Giant Camel Spider Bite

The effects of a Giant Camel Spider (Galeodes sp.) bite.
2nd channel: ‪@generalapathy2‬
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[@CaptShitacular]

10 years later, still no changes. I'll update you at 25 years.

[@stringsandhamers]

HAHAHAHA

[@okaminess]

24 is the highest number

[@Inquisitor66330]

40 years later, still no changes, see ya in 40 more years

[@IamBhova]

"25 years later the spider killed me with old age"

[@witchone7800]

Nice...🤣😆😝

[@definitelynotapotato6044]

"There's no reason to fear these creatures" Sounds suspiciously like what a *camel spider* would say...

[@WaPajunia]

This comment should have more likes lmao

[@Pipizzakitchen]

My thoughts also. They're sneaky little buggers, ain't they?

[@limaliw3508]

**gasp** I almost fall into their trap, damn those camel spider and their realistic looking human hands.

[@JosephSkibidiToilet]

Yo legit after reading this, I realized his voice, and the speed of his words and speech sound just how the spider looks loll

[@MS-fe3vo]

A bunch of camel spiders in a trenchcoat 🕴️

[@greenrabbit05]

Camel spider: " i documented biting a human, 1 day later, nothing. 1 week later, nothing, 1 month later, nothing. See, biting humans wont hurt you"

[@moomama217]

🎉❤😂 this is my favorite comment!

[@NateS917]

"despite their giant size, they're actually more likely to run away and avoid confrontation than to squish us"

[@elyrienvalkyr8167]

1 year later, they now believe we have no venom and won't attack in their sleep. Operation is a complete success.

[@titosanchez8613]

😂😂😂😂😂 this comment is comedy gold I’m dying over here😂😂😂

[@l--_--l_411]

​@NateS917 camel spiders watching his channel nodding in interest hmm good to know

[@thedestinydolphin4]

"No reason to be afraid" Sir, that thing looks like it would get a job as a lawyer just to see people cry.

[@grafix8780]

Dude: *dies years later of old age* Someone: SEE!? IT WAS THAT DAMN CAMEL SPIDER!

[@Nick-lx4fo]

Lol

[@Roach18]

Also me: Never gets bitten, years later i died of old age. Someone: I will pretend i didn't see that

[@solomcfc82]

😆

[@drankydrank1]

lmaoo

[@Roach18]

@@drankydrank1 Legends say you are not Justin Y.

[@BuckScrotumn]

Spider literally tried every other possible option.

[@Jo_youwhatmate]

Actually despite their common name, Camel spiders aren't in fact spiders... they're still a member of the arachnid family but they're actually what are known as solpugids under the solifugae order. They don't even have venom glands, and are very non aggressive to humans unless... like shown, they're put in a position where they feel they have no choice but to chomp down. When they say "they're more scared of you, than you are of it" this is the kind of animal they're talking about in truth.

[@tannerrich2388]

diplomacy was not an option

[@justincarter1950]

Yeah im pretty sure i seen it give his finger a hug..." please no, i love you"

[@pot_to9819]

Undertale reference?

[@lydiahilles31]

Spider is a misnomer. Although they are arachnids they are not true spiders.

[@robertwolfgan]

I love how they're "10/10 friendly" towards us humans and 99.998% safe, yet, they look like the type of nightmare fuel crossover of an alien experiment gone wrong that eliminated their entire species on that planet and somehow landed on ours now. Doesn't add out.

[@dyingofdioxide]

they must scare away predators

[@JesusLovesEVERYTHING]

Beautiful things are usually a trap 🪤 lol

[@COMINGFORYOU-ov1tx]

@@JesusLovesEVERYTHINGpolar bears🤩

[@AmandaliasOrJustAma]

If friendly, then why unfriendly shaped?

[@theFORZA66]

​@AmandaliasOrJustAma because unfriendly will take advantage of friendly if not scared of friendly

[@jamierose4088]

1 year later, he's the new Spiderman.

[@marcioaugusto392]

Camel-spider man

[@scottmiller3357]

Camel-Spideeman

[@marcioaugusto392]

@@scottmiller3357 also Spiderman-Camel haha

[@senhorkorracha]

"I don't want to bite you, you freak, let me go already"

[@robertvanlanen7860]

Haha! My sentiments exactly! 😅

[@myriamcherfaoui6886]

Camel spider is mortal

[@idreadFell365]

“You asked or it”

[@Charlotte-wh5fj]

This is hilarious😂

[@Ujuani68]

Exactly! Poor critter!🤬😥

[@jakerose1362]

Little guy didn’t even want to bite.

[@Emlane09]

From the mouth, it’s female 🙂

[@mrboss.671]

Becmae frnd

[@NicoliRavioli117]

I thought that was an awwww moment too 😍

[@edwardhisse2687]

He knows he's too small to do any real damage :C

[@1990maman]

Right. Really goes to show you that these insects will only bite when necessary and we have nothing to fear.

[@user-ix6vv8lo5j]

"no reason to fear these creatures" except that it looks like a demon spider from hell

[@LaughingLlamaLodge]

Fr bro I'm not going anywhere near that thing 💀

[@therealsammich]

@@LaughingLlamaLodgewell you better run cuz they chase your shadow for shade

[@Tyga5665]

@@therealsammichoh hell no fr?! That‘s crazy! 😰

[@therealsammich]

@@Tyga5665 yep, another fact about camel spiders is they aren’t even spiders

[@unowr79]

@@Tyga5665 Yeah he’s not lying 😂

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

You're inadvertently teaching spiders to bite to escape... You're crime against humanity will be remembered by history!!!

[@karmalarmalooski4402]

😂

[@dadogdoin1360]

Now all the spiders are dangerous

[@jscriber100]

Pain Scale: 0/10, Fear Scale: 51/10.

[@rocketaimz314]

hahah

[@davejohansen8603]

Yeah camel spiders are probably some of the creepiest bugs in my opinion. With those pincers, they almost look like big mutant ants

[@alancosta4760]

@@davejohansen8603 but completely inoffensive

[@graciliraptor3990]

Lmao truuue

[@SlabOfSteak]

Yeah but even though they’re creepy people shouldn’t hurt them. Ik u weren’t saying that but the point of this vid was to show they’re harmless and people kill things they’re scared of/don’t understand

[@gregtestagent]

1 month later, I lost my finger, to a table saw accident.

[@AlanaeImontae]

😂😂😂

[@bibibluff1496]

Lmao

[@davidm3maniac201]

😆 🤣 😂

[@natas3.14]

Damn it, you beat me to it... by a lot...

[@raleralic705]

Hahhahahahahaha

[@redgrimm8363]

30 years later Camel spider: my time has come, im here for your life Mattew

[@jerithompson6303]

Funny! 😂

[@rebecculousrk]

I think it's actually really cool. I was terrified of spiders until I watched a bunch of very cute jumping spider content and now I see them differently. ❤

[@patriciapower3903]

Jumping spiders Are Adorbs but IMAGINE if these GIANT ones could JUMP like them…….. I’d be Stroking out and Flinching all day eryyydayy I Used to be ALOT More afraid of spiders my whole life but I moved off grid during Covid mostly all of 2019 and had Brown Recluse hiding out in my cabins because of the Crazyyy storms that summer in NW Ontario Canada. I can’t bring myself to kill a spider because my fear is Irrational in that I assume I’m going to miss it and it’s going to jump or land on me and the heebie jeebies I get just thinking I’ll miss makes me instead Avoud and literally walk as far around it as quickly as possible and just stay away until it’s gone somewhere else lol I know, it’s Totalky irrational and hatdlyyy likely to happen but I also tell myself she’ll eat the skeeters and fruit flies etc sooooo let them live 🤷‍♀️

[@TheStoicNinja]

Cool I guess you wouldn't mind getting a box of tarantulas delivered to your house

[@EZEZ199]

Cool I guess you wouldn’t mind having a bunch of tarantulas jumping on you

[@oleyeller3256]

One hour later, i became Spiderman. One month later, Disney sued me.

[@michaelvoorhees5978]

Camel man

[@Horrorfox07]

@@michaelvoorhees5978 camel man, camel man, does whatever a camel can 🐪

[@SM1LE2006]

@@michaelvoorhees5978 I searched up Camel-Human Hybrid, it was disgusting 🤮

[@tailwhup]

😂😂😂

[@Horrorfox07]

@@SM1LE2006 what came up? Im guessing furries

[@thisisjames4474]

Pain level: 4 Physical damage: 1 Psychological damage: 10

[@erickam6733]

Emotional Damage: *Over 9000*

[@cinemaphar]

Passive spider skill: being near it instantly gives you +50 psychological damage.

[@teetea7734]

Good thing they don't have any major buffs, eh?

[@mayowankenobi]

@@erickam6733 I came here to make this comment.

[@ImOofTheOoffer]

Wimp

[@chucknorris9667]

Fun fact: camel spiders are not spiders. They still are arachnids though

[@Jacobhits200]

That thing looks five times scarier than a regular spider

[@rorke47]

A 4 on the bite scale is probably a 7 or 8 for us mere mortals.

[@sasukeahrim]

Agreed !

[@cmayson]

That tiny poke with no venom? You’re a weak ass person if that’s above a “5” for you

[@pauln6803]

Nah, it's a sharp pinch from the jaws and it took some munching to break the skin. A bee or wasp sting will hurt more because the venom has evolved specifically to cause pain.

[@ErWo75]

@@pauln6803 I was unfortunate to get a bee sting directly into a vein on my foot. Lol

[@norights4945]

@@ErWo75 ow

[@frugoose]

“there is really no reason to be afraid of these creatures” *arachnophobia has entered the chat*

[@america692]

Lol pussy scared of some tiny spider 😂😂😂 could bring a bucket of 3 huge tarantulas i would want to see your face

[@_shadow_1]

If it makes you feel any better they are not actually spiders.

[@justinmceachern4953]

Got bit by a brown recluse a couple weeks ago now there's a hole in my leg and hasn't fully healed yet

[@Thatrandomguy_9]

Right here! 👈

[@staysilent4392]

@@_shadow_1 I was about to say the same thing. Anyway I disagree where I live they are super small, but still creepy as heck.

[@TheStoicNinja]

Bro woke up and chose violence on himself

[@64gbheart-disk19]

We call it شبث “shibath” here in the UAE, it was a nightmare for me when i was a child because of their incredible speed. Fun fact: they transport scorpions on their backs.

[@Shoubox1]

Like a scorpion bus?

[@Ohhappyday764]

😬 nope

[@64gbheart-disk19]

@@Shoubox1 20km/h fast scorpion buses.

[@64gbheart-disk19]

@@Ohhappyday764 childhood trauma.

[@Ohhappyday764]

@@64gbheart-disk19 We had some huge house keeper spiders in Florida.

[@ryxnae]

*_"There's really no reason to be afraid of these creatures."_* Brain: *"fear it"* Me: *"but they're not venomous"* Brain: *"just fckin fear it"*

[@missyrisenhoover5718]

😂😂😭😭😭

[@bignelly622002]

For real lmao 😂

[@hardcoregaming7467]

Brain: there’s Nooooo dayum way im letting you touch that thing we got 1 life my guy

[@tessenary_]

*venomous

[@BerryNiceToMeetYou]

@@tessenary_ then they were still right, they're not poisonous...

[@macmclain1350]

9 years later, I can feel a tingle when people move near me.

[@darknobz3560]

**raimi spider man theme starts playing**

[@_sqwid]

**horns come in**

[@darthvenom305671]

spider-man spider-man does whatever a spider can

[@gfbants]

This took me a couple seconds 😂

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

@@darthvenom305671 Spins a web, any size! Catches thieves, just like flies! Look out!

[@LOLmusics]

2 months later - I turned into a camel spider…

[@rex7471]

70 years later still no change

[@interstellarv0id]

1 year later: I can walk on the ceiling 2 years later: I need four pairs of sneakers

[@Xpify]

Man spider

[@pauleagle97]

Underrated!

[@Minemasters3]

3 years later: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"

[@shadowseternity2141]

🤣

[@chrisglenn7755]

7,000 years later.. I only need one rocket..

[@gaburierusan8179]

1 week later, I became the Amazing Spider Man

[@RealEnerjak]

One month later Disney sued.

[@gaburierusan8179]

@@RealEnerjak I paid Matt Murdock to be my attorney. For some reasons they changed the Co of Disney 🤔

[@hahano9586]

I actually expected this as a joke ending lol

[@romersaberola5402]

Bro I knew one of you will say this 😆

[@kevingluys3063]

Became Camel Spiderman

[@culturebreath369]

5,000,056 years later. MY HAND FELL OFF.

[@jennahrenee1318]

Poor dude is terrified and terrifying at the same time 😂

[@cadester2004]

30 years later, stage 1 diabetes.

[@okaminess]

Diabeetus 😂

[@michikatsu8505]

​@@okaminess i didn't get it, shouldn't this be used with bees?

[@Druggy-Doggo]

31 years later, hearing loss

[@beans1897]

@@michikatsu8505it was a farcry joke

[@michikatsu8505]

@@beans1897 i see.

[@cooldragon1990]

Spider had "if I bite you will you let me go, I have important shit to do" vibes

[@marecaspian]

fr 😭😭😭

[@pavelmina91]

😂😂😂

[@turbopokey]

Spider has a rat to go knaw on, that's its important business...😁🐀🕷

[@JmKrokY]

Bruh

[@dalekcat]

oddly enough they aren't even spiders

[@Reese_Blueberry]

There's no reason to be afraid of these spiders🕷️ The spider: 👹👹👹👹😈😈😈👹👹👹😈😈😈😈👻👻👻👻👹👹👹👹🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️💩💩💩💩

[@RealLifeZatoichi]

He wanted to run away and didn't want to bite you. What a gentleman.

[@ownerofastolengun]

“There’s no reason to fear these creatures” besides them looking fucking demonic

[@ChristopherGray00]

I don't get how people freak out over most spiders when there are centipedes, ticks and huntsman spiders that look like they came straight out of fallout.

[@ownerofastolengun]

@@ChristopherGray00 that shits not cool either

[@KA-vs7nl]

@@ownerofastolengun idk man i warmed up to house centipedes recently because they have cute faces

[@eldergod4809]

That's why lucifer created them 😉

[@nescobocchiardi8450]

@@ChristopherGray00 I mean this isn't a spider lol is a solifuges (commonly known as camel spiders or wind scorpions neither of which this arachnid is lol) i get your point but is kinda incorrect, and yes a giant centipede is much worse than any spider or pretty much any animal in general lol

[@Sacredkittycat]

"There's literally no reason to be afraid of these creatures" the creature:👹

[@The_Commander_Lemon]

The creature: 🗿

[@Hewasnumber1]

The creature:🌝

[@bissbass-kfp3829]

The creature: 👁👄👁

[@T_E_G]

The creature: 👽

[@eddihurta7173]

The Creature 👾

[@aaronalbertson8670]

Nah man, he's working with Camel spiders for sure. "No reason to fear these creatures" Yeah okay buddy lol

[@Mhdogman]

You go right ahead and handle that thing. I'm passin...

[@brothertom1280]

"There is really no reason to be afraid of these creatures" Besides the fact they look like little sand demons

[@sonicartzldesignerclan5763]

Il think the evoloution how different the camel spider look campered to other spider and he even behave like a different spider is amazing Love it

[@Goz969]

It's its long legs that kinda freak me.

[@chefdizzle9407]

If they run up on you they're just looking for shade...

[@activatingmecharena7521]

Yes. But, whenever I see them my soul comes out of my body 🙂😂😂

[@streetbandits6187]

Ikr

[@natalieabbey1494]

They are so shy. So misunderstood. Thank you for helping educate.

[@andrewcruz3837]

They will eat you and kill you!

[@michaelvoorhees5978]

Lol wow.... the future is hopeless.

[@endmysuffering4211]

@@michaelvoorhees5978 ?

[@arnevajsing7120]

Missunderstood by Americans, maybe. They were the ones making sharks nearly go extinct.

[@deathkorpsgrenadier2894]

@@arnevajsing7120 actually I believe that would be china, shark fin soup and all that

[@serijas737]

The way it's turning it's head away like "Nooo! I don't wanna! I don't wanna bite ya! Go away!"

[@derjonas6505]

50 years later, I became Spiderman

[@GoreTorn16]

“One month later, still no changes. 100 years later I’m 6 feet under.“

[@BoonieBearsLover]

Damn camel spider

[@trekie12cataz]

@@BoonieBearsLover good one

[@dontreadmyprofilepic9302]

@Not Peter dirty mind moment

[@dominquedoty458]

I mean 100 years later. Most die from old age at this point. Still a funny thought thou.

[@stefaniXDXD]

@@dominquedoty458 that was the whole point of the joke… it’s kind of obvious 100 years later he’s gonna be dead of age..

[@kristin4582]

This spider was literally trying not to bite him, like that is crazy. Bro was literally minding his business 😩

[@user-hj8oh9kh7v]

most animals avoid humans.

[@jeffjeffries8924]

​@@user-hj8oh9kh7v having lived all of my life around people, I definitely understand why

[@JosephsJungle8]

it’s not a spider

[@SimbaUchihaa]

"No need to fear these creatures." Camel Spider: Ha! That's what I want them to think

[@hottub2249]

The mental anguish my friend you have not accounted for!😂

[@bigg132]

The reason people are so scared of them is because it will chase you out in the open desert. But what they're actually trying to do is get into the shade that your Shadow is casting because it's so insanely hot in their habitat

[@lilliaberry5415]

well damn 😂

[@red3direct991]

They still have yet to explain the chasing with no flashlight at night lol

[@bigg132]

@@red3direct991 just think of the opposite, they're probably seeking some kind of heat source as well, it can get close to or below freezing sometimes in the desert at night.

[@donovanbryan5000]

That's actually true. I had one behind me in afghanistan. I caught it. Was same size as the one in video. But it died a few days later. It wouldn't eat

[@Bomen6362]

yeah they don't want you , they want your shadow

[@meghanmarie840]

Camel spiders look like scorpions without a tail. Also it’s cool how the spider gave you a little warning before actually biting haha

[@GeneralApathy]

'Windscorpion' is one of the many names they are known by.

[@meghanmarie840]

@@GeneralApathy oh cool, makes a lot of sense, thanks for the info!

[@mike431TexasConfederate]

Well Their Both Arachnids

[@8151_]

Solfuga

[@Mae_Dastardly]

Its the chelicerae

[@Keemamaster]

Spider:let me bite you

[@jimsea9013]

Camel spiders love boot heels, almost like a magnetic force field

[@gryphynalvarez226]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's not right!

[@YWNBAWEver]

It’s the shade they’re running towards

[@Nano-vw1wz]

Fun fact: if it starts chasing you in the desert, it doesnt want *you* , infact, it wants your shadow.

[@early_qwerty5260]

I know what you mean by that but it still sounds creepy af

[@Nano-vw1wz]

@@early_qwerty5260 yes

[@lordship1543]

But I like my shadow.

[@princess_glitzy424]

That’s what they want you to think

[@adamlangdon8781]

Didint know that actually very interesting makes sense now that you said it

[@aerywysaemr6462]

“No reason to be afraid of these creatures” other than that they are innately terrifying

[@cortezbaldur413]

i think he means no reason to fear for ur life. but yes they scurry about and are scary looking.

[@aerywysaemr6462]

@@cortezbaldur413 yeah

[@unoriginalhazard]

Terrifying looking but completely harmless.

[@Martin-ol7hu]

Yeah bruh like cmon that mf ugly as fuck and it can bite, i dont care how much it hurts a bite is a fuckin bite

[@menghao737]

How innately terrifying do you think we might be to them?

[@TrueOutlawPatriot13]

ok now show the extra 5 eyeballs that grew on your left shoulder! LMAOH

[@megamilkas9969]

Honestly, I have always feared these creatures, but after seeing this video and how he really didnt even want to bite you, he was just scared and wanted to get away, has really helped. Thank you!

[@xcentrict]

"No reason to be afraid of these creatures" Me: *Let me introduce myself*

[@MrWaSpY-Trn]

🕷️ ):

[@deevanhorne1983]

Me: you forgot about me

[@Painted_Owl]

@Dope Af it’s a script. They’re just preforming they’re lines in text format.

[@bastardhyena7882]

"Just let me go! I don't wanna bite you man!" "Okay fine! You asked for it!" *crunch*

[@Joeleditzz]

true

[@JustJenReacts]

10 seconds later and I still ain’t going near camel spiders 🕷️

[@badrtravels]

Thank you for showing people that spiders are our allies not our enemies

[@ethandaniel8123]

“No reason to be afraid of these creatures” Bro, just look at that thing.

[@bigboy6019]

these and whip scorpions are some of the most frightening looking bugs ever despite both being relatively harmless

[@ethandaniel8123]

@@bigboy6019 Also African cave spiders. Look them up….. They are some creepy looking things lol.

[@tmsplltrs]

These things will actually 'chase' you because they like to be in shadows. I know this fact, but if they come anywhere near me it's still getting stomped into the goddamn sand

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Yes, the poor thing that is struggling to get away from him and didn't even want to bite him at first... and even when it did, it was just a warning pinch. Truly a horrifying creature.

[@tmsplltrs]

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Shouldn’t have evolved to look like a spider, classic mistake, it’s getting stomped in the sand

[@pustulio81]

"No reason to fear these creatures" ME: ~asleep~ Camel Spider: ~crawls across face~

[@Nathy835]

"There is really no reason to be afraid of those creatures." *spider crawls inside shirt's sleeve* HELL NAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

[@OneMeanArtist]

Plot twist: The camel spider is the one talking. The guy mysteriously "disappeared" and was never seen again.

[@SCP-106]

the guy that disappeared in the mineshaft?

[@roxydzey]

yeah narrator could easily voice over a spider in animation movie or smth. the voice and the way he talks lol

[@joretta8251]

Man found in a giant web dehydrated in a desert cave.

[@PhillyPugilist]

🤣

[@stompthedragon4010]

😂😂

[@lmao9692]

I love how it keeps trying to crawl into his sleeve. They just has no cares about whether or not what they’re looking at is a home or not. They only care about if it’s dark.

[@tyshawnstubbs9315]

Camel Spider: (Sees Shade) Camel Spider: *It's free real estate* Random Person: (Running) Camel Spider: My home!

[@need6153]

Finally.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKTban6Nm7xsd5I

[@Mashamazzi]

Poor motherfuckers being born in the damn desserts lmao god is cruel sometimes

[@Danlight1911]

Camel spiders seem like the autistic cousin of arachnids

[@tyshawnstubbs9315]

@@Danlight1911 For how true this is. Here's a like

[@Stewart5225]

Animals mean no harm to humans. They just want to be left alone

[@MissMonicaSilvia90]

Omg I had a panic attack at the end thinking that spider would shoot right up your sleeve! 😨

[@nurfauziahmad4435]

"there's no reason to afraid this creature" it's entirely existence is all the reason I need

[@animixgamer7894]

🤣🤣 I'm afraid of people

[@darrenwoolley8736]

@@animixgamer7894 me too! Can you imagine if Spiders found an extremist form of religion like some humans... Haha, jihad camel spiders!

[@SilverJ17]

Seems like the camel spider is more afraid of people if anything. It took a lot of provocation apparently because it just wanted to get away from the mysterious giant being.

[@infernalrage9855]

entire*

[@nurfauziahmad4435]

@@infernalrage9855 yes sensei

[@taccamine8312]

Finally the giant spider has decided to get a publicist. You're doing a great job bro...

[@TheNutcrackerShorts]

Me when i see that spider 🕷️: BROOOO FASTER I'M ON FLASH

[@user-oy6so4ut1t]

You are a spider-man now

[@Graphomite]

"Bro, stop stickin your finger in my mouth."

[@bungojerry9297]

*gags* "BRO WTF!?!?"

[@Figure-bh7ys]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@utsavbasu1048]

🙆‍♂️

[@elisiahpoe6996]

"zips pants"

[@Daily_Meat_Dealer]

“2 months later I developed 2 large humps on my back but that’s probably not related”

[@happybalint]

"My superpower is shooting the fat from my humps through my hands"

[@brandonknight431]

​@@happybalintnice weight loss plan

[@i-never-look-at-replies-lol]

"i developed camelspider senses. i can basically tell you if something is sand or not and i know where all the shade is. that's...that's it. that's literally all i can do with my powers."

[@MissMonicaSilvia90]

Omg I had a panic attack at the end thinking that spider was gonna dart up your sleeve! 😨

[@TheMrBigJeff]

12 months later I have become a spider. Swing swing.

[@cjstudio1000]

*get hit by train and dies* Me: SO IT WAS THE SPIDER!!!

[@randomenvelope]

Trains are a common side effect from camel spider bites, truly a plague on earth

[@MayheM_646]

Día shit supposed to be funny, nigga please.

[@i420xGaming]

A spider so badass they don't even need venom

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

They use their jaws to crush and saw their prey to bite size pieces.

[@NateS917]

I feel like lack of venom or any dangerous assets isn't very badass lmao

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

I can’t believe this guy is flexing his immunity to camel spider venom

[@epr8974]

The spider was basically like: "Dude, stop! Just let me go already! Alright, fine!" *nibble*

[@justinfort6407]

"Bro, that's not a camel spider." "Oo, shit."

[@grymns]

''0 secs later, i dropped dead''

[@BrahimS03]

"5 min later: *gets looted* "

[@xSubParSaucex]

When you’re laying on your cot and one of those little bastards scurries across the ground and into your duffel bag, it’s one of the most terrifying games of hide and go seek you’ve ever played

[@hieug.rection1920]

Or one falls from the thatch roof onto your stomach and then scurries off. I slept on the damn roof. Fuck the mortars, there’s a sand daemon in the hooch.

[@greatcornholio5541]

I remember being deployed and believing in all the tales/myths about the scary camel spider more than weapons of mass destruction in Iraq…weird both were wrong but the camel spider was passed on at the ground level and not fake news MSM. It took me like twenty mins to catch one at night. It took so long because it kept chasing me and I would retreat screaming like a little girl…later I found out it was just running for the biggest shadow under my HMMV and I was standing between him and it with a flash light. Catching that camel spider was literally my biggest accomplishment during the 8 months wasted on that stupid deployment. Side note they are scary as F looking and seem to breath heavily with sporadic long looking pubic hairs all over their bodies…apparently they just got a bad rap

[@darthrevan8640]

@@hieug.rection1920 y did the make me giggle like a fucking gonblin

[@tomackwilliams991]

@@darthrevan8640 I'll send you to Syria

[@SMDTURBO]

Is it fucked up that I'd be more afraid of these bastards than a sand ninja with an ak?

[@talkeetnatattoos]

"24 hours later, serious bacterial infection" 😂

[@tylerdubois4603]

"There is really no reason to be afraid of these creatures" as the scariest creature to ever exist scrabbles across his hands

[@dinonuggies2276]

"No reason to fear" while showing how FUCKING FAST THAT THING IS nah thanks ima be scared alright

[@drpainglove3389]

Yeah, these critters are notorious for the insane speeds they can move at. Wind scorpions is a nickname I've heard for them and for good reason. I could be wrong but I think I remember reading that if these things were scaled up to human size they would be moving at like 50 mph. But that's hearsay so take it with a grain of salt, regardless these things are speed freaks. Totally harmless though.

[@felipedelacruz8571]

"put me down bro I'm tired"

[@Mythraen]

That bite looked like it was following instructions, like it didn't even know how to bite a human.

[@tequilasunset4651]

I would be terrified if I saw this spider before watching this, but knowing its harmless makes this kinda adorable?

[@compositestechbb9087]

Seeing that spider near my hand would probably kill me outright

[@adamjoseph6122]

Right?!

[@my2randomcents]

Gotta love how it 100% moved it's jaws out of the way as to say"no fren I don't want to hurt you"

[@Mr-Eleven]

Camel spider: we've dealt with you Americans before This guys just picks it up

[@Midnight_x_Sin]

Riiiiiight no “side effects”, this man really is trying to fool us into thinking he ain’t camel spider man

[@mulastafa]

They're actually good to have around they'll get rid of cockroaches and crap like that

[@pkblazekirby]

I hate cockroaches

[@V-Revan-V]

Anxiety rises at the end when it keeps aiming to escape up his sleeve

[@stephenflint3640]

Theyre shade and cover seeking; its creepy as shit, but it would probably just hide and vibe

[@jasonharbinger8941]

Camel spider “ SIR WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS !?”

[@MrTruth11943]

If u wait 10 years, u become a camel spiderman

[@lilredcutie0]

These things look terrifying but they’re fairly docile. They’ll chase you, but, it’s actually to get in the shadow you’re casting rather than trying to attack you.

[@Elena-sg5ix]

They fuckin chase you???? Oh Hell no

[@An_Actual_Rat]

@@Elena-sg5ix It's because they are afraid of direct sunlight, so they'll escape into any shadow they can find, including a person's.

[@Shifsabre]

So, in other world, they'll move beside you, then just stop and vibe?

[@An_Actual_Rat]

@@Shifsabre Yes, basically.

[@TJGermany]

​@@Shifsabrewell, the story is, they jump up from under the camels to eat the camels. However, they just look for the shadow the camels cast.

[@Darenca]

The fact that you really had to force the camel spider to bite you just shows that they really do just want to mind their own business after getting in your shadow. Coupled with the fact that their bites barely do anything to you.

[@Jozef_Vallejo]

Their teeth are practically harmless, and have no venom, but most people treat it like a survival horror game.

[@lilsand.]

@@Jozef_Vallejo Are they technically ants? I've never seen a spider with mandibles like this before.

[@HeavenlyQuotes21]

@@lilsand. yeah they are not classified as spiders since they don’t produce silk. The guy on different video said they are a spice between ants and spiders

[@osiralon]

@@lilsand. Nah, they are proper arachnids (ants are insects) and, honestly, ants are more dangerous, they have stingers with venom that may cause allergic reactions if not direct toxicity.

[@AshBreather]

@@lilsand. They're solifugids. Still arachnids, but not spiders nor scorpions, they're their own thing

[@virtuosoification]

thanks much for posting i had thought for a long time the the "teeth" on these critters werent gunna do much damage and you proved that

[@w0lfdem0n]

He should’ve been like “one month later my finger fell off”

[@emanuellgustea122]

The fact that he was more intent on just simply escaping rather than hurting you makes the camel spider seem so innocent.

[@Ahahahhaaah]

Until it’s in your home

[@emanuellgustea122]

@@Ahahahhaaah shut up. Stop it. Stop it right now

[@Ahahahhaaah]

@@emanuellgustea122 I’d be scared

[@emanuellgustea122]

@@Ahahahhaaah me too bud. Me too

[@bigg132]

The reason people are so scared of them is because it will chase you out in the open desert. But what they're actually trying to do is get into the shade that your Shadow is casting because it's so insanely hot in their habitat