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[@emrae4127]

"there are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky" "well I'd hope so!" Uhmmm

[@DynamicLemons]

You wouldn't want a boat to fall on you from the sky

[@emrae4127]

@@DynamicLemons nor would I want a plane to fall on me while I'm swimming in the ocean lol

[@dogey3780]

Well, a spaceship can be called a ship, and ships are kinda like boats but bigger, and they fly in the sky, soooooo *The more you know*

[@ubermenschnuts81]

What about Captain Hook?

[@dogey3780]

And, I just realized, Bowser’s ship from Super Mario Oddeysey (however you spell it)

[@Cubingwizard]

Me in 2019: this is the worst year ever! Me in 2020: screw 2019,2020 is the worst year ever! 2021: Let me introduce myself

[@isla.luvs.skellies]

We dont know that yet.... Unless.......... *_time traveler_*

[@rosepetunia1829]

2022: How come nobody's here?

[@marranin007]

Say no more, ZA WARUDO!

[@crazyleber0185]

I stopped getting excited for new years in 2016 so I wont be surprised

[@toshiko3069]

@Alexandra Drauer ရဍဍဌအဋညဤုတ့်နিু্ুেক -3-

[@dmvmessiah]

“This Is because there are more geese on that side” Dude how did you find that out I’ve been trying to figure out that for years

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am Legend I am Legend do you recognize me

[@scyllari3544]

it all makes sense now...

[@Elias-ld4nl]

Vxtriks it's because in Reddit you can add a title, and he crops them out so he probably got what the post is by using the title. Idk if this is supposed to be a joke and you know why he was able to know this but I just wanted to say that just in case someone doesn't understand. Also Vtricks no one cares about your wooooooooosh

[@Elias-ld4nl]

@@dmvmessiah I literally said explicitly that to anyone who doesn't understand, c'mon do you have a brain

[@dmvmessiah]

Elias Alafifi that’s not what my comment meant 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@commercialchase8442]

"The dinosaurs don't remember George Washington" "Well, yeah, most of them don't." *MOST OF THEM* *M O S T O F T H E M* EDIT: Holy moly guys slow down

[@RatFluffz]

Birds remember him 🙂

[@auxilium2401]

dang looks like you beat me to this joke

[@diegobrando8565]

CommercialChaSe it’s not most of them it’s moist of them because were mostly moisture

[@Diazo70]

Birds are technically dinosaurs so yeah he's right

[@Visionooor]

Cockroaches..... they remember him...

[@aritgirlfoamflinging4816]

8:16 my art teacher in 7 grade had once been the teacher of a student with no hands. That students name is Desmond Blair; my teacher said that the only time that he ever heard Blair say "I can't" was when Blair had said "I can't tie my shoes." Blair is now a well known artist. Blair's story is actually pretty inspiring, people were always telling him to rethink his dream of being an artist but he never let that stop him.

[@how2drawdinosaurs715]

3:58 Giofilms: “Well yes, humans are aliens to the planet earth” Me: Wait what? Does that not sound weird?

[@faultf4]

I knew it was off when he said “to”

[@commercialchase8442]

Actual Joke: meh... Dude's Life saved by Poop: *W H E E Z E*

[@hardwaresysx0]

the funniest thing about this is..IT MAKES 0 SENSE!

[@Lokitellus]

Oh

[@enyawt_]

1:50 Should have been r/cursedcomments

[@rice_and_potatoes]

Maybe it’s there too cus cross posting

[@rosepetunia1829]

Vegans: "I think everyone should be a Vegan. Because eating animals is just showing God how cruel you are to the world." Me: "Then why did God not except Cain's gift which was fruit but excepted Able's gift which was a alive sheep that he threw into the fire?"

[@bin6549]

Why did he make us omnivores so we can eat plants a n d meat?

[@yellostarr]

@@bin6549 we're actually herbivores (my mom is vegetarian, she told me this) we can only eat processed meat, while omnivores eat raw meat and plants, we can eat grass, but thats gross to us now, but it won't make you sick, so we're herbivores

[@alext1426]

@@yellostarr we used to eat raw meat, that's what the appendix is for, but when fire was discovered, we ate cooked meat more and the appendix was less used. Also we can't really eat grass, our bodies can't digest it properly.

[@rosepetunia1829]

+ CocoaBunny He needed someone to eat both.

[@alext1426]

@glitchon pretty much because we no longer really consume raw meat. It's always cooked now (most of the time) so it doesn't have much use anymore

[@cassiethewolf1570]

“Humans are aliens to the planet Earth” -Giofilms

[@MerkhVision]

Yeah what was that lol. He must’ve meant to say we’re aliens to the MOON, or that we’re aliens FROM the planet earth. Yeah, that must be it

[@misterturkturkle]

Okay but we are? Pyramids

[@beatrilll]

@@MerkhVision no. He knows.

[@beatrilll]

@@MerkhVision all of this history before 1798 is faked, written by supreme overlord Bernie Sanders and his team of hyper geniuses. Everyone who remembers our invasion has been murdered. Fear Bernie

[@Lokitellus]

Well no but actually yes

[@BlitheSwing]

Short is longer than the word long.

[@Sherlock-Eco]

Very Short is even more long word then long :p

[@karateparty100]

Extremely short is even longer than even longer

[@shutterstockwatermark6086]

Tiny is bigger than the word big

[@ItzAdminPlayz]

supremely short is much longer than long

[@teddy5329]

AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHH

[@edgelord8337]

me: look there's a sea bear Person: there's no such thing called a sea bear Me: there's a bear in the sea thus it's a sea bear person: thats technically the truth.

[@poopiehed9500]

Is this ironic humor or do I just not get how this is a joke

[@peed...myself...]

@@poopiehed9500 yeah

[@graymudkip1015]

this is not even ironically funny but the fact that it’s not funny or unfunny makes this really good for some reason

[@cyberanimates2904]

this is a confusing joke

[@mynamejeff7894]

But there is a such thing as a sea bear look it up

[@zredouts]

Nobody: Gio: "Office Deepot"

[@minimarshm8]

What else is it... dhe pot

[@minimarshm8]

Actually I see what you mean

[@karateparty100]

Most people: Deepo Gio: D E E P O T

[@gabeth1058]

“Pleh-thora”

[@minerva_r6]

Lol

[@BenjiXin]

I like how CATS not being shown in theatres is a good thing. (I haven’t seen it but people say it’s bad)

[@lucikka3674]

The songs are good but not much else

[@quodekash6266]

same

[@gregdabrat]

It's bad. Don't Watch it. For your saftey and others.

[@softandsquishycat1253]

I watch it and i don't like it don't waste your time.

[@pvnk.v4mp]

I actually like it

[@fishfood3518]

giofilms is at least 1 hour old prove me wrong

[@thecommentato4]

He’s at least old

[@ManWithTheCow]

You win

[@bucket1442]

@Mateusz Kasperski Representation of another author's language, thoughts, ideas, or expressions as one's own original work.

[@snowyempress3647]

Accually he is -736364748938263636464 years old

[@Its_SaberHG]

Nah he's was born in 1930. If I divide it by 1930 it's one, one times pie is 3.14. and that is 3/100. Times that by ten on 3 because you take away a zero from the hundreds make it 2 zerod and add the one to the binder and 3. 30/100. That's 30, he's 30 minutes old

[@ATIHpss64HM]

2:31 gio: i hate the 1080p and 4k meme. Me: I F**KING LOVE IT

[@TacoNotBFB]

3:40 I thought he would have said “a word”

[@deletemii8871]

Tennis Ball BFB same

[@thebatsbury8053]

I didnt get the joke

[@Liggliluff]

@@thebatsbury8053 The first joke is that he only said one word, when he asked if he could say a word. - The second joke is that "plethora" actually means "a lot". But "that means a lot" also could mean that it was a meaningful speech.

[@duaajamshaid2666]

@@Liggliluff hey Einstein he didn't ask for a damn lecturr

[@swtch.s]

Hi bfb fan

[@soulmad5669]

8:24 Technically there are timers for everything like eating which would be like three weeks but then there would be a timer for your death naturally

[@P_tricc]

7:33 Gio: "The only time a poop is useful" Me an intellectual: A poop discards waste from the body.

[@designingart7888]

R/woooogs

[@AndUhHalf]

designing art bruh ur so right, he did get wooged

[@designingart7888]

@@AndUhHalf yus woògy nug nug #

[@AndUhHalf]

SpacialEthan according to designing art you got wooged so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@designingart7888]

@@AndUhHalf yus he is right :D

[@TheBigGuap]

6:07 Guy 1: Do You Want To See A Groundbreaking Invention. Guy 2: Sure. Add: (Loud Heavy Breathing)

[@MandMs05]

6:23 When I was first starting to read, this was actually how I remembered which was b and which was d, because bed started with b and ended with d and it looked like a bed. I noticed this while I was watching Word World and they built a bed using lowercase b e d and it made a bed shape and it stuck with me for years.

[@sackwil]

"You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer." Me: *BREATHING INTENSIFIES*

[@K0__iif1sh]

no one: Me: idk what to comment i just rly like gio’s videos

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

Same

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

I just wanna let you know I typed sans instead of same

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA705]

Same

[@sleemshaydee]

lol

[@Scuptt]

you see, it’s funny because he said , “no one”

[@catguy5425]

"I don't wanna see what a pizza hut looks like." I DO!

[@devmehta2111]

Friend: If you woke up a billionaire tommorow, what is the most pointless/usless thing you would buy? Me: Your life

[@lucikka3674]

Wot

[@bananatiger]

Oof

[@tedreal2748]

Sex slave

[@Art3riez]

@@tedreal2748 AAAA

[@justablank1184]

"People who are left handed are better at writing than people with no hands" Nguyễn Ngọc Ký who writes with his legs:

[@literallygod6819]

1:38 "I don't wanna see what a pizza hut looks like" How bout papa John?

[@sillyspider27]

5:12 I was eating tic tacs while watching and I have a strong urge to spit them out

[@allisonr6263]

3:57 "humans are aliens to the planet earth" well no, but actually no

[@Liggliluff]

(5:20) Tic-Tac can't say they have 0g sugar per serving in a modern civilisation like within European Union, where they have to provide the nutritions based on 100 g, and must therefore list sugar as being 94,5 g.

[@thecatladytm7172]

"No handed people can't write" Tell that to Lavinia from Titus Andronicus who had her hands cut off after she was assaulted and her fiance was murdered, then used a stick to write the perpetrator's names in the dirt.

[@TheMoosemiester]

HISTORY NERDS RULE!

[@Mik3l24]

7:41 This also means that all cars in games are electric. Trains, planes, ships too.

[@kelvinolea2306]

You technically only have 2 minute to liv- A breath holding master: *I don’t think so*

[@emilymusa5854]

“Do you want to see a groundbreaking invention?” “Sure.” *_*ad about chess plays_** *_*ground below me breaks and I fall to the Earth’s core_**

[@GalexieReed]

5:32 Patton!

[@absolutephoenix5312]

"You have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer." That... makes me alot more scared than I should be right now

[@justindisbrow9921]

5:49 I'm just seeing a bunch of levitating vests rn

[@crazycruiserclips]

"Cats stopped being played in movie theaters" *"We won Mr. Stark"*

[@thecrowsnest_podcast]

6:49 IKEA furniture be like

[@SneakyNinja11]

*”Humans are Aliens to the planet earth”* Wise words Gio, a nice words.

[@misterturkturkle]

Lol pyramids?

[@crispychris8399]

5:50 wdym? All I see is floating vests ???

[@t2_trappy77]

Gio: most dinosaurs don’t know George Washington Me: SO THERE ARE SOME THAT DO KNOW?

[@seashell8400]

Ok is anyone going to talk about how it says “Do you want to see a groundbreaking invention” “sure” and then at the perfect time it goes into an ad as if the product was the invention No? Just me? Ok

[@misterturkturkle]

Fake Its 2020 No one gets ads

[@misterturkturkle]

@@kazooduck lol no

[@misterturkturkle]

@@kazooduck i pay for premium.

[@misterturkturkle]

@@kazooduck 🥔

[@deletemii8871]

Sea Shell 🐚

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

*someones robbing walmart* me: wait, thats illigal also 8:55 when you put rubber gloves in the washing machine

[@System64MC]

0:38 Professor Layton

[@lucikka3674]

Fmab is quite good too

[@FireTurkey]

I'm gone for a little over half a year and your at 1.5 Million- I wasn't expecting this. I love it and I'm really happy for you :D

[@maiumisu]

I didn't get notifications and I thought you just left! You are one of my favorite yourubers!

[@Snowspire_]

How do I tell you this

[@Snowspire_]

He’s gone

[@nubbified]

6:12 A game ad: Some guy using a pickaxe A coincidence? I think not.

[@vivianlee4471]

the bad thing about getting here early is there aren’t any comments to copy

[@thetoucasaurs3078]

People can copy you and you can copy them after. OK I didn't make any sense ouch

[@softestcat]

the bad thing about getting here early is there aren’t any comments to copy

[@donutdog5326]

the bad thing about getting here early is there aren’t any comments to copy

[@electricbuttercup7954]

the way you said plethora broke me

[@sinclairdan1]

8:11 I think in like 2014 a 2nd grader with no hands won best handwriting sooooooooooo 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@CarrotGaming39581]

Government: work from home Demolition guy: *house explodes*

[@octah9555]

"lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake"

[@thegamingfungus9347]

no u

[@9k22]

Big Chungus. What

[@Cubingwizard]

Spaghetti is shredded lasagna-cake

[@thegamingfungus9347]

Dr Pep Yes.

[@5ft4twink]

Hmmmmmmm maybe it is

[@how2drawdinosaurs715]

6:22 Giofilms: The word bed looks like a real bed Me: The word boob perfectly demonstrates the three angles of looking at a boob Top view: Front view: Side view: B. oo b

[@lucikka3674]

Oh god

[@ZUnknownFox]

6:34 "office depot" is pronounced "office depo" the "t" is silent

[@jaygames8388]

1.Where actually all blind. We just have light to help us see better. 2.Acting is not acting when you really mean to act 3.Where just matter that shaped as a talking , seeing , walking alien 4.Animals actually speak english but we don’t to them 5.Singing is basically just moderating you’re voice to be better 7. Why is it called super man when hes an alien 8. Gio is the best youtuber 9.if the one above all (Marvel character) is omni present which he should be named one above himself above all (This is a joke dont get serious)

[@PlxsmaX]

i gio i love your content, all of your humor is hilarious

[@jan-lukas]

-Do you want to see a groundbreaking invention? Ad plays

[@VineMs-]

Love ur VIDS Gio I got screen shots of all of them

[@sturritotm1327]

5:40 big bruh moment

[@trixabellian]

2:48 wait my tortoise is named Jeffrey :0000

[@WyspyMyst]

If your brain hurts you just have a headache.

[@theseusswore]

KZbin : *Showing that this video has 19 comments* Me : Nice! Can I see them? KZbin : *Good Question!*

[@delusionss]

Thumbnail: Slow cooker Me: i guess you're gonna have....a slow meal?

[@pointless698]

Day 2 of asking GioFilms to say, “You thought it was going to be Gio, but it was me, DIO!

[@vicproductions7420]

"Oh, so that's a Dominos pizza..." "I don't wanna know what a Pizza Hut is." This killed me.

[@thepoeticminecart]

Is anyone else gonna hand on the fact that he said office dePOT

[@MerkhVision]

Yeaaa ikr wtf is up with that!? Lol. Btw whats with the phrase u used, “hand on the fact?” Did u make that up? It doesnt make sense

[@thepoeticminecart]

@@MerkhVision I meant to say "hang on the fact"

[@allisonr6263]

or how he said LOOxembourg

[@how2drawdinosaurs715]

The Poetic Minecart did NO ONE catch that giofilms said “People are ALIENS to EARTH”

[@michaelmyers8596]

“The only time a poop is useful.” Because not dying from holding it in is not useful.

[@That_Isabelle]

I mean TSM is correct, all I’ve been doing is stay indoors, go outside a little bit every day, but mostly playing animal Crossing UwU

[@Synnx]

Me: watches geofilms Also me : realizing geofilms stretches all his videos to 10 minutes Me one more time : posts it on Reddit Geofilms: loses subs Me: watches darkdom

[@lucikka3674]

Or emkay

[@nadarrow6554]

“Humans are aliens to the planet earth”

[@ponpabom9913]

7:54 that’s a screenshot from a baking show on youtube. the original sign says “claire needs help” or something similar

[@ICanDoStuff]

Yes every video is just placed in the “LOL!”reward

[@pipitt.]

5:55 Me: A circle isn’t it obvious?

[@lorddio5498]

2020 is god punishing us for making the cats movie

[@lucikka3674]

son Goku, you’re not wrong

[@alex_de_lonely_demon4768]

Take a shot every time you have heard gio saying "my brain hurts"

[@tora1140]

the people who disliked this video are also the people who enjoyed the Cats movie edit: hi

[@isla.luvs.skellies]

So nobody? Jeez i thought it would have been 48 people from my class.

[@mikewasowski6964]

Soooo people who enjoy nightmares?

[@lucikka3674]

So I guess my cousin doesn’t like gio😂

[@Letmeseeitnow19]

I disliked because you don't need to censor the word coronavirus.

[@filmandfirearms]

6:11 I have never seen an ad with more perfect timing

[@pescifromthehitmanteam3711]

The truth is that Jotaro’s mom is hot.

[@redvoltaic5522]

Dude u got some issues

[@kt1638]

Yahs

[@RwrPnkyGmrX]

Are you okay?

[@pescifromthehitmanteam3711]

No, I’m a donut.

[@lucikka3674]

Wtf

[@Zack_Zander]

7:28 What would’ve been perfect timing is that if the earthquake hits the second he crapped

[@zikiq1480]

3:00 wait Canada doesn’t exist tho

[@misterturkturkle]

Uiu spelled vegans rongji

[@lucikka3674]

I-

[@scottjardine7989]

As the creator of the post, that is 100% TRUE!

[@sincerecinnamon]

"Yeah, most dinosaurs don't" The phycic dinosaur who knew about George Washington: 😎

[@gloosey_]

completely unrelated but is it just me or do the letters ‘uwu’ together look like an owl for some weird reason?

[@alibolink0719]

Yes UvU

[@750tiprogamer]

@@alibolink0719 OvO works better

[@alibolink0719]

@@750tiprogamer I agree with this statement

[@how2drawdinosaurs715]

Nova Thislastnamethingisstupid btw i love your last name thing

[@misterturkturkle]

Fake

[@no-do5od]

The little “slow cooker” was so freaking cute ;o;

[@animatedtoby2787]

2:41 Wait what about 3k? It's a joke I'm not being racist

[@Edwin-uj6bg]

“My brain hurts” ~Giofilms 2020 The story of my entire life!😂

[@LucyRoseLuna]

"nohanded people can´t write!" I´m pretty sure there are really skillfull handless people who can use a pen with their feet or mouth. they can use a touchscreen to write with their nose or basically any bodypart if they are skilled enough

[@deletemii8871]

Nerd.

[@deletemii8871]

Wait a minute-

[@deletemii8871]

Does this mean they can write with their genitals?

[@noideawhoiam3855]

@@deletemii8871 ®️E🅰️⏸Y

[@unusualsheep]

1:33 Dude: I don’t want to know what Pizza Hut is Me:*looks over at photoshop* Also me : nah to lazy

[@burastics]

"I Miss Siberia 🥺" part 2

[@MaynorMayHam]

you’re the first. comment :(

[@jonajere4183]

Good job

[@crash_bot]

what

[@cool_guy100]

What

[@Felipe77646]

CONGRATULATIONS

[@nickpossum3607]

3:09 Isn't a broken escalator just stairs?

[@CoinyWoiny]

Coincidence that I was watching r/technicallythetruth before this?

[@shadowchrome_5226]

Flowers are technically fast food for bees but the bees have to make it for there self

[@superluckyandroid9449]

1:30 Then what's the white blank space there for? Your third eye?

[@misterturkturkle]

Medical reasons

[@patty4449]

Funny add on to the tic tac story at 5:25 I tried explaining that to people I know as a funfact and Noone believes it... But in fact there is a variation I bought on the web that states clearly sugar free... But has sugar on the ingredients list...

[@tellertube2349]

technically i just want to go outside :(

[@NBAgodshooter2024]

ever wondered why you can pick up a feather, but not a car? Well, the reason is a car is much bigger and heavier than a feather. 👁👄👁

[@gamergirlalice7219]

Me: I clicked as fast as I could I’ll probably be the 10th comment! Also me: *sees that there’s 124 comments* Also also me: 😐

[@twilight2773]

@franklis ferreira I hate you.

[@twilight2773]

@franklis ferreira You got me. I can't believe I got Rick rolled twice.

[@quodekash6266]

@franklis ferreira I'm gonna start doing that too

[@quodekash6266]

@franklis ferreira LET'S GOOOOOOOO

[@quodekash6266]

@franklis ferreira YES IT SHALL POWER US FORWARD IN OUR QUEST FOR RICK ROLLING

[@petemacgregor9262]

There are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky Giofilms: “I hope so.” Those planes have probably crashed...

[@unruly_penguin]

Have a blessed day to anyone who reads this! 🙃

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

You too, Penguin friend 💜🐧

[@etdrummonsterwithroblox1332]

UNRULYpenguin DUDE you mean North, South, East, West?

[@unruly_penguin]

ETDRUMMONSTER WITH ROBLOX what?

[@mazda787bgroupc]

Government: "Work from home" KZbinrs: "But, thats what i do everyday, what else do you expect?"