Giorno & DIO Go to McDonald's | EPISODE 1

[@BragonGod]

Petition To Make David Productions Animate This! Also please check out my Patreon: www.patreon.com/bragongod

[@maxerduster]

Yes

[@Emblem776]

Yes yes yes yes.... YES

[@lerwi421]

u heart ur own comment?... smh

[@aiXilef]

yess

[@scanbbb]

guacamole

[@h.u.n.k6220]

Anime: Jojo Bizzare Life Genre: Slice Of Life, Comedy, Shounen, Drama

[@Meatle.]

This comment is surreal

[@hanhphuc166]

It's part 4 then

[@330thSion]

It's *Jojo's Bizarre ADVENTURE*

[@zxphyr7870]

this is seinen just because dio has a boyfriend who likes to play roleplay

[@Sixon6845]

JoJo's Abnormal Daily Routines

[@Calamortar]

Japanese: *exists* Shitposts: Reality can be whatever I want.

[@staffy888]

It's free real estate.

[@veeps]

kinda annoying if you can speak japanese tho

[@tylerjackson8318]

Yeah, I couldn’t tell if he went the extra mile and translated it back and fourth or not for the beginning, then realized the voices probably weren’t changed at all outside editing

[@spoons2562]

@@tylerjackson8318 k

[@yamiplayzz5688]

i will never forgive the japaneses

[@lancetheking7524]

"I, Dio lived more than a hundred years and i never knew you could develop hair cancer" *that's allot of damage*

[@apexenderpheonix5590]

Dunkage

[@soup6381]

Nah the “alot of damage” will be dio’s existance after that roast

[@lancetheking7524]

@@soup6381 both seem to apply

[@diobrando7027]

Humans shall not talk about that

[@ironcyr3157]

*alot

[@lumi6945]

This is so well made I actually feel like I'm just watching a jjba reality tv show

[@couragecrusader7649]

I wonder why more anime don’t do this. A lot of anime and manga could make a ton of money if they just made all their characters go into a slice of life format. For example attack on titan jr high. It wouldn’t even be as difficult to animate as an action oriented anime.

[@vegitasama7633]

@@couragecrusader7649 they do this but in forms of non cannon episode or fillers but jojo is he only exception

[@franciscodavi1323]

Very true

[@denontown]

“I, Dio, had lived over a 100 years, but I didn’t know you could develop hair cancer.”

[@KallenKaslana]

Josuke: so you have chosen death! DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA

[@davidhong1934]

@@KallenKaslana Okuyasu: Oi, Josuke! I decided not to die! Ain't that wacky?

[@ankhtokari7895]

Oi senpai......

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@davidhong1934 Josuke:........

[@imenacei18]

He punched a bully and rearranged his face, turned Angelo into a rock, beat up Rohan and fucked his house, I wonder what’s he gonna do to dio...

[@5trangelove]

"I'm tired of waiting for part 6, I'll just make my own jojo content."

[@therookie6229]

Does anyone actually have an idea of when it’ll come out

[@Boo-yt2ve]

Bruh Moment don’t think anybody does but my guess is somewhere this year or next year

[@cleetus180]

Insert Name delayed most likely due to coronacuntus

[@therookie6229]

Cleetus lol

[@hobowithanoboe]

@@therookie6229 Probably 2021, but you can read it on Mangadex.

[@Blaze42020]

“A 15 year old kid in a blue car is *walking* around the city running over pedestrians”... Ok

[@_synthium_]

THE CAR IS THE sTaNd

[@aidanwithana2982]

He is walking intensely

[@yeeft6361]

Flintston's car.

[@pyrateruby]

SadKoala The Mediocre LMAO

[@elijah7173]

@@_synthium_ yeet

[@funbros2504]

10:14 *jotaro does a creepy laugh* 10:17 *INTENSE LAUGHTER* 10:19 *MORE LAUGHTER* 10:23 *insane laughter* 10:26 *absolute chaos* The customers: tf is going on?

[@starcrusader1]

Sadly they didn't add more laughter

[@americanbagel1313]

i see you watched the video as well.

[@rainmakerr5209]

Jotaro couldn’t find his dad, so he had to go with Joseph. That’s kinda sad

[@ihave36childreninmybasement]

But remember that Jotaro IS a father and should be spending time with Jolyne.

[@Yengozi]

Solid Liquid you do realize that that current jotaro didn’t have a child

[@lichi1765]

69 likes

[@giovanemaghreb]

I have the (worst)best dad

[@kathykam8888]

No cause there is no anime footage of jolyne that’s why Johnny and gyro look terrible

[@tripleexgamertripleex5209]

I, Giorno Giovanna, will have a dream while waiting.

[@masterchief4479]

ur pic is kakyoin noriyaki

[@cyanthewater8991]

Look like he changed it before I am here

[@sonichegehodge5778]

I, Giorno Giovanna, am having a dream while in a food coma.

[@therealteleir]

I wanna go home...

[@irongolem6238]

Kono DIO da!

[@TK-ok9th]

This is so high quality, how is this free?!

[@BragonGod]

it's not. it took a part of my soul

[@jeorge000balada]

@@BragonGod you can take everything after part 2

[@odyn1626]

Yeah, people should probably support him on patreon right

[@asfadanny]

Don't give him idea-

[@chch4902]

@@asfadanny i can give him head

[@nothing.8124]

0:32 2 years later and still doesn't fail in making me laugh lol

[@mysteriousman5151]

I just remembered this Guy now, last time ai watched him was 2 years ago

[@shynx8783]

Its actually scary how well this video is edited

[@XXGGDylanRuan]

Your everywhere

[@commentsectionpolice8038]

@@XXGGDylanRuan hes not there real one

[@XXGGDylanRuan]

@@commentsectionpolice8038 ik

[@ultraentity3037]

BOI HAVE I SEEN U BEFORE

[@Bearburrable]

You mean Menacing

[@-DeathKnight]

"a fifteen year old boy is walking around and running over pedestrians" *interesting*

[@MisanthropyTEC]

Death knight isn’t that what 15 year old boys usually do on grand theft auto?

[@-DeathKnight]

@@MisanthropyTEC yeah but I don't think they walk and run over pedestrians. That's not how the Mafia works.

[@neverunknown1236]

He's the mafia boss he can do as he pleases

[@-DeathKnight]

@@neverunknown1236 oh shit yeah he's the head of the Mafia. Guess that is how the Mafia works. LMAOOOOO XD

[@Waldo557]

Oh you have seen nothing then... ;)

[@iblis2541]

Fun fact: Death 13 can kill Giorno easily because he always has a dream

[@giornogiovanna4008]

Kono giorno giovanna ni wa yume ga a- Death 13:La Li Ho

[@ciaomeow07]

Stolen

[@iblis2541]

@@ciaomeow07 wdym

[@gabrielangelorvalmores8212]

ThisIsOnce Stolen

[@iblis2541]

@@gabrielangelorvalmores8212 how is this stolen, i came up with this from playing jojo eyes of heaven

[@Mooncakez69]

This is editing on another level. At times it looks like it’s from the show and it’s hilarious

[@prismaticdragon8407]

I can't wait till Jotaro finds out that DIO and Giornio put his only child in jail

[@fatratz1554]

i get it, jesus

[@shadowprince8653]

tranquil_x_gacha that is jotaros only child

[@fatratz1554]

@@shadowprince8653 oh

[@magikarpgod9361]

Shadow Prince no koichi is

[@elihescott5055]

@@shadowprince8653 what about jouta

[@o0Cheator0o]

Me : This can't be so random Okuyasu in the first 10 seconds : Oi Josuke I think I forgot how to breath again

[@KazanBlaze313]

When u realize okuyasu is a part skipper

[@meevib]

But he doesn't need lungs, he's not a hamon user

[@leytpdipooperman8733]

He can’t use hamon

[@vvlaze]

I can’t wait for “Jotaro and Jolyne go to Burger King” once Stone Ocean gets adapted.

[@rainmakerr5209]

Jolyne : *fuck you dad. Why the fuck were messing around in japan and messing with dolphins instead of raising me or some shit. Fuck off* Jotaro: *sad ora noises*

[@qwerty-bm5gx]

@@rainmakerr5209 Well actually she likes Jotaro by the end of Stone Ocean so.

[@conntoons_4848]

lol

[@ermia4886]

@@qwerty-bm5gx yeah but he is dead anyways

[@goblokanjing95]

@@rainmakerr5209 jotaro isnt even jolyne's dad jotaro's real kid is koichi

[@jakubgorecki9158]

0:10 man I love your sense of humor and creativity. Keep it up 👏

[@AM1306]

Dio broke rules of being a vampire to go out with his son, really heart-warming

[@theredhood7342]

Fuck the sun, he has sunscreen on

[@c4dbutwhatidid191]

For Dio, it was entire body warming.

[@mistersirjacques]

Isnt it just?

[@Eye5x5]

Your name is "A Mastermind" but i dont think you are a mastermind.

[@AM1306]

@@Eye5x5 why would I disclose whether or not i am hatching a plot to anyone?

[@lendleguanzon4753]

Language: Japanese Subtitles: *Reality can be whatever I want*

[@EVSAINT]

Yare, yare daze...

[@TuTioJohnny.]

Subtitules: Hola.

[@plat517]

i dont like spanish help 😭

[@knuxol3894]

What about Italiano?

[@DespairXB]

Which is strange because half if the words are correct

[@ratpat1285]

I love how koichi is insulting Giorno in the background, when Giorno is talking to dio in the police station.

[@CODA96]

Bloody Stream is also silently running while they are at the counter in McDonalds.

[@Chibisu]

CODA then random anime music

[@KoideKoi]

Ky P he is dramatic XD

[@killerqueen953]

*nods*

[@rejectedryan6539]

Ive never seen a prostitute with that many holes

[@that01gam3r]

4:34 lol koichi just ranting about giornos hair

[@AbhijeetVakil]

Japanese people: "You can't just cut and paste random voice clips and change the subs Subtitles: *reality is anything I want it to be*

[@supergamer1117]

Some stuff still was right tho

[@slimer4148]

haha subs go brrrrrrr

[@goatherder6166]

Therapist: Don’t worry, part three Giorno isn’t real and can’t hurt you. Part three Giorno: 7:20

[@fromaggio7654]

Damn boy HE THICC

[@relaity1496]

*HE BE LOOKIN REAL THICC*

[@fufuyio_1206]

@Death stfu you don't understand the joke

[@Yamajat]

Goat Herder Don’t*

[@BX--nq6gf]

@@Yamajat dint tell him

[@xcblud]

Voice Actor : The ones who make the joke Subtitles : The kids who make the joke better

[@_justice570]

*the kid that said it louder

[@darkplayer1973]

Xreexr not really. He just got some random things they said in Japanese. This was funny thanks to the creator good editing skills. Really great job there.

[@itsoveranakinihavethehighg3522]

1 more like it will be 699!

[@xcblud]

@@_justice570 I want to make it original

[@AzukiPsan]

On Father’s Day, Dio is able to withstand the Sun

[@itsyaboyelement4687]

Only if he's with his son tho

[@spiderstrand2]

​@@itsyaboyelement4687he can withstand the sun. In exchange for actually taking responsibility for his offspring. Makes sense

[@itsyaboyelement4687]

@@spiderstrand2 fs

[@pally3370]

Sun: DIO: Sun: ... DIO: having Father’s Day, just burn me later Sun: fine just this once

[@jenextra]

lol

[@alexsdude434]

Didn't noticed.

[@kaanharmandali]

Bragon God forgot

[@TheLegless101]

Maybe Giorno made Dio resistant to sun light with his life giving powers.

[@416memes4]

@@TheLegless101 indeed.

[@kaiser9598]

Subtitles: “THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT” Dio: “JAPANESE JAPANESE JOSEPH JAPANESE”

[@nibiru2026]

So much Likes and no comments lol

[@LevaCrown]

Here im add one

[@EonsEternity]

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA = love you, son

[@EonsEternity]

I speak fluent Dio

[@alisaadler6494]

It means “ Joseph’s blood is suitable just like I thought.” 😂

[@therandomsquad1]

this is probobly like a fever dream for anyone who speaks japanese

[@yatomcyato6459]

It’s beyond that.

[@Skajdmedjxm]

Giorno: “Have you saw the boss” Dio: Too slow too slow! Japanese people: wut

[@NotInfiniteAmmo]

Lmao if you know you know

[@aaneza]

it is.

[@linglingfaniplum]

I'm japanese and that's true

[@corpsdice2910]

Dio hugging Giorno out of fatherly love is always the best part of this edit♥️

[@wariothemilkman]

We have -Thus spoke Kishibe Rohan -Purple Haze Feedback -Deadmans Questions And now -DIO and Giorno go to McDonalds

[@rizalinovera9898]

And putting koichi in jail

[@Ryan-cr4dr]

+ Over Heaven and Jorge Joestar

[@wariothemilkman]

@@Ryan-cr4dr please don't remind me of Jorge Joestar

[@Ryan-cr4dr]

@@wariothemilkman 36 Kars on Mars

[@rizalinovera9898]

Also we didn't forget pucchi and dio becoming a family

[@blixeddevan6610]

Everyone gangsta until okuyasu remembers how to get oxygen to his brain

[@stubi2044]

Underrated comment

[@xboxfearx]

Facts

[@laughingkars889]

Oi, Josuke!

[@giornogiovanna8177]

Isn’t he dead?

[@СотрудникГлобальнойОккультнойК]

Иә

[@sadvec6328]

Can't believe someone is animating part 9, even before the manga comes out

[@costochondria5688]

SaDVeC oh god, this is totally possible with Made In Heaven

[@adamdimitri2562]

That's not part 9 It's a spin off

[@dt6119]

As long as diavolo dies, It's canon.

[@sadvec6328]

@@adamdimitri2562 You're right Everyone knows that Part 9's JoJo will be Shizuka

[@moonrock07]

SaDVeC but Araki said he isn’t going to return to the original universe

[@ramen7815]

Это гениально! Очень качественный монтаж и потрясаюшая задумка! Успехов автору!😄

[@пон-р4й]

no way русский человек в комментах инглиш видевы

[@memofmedicine]

​@@пон-р4йПотому что ХАРДБАСС в начале привлекает русскоговорящих как зов природы

[@JustRussiAnJust9694]

@@пон-р4й, во-первых автор из России, а во-вторых в видео дохрена отсылок на русскую культуру, чего только стоит Джорно, пьющий водку под хардбасс

[@TheMrWillje]

This is.... Transcendent. You've taken JoJo shitposting to a level where it's actually content

[@mikesavage8252]

📆

[@joehonson4981]

Impossible!

[@TheMrWillje]

Very high quality content

[@oddeyedcat1623]

@Death i love this s--t S-h-i-t

[@VergilGaming19]

6 days 1.1k likes? You sir know good comedy

[@kabbakam]

I'm not kidding, this video got me watching JoJo. (just so everyone's clear, no, i didn't skip parts)

[@leniefajardo2050]

Same

[@James-no3tv]

Its Ok since its jojo BIZZARE adventure/world

[@wellsareprettycoolyippie]

Ikr

[@mikinishotai]

Wow lol

[@knuxol3894]

Oh ok

[@q3_dc2]

Therapist: T H I C C Giorno does not exist. He can't hurt you T H I C C Giorno: 7:19

[@derpydaine6470]

Wait i dint notice that

[@mistordude]

Part 3 Giorno

[@exocakes4587]

Wide G i o r n o

[@goludoecasperiencurequiemu2747]

I know right? My ass- oh wait you mean my torso

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

Wide ≠ thicc

[@KulfiLol]

dio is the ultimate being for standing in the sun and still not dead yet

[@kkujoqtaro]

being a Jojo fan is perfect... I'm in love with imagining how amazing a universe would be with all the characters from all the universes together

[@Oliv-e-r]

chaos

[@cnobu8160]

I like how you made Jotaro truly look like a teenager.

[@Replied_ByMeatr1der5]

The lack of sleep is pretty teenager tho

[@simeonsimeon9903]

@@Replied_ByMeatr1der5 can you the the muda muda thing

[@twiphe4375]

@@simeonsimeon9903 and the korega requiem da part too pls

[@Replied_ByMeatr1der5]

No

[@s-postlepuris6843]

Uhmmm gold experience why did you use the requiem arrow without my permission?

[@Pertev777]

The quality is so high, this should declared as a monument of mankind.

[@TheBludyWill]

This is the BEST JOJO VID ON YT

[@whatshouldiupload6205]

Try jojocraft too

[@hamborgor1312]

Therapist: *B I G* Giorno doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you *B I G* Giorno: 7:20

[@mas7rreaper126]

LMAO I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE

[@julietwatson4642]

This put me in my grave

[@ryanm4166]

Mas7rReaper12 LOL ME YOO

[@lyozxwings]

I DIDNT SEE THAT IM CRYING

[@julesthegae9395]

Weebus 60 Giorno is so B I G Like His Real father

[@homoman2825]

DIO and giorno hugging was so wholesome Almost made me cry

[@optix4204]

Agreeing

[@realperson9951]

“almost”?

[@soluble_harbour]

What about me

[@jaferzainulabdeen2966]

Jotaro Kujo sorry, but there is no place for you in here.

[@andreamaul1603]

@@soluble_harbour bruh you ruined a beautiful father and son moment

[@karepmuu]

This guy's editing skill is beyond what mortal mind can achieve

[@edx1ty]

25 years later I will have the full season of Dio and giorno goes to McDonald

[@cannyboi5131]

ohh yeaa

[@si_primo]

yeahhh

[@faithsinajon6030]

Lol y e s

[@vihaanrastogi3287]

yup

[@flyer3154]

I like how casually Dio just sits at the back when they are about to crash

[@digornodiovanna2661]

"I, Giorno Giovanna have experienced mcdonalds big mag."

[@znmbies]

Yes

[@znmbies]

Its still smaller than his d-

[@spermcell5590]

😶

[@spermcell5590]

So there is 2 giornos but one is not giorno but is but is just a very scuffed one

[@someone-wj2nd]

MgRonalds

[@felipesantos8446]

Therapist: Golden Experience Requiem with Kira's face isn't real, he can't hurt you. Golden Experience Requiem with Kira's face: 5:44

[@user-iz1wj7zp5n]

haha koichi was legit scared i didn't even feel bad for him

[@The7thNugget84]

Yoshikage Requiem

[@user-iz1wj7zp5n]

@Jzarielle Reese lol

[@invertedalpha9694]

Koichi dropped the soap...

[@whitecrewmate1294]

Im shaking and crying my brain is malfunctioning please stop doing this to me

[@d0main_]

“I, Giorno Giovanna, am satisfied with my happy meal.”

[@gaburavalentin7665]

:D

[@uhidk8413]

:DD

[@RandomGuy-hf7zd]

:DDD

[@Y6shaan]

::D

[@uhidk8413]

@@RandomGuy-hf7zd :DDDD

[@DukeTheNukeYT]

I love how you pulled random audios from different scenes of the show

[@agent1098]

Cashier: How many burgers do you want? DIO: How many breads have you eaten in your life?

[@blacksabbath5300]

7 page rapid counting intensifies

[@ceoofmemes7900]

Breads

[@Fugitive685]

6252

[@Lucy_In_The_Sky1967]

7

[@uretalz]

@@Fugitive685 DIO: so can I get 6252 hamburgers?

[@somenoobdatsuks]

Non-Japanese People: this is really cool Japanese People: wtf are they talkin bout Edit: Oi Josuke, look at how much likes i got!

[@moonrock07]

Ironuniverse 1230 which one?

[@asiansimp]

Mary Dawson both

[@tpcito52]

When u hear smth and the subtitles say smth didferent

[@wut2697]

@The Nova renaissance just make sure not to focus on what the character say and read the sub and you will enjoy it 😄

[@iiETonYT]

@The Nova renaissance same bruh that man said "十三歳" i was like bruh and some parts kinda made sense but not fully

[@cranmango4614]

People who actually speak Japanese must be having a stroke watching this

[@cludyskies7860]

Indeed i did

[@tomoekun7857]

I just turned down the sound and simply read the subtitles

[@cludyskies7860]

Koichi in the video: I'm in a jail cell!? Koichi in actual japanese: 500,000

[@roeital5504]

@@cludyskies7860 that how much it will cost to bail him out

[@cludyskies7860]

@@roeital5504 Lmfao

[@mistyguy9997]

I actually prefer this Giorno more than in Golden Wind, I like how much emotion he shows, unlike in the actual anime

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

The start of Ep2: Josuke: Wtf did you say about my hair?!!!!

[@quirkyninjab496]

@ieatjets you sir deserve a heart and likes for having a wonderful profile pic

[@BragonGod]

@ieatjets because i can >:) here's a heart for your low effort comment

[@BragonGod]

@ieatjets haha people actually think there's gonna be a part 2? maybe who knows C:

[@Skeetawn2ndacc]

@@BragonGod Bro this is like the best jojo fan made content i've ever seen, you make what everyone wants to see ( the characters from different parts having interactions with each other in a slice of life ) that's like.. bro i hope this is going to be continued Like i enjoyed this video so much i wish it never ended, same feeling as watching a jojo episode i swear

[@tuyogur6997]

@@BragonGod well this content is godlike so i think yes

[@liviupetre9561]

“I, Dio, had lived over a 100 years, but I didn’t know you could develop hair cancer.” *Top 10 lines before disaster*

[@parsonide]

The fuck does 'deserter' means ?

[@kakateboi42]

*disaster

[@liviupetre9561]

@@kakateboi42 you got it

[@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc]

@DIO DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARAAAAAAA

[@TheGamingPurin]

That's how corona came around

[@brandonhenley8340]

I like how most of the background is from “Devil is a Part Timer”

[@rianhicks4092]

Finally someone cultured

[@VulScherr]

@@rianhicks4092 I have it in my watchlist, is it any good or is it bad?

[@cursedwithlag]

The Oinker it’s extremely underrated

[@FireTotodile]

Waiting for s2

[@shxyu.mp4]

@@VulScherr It's an amazing anime you should watch it

[@spexolio]

*makes a joke about giorno's hair being canons* *me audibly wheezing for some reason*

[@aaronbrowses5475]

Dio screaming WRYYYYYYYYYYY when his son crashes his car after having a mental breakdown is my new favorite thing

[@IzukuMidoriya-pn5wo]

You forgot the part when his son says it’s Dio’s fault

[@softheat2402]

0:36-0:48 Excuse me gentlemen, but I'd like to have a word with you.

[@asepkurnia9546]

MUDO Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo Mudo MUDO

[@asepkurnia9546]

Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora

[@AJOlaks]

@@asepkurnia9546 your Muda are useless

[@mangos__mangos1352]

“I never knew you could develop hair cancer.” *Josuke appears* *Ｙｏｕｒ　ｆｒｅｅ　ｔｒｉａｌ　ｔｏ　ｌｉｖｅ　ｈａｓ　ｅｘｐｉｒｅｄ.*

[@bobjenny1995]

Poggers,Afton. Poggers.

[@dima_briefel]

DORARARARARARARA

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Dr: You have hair cancer Josuke: *SHOCK* that's impossible! Dr: Says a guy who has a litterar fighting spirit Crazy Diamond: *angry Dora dora noises*

[@crazymaloon]

Kings when they want to buy alcohol but they don’t have enough money

[@Via2535]

Sounds like something my friend would say lol

[@Desedala]

I expected bad editing- *i'm stunned at how stupid that assumption was*

[@Salt____]

Cromicat -P-D it’s genuinely really good

[@prasektinanda8824]

Yes i agree about that stupid

[@icedtohfuu9555]

The actual meaning of the dialogues is in another fkin planet. But. BUT the tone of the lines used on each scene is on point.

[@surpemo5429]

Neko- chi I seen you in the betosky video,what you did was great hahaha

[@icedtohfuu9555]

@@surpemo5429 Yeah none of them actually wanted to compare stats. *dabs in confusion*

[@shazzprince944]

The one time "Your next line will be..." shouldn't work🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GoofyMcgoo69]

People who don’t understand Japanese: this is *EPIC* Japanese people: *DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?*

[@kurosaki_ichigo0428]

BragonGod lives in another (The) World

[@mrcopmrpoc4978]

You mean ears...

[@duftx]

Ears: THIS IS TRULY GREATEST HIGH Eyes: THEY ARE SO CUUUUTE

[@leytpdipooperman8733]

Also eyes ‘cause you’re probably reading the subtitles

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

The Thu’um Ye

[@AzuraParadiz]

12:21 RIP Dio 1991 - 2020 reason of death: Making fun of Josuke's hair

[@Ace-xx3qh]

Dio was born in 1868

[@lakitu6745]

@Golden Black no , jotaro admitted that he killed him or exploded his kneecaps causing him to have cancer

[@yikes2007]

@@lakitu6745 What do you mean by cancer, Jotaro doesn't have a cancer.

[@x.sapphireanimelover.x]

You mean 1981?

[@lakitu6745]

@@yikes2007 no i mean dio,

[@randomweeb9240]

I can only imagine the whiplash a person who speaks Japanese would go through understanding the spoken lines while also reading the English subtitles.

[@manuelkfc7916]

*"That's not what they say, what the fuuuuuuuck! LMFAO"*

[@alisaadler6494]

That’s me and my brain has to deal with two different lines at the same time lol

[@gabrielmolina2551]

Same as the germans with hitler rant parodies

[@calebwright8786]

I seen Japanese subtitles with english audio shitpost

[@alucardaba9145]

im having a stroke reading and hearing too things because I'm Japanese its hell

[@erikafrasure3854]

"i'm not done dressing for the slumber party pucci."

[@countdooku6328]

6:25 DIO: says "joseph" Subtitles: THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT

[@Rædwald2105]

Didn't expect to see you here

[@dragonsdream4236]

It's even worse when you actually know japanese. I can't read the subtitles and listen at the same time so I have to mute the video just force myself to read only the sub.

[@ThePoshboy1]

@@dragonsdream4236 I'm currently learning japanese and it certainly is quite weird reading something and hearing something else.

[@springtrap2388]

We meet again

[@patata9502]

Fun fact: its canon as long as diavolo appears and dies

[@sabery5496]

That's true lol

[@justacasualguy13]

it is cannon because at some point diavolo will have to die while this is true. your statement is literally useless since everything is cannon.

[@sabery5496]

@@justacasualguy13 i never said it's fake but ok mate

[@justacasualguy13]

@@sabery5496 i didn't reply to you but ok maye

[@sabery5496]

@@justacasualguy13 oh, sorry then.

[@bloodysadist]

People who don't know japanese : **laughing hysterically** People who know Japanese: **headache**

[@青木有里-w4t]

I am Japanese but hysteric

[@menacingowen8405]

There’s a thing called mute. Just watch it while reading subtitles. Im Japanese and im never hearing this mans video the same ever again

[@kiriyaasuno]

666 like

[@mos1452]

you know where koichi said "im in a cell?!" he actually said "fifty thousandddd?!" ye

[@brawlmann9770]

@@mos1452 500,000 I thought?

[@Itswinte4Fn]

Dio’s plot armor must’ve been active because he was standing in broad daylight

[@JoaoLucas-se7vz]

This is actually the best JoJo content i've ever seen.

[@Chiepwarp]

(Son): Mom can we have thicc Giorno at home? (Mom): No we already have thicc Giorno at home. *Thicc Giorno at home: **7:20*

[@ismailtopa3671]

It's pronounced Polpo Giovanna

[@jonathanmaratt2754]

Wtf why's he so big

[@mona6317]

9:20

[@suylapolat1378]

Thats part 3 giorno

[@Chiepwarp]

@@mona6317 da

[@tiamelancholyjeoncockity]

6:20 imma cry this is too wholesome.

[@unicornio2382]

Mu mu mu mu mu mu mu

[@hierophantgreen4964]

Rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rerorero

[@1yearsago476]

6:52

[@musicisthefoodofthesoul]

@@1yearsago476 6:51 HM- HMMMMMM!! 6:59 _heh heh heh heh_

[@slotzoffuntrue]

I need more of Dio and Pucci, it's far too cute

[@rub-bishb-in7486]

Therapist: Taller-than-DIO Part 3 Giorno doesn't exist, he can't hurt you. Taller-than-DIO Part 3 Giorno: 7:19

[@nay4928]

@young dio brando YOU EXPECTED A COPYRIGHT STRIKE, BUT IT WAS I, DIO!! Wait, BUT IT WAS YOU, DIO!

[@DaraSex]

That's some intense shit bruh delete this

[@AsickJoke]

I didnt even notice 😨

[@somerandomguyontheinternett]

damn that'x some *MENACING* stuff right there

[@conntoons_4848]

That’s a damn pillar man dude

[@redstonepixels]

The Editing is GOD Tier! I feel like i am watching an actual episode of jojo.

[@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar]

The comedy is DIO tier as well. This guy could honestly work for a sitcom any day to be honest.

[@j1tty660]

Jojos Bizarre Daily Life

[@asfadanny]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@yona9925]

"I, Dio lived more that a hundred years and I never knew you could develop hair cancer." Famous Last Words.

[@bingkoirekt5057]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

[@skwidsquad3668]

bingkoi *slow clapping*

[@CassianBlank]

Whos this fucker josuke and his dumbass hair

[@savz_skyy]

I never knew that vampires can walk out in the sun now. *im looking at you DIO*

[@duchi882]

The thing I don't like about your videos is that there aren't enough of them

[@joyemoji2031]

Ive seen this before

[@nomaidens5560]

69 likes nice XD

[@defitoash1201]

Its been more than 10 mins and you still need more? For me its more than enough

[@wut2697]

Then let's make a petition for them to make more 🙂

[@therealdeeves]

Well, it took him 5 months to do this so... I kinda actually appreciate that.

[@nicolasleal5644]

I'm not surprised giornos a Karen because that's the story of part five in a nutshell just giorno making his way to the boss.

[@swagsuke9603]

Shut up and take my like

[@Lou_Mou]

TAKE MINE ASWELL!

[@giornogiovanna3245]

Damn

[@dmo629]

stfu and take my like as well

[@oimate6357]

If karens went to bosses like THAT They would be respectable

[@Fridgeson_]

Fun fact: *DIO LOVES LITTLE PONIES*

[@abbacchio7281]

They are SO cute

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

@@abbacchio7281 HA HA HA HAHA

[@casey7171]

... brony??

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

Pony town

[@Tajjeeralak]

Wth

[@jjarmon7717]

I like how you used DIO’s “Too slow,too slow” for him saying “yeah yeah” it makes sense

[@masamansel]

7:20 Giorno Giovanna if he joined the stardust crusaders

[@zhengsu1479]

Yeah, and killing his *own dad* and his dad's friends or whatever

[@den1sk0v30]

Lmfao

[@AdrX003]

just by getting half of the words is already quite strage, the important is not pay attention

[@jane_robloxasafe]

Fat Giorno LOL

[@ssleepiez]

lol

[@danie8944]

Well boys we did it McDonald's is officialy a JoJo's reference

[@colapuns6720]

This comment is so underated wtf- it's literal gold lmao

[@crimsonzero3165]

@@colapuns6720 yep

[@febbbm2002]

Rubyfirefox Pepsi is literally a JoJo reference though

[@youmu8331]

@@colapuns6720 a *_golden experience_*

[@colapuns6720]

@@youmu8331 I see what you did there lmaoo

[@gigachadtheslumpgod6727]

“Old man! Why does this lady have cannons installed in her hair?” I am literally dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭🤣

[@bingkoirekt5057]

Moo

[@DoneSonGoku]

9:55

[@riyuu2500]

Omgg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thewitness257]

It's not old man, it's GEEGEE

[@blackspy8331]

KINGU CURIMSON *Donuts you*

[@Squiddon64]

Why is this wholesome?

[@average-jojo-enjoyer]

This is the best shitpost ever. Here is the worst shitpost i have ever seen btw: Dio and Jotaro vs Star Platinum and The World

[@furretbrando]

7:19 DIO, whose name means God in Italian, talking with Maou Sadao, alias Satan from another realm *I personally think this is the greatest crossover ever*

[@hirahiro2331]

Giogio my dude!

[@minhducbui1513]

Thicc giorno

[@thejojokes.9897]

PART 3 GIORN O

[@Gek03J]

6:25 You translated "Joseph" to "beautiful"... That's accurate.

[@16krez1]

Yes it is

[@KobeKeiji]

Now Joseph means beautiful So when dio says Joseph it’s beautiful

[@Gek03J]

@@KobeKeiji *YES! YES! YES! YES!*

[@arcsadventure5245]

@@KobeKeiji Tequila Joseph means Beautiful because he is the definition of Beautiful

[@Tony-eu9qk]

We laugh and joke but... Giorno is Lisa Lisa's brother in law

[@mihaifazacas7133]

No he's not

[@Tony-eu9qk]

@@mihaifazacas7133 Yes he is

[@mihaifazacas7133]

@@Tony-eu9qk he's half brother with George Joestar II

[@Tony-eu9qk]

@@mihaifazacas7133 fuck! I though Lisa Lisa was Jonathan's daughter

[@theparodywizard677]

@@Tony-eu9qk Nah she was the baby that Erina saved as per Jonathans' request. Otherwise she would have committed incest by sleeping with George Joestar who would've been her brother.+

[@AverageFuriosoEnjoyer]

"I,DIO lived for hundreds of years and didn't know you could develop haire cancer" Camera goes to Josuke Me:Nah he fucked

[@gibio396]

Characters speak : Subtitles “ you will never reach the truth “

[@zagoat9384]

Noni

[@naorikorowa]

noni

[@egodeath__]

noni

[@flirtyyae8015]

Noni

[@EvilDoppleganger]

Why do i hear chains breaking

[@WinstontheClown]

Dio's mind: That's my boy, but he also scares the crap out of me

[@yokuutsu9097]

This unironically felt like a jojo episode.

[@kendallxmasterx6871]

IKR

[@501sttrooperbmc2]

Yeah, isn’t that bizarre?

[@valentds]

every parody of jojo seems a jojo episode, but funnier (most of the times)

[@BruhMoment-rr8pd]

This truly was a Golden Experience

[@khanhminhkhoinguyen]

Say that again

[@BruhMoment-rr8pd]

@@khanhminhkhoinguyen This ahh is a Golden Experience to watch

[@duckjesus1784]

Japanese: exists Subtitles: *Reality can be anything I want*

[@leonb5548]

Yes

[@dioplate2253]

i cant even understand what im saying

[@killerzz226]

Haven’t seen this comment before... 🥱

[@Louisef22]

Crazydiamond-shiningdiamond acdc-edisie its weird

[@rrxseyy]

“dio is a virgin”

[@Agn-1]

DIO: (talks fine in outdoor) Other Stone Mask Vampires: *Wait, that’s illegal.*

[@kattyrhein8090]

Sunscreen

[@bigd4c201]

@@kattyrhein8090 dio:UNO REVERSE CARD SUN

[@jacobcaswell1943]

McDonald's made him the ultimate lifeform

[@vallabhavajulaanirudh5461]

Well straizo and the experiments I guess

[@heheheha4132]

Nah Kars secretly taught DIO the way to immune to sunlight before DIO lost against Jonathan in the Atlantic Sea

[@ravenbuilder25]

*7:21** giorno* is what happens when you eat 21 happy meal at the same time.

[@nabihaarsyila4122]

XD look at giorno XD XD XD XD

[@demarcuslex]

GIRONO BIG BOI🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@defabc9598]

Wide

[@gjmarco71]

Idk. I think Giorno looks kinda Buffed up!

[@arix6411]

Jonathan's side is showing lmao