GHETTO LIFE ALERT!

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[@dominiquawharton]

Rest In Peace, Eddie! You were amazing in these videos. You are sorely missed.😢❤

[@ivanayala3402]

Bro please tell me you’re joking 😢

[@dominiquawharton]

@@ivanayala3402 I wish 🥺

[@yourspOOns]

No he's still here with us ❤️💪💪

[@dominiquawharton]

@@yourspOOns 💪🏾💪🏾

[@UlanSays]

@@yourspOOnso he isn’t :/ Dash confirmed it on Tpindells podcast

[@edgiest-edgelord-that-edges]

"I've fallen and I can't f*ckin' get up!" Had me rollin' XD

[@Fayren01]

You gonna help me up? Dashie : fuck no Got me Rollin

[@EmmieManiac]

Just the title had me rollin XD Once I saw the tilte I knew this shit was going to hilarious and his shirt "Ghetto Lyfe Alurt" XD

[@lindseyreese2710]

young link vahzah

[@NaUtiCaL36]

Same here mah boi

[@dannycasares8149]

David keith hahahahhahaaahahahhaha

[@dminer9040]

"I've Fallen And I Can't Fuckin Get Up"

[@tyquavionmcclendon8851]

bruh what

[@dminer9040]

Lol if this gets 100 likes I will die

[@sportsfan723]

R.I.P. Dminer 1327-8999

[@_king__gamer_4002]

Dminer stop it get some help

[@prodkickbat]

Is face when dashie broke the xbox😂😂😂

[@gokublack57690]

I would knock the !!!! out of him

[@marcgaytan3207]

Charles Pearsall ikr fuck xD

[@animeboy9764]

NOOO NOOO I know lol

[@raevynchisolm7817]

Bro that is a REAL Xbox he's literally broke it

[@bloomgazer3789]

He was doing dashie's face XD

[@rookinson]

"OH SHIT! I've fallen and I can't fuckin' get up!" *died of laughter*

[@thexyzer]

Oml

[@ronnied9517]

Where can I get that lyfe alurt shurt???

[@xeras6101]

Dat shit legit

[@axeltheredpanda]

I thought that too

[@glamourtutorials9750]

Ronnie D he customized it

[@tomhenderson758]

my boy up your butt and around the corner

[@princekay321]

Ronnie D u have 444 likes...its 666 upside down

[@Tristan1886]

Rest in piece Eddie. Always been hilarious.

[@hortator0767]

WAIT LAQUISHA WHERE SHE AT!!!!

[@spidermanfan2474]

I don't know

[@bigkayeee]

at the club

[@karla-xx2oe]

+Kaleb Eyler OHOHO XD

[@el_9003]

She's at my crib.

[@TehEpicViper]

LAQUISHA!? LAQUISHA WHERE YOU AT!? Mah boy, she ain't here!

[@UltimateDivaStyle]

YOU MARRIED? LOL!!

[@71pitgirl]

UltimateDivaStyle TV no he ain’t

[@lisajxmonalisa5760]

😂😂😂 Definitely wasn’t a ending I was expecting

[@chillmushroom6016]

Lol

[@shailyncoleman818]

what the hell kind of TV remote only has one button 😂😂

[@CosmicFox2007]

My dog chewed mine so theres only the channel Up button

[@shxdowgaming1039]

Cyber Rip lol

[@Chiraqvids]

Life alert

[@hoov3270]

U gonna help me up? Fuck no

[@stariiwes8358]

No one touches the Shaqtus *touches*

[@matthewfnbonner]

His nephew doing that Dashie face though at 02:24 LMAO

[@Trekzity]

Yh

[@philcarter663]

I bet the Sony fans were just laughing at the death of that poor xbox

[@aldude999]

+Phil Carter PC master race too

[@philcarter663]

aldude999 master race my ass bro XD

[@idraigi3361]

+Phil Ikr master race😂😂😂

[@idraigi3361]

aldude999 yea must suck getting viruses from random mods and all that lag but hey you can get mods that you can even use.

[@idraigi3361]

aldude999 And stop with that silly talk when you say step up "peasant" what are you a knight?

[@DmonDhaBoss]

RIP EDDIE 1921-2022

[@greysonbourne]

Where can I get a "LYFE ALURT" shirt? XD

[@nightmarecreepypasta7019]

Greyson Mills Just go to a costomizable shirt place and have them design it to say that im sure thats what dashie did

[@Jd-nl4wu]

@@nightmarecreepypasta7019 that's cool

[@linkz7007]

yes

[@xify4358]

skudweep Just get a black t-shirt and right LYFE ALURT NOW YOU HAVE dashie murch

[@debramontgomery451]

I want that shirt

[@jovanivanovic611]

0:02 Seems legit :)

[@logsadlasdm1967]

you know that was real right? JK LOLZ U WERE CRYING LOKZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO EX DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE

[@whetness2804]

+IthinkImgoodGameing at least derp lives up to his name

[@logsadlasdm1967]

+JayDuhVin dats true doh hatus b3 lik example: U WOT????? THIS IS REALL LIF NUT DEH INTERNUT THIS PLACE IS PERFECT NO ONE WILL TROLL OR PUT JOKES TO LAUGH AT LEMME JUST HATE FOR HO REASon MUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAUAU

[@whetness2804]

+the epic derp lmao wut m8? i herd you liek mudkipz

[@logsadlasdm1967]

+IthinkImgoodGameing YEAH U KNOW WHY I ACT LIKE IM A KID YOU KNWO WHY????????!?!? CUZ ONE I GROW UP GUESS WHUT?????? I WILL BE IN A JOB I WILLL HAVE KIDS AND I WONT GET TO DO FUN STUFF ANYMORE SO NO I WONT ACT LIKE 30 YEAR OLDS

[@OKM999Wrld]

OH SHIT! IVE FALLEN AND I CANT FUCKING GET UP!😅😅😅

[@supernova777x5]

oh shit! *falls*I've fallen and I can't fuckin get up.

[@loonytoongt1245]

lmaoo xD

[@thehills2818]

One of the best parts

[@beemthesailor]

The funniest part of the video

[@chrislcb1126]

+BMO Senpai I laughed so long

[@thenextgennationi3723]

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[@nekie1298]

"Tell me what remote got one button please tell me mam" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kxrmx0]

Rip Eddie he will be always be missed 🕊

[@gpsoldier9462]

An Eddie classic, rest in peace and thank you for the laughs.

[@chrisb2038]

rest in PIECE??

[@gpsoldier9462]

@@chrisb2038 yeah Dawg Eddie passed a minute ago, sadly. Lived a long life.

[@chrisb2038]

@@gpsoldier9462 no i know he died a while ago, i was just making fun of your incorrect spelling

[@gpsoldier9462]

@@chrisb2038 oh shiitttt lmao piece would be bad. Peace* good looking out

[@nice7324]

1:43 Dashie found Laquisha! xD

[@pr0wl_727]

LAQUISHA

[@doughboy4286]

2:24 that face tho

[@Shamwow78]

2:24 His nephew's face!! LOL

[@destinywalker5005]

It looks just like him

[@Erivyn]

Damon Lennon it’s his nephew

[@beautifullady9317]

Dashie Jr

[@belindasmith1983]

@@destinywalker5005that’s so mean breaking his Xbox that so mean

[@johnkullum3550]

did anyone think about the computer and the speaker in the bathroom. just think about it. XD

[@deaaronfoxsgodfather2475]

Wow

[@Ennjay.]

really..

[@Purgetorial]

i dont get it

[@os_noob_eli7807]

Porn

[@Purgetorial]

oh lmao

[@810ssr]

Rip eddie you will be missed ❤️❤️

[@hjensen626]

*WHAT KIND OF TV REMOTE ONLY HAS ONE BUTTON??!*

[@alwaleedhaha]

i like how the smell stayed even after 5 hours 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lalaboi5526]

Its dat corn bro 😩

[@BenBen-wq7tw]

I fallen and I can't get tf up 😂

[@robertoramos4558]

you know he was looking at the camera 😄😄

[@BenBen-wq7tw]

Roberto Ramos ya lol

[@itzsilxnt919]

dashie nephew face 💀 got me Shleep

[@ractive7339]

I was like,Daniel you mad*snap*or nah

[@NeirinN]

That's his nephew?

[@itzsilxnt919]

Ik duh

[@NeirinN]

Oh I didn't know

[@delilahederington4496]

He came FIVE HOURS LATER I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂

[@DK-oy6mp]

That’s what she said

[@jrmmedia2347]

Rip Eddie

[@Ennjay.]

0:02 soccer players

[@highwayboyjon9517]

Rip Eddie.

[@radarrin553]

Lmao I want that lyfe alurt shirt xD

[@joselainez189]

Stencils and paint cans mah boi

[@olfan92]

Rest in peace Eddie! Eddie was a G!

[@sonysoldier9587]

I just discovered that Eddie passed since January of 2022. Lived to be 100... R.I.P.

[@yvngthik1612]

RIP EDDIE!

[@tslegit1017]

When you realize the video length is 4:20

[@dminer9040]

4:19

[@jabbavader]

+Dminer The video I'm watching says that the length in "4:20".

[@400tv8]

I get the joke🚬😂

[@brianlee84yearsago68]

Me: 2:22

[@FreeNintendo21]

Just found out about Eddie's passing. Checking out all of Dashie's videos he's featured in. Truly hilarious and he will be missed. RIP

[@NinjaDeflectZ]

O.O this dude really broke his xbox

[@TwitchLiveClipsOfficial]

Your pic matches this comment lol what!

[@NinjaDeflectZ]

Demar Gross who

[@TwitchLiveClipsOfficial]

Zeck Phillips you

[@RD_Gravehill]

Don't worry the Xbox was already broken before

[@TwitchLiveClipsOfficial]

Leah Jimenez oh lol thx

[@juicetis3377]

XD Eddie looked right in the camera when he was falling

[@shadowgirlof11]

Justice Thompson bless his heart lol

[@sageturmelle]

It's as if he's thinking "Screw this, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself."

[@xxgoonridersxx1424]

3:35 "move move to the side the hell wrong witch you" i lost it😂

[@donovanpitts6907]

RIP Eddie

[@laelawalker133]

0:03 dashi in 50 years😂

[@ilikeover9000pies]

"oh shit, I've fallen and I can't fucking get up!" XD

[@Gat720Dua]

R.I.P. Xbox 360.

[@super_duper_juju]

0:44 he picked up the PS5

[@jhonpayne1743]

yeah, guess he went to the future and bought one even though he could have got a ps 1,000

[@ernestohernandez3998]

RIP Eddie 😭

[@michelleplascencia4391]

Am I the only one that wanted popcorn after that?

[@ChrisPPotatoIDC]

I went to get popcorn after that

[@benromeromontoya9493]

I have a bunch of popcorn

[@Hi-bv4ul]

Michelle Plascencia NOPE LOL LMFAO!

[@beeto.mp3]

That poor fucking X-Box 360 .-.

[@francisperez1594]

lol dashie told us it was console banned ._.

[@catherineaddison2169]

That Xbox fucked up ok

[@howtopasstime]

2:21 symbolism for the future of the xbox market

[@donkeykong4983]

howtopasstime lol

[@TheOnly10100]

I think it changed lol

[@zen-iz4bn]

You cant change the past

[@nesabaynard4744]

Her reaction 3:07 omg

[@GrandpaCaleb]

Hahhaaha

[@kulbajkhazanewala4014]

(In the beginning) What kind of house has a bathroom near the entrance? Lol

[@TheZebzab]

+Kulbaj K My house has a bathroom adjacent, to the room where we put our shoes and such. And that is right next to the front door

[@parrisnia72]

I thought that too!

[@zia2279]

My grandmas house has two bathrooms and one is to the left of the door, its a nice spot for it.

[@supernova777x5]

well sometimes you really need to take a piss and need the quickest way to get to the bathroom

[@FortniteBlackHoleWithsubscribe]

He THREW HIS ASS SOME SUGAR FREE CANDY LOL

[@puppyxe2011]

Elders who are cool asf are the best!!! XD

[@dontrellharrisjr9528]

If someone watched his first vid your a og og👌🏽

[@jubbles23]

Sharon is cute as hell. While she's still looks good for being an older woman, I bet in her 20s that she was HOTTER THAN THE SUN! Absolutely beautiful! Take her to a ballroom dance. Maybe some salsa, I'm only good dancing that classical way. Need to get my ass a time machine and have some good ol' clean fun with her 'til dawn.

[@shockblok]

Ewww, that's fucking nasty you perv. She's like 80. Go have some good ole clean fun with your own nasty ass self. While we're at it wanna' take me ballroom dancing? salsa wtf? Lay off the crack bud ;)

[@jesuschrist9634]

hey man... at least your honest.

[@ramonehamilton3639]

jubbles23 claim your ass down

[@jesuschrist9634]

claim? you mean calm?

[@jubbles23]

Ramone Hamilton My ass is claimed, by me.

[@PickNNNPop]

“You ain’t even fell” 😂

[@71pitgirl]

Pick N' POP “this is that bullshit right here”

[@ronnieferguson9337]

My son introduced me to the wonderful world of Dashie and I've been a fanatic ever since. Dashie's vids keep me laughing. Anytime I'm feeling down, I just watch his vids and I'm good! I can't wait for ghetto mechanic! His vids would be funny even if he wasn't gorgeous and rocking those dimples!

[@sontalgic2603]

3:09 😂😂😂 her face

[@mihikin7926]

You continue to make me laugh with tears. Love your videos, Dashie!

[@trainerkai1313]

Fly high Eddie🕊

[@The_SM_Project]

RIP Eddie 🕊️🕊️

[@kaiviabrewster]

2:33 That kid face though!!LOL ^o^

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

2:22 0_0 PLEASE tell me that was a fake Xbox, seeing that thing shatter caused a little bit of my heart to die

[@efraingallardo4539]

How the fuck would that be fake

[@jessevdh8279]

PFFFFFFFFFT damn b its a xbox 360 that shit aint notin chilll

[@ItsPhlixian]

"You gonna help me up?" Dashie:"F*** no..."

[@KageTenshiiRyuu]

This is one of the first videos I've ever seen of Dashie's. Some good memories right there. Just binge watching D-XP, you know he's always on D-games.

[@skydragon2418]

This is one of my favorite video. You''re funny as he'll. Keep up the good work Dashie

[@BelievingInMe11]

Lmao...My FAVORITE KZbinr never ceases to amaze me! Keep up the GREAT work Dashie

[@MyNameIsDeath]

R.I.P Eddie

[@Battmatt22]

The first Dashie video I ever saw. Life changing

[@MeteoBlitz]

IVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T FUCKIN GET UP

[@iconsumeh20yt79]

You ain’t even fell! I died

[@cesarmelendez8398]

every time when I watch a dashiexp video is always that last part that gets me

[@adastrapgh]

I never get tired of watching these skits.

[@jhontran]

THE BEGINNING IS SO GOOD THE FAKE FALLING AND THE CATCHPHRASE THAT WAS FUNNY!

[@jugglelordruiz2427]

aww shes adorable😭😭

[@23theloony]

mah boy Dashie! you're videos have me rolling bro!! thank you so much for the laughs!!

[@heyh4j]

Rip the legend Eddie.

[@chrystalbright3842]

You always make me laugh when I need to!!!! I love you Dashie!! :)))))))))

[@pyriteonyt9373]

Eddie was such a fucking legend, sad to see him go, fly high 🕊

[@Tristan1886]

2:23 If I didn't already know what was dashies nephew I would have guessed they were definitely related anyways. That face is the spitting image of the one dash does lmao.

[@KeyEpic]

lmao dashie ! xP

[@carlyswamp9532]

The elderly woman was cool bring her back into some more videos

[@browneyes4188]

I don't know where to begin on this video-it was so wrong/funny on so many levels. Thanx Dashie. ^_^

[@defyyourlogic487]

First 10 seconds is pure gold.

[@ratmon19]

Funniest video on this channel, omg Dashie a genius.

[@jeramiahmcdonald4336]

It's funny because when I turned on this video a commercial for the real life alert came on

[@mogberry2139]

your signature beats are dope. funny as heck too.

[@paynejasmine23]

Lmfaoooo dashie crazy yo omg the ending tho lol

[@kiylovessunflowers]

"What tv remote you know has only one button" that had me dying 😆😂😅

[@r3birthquint958]

RIP EDDIE. HES A LEGEND FOREVER❤

[@paragonoftorna2548]

"You know how to spell that, reimburse? Cause I don't"

[@arthesiakidd8974]

"So uh you married?" XD 😂😂😂

[@DJSoullessRonin]

2:17 that nigga's face when dashie broke his shit his face lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@solidagold115]

The outro is so cute

[@IAmFooly]

dashie know all the cool old people i wish the old people i knew were tht chill.

[@alyxandria20]

I love Sophia and Rose on the Golden Girls. Now I'm so happy had no idea Dashie knew about this show

[@youngcauliflower6424]

Dashie is real nice to old people his mother and father should be proud!!!!!!!!! :)