I DIED WHEN THE TMNT POSTER FELL XDDD

[@kr4zedtf]

Dashie: *absolutely dying on the inside* Dashie a few seconds later: Yum!

[@peridotthecrystalgem1870]

"see what I caught" (commercialized fish)

[@norskinoff386]

Peridot The Crystal Gem my man caught it at your local Walmart.

[@urdailygamer6384]

Staved LMFAOOOOOO

[@Denofu]

@@urdailygamer6384 so funny men davai

[@shimmershine6902]

Shane Lancaster Okay so there’s this weird thing called a joke right

[@dangelohartley5977]

That lookin like a toy fish lol

[@leomartinez4398]

"it now look like I have 8 fishes" "uh there's a lot of room left" lmao I'm dying

[@reffi6910]

Wow sad, you don't get it

[@duckeyspade]

@@reffi6910 fun police here

[@BirdsofParis]

3:05 This right here is the moment I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂😭😂 It’s been years and I still get affected

[@LlamamePapi]

Me: how long should I cook it for? Dad: 2:35

[@rudeTXTmoa]

LMFAO

[@LittleAl016]

1:32 >"You don't want to over-season the fish." >**proceeds to do precisely that**

[@-Sam69]

We saw it too now stop begging for likes

[@LittleAl016]

@@-Sam69 Who says I'm "begging for likes"?

[@flickonethewirstt6663]

@@-Sam69 Sam Stfu

[@janeens_lucidity2531]

I couldn't stop laughing when the fish kept breaking apart 😂

[@ogingocni6850]

💀

[@Legacy...]

FR💀💀💀

[@Gojira925]

Fr

[@slumberpartybard6355]

still good after all these years, love you dash!

[@Jerkys_Food_Reviews]

True

[@Niko-cw6kq]

That’s a fact

[@AxleTrade]

"You don't wanna overdo the seasoning"..... a few seconds later the fish is under a mound of seasoning LOL

[@pupp3tStudios]

Right?! xD

[@bluelightning2193]

"you don't want to overseason it." as he over seasons it.

[@meowbitchez4486]

yku obviously don't get it

[@bluelightning2193]

Madalyn Harris fuvk you

[@angelmoore5695]

+Anson Herrera you spelled fuck wrong

[@meowbitchez4486]

+Anson Herrera in the ass?

[@bluelightning2193]

Angel Moore I don't give a fuck I'll spell fuck how ever I want

[@khaliah7754]

Literally ... 2020 LET'S GET IT!!!

[@grandmagretchen1504]

Berleezy soundin ass

[@tek0744]

Grandma Gretchen AYE WHATS Wrong BERLEEZY?!?

[@plyprecious7847]

(2019) this is my childhood right here

[@underminer7825]

Kid lmao

[@snafu3016]

PLY Precious young ass bitch

[@billcosby3013]

@@snafu3016 go to church you demonic bastard

[@7835sandy]

Same bruh

[@imjustapancake3188]

@@underminer7825 are you okay

[@biggamer2154]

Dashie predicted the future. In the song, he said: mow***** watch me. I aint talkin bout the dance THE DANCE LOOK UP WATCH ME ON KZbin UPLOADED 5 MONTHS AGO

[@nolanchakerian8802]

Oh my god. what have you done. shhhh. the fbi is gonna get dashie now.

[@jonathanfifer4504]

*looks it up* **sees third result on silento tv says uploaded 11 months ago.** ***Mouths idiot.***

[@biggamer2154]

Jonathan Fifer ??? I dont understand you. This was uploaded 2013. How am I an idiot?

[@jonathanfifer4504]

Oh my bad, I didn't see the year. I apologize for calling you an idiot. Please, forgive me.

[@zz1063]

I was JUST about to comment that xD

[@chrisbonilla3135]

I love how he sounds like he has no idea what he is talking about. Luv bro

[@Zapdos0145]

"Sound like" he's not playing, he doesn't know

[@force4973]

ZapdosGames He does know how to cook he just does extra so the video would be funny

[@EcKayDuroRD]

ChrisB Bonilla Hahahaha yeahh!!!

[@EzHeadshots]

+Seerf Snipes You never defrost food in warm water btw c; spreads bacteria, so maybe he isnt the best chef

[@Noob_-]

Dashie: “You don’t want to overseason the fish” Also Dashie:

[@StarlightLancer01]

When he started coughing, I died.😂😂😂😂

[@DjRjSolarStar]

YOU DIDN'T FRY THAT FISH IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE?! WHAT'S WRONG WIT YOU!

[@whupjr]

ew chochlate sauce

[@pollyal6963]

I know who it is but been watching dashiexp for years

[@kimtsk6337]

+DjRjSolarStar chocolate sauce boy wats rong wit you!!!

[@trinidadiannerd]

DjKinetec if he did that he'd get type 7 diabetes

[@SpitefulHuman]

Says drink water but has powerade

[@ixxiimilonessiixxi640]

I guess water is another word for powerade 😂😂😂

[@SpitefulHuman]

Lol

[@SpitefulHuman]

lol good to know

[@depressedphilosopherbitch7581]

Only KZbinr that can make loud=funny.

[@olusholeye]

0:08 he literally referred to watch me as the dance two years before Silento’s “Watch Me” came out. Mans was two years ahead of his time. He’s a true genius.

[@suhanrahaman4342]

why does he always look sad and worried in his skethches

[@erickaviles8053]

To act awkward

[@gamertagger5375]

sketches or skits?

[@erikhernandezzz9272]

Sketchers?

[@spacecowboy3217]

U dumb, skethches headass

[@zaayy12]

Sketches*

[@elisamaloney289]

"Looks like I have 8 fishes" I feel like I'm the only one that laughs at that or plays it like 1000 times 😂😂😂😂

[@a.m9594]

You are

[@remymuahfelon8873]

+random videos I don't think people realized the plural of fish is fish

[@starasylum9755]

Bring this back please bro 😭

[@CheckMeout8063]

1:26 “you don’t wanna over season the fish”- *yeah you shouldn’t.*

[@beeto.mp3]

"I always suggest buying the freshes fishes for yo' bitches" Wait. Wut? XD

[@clarissanot4916]

I was cracking up when he tried to flip it lol 😝

[@HarpsiFizz]

***** The trick is to keep opening and re-spraying, but you have to time the re-sprays right.

[@trappnigga15]

IKR

[@liliadeen6546]

Look at the panting it almost fill on dashei

[@abioticwheel5083]

Me too

[@gtaghost4638]

Do u have a ps3

[@sweetlamb8]

1:09 the fish can't swim anymore DASHIE

[@michaelscott921]

Who's here after Ghetto Chef 7

[@extremelegendsupreme4596]

Me

[@jayycog]

coughing on that fish😄😄😄😄

[@llmarquisell]

Lol for real 😂

[@matthewlinderman5042]

JayXanixYT he over seasoned it

[@theoriginldw]

4:52 if dashie ever tries to convince his child to eat the baby food.

[@texascard]

I miss when he actually made the food lol

[@TheCRTman]

I lost it at the "I keep em in a bag so them fishes stay crisp" throwback lmfao

[@bluelightning2193]

tehlapiuh fish and brokulee sounds good

[@angelarias3395]

+BanshieXD mad or nah

[@tamikakemp6282]

I don't like the fish

[@neatriawalker4636]

Dashie:you don't wanna over season the fish *puts a pile of seasoning on the fish

[@AR_TaK]

this still hit even in 2021

[@richmine8321]

(2019 Fishing meter) Got to have only the best

[@tariajames3292]

4:46 i started dying XDDD

[@tariajames3292]

and at 5:09

[@canihit1ksubswithnovideos793]

4:30 you sounded like Brock Obama

[@sevlows]

Brock?

[@drizzyhayneso.v.o7100]

:D It's Barack not Brock

[@sevlows]

deshawn jones no shit

[@trappnigga15]

HAHAHAHAHAH HE CHOKED ON THE FISH

[@aidenjackel9169]

He does not

[@perilouspeach4722]

I’m Telling Ramsay On You 😂😂😂

[@Tniggles55]

Who else came back to this after he posted his new skit 😭

[@blazeyamasaki]

XD he was like "hell naw" at the end"

[@blazeyamasaki]

ignore the " at the end of my comment

[@ReeReert]

+blaze yamasaki wht comment

[@blazeyamasaki]

+Rebecca Lesesne the one you just replied to .-.

[@foxzilla2883]

0:59 keep um in a bag so them fishes stay crisp NEW MIXTAPE COMING OUT 2028

[@thatguynamedluke7207]

Foxzilla28 *3022

[@dej.v]

That Guy Named Luke *6969

[@dimemainit]

I'm gonna wait 7 years for this.

[@idktbhfrsy]

im watching this in 2020 and just realized that he hit the poster at the end i used to think it just fell cus i watched this when it first came out when i was in like 3rd grade

[@15systemofadown]

"Let's go down, pause" Hahaha

[@notamuffin]

4:35 "Those are great" - Chef Dashie 2013

[@bandfangirl1766]

Favorite part: "Alright! Now that it's all plugged in and the fish is ready to go, let's get the PAYYYUUUUUUM!!!!!!!" LMFAO ROFL

[@toastgod25]

Now watching this entire series in 2020 I really wish Dashie would continue to make more of these cooking skits. I still laugh my ass off.

[@WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy]

9 years later and it’s still golden

[@TJunioR97]

DAMN!! That shit makes me hungry AND ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE NOTHING I CAN MICROWAVE!!! :(

[@TheJnmiah]

yep

[@TJunioR97]

I can't stand watermelon and I'm not really much of a chicken eater

[@LilWifix]

Yass

[@yetikruger2997]

Lol same here

[@ssj_anomaly4688]

Sara Olara and dont forget that white people food with white people water and a side of white people dessert

[@songbirdglitch5859]

When he ate the fish and the way he reacted, I can't stop laughing, I can't breathe, I fell of my bed and landed on Legos but I don't care! 😂😂😂😂

[@kristinsanyang76]

"Like I said, you don't want to overdo it." Dashie said as he assaulted the fish with seasoning.

[@hollystraquadine754]

8 years later and I be dancing to the opening song at 1 am. 😂

[@stephsosa5442]

BAYUUUM IT WORKED

[@redviper57]

and to think...this was when he was quiet

[@ShizauOtakuOPGJulietStarling]

omg ikr

[@fruitjuiceshibe]

I think this is my favourite Dashie video. Something about his intentionally awkward delivery makes this so funny

[@loganstaffon9863]

Almost 2023....I've watched this series a unhealthy amount of times this year🤣

[@krocialblack]

Umm? What's your PS3 doing in the kitchen? Oh... Wait... That's a grill. *DAT THROW BACK JOKE THOUGH!*

[@CoreyHero1223]

That wht I thought too

[@peacebewu]

Aleah Buchanan LMAO XD

[@NukeSkywalker-35]

Aleah Buchanan Are you an idiot? Lol you obviously didn't get the joke

[@FearedSoup]

Aleah Buchanan You're fucking dumb.

[@FearedSoup]

Aleah Buchanan You just said im "in" idiot xD

[@SupernaturalColors]

It look like I now have eight fishes

[@justinlaw8511]

Dashie: Let's see what fresh fish I caught this morning! Also Dashie: *Plops a frozen fillet on the counter*

[@JustVardan]

Bros eating seasoning with a side of fish 😂

[@EmmanuellaStCyr]

It didn't taste good because he added to much seasoning

[@JoshCosta]

R u fucking serious

[@supershadow946]

Emma Jerome No, there wasn't enough seasoning.

[@supershadow946]

I've watched this video multiple times and he didn't add enough seasoning

[@EmmanuellaStCyr]

Yes he did u idiot

[@supershadow946]

Nope, pretty sure it's not enough. He needed to add more to get the juices and the marinating

[@crazyjamie7106]

hey Dashie who did you take lessons from, Howtobasic?

[@kendrickbracy2222]

jammin jamie howtobasic is ass

[@Phoenixblue.]

@@kendrickbracy2222 yea how fucking dare this guy compare the best chief in this world to howtobitchshit

[@chronos8436]

@@kendrickbracy2222 i hope you're being sarcastic.

[@user-dt8fi1ee7b]

Nah, it's HowToBasic and Red21 learned everything from Dashie's vids

[@imjustapancake3188]

I still come back to this every few years, still makes me laugh hard as hell lmaooo

[@inklingproductions7237]

The theme song though it fire🔥 0:03

[@PlanetaryPhoenix]

Am i the only one who would watch this if it was a real show.

[@jones28jones]

Nope

[@darkvenom381]

I'd be on that too :D

[@knightwolfe8796]

This wouldn't be approved by the people who do the TV managing. If Dashie cooked as bad as he did, and slew cuss words everywhere while doing it, people who would be making the dish, would either kill themselves, or whoever they're making it for.

[@BlackNinjaDw]

I love the intro

[@theoofers04snap41]

@@spencerbilich7887 yea bro

[@itsjustflare]

Bro suddenly remembering the lyrics and singing along threw me in a LOOP. I miss watching your skits man. Hope the gaming channel can forever thrive

[@RayNumber2]

4:45 has me dying

[@lennygt350]

"the fresh fishes for your bitches"

[@CandiceClement]

My favorite part: Dashie: BAYUUUUM! *picture falls down*

[@vinewhip]

Same here xD

[@atlasreborn7221]

"I suggest getting the freshest broccoli out. And to me is the green giant, *frozen* ones" Gordon Ramsay feels a disturbance in the force.

[@stephaniemunoz1978]

Still here 6years later 🤙🏻

[@thetimelords911]

"Dont over season it" *overseasons anyway* *starts coughing when he eats it because of all the seasoning*

[@raheem9103]

"Buying the freshest fishes for yo bitches" LOL I'm done.

[@emilylima8527]

1:46 you don’t want to over season it but you did dachie

[@SwagMax17]

No shit

[@Josh-mt9lo]

Been years since you watched these, still know every word to the theme tune!

[@reaganbutler1577]

“don't want to over-season the fish” proceeds to use the whole container.

[@lyriktv4753]

3:10 if your fish crumbles that well, it's perfectly cooked

[@yaboydanny6276]

this is comedy never to be reached again

[@yungpatna]

10 years later

[@TheSoupguy1]

Yup

[@ms.kittyholiday6347]

okay. Bayuum, a mix of *DAYUM* and *YUM* ....OKay. xD

[@msemokidz]

How does that make sense?

[@ms.kittyholiday6347]

Danielle Johnson Just making fun ;3

[@JackLe1127]

it's more like bam it dayum style

[@ms.kittyholiday6347]

Jack Le Lol, when I look at It again, what you said makes *way* more sense. xD

[@JackLe1127]

you're welcome :P