Girl Defined Thinks You're Disgusting

[@where_did_kirby_go]

girl defined makes me define my future as an atheist

[@graysummerday]

No literally

[@igetskyhigh]

@jtjtmitrwas abt to comment ts brother

[@madi8688]

menhera chan pfp based

[@llybophibjartskulr3799]

This was hilarious 😂

[@eri020]

real

[@julietdemske1791]

the fact jake didn't even know bethany's name and guessed beth says so much💀

[@thema1998]

Even if Beth wasn't short for Bethany in her case, she would've still *seemed* like a Beth! 😆

[@violentsobbing8614]

i literally screamed when he guessed correctly help

[@anitachamberlain3391]

That made my day

[@ghoultooth]

@@anitachamberlain3391I read this as ‘made my dav’, remembered that that’s Bethany’s husband so it made sense to me until I reread it and realised my brain made a joke.

[@sillysnailguy]

i know 😭

[@opheliadays5803]

Imagine being touched for the first time on your wedding night and youve never even explored yourself. That’s so scary.

[@00st307-m]

They have got to be lying / compartmentalizing - like all conservatives. 😭

[@catus-cactus]

There’s nothing wrong with that

[@pixelmaster9964]

@@catus-cactushere nothing wrong if that’s how you’ve personally chose to live. Fact of the matter is that many children are forced to believe this is the only way to live their lives lest they go burn in hell for an eternity.

[@alimaserrano9201]

@@pixelmaster9964 fact? have u died before or something and went to hell or heaven huh??? and threatning people for not being christian is toxic just stop your not moving anyone to becoe cristian saying these thing goddamn your a phychopath

[@Julia-tk2em]

@@catus-cactusIt’s pretty terrifying to not know your own limits until they’re in the hands of someone else.

[@sarahperkins6421]

You know what's actually disgusting? There's a good reason why so many predators seek out kids in places that frame masturbation as a shameful act worthy of damnation. Shame and fear keeps kids quiet and their silence keeps predators safe.

[@ltamha]

A survivor here, you're speaking facts...sadly.

[@OverAnalyst]

Yup. Greases the "so mature for your age"-to-SA pipeline, then stops up anything resembling justice.

[@katarzyna1251]

And that's on Christianity. All xtians should read this at least twice and really consider what you're supporting

[@sourstrapped]

Thank you! I'm so glad someone mentioned this bc it's 10000000% accurate and disgusting how much it happens. These creeps know these little kids are not being educated and are going to be easily manipulated. If you must for some reason teach your kids to not masterbate (super weird) I believe you still have to educate them on their body and the opposite genders body for educational and safety reasons and it's pathetic to not do so or to pretend it's sinful or something. Sinful is allowing your child to be groomed bc you felt the need to lie to them abt their own bodies.

[@corvideer1738]

exactly this

[@Maria_745]

It's insane to say a woman can help herself with her husband but not alone. She is stimulating an organ god created with no other purpose than pleasure either way lol

[@babyturkey8342]

Exactly!! And it's so hypocritical. If masturbation is a sin, then it should be a sin regardless of the situation you're in when you choose to masturbate 😂 so damn weird.

[@finnacan]

yes

[@finnacan]

yes

[@finnacan]

yes

[@finnacan]

yes

[@chridscornell]

as a girl, i am in fact disgusting.

[@gooeydude574]

Eeeew cooties

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

im a demigirl but not demidisgusting, im in fact DISGUSTANG yee

[@leon-toe-chewer]

Not the most cutest thing to. Post

[@chridscornell]

@@leon-toe-chewer what 🥰

[@Imcryingconstantly]

@@mikuenjoyerXDomg twins

[@kyokunskitty]

Apparently Bethany didn't know what sex was until she was 20, which she has admitted to the entire internet.

[@OfficiallyOcean]

No wonder she thinks this tbh, lack of understatement and not being educated seems like it definitely had a role in this belief

[@pimpstrong333]

Cult .........

[@Kyle_The_Cuber]

Cody was right damn

[@rachel-lq1em]

@@Kyle_The_CuberLMAO

[@Swordfeather]

Girl defined does NOT want to know what my sinful ass was just doing

[@Eggofficial09]

😭 real

[@Lili-ey1nd]

PUT THE ROSE AWAY

[@eternalelipsis]

AHAHAH

[@CorvaxCathedral]

Me too LMAOO

[@Willow1409]

@@Lili-ey1ndthis caught me so off guard 😭

[@mj-the-fake5883]

as a gorl, I hate this. why do they always say that girls are discussing for doing totally normal things? It's gross and weird.

[@moatrboat]

entitlement and delusion, mostly

[@roxassora2706]

​@@moatrboatPlus, Jesus said not to judge others for how they live their life.

[@heyimneverland8451]

@@biggestastieststop u beat me to it LMAO

[@ghoultooth]

@@biggestastiestI absolutely cannot with you.

[@toadsfortheroads]

She really said “the word masturbation isn’t in the Bible so that’s why we’re giving the dictionary definition... ok so let’s talk about what the Bible says about masturbation” lmao

[@nataliyanabakova7419]

also,,, why would the word masturbation be in the bible??? cars aren't mentioned in the bible! the united states isn't mentioned in the bible! mabelline mascara isn't mentioned in the bible! and yet here we all are, enjoying these things and acknowledging that they are real and allowed

[@Breexbloodlust]

Yes lets talk about the fact that God is sex positive if they really were educated on His word. They're scaring women & sl*t shaming them into not feeling themselves.

[@morgann5993]

⁠@@nataliyanabakova7419 MABELLINE MASCARA💀💀

[@v_doll]

God impregnated a 9-13 year old girl but suuure, he's a sex icon

[@Trip_Fontaine]

"X isn't mentioned in some document unless a certain word or phrase for X is literally used verbatim in the document" is one of the dumbest arguments out there. And I've seen conservatives use it multiple times. Like they say separation of church and state is not in the Constitution because the literal phrase is not there. Despite the fact that the phrase is from a Jefferson letter talking about the Constitution.

[@mae7532]

As a Christian girl, these are the kind of falsehoods that cause so much harm in and out of the community

[@fiveelevenevan]

Thanks for commenting. I'm a Christian guy and I struggle with so much guilt when it comes to these topics. The scariest part is not knowing whether or not you're a good person. Probably the #1 source of anxiety for me rn, but it's comforting to see a Christian who doesn't support that kinda thing.

[@angellane1848]

@@fiveelevenevanthe actions of others don’t define you - you are defined by your own actions ❤ don’t feel guilty on their behalf

[@fiveelevenevan]

@@angellane1848 thanks! I feel guilty on my own too tho lol, kinda what I meant but I phrased it badly. I worry that every hormonal thought is lust, and it's very difficult to be happy when I'm constantly worried about it and whether or not I'm going to hell

[@w1llowsmom]

@@fiveelevenevanyou’re definitely not going to hell for that. these women are not smart. you’re fine

[@mae7532]

@@fiveelevenevan I appreciate you sharing! You're definitely fine- nothing can separate you from God and going to heaven if you've already established that relationship (Romans 8:35-39) so no need to worry! And I've heard the saying so many times that "bad people don't worry that they're good enough". So the fact that you're doing your best to be self aware and upright is all you have to do 💕

[@maxevocal]

Its sad to see these woman try so hard to please a man that cant even talk directly to them

[@moatrboat]

yep. they're pretty brainwashed

[@Paula-zt9ol]

This made me laugh more than it should have lmao

[@Mucasae]

What’s why we have the Bible, 😊and have something to look forward to after death whereas you don’t.

[@Paula-zt9ol]

@@Mucasae Why are you so consumed with death, when you are currently alive on Earth, and it’s the only one life you can without a doubt ABSOLUTELY guarantee? Seems like a better use of your time, but idk that’s just me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@pie1o1morris46]

​@@MucasaeAs a Christian myself, that is such a disrespectful thing to say. It's not our place to judge/condemn others.

[@guacamole-cult]

‘Kristalia’ and ‘Beth’ being dead on name guesses is fucking hilarious🤡🤡

[@sarrmon_]

love how you guessed bethany’s name, she is in fact a beth

[@guacamole-cult]

It’s so funny😭 she’s just so cookie cutter

[@JakeDoolittle]

no fucking way

[@heyItsBillieJo]

I’m dead lololololol

[@Romanticoutlaw]

"i'M bEtHaNy" is one of my few holdovers from mr atheist (who I stopped watching for his part in the gabbi hannah/rachael oates debacle, maybe he's gotten better idk let me know) so I'm cursed to always know her name

[@scentist_error]

@@JakeDoolittle Yes way, Jake, your straight radar is functional

[@soniacordero4158]

Noticed how they didn’t mention men masturbating themselves is bad too???

[@SailorLen_]

When masturbation and sex become taboo topics that aren't allowed to be discussed, people will practice unsafely. Growing up Christian (new sitcom??) Is one of the reasons I was groomed online, because he made me feel like I could talk to stuff with him that I couldn't discuss at home.

[@RonnieBunns]

That would be a pretty good sitcom. Sheltered teen girl moves away from home to go to college and learns some shocking lessons about life that contradict the Christian morals she was raised with. With each episode she learns to become more open minded and learns new things about herself

[@wondervol7351]

Sorry that happened to you. This made me realize a bit about why I was too. Damn.

[@steph15036]

i’m truly sorry that someone betrayed your trust like that, you didn’t deserve to be treated that way. i hope you now have safe, supportive people in your life that you can talk to about difficult/vulnerable topics❤️

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

Same :(

[@Okayyykian]

Same. My lack of awareness and “innocence” was a gateway for online predators. It’s sick :( I’m so sorry that happened to you, I hope you’re healing ❤❤

[@honeyswann]

I just hate that Bethany recently became like a Christian smex “educator” and talks about it so much now that she had it 💀. It’s honestly kind of sad seeing how much she’s become engrossed in it from repressing it so much in the past. I wouldn’t trust these girls at all.

[@thxwanderer]

It's so, so uncomfortable! Watching her progression from her repression to now giving all of this misinformation is the definition of insanity 😭

[@Kiputytto_minis]

It's awkward as fuck hearing her describe how terrible her husband is/was while he's sitting right there. 😅

[@longlongtran]

girl just wanted to talk about sex byt now shes doing it too much

[@mariaantoniajosephajohanna]

What's ironic is that she (and similarly Paul and Morgan) insist they're not pushing purity culture bc they're talking abt sex, but still push the same things that make up purity culture

[@GingerThereforeNoSoul]

She's like that kid you knew when you both were in high school that brags bc he finally lost his virginity, and now he's suddenly the expert....

[@imme265]

the fact that he literally guessed Bethany's name purely based on vibes that's actually impressive

[@ZimothydaAlien]

Just shows how predictable those girls are.

[@sebastian-oq9be]

I'm an atheist but I feel like masturbation should be ok for christians. like you're not doin it w other people? you're avoiding getting pregnant? you're practicing self-love? wouldn't God want you to "celebrate" how he made you? seems ridiculous to me, like you're literally not hurting anyone 😆

[@sebastian-oq9be]

@sewerrat7418 yeahhh. & I've seen conservatives being like oh well you wouldn't want to disrespect your future husband by masturbating, would you? like tf, this has nothing to do w anyone but me & figuring out what I like 🤨😆

[@abigailchristenson388]

The only reason i can think as someone who left baptism when i was in hs is that maybe because some people like think about sex when they masturbate maybe the evangelicals think it promotes like sinful thoughts? Or something? Or maybe they think its a slippery slope. Theyre big fans of “slippery slope” arguments

[@sebastian-oq9be]

@@abigailchristenson388 yeah I get that. It's just not realistic to expect people to not even masturbate, like if you're gonna make em not have premarital sex, at least let them masturbate, I feel like that should be less "harmful" in their eyes, idk

[@abigailchristenson388]

@@sebastian-oq9be yeah its very weird fs lol

[@michaell8269]

There’s no logic behind it, and there isn’t supposed to be. Religion is about controlling people. My guess is, sexually liberated people tend to be happier and therefore harder to control.

[@Trash_cannot]

I admire their dedication to make other women just as sexually frustrated as them.

[@corvideer1738]

treating intimacy the way they do, the way fundamentalist christians do, is fucked up for so many different reasons, but most importantly teaches children that their bodies are dirty and sinful for existing. That kinda shit leads to so much shame and insecurity and leaves room for adults with bad intentions to swoop in and take advantage of that. source: I was assaulted as a 15 y/o by a christian adult who took advantage of my ignorance about my body and urges I explained to him in confidence (under the assumption it was ok to disclose these details if I was confessing to them) to groom me and I was so ashamed about my body in the eyes of god that I didn't tell anyone til I left the faith.

[@ltamha]

I'm so sorry you went through that and I wish you only peace and happiness for the future ❤

[@spookyho5994]

I'm so sorry that happened to you. I hope you're doing okay

[@lunaflynn3103]

I just don't understand the notion that god made sex for marriage.... like humans had sex for procreation long before marriage was even a concept.. wtf???

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I want to know what standards god held cavepeople to

[@ross9944]

​@@RomanticoutlawWhy do you think they all died by their mid 20s? (👉👌🤫)

[@AnnaRenee]

Girl defined are young earth creationists so they don’t believe there ever was a time before marriage lol (source: I used to believe that too)

[@UncleSamsoniteLover69]

Honestly there’s so much scientific evidence proving sex is not just for procreation that Christians are living in denial. Several animal species have sex for pleasure and even masterbate. The most notable of these animals is dolphins by the way, an animal praised for its intelligence. There’s also several examples of natural infertility in both animals and humans, which disproves the theory Christians have that all creatures were made by God to procreate by default. If things like this are so common in nature, something supposedly also created by God, why on Earth is the concept of sex being more than just a baby making process so foreign to the people who claim to love God the most?

[@AnnaRenee]

@sewerrat7418 great question, we believed that they were created by god along with all other land animals on the fifth day of the world’s existence and lived alongside humans until Noah’s flood then most went extinct and were hunted for food

[@cheetopuffz6237]

How to write a KZbinr apology in a God Honoring way

[@roxassora2706]

Aight boys, we're learning "Heaven" by Los Lonely Boys on Ukulele in F#

[@kyleb7991]

This whole take on self-pleasure is exactly what I was told growing up in a Christian High School. I’ll never forget the time they were doing a “sex-education” lecture (if you can even call it that), and instead of talking about scientific terms or anything actually helpful, they called it our “spiritual gardens” and that if you had sex before marriage and tarnished your virginity, then your spiritual garden would wither and turn to dust, and that only your husband/wife who was the “ordained gardener” could make the garden not die. No wonder we’re all so horny and f*cked up 😂

[@nari5161]

lmao oh yeeah tend my Garden 🥵

[@lightningbolt4467]

@@nari5161tend to my bushes garden daddy🥵

[@byletheisner8269]

TO DUST LMAO

[@Ruby...X]

That comment is perfect.

[@AnotherQueer]

“Ordained gardener” 😭

[@Sybergobnz]

The CAKED on white white foundation on these girlies is insane y’all

[@ghoultooth]

No wonder my shade is sold out everywhere, these wh*res been hoarding it ☹️

[@Iotuseater]

Aged the girl on the right SO badly she looks so much older

[@DannyD-lr5yg]

8:51 The whole time Kristen (right) is detailing exactly what m* is and why it’s disgusting and awful, Bethany on the left looks so….depressed??? Ashamed?? She even does a few hard swallows! Given Bethany’s appearances with her husband Dav talking about how sex was NOT good or easy for them at first, and given how Dav seems to constantly act annoyed by Bethany, her facial expressions in this clip lead me to ask: is she trapped in a cycle of “self gratification” because her marital sex life is bleak and unfulfilling?? 😨😶

[@errorarrow90]

Everything they both do feels fueled by shame so I wouldn't be surprised

[@christopherhammond5142]

Her husband's gay too, right? I can't imagine they have a great time.

[@domicofo]

@@christopherhammond5142 that's just an unconfirmed rumor, Dav personally denied it. They do have a pretty weird relationship though

[@shannond1511]

Yet she thinks she’s a sex therapist… unless her plan is to make everyone’s sec life terrible so she doesn’t feel alone in it

[@DeathPetalArt]

​@christopherhammond5142 I believe the original source for the claim that Dave was gay issued a correction, & at the very least it hasn't been substantiated, & Dave has said it's not true. I initially believed the claim just because he's more conventionally attractive than Bethany, but that was unkind, people have different tastes.

[@guaage]

im asexual, and i always wonder what these people would think about that. like, i’ll NEVER have sex - meaning, i’ll never physically have a child (i’ll probably adopt), but would that be like, diminishing my role as a woman? because im not procreating?

[@michaell8269]

Probably, most fundamentalist Christians see women as little more than a womb.

[@ghoultooth]

@sewerrat7418Groomers despite a lot of aces having no interest in sex 😂 like, what’s not clicking for them?

[@Honeybaggsss]

What about nuns????

[@theresepowers4646]

As a Christian my belief is that adopting children and giving them a stable happy foundation is still a wonderful way of spreading Christ’s love. Especially because some people are born without the ability to procreate.

[@guaage]

@@theresepowers4646 i think thats very sweet :)

[@zozoflagnard1]

their bad makeup is so distracting lmaoo also wow what a damaging discourse to promote

[@ghoultooth]

Ngl Kristen looks like she did the big eye makeup thing 😂 where they put tons of mascara on and white eyeliner to look more like dolls? Not bashing, I used to do that myself, but she’s absolutely not nailing it.

[@Alyssa_M513]

The Bible has so many rules that these chicks don't follow and masturbation isn't even in there but is somehow not okay?! Are you kidding me?!

[@hirtski11]

Those lashes are going to start spinning their own webs by the end of the video

[@Julia-tk2em]

🕷️👄🕷️

[@stacylynn95]

I’m laughing so hard lmoa🤣🤣🤣

[@calamity9061]

Her eyes are terrifying when she looks directly into the camera it feels like the one pic of miley cyrus

[@Elizabeth_Kinder]

As a non religious woman, I don’t care what people do to themselves. just do it behind closed doors

[@PlusSe7en]

It’s so obvious that Adam removed his own rib so he could please himself and then God was like omg dude… stop.. I’ll just make you a chick then

[@dissipatedcloud]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sejalb725]

Women weren't made for man's pleasure

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

My christian parents dressed me up as satan in kindergarten and i am now extremely confused remembering that. there's no fucking way i was edgy enough in god damn kindergarten to have come up with that myself. I don't deserve that kinda validation

[@rootfish2671]

You know what you did

[@Alicexoxx]

Literally the devil's spawn

[@zephyrthorne266]

Oh dear.... My fundie mom had me dress as Satan when I was 5. There was a pic on the wall of the costume for years till the house burned down when I was 15.... Was she actually saying I was the devil? 🥺

[@zephyrthorne266]

I'm 26 now but I can't tell. I'm delayed since 14 so I can't always tell. If someone can help but also be nice... I would really apreciate it 🙂

[@amahmess]

⁠@@zephyrthorne266Im gonna give your parent the benefit of the doubt and say they dressed you up that way because its the “scariest” thing. Not becuase she saw you as the devil

[@kadenkayson295]

Girl defined makes me wanna commit every sin they have talked about and post it on the hub. S&M get me CRAZY

[@heyItsBillieJo]

Lololool but fr if you do, make sure to tag them

[@ghoultooth]

@@heyItsBillieJoIn fact, DEDICATE it to them 😂

[@heyItsBillieJo]

@@ghoultooth hahaha yes! I’m cracking up

[@Ant-nl2tq]

Why did it take me the ENTIRE vid to realize the girls aren't in the same room

[@SonarTheBat]

Their rooms are so white.

[@Eggofficial09]

Just love how women are still held on a value scale. Looooveeee being reminded on what I’ve done wrong recently. 🙄

[@Mucasae]

They aren’t talking about you they are talking about Christian’s

[@MegCazalet]

Neither of them are wearing the right shade of foundation. Stage left is too pale and stage right is too orange.

[@ginasalinas300]

Jake as someone with a chronic immunodeficiency and multiple sclerosis I find your personal story so incredibly inspiring and I cannot imagine what dealing with chronic illness as a child would have been like. I see what my husband goes through taking care of me and can only imagine what your mother went through.. you came out on top and are helping. I also live in poverty-stricke

[@mayasanders1046]

Yeah me too!!!

[@brianpilled]

knowing that girl defined would try to hunt me down makes me feel like i’m doing something right

[@JadeHarleyCoffeeMug]

if you came to the real jesus of nazareth talking about what is permissible in the bedroom he'd probably like "i just wanted you to treat poor people better"

[@summer_pain]

My mother is the way she is because of their exact ideas on premarital sex. She had me outside of marriage and then her boyfriend left her. Since then, she’s felt guilty for it and she has shamed unmarried mothers. Like if she was at least consistent in her beliefs (ye who is without sin, cast the first stone) I would respect her more.

[@candynickel]

It's rough when people put their guilt on others. They can't turn it inward and process so now everyone else becomes the problem.

[@hhnzo]

WOOHOO JAKE UPLOAD MEANS I CLICK MY HEELS TOGETHER AND YELL YAHOO! AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

[@maceelynnae]

LMAO SAME

[@Eggofficial09]

YIPPEE

[@gh0stcup]

saying her face looks like play-doh is so out of pocket but so accurate

[@nullskey8370]

“we don’t want to speak for scripture” said, as she interpreted a book translated a hundred times, and spoke of her interpretation

[@kaesaonline]

as a katrina with a k, she is a catrina with a c, and the katrina’s with a k do not claim her

[@maryjaneberrys]

I have to confess, i used to watch videos like this when I was younger and I think thats where my degradation ink started

[@EmiDam]

I was brought up as Methodist and it gave me so much anxiety around sex which still stand to this day. It's really not healthy to have so much fear around something so normal like sex or masturbation.

[@suburbanweekend]

It baffles me that these women think they know more than an actual sex therapist. Because they are quote on quote “not secular”

[@angela1012]

2:40 the way he guessed their names almost perfectly LMFAO

[@EddieM1994]

If God is the author of sex, isn't he also the author of all sexual practices?

[@Romanticoutlaw]

"god invented pegging" wasn't a thought I was planning to have today but it's welcome

[@OfficiallyOcean]

@@Romanticoutlaw about to start saying that, I want to scare people

[@hikawagetsbitches]

@@Romanticoutlawim fucking ded

[@UncleSamsoniteLover69]

God being the creator of all fetishes is a terrifying thought. Never thought I’d ask myself “So God made foot and piss fetishes?” but here we are.

[@EddieM1994]

@@UncleSamsoniteLover69 God Loves Watersports

[@yeetles]

i love trixies reaction to these weird ass women

[@mckellmeh]

wait so if Eve was made from Adams rib then when he does the sex with her isn't it technically m-bation cause she an extension of himself

[@nari5161]

Some guys treat it like masturbation so I think ur onto something

[@serene9102]

not rlly related to the masturbation part but "homosexuality is a sin" was not mentioned in early bibles, it was only until the 1946~47s that there was a mass production of new bibles that states homosexuality was a sin and was handed out to households until these new bibles completely dominated the christian community and made bibles before 1946~47 obsolete

[@Alyssa_M513]

Yeah! The direct translation was something like "pedophilia is wrong" and the newer versions retranslated that to "homosexuality is wrong." Smh

[@Hat-Kid]

@@Alyssa_M513 yes, i think the verse originally went something like, "if a man slept with a boy he is unclean" or smth like that

[@jillyyyyyyyyy]

read romans

[@stephenbonanno703]

I feel like I've been waiting for this video for years, now...thank you, Jake, for calling out these girls for grifting in Jesus' name.

[@JaseekaRawr]

Imagine using the one life God gave you to listen to their terrible advice 😭

[@wafer159]

The way that one always just nods while the other spews bullshit

[@Moey_idk]

I hate when people use THEIR religion as an excuse to control others lives.

[@lifeiswonderful22]

They also covered up their brothers' SA and ostracized him from the family. Who's disgusting?

[@lifeiswonderful22]

@@romanticghost7508 Oh no, it's girl defined also. For the Duggers, the son was abusing the daughters. Girl Defined's brother was assaulted by the baby-sitter

[@romanticghost7508]

@@lifeiswonderful22 Thank you for letting me know! I knew about the Duggar’s but didn’t realize about Girl Defined.

[@diamondgirl698]

Yikes I learn more dirty dirt dets about these gals every comment section

[@yukismith4518]

Yeah, I already went through the whole guilty for “dancing with myself” when I was kid all the way up to my adult age. I know what I like and getting to know myself hasn’t interfered with my everyday so I think I’m doing good.

[@philosophialouise]

Yo, christian girl here- stay safe yall don't let these women get in your heads too much 😅

[@scaredpuffin]

Maybe it wouldn’t be so gross to them if they didn’t describe everything as being super grotesque and medical 💀

[@UncleSamsoniteLover69]

Honestly they’re not even being medical about it, just overly grotesque and fear mongering. Medical terms are meant to depersonalize things to make information about them easier for people to digest, what Girl Defined is doing here is the opposite.

[@charlieiscorrect2856]

“Stimulating your organs”🤢like bro

[@xylophone_888]

​@@charlieiscorrect2856 i rub my liver every morning personally

[@BoobooAndre]

Judging people that mastore bate is a sin too.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

fr, they've certainly got logs in their own eyes

[@duck1831]

I remember this dude who came in to talk to us about stds and sex when I was in middle schools told us that “when you have sex it forms such a strong bond, but if you have one night stands, then you lose the ability to make taht bond with people” That fucked me up. I was in Texas, where they have to teach us absetenance only

[@bxnnyb00]

watching this right after junkin it

[@lorenzodicapo6305]

Dear Girl Defined, Thanks for tackling this important topic. Just wondering where you stand on the whole step sibling/stuck in the dryer thing. Asking for a friend

[@Mary_from_work]

I’m a Christian but even this is crazy 💀 whenever people talk how lgbtq+ won’t go to “heaven” it’s always so crazy to me 💀

[@Its.shrimple]

0:10 they look like overgrown toddlers frfr like it cant just be me-

[@Enfield15]

Jake is on an absolute grind! Also I see Jake has some hair growing on his face👌

[@madsyourmirrorball]

fr it took me a minute to notice lol

[@PookieBeawh]

I haven't been living under a rock, I've been sleeping all day everyday, but that why I love your channel, I get mad about channels I did even know existed, who doesn't want that

[@eggman5436]

as a girl, i won't be defined

[@aubrythomas9812]

“Get your shit fixed” made me cackle 🕷️😂

[@neigh-owe-me]

I love how close you got to guessing their names 😂 Like you almost got it. That was freaking poetic 🤣

[@fantasticbeck3938]

The way that you almost get their names right (especially Bethany) without having any idea what their names are is astonishing lol

[@BeeTeaDubs]

8:20 Watch the girls face on the left (I forget her name - Bethany?). Years ago, she had a "porn addiction" and the way they "treated" that was terrible and broke my heart! Look at her face! They treated her like a rabid animal and that wound is still open (of course). You can see it in her eyes 🥺

[@alexamarie6744]

absolutely nothing is funnier to me than him guessing their names and saying “she looks like a Beth” about good ol Bethy herself 😭😭

[@brookie_pooh]

their foundation is killing me

[@calamity9061]

Pls put on blush i promise its god honoring makeup 😭😭

[@loulareal]

girl i dont even know how i would have LASTED if i was like this 😭

[@xXendless_shrimp_tourXx]

I hate myself more than they hate me, boom owned

[@gnomepng]

i'm really glad you guessed one of them being named beth. absolutely wild. she is 100% a beth/bethany

[@e_intelligence2487]

I clicked the notification so fast when I read the title

[@MozzySteve55]

As someone who lol WAS IN A CULT. Still crazy to think about. I was once told that the godliest sex is the missionary position lol 😂

[@TomatoDana]

not you dissing her eyelashes im CRYING DRAG THEM JAKE 💅🏼

[@noodlesofoodles]

lmao I had the exact same reaction when she said "God is the author of sex" bc like, even if you believe that's true, why would you say that 💀

[@ghoultooth]

Not just that, but if he’s the author of sex- isn’t he also the author of masturbation?

[@Indyanna16]

As someone who grew up in a similar community, I have heard sentences like that so much I didn’t even flinch when she said that. Almost expected her to. 🤦‍♀️

[@BitterCooter]

Her mascara is freaking me out

[@jellistarz]

10minutes in when I realize they're in separate locations.. and spidereyes is NOT just weirdly blurry irl xD

[@mirrortarget5729]

I once saw a comment on another video (can't remember what it was) that said something like "My purpose in life is to do something every day that Girl Defined wouldn't approve of" Whether it's supporting equality, kissing before marriage, watching videos by drag queens, existing as an LGBT+ person, just jerking off, or doing pretty much anything an ordinary person would do, I'm sure we all have things we can do daily to achieve this goal. Hooray for being petty against harmful ideologies!

[@lizard1325]

honestly girl defined are more than just "regular christians" because they're fundamentalists. it's honestly a pretty interesting deep dive and tons of youtubers have talked about them but only some are very familiar with other fundies. their whole culture is extremely isolating, restrictive, etc. fundiefridays is a good channel and i'm sure there's others that I don't even know of. mickey atkins is another fave

[@chelscara]

11:46 talk about a “is water wet? Is the grass green?” question 😂😂

[@allisarcadia]

Can we just talk about how Cindy on the Right has allowed her husband to mount the boney head of a dead deer [that I assume he manly-ly shot himself seven years ago with the help of a spotter and high tech gun] above their MARRIAGE BED? That's witch shit. I'm a witch. I love dead animal decorations and find my connection to them very spiritual. But like. Her husband's a witch. I don't make the rules.

[@justmaddiess]

i’ve had the absolute worst day. this lifted my spirits, your videos are always the best jake!

[@kittyychampagne4092]

these poor girls are so brainwashed

[@LouisianaCityboi]

“We don’t want to speak for Scripture, so let’s make a 49 minute video doing just that. Speaking for Scripture.”

[@SonarTheBat]

"We're afraid to speak about this because we don't want to spesk for scripture." So don't? You aren't being forced to. Let the scripture speak for itself.

[@gabirivera1345]

these are the kind of christians that are like “its not actually in the bible buuuuut”

[@BoyGeorgiaX]

Focus, brothers. Take that energy and let it fuel you 💪🏽

[@_nora_9601]

as a christian, there are many false things girl define puts out that hurts our community. it honesty hurts bc o get so much hate for even telling someone i’m christian

[@asukalei]

It's sad how out of touch they are and still at their age seem so confused and repressed about zex.. but they gonna teach younger people this bs?

[@Iuxinterior]

i’m pretty sure these people think about masturbation more than the average person does

[@bearisflop]

8:59 health and well-being. That catagory. It’s good for ur body and ur mental health 😭

[@SmolTrailer]

After being in a cult most of my life, if someone says "it's not in the Bible, but..." run 😅😅 My old church would be like "women have to wear skirts, it's not in the Bible but..." They can justify anything by twisting the Bible.