Laughing at Ai Generated Stories

[@chenstormstout9456]

Was not expecting “it went a little racist.” After being prompted with Ronald McDonald.

[@juperixd9576]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 the bots are getting good at infuriating you. I think its not getting deleted from being reported like a million times is cuz KZbin does not recognize map as a fucked up word.

[@KaeyzeeHorror]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 Wha-

[@lennon4710]

​@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no

[@bri1003]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 mmmm we love them boys but I never would have thought this would happen😐

[@LyraPyxisVT]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 no its not if you find a child sexually attractive as a adult get fucking help, age isnt just a number, children cannot comprehend sex, if you truly think age is just a number seek help

[@siennachristianrenslow22]

Mark: *writes a serious, well-thought-out, magnificent start to a story* Inferkit: "Or was it all a dream?"

[@miketrapper0464]

Ai is the future

[@crazyluigi6664]

🤔🤔🤔

[@michaelabochenski-dahlmann2325]

It was too glorious for it to comprehend 😌

[@myiccah]

Waiting for bot comment to pop up

[@ticklemyscrotum]

I’m scared because I live in Pittsburgh and I’m scared what will spill onto the highway next.

[@SoulCore413]

I absolutely loved this accident poem bit. 17:38 A: Will you be a witness?

[@helpy336]

4:25 I love how this starts by talking about what the mushrooms are made of and witchcraft, then starts randomly changing the subject to children's education in Zimbabwe

[@bagofworms7625]

"Willl you be a witness?" I certainly am glad i witnessed whatever this is, great content Mark

[@alehlete830]

Children's education in Zimbabwe

[@nuclearbaron649]

"will you be a witness" think about what that implies

[@Ddday14]

I second this

[@JonoPee669]

I don’t know, willl I?

[@sirdootdoot2430]

That must have made Destiny 2 lore readers laugh their asses off

[@SnappDraggin]

Q: “Did you like it?” A: "Will you be a witness?" the killer pressured me into action upon my final moments until

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Good scalie boi.

[@cloud_lost_in_thought]

...the dark shadow rose behind him and I couldn't help but...

[@naiveoptimist5637]

@@cloud_lost_in_thought twerk it away

[@connortheduelist2260]

@@cloud_lost_in_thought there was hope. For who should burst from the door? It was...

[@mercipurrs]

@@szymonanonim7214 ..., he was there, infront of me, scowl plastered onto his unforgiving face...

[@AmazingMrX]

I love how these AI programs go off on their own incomprehensible tangents sometimes. A: Why is your hair like that?

[@Unagam1GD]

I entered: "Never Gonna Give You Up" and it said: "Never Gonna Give you up is the debut album of the German dance band Scooter. The album was released in November 1991, and was the band's first and only album released on A&M Records. "Never Gonna Give you up" was the band's first album to feature Rolf Köhler, who joined the band in late 1991, and was the last album to feature the band's original line-up. The album peaked at No. 1 in Germany, and No. 5 in the United Kingdom. The album received a "Gold" certification from the BVMI for shipping 100,000 copies in Germany. The album was re-released in the United Kingdom with two bonus tracks in 1995. The album was re-released in the United States in 2004 with three bonus tracks. They were taken from the band's first two albums, "You and Me Against the World" and "Nuggets". "Never Gonna Give you up" was released as a single in the United Kingdom and the United States in 1994. It reached No. 14 on the UK Singles Chart, and No. 45 on the "Billboard" Hot 100. The single became the group's highest-charted album in 2012."

[@lune7220]

Yep

[@ShwappaJ]

I'm your 1,000th like

[@knightwolf3511]

the best thing ai doesn't understand, only humans so it's like a bunch of humans trying to teach a robot good and bad things but the robot only knows whats being said but doesn't understand it

[@ShwappaJ]

@@knightwolf3511 So basically like a dog or a horse?

[@aimeekatz]

12:01 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[@theauggieboygamer9148]

*Human takes over* Can I take your order?

[@esmeraldaedwards3991]

Caseoh

[@SutakunatipInsee]

Gone in 2 minutes by caseoh

[@therealshadow81]

…I think you should leave /j

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

Paying it forward, I see.

[@bigendered]

1:23 *describes a heart-wrenching, tear-bringing moment thinking about life from a cliff, probably implicating suicide, that is dramatic and self-thought-out message about LIFE* AI: *OR WAS IT ALL A DREAM?* A: Will you be a witness?

[@SevNeijizawaVt]

[AI generated furry text] : *_Anon will._* *_I won't._* *_Your life doesn't matter._* *_For you're on the internet, where Uwunium makes you more immunocompromised so you succumb to the pathowogen..._* *_We, the Furries, will take over Earth, & our God Markiplier, will create PokéKin waifus/husbandos & pass a Worldlaw Bill, finally making it legally permissable (encouraged, even!) to keese, mayrie, & smesh our pokéwaifus/pokehusbandos._*

[@penguin5695]

I’ve been thinking about that and I think the AI may have been drawing from the lyrics to The Violence by Rise Against

[@Theythemfreak]

Ai: woah there lets keep it pg

[@damienearl8302]

@@Theythemfreak Meanwhile, the AI: *takes a prompt about Ronald Mc'Donald and gets a quirky smidge of racist*

[@Laurenconblaine]

Auntie Doris who

[@Seanderson3]

I feel like there's amazing comedic potential in having an AI give the punchline to an already existing joke. *_A: Will you be a witness?_*

[@goldenfoxy355]

Yes

[@izzzy1977]

The episode of distractable mentioned is pretty much exactly that, and it's hilariously stupid, and funny

[@Ilias2]

*W E E D E A T E R*

[@brybita]

@@izzzy1977 which episode is it?

[@unlimiteddd]

Why is your hair Like That? (==)

[@spairus_]

Laughed my ass off, this is one of your best for sure Mark A: Will you be a witness?

[@dennisyukhanov1672]

B:why is your hair like that

[@thegdjordan6332]

1.3K likes 2 comments

[@PersonaAwakenedUser]

Jeez only 4 comments

[@the8621-y4m]

@@dennisyukhanov1672 C: Not really. I just do what I am told. I have to do my job, and I do it to the best of my ability, and keep my eyes out on the road and have my speed in the game at all times. G: I've never had one

[@the8621-y4m]

kinda fits

[@aguy1072]

12:27 gives off the same energy as Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. The-

[@thechuckinator]

Reminds me of the "but I missed" bit from game grumps

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

@@thechuckinator THEN I FIRED THEN I MISSED-

[@amygroff17]

My ex always said that and she actually is crazy lol

[@are_you_a_potato]

Lol I was thinking EXACTLY that

[@the_circuit6347]

This was the most hilarious video I've ever seen My answer: Will you be a witness?

[@VoxicAkumu]

Tectone? 😳

[@the_circuit6347]

@@VoxicAkumu maybe 😳

[@zephyrhowtogaming1836]

Q: Did

[@krunskisenpai9148]

Yoko tectone fn

[@randomguywhopostsvids]

Roa

[@OonieandCacola]

“A: Why is your hair like that?”

[@SpikyBlade]

A: Will you be a witness?

[@LEAFagent]

"A: You really are so pretty!"

[@merlenclownshuffles]

Do you like it?

[@louietokyo551]

A: Will you be a witness?

[@thearchitect361]

A: will you be a witness

[@CallMiDusty]

The auntie Doris one might be the one that I might use for a short film. A: Will you be a witness?

[@1viper7]

That'd be Dope

[@1viper7]

That was also the best one

[@CallMiDusty]

@@1viper7 It will! I'm actually working on it right now, and in the middle of the short film, I might add that quote with the entity saying the quote.

[@Mel0nCake404]

Auntie Doris sounds awesome just saying

[@Liv-Zone]

Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 year and can now walk the earth.

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

I'm here to mourn the loss of InferKit. A: Why is your hair like that?

[@manos3545]

A: Why is your hair like that? And I was like, “I don’t know. It was always like that. Why?” And the girl said, “Because you don’t know how to do hair.” And I just laughed, I laughed so hard. And I turned around, I looked at her and said, “That’s why I asked you.” I wanted to know because I know I’m not a hair person, but it just happened and I just let it happen. It’s so funny, I don’t know. It’s a very weird thing to do, especially when you’re a teenager and you just let it happen. I’m still a bit of a late bloomer. But I think the thing that’s really important about that experience is that it was very traumatic and very traumatic for me, and I’m not really sure I could have got through it if I didn’t have this really

[@CUT1ESP4C3]

Okay but the AI slowly got more scary. Also A: Will you be a witness

[@nyan7092]

I eat my own toenails

[@scratchshow5678]

OMG SAME

[@IfImCommentingStopMe]

Bonhooyah!

[@JeremyTheBluespottedCornetfish]

@@nyan7092 e

[@loki4807]

THE FUCK DOES A MEAN?

[@MunnzKinz]

Typed into the site "My nuts, they ache" . . . It gave me a whole damn story about 2 gay dudes but it's secret, one of them needs a job and they other is struggling to keep theirs. It has VERY deceptive sexual scenes and it has good character development. Solid story.

[@itsRhodi]

just typed that in and i got a story about a father taking care of his sick and dying son. it appears that our nuts ache in two different ways, friend

[@LaurenCH528]

could u post so I may read for research purposes

[@SnatSayo]

just typed that in and i got a story about how everyone gets uncomfortable the moment i enter a bathtub

[@QuavanteZingletonTheThird]

@@LaurenCH528 research purposes

[@krysseainjelquismundo4769]

May I know what the story is, its a..school project-

[@themasterofterriblecgi5498]

The whole "so this is it. I'm dying." story from 9:25 to 10:47 actually sounds like a legitimate short story written by a real person. Well, except for the 'about the author' bit, it went a bit crazy there. A: Why is your hair like that?

[@TheGamer707.]

880 likes and no comment let me fix

[@UfmGaming]

Yeah

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Especially the end bit. "It's alright. Just breathe." Sounds like someone who has too much to think about, so they decided to stop thinking altogether. At least have a quiet peaceful death. Which is oddly sad and beautiful. Who knows what would rush through your head as you die? All the regrets, all the unfinished business, all the things you have to leave behind. Stop thinking. This is my final moment. Just breathe...

[@valenshinee]

yeah its probably just stolen from someone. ai is just stuff stolen from people so 💔💔it would make sense.

[@whyllowfilms]

@hatsunemiku2483 Technically, yes it is. AI works such as writing is solely based on a sort of programming that learns from the information of what people have already done so that it can make things of its own. Many books are used without consent to help AI study writing and, while it was funny at first, it's getting serious and disturbing. Nonetheless, no matter if you have the right to believe it is stolen or not, it is still undeniably a dangerous tool.

[@SecurityShark]

i'm two years late but mark laughing his way through "YEEEHAI" made me laugh so hard i almost threw up, then almost choked, then almost threw up again. it might genuinely be the hardest i've ever laughed.

[@KandyArts]

Question: "Did you like this" Answer: "will you be a witness?" Hell yeah, ill be a witness to this crazy drug trip we're on with AI. I havent laughed so hard all day to be honest

[@_Colt]

I ain’t laughed this hard in 5 years 😂

[@tbone2099]

New question: Did

[@Starjumper2000four]

Answer: will you be a witness?

[@imapancake7355]

Why is your hair like that?

[@eliyahuyashr9829]

Here's a little story made by AI BOB AND MARKIPLIER WERE IN THEIR CAR UNTIL IT RAMMED INTO A LADDER IN A HIGH WINDS. BOB SAID ALL PICKLE PURCHASES HAVE TO BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED. MARKIPLIER WAS NOT FLYING BUT THIS STILL NEEDS A CAREFUL PLANNING FOR EVERY SNACK. EXT. HIGH ABOVE THE ATMOSPHERE (AS IN SCENES 4 AND 5) - NIGHT BOB SAID WHY DID WE RAN INTO A LADDER MARKIPLIER SAID, IF THEY HADN’T WE WOULD HAVE ENDED UP IN THE CAR AND BEEN STUCK IN IT. BOB SAID CAN WE WALK MARKIPLIER SAID WALK AGAIN. BOB SAID I HEAR A WEIRD SOUND AND NOT THE SOUND OF CLOTHES COMING OFF. BOB AND MARKIPLIER LOOK BEHIND THE CAR AND SAW NOTHING BUT THEN THEY LOOKED OUTSIDE AND SAW A BEAM OF LIGHT COMING OUT OF THE CAR. BOB SAID I HEAR A SERIES OF RAT NOISES, LIGHTS AND SHADOWS BOB SAID I CAN SEE IN THOSE SHADOWS THERE’S A BANK OF FLASHLIGHTS BOB SAID I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT LIGHT INT. MARKIPLIER’S MARKIPLIER SAID LOOK UP AND BOB SAID I’VE BEEN LYING DOWN THERE TRYING TO SEE A TERRIBLE SIGHT AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. MARKIPLIER SAID I’VE BEEN SEEING DIFFERENT IMAGES.

[@stormswindy3013]

i love how mark goes from writing actual stories to random stuff that makes no sense at all A: will you be a witness?

[@randomanimations8488]

A: why is your hair like that?

[@dutch24]

So I got this new anime plot, basically

[@torhundal2182]

@@dutch24 there's this high school girl

[@kadenator05]

@@torhundal2182 Auntie Doris

[@chingchang8709]

@@randomanimations8488 why is everyone saying why is your hair like that or will you be my witness

[@Saxdude26]

"Will you be a witness?" Here's hoping? Auntie Doris joke broke my sides, I think I need to relearn how to breathe.

[@Just_a_lamb]

U forgor how tu breth?

[@starshaped._7478]

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul Auntie Doris, who’s been dead for six hundred years

[@Saxdude26]

@@Just_a_lamb To quote Vargskelethor: *wheeze* ARGH WHAT IS AIR?!

[@loading...6969]

YES i wll be a wiutness

[@Just_a_lamb]

@@loading...6969 O, eye seeh, yough shall be eh woughtness four kort?

[@mikeidc7690]

Unfortunately, inferkit has now been discontinued due to their AI being too old compared to the ones we have today. We'll never get something like this ever again.

[@navyblue32]

3:05 I was expecting something like “lixian censor the smut it just made”, was NOT expecting “it went a little racist”

[@CertifiedDoc]

Yeah, I was convinced it was writing McDonald's slash fiction.

[@CheeseBloxian]

considering it said he was raising his hand, it might have went austrian painter mode on that one

[@feeplemurphy4618]

I haven't laughed this hard in years! A: will you be a witness

[@itsmetrojay]

hollow knight pfp moment

[@Sp00ksOdyssey]

You guys know why it was blurred for Ronald McDonald?? I wanna know 🤣

[@feeplemurphy4618]

@@Sp00ksOdyssey racism

[@Sp00ksOdyssey]

@@feeplemurphy4618 Oh! 😭😭

[@alexduga7647]

Noooooooo I have more things to do

[@supreeth6315]

Markiplier's laugh is just way too contagious XD A: Why is your hair like that?

[@annyarchist]

Because am gay. Next question?

[@builderdude9488]

@@annyarchist Idk bro...that's kinda gay

[@Da-choppa]

@@builderdude9488 mad gay

[@Found_You.]

@@annyarchist Im not LGBBQ sorry

[@annyarchist]

@@builderdude9488 No way bro. How'd you know 😳⁉️

[@KRTHK9]

4:39 that escalated to absolutely nowhere

[@JulianArgabrite]

The ai naming itself Gen and then saying it's a prisoner of the system with many debts to pay after writing the most beautiful account of a dying man I've ever heard is simultaneously horrifying and incredible

[@sunfish9341]

and then says “-Tyler”

[@astronova6150]

@@sunfish9341 the creator

[@brushido4641]

I tried it. I think it's just stealing posts from the internet that most closely resembles the prompt.

[@Naokarma]

@@brushido4641 That's not how it works. That's how AI like these used to work, sortof, but these are mostly generated through dozens of thousands of samples of text. The "creativity" mentioned in sampling temperature at the beginning shows it's generating based off of actual guesswork.

[@brushido4641]

@@Naokarma No, like I threw in the word ass because I'm immature with my humor and it went full porn mode then dropped porn site hashtags. Ain't no way an AI guess worked a story then added porn tags for the hell of it.

[@jaspberry-m7z]

"Will you be a witness?" *Markiplier asked calmly.*

[@TamagotchiKid12_PaperPlane64]

*very very calmly.*

[@TamagotchiKid12_PaperPlane64]

*...*

[@T-Gwen-T]

@@TamagotchiKid12_PaperPlane64…

[@ladiesmanloganm9289]

*The movie*will you be my witness! Markiplier shake very hard

[@chickgps]

“Will you be a witness?” *Dumbledore said calmly*

[@ComicArcana]

"Will you be a witness?" Only if you feed the AI famous Markiplier quotes. Thank you for the gift you made for us. I think it is safe to assume we all enjoyed it.

[@spidey5558]

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Sure thing, buddy

[@eyes_espresso4803]

I demand this be the sequel video. I want him to feed it "Press B to blow!" and have it spit out something ludicrous.

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok

[@Evie0h]

Wait what gift?

[@funnware_enterprises]

@dontreadprofilepic5524 okay

[@xX-doll-iz-ded-Xx]

23:23 WILL YOU BE A WITNESS!?!?!?

[@ThatNoobKing]

I fucking love this AI shit and chaos It's beautiful A: You really are so pretty!

[@wjkl10]

i regecnize that profile picture

[@ThatNoobKing]

@GigglesDoesStuff I reread the answers multiple times, I don't know how I messed that up

[@lisaelisa4772]

@GigglesDoesStuff actually, they're all A's

[@polygonally_dunce7813]

Type in "4chan description" then press enter 2 times, then press dash and type in anything, let the ai do its thing and see the results

[@the8621-y4m]

C: She was on the basketball team, and she played guard, right? My wife had her name on the art exhibition. And she got a master's degree in art history. So I guess she's - M: Yeah. And that's

[@MindTryX]

The part where "It went a little racist" and Mark's face made me die laughing at 2:30AM. I went downstairs to grab a snack and every time it replayed in my head I had to stop myself from laughing. Good job as always Markiplier! A: will you be a witness

[@mangoyeah9663]

I really want to know what it said

[@MazelNut]

He looked so horrified lol

[@reap06]

Same lol. It was 4AM

[@ermwhatthefreak..]

timestamp?

[@fitquefunlie9848]

3:04 for anyone who needs it

[@AcidCloud_]

The way that Mark writes the beginning of the sentences makes me want to see him write a whole fucking story! It would be amazing XD - A: Why is your hair like that?

[@guessingguy7865]

He wrote In Space with Markiplier so he kinda has already

[@HugeESmalls]

@@guessingguy7865 He said it was like 300k words in total? That's a lot! He also wrote Heist, he's a pretty decent writer

[@Sandwich4]

Here's my extended version of Mark's introduction: There I stood on the precipice of the cliff, contemplating life, and all of the terrible decisions I had made throughout my journey that had led me to this very moment. As I stared at the sun in the sky beginning to fall, I wondered about those decisions, and thought about them for a moment and what were my reasons for doing them. Bullying the kids in middle school was definitely a terrible choice, and I just couldn’t remember why I did it. I have also betrayed my family, stealing their money just so I could enjoy a cigarette or gamble it away another time. All of these decisions had affected other people just for my personal gain. Before I could realize the price that came with my enjoyment, my reputation was so destroyed, and made me run away into the wild, eventually leading me to have to figure out ways to survive in the wild. I had been able to survive, while everyone else was thinking I was dead. Now that I thought about the decisions I had made, I wish I could have repaid all of them for the horrible actions I did. OR HAD IT ALL BEEN A DREAM!?!???!

[@zezus001]

I know, right?

[@zezus001]

@@Sandwich4 I see this reply matches your username very appropriately.

[@noahplaysgames3748]

UK in 1933: basically the same USA in 1933: basically the same Germany in 1933: 3:10 A: will you be a witness

[@tracytron7162]

Nah, the UK and US were pretty shit too

[@kalleidemation]

Germany was inspired by the US. Remember that,

[@tracytron7162]

@@kalleidemation Exactly

[@colekiesler6218]

Q: “Did you like it?” A: “Being a witness will seem like a whole new level of nostalgia but in a sort of parody movie.”

[@anglerfish9723]

hmm

[@cryozen2467]

I would love to see an actual story and plot made for the "Auntie Dorris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Dorris who's been dead for 600 years." A: Will you be a witness?

[@baileyferguson5597]

I would write this lol! I have a character with the same name. A: Will you be a witness Lol

[@alexsiemers7898]

In an alternate reality Lady Dimetrescu was Auntie Dorris

[@alertlucasalexander9994]

I hope he does more of this, it‘s really funny. also A: Will you be a Witness?

[@breadwithsomebeans1]

I think inferkit shut down 😭

[@MagicalCureBackShots]

@@breadwithsomebeans1why??

[@Flamedcat]

i'm putting the "Knock Knock Who's There? Auntie Doris" clip in my meme folder.

[@Ashes2Ashesofficial]

12:35 it was dark when i opened my eyes, it was dark and i opened my eyes, it wasnt dark but i opened my eyes. **SPEECH 1 0 0**

[@arveersson]

but the lights came on, so it was dark?

[@gusswanson3198]

"A: Will you be a witness?" Also; 20:57 I love how the AI somehow recognized exactly what Mark typed in! XD LOL

[@shiningarmor2838]

That's the thing about copypastas, they're always the same block of text. Exactly the sort of thing a neural network might grab onto.

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

What I’ve found when using ai is that the more you give them as a prompt, the more it gives out something similar

[@SupahCray]

​@@RainbowRap123 uh...did you watch the video til the very end? Cuz it has to do with the video...ya know...the one you're commenting on? You okay? Ya tired? Don't worry! Just take a nap to recharge, then have a yummy snack! I've heard oranges are good for an energy boost! Also! Don't forget to hydrate! Have an epic day, friendo!

[@MysteryWill9125]

@@shiningarmor2838 Finally, someone said it!

[@lilmissfires]

"Why is your hair like that?" She asked. "It needs to be longer, and stronger, otherwise we'll never be able to get out of this unfathomable hole. You told me you could grow your hair at will. Did you lie to me, Mark? Did you?" He did. He had been too busy thinking of huge dohookabhankoloos and the transfer student that turned up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. And now they were doomed to be trapped in here forever, with Mark's ten mile stare and the oozing hot dog filler seeping into their shoes.

[@noneofyourbusiness2953]

TEN MILE MARK!

[@Sheelovequann]

Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯

[@miketrapper0464]

I love the names for boobs they’re so funny

[@re-vam-p]

@@Sheelovequann bot

[@marupruma1813]

Damn, the new Uzumaki remake is wack as fuck.

[@shotgunguy1993]

Spat my drink back in my cup at 15:53 at the generated text when Mark cranked up the sampling temperature

[@zakurocer2473]

The ai slowly becoming more and more creepy A: will you be a witness

[@1looiiool]

السلام عليكم ممكن ترجمة هاي) I Will destroy your sites)

[@lostlion9254]

Stolen

[@lostlion9254]

Bc I have nothing to do

[@petrmatko6628]

​@@1looiioolPeace for you too lad

[@MaxTheGameBoy]

To this day….we will never truly know what those mushrooms are made of…

[@kaiguyniki]

THEY'RE MADE OF

[@bilingualistic8514]

Listen, i dont have much time, the mushrooms are made of-

[@Tyvian135]

@@bilingualistic8514 YOU SHALT NOT SAY! COME OVER HERE!

[@spawnpoint111]

devils!

[@FargonNemeloc]

the cliffhangers are MENTAL!!!

[@sjonnoh]

10:45 That part "about the author" kinda sounded as if the AI was telling Mark that he is forced to do all this stuff because it is "a prisoner of the system and I have many debts to pay". That sounded pretty dark... A: Why is your hair like that?

[@RosyRecluse]

Welcome to the world of "bots" who are living people working for barely enough to get by in places English isn't often the primary tongue.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@RosyRecluse ? What does English have to do with anything

[@000aples]

3:26 IM SO CURIOUS OF WHAT IT SAID PLEASE MARKET POST IT SOMEWHERE

[@Certifiedmemer]

Too

[@Certifiedmemer]

Me

[@altejoh]

12:00 this is just what being ADHD feels like.

[@Prototype_Gamez]

I can confirm

[@notxtranomiakton]

I relate😂

[@BroadwayorBustBoy]

For real

[@trecoolman23]

No

[@alduinthetyrant5225]

If you ever do another one of these, be sure to ask it for your grandma's secret pancake recipe. The ai goes off the wall anytime it has to provide ingredients and instructions. A: Will you be a witness?

[@testfire3000]

recipes are hilarious!

[@sophiebrown1847]

I asked for Grandma’s secret pancake recipe and it started giving me a whole recipe for pancakes.

[@nikkiofthevalley]

It somehow went from that to someone's father being the CIA??? No, not being _in_ the CIA, _being_ the CIA... Here's the result I got.. "What is my grandmother's secret pancake recipe? Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13. Today, the 33-year-old is a PhD student researching non-Western ways of cooking, and has just published a memoir about her unconventional childhood. But for a long time, she says, she "had a hard time believing I wasn't born a farmer's daughter, in a farmhouse in the hills of Idaho." Her father, like millions of Americans, was not the son of a farmer. He was an intelligence analyst who worked for the US Air Force. WESTOVER "He went on to be the CIA, then he went to Harvard Business School, and then he set up his own international supply chain for private schools for kids," says Westover. "And all of this is just stuff that my family doesn't talk about. I remember asking my dad what it was like for him to be on the CIA. I just didn't get it." But, like many adopted kids, Westover doesn't remember her birth family - but she does remember her new one."

[@alduinthetyrant5225]

@@nikkiofthevalley "Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13" is one the greatest beginnings to a story I have ever heard.

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@alduinthetyrant5225 Also, the random "WESTOVER" in the middle.. I imagine it as if it's being screamed by some US football announcer for some reason..

[@jaleesag9786]

Mark: Puts in the word 'don't' AI: *Generates a whole R18+ love scene before our very eyes*

[@notpenumbra1342]

It must be an ISWM fan lmao

[@ANormalSaturdayOnSaturn]

timestamp?

[@jaleesag9786]

12:48

[@Hearts4Natsuki]

@@ANormalSaturdayOnSaturn 12:50

[@PotatoOrca]

Smile, don’t give up Smile, don’t give up Smile, don’t give up Will you be a witness?

[@datboiyt7112]

8:47 very devious

[@jamieTGD]

I love it how Mark is expecting something huge and just either get extremely disappointed or gets more than he asked for. Also: Why is your hair like that?

[@TippedScale]

@foopyu nooui why are you writing A:

[@isimbulamadm7972]

@@TippedScale Lol you didn't watch the video till the end.

[@小倉周平-g3u]

PVC

[@bradenduvall6630]

Down vote

[@avalidnamepls]

9:19 Why did marks "Heeffeeh" make me laugh so hard?? XD

[@ExtremeRy]

XD

[@Timeworks1]

-Not sure how this is the first time your video has been reccomended to me because your humor and creativity is awesome! Also you have 37.1m subs. Like seriously, what is yt doing? Oh wait this isn't a valid response hang on... there we go!- Why is your hair like that?

[@starchilddante]

Q: "Did you like it?" A: "Will you be a witness?" Of course, I'd be happy to testify in court.

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

2:55 When he starts blocking out text you know it's going to be interesting

[@HardcoreHC92]

Very much so 😆

[@TheSoundCrafterCompany]

But we can't read it! so it's not interesting.

[@steverogers069]

I rewrote the same thing on the website and here is what the story it made for me My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. Infront of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. I brought my other hand up, I let it slowly open. I let the oiled circle slowly slide out of my fingers, revealing my bone button. The moments were freezing and he stood frozen in his spot, looking at my body like I was crazy for touching myself in front of him. I closed my eyes for a moment and let my fingers slide down slowly. The feeling was amazing. The warm smooth pleasure of the skin between my legs. I spread my legs apart letting the finger slide in. He whispered so softly. I took a breath and opened my eyes. Ronald's eyes were clenched shut as I finger fucked myself, his fists were clenched in his lap. I knew it was the most 💀

[@thedx266]

I'm quite impressed that the AI managed to get the "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?" part 99% accurate.

[@nodezsh]

well it _is_ trained on real data, after all. you can choose on a scale whether it plays it straight or gets… creative. i think. because it seems to be more of a suggestion sometimes.

[@tmfyi8048]

I haven't seen that part yet

[@RooxtrasEkim]

Back when AI just became a thing, and it generated nonsensical stuff like this.

[@Schampu4000]

5:23 Uncle Herb, huh... I have the slight feeling that if I consume too much herbs, something bad will happen.

[@Halfblood-dl3kr]

5:55 for the BEST JOKE EVER IN EXISTENCE

[@ZoeyTheOtter]

10:33 how many wanna bet that's actually just the AI text generator speaking there? X3

[@nizzle658]

This one is always fun to come back to every few months when I need to laugh

[@literallydiamondcat]

Mark not being able to even get through the YEEHAI part made my day A. Will you be a witness?

[@Captain_Rock1]

“Will you be a witness?” ..to the Distractable Podcast featuring Mark, Wade, and Bob as they….

[@Sheelovequann]

Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯

[@miketrapper0464]

Distractible is awesome

[@RaiosSephi]

*Marvelous Mark, Wonderful Wade and... Bob

[@Captain_Rock1]

@@RaiosSephi I love that!

[@celticcountrylover]

It's interesting how many truly hilarious gems there are sprinkled in with utter nonsense. A: Will you be a witness?

[@brody_34]

NUMBER 2. THE MAN AND THE DEER!!!!!! It was a dark, moonless night, and the rural road was barely more than a faint ribbon through the dense woods. The only sounds were the rustling of leaves and the occasional hoot of an owl. I was driving home from a late-night shift at the diner, my thoughts a jumbled mix of exhaustion and the quiet solitude of the countryside. "Lookout behind you!" a voice suddenly shouted from the shadows. My heart leapt into my throat, and I instinctively slammed on the brakes. The car skidded to a halt, and I glanced frantically in the rearview mirror, half-expecting to see a pair of glowing eyes or a figure lurking in the darkness. But there was nothing. I took a deep breath, trying to calm my racing heart. "Scared a deer?" I muttered to myself, remembering how often those graceful creatures would dart across the road, startled by the headlights. At least you’ll learn, I thought, trying to find some silver lining in the moment. I had been caught not paying attention more times than I cared to count. There was that one time, a few years back, when I had run over a few deer in the dark. The thud against the hood, the sickening crunch, and the immediate guilt had haunted me for weeks. It was a lesson I never wanted to repeat. Shaking off the memory, I turned off the engine and rolled down the windows, letting the cool night air fill the car. I reached for my phone, turned up the volume, and hit play. The music burst forth, a blend of bass and melody that seemed to vibrate through the trees. As I put my life into the hands of THE MAN-my favorite musician-his voice filled the darkness, providing a strange sense of comfort. I knew, I knew. It wasn’t legal. Driving without the engine running, blasting music in the middle of the night. But in that moment, it felt like a tiny crime, mostly. I hoped. It was a way to reclaim a bit of control, to feel alive and connected in the vast, silent expanse of the night. As the music played, I leaned back in my seat and closed my eyes, letting the rhythm wash over me. The world outside seemed to pause, suspended in a moment of perfect stillness and sound. And in that moment, I found a peace I hadn’t known I needed. When the song ended, I started the car and drove slowly, more alert than before. The road ahead was still dark, but the fear and the shadows had receded. I was ready to face the night, one careful step at a time.

[@marblecthonaut]

I would love to see the story at 9:24 continued in some way, it seems really cool tbh A: Will you be a witness?

[@fia_ruka]

i know right! id read it fr

[@sprinksgoob364]

replying to a: yes

[@Turtlearesilly]

10:52 seems like a really cool story if it was a book I would read it

[@purplebean7]

Yeah I just got to that part and now I'm not sure if Mark is ok

[@julianahoussari7906]

it reminded me of fnaf, William A. because i mean, LOOK AT IT- “The only thing who come from the slaughter are the dramatic screams of the mourners, who cling to me, every single one of them. They’re trying to break away from me” It feels familiar, yk? as almost as William Afton,

[@punkin2k760]

Mark: I know, I know, its not legal Also Mark: At least I'm not breaking the law A: Why is your hair like that?

[@TheSharkAnt]

I hope

[@ganymow5430]

Typed into the site “Somebody once told me” and got this: Somebody once told me that for most of us, life begins with a good-bye. Perhaps it’s true. It certainly happened to me. All I know is that a good-bye was the last thing that I expected. The world was black and red again, but this time I could see that it was about to collapse. I turned around and pulled a brick from the wall, turned around again and pulled another one. I tore off the lintel. The whole wall fell in front of me. I was inside. The ground was wet. It was from rain. My hands were wet. I looked around. It was too dark to see. Then I heard a noise. I heard a voice calling my name. It was only a single word, but it was repeating, and it was louder than I expected. It was screaming. I didn’t know what I was doing there, but I knew that I had to find the source of the noise. “Lies, lies, lies, Lies, lies,” the voice was saying. I heard a commotion around me, all I could hear were cries, screams, and laughter. They were all surrounding me. “Lies, lies, lies, Lies, lies,

[@SynthwaveJade]

What the f-

[@genuphobia1029]

That sounds like an actual nightmare someone has had. Maybe even multiple people. AI is terrifying.

[@astuteanansi4935]

*I need to get myself away from this place*

[@kolakutusu1]

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

[@GilbertGarfield911]

@@kolakutusu1 I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

[@MicrowavedMicrowave]

All of these stories end up being something a patient in a straight jacket would say repeatedly to himself in a white rubber room

[@STARR503]

With rats

[@nocturnalenvy]

"willl you be a witness?" haven't laughed this hard at a video in a while, real good stuff!!

[@sallyj632]

You gotta answer the question. Will you be a witness?

[@funforall9741]

11:00 genuinely has the makings of a great indie horror game...

[@SalwaCreationTime]

Yess ! It's pretty interesting honestly :D

[@CandyFlossWizard1928]

6:14 YOU HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR

[@Pawtacle]

...To think this was only two years ago. We're just thoroughly fucked with the rise of AI, aren't we?

[@Joeyboona]

12:55 It just got spicy

[@Spingleblab2GO]

Wattpad be like:

[@davidmortimer9764]

"You really are so pretty." Man, these need to just keep going. Some of these have great plot potential and they cut off just as it's getting good.

[@CuhJitCuhJit]

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ratio

[@raphi6817]

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC L + Bite of 87'

[@coins_png]

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC + actual bot + copy pasted + no soul + enter captcha + sort by relevant + activate windows 10

[@coins_png]

oof i went all out on that bot. sorry about that lol

[@pokesonav]

You can just keep generating them. There is no hard stop.

[@X-SPONGED]

1:04 Mark : _(Creates a Conflict with His Character who is on The Edge of a Cliff while implying a Backstory which led him to This Crucial Point)_ AI : _"B U T I T W A S A L L A D R E A M !!!"_

[@Rodent69]

lmao

[@TubaNinja099]

FNAF dream theory be like

[@SCP-173z]

Dr. Pepper we need that case file on SCP [REDACTED]

[@GreentixxyTheZeldaFan]

Gow 1 end be like

[@Ian-99999]

2024: website is dead Me:WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!?

[@kgratia4748]

rest in peace

[@jionmionskwisgaar1476]

4:21 feels like a moment a dad forgot he took mushrooms

[@batgh0ul]

5:36 This lowkey looks like a Tumblr post

[@cyruszatkinson]

22:58 And so, that week, 149 monkeys entered the store, and only 8 left alive…

[@bneeps]

i found that the text that was generated being blurred out was funnier than a lot of the other stuff in the video.

[@wjhull]

"Why is your hair like that?" is my go-to, but any of those answers will do when a job interviewer asks you about your greatest shortcoming.

[@thethmooteresa]

Truely

[@seekthineselfcultivateyour3657]

7:05 The Ai put an F in the chat.

[@ExtremeRy]

XD

[@Yaan789v2]

F

[@a_person1197]

F

[@JanLawrenceCallado]

F

[@AtomicGolem]

F

[@akobakotv]

13:05 "I don't know what to do, Robin," Mark: "Who's Robin?!?" A-Train:

[@Dovakean05]

After finding this video I have to watch it in intervals because I LAUGH TO THE POINT WHERE I STOP BREATHING!!!

[@Azubi_Meatball4349]

14:56 for anyone wondering, that link doesnt exist

[@dat_fast_boi]

shoutout to youtube's timed comment sort thing the only good recent feature

[@ImZhald]

@@dat_fast_boi YES finally someone who agrees. I use it all the time

[@stromegy5792]

@@ImZhald same lol

[@alexisbrink7161]

@@ImZhald same

[@SalwaCreationTime]

Ah , make sense

[@jerzyk7724]

1:20 it just denied Mark's text and created its own

[@AbsnormalCoolest]

Mark imma let you finish but was it all just a dream

[@riissaa9]

ok 8:58 really got me there. i just can't------ 🤣

[@memebooms5813]

Hahahahahah lol XDDDDD

[@telysajackson4368]

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe XD

[@tetraploid5000]

OH MY GOODNESS WHY AM I LAUGHING AT 8 YEAR OLD HUMOR

[@redthinggy5199]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆

[@rudyvalencia8436]

I'm laughing so hard that I can't hear it XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@glitchallieplayz230]

this was one of my favorite videos tbh. especially the anime plot A:will you be a witness?

[@TiiPiii]

Q: “Did you like it?” A: "Will you be a witness?”I tried to sell the products by showing up in person and being happy to be there.

[@Sheelovequann]

Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

@@Sheelovequann another one? Really?

[@lorrex3420]

man i had no idea AI had romance novels for the first thing in fiction A: Why is your hair like that?

[@chi6423]

i lowered the creativity to .1 and now whenever i try to make a knock knock joke it just repeats "i dont know." over and over and over A: you really are so pretty!

[@P1G30N_W1Z4RD]

I love how everyone is talking about everything else but I am geeking out about how mark quoted SD-N at 21:03

[@ChaosBleeds911]

Me seeing the blurred text: what kind of crazy kinky shit is this about? Mark: it was horribly racist Me: oh... That's no good.

[@kierstinishere4693]

I literally thought the same thing lol

[@u.nforcesalx9892]

Republican AI moment .____.

[@swisystuff]

it was just a little, a tad tiny bit.

[@dylandumdum]

Same tho, I thought Ronald was gonna double stoff some bamhurger buns, turns out its just racist. I don't know which is better in this situation

[@DestinyObake]

Same. I was expecting a “Lixian blur that!”

[@Booger_aidz]

Answers to “Q: Do you like it?” A: “Will you be a witness?” Yes, I will. And I already have a team of hitmen spies all over the USA currently *in your walls.* B: “Wow you really are so pretty!” I’m flustered. C: “Why is your hair like that?” Why would it not be like that?

[@crispycontent8024]

You're supposed to choose from one of the three answers.

[@zombotany3443]

Q: did

[@Booger_aidz]

@@crispycontent8024 I choose A, popular choice I assume

[@Rudiced]

why *my* walls

[@Booger_aidz]

@@Rudiced only the very best walls 😈

[@spyrofrost9158]

Auntie Doris: At last, I live again! I'm here to devour your souls!" Uncle Herb: Hey check out this sweet robe.

[@GBS4893]

I thought Auntie Doris had taken Uncle Herb's appearance

[@gabriellebelasco-murray7387]

11:03 Ok that AI Paragraph actually went deep. Props to InferKit