ASMR Doctor's Checkup (Everything is Wrong with You)

Dear God how are you even alive?????????
Hahahah I bought this wooden medical toy set and thought I would finally indulge all the comments that are like "how come every time we do one of these medical exams we're always perfectly fine??" WELL NOW YOU ARENT.
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[@unsolicitedd]

“Everything is wrong with you.” Damn sis, therapy wasn’t until Friday.

[@coramarie3223]

LMFAO

[@kaitlynaminolroaya699]

Lol

[@kyliebijou8319]

SAME WTF

[@percythepumpkin297]

💀💀💀😂

[@brooklynmuhammad7040]

tuesdays* lol

[@marahtorrez7201]

Time stamps 0:02 intro 0:31 talking about her study a abroad 0:56 getting information 2:34 laying out a new cover 2:59 tapping on bear 3:20 wispering 4:12 asking questions 4:45 getting out stuff 6:20 asking if you have any vaccines 6:22 taking one sassy breath 6:40 checking your heart 7:31 being rude🤣😂 7:48 writing you a prescription 8:06 giving you the medicine 9:23 checking your blood pressure 10:11 giving you more medicine 10:52 putt thermometer under your toung 12:39 checking your reflexes 13:26 her thinking your a nail 13:29 tell you that your reflexes are BAD 14:23 writing all the prescriptions for all of the 3 things 14:42 giving you more pills 15:44 checking your x-rays 17:54 putting ointment on you 18:41 telling you that you need to be in a wheelchair 19:16 giving you a shot 19:39 wrapping your foot 20:35 giving you a bunnie 10:57 putting ointment on your arm 21:29 giving you a flu shot 21:51 asking if you ever had any reactions to it 22:14 putting cream on your arm 22:49 giving you a bandade 23:40 checking your ears I'm sorry that's all I can do for now Ok heres the rest of it sorry for the wait 24:40 getting ear wax out 27:09 checking your eyes 28:23 checking your teeth 31:44 brushing your teeth 32:33 flossing your teeth 33:53 putting numbing cream in your mouth cuz that totally won't poison you 34:36 giving you a shot in your mouth 35:07 pulling out your tooth 35:42 putting in new tooth 36:13 dont forget your pills 0:02 if you want to go back to the start Edit:thank you ive never gotten this much likes

[@ahohwassup5194]

thanks! this deserves more likes

[@marahtorrez7201]

@@blazey51835 sorry im 8 and don't know what that is

[@caylynn]

@@marahtorrez7201 you were 3 when you made this account?

[@marahtorrez7201]

@@caylynn no i was 8 and im 9 now

[@marahtorrez7201]

@@caylynn ohhh well to explain it this is my sisters acount i use it because i dont have my ow acount

[@lozzyeet9266]

Why is no one talking about the anger when Gibi repeatedly tries to get a reflex out of us. It was honestly so great

[@remizyt]

I don’t think you understand how long I’ve been looking for this comment 💀🖐

[@alyvee3197]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AND ITS 1 IN THE MORNING BAHAHAHHA

[@iFLYjweb311]

If I were the camera I would my knee would be dead

[@Evie0988]

Ikr

[@dramacentral7563]

@DaRobloxGamer shut up please😁

[@williamrogers5367]

Gibi 1 year ago: “I don’t recognise you” Gibi now: “I changed professions because of you” 🤣🤣🤣

[@bmhunter12-78]

727 likes but no comment wow 🤣 well here’s your first comment

[@mason_aw]

I like how when she was testing our reflexes just just start BEATING THE SHIT out of our knees

[@pansexualdisaster]

If we had reflexes before, we *definitely* don’t have any now

[@isvellyguilarte4762]

XD Lol

[@notinfant5783]

123 likes nice, time to get rid of it

[@pansexualdisaster]

@ShadowDemon especially if we watch this more than once... *rewatches*

[@danmaloney5046]

Ikr lol

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

Gibi: “This is my medical certificate “ Also Gibi : *shows what I presume is Chinese kids book*

[@bluefield086]

Yeah and? Looks official to me

[@liliannaleto4975]

@@bluefield086 LMAO

[@aidanhan6762]

Chinese kids book about the magical bat soup, the best remedy on earth.

[@shrekthehandsome4591]

@@aidanhan6762 imagine thinking your funny when your just racist😃

[@imprezacabbit2309]

@@shrekthehandsome4591 actually it was funny so stfu

[@Rubbergug]

*Me at the doctors* Me: Could you whisper while doing this? Doctor: What Me: What

[@r.ylan.d]

My doctor actually speaks verryyyyy softly and it calms me down and gives me tingles😂

[@sakurachanuwu3503]

@@r.ylan.d oohh if someone did that to me ill just fell asleep

[@r.ylan.d]

@@sakurachanuwu3503 ikr😂 I feel somehow so comfortable when a needle is stuck in my arm because he talks to me while he does it😂😂😂

[@miss.arielle]

@@r.ylan.d oooo

[@qtlunacyy]

@@r.ylan.d damn what doctor do you go to? finna pull up lmao.. wait hol up i was listenin and she just asked for my serial number.. 🤨

[@selfcnre]

I’m in love with the small jokes she makes during these like ‘Your ears are clogged’ ‘does it sound like I’m whispering? Yeah that’s a problem’

[@tannergamingtv805]

😂

[@calmingnature-whitenoise6945]

how are these jokes homie theyre just regular statements

[@asmrcritickaiya]

​@@calmingnature-whitenoise6945because it's an asmr video

[@T-Double-T]

😂

[@nlaaln9060]

I love this. She said “your heart is going to explode” *5 minutes later* “are you stressed in your everyday life?”

[@WhyNot-xx2mn]

Xj

[@thesusredguy9727]

XD

[@Stary_nights77]

I'm sorry but how do you get bold text? Google is not being very helpful

[@luhxphil2460]

@@Stary_nights77 you put * * around the text and it does it, * like this * but without spaces. Example *hi*

[@Stary_nights77]

@@luhxphil2460 thank you

[@lilwhiteboyasmr9011]

Alternate title: bored doctor scares the living shit out of a patient

[@lunamae3083]

seems legit

[@websitelink]

@@siennabarbeler681 whats so wrong with it-

[@darkwlf5676]

@@websitelink maybes they’re an kid idk

[@websitelink]

@@darkwlf5676 yeah i saw their vids they are a kid

[@VintPart2]

That fucking name-

[@jjfitz9849]

Her: **hits knee** Me 3 days later kicking my brother: ah I do have reflexes

[@abbadon2929]

Sounds like you need to clear your cache my friend

[@mikentikes11]

@@abbadon2929 he's the human equivalent of internet explorer

[@lollollol1575]

Underrated comment 😭

[@valnotebook]

did i like the comment because I saw Loki- yeah

[@lollollol1575]

@@valnotebook understandable

[@Sofii_mii]

I love how she's so relieved that there's nothing wrong with your eyes and then you tell her you can't see out of one of them

[@nou7284]

Gibi: How aren't you dead Me: *not dying out of spite because someone told me to die*

[@Akaashi_is_Superior]

@@CoffinatedTea All stay strong, we live eternally! All is well in the Afton family! Lives? They fell to pure insanity. All is hell in the Afton family.

[@jup9618]

man too angry to die

[@kleptonova]

@@CoffinatedTea Are you ok? Did you take your meds? Do you need help? I have so many questions.

[@polarjet1833]

Remember what TF2 soldier said, dying is gay

[@mikentikes11]

@@CoffinatedTea r/cringetopia no offense

[@errelia3622]

Gibi once she’s done: “so you’re either immortal or every test we’ve ever done is wrong”

[@peachlemme]

🤣🤣🤣LMAO

[@lauraames6827]

Time stamp?

[@Resi1ience]

If we were immortal, it would still mean every test any doctor has ever done has been wrong

[@EliteAaron]

@@Resi1ience How

[@Resi1ience]

@@EliteAaron Because almost all medical tests are based on the assumption that you are mortal.

[@caspianbutcallmecas5294]

"Whats your diet like?!?!?" Me: *sips monster energy drink at 2 in the morning after finishing my 4th rice krispy* pretty healthy I'd say

[@CoffinatedTea]

I drink energy drinks and a lot of monster energy at 4AM

[@pansexualdisaster]

I did a double take because this perfectly describes one of my friends lol

[@thelozer7306]

Hehe nice

[@tylerhutchinson1326]

But did you die?!

[@tylerhutchinson1326]

@@pansexualdisaster but did they die? Live it up or die a miserable boring life

[@shacxly]

"We work from 9am until midnight...AND THEN WE WORK SOME MORE. But don't come at 8am I guess because we won't be here" I've never laughed so hard at an ASMR video 😂

[@minischoolofmusic]

“i have a cat named terri, so sweet.... i haven’t seen her in about a year , but she does her own i thing I do mine” I LOST IT. Gibis acting chops are truly ✨stellar✨

[@ginawersits9797]

YES hahaha

[@gdog9715]

Me: “dying of a heart attack” Gibi: “I’m just gonna write you a prescription”

[@ppphhhoooeee]

Lol

[@StarkMarket]

how does one do that

[@aparanoidandroid8939]

Doctors don’t write prescriptions, they scribble them

[@fabplays6559]

Amazingly, aspirin is used to treat heart attacks, actually... x'D

[@venustrapsflies]

Did anyone else realise sje said 14pm - 7pm guessing she meant 2pm but 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@meredithsmailes761]

Going to Comment sections in any other ASMR channel: “it’s so relaxing, thank you so much! I feel so much better now!” Coming here: *turns everything she says into a meme*

[@zeldaknip]

Gibi: “How are you even alive right now?” Me:” Those gummies I took in 2019 work really well”

[@FemboyMinutemen2277]

They must have been flinstone gummies

[@Snuvie]

@@FemboyMinutemen2277 Those Slapped

[@lilacchan6702]

I remember taking only the yellow ones cuz they're lemon so its "the healthiest" lmao

[@zeldaknip]

@@FemboyMinutemen2277 Yeah they were flintstones, but I ate more than 2 gummies.... I ate 10 since they were so good....

[@ellescudder3291]

What's a Flintstone gummy

[@JP14777]

I was trying to sleep to this then she said “I’m glad you came because your heart would eventually explode” that woke me straight up

[@ryleighhanner5677]

Lol

[@yellowmello1223]

You could say that your heart almost exploded.

[@tiredhalz9418]

@@liinghun_ What a mood 😂

[@keihavsvatten44]

Ohh I love it when this genre isn't really a comedy I mean, here Gibi is serious and kind?? And it's so interesting to watch

[@ghost.i]

Gibi: "How are you alive?" Me: Out of pure spite

[@percythepumpkin297]

I felt that! Lmao

[@lillianblack8749]

Same I am here to be a dark omen. I leave my den of lies once a year to watch the children as they walk pass on Halloween with a scythe and a veil.

[@ghost.i]

@@lillianblack8749 what a mood

[@ED-so9eb]

Same gurl but it’s more of a den of depression.

[@serenity_paul06]

I read that as Sprite

[@lynpxx]

Timestamps! 0:00- intro 0:28-Asking you some questions+Tapping 2:42-Showing u the working time+tapping 3:20- Getting tools ready 6:56-checking your heartrate with the stethoscope 7:47- Writing sounds 7:57- Giving you heart pills 8:40-Checking ur blood pressure with the Blood pressure cup 10:07- showing u ur blood medication 10:45-checking your temperature with a thermometer 10:36- Checking your temperature again but with a different thermometer 12:32-cheking your reflexes thingy I don't really know if this is what it's called it's just what she said in the video😅 14:40-giving you more pills 15:44- taking a look at ur x-tray 17:50- Showing u the ointment shes gonna put on u :) 18:51- Tweezers 19:14- Doing injections on you 19:22- Wrapping ur foot around with a tape thingy 20:30- Bunny plush 21:04- cream thingy 21:26- Flu shot 22:43- giving you a bandaid 23:38- taking a look at your ears. 24:38- Scrapper 26:28- showing you the drops 27:07- Taking a look at ur eyes 28:38- taking a look at your teeth 29:32- Showing you teeth. 31:02-showing you teeth shes gonna use to replace ur ugly ones. 31:22- brushing your teeth. 33:32- Putting mask on+putting in the cream in ur mouth 34:36- putting an injection in your mouth 35:11- Taking tooth outt 36:01-Checking how u feel+ Ending.

[@tryhardtimmy333]

Dam amazing

[@thefuturebiologist6776]

Me for the checklist: yee yee yee yee nuuuuu ty!

[@ГайдукК]

omg thank u so much!!

[@klaraakacool1415]

thank you so much, I spend so much time scrolling and was super afraid that nobody posted the time stamps yet. again, thanks for the effort and the little message at the end.🥺 hope you’re having the best time of your life right now.

[@lynpxx]

(Klara) Your welcome!!

[@deeznuts2593]

me: *reads title*: “everything is wrong with you” also me: “nice let’s be nice, we don’t have to go there, i mean you’re not wrong, but you didn’t have to say it”

[@erin_the_extra2329]

Gibi helping everyone sleep: get some rest tall child you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends

[@maybecolton]

To quote the great mulaney- “We know but heyyyyyy”

[@thisaic2057]

SAS reference? a man of culture clearly

[@imacat7566]

Everything is fine with me pink sus Let’s Vote her out Gibi was a imposter One. Imposter remains Us:😨

[@spideyplaysgames3777]

True ik your just Graying to be funny but it a bit mean

[@maggie.h.6198]

this has the energy of a toddler with a playset saying gibberish to her teddy bear and this video is the translation and POV of whats going on in her imagination

[@zirrnorseman8068]

Ok,yes. I'm with it

[@mia.1041]

yes

[@randomuno2562]

For sure

[@MrsKhaos]

Haven’t read a weirdly accurate comment like this in a long time.

[@kkfaller]

Now I'm just imagining this while watching

[@colin6752]

Gibi: starts bashing my leg with a little hammer. Me: looks down, "whys my leg bleeding"

[@aeserr8396]

why’s my leg... over there

[@handfulmousefly]

No wonder the bones aren't connected, you broke 'em

[@colin6752]

Wo i have 500 likes geez thank you guys like dont need to be like one of people but I have never had anything like this at all

[@colin6752]

I mean its probably not much to somepeople but thank you

[@vidtech2727]

Alternate title: “Google search: I have a cough”

[@islasstrawberryisland8962]

Ooof

[@MetricCosmos]

Webmd:Cancer

[@arianastasiagrande8428]

😂😂😂

[@cocainecabana9552]

Google makes a common cold seem like a terminal illness

[@kaechi_3226]

“you have chlamydia” 😂

[@just_gabby9032]

No one: Absolutely no one: Gibi: legit hammering my knee not careing she's gonna break it!

[@someone-jr7qk]

"what is your cereal number" me: oh..like 2 bowls a day

[@glossypeony3553]

Ahaha same

[@CorrinaMusic]

👌👌👌

[@trentonjames8020]

Underrated comment

[@lebronthegoat3670]

How are you able to eat 2 whole bowls of cereal a day I just eat 1 and then call it a day

[@mroznowski2185]

@@lebronthegoat3670 why would you call it a day? It's cereal

[@kelseyalexander325]

Gibi: *smacks knee with mallet* 3 days later Me: *leg randomly kicks* yes my reflex’s are on point

[@shubayalisha]

Lolll

[@kidbuu904]

when the weed kicks in

[@milo-ec5nm]

I'm *✨wheezing✨*

[@ashleysilva2109]

Lmao

[@mgsmokey81]

haha

[@EdgeBTW]

Gibi: "Everything is wrong with you" Me: "I couldn't agree more" 👍🏻

[@God-ye9vf]

"How are you even alive right now?!" Totem of undying

[@julieannteasdale5054]

God how you watching this bro you died 3000 years ago not 2009

[@God-ye9vf]

@@julieannteasdale5054 im immortal bruv

[@julieannteasdale5054]

Oh yea forgot lol I'm not religious

[@God-ye9vf]

@@julieannteasdale5054 yeah, sometimes I don't believe in myself either

[@julieannteasdale5054]

Everyone has self doubt, even Jesus Christ

[@khicken3439]

Gibi: “How are you even alive right now” The whole bottle of vitamin gummy’s i took when i was six: “😺😺👍

[@imasingerok730]

Same!

[@chloe3844]

Love your pfp😂😈

[@khicken3439]

@@chloe3844 thanks

[@Aelius_07]

The whole bottle of fintstone vitmems we all ate when you get

[@Imnot.3v]

How are y’all eating healthy? I am so unhealthy 😂 I have t taken one vitamin sence I was 6. I’m 13 now 🤣

[@c0mpl3x91]

I'm sorry, but I just started laughing mid way through cause your reactions are so "genuine" 🤣🤣🤣 Specially in the x-ray part: "how arw you walking?" 🤣

[@kaydenceholton6795]

Nobody: 99.99% of comments: “everything is wrong with you” “yup right”

[@asmolfish1031]

Literally...

[@quantumjoss]

I came here for an escape, not some hard truth...

[@ZaroVAL]

@@quantumjoss big facts

[@Urban_goose101]

Nobody: 99% of the comments: “Nobody: 99.99% of comments: ‘everything is wrong with you’ ‘yup right’”

[@provisionalpole]

Kaydence Holton 0.01 of the comments complaining about it

[@mooncheesr]

Everything is wrong with you. No, no she’s got a point.

[@Jasperlovesred]

This is such an underrated comment 😂

[@Jasperlovesred]

Thanks for this because I busted out laughing and I really needed that today 👏🏻

[@xx_cosmic_shr00ms_xx87]

Sams

[@cooperwilliams3220]

Lol

[@joshuabeeler1930]

Emperors new grove?

[@beccaheatly8044]

“how are you alive right now?” they say duck tape fixes everything right?

[@leia11111]

Yaaaas Queen!

[@pockychu887]

Underrated comment

[@comfycoffeecup283]

FLEX TAPE

[@degeneratefreezypop2421]

@@comfycoffeecup283 Heart about to burst? Just slap some Flex Tape on that. Not convinced? Watch as I saw this heart in half and use it sail across the lake!

[@vladtherandomrussian7802]

It didn’t fix my marriage

[@gigijackson3886]

Gibi: hits leg with mallet Leg: Gibi: *opens eyes wide* Leg: still doesn’t do anything Gibi: starts violently hitting leg with mallot**

[@harleenluvsfigureskating]

LOL

[@weng5986]

U had 99 likes so I needed to do it

[@speedystar9387]

Is gibi my dad? Went to town beating shit with a mallet

[@tylerhutchinson1326]

Oh yeah beat that meat baby! Harder faster don't stop almost there!

[@harleenluvsfigureskating]

@@tylerhutchinson1326 lol (Psst, guy im scared...)

[@shayna3]

I love the face that she makes when she thinks: Why me? Why is everything wrong with you? So much work to be done...

[@Jesal-]

Im kinda funny sometimes

[@auniqueshadeofblue]

I'm ur only sub ;)

[@stupid-le5eo]

"your ears are clogged bad, how loud am i to you? sounds like im whispering? yeah that's an issue." why is no one appreciating this amazing joke

[@abbytaylor7092]

Oh em gee I accidentally hit the thumbs down but I promise I hit the like button

[@tylerhutchinson1326]

We are you just can't hear us

[@I-z-z-a-0]

Tyler Hutchinson underrated reply

[@cardboardsnail81]

@@I-z-z-a-0 highest rated reply to thid comment actually

[@spookyoatmeal5605]

Cheesburger

[@stanloona671]

Me: am I gonna die? Doctor: No you just have every cancer that exist, Heart failure, Acid Reflex, Blindness, And everything you could *imagine* Me: can I die in 𝓒𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮

[@SeparatiXz]

That font lit tho

[@clockworkwolf3943]

I don't understand, but I laugh so have a like.

[@stephnes2505]

I mean having an acid reflex is a good thing

[@crystallinefoxx]

Me who has acid reflex: 👁👄👁

[@4babyk425]

Acid reflex isn’t deadly

[@eddiedoge_4468]

0:01 hello?

[@blueisasomedancer]

As someone who is months into diagnostic tests trying to figure out why I'm sick it's actually kind of comforting to hear her give me a million terrible diagnoses

[@MistressAudio]

Thank you for putting it intk words 😭😭

[@gluone]

Bro i hope you will get better soon!!!

[@Connorwhatever]

I remember those days... It's sucks so much, I feel for you. I hope you find an answer for your issues soon!

[@LisaASMR]

Welp... reading the title to this video makes me realized I am screwed..

[@youtubedislikebutton983]

arent we all

[@LisaASMR]

@@youtubedislikebutton983 at least we are in this together 😅

[@youtubedislikebutton983]

@@LisaASMR yes

[@Noname-zj8fs]

Lol

[@youtubedislikebutton983]

@@Noname-zj8fs Lol

[@millieonslow8925]

Gibi: "You could have anemia, diabetes, and a severe vitamin deficiency" Me: "ZzzZzzz"

[@haley210]

This is legit me

[@thegriffengirl]

Add narcolepsy to that list

[@OctoLemon06]

No cap I actually have type one diabetes fml

[@exh-hm2sm]

Grace B HAH this psychology major finds that funny

[@Melikaamini2020]

Well I have diabetes so😂

[@catszs]

“How are you alive” …the power of friendship?😄

[@lilygraham7643]

This is me at 7 with the toy mallot hitting people as hard as I could and saying "DID YOU FEEL THAT?!"

[@baggalaalyiah9512]

😂😂

[@cloudy_skies5336]

So I'm not the only one who did that!?😂🖐

[@JRHainsworth]

@@cloudy_skies5336 Toy hammers activate the Cain instinct

[@ESCL2004]

"Do you feel it, Mr Krabs?"

[@lokisbabe8327]

My parents would literally scream 😂

[@charlieeuwu]

"And your serial number?" "I'd say about 6?" "Ok, cool"

[@CoffinatedTea]

correction: 666

[@sirweorm4046]

LMAO- what?

[@shtackie3499]

What's a serial number-

[@graysstudios659]

Oh no lol

[@Eddy_-eh9xx]

@@shtackie3499 it’s a sequence of numbers they give you at birth so later when people ask why it is for like important things you just tell them the number

[@luaneedssleep]

Ok, I can’t be the only one who burst out laughing at “Your eyes are fine- you can’t see out of one eye.”

[@dayrr]

She sounded so relieved then just really annoying

[@luaneedssleep]

@@dayrr exactly XD

[@OZBALLZ_]

@@luaneedssleep I saw your channel, saw your underrated. I will be sending my subscribers in for you soon :D

[@luaneedssleep]

@@OZBALLZ_ oh my stars THANK YOUUU

[@OZBALLZ_]

@@luaneedssleep ofc!

[@ChaoticNeutralGoth]

Her saying my temperature was low makes me giggle every time I watch this because I'm reminded of one time doctor took my temperature and it was 32 °C and she was baffled by it because I felt completely fine 😂😂

[@nva8388]

"Oh you fell down stairs 5 times, you snapped your neck, broke your legs and arms, heart is exploding and you're coughing up blood? Heres an ice pack" - School nurse

[@alexuskreg1082]

Thats realy how it be tho

[@somememeguy3166]

What the nurse expects: *magical healing commences* What actually happens: HOW THE F**K IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HELP?

[@irisbloom5371]

Lol yep

[@marush2566]

In my School,we didn't had a nurse

[@Reynaaarahrah]

Why is this so accurate?

[@georgie488]

A little worried about your credentials but that’s alright edit: my temperature averages 35.3°C UHHH is that normal... should i see a doctor... will i get hypothermia

[@mkotturu]

Interesting

[@ASMR4EVERY1]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@steveharrington7647]

Lmao yeah I'm not Quite sure she knows exactly what she's doing..

[@dawnwinther376]

Lol, l cannot imagine why. 😂

[@rachelmumm3234]

Buzz lightyear: I don’t believe that (wo)mans ever been to medical school

[@jmaz5092]

Gibi: “your eyes are fine, your eyes are fine.” Patient: “I can’t see out of one of them.” Gibi: 🤦‍♀️

[@avreecrooks9264]

Why is she 🤦‍♀️ing she is a doctor she should be able to tell if you can’t see out of an eye I don’t trust this doctor

[@XxkalebxXaddmeonxbox]

@@avreecrooks9264 I dont think your ment to think about a joke this in depth

[@michaeldesanta2247]

@@avreecrooks9264 r/wooosh

[@I_Val_I]

Just open your eyes

[@jaxmcderment8986]

I need glasses

[@hjbv5352]

docter: how r u even alive? me: full netherite armor and totem of undying

[@MiloOkiver]

No wonder you can’t spell “Doctor* : How are* you* even alive?”

[@0ficial_gh0st_17]

Gibi: How are you even alive right now?? That extra vitamin gummy I took 6 years ago: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[@liengoo1618]

Take 2 more 😂😶✋️

[@liengoo1618]

Or 4 more 🙃

[@HarryStikers]

Oh god me. I ate them like candy.

[@crickket_]

And my mom wondered why ran out of them in a week

[@kaspz_]

I took a whole pack of extra vitamin gummies

[@zenbrown7144]

Gibi:"what do you do on weekends for fun?" Me: "contemplate death" Gibi: *very cool*

[@vicg0212]

I read this as she literally said it 😂😂😂

[@r3d_tr0j4n]

lol btw i do relate

[@aesthetichacks6058]

It’s sad this is true for me too

[@hellfire_rxse7512]

awww here’s a hug ily 🥺❤️

[@ShelloJelloASMR]

i do too

[@mspaint2070]

Gibi: "Serial number?" Me: "Frosted flakes"

[@JuliaDouglasLove]

I didn't get it until much longer than I'd like to admit

[@ParodierExe]

Bruh coco pops

[@abilogie5129]

honey nut cheerios tho

[@zyab]

captain crunch

[@SUNNyGEEfOUR20]

LIBERTY BIBERTY ....... I- nvm

[@spacecase2493]

as someone who doesn’t respond to reflex tests, i hope my doctor never decides to break my kneecaps in the pursuit of a reaction

[@fabuloussuperstar]

Gibi: "How are you even alive right now?" Me: "I took a whole bottle of Flintstones Vitamins all at once. Had I taken 2 bottles, I might have tore apart the very fabric of time and space."

[@ariluvsyeat]

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a tear in the fabric of space and time, at this point it's pretty ordinary. But please don't doom us all😁

[@enderlemon3054]

I took 16

[@babaooey7671]

@@enderlemon3054 bottles or gummies?

[@enderlemon3054]

@@babaooey7671 gummies

[@juliathefricker]

I LITERALLY CANT OMLLLLL

[@SwiggerSauce]

13:18 i love the fact on how she just started bashing my leg with a hammer because it had no reflex😭🖐️

[@handfulmousefly]

Alternate title: Bored Vampire Messes With Increasingly Concerned Doctor

[@norameeker7377]

Yes.

[@DARA-gi9ci]

Vampire is just sitting here like "this poor lady is trying so badly to keep her customer service voice on"

[@braxyzp5506]

Waiting for someone to make a Jojo reference

[@Blackdragon99omfg]

@@braxyzp5506 I just came from a Jojo vid :D

[@missvideocutie]

ah so we’re dio?

[@rebeccaamberwhitemoon6512]

Gibi: "How are you even alive right now??" Me: "I'm being held together by duct tape and superglue"

[@rhianna9659]

Flex tape now thats a lot damage

[@mistybeck1179]

Now thats alot of damage

[@missnazzy2467]

FLEX TAPE DO COME HANDY- ✨😩😌🥓

[@duckwithno_c7775]

@@missnazzy2467 is that bacon 😭

[@samdelhaye1549]

The power of flex tape

[@Shannon_lee2107]

“ are you married? “ Me: … do fictional characters count? If not then no 😂

[@HimanXK]

"You have to take these meds immediately or you heart will literally explode. Here's enough for three days" Yeah that sums up the American health care system

[@BlinkOfAnEye1331]

Too fucking true

[@atvman1014]

Make sure folks to eat fast food daily!

[@abith]

*sigh* yeah 😁👍

[@xxteaqweenxx2598]

I have a new gacha life vid idea! Falling in love with your doctor bc it does literally everything fir you and gets way to close while brushing my teeth

[@harkigaming7083]

AMERICA HEALTHCARE JUST GOT BURNED BADLY BY THIS ROAST

[@josephocchionero7638]

Gibi: How are you still walking right now? Me: Purely to spite the world.

[@lunamae3083]

same tho

[@tinnycannn]

"Look... Idk, I just feel so annoyed that I can't be bothered anymore.."

[@HumBelly2666]

Lol same

[@konnekonneru]

I really love this combination of whispering, medical, tapping and everything is wrong

[@Lina-si8yg]

timestamps!! sleep well everyone :) 0:00 - 6:45 = introduction (whispering questions, clipboard tapping) 6:46 - 7:35 = stethoscope measurement (breathing sounds, tapping) 7:36 - 8:39 = heart discussion (writing, tapping) 8:40 - 9:38 = blood pressure measurement (velcro, cloth sounds) 9:39 - 10:37 = blood pressure discussion (writing, tapping) 10:38 - 11:08 = thermometer (visual, mouth sounds) 11:09 - 11:34 = temperature discussion (whispering) 11:35 - 11:55 = thermometer part 2 (scratching sounds) 11:56 - 12:30 = temperature discussion pt 2 (writing sounds, tapping) 12:31 - 13:29 = reflexes (tapping, soft hitting sounds) 13:30 - 15:36 = reflexes discussion (writing sounds, tapping) 15:37 - 17:20 = x ray board (tapping, pointing) 17:21 - 20:16 = steroid injections medical tape sounds) 20:17 - 23:26 = flu shot (stuffed animal, writing sounds, bandaid sounds) 23:27 - 27:00 = ear checkup (close up whispers, mic scratching) 27:01 - 28:22 = eye checkup (small magnifying glass, blinking and moving tests, writing sounds) 28:23 - 36:37 = teeth checkup (wood, toothbrush) 36:38 - = outro

[@sophiathieringer723]

ty!!

[@laysclassicpotatochips1784]

Thanks bro

[@PotatoKing10111]

So how's quarantine treating you

[@cameron.miller3548]

Dooope

[@GrayMason1]

ty!! i was scrolling forever for this

[@Neha-ul4pn]

"everything is wrong with you" perfect, now give me some ice and i'll be on my way

[@chadgourley7928]

😂😂😂

[@AKAWalker]

School nurses in a nutshell

[@ANNA_IS.TO.CUTE01]

That’s how the nurses treat people so if I said I feel like I’m going to throw up she is like okay here is an ice pack have a nice day

[@eliciastark5760]

No ice is to much, just throw on a wet paper towel and you'll be fine 👍

[@katelyndewey1146]

This should be titled: Asmr Doctor’s Checkup (You’ve finally gotten health insurance after not having it for years) Because accurate 😂

[@echo8933]

ASMR Doctor's Checkup (you live in America and can't afford to go to the doctor until absolutely necessary to avoid crippling debt)

[@spyralam1237]

🥕🍑🍌🍺🥒🍑🍑🍆🥩

[@spyralam1237]

Gay

[@jennmarin2862]

ASMR Doctors Checkup(The only Doctor you could afford out of pocket)

[@togahimiko8903]

@@echo8933 damn, you went there, not complaining, but wasnt expecting to see this comment

[@rafaelparrac7063]

"How are you even alive right now?" "I'm the protagonist"

[@cecile746]

😰

[@ignDart]

“You’ve got to take this or your heart will.. literally explode” Gibi said calmly

[@tylerhutchinson1326]

As long as you take the pill, there's nothing to worry about

[@supersaraqxz548]

Is this a HP reference lmao?

[@tylerhutchinson1326]

@@supersaraqxz548 nah, she diagnosed us with massive heart issues where we have to take a pill or it'll literally explode. You'll be fine, as long as you take the pill. Otherwise it'll be like new years and 4th of july except you're the fireworks!

[@Brianna58321]

god i love hp references

[@preds43]

The demon face Geometry Dash PFP suits this comment well.

[@cmaniac1238]

"How are you alive right now?" Spite

[@SBE_]

Gibi: " How are you even alive?" Me: " I'm to lazy to die 🛌"

[@kavarnyiktimea1075]

LMAO

[@demn-sprite7811]

Same 👹🤚dieing sounds like hard work

[@sra.morningstar2552]

fUcK-

[@Rowen2007]

Same

[@theoneduck5831]

@@demn-sprite7811 yeah 🛌

[@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx]

“Your cartilage is non existent and there are many fractures that did not heal well” *God dang it, I still cannot control One for All*

[@haileyissushi7118]

OML LMAO THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT

[@liv6155]

y e s

[@mqrtjna2.0]

Idk how you are but I love you

[@1trainroute]

Omg lol 😂

[@percythepumpkin297]

Deku no-

[@jaystop7320]

Anyone want to talk about the reflex test where she just beat the shit out of our knee?

[@chiliflavoredcreamsoda3597]

Gibi: basically smashes my kneecaps to bits Also gibi: your kneecap seems to ruined. *wonder how that happened*

[@electricjourney1970]

Bruhhh I was wondering

[@nanringera6015]

i like the sound of your pen writing ❤ and thank you for making me giggle; you are so good at what you do! Thank You! 😁

[@drewlastname4252]

Plot twist: we're a vampire, hence why our vitals are quite concerning.

[@r_i_a_a2182]

Ooo cool! Wait actually ima die of sunlight aren’t I? 😂😭😭😭

[@Gardenfullofchaos]

Oooo

[@pond2868]

Nonbinary and demigirl vampire squad-?

[@yellowmello1223]

Considering it's October...

[@SilverSims7]

Finally lol

[@Itz_Everwolf]

POV: What if you're just not alive and a ghost and the doctor is the only person who can see you, But it's just a ASMR theory.

[@onIyindreams]

“how are you even alive right now” power of flextape my friend😍🤌

[@jumiii]

*that's a lot of damage*

[@bonbonlie8010]

HAHA this is actually funny😂😂😂😂

[@OhsweetOhno]

Never underestimate the power of *flex tape*

[@jumiii]

@Xx_Fúntimę_Fręđđy_xX in most of europe we use the 24 hour clock

[@dangagirl77]

flex tape can’t fix your parents mistake

[@PietraVDavis]

Nobody: Gibi:" the fact that you're alive is a miracle"

[@D3C4YING]

just stay alive that would be enough- sorry my theatre kid is showing.

[@rudijohnson879]

@@D3C4YING I was going to comment the exact same thing

[@bubbletoes3560]

@@D3C4YING I was also going to comment this 😭

[@ashlee1959]

@@D3C4YING I’m not even a theater kid but that’s all I could think of

[@magiizine]

@@D3C4YING and if this child, shares a fraction of your smile or a fragment of your mind, look out world, that would be enough. I don't pretend to know the challenges your facing, the world you keep erasing and creating in your mind.

[@asmaxahmed]

When she was doing the steroid injections I love how she said didn’t want us to feel pain when the “needle” literally looked soo blunt

[@giftedIbra]

Gibi: “your heart is horrible” Me : “hearts been broke so many times iiii don’t know what to believe”

[@benjaminyounger6004]

U just copied a dif comment

[@rosiefoster747]

@@benjaminyounger6004 so why does it matter, chilllll

[@barackobamaasmr8006]

@@benjaminyounger6004 it’s just a comment, no need to make a big deal out of it

[@korny5911]

Is this Heart on Ice?

[@mummamilk1]

MOMMA SAID ITS MAAA FAULT

[@pix_xl]

"How are you even alive right now?!" "plot armor"

[@erenjaeger6125]

Reiner, is that you?

[@kindranye8419]

Please roll a d20 for persuasion

[@pix_xl]

@@kindranye8419 (rolls) dammit a 19!

[@xiesie_xiesie]

Ask Ketchum in a nutshell

[@OhsweetOhno]

@@xiesie_xiesie Ash Ketchup

[@alec3280]

Gibi: "what is your serial number?" Me: *whispers* "cheerios"

[@abbiesmith8724]

Bruh captain crunch way better

[@cassidyjerzak2000]

honeycomb is the most elite

[@zainkhalil7494]

Duddde that’s so crazy I literally did exactly this

[@Taco_The_Dog]

Y’all forgetting they real one. Cinnamon toast crunch

[@harkigaming7083]

A Tesla supercharger

[@jesuschanges_]

I love Gibi tapping on the stethoscope because if that was a real one that was actually in her ears, her eardrums would like explode, trust me i’ve tried it

[@pimees]

This ain't a doctors appointment, this is a personality analysis. At least that's what I thought off the title lmao.

[@pedrof4884]

Lol

[@B_bang22]

Me: Feels sick and looks up symptoms Google: Everything is wrong with you

[@GibiASMR]

FORREAL

[@GR1M_]

REALSHIT

[@cloudystormsyt6702]

Hi gibi ✌️

[@idovideogames8668]

ong

[@cocomelonfan664]

@@GibiASMR Hello can you say Hi to me? edit: please?

[@amandaadkison6902]

I just watched this and it's probably one of my top 5. The noise when you tap on the hours sign is aaaamazing!

[@jordanprice7629]

Her: what is your serial number Me: a stoned idiot trying to think how many people ive killed

[@CoffinatedTea]

Yep. I'm a yandere.

[@laredoadams4062]

Which implies you have killed someone?

[@nightshadeeve2943]

Pissed if Pomeranian Splodey boi

[@nitutamuly5115]

King explosion murder

[@metal_cheetos]

Angry Boom Boom Boi

[@freckily_ghost466]

You know you’ve watched to much asmr when you don’t feel tingles anymore- 🥲

[@dr.paracelsus4628]

Gibi: what is the date? Me: it’s a kind of fruit, similar to a fig.

[@lootgoblin8705]

I thought a date was more like a raisin?

[@potatouuuu6544]

No it’s not that it’s chicken wings and corona beer

[@timberwolf1029]

KAKSJDJAJAJDHD

[@greatness7627]

TimberWolf10 is that the among us code?

[@timberwolf1029]

@@greatness7627 😂

[@munchiez8758]

*me and my cousin playing doctor* My cousin: whats wrong? Me: e v e r y t h i n g My cousin:

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Do... do you know the implications of the phrase "playing doctor?" Obviously I know what you mean, but fyi that is kind of a euphemism

[@Sore-n8z]

Gibi: how are you able to walk? Me: *Red Bull gives you wings*

[@davidgoucher7177]

Gibi: and what is your symptom? Me: my sleep paralysis demon asking me if I got games on my phone

[@cdobreezy007]

Let the nicca play

[@crocinsock8439]

Lucky mines 2-D from gorillaz floating in the corner of my room

[@Erosiion]

Let him play minecraft bro he can't finish his survival world dude😡😡😡

[@Primarch_Sanguinius]

My sleep paralysis demon monologues about how dry saltine crackers are like a mix between Doofenshmirtz and Jeff Goldblum

[@stargaizer]

PFFFFFFF *_Spits out vodka Russian style_**

[@chadgames3518]

(Everything is wrong with you) This didn't need to be personal, Gibi.

[@sportscardsandcollectibles2992]

It didn’t have to be this way

[@hazelvogue4647]

I just somehow got this vibe. POV: having a doctor's appointment and starting to cry as soon as you exit the office

[@avanixon1800]

gibi: “you need to take this. otherwise, your heart will literally just... explode someday” me: 👁👄👁

[@Cmgomf]

Lmfao same tho

[@calebalt1557]

Wait.. WHA- *heart explodes

[@tenshiuchiha1588]

Bold of her to assume I have one

[@junkacct5954]

gibi: how are you even alive? the flinstone vitamins i took when i was three: no need to thank me

[@Sapphster007]

Ah yes

[@simplygeorge3152]

I took those. They really help.

[@roro_ok]

Have you ever heard of the Barbie vitamins gummy those were AWFULL

[@simplygeorge3152]

They're trash

[@echo932]

I LOVE THOSE OMG THEY TASTED SO GOOD

[@JustPeachyXOX]

Gibi: how are you even alive right now? Me: only on the outside..... only on the outside

[@karmaxoxo9085]

Honestly, story of my life.

[@stephanlutz__845]

Wanna hug

[@r3d_tr0j4n]

same

[@hellfire_rxse7512]

i relate. u can have a hug tho🥺 just remember you are loved and i’ll be ur friend if u need one❤️

[@r3d_tr0j4n]

thx