Teacher "The essay is 3000 words" Me *if you want to open the jar you need to open the jar, in order to open the jar you must open the jar*
@anasshole79275 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear I put my whole family in the jar
@kal77.75 жыл бұрын
That's already used
@anasshole79275 жыл бұрын
@@kal77.7 *your comment was used already as well*
@kirstylynne28715 жыл бұрын
@@anasshole7927 HAHAHAH FUCK
@Sincald5 жыл бұрын
"Hello, doctor? Yeah, it's Quagmire again. It's stuck in a jar this time."
@MisterJackTheAttack5 жыл бұрын
0:00 Hello 0:04 Hello Hello 0:09 Hi there 0:11 triple hello 0:29 Very Important things 0:33 Face touching with more very important things 0:47 things are still very important 1:11 Gibi is positive 1:37 The Jar 1:43 The Jar, again 1:57 first use of "lid" 2:37 Empty whispered 2:47 Gibi showing us the hair in The Jar while saying it's empty 3:06 10th "lid" 3:50 How to open The Jar 4:44 How to open The Jar 5:10 How to open The Jar 6:10 Cotton Balls 6:20 Something about gauze in The Jar (I wasn't paying attention) 6:40 Sponge inside The Jar 8:50 Gibi being a Wizard 9:30 More cotton balls 10:47 Lid goes back on The Jar 11:40 Different jar 13:21 Gibi is proud 13:29 I got two jars.... 13:41 Good Job 13:42 Good Job 13:43 Good Job! 13:58 Glasses 14:02 "You need to get glasses" ok :( 14:25 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 15:20 "Glasses on your Face" 16:32 Putting glasses on 17:58 Us putting on glasses 18:33 Face, uh, tapping? 19:22 different glasses 20:20 (vision) more face tapping 20:50 Different glasses 22:05 Face Tapping 3.0 25:28 One wooden bowl 25:55 Two wooden bowls 26:15 How to not stack wooden bowls (glass bowls still untested) 28:04 Bowls rubbing 29:26 putting a bowl down 32:09 Any questions 32:12 Any questions 32:30 Outro "Lid" count: 55 "Jar" count: 119 "Glasses" count: 77 "Hinge(s)" count: 6
@tash55405 жыл бұрын
Needs to be at the top. I got you bro.
@MisterJackTheAttack5 жыл бұрын
@@tash5540 I am probably a whole day late, but I thought more people would have done this joke.
@bovanhees96355 жыл бұрын
Bro this is dedecated😂💪
@chat33th5 жыл бұрын
the only timestamps that matter ^^
@cutiefoofie5 жыл бұрын
Do a glasses count!! Edit that in
@devfluffles5 жыл бұрын
"If you want to open the lid gently you have to do it gently." *_The more you know_*
@alizabethwhitley9665 жыл бұрын
The more you know the stupider you get
@devfluffles5 жыл бұрын
@@alizabethwhitley966 Lol
@thecraziestcrayon5 жыл бұрын
@@alizabethwhitley966 I read this right as she said it
@RiderofGary5 жыл бұрын
The floor is made of floor
@kylelee19115 жыл бұрын
Firmly grasp it
@xXxKimballxXx5 жыл бұрын
Oh right, the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison specifically chosen to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.
@kittyc0n4 жыл бұрын
сука лазанья I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS LMAO
@grahambruenger27104 жыл бұрын
This is amazing
@arandompelican78844 жыл бұрын
Bro this is perfect
@rrrRRR222374 жыл бұрын
Yassssss
@jillp.icklle4 жыл бұрын
Needs more likes lmao
@hunni57135 жыл бұрын
Actual footage of my maths teacher trying to explain things to me
@ally00bu5 жыл бұрын
Hunni same dude😂
@izzy3675 жыл бұрын
Me 😂
@frenzyexe54435 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one
@wolf65925 жыл бұрын
Hunni same bro same
@auspicious67035 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@isabelthepistachio48195 жыл бұрын
“This is a jar” “This is a jar” “This is a jar” “This is a jar” Me: Hey, that’s one weird look’n cup
@NLR_Gray5 жыл бұрын
I don't know, it kinda looks more like a toaster... Are you sure it's a jar? Like, positive? 100% sure?
@fightmefatima9925 жыл бұрын
@@NLR_Gray I thought it was a washing machine...
@SoLongSoph5 жыл бұрын
Gray, no, no, no! it’s OBVIOUSLY a large spork smh
@oyuunii5 жыл бұрын
@@SoLongSoph its an ofen!!
@shrek7785 жыл бұрын
I thought it was an elephant
@bandicootthundersnatch79345 жыл бұрын
candid footage of me trying to reach my word count for an essay
@KIll74N5 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 🤣
@NaomiDisaster5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@oburiato94635 жыл бұрын
lmao right? 😂😂
@bugslutt5 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh out loud!!! so true
@nssamorxtehtij5 жыл бұрын
bandicoot thundersnatch that was me today. I’ve said the same thing like 5 times just with SLIGHTLY different wording
@braedenhatter20225 жыл бұрын
My science teacher: You have to explain it like you're talking to someone that has no idea what you're talking about Me:
@kehill72574 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@kehill72574 жыл бұрын
Also, after 1st seeing ur pfp i thought it was the S for shrek
@braedenhatter20224 жыл бұрын
@@kehill7257 lol. I do love shrek tho
@t.elynhoo3 жыл бұрын
THATS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT MY BIO TEACHER SAYS
@kat.37843 жыл бұрын
still don't get why teachers do that shit like bro if I'm talking to someone about something I'm sure they are gonna know what I'm talking about
@zahra_axo5 жыл бұрын
never thought i could be pissed and relaxed at the same time
@shadowdarklord265 жыл бұрын
Zahra Ahmed i dnt think I am relaxed right now I’m jst pissed lmao 😆😆
@abdelrahmannassr73815 жыл бұрын
Are you moslem
@shadowdarklord265 жыл бұрын
ABDELRAHMAN NASSR do u mean muslim?? Haha
@evienelsx62285 жыл бұрын
Zahra Ahmed actually same
@gabbycollier13305 жыл бұрын
Zahra Ahmed I feel this
@imoridev5 жыл бұрын
This feels like when I'm reading a book but not paying attention so I keep reading the same paragraph over and over again Also why do I want to argue with her about how that is not the best way to stack wooden bowls
@isabelperez70735 жыл бұрын
and what is the best way to stack wooden bowls
@wichiku5 жыл бұрын
please, I NEED to know the best way to stack wooden bowls
@jayinblue5 жыл бұрын
please tell us what the best way to stack wooden bowls is we need to know please
@dollykumo29595 жыл бұрын
*ANSWER !?*
@whoevenami34164 жыл бұрын
Ren LemonZ I didn't even know she did that in this video because I fell asleep before I could get there.
@delaney61105 жыл бұрын
“You have to put the glasses on your face” “You have to put the glasses on your face” “You have to put the glasses on your face” “You have to put the glasses on your face” *puts glasses on leg*
@hufflepuffotaku76425 жыл бұрын
Me: *whispers* FUCK!!!!!!
@susielane90805 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, glasses ended up in my dog's throat.
@tatsianapaulouskaya36185 жыл бұрын
i SCREAMED
@sourmeatfluid5 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: am now in the middle of the Bermuda triangle with the glasses up my left nostril
@TheDude420.695 жыл бұрын
Susie Lane that’s what you get for having a dog HAHA my cat knocks the glasses off my face and then I hug it to free them from it’s grasp
@im.a.little.dead.inside55225 жыл бұрын
Gibi: I'm gonna show you how to put on Glasses Me: *taking my Glasses off* Im so excited
@kimchiiee94554 жыл бұрын
ECXIDET DKFJFJC
@minecraftmonkeysar11194 жыл бұрын
Did you type this with your glasses off?
@im.a.little.dead.inside55224 жыл бұрын
@@minecraftmonkeysar1119 I can't remember lol but Im typing this with my glasses off sooo Idk
@im.a.little.dead.inside55224 жыл бұрын
@@kimchiiee9455 lol didn't even notice that 🤣
@saturnimors3 жыл бұрын
LMAOAAAA SAME.
@immasgomez5 жыл бұрын
this is what I do for a living. sincerely, a kindergarten teacher
@emsforlife925 жыл бұрын
This is perfect 😂
@JamiJason5 жыл бұрын
You’re very strong, god bless. 😂
@digiorno56005 жыл бұрын
Punch the kids in the face. Edit: I have changed, I am a better man. Don't punch children.
@taniaciddasilva16155 жыл бұрын
This comment needs to go viral 😅👌
@sitikhadijahalmunawarah53985 жыл бұрын
I am a kindergarten teacher as well and i second that 😁 #needtorepeatoverandover
@rosemariec75625 жыл бұрын
"If you want to open the lid gently you have to do it gently." *Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes*
@jayinblue5 жыл бұрын
Can we get an F in the chat for Africa.. This world is so messed up 🤦🏽♀️
@zuralfa31595 жыл бұрын
@@jayinblue F
@fluffybunny73745 жыл бұрын
jayxox F
@infinitypancakes10405 жыл бұрын
F
@trxshMori5 жыл бұрын
F
@YellowBoatGaming5 жыл бұрын
“Open the lid....Patrick, that’s not the lid. Open the lid, the lid, the lid, the lid.”
@neoxeo775 жыл бұрын
Oh no, I broke it!!
@squidlee35935 жыл бұрын
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING
@FMJ14005 жыл бұрын
@Games With Nic Warmer, cold, warmer, warmer, its HOT ITS HOT!
@f.b.i.23665 жыл бұрын
Best comment in this comment section
@whateveranimations66165 жыл бұрын
Nice reference
@n.g.16855 жыл бұрын
This reminds me a bit of a game I played with my mom, when I was little, where one of us would be a human while the other would be an alien (yes, I'm serious) and then the human had to teach the alien about simple things like how to brush their teeth or what a comb is and stuff like that. Those were good times.
@kittyc0n4 жыл бұрын
Nanna Gornitzka that actually sounds super cool
@crusaderknight28914 жыл бұрын
plot twist your mom is secretly an alien
@BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3 жыл бұрын
thats really cute :^)
@GrabaCuppaPodcast3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I've been playing too much mk and I thought for a second that comb was combo
@user-hg6yx7db3w3 жыл бұрын
@@crusaderknight2891 SHOOKED!!!
@danielking28165 жыл бұрын
Honestly the level of detail i need for anything to be explained to me
@liliacruz54485 жыл бұрын
Me: * hates when people repeat themselves * Also me: * gets tingles while watching this video for a third time *
@crazyhazy92605 жыл бұрын
Me. RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE! THIS IS ME! ITS ME!!! SEE THIS COMMENT HERE !? ITS ME
@ballerpun6765 жыл бұрын
#facts
@TheDog21375 жыл бұрын
S A M E
@Lukeamcleod5 жыл бұрын
•C O T T O N C A N D Y• I honestly would like to know your thought process when you were typing this. Were you actually jumping around in your seat, or just sitting still, staring blankly, typing the message out in ALL CAPS.
@emmasanford99315 жыл бұрын
ShockRobin lol 😂
@natekc87205 жыл бұрын
no one: my 4 year old self trying to teach my dog to talk:
@omgurSOromantic5 жыл бұрын
Expoliark 🤣🤣🤣
@boluayeni28865 жыл бұрын
Expoliark 😂😂
@australiaisawesome58595 жыл бұрын
Expoliark 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😹
@karldilemma39915 жыл бұрын
i read this as she was saying “i’m going to repeat myself until i’m positive you understand” and i was like the accuracy
@lemongacha26734 жыл бұрын
@@karldilemma3991 I read this as soon as she said that 😳
@gvmmy_bear4 жыл бұрын
Gibi: the jar is empty, there’s nothing in it. Air: _am I a joke to you?_
@alexcat61414 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@joshuabeeler19304 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@michaelsimonovich15774 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking lmao
@brodyatkinson19604 жыл бұрын
6 quadrillion air molecules: am I a joke to you
@carlolopez59244 жыл бұрын
Same
@josh58115 жыл бұрын
Me when I’m still 3000 words under on an English essay
@glasslip55905 жыл бұрын
Bruh and here I thought I was being all original with my comment lmao
@tejhh82475 жыл бұрын
For real though 😂
@shadiekatie5 жыл бұрын
I SCREAMED BECAUSE THIS IS SO RELATABLE
@fishpump30585 жыл бұрын
@@shadiekatie why did you have to scream tho. You could have just laughed or chuckled normally.
@arcreator25325 жыл бұрын
Ignitablelion Thanks for the tip
@friday86445 жыл бұрын
Gibi: *treats me like an absolute idiot for 30 min straight* me: *watching this for the 15th time because I still don't know how to open a jar*
@kingdom3845 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Closet “Patrick Star”
@jordigeven84855 жыл бұрын
The lid Patrick
@paskit2195 жыл бұрын
poop shaloop Yo bro can I join
@throbbingshaft5 жыл бұрын
poop shaloop is a chad
@alizabethwhitley9665 жыл бұрын
Me:I learned how to open a jar today mom! Mom:Oh......w..wow how cool I guess
@elzibubble5 жыл бұрын
I hope someone finds this video in 20 years without the title or description
@xrvoa75485 жыл бұрын
“I can’t believe humans were so stupid back then.”
@linkwatchdog41075 жыл бұрын
How did they even find the wherewithall to make jars?
@twkyu5 жыл бұрын
"Anyways how do i open the jar?"
@torstent89795 жыл бұрын
"Well, that was the time and the country of president trump"
@kylestephan21755 жыл бұрын
1000th like!
@cassandra26115 жыл бұрын
Me: “mom can you please close my door” My door after my mom leaves: 1:43
@getspaded5 жыл бұрын
PEAK comedy 😂
@cassandra26115 жыл бұрын
only intellectuals understand✋🏼😌
@maxxreeves48874 жыл бұрын
I re clicked on this time stamp like 10 times trying to figure out what the heck you were talking about. It’s 3am and I just screamed OH ITS AJAR 🤦🏼♀️
@Mary-by8ui4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@isawsevenbirds4 жыл бұрын
@Friendly Airwick ajar is another word for open
@Defox7215 жыл бұрын
0:00-1:00 my teachers preparing themselves to make a small announcement
@azurragames2985 жыл бұрын
It's so true tho
@julio2670x5 жыл бұрын
All that just to say something like “make sure u guys write your name”
@tylerdun66275 жыл бұрын
Yes
@prostheticflower31465 жыл бұрын
P o s i t i v e.
@allihedman50975 жыл бұрын
That was me today with my 3rd graders before we did our first science experiment!
@graeme65 жыл бұрын
aliens watching this in order to disguise themselves as humans: yes... interesting... *taking notes*
@ang82315 жыл бұрын
invader zim
@KrisyKreme5 жыл бұрын
Y’all’s comments r so creative 😭😂👏🏽
@emis2054 жыл бұрын
@@ang8231 you stole my thought
@FlamenYong4 жыл бұрын
More like: yes, yes, yes. Interesting, interesting.
@louiebullock52854 жыл бұрын
Marno's video be like
@Jesal-5 жыл бұрын
Gibi could you explain the jar part again i didnt get it.
@maddy71015 жыл бұрын
Yeah now I some how digested the jar...? I guess I didn't understand...?😂
@nicovasmr5 жыл бұрын
I think you can put the light inside the jar and then put the lid on top of the jar and the you can do the same process several times back and forward lol.
@bassfazz31425 жыл бұрын
U must sit on the jar, my friend then u understand
@Connortbot5 жыл бұрын
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR. ACCIDENTALLY PUT THE JAR DOWN MY THROAT AND NOW CANNOT SPEAK WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE THAT SOUND WHEN YOU BLOW IN A BOTTLE
@nicovasmr5 жыл бұрын
Bass Fazz hahaha lol and then you have to stand up and sit back again
@WIT_Boudicca4 жыл бұрын
instructions unclear; jar caught in ceiling fan.
@josephjoestar9534 жыл бұрын
Lid in a ditch somewhere.
@randonn_nes21814 жыл бұрын
Black hole has formed in jar
@wks60343 жыл бұрын
Haha
@miuiswaifu3 жыл бұрын
@@thefireatgrandfest LOL
@eltipobigotudo21623 жыл бұрын
Really? My Weiner got stuck inside the jar and then my jar grew a pair of sunglasses?
@sabrethemoment67995 жыл бұрын
Is this going to be like when Spongebob told Patrick to remove the lid?
@cassijane225 жыл бұрын
The lid. The lid. The....lid.
@maddy71015 жыл бұрын
Oh goodness😂 Please no-
@danielricalton36645 жыл бұрын
Oh my
@Pizza_luvrr5 жыл бұрын
😂
@CosmicSoulxLoveLight5 жыл бұрын
Firmly grasp it
@jennyr.7235 жыл бұрын
"To put something inside the jar, you need to put something inside the jar." Mind. Blown.
@lilymae56625 жыл бұрын
🤯
@liammcgee71115 жыл бұрын
🤯
@didyoujustwhat5 жыл бұрын
🤯
@oliviaparks54245 жыл бұрын
Jenny R. The more you know
@raineedwards67235 жыл бұрын
Wair no way I thought you had to put the jar inside something to put something inside the jar
@emmasanford99315 жыл бұрын
Me: Hates when people over-explain and repeat Also me: Gets tingles Also me: **Adds to ASMR playlist**
@phoebe.aur0ra5 жыл бұрын
This except AT THE SAME TIME right now
@Masked_muscle_mommy4 жыл бұрын
Meeee
@abbylabossiere47744 жыл бұрын
seriously it’s genuinely annoying when someone does it irl it’s like “yes thank you i know what to do” but with this it’s like “yes please keep telling me how many cotton balls i could put in the jar”
@CroczillaYT2 жыл бұрын
so true lol
@jimjim31135 жыл бұрын
Her: You have to put something inside the jar to put something inside the jar Me: *loud anxiety noises*
@Antonylucero5 жыл бұрын
30:35 Gibi: "You want to take the bowl thats in your wooden hand..." Me: "Uhh, yes"
@kitkat63695 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears laughing , good catch!!!!!!!!
@juicewrld36164 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@geebygeeber4 жыл бұрын
I dont think anyone noticed that the 1st time 🤣
@peanutbuttier34244 жыл бұрын
BAAHAHA 😂😂 This needs more likes!!!
@MrJakePaddy4 жыл бұрын
I just heard this and immediately went to the comments.
@shelbyg.88675 жыл бұрын
What the smart kids hear when the teacher explains something twice:
@pilo3o5 жыл бұрын
Fluffy Gamer LMGAO i’m dead
@Timboslice4755 жыл бұрын
That was me when I was in math and history (my two subjects), especially when kids weren’t understanding super simple shit.
@darkschweppes5 жыл бұрын
this is what it’s like talking to anybody who isn’t also adhd to me listening to people explain anything is a CHORE
@amusedcuriosity33705 жыл бұрын
when I took algebra 1 it was a struggle. nobody had any idea of what the teacher was talking about and it was ridiculous.
@tyler-pi8tq5 жыл бұрын
Fluffy Gamer OMG I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS i’m at the top of my class with 2 other people and then in math or whatever some dumbass classmate still don’t know how many degrees in a straight line🙄😂
@katkautz5635 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m watching Dory talk about jars, glasses and bowls
@azurragames2985 жыл бұрын
KirsteKat Doodles Lmbooo
@7zachattack75 жыл бұрын
Fuck spoilers much im only on tye glasses, your gonna start confusing me now, tarter sauce ill never figure how to wera glasses
@silvia_fuku0ka8455 жыл бұрын
@@azurragames298 lmaos step cousin
@sillyunicornfart5 жыл бұрын
Zach Hayes Tye? Wera? Huh?
@jaydenmedina21395 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@XRHIQX4 жыл бұрын
1 year old me: woah how did she do that 14 year old me: dude that's easy 50 year old me: that's easy 90 year old me: woah how did you do that
@kehill72574 жыл бұрын
60th like
@josephjoestar9534 жыл бұрын
I don't want to like because it's at a hundred and one hundred is a good number, unlike stupid 4.
@XRHIQX4 жыл бұрын
@@josephjoestar953 no one like this post so it can stay at exactly 100
@echos_swag3 жыл бұрын
@@josephjoestar953 how did you know you would have 4 likes?
@richbtch5463 жыл бұрын
I want it to stay 222 it's so perfect I can't ruin it I'm not gonna do it,jus thinking about it I did it..
@unsolicitedd5 жыл бұрын
The lid, the lid, thelidthelidthelid THE LID PATRICK.
@heatherb83965 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment! 😂
@skullydee18055 жыл бұрын
FINALLY THIS COMMENT I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THAT I thank you 😂😂
@user-up8ri9he3g5 жыл бұрын
FREEZE!!
@levivelazquez95985 жыл бұрын
Thank you, you holy person. We all now have been blessed with the beautiful reminder of the great holy SpongeBob.
@unsolicitedd5 жыл бұрын
Lily Velazquez I work only as a disciple of spongebob to bring his great references to others.
@ioanatrtl5 жыл бұрын
at 13:46 when she kept repeating "good job,good job" at some point it didn't sound like good job anymore,it started sounding like K A C H O W
@moryyy.5 жыл бұрын
* lightning mcqueen intensifies *
@pixelrift.5 жыл бұрын
IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@RiderofGary5 жыл бұрын
Wooow
@tq70135 жыл бұрын
*i am fast*
@Pook-xr6dy5 жыл бұрын
*Is that you Lightning Mcqueen senpai?*
@gargaloc92635 жыл бұрын
"You cannot put something inside the jar, if it is not open." Insomniacs destroyed by facts and logic.
@wheedler5 жыл бұрын
And the first thing she puts in the jar is light, which doesn’t require the jar to be open.
@emlikesnoodles5 жыл бұрын
300!
@tylerdun66274 жыл бұрын
I have listened to this 4 times for sleep purposes and it pass out immediately, thank you so much Update: it is two years later and this is officially in my emergency asmr collection, I only listen to them when I absolutely cannot sleep. They reason I ONLY listen to them when I can't sleep is cause if I listen to it too often, the affect wears off. This is one of my 9 videos in my emergency stash, thank you for making it. (Also I reference it a lot now, the lid the lid the lid the lid) Edit: four years later, my partner I live with is deployed right now and this is one of the only videos that has actually been able to get me to sleep within the past few weeks since he's gone. I have never been more grateful for a video in my entire life, thank you so much Gibi
@joshuamcwatters68035 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of drunk friends explaining sober me how to do something.
@TheDog21375 жыл бұрын
Scarlet Night exactly hahaha
@inesprinsesx5 жыл бұрын
This is drunk me explaining stuff to my friends
@korekiyosoup90705 жыл бұрын
Why are you the only sober one
@king-ltg-_-2765 жыл бұрын
Scarlet Night lol
@electriii5 жыл бұрын
@@korekiyosoup9070 designated driver, probably?
@psycalibur42915 жыл бұрын
Gibi: *whispers secretively* "I can show you how to put light inside the jar" FBI Agents: *listening intensifies*
@x3spritenotavailable5 жыл бұрын
thank you tanner harig, but I'm having trouble understanding the joke, could you please explain
@Sin-kp1uy5 жыл бұрын
Shh
@paradis07445 жыл бұрын
@@abnormallycommon9730 well no, it's the F.B.I already knowing these universe secrets and trying to protect them, willing to exterminate Gibi and everyone who has ever known her in order to keep this secret guarded.
@paradis07445 жыл бұрын
@@abnormallycommon9730 no it really is just like that lmao, the govt doesn't listen people to learn how to do things, they listen to make sure they *don't know too much*
@peanut14105 жыл бұрын
How do you guys know I'm not an fbi agent
@mrgallbladder5 жыл бұрын
The awkward moment when you get tingles from somebody explaining to you how to open a jar properly.
@itsnotpj5 жыл бұрын
Anton.d09 is that awkward? 🤨
@studioe15714 жыл бұрын
Gibi: "It's a makeup sponge" Me: "Or a very huge tear drop."
@anthonyharris7695 жыл бұрын
"To put something inside the jar, you need to put something inside the jar" Holy shit now I can finally do it thank you
@nicovasmr5 жыл бұрын
Anthony Harris hahaha thx for making me laugh out loud
@jeffmcmorrough5 жыл бұрын
Currently updating my resume to include “Jar Expert.”
@fanpet39125 жыл бұрын
Repetition is a really great trigger for my asmr but unfortunately it also really annoys me so I'm sitting here being like wow this is great but please stop
@MissScorp5 жыл бұрын
Lol feels
@asd-sy4oz5 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂
@CreativeKennedy5 жыл бұрын
Why does this make so much sense?
@CreativeKennedy5 жыл бұрын
You’re not alone it’s relaxing and annoying at the same time-it’s giving me mixed feelings
@jessehedrick57195 жыл бұрын
So this man sitting here like: Well yes, but actually no.
@KTEArtistry4 жыл бұрын
Gibi: If you pay attention it won't be hard. *ADHD has entered the chat*
@natash67902 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@H_x_mxx5 жыл бұрын
One thing I've noticed about the ASMR Community is that there is a very low density of hate comments concerning the content (I do not think I've ever read one rude thing under an ASMR video).
@RebornVengeancex5 жыл бұрын
Gibi is a dummy head lol
@katiep72395 жыл бұрын
Because we are sooooo relaxed!
@destinysmith75155 жыл бұрын
I have but there are very few of them. The asmr community is usually very peaceful and fun
@nicomcgaha84515 жыл бұрын
The only hate comments I've seen were on Angelica Asmr's "Period Finds out You're Trans" and her other trans related video, I think it's a facial feminization one. That more has to do with transphobia than the asmr community though
@Kcapollo5 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is your account and picture
@Neko-7075 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the Spongebob episode where he teaches Patrick how to open a jar which leads to Patrick copying everything Spongebob does
@1ts3rick5 жыл бұрын
Good joke, BAD NAME AND PROFILE PIC
@ripper40925 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jamichealruiz48325 жыл бұрын
Neko 707 lol
@briannajaneg50935 жыл бұрын
By the smile on Gibis face I think she realized it too lol
@seansperry66125 жыл бұрын
I knew I wasn't the only one getting Spongebob vibes from this.
@jamesnorton80655 жыл бұрын
This is like having a conversation with my grandma.
@jumiii5 жыл бұрын
And my grandma having a conversation with me, thinking I don't understand😂
@xx_maxx_xx38615 жыл бұрын
this is me trying to explain to my grandpa how to work his phone lol
@pahlstad65235 жыл бұрын
#alzheimersgang
@viwa59605 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@yikesshlong93045 жыл бұрын
t h i s i s a j a r
@27subscribers165 жыл бұрын
Gibi:" if you want to put the lid on gently, you must put it on gently" My brain: I become more powerful than ever before.
@nataliediaz92775 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this is how I need my chemestry teacher to demonstrate the steps of my labs.
@sugarcaneforest5 жыл бұрын
Gibi: To put something in the jar you need to put something in the jar My Brain: *hmm this floor is made of floor*
@-frcracked-88045 жыл бұрын
Lmao hmm yes this floor here is made of floor
@TheDog21375 жыл бұрын
I laughed loud
@cookiesksu5 жыл бұрын
And my brain: hmm this blanket is made of blanket
@tq70135 жыл бұрын
It seems to be this video is made of video
@spice54705 жыл бұрын
Are you sure?
@DreamsRDriven0115 жыл бұрын
As someone with ADHD, I sincerely wish everyone spoke this way
@sourmeatfluid5 жыл бұрын
Especially the math teacher
@vocalvortexstudios20585 жыл бұрын
As someone with adhd, i will strangle anyone who speaks like this
@tripppinxd5 жыл бұрын
same
@redbulldog3905 жыл бұрын
DreamsRDriven011 yeah so much better ADHD for life
@hamptonme50375 жыл бұрын
DreamsRDriven011 never seen anything so true.
@bonnie38554 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: Jar is now inside the cotton ball.
@natash67902 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@danneighheart18905 жыл бұрын
When you’re writing an essay the day before and you need to make the word count
@Ghostbuster075 жыл бұрын
_ImJustDw _ lmao me
@allilester47485 жыл бұрын
Lol
@allenharper84545 жыл бұрын
Omg thank you I read this and went oh shit I have an essay due at 11:59 tonight
@marcoandresrodriguez86405 жыл бұрын
Lol I saw your comment on the fnaf video
@johnsam19655 жыл бұрын
Seeing the word essay gave me anxiety
@pelufaz84355 жыл бұрын
You won't trick me, this is a Spongebob roleplay video
@maddy71015 жыл бұрын
Lets hope so!
@starvalley25225 жыл бұрын
THE LIDDD
@dumbdumb23335 жыл бұрын
i wheezed-
@Toothieterror5 жыл бұрын
lol make a meme of this everywhere.
@chuckmarks20105 жыл бұрын
Victor Pelufaz LMFAOOOOOOO
@butteredtoast79254 жыл бұрын
Listen kid, it's time you learned how to open a jar. The lid. The lid...the lid-- I've wanted to make this video for a while now since the idea got into my head of ... over-explaining being a potential ASMR trigger. I really like the repetition videos that people have made, repeating their intros/etc... so I sort of took that idea and coupled it with explaining extremely simple tasks. I went to the complete extreme of course, I think this could also be effective when it's not so...*much*, but let me know what you think!! It felt kind of hypnotic to film!! Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 1:38 - Plastic Jar 11:38 - Glass Jar 14:35 - Glasses 25:22 - Wooden Bowls Sensory Warning: Cotton Balls ! In the future months as I'm filming videos, I'm going to do my best to start listing all of the triggers and objects I use to better help people with sensory preferences! Stay tuned. :) 🎵I’m now on Spotify! Listen while your phone is off :) open.spotify.com/artist/56r9c... I'm also on APPLE MUSIC HECK YEAH! itunes.apple.com/us/artist/gi... 🎨Like my posters in the background? They're metal and they stick to the wall with wall-safe magnets! :D I'm partnered with Displate, so you can check out my favorite stuff and their site here (you can even match my background and upcoming backgrounds if you want!): displate.com/gibiasmr/officia... Use code gibi15 for 15% off always ~ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My upload schedule: ►Every Tuesday ►Every Thursday ►Every Saturday ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I donate regularly to The Brain and Behavior Research Foundation. I highly recommend it! They give grants to scientists who do studies to better understand and treat mental illnesses. (bbrfoundation.org/) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The last ASMR video to help me sleep: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KMfg... xxGibi ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Find me on the internet! ►DOWNLOAD ZEES - our ASMR App: CatchSomeZees.com ►TWITCH/LIVESTREAMING: www.twitch.tv/gggibi ►TWITTER: twitter.com/GibiOfficial (I use this the most) ►INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/GibiOfficial ►MERCH/SHOP: teespring.com/stores/gibi-official ►GAMING/SECOND CHANNEL: goo.gl/a75KLT ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ NEW OUTRO by twitter.com/FlashJomm :) This video was edited by Shawn, my full-time editor! Give him some love: twitter.com/MrTheVestman
@brotatochip31115 жыл бұрын
Gibi: "you take the cotton ball, and you put it in the jar" "You take the cotton ball and put it in the jar" Me: *eats cotton ball*
@logangraham28285 жыл бұрын
I'm dead
@hammedburger37125 жыл бұрын
@@logangraham2828 Oh no, I hope your family recovers from your tragic death!
@kidscovez4 жыл бұрын
You are the jar now.
@metalmarine64544 жыл бұрын
Buddy the Elf approves
@yellowmello12234 жыл бұрын
@@logangraham2828 I'm sorry, what was the cause of death?
@MissAnthropy1435 жыл бұрын
In theory, this is the kind of video that should irritate the hell out of me. I'm puzzled as to why it's not.
@IIERICAII5 жыл бұрын
MissAnthropy same😂 i think its her voice😂
@isaacw16895 жыл бұрын
I had to stop before the three minute mark myself
@midnightshadow77795 жыл бұрын
I just find this really funny
@onionman69045 жыл бұрын
I would love to meet someone like this irl and just watch as they try to manouver through everyday life
@palekait5 жыл бұрын
Same here
@adnauseam7215 жыл бұрын
“To wear THESE glasses you must open them and push them up your face” “Will this method work for OTHER glasses?” “No”
@asteriacamley91714 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: Take a shot every time she says jar.
@jazminewright4024 жыл бұрын
I'm so drunk I can't drunk coccerty
@notaveragecr60414 жыл бұрын
How to die of alcohol poisoning.
@crusaderknight28914 жыл бұрын
3 minutes into the video. 20 shots later.
@treething82574 жыл бұрын
I’m sotadlhy tober officer
@josephjoestar9534 жыл бұрын
I edited my comment so you don't no how I got so little likes.
@xoandromeda5 жыл бұрын
me working in retail trying to explain something to a customer
@PameHighInTheSky5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah damn, just laughed wayyyy to hard with your comment.
@stevenvialpando83655 жыл бұрын
My gosh you are a fucking genius lololololol
@giftedsisters85715 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked from this comment 😂😭
@shaggyrodgers47895 жыл бұрын
Your username is my actual name
@rhod5 жыл бұрын
@@shaggyrodgers4789 pet detective
@geopurple36985 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: Pissed and Relaxed at the same time Me: How is Gibi so patient to do this without getting frustrated with herself :0
@natalie21405 жыл бұрын
Philosophy! 😂😂😂😂
@kendrickllama97905 жыл бұрын
Money
@noellenapier76685 жыл бұрын
“If you want to put on glasses, you need to get glasses.” - Gibi, 2019
@stalnos35815 жыл бұрын
“To open the lid gently you have to open the lid gently” -Gibi 2019
@s8ntnastysquirrel5125 жыл бұрын
“To put something in the jar you need to.. put something inside the jar.” -Gibi, 2019
@katiedanelz42405 жыл бұрын
“You have to put on your glasses to look through your glasses.” -Gibi 2019
@spaceitow75124 жыл бұрын
I always come back to this video whenever I feel myself procrastinating because for some reason it induces a feeling similar to deadline anxiety in me and I don't know why. It's the only video that gibi had ever made that makes me less relaxed
@lushciouschu21385 жыл бұрын
Gibi: "I will repeat myself until I'm positive you understand" Me: "well that's gonna be a long time."
@prmperop5 жыл бұрын
What the teacher does in class: overexplaining and repeating simple tasks asmr What’s on the test: unintelligible whispering asmr
@TeddyBear_83465 жыл бұрын
oh no, it's in words
@starx18835 жыл бұрын
prmperop hello I'm the 100th like 😁
@Kiarab_27025 жыл бұрын
prmperop best comment
@sleepmeditation1475 жыл бұрын
You know *Gibi* you have come a long way in the last 3 years. Growing any channel to over 2 million subscribers in 3 years is incredible even in KZbin standards. It will be a sad day when you retire from this line of work, so let me just say your work is very much appreciated around the globe even here in *South Africa* .
@oatmeal85863 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of: "use a stronger egg, put water in it and have a baby in it, baby in the water in the egg, the water it's in the egg" -Bill Wurtz
@lilyxeditzu97763 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@frankish45712 жыл бұрын
NO THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
@Sneezy995 жыл бұрын
I’m an occupational therapy student and this is something you actually have to do with people who have difficulty doing small tasks or have a very bad memory, sometimes you go even more in depth with the steps too
@goodbadtzmaru79305 жыл бұрын
When you're in a group project with your crush and you're nervous
@crowd49365 жыл бұрын
Kaity Horror when you try to act smart so you don’t make a fool of yourself in that group
@jorgea.carrazanagarcia44965 жыл бұрын
Lol kinda true
@urfavoritegay46405 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm dating my crush but I swear i would still do this
@superhuffpuff5 жыл бұрын
@@urfavoritegay4640 ooh congrats!
@LUKA_9115 жыл бұрын
@@urfavoritegay4640 congratulations my man!
@Cheezybrie5 жыл бұрын
Me passive aggressively trying to teach my roommates to do house work
@cloudsoflilac97315 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@cloudsoflilac97315 жыл бұрын
and greetings fellow army
@majmanders5 жыл бұрын
THIS HIT ME HARD
@olive.i.a4 жыл бұрын
“Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.” - The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
@skylayoung14505 жыл бұрын
Michael Scott: explain this to me like I’m 5 Gibi: I got you
@hachiko33175 жыл бұрын
˜Timestamps˜ Opening the jar: 1:36-6:00 Putting ____ inside the jar: 6:00-32:56
@109games65 жыл бұрын
Bunnyless OMG LIKE THANKS Is joke I’m not an idiot
@TheEmpressASMR5 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I always enjoy these!
@XI_I_I5 жыл бұрын
That's a fucking big jar
@Phoenix_flame5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!!! I totally needed those timestamps dude you're my hero!
@imastar17735 жыл бұрын
Lol
@_cara5 жыл бұрын
i wish my science teacher would teach science like this, I’d understand it so much better
@jorgejimemez16275 жыл бұрын
I wish my AP Physics teacher would teach it this way, then I might get a question right for once
@olamuszynska36685 жыл бұрын
Oooh i love your profile picture
@EdlerRuprecht5 жыл бұрын
But u would have to take like 567 grades
@superhuffpuff5 жыл бұрын
I can do that for u I like science
@joshgarciagomez66085 жыл бұрын
That's a lie u would fall asleep every day as would i
@hereforthevideoessays63993 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite ASMR videos from the 6 years I've been a listener. This hits different. Full of ASMR but also so comforting for someone who has anxiety about asking people to repeat things. 😅 Thank you so much Gibi!
@isabelperez70735 жыл бұрын
my teacher tomorrow: you didn't do your homework. why? me: i was very busy learning how to open a jar
@ShairasLife5 жыл бұрын
Isabel Pérez 😹😹
@kerakerr57275 жыл бұрын
Isabel Pérez sane tho I’ll go to school and ask everyone around me for homework
@TDLife5 жыл бұрын
Isabel Pérez too funny!!
@UshiSound5 жыл бұрын
“My resume” I’m a professional jar opener and closer. I can put light in a jar but cannot keep the light in the jar if the jar is clear. I know that you cannot put anything in the jar if the lid isn’t off the jar. Guy at google: Welcome to the Team!
@sillygoosetamer17465 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the job
@zim73835 жыл бұрын
Im proud u got that job
@apex-smoke74215 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@toffeebrain47935 жыл бұрын
Now put your hand on the lid The lid, Patrick The lid The lid The lid
@marissa78705 жыл бұрын
Toffee Brain I read that with spongebob’s voice 😭😭😭
@dantepearce22165 жыл бұрын
@Black Hammer warmer..warmer..Warmer, STOP YOU'RE ON FIRE
@crownedemo63335 жыл бұрын
My hand my hand it’s cramping MRS.PUFF
@JjJj-ty7iy5 жыл бұрын
Bring it around town, bring it around town
@btsworlddomination50695 жыл бұрын
Underrated 😭
@SilverBlossom-w6h5 жыл бұрын
I NEED a whole video on that plastic jar! ❤ also, I didn't think I'd like this because of the repeating but I actually do also I know you won't see this but thank you for helping me sleep for a while now and to anyone who might see this have a good day/goodnight
@zdrident5 жыл бұрын
This is like when you can explain your point in 300 words, but the essay has to be 3000 words
@cking48695 жыл бұрын
I hate word limits like that. I get the teacher wants you to put in some effort, but they are literally teaching you to use filler.
“Now put your hand on the lid....On the lid.... ON THE LID, THE LID, THE LI- LI- LI- LI- FREEZE!, now move to the lid... cold. Warmer... Warmerrrrrr..... rED HOT RED HOT YOUR ON FIRE!”
@emilyburks75414 жыл бұрын
I love you
@forvergone47844 жыл бұрын
*You're
@karolinakniaz77494 жыл бұрын
@@forvergone4784 no, he is right
@forvergone47844 жыл бұрын
@@karolinakniaz7749 your (possessive) on fire! Doesn't make sense. Grammatically
@karolinakniaz77494 жыл бұрын
@@forvergone4784 omg, I thought you were talking about "your hand" lmao. Sry, I'm blind xD
@divaaaaa5 жыл бұрын
Gibi : "this is the jar, this is the lid" Me : "oh ok.. jar, lid, ok" Gibi : *explains how to open it* Me : "...." Gibi : "....this is the jar, this is the lid" Me : "aahh right, I was starting to forget it"
@chasegoates48615 жыл бұрын
I'm the 69th like, today is a good day. Nice
@aidenbolen57105 жыл бұрын
I’m like the 68th like, today is a good day. Nice
@QuenCantGreen5 жыл бұрын
I’m like the 263rd like, today is a good day.Nice
@yaoruzi5 жыл бұрын
I’m the 307th like, today is a good day. Nice
@Alohey5 жыл бұрын
I’m the 321st like, today is a good day. Nice
@FideTheProducer4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best ASMR videos I’ve ever watched. And I’ve been watching ASMR for over 10 years.
@emmaplocharsky98825 жыл бұрын
I think this is one of my favorite ASMR videos of all time now.
@unsolicitedd5 жыл бұрын
Emma Plocharsky me too. Idk why I like it so much.
@Bleeding1k5 жыл бұрын
Your presentation must be at least 5 minutes long:
@bjaogh5 жыл бұрын
😂
@elbl98615 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 true
@Jake-vl3ej5 жыл бұрын
Very nice, an actualy funny comment
@heklaeir5 жыл бұрын
H2O Miggy 😂😂😂
@Prism3805 жыл бұрын
You ruined the video for me
@scriptjo5 жыл бұрын
When the teacher asks if everybody understands and that one kid yells no
@asterf36224 жыл бұрын
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Highly recommended, very informative. Realized i have to twist the jar’s lid to the left and pull up to put something in it, and push down and twist right to keep it in. A new world has opened up to me!”
@sadmillenial91155 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, ended up befriending the cottonballs and starting a racewar
@originalname83165 жыл бұрын
dammit why does that keep happening?
@cloudsoflilac97315 жыл бұрын
instructions uncLEar I got the wooden bowl stuck inside the jar let me repeat THE WOODEN BALL STUCK INSIDE THE JAR and 6 cotton balls 6 cotton balls 6 cotton balls are now living in my left nostril *a little help please*
@sillygoosetamer17465 жыл бұрын
@@cloudsoflilac9731 I believe in you!
@cloudsoflilac97315 жыл бұрын
Secretary Satan thanks man❤️🙏
@OddxIkabod5 жыл бұрын
Oh, good, I'm the the only one
@alyssajane87745 жыл бұрын
Spongebob telling Patrick how to open the lid of a jar
@alexbaggs90945 жыл бұрын
Alyssa Jane you don’t know how long I’ve been searching through these comments for someone to point that out
@Em-rl8tj5 жыл бұрын
Alyssa Jane this is literally all I could think about the whole time, & wondering if anybody else was thinking abt the same thing
@adamandrade59195 жыл бұрын
Alyssa Jane I was so hoping I saw someone comment this
@andrewkillaaa5 жыл бұрын
was looking for this comment
@yugiohfan20225 жыл бұрын
me telling to god how i can open the hellgate
@lisajacobus93255 жыл бұрын
Sorry but this just reminds me of the spongebob episode where he explains how to open a jar to Patrick 😂
@cowsandbees4life6275 жыл бұрын
Omg that is exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂
@InuTrash5 жыл бұрын
Was thinking that same thing as well xD
@leviAckerman-rn5gd5 жыл бұрын
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking of/what it reminded me of.
@emmawilliams32655 жыл бұрын
exactly what i was thinking!
@Itzarzky5 жыл бұрын
Read The Description.
@lol-or4mp5 жыл бұрын
Gibi: “the jar is empty there’s nothing in it” “The jar is empty there’s nothing in it” The jar is empty there’s nothing in it” Me: are you sure
@hannahware37515 жыл бұрын
iT's gOt AiR iN It!
@jazminewright4024 жыл бұрын
IT HAS SOULS IT IN
@skylermaxwell27784 жыл бұрын
two different types of people
@lobster97525 жыл бұрын
For some reason this is one of the most relaxing asmr videos I’ve ever watched
@Bugthesda765 жыл бұрын
Gibi is a very important thing to the asmr community.
@RebornVengeancex5 жыл бұрын
😅
@shadiekatie5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@troyduffy76045 жыл бұрын
Bugthesda I thought your profile pic was trump with Logan Paul’s hair
@dmittrisemeniuk25015 жыл бұрын
@@troyduffy7604 no its Hod Toward
@yoshee17085 жыл бұрын
Is that Tod Howard with logan paul hair?
@madelinemessier96185 жыл бұрын
“You want to take the bowl, that’s in your wooden hand-“ Wait 30:37
@rachelkelley35275 жыл бұрын
I think it’s just because I’m tired but when I heard that I started laughing lmao
@moonlight-md6pq5 жыл бұрын
Richard I’m dead💀💀💀💀💀💀
@chrisbade21195 жыл бұрын
This further proves the theory that this video is about an alien from Area 51
@syncopatedglory5 жыл бұрын
just got to that part and absolutely lost it
@MrLenny99995 жыл бұрын
lmao I didn’t recognize it
@mariiabila70124 жыл бұрын
omg if one of my friends kept on repeading something like that i would go crazy... but the way Gibi does it- ............ IS JUST INSANEEEEELY COOOLLLLL
@nicynoodle86245 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a 3-year old trying to teach you something