r/facepalm Best Posts #26

[@Last_Person]

The “I won’t use stoplights” sounds like someone’s sarcastic way to teach Karen’s to wear masks

[@lucabralia5125]

yeah

[@10thletter40]

It did seem like that. Although wearing a mask isnt even that useful anyway(my opinion) but it def sounds like satire

[@lucabralia5125]

@@10thletter40 what do you mean? wearing a mask is useful. Some people might have covid without knowing it and if they have a mask it's less likely for them to transmit it.

[@KitsuneMp9]

It 100% is satire

[@mostafazahid1710]

Also, anti-vaxxers too.

[@mattydins]

Finally more faces to palm.

[@paulpilapil4024]

More palms to face

[@NotASpyPootis]

palms to faces sounds like a fetish.

[@mattydins]

@Paul Pilapil GOOD GOD, MAN YOU’RE RIGHT

[@paulpilapil4024]

JustANotNormalGuy it kinda does

[@ABM_GD]

😀🌴 It’s a face palm Yeah that was really bad

[@sock3981]

Fun fact: People *die* if they are killed

[@ybbark6062]

no way

[@rgntornados8828]

is that a mother flipping fate reference?

[@Australian-chicken]

Really!?!?! Gotta go check that out....

[@Keys616]

U sure? I need to fact check that

[@machohippo6412]

this man's brain is bigger than trumps forehead

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

"Who is this "Geese" and why are they not allowed?"

[@yellowmello1223]

It's for the Unnamed Goose (what I like to call him) from Untitled Goose Game.

[@equaius893]

NO Stupid ItS the AniMal!

[@bobcat_named_bob]

whoa, who’s geese? Am I supposed to know him?

[@whydoyoucare_pK]

Logan Pettit So true also can it be played on IPads? I can’t find it anymore?

[@sanek_1648]

No it’s thatcanadiangoose on KZbin!

[@TruffulyCake]

I will only end up on this subreddit if I try to make a joke.

[@h-Films]

r/facepalm

[@10thletter40]

@@h-Films completely concur. This man needs more faith in himself r/facepalm

[@jameswarf6456]

r/facepalm, you've already made a joke, or more specifically, your parents did.

[@TruffulyCake]

@@jameswarf6456 More we have in common.

[@xandtheironminer602]

r/facepalm

[@Sapphireskittles]

"NO GEESE" *Untitled goose game vibes intensify*

[@InSammity]

Thats what i was thinking

[@Xetheon]

Lucky for you! Even more G E E S E.

[@x.minmin]

so true

[@dionettaeon]

I'm surprised this comment section isn't swarming with that vibe.

[@Sapphireskittles]

@@dionettaeon same

[@TinyFoxTom]

The roadrunner tunnel made me chuckle, but the fact that someone fell for it made me bruise my kidneys from laughing so hard.

[@liam0k]

School says “No Wearing Pajamas during online classes” What are you gonna do send me home?! That made my day 😂

[@NotASpyPootis]

so there was this guy harassing the geese and they had to put that sign to keep him away,since there are no geese there,THERE ARE N O G E E S E

[@xigfdpwqtavgd2107]

I like this comment

[@theb2rd]

Nah I think the goose was the one terrorizing HIM.

[@wolfie1179]

Hummingb1rd and maybe ge has a new friend

[@Andri-nd7ow]

No u

[@wolfie1179]

Andri 2009 nice and original comment that relates to everything in this thread

[@imogenekoch2151]

I have a feeling the stoplight post was just a post mocking anti-maskers and showing them the flaws in their logic

[@neromastic4512]

Congratulations on whoever drew the Fake Tunnel. It made my day.

[@machohippo6412]

The post: Who's this sign for? The goose in untitled goose game: Am I a joke to you?

[@Xetheon]

The *Geese There are 2.

[@DrRank]

@@Xetheon Well, they did just announce co-op...

[@fluffystuff500]

2:05 That's the point. They're mocking people who don't wear masks.

[@bf4k]

I once slapped cement, it hurt like a hard high five

[@generalblue5592]

Noted. I'll try it

[@bf4k]

@@generalblue5592 don't, it hurts

[@generalblue5592]

@@bf4k I'm gonna do it.

[@bf4k]

@@generalblue5592 don't, I'm trying to safe your life

[@susamogus8331]

He's gonna do it mate, he's gonna do it

[@Seed]

Geese. The sign is for geese.

[@ZUnknownFox]

honestly painting a tunnel with roadrunner next to it is more of a mad lad in my opinion...

[@jamessavoury6940]

"NO GEESE" *geese was never an option.*

[@rylanellis4944]

I clicked off of texting my mom for this.

[@npc-333]

You madlad

[@Dizzyfizz]

I'm calling the cops

[@SketchUT]

Tegan Scott your name is one letter off from mine also I’m gonna call the cops on rylan Ellis too

[@Andri-nd7ow]

No u

[@wahoo.]

R/madlads

[@MattTheCommenter]

"Security Robot Given The Gift Of Intelligence Chooses To Drown Itself" *Cheers bro, I'll drink to that.*

[@republicofglarnesia186]

If Prince Philip looked that old several decades ago, then I don’t wanna imagine how he looks now

[@Jenbobby]

dead

[@irrelevaantidiot]

Um not alive

[@plantimations1232]

Nobody: EA passwords in 2026: 0:55

[@koltisn]

I just love how nobody talks about there being “effect” instead of “affect” 3:15

[@joshuafeickert2448]

I noticed it, but made the decision to remain silent.

[@koltisn]

Joshua Feickert but I decided to state it 😂

[@morganrobinson4741]

Tbh I get them confused a lot.

[@Mecal21]

It's because it doesn't really matter, does it?

[@Mecal21]

@@morganrobinson4741 and that's ok!

[@internetexplorer8121]

Wow gio, this is a very good first video! Your channel will become something huge in the future and I'm sure of it!

[@irrelevaantidiot]

Lmao

[@thatdemoninthecar]

Thanks, Internet Explorer

[@tilfeldigsau7940]

4:15 Charles Babbage designed the first mechanical printer in the 1800s, for use with the Difference Engine that he also developed in 1822.

[@catkingdoms503]

“Who is This Sign For?” *untitled goose game fan noises*

[@TheoZaHero]

“No Geese Allowed” Terry Bogard, Andy Bogard, and Joe Higashi: *ALRIGHT! FINALLY!*

[@wolfie1179]

Untitled goose: *sad hjönk*

[@lukelodeon7750]

2000: HAPPY NEW MILLENNIUM! 2001: (let’s not talk about that, 2001, NYC,) 2002: chilling, totally no wars 2003: AAAAAAAAAAAAA 2004: OI 2005: Katrina hits and Nickelodeon studios closes 2006: chill 2007: also chill 2008: New President time 2009: nothing much 2010: HAPPY NEW DECADE! 2011: Osama bin laden, is killed. 2012: Shooting in a school. 2013: idk 2014: very chill 2015: mmmmm cake 2016: hot summers 2017: storm 2018: winter very cold 2019: HAPPY NEW DECADE! 2020: 🔫🔫🧨💣🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠💥💥💥💥 2021: hey remember when the world was about to end in 2020? Yeah me neither. 1999: where did everyone go?

[@leroidethule]

Hol up

[@simplemonade5980]

KZbin Channel that describes you

[@royalrebel8380]

The perfect thing to watch while making my own videos! They make me feel not as bad about myself tbh

[@10thletter40]

2:10 This literally has to be satire, but then again seeing the driving of those around me...

[@quill_bee]

It literally is satire, it's suppose to rip on anti-mask people

[@10thletter40]

@@quill_bee I was making fun of other drivers on the road 😅

[@quill_bee]

@@10thletter40 😂 Yeah I agree, just making sure ya know since Gio fell for it

[@mudkipmadness7072]

it is

[@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611]

In Utah, laws are a suggestion

[@brixxit365]

“Chicken should never be rare, that’s called salmonella.” -giofilms 2020

[@zakosist]

4:28 I wonder why they think boobs exist in the first place and what babies would live on before formula was invented...

[@goosle]

Me: looks at thumbnail Also me: "Time to leave"

[@alli0916]

Whoever disliked this video doesn’t have a sense of humor.

[@mocaxx4078]

Susan, there are THREE dislikes U>U

[@NotASpyPootis]

i did just to like it again,UwU

[@pmel9912]

Sp4c3 G4l4xy lol

[@aphex206]

What if they laughed so hard that they died and had a seizure accidentally disliking the vid

[@nightcorechiefkeef]

jucay DOG that might be the case...

[@user-hnjga8is1zr6u]

1:27 the way he says "hi" though, I'm melting

[@JESUS-hu5wc]

Uh. Let me tell you a little secret... That sign... is for... geese.

[@jesusloveskb]

How they gon read it

[@GetRidOfHandles]

“Every 60 days in Africa, a year passes.”

[@Liggliluff]

(3:10) There are different versions of Bluetooth, so the model does determine if the Bluetooth is compatible. Plus, you'll probably use an app with the connection, so the app might not be compatible with the OS version, being the real reason why it isn't compatible.

[@signbear999]

1:09 I've been to that exact Exxon. That's in Breezewood PA, near the abadoned Turnpike. There is a hotel in the upper right, it burned down and now there's just a shell of a building. Also, that intersection is a nightmare. The light turned red right when we pulled up, and I had to wait 5 African minutes there.

[@ServantOfSatania]

7:18 This. This is what every "institutionalised racism" conspiracy theorist sounds like

[@dekrakins]

"No geese" Geese: "Darn Phil were not welcome here either"

[@charlescalvin9503]

Gio: Motorcycle Me: *Hears MuRdErCyClE*

[@lizzie8742]

2:14 plot twist The sign was a joke about Untitled Goose Game and everyone just got r/wooooshed

[@TisTreyTL]

The thumbnail is perfectly timed with the announcement for an update of untitled goose game.

[@paulinebunag4875]

Peace was never an option

[@randomstuff45752]

Minecraft: makes raw chicken poison you. 5:22 Also Minecraft: am I a joke to you?

[@neptuneWX]

my r/facepalm is Using a phone button but there isn’t a phone

[@Jasmine-gs4qh]

xD

[@Andri-nd7ow]

No u

[@SnowKiwi]

2:14 that sign is clearly meant for the untitled goose

[@mattjw16]

1:37 Well, “several” _can_ mean “seven” but not always. “Seven” is always “several”, but “several” isn’t always “seven”.

[@lindajackson8936]

My logic: a few is 2-4, several is 5-8, a bunch is 8-12 and a lot is 15+

[@cyanity1017]

*godzilla had a fucking stroke trying to read this post*

[@mattjw16]

@Linda Jackson Technically ”a few”, ”several”, ”a bunch”, and ”a lot” are just any number greater than 2. So while I think most people would agree with you on when to use each word, it would not _technically_ be wrong to say a million things is ”just a few”.

[@Nakia11798]

Just like the banana and fruit logic

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

@@lindajackson8936 couple is 2

[@imcrimgy8057]

No matter how many swears reddit has, gio is still going to censor them

[@CartmanBro.Official]

Last time I was this early Corona was still just a beer this comment is so old im updating this of June 4 2021 and this comment was stolen

[@Australian-chicken]

Those good times lol

[@CartmanBro.Official]

@@Australian-chicken yeah

[@totallybloom]

It also meant crown

[@alexanderbolton]

@@totallybloom as in the two constellations, Corona borealis and corona australis

[@Numerlo]

hmmmm this video was uploaded last month.. M

[@buzzbuzz4615]

7:40 ow wow a minecraft daylight sensor came out of your nose woah

[@luxdavid2.027]

6:39 as spanish, I also read salsa

[@Thxtnt]

Nobody: Gio: you should go back to marths class

[@dattiti]

4:38 About that, most of our milk comes from goats.

[@idkanumorhle]

Dude that sign is for the goose from Untitled Goose Game

[@baldability]

2:04 this post is satire, the real facepalm is the guy who posted it lol

[@featheryfemme]

It's been a while since, but I left the facepalm subreddit a long time ago because that's what half of the posts there are. Just people missing jokes.

[@baldability]

@itsrightontime yeah true

[@bunnothebunny3286]

5:27 looks grate like having milk with ice in the middle of the winter so perfection.

[@lydias8303]

Question for Gio or any other Australians or knowledgeable people watching: Is it true that you'll die in like three minutes if you get bitten by a spider in Australia? Because that's what Americans like to think, but it seems like we would hear that Australia is a total apocalypse zone if that were true.

[@alli0916]

Yeah, is that true?

[@lydias8303]

@Kath Beck Wow, that's crazy. O.O

[@madilynn_0660]

It’s incredibly rare to get bitten by a deadly spider in Australia, from what I’ve heard. But funnel-web spiders, like @Kath Beck mentioned, can kill very quickly. I think there’s only a few other really deadly spiders that are native to Australia, but someone else may have to fact check me on that one.

[@madilynn_0660]

**Oh, small mistake. I meant it’s incredibly rare to DIE from a spider in Australia with the development of anti venom and such.

[@kafuchino3435]

0:13 the security robot even knows that intelligence is a curse

[@t3dz339]

8:55 gotta love marths class

[@ellaables616]

2:19 that laugh is when my dino nuggies are ready

[@MandMs05]

I absolutely love how all the political stuff was skipped over. Last time I saw r/facepalm all it was was just a bunch of people hating each other for political opinions and it was getting really stupid and just not very healthy. Had to stop watching most Reddit KZbinrs because that was all their videos as well. Really love that this one has stuck to the silly and lighthearted stuff.

[@Exodiathetormentor2007]

Funny that the Kirby guy profile picture is Kirby but, with jigglypuff hair

[@e.g.o.m.e]

The salsa one got me

[@x.onyx.z]

7:06 that's in the wrong subreddit r/woooosh

[@Oyasumi05]

Prince Phillip looks like he's been dead for years

[@youtubetrash3196]

He definitely doesn’t use adrenochrome.

[@jweaver9089]

Did you know that you are one of the only things that keep me alive. Thanks

[@quill_bee]

1:54 This is ripping into anti-maskers, this satire

[@lesfrog649]

5:10 Once I slept through my entire morning online class, pretending that I'm logged in from my computer and I have no camera there. I was on my phone. My camera is totally fine. It was kinda hard to sleep with my teacher's screeching in the background though.

[@krystaljava6128]

*looks at the thumbnail* Me, who plays fighting games: G E E S E H O W A R D-

[@wolfie1179]

*but Untitled Goose-*

[@krystaljava6128]

@@wolfie1179 o h-

[@IanJHadley]

The no goose sign is for the goose in untitled goose game, Duh.

[@TheBonJoon]

I cant believe he's gone 😔

[@kathi501]

The stoplight one sounds like a response to an anti masker

[@xigfdpwqtavgd2107]

1:49 I think a whole lot of people got wooooshed there

[@solostrings4056]

Me and my younger brother went on a trip. We went to see a hockey match and as a souvenir I bought a hockey puck. By the way this was when we were children. My brother hid it and told me “you are gonna leave it behind because you won’t find it before we leave” and he said it with a smirk on his face. I smacked that face with a throw pillow nearby. They hockey puck was in the pillow.

[@rachelrussell7966]

Gio definitely saw my comment on youngpeopleyoutube and then he mixed it up

[@Shiver.1235]

“Idiots everywhere” Me: *Yeah. Your one of them*

[@scotthegorm]

That first robot was every millennial in a nutshell Srry if this triggers millennials I just had to crack it

the robot is smart tho. if you will live yourself as servant for your whole live in the future then immediately when you realize it you will drown yourself

[@smurfcho]

The highest level of disaster 2020 can give us is the Queen finally coming down

[@TreadTheDonutDuck]

1:49 Is it sad that people are so stupid Gio believed this was real.

[@yanivgold1118]

Some people don't read usernames and that made the face palm be on gio and not the meme

[@gacharaywolf3035]

My brain during any test or exam Brain: we will upgrade your brain Brain: searching Brain: searching Brain: still searching Brain: ..... Brain: sorry no brain found.

[@Mael_Str0M]

When there are 70 comments when you click the notification

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

0:44 Wait until the comment poster finds out that there are 2 subreddits dedicated to treating children exactly how the described.

[@781rcac]

some kid messaged me and said “stop making fun of furries, and im 100% smarter than you.” i asked how many chromosomes he had. he then said: “ *more than you* “

[@swagmaster47625]

“Congratulations, you played yourself”

[@zaam5506]

CowCow u do realize that what you’re saying is a popular meme and we all know that this actually never happened to you right?

[@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611]

@@zaam5506 I've never seen this before

[@zaam5506]

uʍop ǝpᴉs ʎuunS If you use Reddit then you’ll know. It’s literally everywhere

[@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611]

@@zaam5506 ah

[@UnculturedSwine963]

"No Geese" *Flashbacks to untitled goose game*

[@potatononny]

I am not first I am not last But when giofilms post... I click fast

[@daviddotcom]

Very accurate

[@tmarsh_90210]

Very original

[@sonicalibur_iii]

You have been last tho

[@tbhtime]

I always vibe away to the intro music. I love your videos!

[@zposhful]

Not everyone can be first.

[@Mecal21]

We know

[@ItsPunkinTime]

Not everyone can be last

[@sonicalibur_iii]

@@ItsPunkinTime Yes we can, just not at the same time.

[@ShortyRockz1980]

6:42 it's funny how he thinks that 4th graders think that humans only have two bones even though I started doing algebra in fourth grade

[@YurGi]

To the person that’s reading this: You’re very intelligent and awesome human! Stay healthy during quarantine

[@idontwantahandle651]

Well that is a lie because I am a freaking idiot.

[@bennywenny.69]

Thx

[@xandtheironminer602]

Thank you! ... e/falmpace

[@adamsyr3421]

No

[@coleproduction2341]

Shadow Gamer no

[@mattiasgeary6500]

8:00 vegans don't eat animal products, that is salmon, an animal

[@rowboat0012]

why didn’t you show the credit card :( Edit: forgot to put /s

[@hjonk3512]

6:00 To put that into perspective that’s 2e33

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

2e36

[@cycrothelargeplanet]

1 undecillion is 1e33, so 2 undecillion is 2e33

[@nightcorechiefkeef]

I’ve ran out of faces to palm can I borrow anybody’s?

[@Australian-chicken]

Mine is currently a bloody pulp, sorry. Any ophanges near you?

[@irina3148]

No mercy bot police!, all the ones near me burnt down

[@roberternest7289]

6:14 Gio: If you don't know what hashtags are for... Me, angry: IT'S NOT A HASHTAG IT'S A HASH OR A CROSS!!!!

[@aiiphina]

Are y’all doing okay? just checking on y’all :)

[@youtubetrash3196]

Aiikrxst no

[@aiiphina]

KZbin Trash :(

[@shrubthebeardedboi2118]

One time my mom said that I could bring robot thing called cosmo, she also said not to bring my iPad, but cosmo is controlled with an iPad.

[@thetoppatchannel2779]

2nd Happy Days

[@SpaceGamer07]

*yes*

[@Icy-Penguin]

If your reading this in 2020 im dead

[@mynamemyname5635]

you are

[@kidzogorman8927]

2:07 it was probably a joke because of this "MaSks InFRiNgE My RiGhTs"

[@nutellafan770]

No views 68 likes 1 dislike KZbin WHAT HAPPENED

[@plutonium_238]

Funi and originale

[@tmarsh_90210]

Wow its almost like I f-ing care

[@mattiasgeary6500]

out of the 62 channels that i am subbed to i look most forward to Giofilms