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[@FilmsGio]

Like this video for more!

[@rosebit]

first like to this comment...

[@shortney8661]

hi

[@hotmomc1665]

why did you change wii 6 shop to r/entitledparents #8

[@tutin9930]

I wont haha >:(

[@proconqueror]

1 minute ago!

[@BurnUpGaming]

“The last thing you ate is what you have to name him.” And that kids, is how I named Meatball Sub.

[@Ryomensukunahj]

Hello Mr. Juice

[@WeenDiggins]

Hello Mr.Juice

[@proconqueror]

Hello Sir. Pasta Pizza with a side of Spaghetti Sr.

[@lethallightning2]

Hello Dead Rat I found in a Subway Parking Lot

[@sylvikai3357]

Hello heavy cream starbucks drink i deeply regret help why did i order this

[@K3hlz]

KZbin after making KZbin kids: So anyway, i started demonitizing.

[@bearrett_8783]

Hey Billy, frick you

[@michelledavies3923]

Billy I never knew robots could make an account!

[@mvvkingz]

frick you billy

[@ahmed4363]

Wtf is everyone talking about why are you cursing billy

[@K3hlz]

@Mohammad Abubakr i just fell over and then i had a account¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@chickenandchips1263]

Person: Diamonds are a girls best friend! Me: *HORSE*

[@rowboat10]

i laughed at this too hard

[@UNGOC_Engineer3231]

G O R T

[@epicboxx3838]

evutea HeY YoU StoLe ThaT fRom Thef VidEoI

[@chickenandchips1263]

Legendary Pizzabox EVOLVED yes I’m sorry

[@ambrilyn4623]

I mean it’s kind of true in Royale high- Their currency is diamonds-

[@Eevee860]

Red is literally an ingredient in red velvet cake, the only reason it's red is because of red food dye

[@chlaciecc]

no you're wrong it's just *r e d*

[@everettjohnson5709]

@@chlaciecc ur right. zack is so goddamn dumb smh

[@fluffypeanut5948]

zach Heckart no damn Sherlock

[@cheese17740]

awww your pop is so cuuute!!!!!

[@americankoopastudios]

DoorDash person: We’re out of cheese for our hammed burger. Me: Hammit!

[@absolsinferno]

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[@carstealer]

@@absolsinferno Sjdidh h i yh you hacring a stromek bro? hdhdge tugging nI fhf fig and yduhdh:&):;&&)_)$92;2(28$2

[@theamazingangstyteen-man3535]

satan yes yes, I agree with you

[@americankoopastudios]

Well, r/ihadastroke #8 confirmed?

[@carstealer]

@@americankoopastudios I understand him

[@cactuspuppy65]

When you don't have nofictions on but you are still early I am sped

[@hajaspeh]

I'm man

[@pizzacruzt]

I'm amvv spoeedo

[@batvaleska]

I am a Speedo, sir.

[@poloproductions4302]

Robert's got a quick hand He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan He's got a rolled cigarette Hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid Yeah found a six shooter gun In his dad's closet, oh in a box of fun things I don't even know what But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet Daddy works a long day He be coming home late, and he's coming home late And he's bringing me a surprise 'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice I've waited for a long time Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger I reason with my cigarette And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

[@roomsickgirlsescape]

I’m spid dnrbxhhhdj

[@Dod.O39]

I actually love red velvet cake, super delicious

[@Kenoboi_42]

My favorite ingredient is red

[@unclemiggery7978]

Kenoboi yes

[@unclemiggery7978]

Squirt Playz are you having a stroke bruh

[@carrotheadman_]

Yeah I like how it has red in

[@carrotheadman_]

@@envy_7421 is something wrong here

[@jabudecapricornio8750]

When you find a book about teaching crabs how to read : "ah the forbidden runes"

[@carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126]

And then you have all of the high council behind you. Ah, so relatable.

[@thelegend07-gamingandmore]

Kansei Dorifto ?!

[@sinclairdan1]

Idk someone :Aww, what a cute pupper! What's his name? Me:Subway.

[@has5ul707]

Subway Su

[@fr9261]

Hammed burger :(

[@Cyorg13]

obama this is a comment that smells like macaroni

[@KanyeSouth-tj4cn]

this is a link to obamas last name kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@KanyeSouth-tj4cn]

@n_vckk wrong link kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6emiHd6pN1kpKc

[@tutin9930]

Mmm

[@faland0069]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmacaroni

[@pronectar6866]

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

[@slnphle397]

6:20 Mans really said 10/10 definately would come again LMAOO 💀😭😭

[@no-do5od]

2:07 here is the almighty “hammed burger :(“ one, you’re welcome 😂

[@Jason49110]

7:12 this feels like something the actual Peter would do

[@MattTheCommenter]

0:16 Mom when she's realises my sister ate all the crisp packets in one day:

[@KanyeSouth-tj4cn]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@Ethern0]

@DeadPool I know that link, don’t think your fooling anyone.

[@jackattack5092]

@@KanyeSouth-tj4cn rick rolled by dead pool.... f in the chat

[@jackattack5092]

@@Ethern0 ah.... I see you are much wiser than me

[@OZZYALY]

Jackattack509 f for you and f for me

[@TruffulyCake]

to whoever disliked this video: h o r s e

[@josiahtrelawny6306]

to the person who wrote this comment: thank you for making my life better and- H O R S E

[@MIDEUM.]

h o r s e

[@omegachadrequiem3831]

H. O. R. S. E

[@user-bf7oz5tq7r]

hors e

[@flushedfacegaming5781]

e s r o h

[@maxfarrell7237]

We need more of this subreddit.

[@daniaarts]

person: "non-binary people don't exist!" me: "i guess I'm Venezuela then"

[@commitcrimes3070]

Aha! A fellow enby! :D

[@shmoop_da_shmoop2870]

lēmōn bālm HAPPY NON BINARY VISIBILITY WEEK

[@doublecircus]

Yes!! Hello fellow nbs

[@gurogoth]

Eyyyy Fellow nonbinary

[@shmoop_da_shmoop2870]

Kyubi Gamez ayyyyyy

[@whereisspacekey]

3:31 video game tips be like: tip! remember to keep breathing, you need to breathe to stay alive!

[@gustavocontreras978]

there is always that one show series that we all think nobody likes, but when you reveal it,EVERYBODY LIKES IT(how good it feels)

[@jimmynutrition5167]

7:07 Uh, yeah, the baby is doing a proper form. He's doing the cat and cow yoga stretch.

[@kathrynkeesecker5905]

He's tryna do pushups tho

[@sharksuperiority9736]

Man, Pukicho is a legend. Best poster on any website Also the first joke that comes to mind whenever I read those “Whatever you last ate is his name” is always a sex joke

[@josiahtrelawny6306]

4:02 Yes, my horse got me this shirt.

[@victoriasmith490]

04:40😂 I love the way his voice changes throughout all of his videos

[@mrsteriotype9290]

I edited my profile so the replies make no sense. Here's the original comment Hammed burger? B-but my name is... CHEESED BURGER! there, ya happy know?

[@emannk07]

B-but my name is Burger hammed and cheesed

[@rowboat10]

B-but my name is Burger cheesed hammed burger hammed

[@NikTehWafel]

Steamed hams

[@Artizap_]

I like your name is literally cheeseburger

[@your_local_barbz1505]

NOOOO

[@boomerhunter5705]

"whats good honeboy" and how he said it make me laugh.he got me good.haven't laugh in months.thank you

[@rykeraccardiyaoi]

okay I was legit crying earlier looking forward to some laughs Also 69 percent battery nice

[@eyrthwyrm]

A loser who draws same

[@leopardlipstick]

u ok?

[@rocky_25]

Don't worry, your not the only one

[@rykeraccardiyaoi]

semisardonic yeah. Just Minecraft music.

[@leopardlipstick]

@@rykeraccardiyaoi haha okay, fair enough. that minecraft music do get me emotional 😔👊

[@LunaWolf3232]

"Do you accept constructive criticism?" Ad: "invest as little as £1-"

[@rehenayesmin6126]

3:08 ofc there's red, how else will u make *red* velvet cake lol

[@42LMS]

0:47 reminds me of another meme that said "When my favorite youtuber don't upload Me: Where's the comically large knife"

[@mynamemyname5635]

“The last thing you ate is what you have to name him.” hammed burger..?

[@ethanbowers4194]

Two tancos and a dr.peepee with a hassnurger on the side

[@kaz2726]

Bagle with cheem crease

[@david-bd8op]

“Im hungry your food” “What?” “GONE”

[@chezwashere]

I can't stop listening to the way he says horse at 4:09

[@BiGAlelen]

I rarely never see a ninja go meme out of ninjago videos feels nice seeing them

[@samuelhan8051]

7:48 I accidentally fast forwarded it 10 seconds to just a dude screaming

[@WIZARDOFTX5]

The end credits are getting better and better

[@burastics]

My grandma is actually 69 years old. ✨Nice✨

[@Buckeshots]

You are first, congratulations bro

[@Cyorg13]

Nice

[@-jammy4123]

Noice( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@robbiemarks1613]

NOICE 👌

[@zenoyz2082]

Ok redditor

[@AiRsTrIkExXzZ]

1:47 they need candles so they can stop from monsters spawning in their house

[@luvashrr]

" the officers were- " Ad: *toothpaste*

[@rorymanley6696]

Evacuate the city... Engage ALL defences... *AND GET THIS MAN A HAMMED BURGER.*

[@leik7728]

5:56 if u look at it “dogs do get tired of barking” is bolder then not does that mean something

[@kimberlyfundaro989]

*Dogs do* not *get tired of barking*

[@QueenGreenflame]

0:40 Yes. Do. *Not.* Bully. Me. For making my whole channel around it... O ~O''

[@david-bd8op]

dont lie who has been a fan of giofilms since a time im not gifting anyone cuz no

[@rowboat10]

same

[@radioactivegaming6781]

I've been here since that one time

[@roguedude1299]

Oh yeah I remember I’ve been here since Time.

[@BuhBungus]

Ture

[@vxre777]

Lmafo

[@littlepinktiger3891]

5:10 Aww I love you Deep Dish Pizza!

[@Paddylol]

0:49 he is speaking the language of spamton

[@no-do5od]

Last thing I ate was McDonalds fries. I’m naming it McDonald’s.

[@jadaft7]

Guys does anyone actually know where the family guy roleplay really is?

[@rosepetunia1829]

At IHOP.

[@radslimecostsadime7670]

You say The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay You cry In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement when you went away Now you're making me mad Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man You'll be back, soon you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell You'll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall We have seen each other through it all And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da You say our love is draining and you can't go on You'll be the one complaining when I am gone And no, don't change the subject 'Cause you're my favorite subject My sweet, submissive subject My loyal, royal subject Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever You'll be back like before I will fight the fight and win the war For your love, for your praise And I'll love you 'til my dying days When you're gone, I'll go mad So don't throw away this thing we had 'Cause when push comes to shove I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat- Everybody! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da Da da dat dat da ya da! Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da Dat dat da ya da!

[@Kenoboi_42]

Amir V. Go away King George

[@Art3riez]

@@radslimecostsadime7670 where is the song from? I feel like it's from Hamilton but I'm not sure

[@mysticsquijet2006]

@@radslimecostsadime7670 Why the hell is King George here, please explain??

[@diamondjub2318]

*casually orders 2000 giant limestone cubes over the internet to create the ultimate coffin*

[@IcemilkIllusion]

Imagine skateboarding and accidentally becoming the first woman in history.

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

Happens all the time honestly

[@spooderman6312]

Once i drew a cat and became the firt guy in history

[@shortney8661]

one dislike already and it wasn’t even posted a minute ago wtf

[@melodyrohr8902]

Now it is 6, I minute later

[@coffeeii2372]

x shortney x dislike bots

[@pretendswifty3618]

E

[@axorigin]

If u think about, early dislikes are dedicated hatred- ;-;''

[@rebeccadavis918]

@@axorigin yeah, some people just subscribe to him to dislike whenever he posts a video

[@aritgirlfoamflinging4816]

3:42 thanks for the tip Odyssey

[@bezzel7521]

5:43 oh god that’s a thing? No no no no

[@toastybread2493]

"what's good homeboy" -Blake Smith

[@choppership465]

6:48 i actually feel sad for that guy

[@Blixurd]

When Gio pronounced "Ninja-go" as "Ninja-ago".. I knew that it was the end of the world

[@beeduomybeloved1849]

*offended*

[@im_a_tide_pod]

He’s Australian

[@cars3official]

Mother: Have a great day Dad: Why Dad: *filloziferr*

[@cancelik3891]

Ooooooh boy, can’t wait for someone to not get the joke and correct you.

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

@@cancelik3891 hammed burger :(

[@Vanilla-Suite]

@@The-S-H3lf-Eater gone

[@ambrilyn4623]

Ketchup Boi Yeah hammed burger :(((

[@LittleIcarus]

It's philosopher* Learn to spell.

[@RP744TehObjectThingy]

1:47 HOLY GOOD GRAVY THIS TWEET WAS FEATURED ON WRECK IT RALPH 2

[@JussiValkila]

6:25 also he is a local guide.

[@ARCHIVED9610]

This is heaven for comedy heaven

[@siwnares_]

Ah, yes, r/comedyheaven, the equavilent of 21th century humor.

[@nohintshere]

hi again

[@KanyeSouth-tj4cn]

answer this comment

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

21 *th*

[@KanyeSouth-tj4cn]

@@c0smic.dw3ller kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

@@KanyeSouth-tj4cn not falling for that

[@DarwinskiYT]

4:42 atleast he was considerate and blurred out the kitten's and rat' faces to protect their identity

[@marissahotaling1994]

lol I was in the middle of watching another one of these videos and now this one posted

[@kenaoki5115]

lol

[@orange20cargaming38]

Oll

[@swirlnomie5537]

lol

[@tutin9930]

That happens alot

[@reallifejasminehd9766]

I like “whats good homeboy” lol

[@Whatamievingdoing]

6:55 is I was that dad the kid better say his prayers before I push him off the Grand Canyon

[@Blockly806]

9:05 You know it's 2020 when "!PICTURE MY BOOTY UP IN 3D!"

[@marzi_4068]

I’m really confused is this meant to be a comedy heaven or.. sounds like a software gore mixed with a crappy design and ihadastroke 🤔🤔🤔

[@magpineapple]

Weirdly funny things.

[@elijah7372]

A bunch of these videos are, we all just ignore it.

[@basilsfakejordans]

Things that are so unfunny that they are just funny. Its how our humour has evolved.

[@daninapan983]

I am in heaven with this comedy

[@JamesterIsDivergent]

1:40 wait... its all beef? Always has been

[@therealunicornselene]

"Why did you name your dog Richard?" "That's actually a funny story, you see..."

[@plubbo7976]

Why yes, my gender is Venezuela

[@michaeltdm1017]

Mine is 🅱️

[@Gio_in_6D]

I consider myself "please select gender"

[@아리10-l9e]

Mine is fada cubana camilla cabello

[@herbfanboy388]

mine is jamaica

[@humanperson6372]

9:04 nice Teen Titans Go! To The Movies reference

[@the_marketplace407]

6:09 that’s not comedy heaven it’s mad lads

[@bengalimagicalcooking6686]

"Name the last thing you ate" *thats how Yolo Yogurt was created*

[@foxxpenguin3036]

4:27 He must like in new york

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

Yes lol.

[@AhmedEx1.]

4:39 wtf that's my kitten! Give me bread back!

[@corinnewhite951]

At 3:42 its assassin's Creed odyssey

[@bonus8386]

that mailman is so disturbed

[@eyeb4ll296]

5:09 I name him Toga

[@idontknowwhattonamethis293]

0:33 he looks terrified of a mega crap he just took

[@kallmekatt_318]

3:25 it says “platic”

[@ZenKekK]

“Last thing you ate is what you have to name him” Welp gotta name him double cheese burger with extra ketchup 10 large fries.

[@NikTehWafel]

Who would dislike this masterpiece?

[@thegreatjan]

bots?

[@q12aw50]

TheGreatJan X yep. Bots and fans of bigger channels

[@fakename3396]

Australians

[@tonypeppermint5329]

People who do no appreciate masterpieces.

[@toocooltododrugspencil1691]

The people that disliked this video?

[@annewoldhuis4408]

Great vid!

[@whyology.]

2:51 Yes I am *v e n e z u e l a*

[@mrlemonyt5053]

The thumb nail is what brought me here "out of cheese what food. sorry what. hammed burger"

[@generalhenrystickmin]

If you are a boomer or a zoomer, don't worry! *We will laugh at both of you*

[@buckskinstallion77]

8:30 OP's name. ROFLMAO Now it's in my head and I can never unsee it!

[@eicas_11]

Not first but still early! Great vids!

[@rashelstottlemire4515]

Y e a h

[@marvinv1912]

Eitan Cassway y e s

[@ojie285]

Guess what? I'm 38 minutes late

[@lluciassuarez]

Nelson Lantican so am I!

[@Kierannolan93]

@@lluciassuarez im not im just far into the vid hahahhah

[@vinnyvaldivia7808]

ah yes a new giofilms video

[@justagecko4113]

Hello there. Have a nice day random followers if the KZbin algorithm!!! 😃

[@thatanimedude9118]

General Kenobi.

[@chriskandfaragaming1592]

You are a bold one

[@Kenoboi_42]

That is me

[@loganstudios7729]

5:13 LOL I HAVE TO CALL HIM CORNDOG

[@Xx_ShallowBeliever_xX]

Hi gio! I’m a huge fan ilysm!!!!! I love you and dark dom so much!!!!! I hope you have a nice day!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

[@NikTehWafel]

Rissa The Taco Cat 🐱 I got my kids from a friend and it is like the same guy in here lol 😝 day one ☝️ I got the kids from a party 🎊 I had my birthday 🍰 I got my first day back in here today I love 💗 a nice 👍 day for my kids the best way I am a good one ☝️ I am in love 🥰 I am not here I have no way I

[@Qkwhdkahsl]

Nick The Waffle XD

[@Kierannolan93]

@@NikTehWafel wut

[@Kierannolan93]

Omega fanboy alert

[@thegreatjan]

@@NikTehWafel what are you trying to say?

[@lisahenry20]

4:39 my cats haven't taken down anything like that rat but one of them did manage to kill a really bit bird (then drag it into the kitchen. I don't actually know how they managed that because it's a pretty big step into the house) and one of them caught a squirrel which surprised us because squirrels are usually too quick for cats.

[@babyyoda9407]

Guys help my paranoid roommates keep saying the house we live in is haunted even though I’ve been living there for over 300 years and haven’t noticed anything weird

[@Qkwhdkahsl]

Giofilms should put this in the next r/cursedcomments video

[@monke3387]

You stole that joke from r/woooosh.

[@anubis9692]

How original

[@batvaleska]

copies :/

[@LouieFromPikmin]

Is that you, Wisp?

[@ryanfrisby7389]

Awesome video Gio!

[@swagbossdemon1273]

I'm laughing my ass of hammed burger lmaoooooo

[@sunsag79]

hammed burger :(

[@sunsag79]

bee wax

[@sunsag79]

Red

[@sunsag79]

Cheemcrease

[@sunsag79]

Chimney chamga

[@sunsag79]

Peanuts

[@zzbeazley]

5:09 omg I'd have to name the dog oreo that's actually adorable

[@bellah4121]

God creating pangolgn God: anteaters remember them Angel: yes..... God: make them pinecones Angel that's odd but - God :I'M NOT DONE YET God: make the babies stand on 2 legs Angel ok pangolins on the list

[@alittlekittycat7472]

oh no stealed from tubler

[@cookiecraftfriend1051]

*Me: Casually waiting for the ad at the end of the video to support GioFilms*