I made a list of the reasons why my wife wouldn’t make love to me.

[@FarmerFpv]

At least she didn't1 say: "I already had sex today, but thank you." 😂

[@dfuss2756]

That was so darn funny!

[@callofthewildoutdoors]

im sure that was the actual issue almost everytime

[@janettheado8153]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mariaharrison7228]

Oh, that is brilliant 😀

[@snarlbuckle]

That's because it would have been the truth.

[@anitadavis7342]

I'd say it's safe to say you can add to your list "Because I made a list of the reasons she couldn't make love to me" 🤣

[@AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp]

🐎

[@notsohunkeymonkey9624]

"Might as well call me a house hooker" made me wheeze so hard i lost calories

[@notsohunkeymonkey9624]

Nah your just a bot

[@Zytek.]

@@notsohunkeymonkey9624 forgot to switch accounts

[@pufflord_gamesonicsoloesyo2365]

@@Zytek. L. M. FUCKING. A. OOOOOOOOOO

[@yankeerose9011]

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@danaparker3595]

😂😂

[@CinderellaRaptured]

I am surprised ‘I’m on my monthly cycle’ wasn’t one of those excuses! LOL

[@peterkoch3777]

Why have gingers red beards? Because period.

[@lucianaromulus1408]

If my man doesn't care, I don't care 😉

[@shanemitchell477]

I got my red wings a LOOOONG time ago.

[@RazorRamonMachismo]

@@lucianaromulus1408 u nasty

[@mbadtoknow6908]

Because that's the only legit reason.

[@jenniferrowe7484]

I think your angel of a wife needs to make a response video😂😂😂

[@GaryLiseo]

“I am a Caucasian man” and the dog laughing got me

[@nighthawk6663]

It is fun size not funny size lol

[@lightpropulsionguy]

Lol same! We've all had the damn dag wink at us! You know that canine is just a c***blocking MF!

[@rontalley8385]

Lol

[@Truckerdaddy]

I know his pain lol

[@fukuyoutubecucks6376]

Sorry for you but this white boy has the hog leg

[@Recovering_Californian]

How many nights on the sofa did this video cost you?? LOL

[@kramnull8962]

The alarm clock is next to the tv remote in the living room. He's hibernating for the winter.

[@wackadoodle8951]

15

[@rjdaire38]

You share a bed in your marriage?

[@OnePieceTractor]

If you're not getting any, the couch is just as well anyway

[@crystalrusmisel1832]

Rumor has it he’s still there😂

[@Bayan1905]

I had the same problem with the dog watching us, but once I taught the dog how to write down a score and hold it up afterwards like it was an Olympic judge, it got both of us to step up our game.

[@lulumoon6942]

Problem solver! 👍

[@shellieshirley1864]

🤣😂🤣 yes!

[@coolman6233]

LMFAO

[@sarahnyhan]

😂😂😂

[@MuR111]

lol 😂

[@SB06184]

OMG I came across one of his videos this morning. Had never heard of him before but I've been binge watching him since. So damn funny!!

[@michaelfrost2867]

😂😂😂😂❤❤❤. You’re a National Treasure of Comedy 🎉🎉🎉❤❤

[@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm]

I think you just saved my marriage! 🤠It was so good I had to watch it with my wife. Thanks Ginger Billy you are doing God's work.🙏😜🐕

[@rachelb2671]

Might have saved yours and blown his at the same time...

[@Wesmancan]

He didn’t save your manage pal. Only you can do that.

[@xuchain]

I hope to hell you're divorced now.

[@GWedig]

The only excuse I haven't heard yet from my wife is the Black Friday shopping excuse, and now I'm hesitant to watch this with her because that gives her another excuse to add to the list... Hilarious!

[@timrankin8737]

Whats next. Its the Toyotathon sales event this month. Sounds like something my SO Would say.

[@scott32714keiser]

It's Thursday

[@brianwesley28]

You've heard it's Tuesday?

[@stephenjones2472]

It's a school night

[@susanplatt5331]

How about you don't ask for sex but instead, treat your significant other's with kindness, care, romance and respect. Figure out her love language and remember, women like sex, we want and like orgasms. We ain't gonna make the effort if you only make yourself cum. Most men think a twiddle, a fiddle and a diddle makes them good in bed, it doesn't. It takes you lot minutes to cum, women's bodies are more complex. Make more of an effort for your women and remember, we aren't sex object's. Do the fuckin dishes.

[@DOI_ARTS]

"Because I haven't shaved" Ginger Billy: Me neither!

[@samuelpancake4084]

Mines on my face yours is down below ... it's cool

[@tomtheplummer7322]

Beard and the Beaver. 👍🏻😆

[@angelcartagena2375]

No problem! I love the 70’s

[@aineoconnell690]

The dog winking at you and laughing at you had me in wrinkles 😂😂😂

[@rockhamm3887]

Omg I almost hurt myself listening to this when I was working out and started laughing so hard I couldn't lift the weights off my chest 😂😂

[@MoStBlEsSeD]

Congrats on the 10 yrs brotha.. dog was definitely laughing😂😂

[@BayouCouyon]

As a woman, I am rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You made me snort!!! 🤦‍♂️😅🤣

[@ronburgundy4375]

Lmao yea it's funny until you get slapped with divorce papers or he finds someone els that's willing to take care of his wants and needs

[@bluetickbeagles116]

@@ronburgundy4375 ….then go…it’ll be a relief!!

[@marteumar8429]

@@ronburgundy4375have you considered that the reason these women don’t wanna f their husbands and boyfriends because for males sex is about their wants and needs 😂

[@thelittlewildkat1]

😅😅😅😅❤

[@rubysparrow2975]

My reason for saying no to my husband was; I stubbed my toe and it hurts. His answer was; I don't wanna do anything to your toe so let's go, lol. He got me there.....

[@Mortthemoose]

😅😅

[@butterflychaser4538]

Omg I love this😂

[@youretoopolitical8611]

He should have respected your right to be left alone

[@imperialhistorian4201]

and then they fucked.

[@hankschrader5507]

Hey, that toe isn’t gonna suck itself…

[@LilStitchy1]

I literally didn't stop laughing the entire time watching this. Hilarious! Though I'm actually shocked you didn't give the "I have a headache".

[@Jordè1222]

I never turn my husband away, I don’t want him to get discouraged and stop asking, I love that he’s always after me and that’s also why we have 3 kids 😂 my husband is also very attentive in bed so I’m thankful for that ❤️

[@deirdremorris9234]

Smart!

[@jaggirl]

Thanks for letting us know. Who asked you though? Do you always tell strangers about your sexual activities. 🤭 🤮🤮

[@valenvideos1632]

Same here👍❤️

[@deirdremorris9234]

@@IChooseJesus9091 I think he is most likely joking or exagerating. Makes for good comedy.

[@deirdremorris9234]

@@IChooseJesus9091 Possibly. People need to have serious talks before marrying

[@cheryl5218]

That was hysterical 🤣 Your wife is awesome. I am pretty sure I've used most of those excuses. Your facial expressions where sooo funny 😄

[@ronburgundy4375]

If this is true this isn't awesome

[@ken-block]

ginger billy never seems to disappoint us

[@deviousredneck5109]

He never will. I love his movie parody’s!

[@sergioschannel]

@Erikk Hyndman damn haters be haters lol.

[@fisheroffish1034]

He seems to disappoint his wife lmao

[@lordtark6736]

@@fisheroffish1034 🤣🤣🤣

[@jondohnson5538]

Every single time he disappoints me , I was his 4K sub , 3900 or some shite and I never found him funny. Great guy it appears, but jus not my bag Mann.. ya dig ?

[@robertstrickland2184]

Lol ..I have been married 2 times. My first wife made all those excuses sometimes. I'm now in my second marriage and I don't know if it's because I'm older now or what, but my second and last, forever wife is completely insatiable. She has even told me to never ask....just do.

[@5050TM]

🥰

[@DemonRuby]

This is exactly how I am too. If my man wants me, he just needs to come and take me. It's a major turn on for me 😄

[@Timbertrussminifarm]

This is how I wish my husband was …I love it when men are deeply manly and take what they want! Its so hot. My husband just looks at me and is like do you wanna have sex 😒🫤

[@twinqt578]

@@DemonRuby same. I hardly ever do what I'm asked but I almost always do what I'm told🤷🏻‍♀️.

[@deirdremorris9234]

Better start working out and Do NOT drop the ball in this area!

[@notthefbi7932]

The dog winked and laughed at you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 America needed this 😁👍

[@LuisaD93]

It was the “it’s Sunday, it’s Monday, it’s Tuesday” that got me the most but they’re all hilarious 🤣

[@albertjefferson5446]

You forgot one the kids are still awake LOL🤣🤣

[@kramnull8962]

or they are asleep. story goes both ways.

[@mitchbrown6652]

@@kramnull8962 Ya everyone knows that the best time bangin is when kids are awake and running around. lol please don't reproduce

[@kramnull8962]

@@mitchbrown6652 Go look at your nuts in the mirror and have yourself a laugh.

[@the_Mrs.]

Guilty. Last time I thought they were asleep… nope. 😅 Came out to find one looking for the “mouse in the living room”. 😂

[@mitchbrown6652]

@@kramnull8962 Why so sensitive? I guess the kids have been awake for years now, eh???? Hhahahaha go cry somewhere else

[@georgegable5404]

I am surprised" I got a headache " wasn't in the list

[@notsohunkeymonkey9624]

Why should you be annoyed ginger billy is the most enjoyable listenable human being out there

[@taylorgontkovic4543]

🤭🤭🤭, Welllll, Hand her a bottle of Magnesium ( nature's smooth muscle relaxer and orgasms ) Are a great headache cure... 🤔🤔..AHHHHHH, That could get the door locked, but u tell her u looking after health...🤷‍♀️🤣😂

[@jaggirl]

She's a nurse though. Cupboard full of remedies.🤣

[@timdearborn7192]

Ask your wife first, "Can I get you any aspirin?" before making any advances. That takes that excuse of the table😁.

[@tomh9391]

Props to your wife for supporting you and your content !tell her that we ( the viewers ) thank her for allowing you to do this and being part of it because I can't think of one of your videos that has never let us down and always puts a smile on our faces . You and your videos make our days just how much better. so on behalf of everybody on here thank your wife for us and thank you for coming up with this hilarious stuff LMFAO 🤘😎🤘

[@augustsnowfall5189]

I know right, she’s a real good sport. You know your marriage is working when you can laugh at yourselves.💖🇦🇺

[@MichaelPanarelli]

Il admit my dog looking at me bugs me out!😂😂😂

[@centraltexashomestead-mike4956]

So glad we found this channel. We have a channel about gardening and cooking (retired chef). This is the best, Thanks Ginger Billy!

[@slowednation999]

"Her exact words were, 'It's SUNDAY.'" got me 🤣

[@Swagberryy]

And dont forget Monday and Tuesday 🤣

[@Trainwreck_Art]

Honestly, the dog thing cracked me up, bc we legit have to lock the dog out of the room. The staring is creepy enough, but my husband won't get nekkid around the dog because of the time he tried to shower with him thinking it'd be easier to bathe the dog that way. Let's just say he screamed like a 6 year old girl and hasn't gotten over the trauma of the dog trying to help him wash his bits. As for the gyno appointment thing...that's valid, actually. You don't even want to know what all is involved, but they take scrapings and samples, and I've been told not to do anything for 3 days before an exam because they need the samples to be JUST you, if you get my drift. Also, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT try to get your freak on for a day or two AFTER a gyno appointment. It's a part of life we have to deal with, but some parts of those exams HURT, and I don't think I've ever had one that I didn't ache for a day or two afterward.

[@seanworkman431]

My dog used to dry hump the bed while my girlfriend laughed and I was the one getting all shy about it

[@stephanielu7694]

My husband accompanied me to one of my gyno appointments and he was literally traumatized by it! He didn't want sex or to do anything with me down there for a week! 😂 He couldn't believe me that I was "fine down there" after having all that happen to me

[@Trainwreck_Art]

@Public Square What an odd thing to say. Why on earth would I NOT be going to an actual doctor?

[@stephanielu7694]

@publicsquare7982 a gynecologist IS an actual Doctor. That's like saying a cardiologist isn't a real doctor. They're doctors that are specialized in a certain field

[@c.i.m.1600]

Howdy, I hope he didn't drop the soap?

[@markgressett9000]

Thanks for saying out loud what we can’t say to her(my spouse)!

[@rjdaire38]

I'm so afraid to say this out loud that I'm even scared to share this video lol

[@jaggirl]

Lack of communication. 🤣

[@SB-ll8ow]

You and your spouse need to have better communication. You guys need to talk about your needs vs. her needs.

[@samanthajones1044]

😂 the shopping excuse 🤣 too funny

[@Somebodysnoone553]

Bowing down to your beautiful wife! Thank you for the ideas! 🤣🤣🤣 love your content soo much Ginger Billy! Sending so much love to you and your beautiful and very tolerant Mrs.!❤

[@professionalcommenter]

As a woman, I have not used those excuses as I'm like a convenient store, open 24/7.

[@daltonred1156]

Bless your heart 😂 😂 I’ve got the opposite of that conversation I’ve been told I’m not store open 24/7 DALTON

[@kramnull8962]

Notice he was gonna get her to pray over his turkey neck on thanksgiving.

[@kj7792]

Right? Same. He is done after 45 though🤕 I broke him

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

(In the voice of Butthead): “Hey baby.”

[@coolman6233]

WANT MY NUMBER

[@CptNemo3911]

When I saw this video pop up I knew to go to the other room away from my wife. I would not want to give her anymore excuses than the one she already has. Luv ya Ginger Billy.

[@debbiecozortakalonghornmom1862]

Lol 😊

[@seanworkman431]

Oh you poor bastard.

[@donnalayne2395]

Your comment is hilarious 😂

[@cris-RN]

I'm a wife and I approve these reasons!! 🤣🤣

[@born-in-Atlanta]

SHAME ON YOU!!!😂

[@cris-RN]

@@born-in-Atlanta ....🤣🤣🤣

[@born-in-Atlanta]

@@cris-RN work and lovin’ accelerated my degenerative disc - Retired with disability…back fusion…spinal cord stimulator…she doesn’t have to deal with my desires anymore😂 We were GREAT while it lasted!

[@LucLightWolf121]

I bet you do!😂

[@carolilseanne2175]

🤣🤣🤣 love the story of the dog, they do just STARE sometimes. Made me laugh out loud ❤

[@panicmosem5969]

This is the TRUTH! It IS weird to look over and your dogs sitting there with its tongue hanging out and panting!!! 😂

[@brittanyeyrich2360]

The shower one is my number one also.....The full moon is my new favorite tho now I'm using lol

[@krystalphillips5614]

My husband knows I have an open door policy, but that’s not to say that he hasn’t done the dishes for me as a kind of sexual insurance. Also, I’ve done the “If you do this for me I’ll give you this..” we called it Barter Town, like from MadMax Thunderdome, and the rules were the same “Bust the deal, face the wheel” which basically meant dealers choice. If anything the roles are reversed, I could list 15 reasons why he won’t put out. Usually it the “I’m tired” bullshit

[@heather__kay]

I wish my husband was tired. 🤣🤣🤣

[@mtb_prodigy4856]

I actually said truck gang at school today and the dudes went wild and we started talking about ginger billy This double made my day

[@kj7792]

FCK ya!!! Truck Gang. Fcking Ford Ranger😎🤘🇺🇸

[@timw.8135]

Ginger Billy as the voice of authority. When he talks, y’all listen.

[@kensullivan6286]

LOL!! This dude is hilarious.

[@Terri_MacKay]

One calorie!! I'm in tears!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Shah-of-the-Shinebox]

Protect this man at costs

[@LaMadameDemoiselleDeMendoza]

🗣️📢 I said that too!! I said that too!! 🗣️📢 (When I first started watchin' him. 😁)

[@Static_MK3Focus]

if we don't see another video from Billy, we all know why. Salute soldier.

[@coolman6233]

IKR, LMFAO

[@rustymullins6623]

Lol..yeah…ya might see his name in the obituary! Lololol

[@butwhytho4858]

Sending this one straight to my husband… reason #1 here… paper thing single wide and I’m tryin to keep my kids out of therapy for the rest of their lives 🤣🤣🤣

[@davechristensen8299]

"I am a Caucasian male!" You say the things we all think but we hesitate to say! You are priceless! We love it! Keep it up!

[@jeremyrendell4333]

Genealogy appointment…. Should of asked her if she also had a dentist appointment to turn the table.

[@rickbrown7287]

😂🤣😂🤣 LMMFAO!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@BentleyJax-River]

😂😂😂😂

[@axuriffgaming]

"..might as well call me a house hooker.." Ain't that the truth! 😂😂

[@KasselsSourSkittlesss]

This Is Amazing, Ginger Billy Never Disappoints

[@hotrod2804]

You always have old lady Thumb, and her four daughters.😂🤣😂🤣

[@allisonfarrell1802]

I absolutely love your channel. Makes me laugh my butt off. Thank you 😅

[@bigjohn962]

Just be glad she did not use the one my wife dropped on me out of the blue one week after we last made love. Her excuse was within one week she did not love me anymore. Six months later we were separated and six months after that we were divorced. Relationships between a man and a woman are so weird.

[@diamonje]

Pro tip. Chances are that in a longer a relationship when one party breaks up with the other they didn't just up and fall out of love that day. They'll take their time to make up their mind and by the time they do leave they've already moved on and are ready to start dating again. Hence why you'll see people complaining that their ex already has a new partner a month later. You'd assume that sex would stop happening after the first realization but it's possible they can choose to keep participating so you don't have suspicions until they are ready to leave. (If they do leave...ouuu spooky.) But, I agree, relationships are weird and complicated.

[@pattygreen1938]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 that is hilarious Ginger Billy. Keep being you 🇨🇦🙋‍♀️❤❤

[@Askingforafriend77]

Omg the dog watching 🤣 we have two dogs and it's the weirdest thing.. especially when they want to get up in bed with you while your " busy"

[@wanderingseth]

God I love this guy. Best sense of humour ever ❤

[@pinkhare4344]

I’ve about heard everyone of those in my lifetime 😆🤣😂 thanks for the great laugh! I needed it big time!

[@gunnercarroll1590]

Always has the most straight forward title

[@rjabja]

After all those excuses and not one of them was having a headache! She is creative for sure. 😂🤣

[@aryabolton2949]

I can't!!!! 🤣 I nearly woke my dang husband out of a sound sleep, because I was church laughing! ( trying hard not to laugh, thus actually laughing louder, and harder, the more I tried not to laugh 😆)

[@aryabolton2949]

@ginger_billy what's that?

[@mattbrown4895]

Happy Anniversary you Magnificent Bastard!

[@Janeintheok]

The dog's looking at us...😏😂

[@kaycrary1898]

You're right, all those excuses don't make a bit of sense. Next time all she has to say is I'm not in the mood. Thanks for the laughs, and yes I've used 1 or 2 of those excuses. After 35 years, I'm not in the mood is my fall back and is usually true. Lol

[@Lyraa357]

I laughed until I teared up. Hilarious!!🤣🤣🤣

[@chief65tosspowertrap43]

God bless you Ginger billy. Respect because I know you spent some time probably to this day on the couch

[@evergreenthuja5275]

0:47 🤣🤣DOOD ! ! ! The Gynecologist Don't Look DOWN THERE 👇🏼👀 . The Gynecologist Looks UP IN THERE ☝🏼👀( What On Earth Have You Been Doing To Her ? ) 🤣🤣

[@shawnjames3157]

I tried so hard not to laugh……. But when he said the dog was laughing I couldn’t hold it in……. He got me 😂😂😂

[@official_Gingerbilly]

@official_Gingerbilly ☝️write me✍Let's talk🎁🎁

[@jshelton100]

If you want to spice up your marriage, then learn to dance like Channing Tatum in “Magic Mike”. 😂

[@irishpatti3152]

Or the hockey player in "13 Going on 30" a strip tease to "IceIceBaby"

[@shawnee.]

Oh my gosh, no.... men trying to be sexy is just... no🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ thats a woman's place. men's place is to be charming, reassuring, romantic, considerate

[@daphnelattimer9952]

No, just dance like Ginger Billy when he washes his truck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Successiswhatmakesyouhappy]

When I heard the first one, I had to get my husband to listen to it. OMG too funny! You crack me up!

[@surenemcclon958]

Love your comedy, and number 7 is totally legit!

[@kwm6336]

Hey Ginger Billy! You forgot to mention the old traditional excuse… “I have a headache honey”😅😅😅

[@jasonharrison5048]

You nailed it!!!! Lmao

[@jeremywilson3734]

You are going to sleep alone for a loooong time after this episode !

[@thisiswhatilike54]

Sounds like he already has been for a while

[@betsyjones2912]

Oh boy you are a natural comedian I’ve never laughed so much 😂😂

[@KatsKats96720]

Thank you for another hilarious video…watching these really make my day

[@joekekoa9851]

I’m laughing not just because it’s funny but so relatable!

[@kenuber4766]

Sometimes, i'd just rather play 5 on 1 instead of asking for favors!! Lol

[@JW-fq1pp]

Got a date with Rosie?

[@seregill13]

My first time hearing "5 on 1" I love it

[@kramnull8962]

@@seregill13 Sounds like a fight to the end.

[@kenuber4766]

@@kramnull8962 HaHaHaHa

[@Todd-cf8nl]

Glad to see you ain’t gotten so famous and soft that you’ve lost your calluses from not working! Love ya Billy!

[@5050TM]

I'm a woman, but marriages scare me. It just seems like a strange dance of avoidance and annoyance with some friendship and trauma bonding sprinkled in.

[@MaioFourpaws]

This is the best definition of a long marriage that I’ve ever heard/read.

[@delbert372]

It’s a covenant, not a mere contract. God designed it, and sexual activity is for the marriage covenant only.

[@Maya-ln1os]

Right? 😆

[@carolinesalv]

I know just how you feel.It ain't easy thats for sure.

[@deirdremorris9234]

@@delbert372 Bingo!

[@jeffnorbert1871]

Love it! Reason 15 really cracked me up!

[@mattcraft7164]

Haha perfection! And have heard more then enough of those...

[@allyw1364]

Sometimes we are just too exhausted dont take it personally 😂

[@johnpalermo4466]

I'm pretty sure it's safe to say GB's wife ain't refusing that handsome southern cuss. 😆

[@robinc1448]

You always have me in tears from laughing so much. ❤

[@rashodivey9071]

Damn man! You are tooooooooo funny!

[@smujer1]

I have never used one of those excuses in my life!!😂😂😂

[@jaggirl]

Don't keep yours a secret. Lol "I suppose you never say no? 🤭

[@petercarmeci8317]

😂🤣😂🤣🤣 I’ve heard them all after 18 years of marriage. I got to turn the tables the other night, though. After 4 days of getting denied, she came into the room and said, “Let’s have fun…” I told her “Where were you ten minutes ago? I just had sex with myself.. Twice..” man was she a little angry.

[@krumby]

🤣🤣

[@OutdoorswithGW]

Love the videos!!

[@joshuachurchwell7323]

Your funny as hell bro! I always have to watch any video you put on here. Lmao!

[@llso-lovelightsoundoneness1606]

OMG my friend who passed Mike ALPHIN would make me watch these when I needed a laugh absolutely adored you Ginger Billy I don't know if you know he passed he was one of your biggest fans if you do know him sendi him love please... I'm sure you popped up here well I was on Facebook of all places I don't even know how I ended up here it's crazy I know he's working on me. Still still Loving Me still still helping still still

[@evy2837]

Damn it Billy you missed a huuuuuge one. "Because I think I'm getting my period "🤣🤣🤣

[@Wendy-sj6di]

What about "I have a headache"😆

[@shayna4444]

This sounds like a poem that's going to be timeless now ✨

[@theneedle_drop40]

🔝Let's talk ♨️

[@Starzntheskje68947]

We need your wife to give us marriage tips on YOUR issues 😆 🤣

[@Starzntheskje68947]

@ginger_billy hahaha let's discuss

[@shadowforge]

This man is a national treasure....

[@rosiemackenzie5976]

This is the funnyist video I've watched in ages, I'm subscribing.

[@mncrazy]

Lol ... dog looking at us. I had a cat that loved watching chix getting frogged.

[@artgirl96]

Omg 🤣 your so funny ginger belly nice work

[@aziaprince797]

Congratulations 🎊