GIRL TALK ft. Fuslie | OfflineTV Podcast #8

[@dankemems4701]

girl talk: "what's your favorite starbucks drink?" bro talk: "do you shave your balls?"

[@strangleme602]

Lol TheCat ONG😂😂😂😂

[@napdragon6862]

@beserk the fact that you feel like you have to comment this multiple times :/

[@Bratty_Babe]

sweetheart roll he’s weird lol

[@SchokPvP]

Lol TheCat Do you tho?

[@napdragon6862]

Boys are so quirky uwu not like the other streamers

[@Jango1989]

The girls all agree lying is a deal breaker for relationships. Meanwhile Michael continues with his lies and deceit in his tazer goblin cave.

[@ckv954]

Jango1989 lmao and everyone is falling for his lies and deceit charm

[@SeanCityNavy]

Michael's Lies and Deceit aren't lies they are just, twisted truths

[@Musica20009]

That's cause Michael's an Alpha XD haha

[@johnvanerick5091]

Gnome cave

[@jbark678]

As someone who doesn't follow offline tv super closely, the speed at which Michael lore has evolved is frightening.

[@Caramelbee1]

Lily: "The best relationships come from friendships." Michael: * smiles *

[@pandalover1238]

(´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`)

[@kirkrenshaw7713]

I READ THIS AS SHE SAID THIS WOWWW

[@Molegaming67]

Do you know what the timestamp is

[@quack25]

(´∀｀*)

[@olianims]

Smiles menacingly

[@fathertig9494]

Lily: "I hate men." Poki: "Big True." "RT." Yvonne: "HAHAHAHA"

[@bakedmomo5693]

just an offlinetv podcast in-universe callback right there

[@Flutoid]

reverse the roles

[@baconwizard]

RIP RTgame

[@Iovedrovght]

@@Hextin uh.. this is a reference to michael in the last podcast, no one said this

[@levi4979]

Don't forget about the "I love my man"

[@Frolkinator]

"Has a guy gotten out of the friendzone?" Lily just giggles

[@markithh]

Frolkinator 🤣

[@hulkthorsmash1324]

Timestamp

[@joshwong7206]

4:12

[@ocoolwow]

@@chillcookiecat she doesn't giggle at all

[@papadave8754]

She does just wait

[@MikaeruDaiTenshi]

Yvonne: "I genuinely think everyone here is a good person" Michael: "LIES AND DECEITS! I'M HERE TO TAZE PEOPLE!"

[@bakedmomo5693]

hey hey hey! test subjects are people too...

[@Spev_er]

@BakedMoMo no they aren't

[@homegrownalligator7136]

@@bakedmomo5693 they dont count

[@bakedmomo5693]

@@homegrownalligator7136 that's what michael will tell the public. because if he doesn't, no more test subjects. that's his crackhead helping him do 5head moves to continue his work/content for us.

[@homegrownalligator7136]

@@bakedmomo5693 hmmmm. I like the way you think

[@sebastianlim7104]

Boys Podcast: Playing “The Game” Girls Podcast: Playing “The Chase”

[@Fedmyster]

They are the same thing

[@DudeGuy999]

@@Fedmyster true

[@jisoofie5563]

@@Fedmyster Fed watched the whole thing 😳😳😳

[@KikoKortado]

@@jisoofie5563 He needs write this shit down

[@KikoKortado]

@@Fedmyster Take notes Fed ...

[@auzpro]

Lily: Single is fine and I'm not looking for somebody Lily 2 weeks later: I'm dating Michael

[@samus8707]

Lilly: I hate it when boys lie

[@gamerman6494]

Michael is the ultimate chad

[@BigmanHagfish]

That's the person she was talking about when she said someone has once made it out of the friend zone

[@naahmahlamia5653]

He's the one who got out the zone bruh

[@ellam1316]

she’s not specifically looking for someone, plus she said single was fine, not that she hated dating. he’s also the guy who got out of the friend zone. how is this comment funny?

[@bethjoileen8188]

Boys podcast: "GTFO YVONNE YOU'RE NOT A GUY!" Girls podcast: "oh hi fed!"

[@LP58587]

beth joileen Th difference 💀 😂

[@thelegacyshow4248]

@@LP58587 did you also notice the difference in tone? We guys are stiff and mechanical when talking to other guys. Girls are a bit too just, idk.

[@reyiscoolest]

Girls are just chill. Most anyway. They are really given a bad impression in movies. like girls DO get along.

[@evelynfarfellwooosh1219]

@@reyiscoolest This didn't age well.

[@reyiscoolest]

@@evelynfarfellwooosh1219 how

[@the86372]

Even on the all girls podcast, the boys are hilarious Toast: Who's your MOST favorite? Girls: The person not here, Scarra and Micheal *In the distance* Michael: Sorry, what was that? Girls: Uhh.. Scarra *Further in the distance* Scarra: WHAT?

[@HinakoNamikaze]

Tyler F time stamp?

[@the86372]

39:05

[@bakedmomo5693]

both had a premonition & have been hanging close-ish to the girl talk podcast recording just to use that/their comedic timing on that

[@xuannguyenpham1715]

Probably just coincidence. They live in the same house, besides who doesn't shout What!! when we heard our calling

[@we.allwin]

The walls are really thin anyways hahaha

[@mcdenzy9136]

Girls: "when they flirt with your man" Lily: Vietnam War Flashbacks

[@alaskagamer6351]

Oof

[@olliestone5549]

Time stamp ples.

[@introvertedpenguin3923]

@@olliestone5549 69:420

[@Mrgina0]

Jerry stone 23:07

[@olliestone5549]

@@Mrgina0 thanks mate.

[@iKalipso]

38:56 Poki: "Who's your least favorite out of the boys? Mine's Fed." Lily: "Mine is Fed, no waaay." This one didn't age well.

[@naahmahlamia5653]

It's cause at this time lily already hinted once about being with Micheal and so she had to choose someone and at this time poki was dating fed until he fuged up

[@rosequartz9498]

@@naahmahlamia5653 poki has said that they weren’t dating so-

[@shroom9982]

@@naahmahlamia5653 poki and fed never dated

[@tim3130.]

55:00 well that didnt either

[@xraylegend2444]

57:34 Yvonne: "I genuinely think everyone here is a good person"

[@drcks]

Lily: the youngest Poki: the middle child Yvonne: the big sis Fuslie: the mom

[@betohernandez4675]

Lily is 28

[@litmodz4826]

Michael: local crack head youtuber fed: big brother scarra: ? toast: Step brother 😂

[@drcks]

@@litmodz4826 Scarra: the father

[@litmodz4826]

@@drcks 👍

[@jacksonbeelar5279]

Big true

[@pt_joker1798]

Not gonna lie, I came to Offline TV looking for more Michael screentime, but you're all great people, it was hard not to fall in love with the content, keep it up

[@mob4742]

same here bruv.

[@tippydippy6529]

Same here bro

[@shinkiro69420]

Yeah bruh

[@Ididntwannaselfdestruct]

Same here

[@tatzecom]

yeah same

[@FirstNameLastName-rl5bq]

The Girls: " They maybe talked about us" The Boys: "Do you use electric when you shave your balls"

[@ethanwinn8559]

One of the best comments I’ve read so far.

[@Fedmyster]

yo boys who got the timestamps

[@TurtleHermit42]

Me

[@noahn.9555]

Waiting as well

[@pa_trickedu1763]

The BOYYYSSSSS

[@senbei409]

Lol fed wassup

[@virtualgamervg]

this is uploaded 20 minutes ago fed chill

[@manuelb5466]

Where's Fedmystra and Mikaela?

[@kenjjen1929]

Word

[@koutetsujo2943]

Jacking off

[@Ajcimo14]

@@koutetsujo2943 lol

[@Mooshanmut]

And MasScarra

[@yellowmoron]

Bro dont forget Scarrlet

[@pumpkincat4594]

When they talk about how they are luck to not have anyone who clout chases or has bad values or is sexist while talking about the guys I felt so bad because they clearly had no idea what was going to happen with Fed and I can imagine how sad it was when they needed to kick him out

[@leonardo8420]

Actually, things weren't all that good even back then, they just didn't notice it till it worsened and that happened.

[@chezzkaaa]

@@leonardo8420 even at the beginning, fed's already showing signs of being like that?

[@demonlordd9079]

@@chezzkaaa I mean everyone knew the fed yvonne situation in june 2019 (according to the leak). So it's basically all lies to keep everything looking shiny on the outside.

[@john_mohr]

Timestamps 0:12 Favorite Stabucks Drink 3:22 Friendzone 6:00 Dating 14:09 Relationship Dealbreakers/Red Flags 19:47 Friendship Dealbreakers 29:45 Love Languages? 31:35 Temmietalk 34:08 Even more Redflags 38:50 THE BOYS 42:09 The Game 46:30 The Boys II 47:00 hahaha jokes on me they're actually talking about living situations 53:18 The Boys III 58:10 Questions Random Tidbits: Poki enjoys the chase. If you wanna be Yvonne's friend be a funnyboi in LoL. Scarra snores. "FUCK THE GAME" -Lily. Leslie is adorable.

[@Kemmek69]

Damn you are the best

[@Skizzy24]

Legend

[@cjsumm1796]

Somebody tell fed

[@c0nsonant169]

Lord and Savior thank you

[@xKabutey]

You deserve more credit for this

[@EarthSpirit.easyzdota]

Fed brings up the chase, gets chewed out by the rest Poki brings up the chase, everyone understands Kappa

[@ckv954]

Kirishima Red Riot I think it’s the way he phrased it. He mentioned liking having to limit or worry about what times you respond and not being open about feelings

[@ckv954]

Kirishima Red Riot also they talk about ‘the game’ deeper in and dislike it

[@Derpyherpies]

Because to be honest, a lot of guys are terrible at chasing compared to girls. And it feels like boys tend to chase way more than girls.

[@teteualmeida00]

@@Derpyherpies U joking?

[@flamey4374]

Can some explain cause serious I have no idea what the fuck you guys mean by the chase and the game and all that stuff

[@brir982]

38:58 “Who’s youR least favorite of thE boys? Mine is Fed” “DudE mine is Fed!” *uncomfortably laughs in 2021*

[@vinsincere]

Poki: "The chase..." "The chase is" Oh god she's like Fed

[@severin2004]

Tengo dude trueee thats what i had in mind as well 🤣🤣🤣

[@Pottlps]

Switch the "s" from the she to the like :)

[@ivyreed4445]

I wish she would be more open about her love for him. 😣 Lol jk

[@danutzz1904]

Foki?

[@BilboSwaggins69]

They wouldn't get together cause they care too much about not getting shipped

[@iseeturtles6667]

It's funny how they started the Starbucks talk as a joke, then got deadass stuck in a Starbucks conversation.

[@lucask7440]

Girls: talking almost non-stopping Boys: Hmmmmmm... *awkward silence* Hmmmmmm.....

[@ReyaadGafur]

It didnt seem awkward to me, maybe since i have gotten comfortable with silence, but it just sounded like they were thinking about what to talk about.

[@Katarinyas]

Just as Fed said in the BRO TALK

[@georgaseebalack6003]

@@Katarinyas lol. well its not a bad thing to be either way. find that friend who compliments you well. 😊

[@katamimo]

0:00 Starbucks nonsense 2:40 Boy talk: Relationships, Friendzone 12:22 Fuslie’s cute unrequited love story 14:00 Relationship dealbreakers 19:48 Friendship dealbreakers 22:18 Red flags 26:20 Feeling appreciated/appreciation 31:35 Friendship green flags and pets 34:05 More red flags 38:55 *“The Boys”* 42:14 More general boy talk 46:28 Living with boys/people 53:20 *“The Boys”* pt. 2 + compliments 58:10 Answering fan questions/outro

[@wolfieyboy2650]

THANK YOU

[@CoverCode]

Someone get fed here he asked for the stamps xD

[@Junnie7]

THANK YOU

[@alaskagamer6351]

You're the GOAT

[@cerealnashta]

Truly a god.

[@ckv954]

I feel bad for lily now, I genuinely like her and found her before I started watching Michael but never got into watching twitch. Now I’m a full on content gremlin searching for tiny Filipino Elon and enjoying seeing the rest of offline tv as well 36:00

[@zefir813]

Same for me

[@storm3668]

Same

[@jogadorjnc]

They work really well together. Watching Michael is fun, watching Lily is fun, watching both of them is super fun.

[@iLLya_]

Same thanks to offline tv for giving us more philipino goblin

[@ivyreed4445]

I love both. But I can rarely make streams 😞

[@manuelortiz1653]

The Girls: "I'm usually nervous on first dates" The Boys: "So what moves do you guys use?" ¬‿¬

[@Lilly-ux3gg]

Fed was kinda rapey ngl

[@WeebKingdom]

Hey Beter Well this is awkward

[@ethand674]

Yikes

[@j.r.2674]

Guys definitely use the helicopter move. At least that’s what I’ve heard from friends.

[@raychances6251]

@@j.r.2674 what's the helicopter move

[@nikidos7303]

54:03 Yvonne cover Lily when she feel cautious to talk about Michael. That's a true homie yo.

[@car4754]

but why was she cautious

[@iwillcry]

@@car4754 shippers be nasty

[@nikidos7303]

@@car4754 because they hiding their relationship with publics

[@car4754]

@@nikidos7303 lol

[@car4754]

@@nikidos7303 well they announced it now

[@joseramonmontilla7259]

Poki: "I cry no one ever hears me" Everyone: *just continues to talk* Its okay poki we hear you

[@skipper8450]

Which part

[@kaheihigh]

Dio Brando 39:49

[@darkcookie4830]

@@skipper8450 DIO

[@jujuganz8884]

Offline TV : we Need tech support Mykull : i need test subject

[@mintakanim]

mykull

[@jiji3750]

Symbiosis

[@jayo6709]

>Offline TV Podcast: Only Girls >Fedmystra not in it >Wait that's illegal-

[@Killermudkip1]

Man where’s my girl Michaela reeves

[@yellowmoron]

Dude ya and scarrlet

[@MisterRodje]

I mean, to be fair, lily wasn't on the boys podcast either

[@typhlosionbr1493]

Y'all saying honesty is all important for a relationship but Scarra's still single tho...

[@gon_gm]

Honestly...

[@henrycrabgrass]

@@gon_gm uhuh, u didnt just do that xD

[@Abouniini]

Honestly soooo good

[@TotalWarKS]

Honesty is only part of many other traits of a person...

[@DynamicSu]

THICCC daddies don’t get love they want buff boys not THICCC daddies

[@serenumia]

I CANT- MY DOG WAS ON THE COUCH AND I WAS ON THE FLOOR AND MY AUNT COMES AND SAYS "he's watching blackpink with you" i started laughing, she thought yall were blackpink lmfao

[@honeylunav6423]

my cousin walked in and asked me if i was watching blackpink LMAOO

[@zulykamaliyahagliam1486]

A blink here 😃 soooo relatable!!!😂

[@benandterrys]

Blackpink in ya area!

[@austeyen5628]

LOL 5 minutes in and they talk about the 'chase' too. smh poki and fed really are the same person

[@mychaeljones7526]

2:40 Boy talk: Relationships, Friend zone 12:22 Fuslie’s love story 14:00 Relationship deal breakers 19:48 Friendship deal breakers 22:18 Red flags 26:20 Feeling appreciated/appreciation 31:35 Friendship green flags and pets 34:05 More red flags 38:55 “The Boys” 42:14 More general boy talk 46:28 Living with boys/people 53:20 “The Boys” pt. 2 + compliments 53:10 Answering fan questions/outro

[@santiagopinero5134]

amen por estos viejos que separan todo los momentos ✌

[@rosequartz9498]

THANK YOUU

[@lavu866]

Dang thats some nice hardwork!

[@alejandrom9844]

Many thanks

[@applepi3703]

Berry helpful

[@thebiggestgamer]

When they all said they their least favorite boy was Fed. Goddamn was that so true.

[@universal_stupidity]

To be fair they said it because he had just walked into the room and they were memeing, but likee

[@BobBob-nv1td]

@@universal_stupidity could be a double meaning

[@jurkokubik6383]

I just wish girl Michael could have been a part of this.

[@georyd]

It would've been easier to milk for views yeah

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

You mean Michaela?

[@jurkokubik6383]

pipat srishupiam honestly, just wondering, should it be Michaela or Michaelita?

[@dannacht6827]

Michelle is good too

[@izanagi5136]

Michaela Reeves

[@Scarce30-146]

"Long ago, when I was a youngling" - Lily (80 year's old)

[@vinsincere]

"Ah fuck, it's the elderly" -Michael Reeves

[@luvcid6839]

The ghost nice boomer joke

[@superiorcalico3587]

Lily ”Boomer” pichu

[@rip1191]

"How many guys do you live with?" "Four." Lily, with no hesitation: "That's four too many." Me: -Nearly choking on my drink, trying not to laugh too hard.-

[@derekl.2902]

then 2 suddenly disappear

[@kiro968]

@@derekl.2902 she thanos snapped by saying this

[@goldenops1611]

Lily: I feel like the best relationships form out of friendship. Poki: ehmm Fed there’s a chance a low chance but a chance

[@dasanihasani]

Ay 1% is still a number

[@yellowmoron]

@@dasanihasani ay 0.5% still a chance

[@vukkicos5688]

Lily helping her little brother out 🤣 Also, what does that mean for her and Michael?

[@yellowmoron]

@@vukkicos5688 wdym what about for Michael

[@vukkicos5688]

@@yellowmoron Well she was asking her viewers not to ship her with Michael cause they were good friends and nothing more, but now she says the best relationships come from good friendships.

[@anonymoussaiyan4693]

Girls; favorite Starbucks drinks The boys; T H E F A T T E S T N U T

[@cryoforceyeet8893]

Every guy right now: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"

[@qaiser648]

SO FUNNY!!

[@yvonnie4632]

SO FUNNY!!

[@superninja2380]

Not wrong, it’s kinda weird asking girls questions that they have answered

[@lyrir.]

shhhhh you’re gonna blow our cover

[@fade2008]

Good Charles the French reference

[@BreadKrumb]

So, why isn't Fed with them?

[@Sniperfuchs]

You mean Fedmystra? Yeah i miss her.

[@Fedmyster]

hold up

[@RareEpicness]

Fedmyster damnit fed

[@ghostytoast10]

Haha good one

[@sam007gaymer9]

@@Fedmyster why aren't u?

[@IotaShine]

58:35 That moment when all they turn their heads towards Lily

[@All54321]

Well, Lily spoke right before that. In conversations people generally look at someone who’s talking, so them looking at Lily could be explained by her talking

[@dasnurk]

38:57 That was perfect comedic timing, it was unreal

[@katana723]

4:20 "Has that ever happened to you? Someone's gotten out of the friend zone?" Lily: "Yeah... once..." BRUH

[@mandymany125]

what does it mean btw?

[@canadianmerlin8349]

Mandy Many it was Albert that got out of the friendzone

[@iwillcry]

albert..

[@Iovedrovght]

it was michael ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@levi4979]

@@Iovedrovght given recent events you're probably right.

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

Lol like 4 minutes in and it's already funny. "how does someone get out of the friendzone?". "It kinda just happens". "Has anyone ever gotten out of the friendzone with you?"... "no".

[@bjarturofficialgamer]

They are more flexible then they'd like to admit. A lot of these are just things they'd want to happen. Being just a friend can be annoying. You can get out of it but you got to make it happen most of the time. It's not completely natural. Usually you notice she has more interest in you and then you got to shoot your shot. This podcast episode is exhausting to listen to because they seem like they are not flexible at all, when they are flexible. Like everyone else is.

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

@@bjarturofficialgamer I mean I know it's pretty much BS what they said, it's just funny. Realistically if you have chemistry, something is going to happen pretty quickly after becoming friends. If it hasn't and they are available the whole time, you aren't "in the friendzone" they just aren't interested in you. It has nothing to do with friendship.

[@Lexender]

@@AWanderingSwordsman Honestly tho, the best way to get out of the friendzonei to GTFO and search for someone who actually cares about you instead of begging for someone to be interested in you.

[@mahshshsrklingfa7031]

"once.. "

[@cupcakecake7606]

@@AWanderingSwordsman noooo girls fall in love w personality thats why there are so many pretty girls dating ugly ass men. But obviously if you have been friends for over a year and nothing is happening, then you cant get out of the friendzone lmao but there are some ways you can end up seeing someome in a different light

[@TwinbornMist]

Nobody: Leslie: *drinks water angrily*

[@noahrodgers2291]

“Do you know what it would be like to have your own starbucks, like in your house??” 1:15 me: Isn’t that just a coffee maker? edit:omg ty for the likes lol

[@TerrZy]

You own the barista

[@kevinfortin3398]

@@TerrZy Hmmm.... sounds familiar...

[@renchesandsords]

Lily: I feel the best relationships are the ones that come from friendships. It's cute! Me: no, lily, it's McCute

[@xavierriveram.1158]

The difference from this podcast from the “Boys podcast” is like day and night

[@Dfso200x]

Hearing Lily (at 1:01:36 ) give someone the same advice that Dr. K gave to her is so nice to hear

[@AlluckyTV]

She kinda butchered it tho. She said “fight them” but dr. k said the opposite. He said “imagine how lily 2 feels when you ignore her. You have to accept her”

[@Lucas-ce5yc]

I liked how none of the girls brought up Albert...don’t want to say much bout him because there’s nothing more to say, but i’m glad that they were respectful even when they were talking bout relationships and stuff (a lot of the guys have like 0 tact lol, breakups hurt you know)

[@kiro968]

Breaking up is hard you know

[@lupinmusic5976]

I am a guy, but i'm the friend people go to for emotional and mental help after breakups and love advice. My point is that not all guys are the same.

[@georgaseebalack6003]

@@lupinmusic5976 thanks captain obvious. but seriously we know this. just as not all girls are sensitive either. but ppl tend to just make generalizaitons because it's easier and we assume the other person gets it, and generalizations develop due to the person's own life experience. personally, i have yet to meet a guy that is as tactful. so glad you are actually one of the few.

[@Lucas-ce5yc]

Lupin Music I was talkin about the guys in the house specifically, but now that the issue with Fed has come to pass, I realize that most, if not all, of the guys in the house now are really respectful and sensitive too.

[@timothycocker9706]

GIRLS: "we said nice things about them" literally 3 minutes ago: We only brought michael to OTV here because we needed a tech support guy

[@grave0x]

tech support is gae depending on who it’s with

[@TheRexilius]

I love lily's dark hair I think it makes her features pop out more

[@Kaliospectre]

I actually found out about Lilypichu through Michael Reeves, but then I started to really like Lilypichu as her own content creator, so I started to watch all the content on her youtube channel as well as tuning in to her streams.

[@ryugunou2534]

TomatoMuddler now it time for Michael tostream

[@ryugunou2534]

TomatoMuddler now it time for Michael to stream

[@paws4rescues]

I did the opposite lol. I was watching lily's content and saw Michael in hide and seek and fell in love with that little crackhead goblin buahha. Just the fact that he is super hyper with tazers on hand and a big brain is so damn entertaining 🤣. I cant get enough of these 2 awkward meth goblins together.

[@jaco6229]

exactly the same. i probably watched all her videos in like a week lom

[@thehow2370]

Me too

[@outpostorange9580]

31:38 Friend comes over for the 1st time: "Hey, how's it going? Nice dog" Lily: "Hey nice to see you, you have a dog?" Friend: "No, I'm more of a cat person" Lily: (slams the door closed)

[@Oliboy22]

Never had a starbucks in my life dont know what theyre on about. Think i'll have my shaved balls.

[@lickypain68]

Same

[@Ivan-np3ls]

Trimming is the future

[@kominatoriku5483]

laser focused

[@wintersnowflake4841]

Feel ya, bruh.

[@chaoskarlos987]

Starbucks is overrated. Its just waterd down coffee or milk drinks with a looooottt of sugar

[@alaskagamer6351]

"Yea, once" big oof RIP Lily "God I'm lonely" damn Lily I felt that "Sometimes it's ok to not be ok"- Lily 2020

[@orangeballs4536]

Girls talking: *what coffee do you get* *relationships* *dating* Guys talking: you shave balls dude? ..... Yes....

[@XxthefailnessxX]

4:50, talking about the shift, literally is my current relationship. Friends for 5 years, talked for 3, finally started dating last year :)

[@fluffyyoshi7479]

King Bottle congrats bro! Hope you both last a long and happy relationship.

[@anavasquez5231]

Mine too! Friends for almost 5 years, partners since last year as well :D *high five*

[@danielshih464]

when you learn michael has a tesla i thought he was homeless before offlinetv

[@Cercuss]

fact

[@bakedmomo5693]

@@zeetime that's what they get. because they cant afford evil lairs, they just use wherever they used to live

[@shinkiro69420]

@@zeetime where did you learnt that from?

[@gogogo123454321]

9:46 "how people talk through text is so important" "if someone needs you to respond in a certain way then it doesn't work"

[@29C1C]

28:30 *fuslie's face* when she realizes how missed up that relationship is

[@Caleb-ii9ih]

Drinking Game: Take a shot everytime someone says something is cute

[@danielb840]

Caleb or like

[@regular_guy3]

ye kind trieDGTHSMKJU POAyikljN'KN EFl'[O-I2B DFHFH

[@softblondee]

@lenny le lenny idk I think "haha lily man on woman episode ha" is the winner for that one

[@TopLaneChad]

@lenny le lenny Can we get the biggest simp award

[@alaskagamer6351]

RIP my liver

[@Cobravenom741]

4:13 Hmmm I wonder who Lily could possibly be talking about

[@robertut7170]

Hmmmm, I really wonder

[@theeffortless5554]

Its not michael... its ALBERT HAHAHAHA I RUINED THE JOKE BAHAHAHA.

[@bobbytheg3214]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmnumm it could be any . ok for real who is it

[@Nornwoo.inline]

@@bobbytheg3214 starts with "My" and ends with "kull"

[@bobbytheg3214]

변우석 ah shit here we go again

[@bigsyeah]

Lily talking about deal breakers: someone who doesnt have passion. Cries in depression*

[@themasterkey3]

4:16 - It all makes sense now...

[@luisandresperezperez299]

TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Beginning 39:13 Michael 1:06:47 End

[@thedavelee]

lily: leave a comment of your favorite starbucks drink nobody answers.

[@alaskagamer6351]

Mine is berry hibiscus extra ice

[@Ateka9]

"Imagine having a Starbucks in your house" Coffee makers everywhere: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@lina-mi4yl]

I actually matched with Lily on tinder when she had said she was looking for friends and I came off super weird because I really wanted to be friends with her LMAO Sorry Lily for my past self.

[@HeyItzZedd]

simp

[@yammy8216]

Sir Novan lolll

[@lina-mi4yl]

@@HeyItzZedd fkn feelsbad

[@ballfspiders1008]

*ding* shame

[@oompalumpus699]

Cringe lol.

[@esimmers8496]

It’s Scary that Fed and Poki both brought up the chase... they are lowkey chasing each other but there is no clear finish

[@Error0101]

It's Kaguya-sama but with no end.

[@chuggaa100]

Nah

[@koutetsujo2943]

Here I am watching 20 min talk about relashionships when I've never been in one

[@MrSimpleton]

I was thinking recently about how the world is declining, and after thinking long and hard i believe we need to have Stalin resurrected so that he can give us some help. Does anyone agree?

[@Sir.YeetusIII]

YESSS

[@tempest212]

Please i need fucking pointers

[@AyanamiRei5kyu]

he probably built a robot for that

[@DrPrfesurPatrik]

Did you not listen to the first 15 minutes? They literally tell you how to get out of it. Lily and Michael were really good friends at first then they got close and then they started dating.

[@marcellopez200]

@@DrPrfesurPatrik exactly

[@MehGloomish]

Girls when watching this: relatable Boys when watching this: how to be simp 101

[@WanderTheNomad]

So when did people switch from white knights to simps? I'm outta the loop

[@strife5685]

@@WanderTheNomad They're mostly the same thing. Simp is just more fitting because it sounds less honorable and is more wimpy of a term.

[@allahbless2278]

@@WanderTheNomad They're kinda the same thing, the main difference is that a simp is actually in a relationship with that girl,while WK's aren't yet simp on them like they are

[@benjaminshields9421]

bless simp doesn't have to be in s relayionship

[@benjaminshields9421]

@@WanderTheNomad a white knight always defends a woman. A simp always serves a woman. They have the same goal, with similar paths, but different means to get there

[@nthnthms1212]

*gives advice about getting out of the friendzone* "has a guy ever gotten out of the friendzone with you?" *silence* sweet advice lol

[@biancafeaulait]

Personally, all my relationships started with me being friends with them. The transition was easier and felt more natural since I never had to pretend. What they did (if it helps) was that they did their best to keep in touch with me even beyond gaming. They seemed interested in what I did aside from just gaming, which was our common interest. They did not make it obvious that they were not talking to any other girl. I just found out about it on my own due to reasons, like their friend would casually tell me "Oh, you're that girl he mentions" something like that. They were all awkward boys, honestly. It was sweet that they did their best. So, yeah. That's how they got out of my "friendzone." Lol.

[@nthnthms1212]

@@biancafeaulait Lol im not saying that it cant or doesnt happen. I'm just saying they were SUPER supportive of putting guys in friendzones even though they were in complete silence when asked if any guy got out of their friendzone.

[@georgaseebalack6003]

@@biancafeaulait YES! when a guy complains about the friendzone, or just complains about girls or how it seems like we never reciprocate feelings, i immediately reject them as a potential bf. This includes all my friends or people who claim to want to be my friend and we are getting to know each other. In my experience, it's just a red flag. I want my bf to come from a friendship, but it's genuine. we actually are good friends and have a lot in common, etc. I think the key for guys to for them to stop thinking everyone is a potential gf. so many of them approach girls under the guise of friendship but want more. they need to work on themselves as well. Hopefully, as you work on yourself, develop charm, and at least develop genuine friendships, you can find a gf from a friend, and if not, you still get genuine friends you like to be around. being desparate and then complaining makes your chances harder.

[@naahmahlamia5653]

Actually Lily already hinted that someone got outta the friend zone and that was Michael lol

[@nthnthms1212]

@@naahmahlamia5653 1 dude. Nice

[@dimsumsmoke]

It's tough to see some parts of this knowing what we know now

[@SquidCS]

true that

[@laxmib5885]

Ummm I'm just now getting to know OTV, what happened ?

[@PPCAPOGAMING]

@@laxmib5885 Michael and Lily are dating and Fed was kicked over being inappropriate with the girls

[@ellam1316]

@@laxmib5885 michael got out of the friend zone with lily and fed sexually assaulted like fifteen women including everyone in this video, particularly yvonne

[@theprogramer53]

Wait fed was kicked? What video was that?

[@jamharcomena3164]

When you realize that both Poki and Fed are about the chase😏

[@yourmomgey188]

I will be honest and say that I started watching more otv content after Michael joined...the only otv member that I used to watch content of was fed....being an Michael fan I don't wanna be an annoying shipper but I just really like seeing the soft and nice side of Michael whenever he is in streams with Lily or the other guys which we don't get to see cuz he is always so chaotic and quirky in his vids

[@RefreshinglyMyself]

bro same

[@brokenrecord1323]

that moment when poki laughed when Lily got stuck on Michael

[@wizardonsomething]

oml when fuslie asked if a guy got out of the friendzone and lily was just like: "Yeah, once." I was like MonkaS

[@invis8474]

"I need to see that you have a direction in life" Ight Imma head out.

[@unou588]

You found your direction, out

[@invis8474]

@@unou588 How do I delete your message

[@atomisedman6235]

@@invis8474 Delete yours

[@alaskagamer6351]

Well shit I'm out as well

[@alaskagamer6351]

@@atomisedman6235 lmfao true

[@Chadrawss]

"When they flirt with yur man" *looks at lily*

[@PinkgradientMan]

That moment when you realize that one of the video tags is literally "pokimane thicc". I almost busted out laughing lol!

[@ovs4744]

Pinkgradient Man every offlinetv video has that tag, it’s literally the first thing that comes up when you type in pokimane

[@Manu-Jcé]

1 hour of the OTV girls, we love to see it.

[@severin2004]

Charkie why you salty

[@masterrace921]

Charkie might be overreacting but I’m sure he’ll take the feedback either way

[@Manu-Jcé]

@@Eridu lmao que la pasa

[@maxk4324]

Question: How to get out of the friend zone Girls: Don't ever bring up the friend zone and then quietly wait for a random event that is outside of your control which somehow happens to bring you two closer together in that way. Boys: Cool, got it, we'll just go wait in the corner and slowly die on the inside.

[@markjack9772]

Lol

[@lindafuchs877]

yes tho? If you can´t be friends with her without dying inside then don`t. But for her feelings don`t just appear lol

[@CircusoftheMoon]

The reason you shouldn’t bring up the friend zone (unironically) is because it’s cringe and it will often set you farther back with the girl than if you were to not bring it up at all.

[@marcoboscarol2420]

The friendzone? you mean not having sex?

[@MysteryDerp]

Since Yvonne walked into the bro talk, we need Toast to walk into the Girl Talk.

[@birbs4596]

LILY'S INTRO 💀💀 I love this podcast already

[@simakingyt]

The girls: ”I think they want to know about how to get out of the friendzone.” The boys: “Do u guys shave ur pubes?”

[@bakicci]

Here are some really reallly bad timestamps (that i enjoyed a lot) for yall :D 18:20 this was sweet 28:06 sweet again 34:32 wahahaha 38:57 otv Favorites!! (nice) 39:55 room placements and what they hear 41:00 c a u g h t 42:10 The Game 43:23 that got me 47:45 terrace house otv confirmed 48:55 ranking living b/g compositions 1:01:37 conscious vs subconscious lilyadvicechu (this was relieving i didnt know everyone did the sad naps) 1:04:03 [my advice for college: like yvonee said, take classes that you enjoy and will find like-minded people in. like for me, i took japanese to find my best weeb friends, most campuses have esports club if thats your thing] my favorite starbucks drink is water cuz ive never been there

[@cccraigslist]

Their hot chocolate is shit

[@parzios]

'"So, lily isn't it? been nice talking to you but, how's Michael doing? he's coming to twitch someday?"

[@garbage69353]

The girls: Who's your least favourite guy Poki: Fed Lily: Omg mines fed too Me in 2021: Gee I wonder why

[@Mellogangster]

5:37 Yeah, totally agree. Many people go all drepressed because a someone said "You're a great friend". "Being friends" it's not the same as being in the "friendzone". If you're a good friend to someone, you have a really good chance of eventually starting a great relationship. A different story is when you're actually told to be "ONLY a good friend".

[@RadialSeeker113]

You have to accept that, grieve the loss of the potential and move on

[@Mellogangster]

@@RadialSeeker113 Keyword: "Move on".

[@pablopablo2894]

I love Leslie's determined "I need to do better" mental note after being lost in concentration for a moment. So damn wholesome.

[@pablopablo2894]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH-1qqR4pLF1j7M [TimeStamp]

[@zzedisfed5696]

"Strategically leaving things out" I have a friend who does that waaaaay too much and sometimes I get mad at him for lying and then he says "I'm not lying, I'm just hiding it" and it irritates me SO much. Like there's no difference. If i ask a question and he choses to leave parts of the truth out, that's the same as lying according to me.

[@FrostDzNz]

I love how the first ad after leslie starts asking questions is a tequila ad mentioning "100% good vibes"

[@mafiozz8245]

Everybody: *Lowkey came here for Fedmystra...* Everybody after: **Sad depressed noises**

[@kevinfortin3398]

@@elotaku558 PepeHands

[@AyanamiRei5kyu]

42:13 lily being my mood 24/7

[@ieznoo481]

“No temper”. Proceeds to admit that they have tempers. 😐