Girl Rugby Dash - I Don't Think This Is What Rugby Is (DTV)

[@jakey960]

Bet it has less micro transactions than Madden.

[@superthorc6894]

Captain Poopy Pants yes It truly Madden to the mind that it took so long for something like this to exist

[@BushinRyuCat]

No, it needs ONE bit of DLC....the GAME ITSELF !

[@ZeroHourProductions407]

That's like saying a 1990s pc game came in a box. Come on!

[@Overglock]

The controls are W to dash, A and D to move left and right, and Space to hit the girl ahead of you? So, the game can be played one-handed then? Hmmmmmm.

[@tallankaan3316]

Pounding it!

[@ExEBoss]

*+Tallan Kaan* That explains everything.

[@condorscondor]

Who in the hell would find this sexy.

[@genericwhitemale7028]

*POUNDING IITTT!!*

[@solouno2280]

Overglock I only play one handed if you can remove the shoes of girls

[@BubbleBuals]

So glad Jim has brought back direct to video 👌

[@ShadyAuroraMeow]

Missed being called all sorts of hilarious names.

[@jackmcgwire2078]

BubbleBuals_TV YOU WERE HEARTED BY OUR GOD JIM BETTER EDIT THUS TO SAY THANK GOD TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS YOU CRETIN!!!!!!!!!!

[@tallankaan3316]

Me too. Now hoping for the return of The Loose Boys and an episode of Boglinwatch 2018

[@legion999]

Yeah the edited jimpressions are great and everything, but these regular random videos are my favourite after jimquisitions.

[@aerrae5608]

Yep. This is still my favorite content.

[@Roguelfy]

As a rubgy fan i see no reason to dislike this. As a flat earther I find this curvature a travesty.

[@300IQPrower]

Nobody Namelinks best comment award

[@EugeneRimmer]

If you were a rugby fan you'd dislike this as well, as this is nothing like rugby, it's American football.

[@toneysebits8458]

Way to much curvature lol. No one sees like that. Feels odd.

[@TaddiestMason]

Nobody Namelinks as a flat earther, you lose all rights to have your opinions taken seriously though

[@Spamhard]

Eugene Rimmer That's the jooooooke.

[@Dribbleondo]

_I don't think those are standard rugby uniforms_

[@stevenheibner]

I love how absolutely enjoyable you find playing this trash. You sound soooooo excited to be playing literal garbage and it just makes me smile. Thank you for sharing this gem.

[@alternativebassist]

I am particularly upset that this is currently the only rugby game on steam

[@bitdante9166]

the only one between 11 other Rugby games. xD

[@Tekanova]

And it's not even Rugby.

[@SirusDiarota]

Erm, there are other Rugby games, but they're probably not the quality you're looking for. Rugby Challenge is one, there was an EA series for consoles which I'm sure never made it to pc, but over than that, not many

[@alternativebassist]

SirusDiarota wait what?? I thought the rugby challenge games had been taken off steam??? 😱

[@SirusDiarota]

@@alternativebassist A friend of mine spams me with pics of it enough...

[@adamvifrye2690]

the posts are wrong, the gear is wrong, the ball is wrong.... this whole game is wrong!

[@braydoxastora5584]

helmets in rugby? wtf is this shit

[@braydenlynch4655]

It's a joke, it's "Girl Rugby", aka American Football

[@GenesHand]

Vince McMahon (The WWE Owner) Used to have his own Rugby league with gear quite similar to this one, so it is not so wrong...

[@braydoxastora5584]

oh that makes sense

[@AnArchyRulzz]

@@GenesHand Vince McMahon owned the xfl which was not rugby. At all...

[@MegamiShin]

Does anyone notice that all the noise from the crowd is coming from nowhere? If you check the stands, no one is there, only the players on the field. Also... HEATLH on the Upgrade screen.

[@weirdunclebob]

Yep, "HEATLH". /facepalm I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. xD

[@Ober_O]

This game actually looks like it has potential to be like a comical goofy ragdoll physics game

[@JonathanRodd]

Sadly, it doesn't look like it utilizes that potential

[@Powersd451]

Reduce the distance by 5 times, increase enemies 10 fold, make the physics goofier and it would be quick fun for 30 minutes or so before it gets old.

[@erskinepatton3247]

Ever since the "success" of Goat Simulator, I'm convinced that developers are now deliberately pushing out lazy, uncooked games hoping people will enjoy the ridiculousness

[@maxime221b]

Is it Captain Tsubasa's "sexy" version of Rugby ? Because it looks like those fields are infinite !

[@ryanpearse910]

I recently binged most of Jim's old style Jimpressions and Squirty Plays and such. What a fantastic clusterfuck that was.

[@-tera-3345]

I think my favorite part is how the field has lines with five subdivisions between them, but each line does not equate to five distance.

[@bobjohnson8468]

What is up with that run animation? Look at where her feet are when they touch the ground.

[@sharkofjoy]

I am guessing it is "sexier"?

[@schlichtnsbuh]

If I'd run 20 metres with that left-foot-in-front-of-right-shoulder/right-foot-in-front-of-left-shoulder "technique" I'd probably have wiggled myself completely to pieces.

[@noahgray543]

Now that I see that I can't stop noticing it! It's just so fucking weird!

[@anikmonette2140]

@@schlichtnsbuh Couldn't have worded this better! If I tried to run like this I would have tripped after two steps and broke something... Looks like their hip joints are slack or something!

[@TwinComet]

It's like watching that one bit from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. You know the scene. ;)

[@wariodude128]

"Look, there he is!" *giggles*

[@Personal_Chizo]

Wink, wink! Nudge, nudge! Say no more!

[@cyrilbarthelemyguillaumesc17]

What's funny biggs ?

[@bobby2hands227]

Meltman! With the power to...melt.

[@TheSinZinDetta]

Is it wise for Red Dead Redemption 2 to be releasing so close to this masterpiece?

[@DeadWhiteButterflies]

I'm guessing the so-called 'dev' has never seen a women's rugby match. Or even just a rugby match in general for that matter.

[@Islacrusez]

Oliver Cant or women, it seems.

[@legion999]

There's women's rugby??

[@anikmonette2140]

@@Islacrusez The way they run just upset me! They should have tripped in their own feet after two steps!

[@darthslain]

no that is american football....rugby doesn't have the body armour. (edit: always watch vids to the end before commenting....i forgot that rule)

[@SAHanson]

Most rugby players actually do wear shoulder-pads. Not usually quite that big, but body armour is a thing.

[@redolson6671]

not quite sure the rest of the uniform is American Football or Rugby regulation either 🤔

[@kudosbudo]

Since when do rugby player wear shoulder pads? I'll have to ask my sister... No they don't. Unless injured or particularily small. certainly in womens rugby they don't. Apprently one of her team wears head protection but they don't bother even with chest or body protection. And none of the teams they've played against bother. Is it an american thing to wear armour in rugby?

[@SAHanson]

As someone who's played rugby in the UK at county level, most people wear shoulder pads. They're underneath the jersey but they are there. As you mention, a lot of people wear scrum caps too, particularly if they're a forward. It depends on age a little bit, as it gets more common the older you get too.

[@SAM-ru4vx]

its a lame forever runner game. it has nothing to do with any form of football

[@Bullminator]

Still a better game than one from Ea.

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Now THIS is the peak quality content I subscribed for! Good show Jim!

[@ohboy6738]

Still better than Madden.

[@MrrQuackers]

Lol, I love how the items start spinning faster and faster the longer you play.

[@kojiro133]

Never stop Jim. Never stop, and never die~

[@aureumvinum407]

Based on weight I might say he maybe will live a shorter life than us. No offense tho

[@circleofsorrow4583]

Jim, The first uncensored pornographic game makes it onto Steam and you don't have anything to say about it? Circle

[@SaveCorrupt]

links or it didn't happen am asking for a friend ;)

[@circleofsorrow4583]

@@SaveCorrupt Haha, of course ;) kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2fZdalsjrSUoLc You can also search KZbin for "steam uncensored". It seams to be a complete 180 on what Steam's previous policy was 🤔

[@inun8917]

Nothing wrong with AO games on stream. It's about time steam grew up and matured a bit.

[@circleofsorrow4583]

@@inun8917 I don't personally care, but don't you think there are too many kids using Steam to do this? I mean, there are plenty of places to get smut; why does Steam have to offer it?

[@GNeves302]

@@inun8917 Pornographic contente =! maturity

[@Callestere]

Oh god! Look at their calves when they run!

[@nomobobby]

Callestere what? Your foot doesn’t completely go behind the over while running? XD Steam is worst >_

[@gozzilla177]

Not my proudest fap....

[@therealsulaco]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@ericcadwell5193]

OH SHIT! HE WENT THERE!!! *Covers his mouth, not knowing if he should laugh or cry.*

[@Michael-Madrid]

Das boot was a better story than twilight. Hell a rotten maggot infested minge would be a better love story than twilight.

[@Tobbit]

Reading this comment made me feel young again.

[@technopoptart]

i cannot remember the last time the love-story meme actually made me laugh XD good job!

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

The shop is just cosmetic.

[@bificommander7472]

And the currency is a real grind to get, hmm. But I still doubt this team has the resources to set up a shop for microtransactions.

[@TheMorriganAensland]

BORING Cosmetics you mean!

[@JEilonwyn]

Lol... l am American... I was waiting for Jim to remember Rugby is played without pads. So worth it.

[@chaython]

I'd like to see Jim in a tight Rugby outfit tackling some women and turning into spaghetti

[@grimvisionz91]

a literal representation of what playing a 2k sports game feels like.

[@Tripp426]

I love how there are sounds of a crowd but the stands are empty.

[@jdonvance]

Pause it at 7:51. Or 9:36. Also, thanks for the stinger at the end, Jim. Made sitting through this worth it.

[@CARBman95]

That realization at the end tho, good job Sherlock and thank God for you

[@psychobeam99]

This looks like something that belongs on Miniclips or some free games shit.

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

Did you ever try clicking the arcade mode button?

[@Rc3651]

My favorite part is that they have a lot of crowd noises but all of the stands are empty. But misspelling "Health" on the upgrade screen is a close runner up

[@valeriy1987]

This is 1000x better then super seducer

[@PlayCator]

All I can think watching this is how much fun it would be if Jim was a sports commentator.

[@generaldreagonlps6889]

You're so good at this game Jim. Great space skills!

[@l.a.sugarkane295]

7:50: The Rugby of Amigara Fault

[@compaqdeskpro5770]

This never gets old Jim.

[@figgy808]

Thanks for bringing DTV back

[@ScholRLea]

Tragically, this is a significant step up from most of the games covered on this channel... you have my sympathies for dredging through this crap, Jim.

[@upandaljm]

That's what I love about you Jim eventually you boil things down to their Essentials.

[@JBaley1017]

So glad we finally got my favorite part of rugby: collecting coins on an infinite pitch.

[@Robocopnik]

Between the humor of the don't-give-a-shit silliness and the surprising lack of any aggressive sexism, I'm almost impressed with this.

[@InoMercy]

I'm surprised it took Jim so long to see the models stretching out when the replay starts.

[@cartmann94]

Steam Direct fails and loses more often than the New York Giants of the NFL.

[@XentokeMasters]

I was so hyped to see what was past the 800yd dash! I wonder if it was 1600? I'll never know!

[@JorVor13]

Weirds me out so much that when she's running in a straight line, her right leg steps to the left of her body and her left leg steps to her right.

[@ritwik1223]

Love your content. Keep up the great work!

[@pantslesswrock]

Okay but the writing on the level select is actually pretty funny and hints at what could be a really entertaining game if the gameplay matched the writing AT ALL

[@hfric]

what has been seen ... cannot be unseen

[@kamalo01]

Is there a sonic unlock where you can just spin dash your way through everything

[@zero3san590]

Reminds me of a sketch from “The Meaning of Life”, just without the cliff.

[@Simracejourney]

"Her arse dissapeared inside itself" -Jim Sterling 2018

[@Aurkus23]

How did you not comment on "health" being spelled wrong in the menu?

[@Some_Idiot_on_the_Internet]

As soon as I saw that the logo had an NFL ball I knew I was in for a treat.

[@konkrz2374]

9:50 "HEATLH" That's some pro level proofreading there

[@HO-bndk]

This is actually a perfect sim of Australian rules football (especially the elbow strikes to the face)

[@GregTheLion]

This is another one of those "run as far into the distance as you can without getting bored" app games.

[@BadgerOff32]

Anyone else notice that the first level seemed like the most difficult? As he went up to missions with longer distances, less players seemed to spawn lol

[@Archonagon]

Fun note. at the 10:36 time stamp they use the branding of "Superbowl" and literally "the NFL" which would be illegal and they'd be sued into oblivion if this was noticed (or more accurately a cease and desist would probably be issued - either way).

[@headwyvern11]

The Benny Hill bit at the end had me rolling

[@300IQPrower]

I think someone just took oneof those Stair dismount games and added pathfinding AI. I look forward to the many times i cone back to the beginning of this vid to watch that first one faceplant a goal post, can someone clip that?

[@-Jesse.C]

"I don't know what made me play this one" I think we all know Jim....I think we all know ;)

[@NastyLittleBagginses]

It's felt as if there's been something missing from this channel for the past few months. Turns out, it was the Steam Greenlight/Direct to Video stuff.

[@themagnificentmrmcgee]

Oh boy can't wait to see this, especially with a master class title like that!

[@diegocella6791]

It's like Capitan Tsubasa, the play filed is so long that you can actually se the curvature of the earth! Memories...

[@valcliffb8558]

They did make sports games where you basically knock the skeletons out of other players. You might remember a little gem called Mutant League.

[@maxcole5553]

Will there be a ps4/ Xbox release, this looks better than Jonah Lomu rugby challenge

[@a123b123c123d123c123]

The sin isn't that you see this and think football instead of rugby. The sin is that you didn't realize that this is football and not rugby.

[@Zeknif1]

I was waiting for him to realize it actually was American Football.

[@johnoneil9188]

I haven´t seen an arena this long since playing the home run contest in Smash

[@danielkatzman3406]

This game has no microtransactions?!?!?! 11/10

[@RegsaGC]

Hold on arr the coins not respawning

[@kudosbudo]

This game just made me realise how much i want a Battle Angel Alita Motorball game.

[@Jonen560ti]

It's like they had a decent UI designer, but picked up a game designer off the street. You need a good game before you can worry about having nice menus

[@johnrome4657]

Make it PG and downgrade the graphics, then you have a successful mobile game.

[@SteelWithIt]

The UI/menu's a stock asset, I've seen it before in other mobile games.

[@Jonen560ti]

@@SteelWithIt i guess they blew the whole asset budget on that then.

[@MrGemHunter]

the sad part is without the punch or being able to outrun them a physics game about tripping up your pursuers could have been really fun.

[@supermariofan03]

2:59 WOW! That girl tripped Yet was able to perform a breakdance!

[@jackmaney4276]

Just yesterday, I got a new gaming rig that is capable of displaying 4k. Thank the gods I found this video. This video is now the *reason* why I have an RTX 2080.

[@CamiloFHSC]

At any point where Jim is tackled down, pause, and start going frame by frame. Welcome to hell.

[@Gormathius]

All I'm wondering is, how did it take more than the first minute (mind you most of that was spent in the menu) to realise it's basically just a mobile runner?

[@Rivensdusk]

I think the shop animations need some rapid flashes and brighter colors.

[@TenebrousFilms]

The American version of the Benny Hill theme was a nice touch.

[@realdiesoft]

Jim, I'm curious if you still play that steppy pants (or whatever) game? One of the few free-to-play games that didn't make you sick.

[@Chronologix]

Speed upgrade I understand, but what is a "Heatlh" upgrade...

[@mathewpoole3589]

Jim did you notice that every subsequent play through didn't respawn the girls that you already took down?

[@genericwhitemale7028]

Konami's PES has some competition.

[@guguy00]

Minus server issues on PC PES is pretty good for a sports game this year apparently. Though I'm still not giving Konami money #FucKonami

[@genericwhitemale7028]

@@guguy00 You got that right, most sports games are greedy wallet rapists. Looking at you EA!

[@battleroyale1056]

FIFA IS EVEN WORSE!!!

[@genericwhitemale7028]

Definitely

[@guguy00]

Seriously though, Ultimate Team is a joke. I have 40 free packs (2 weekly) because of Origin Access and I have yet to unpack a player above 84.

[@92Karoola]

Terrific, I've never seen a game where you get to play as a Springboks prop

[@ZexMaxwell]

Says he was going to check out the arcade mode, then completely forgot about it.

[@thewittyusername]

The last thought was my first thought when I saw the helmet and padding.

[@unofficialmeme5972]

Praise to you, Jim!

[@Caarajack]

Am I the only one who got disoriented by the speed how fast those purchasable equipment spun, especially the “balls”?

[@Rhyas9]

I missed the "Hello you [advertiser unfriendly]!" insults. :D

[@sparkie1j]

Jim theres a game called executive assault 2. It just came out and its pretty interesting. Should give it a look

[@FreedomHero4]

Those customization options are spinning super fast