TERRIBLE CHILDHOOD | OfflineTV Podcast #6

[@venumurali8132]

Pokimane: would u guys beat your children Michael: no Pokimane: ok Michael: I'll just tase them

[@kiro968]

Just imagine 6ft philipino tasing a kid with a belt that has tasers all over it

[@zealot8862]

Kiro, you mean 3 ft

[@kingk.rimson8436]

@@zealot8862 not funny, didnt laugh

[@bossman4993]

@@kingk.rimson8436 the f in your name stands for funny

[@kingk.rimson8436]

@@bossman4993 f

[@Staaxx]

michael on the topic of running away - "What am i going to do, walk to the other side of the island" 10/10 response

[@raionshishi8290]

That's what i used to think x'D

[@blindeyes404]

Philippines has 1700+ islands, pick one to run away

[@bamlyolo3109]

Blind Eyes hawaii?

[@mallrat7926]

@@blindeyes404 You know he was born in raised in Hawaii right? And that he's actually half philipino and half white?

[@HinakoNamikaze]

Timestamp?

[@chxxrlo]

michael: *touches mimi to comfort her after fed smacked the table* mimi: so you have chosen death?

[@angelmosqueda9470]

3:35

[@chloebrandt9339]

Fed: "I was a leader in robotics and stuff." Michael, softly: "....r o b o t i c s?"

[@mantester]

Ah,i see youre a man of *tazing* as well

[@hezzlinmusic]

He's trying so desperately not to geek out

[@zealot8862]

He’s like, join the dark side, join the FEDeration

[@Eysvar]

It sounds like the same national robotics competition I competed in and now I want to know more.

[@hexagon_is_best_shape]

MetaHerobrine 1 sounds like frc

[@carter9538]

Micheal: You were in Robotics?? Fed: Yeah... yeah. Micheal: **lowers taser intensity for Fed

[@EclipsedEquinox]

Or increases it for not telling him sooner.

[@EarthSpirit.easyzdota]

+20 Respect

[@perfectopenguini]

When?

[@felinecube4953]

...although, it does make him more of a threat to the Robot Uprising.

[@night06phere35]

@@perfectopenguini 4:26

[@croven4536]

Poki’s mom: is a teacher so didnt want to hit her Filipino teacher: student/kid belt go whack whack

[@LexNoxus]

Bamboo stick for some, Some also use the Big Yellow Ruler of Death

[@i3lului311]

teacher po yung ina ko kao di nya ginagawa nyun

[@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551]

@@i3lului311 msa maraming mommy issues kapag teacher yung mga magulang

[@eecyakeikcor2615]

accurate description of the Filipino education system

[@RamiHaddadin]

noo you can't just hit a student and expect them to do better. Haha belt go brrrrr

[@restro3058]

Micheal in real life “yeah, don’t do drugs” Micheal in videos “crackhead crackhead crackhead”

[@stoneydaulton3566]

@GotchaGaming L. Yes. Just yes

[@hannibalthecannibal3606]

Crackhead satanism

[@reaperzeast5677]

I think he meant 'don't get high on your on supply'

[@defaultusername7091]

who knew

[@Bananaman-nm8rj]

In the lie detector video he said he did crack and the guys said that’s was true

[@Iamone1111]

Michael Reeves 2019: That's social interaction and I don't support it Michael Reeves 2020: I really appreciate social skills more now

[@tomokino4559]

With this he is now able to express his urge to shove straws into tu- oh god... Michael enters: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[@filipmirkovic980]

irony

[@someweebinthecommentsectio7719]

*lies and deceit*

[@selmitoons]

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

[@SportLairVids]

the cat is so freaking adorable and it just rolled around looking for attention but it's eyes are so unique that it looks like a doll.

[@daisicruz9593]

Ikr 🥺

[@awsd_0_0]

It's funny as this breed of cat is called a Ragdoll (i don't actually know but it looks a lot like it)

[@hehe-zf1iy]

Cho cute

[@hilix-_hyperrrr3836]

the names mimi btw

[@longestname7238]

It’s name is Mimi

[@MrFacu809]

4:26 -You were in robotics? -Yes -You never told me this Michael sounds betrayed

[@vbkfivn]

I just want to see the robotics vlogs

[@sina2026]

That`s sad mykul new project is about robots :D

[@raionshishi8290]

IKR, i thought Micheal felt betrayed by Fed and i honestly wanted to see Fed and Micheal do some crazy stupid projects now.

[@GmanEnder]

Wait what was the team number

[@ketch342]

@@GmanEnder team4element, quite literally team #4

[@leodaweeb6969]

3:35 I love how when Fed hits the desk and Mimi gets scared, Michael tries to comfort her and tell her that it's okay lol

[@Kurisou]

Mimi*

[@noa7422]

I also like how at 2:09 she drops the bottle cap she was messing with

[@reoot]

LaiosLegend Mimi looks so pissed off about it tho lmfao

[@carter_schulz]

@@noa7422 isn't it crazy how we just know it was a bottle cap from the sound

[@RaghavSinhaThisisme]

And then Lily tries to pet her and she's like FUCK OFF

[@zzeht]

podcasts like this made me wish i was more comfortable with talking to my friends about serious topics. I feel like an outcast compared to everyone around me and watching these make me feel better. amazing group just all around

[@annaellis7624]

I agree like OTV are so humorous and very open to talking about their personal life at the same time. At least for me, I don’t see much of that often and that’s admirable for them to be able to do that.

[@acheesesandwich197]

You got a discord?

[@ali.r1139]

You can vent to me whenever you want Cause feeling alone sucks and everyone needs people to vent to

[@indie.smindie]

Make a pod cast with me we don’t have to show our faces just talk

[@anap1397]

yeah same:/ but you can talk to me if you want because i understand the feeling!

[@camdickson9112]

“You were in robotics?” “Yeah” Fed: micheal’s respect+100

[@gautamc3613]

michaelFedRespect += 100;

[@camdickson9112]

camGautamCRespect+= 100;

[@AtHomeGamer]

more like Michael concerned

[@pandatobi5897]

@@gautamc3613 var micaelFedRespect = 'bruh'; michaelFedRespect += 100; Traceback TypeError: 'int' type object cannot be concatenated with 'str' object.

[@Katsuya81]

Michael finally found a worthy opponent.. someone that could redo all his plans

[@weebified]

Why is micheal on this podcast his childhood isn’t over yet Bruh so many of the replies are people getting wooshed

[@DiabolicalTears]

He 21 i believe

[@pavement1346]

@edwin Martinez Nah he’s actually 13

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

@@pavement1346 13 year old goblin. That's about 21-25 in human years.

[@TA-mb8ip]

good one LULW

[@GuyWithAnAmazingHat]

He's there to offer first hand experience of living as a child currently.

[@loststormtrooper7873]

Fed: saying that he was in robotics club. Michael in his head: have I found my apprentice!?

[@MrsSking123]

Toast: *Yoink*

[@toryprovenzano6787]

He said Media team so he didn’t really do anything with the robot

[@defenseko]

"nothing to do in hawaii...besides drugs" - Michael me (someone from hawaii) "true"

[@squishybluecat]

As someone from hawaii, i second this

[@nahgephilip7691]

Yakozon same

[@1378Mrbubbles]

sad but true

[@milksteak9213]

I can't imagine living in Hawaii Literally on an island Beautiful ass island though

[@1378Mrbubbles]

milk steak To be completely honest, it is amazing for the first few years if you move from the mainland or anywhere else, and it’s an amazing retirement place or to just get away. But if you are kid growing up or have kids growing up their whole lives here, it can be incredibly boring and disheartening. The majority of the infrastructure here sucks, atleast in the big island, a majority of it is nothing but lava flats and tropics, there are no good career opportunities other than the tourism industry, the schools and quality of education sucks. Its why a majority of kids leave the islands as soon as possible. It is a paradise, but if you think about the fact that there are no sustainable careers for most people, that rent and cost of living is almost if not one of the most expensive places to live in the US, as a young adult it does get to you.

[@ZiyadAzouny]

0:11 Michael: Tries to be friendly Mimi: *YOU DARE TOUCH ME HOOMAN*

[@kurapikaisnowdrowning3411]

lol🤣🤣🤣

[@sirnonsense5033]

La Meme I remember u calling me goblin! Don’t touch me!

[@1budgielover]

LMAOO XDD

[@Zeoxin]

That’s amazing lol

[@SuperMono15]

20:34 that happens at my high school also

[@henlolimbo5088]

my mom confiscated my gameboy, and my dad told me where it was. So when she went to work, I would take it back and play until she came home in the morning!

[@Ruination_station]

Your dad is a g

[@Noone666-x5r]

Criminal Mastermind, 10/10

[@mrzerolife367]

for me my dad tom my switch and my mom let me use it when he wasn't home

[@minkified]

was she a stripper?

[@stingreii]

@@minkified do you know what night shift is?

[@yukiinon3574]

Michael: *Elaborate gamer plan to play games in his closet till 4am* Poki: "So I snuck out to go McDonalds"

[@davidtu3045]

but mcdonalds parking lot at 2am is where dreams come true

[@paul9218]

A teen boy has no bigger dreams than playing skyrim till 4 am you fool

[@joshvescuso6970]

dude fed is pouring his heart out about his childhood, and i'm just staring at how cute Meme is with that bottlecap

[@evanmarcon886]

Josh Vescuso Mimi

[@RoyalBubbles69]

Do you like memes or mimi

[@Inaaa-]

M e m e

[@iibluegoose5535]

lol yeah

[@j0nke314]

MEME

[@jack.3162]

My school had this poster that said “Don’t do PDA. You’re probably gonna break up”. It was ducking hilarious

[@ericl.7464]

Fed: “you have six classes” Me looks at my schedule with 8 classes: *wait a minute*

[@babyboy098]

Jesus christ

[@airporthobo3100]

Ya, what's the deal with 6 classes? I have 8 as well.

[@thomasardizzone531]

I got 4

[@im_ann_apple4435]

WHAT, I'VE GOT 9 CLASSES

[@Papaliam_1]

I got 5 oof

[@iv9ry]

43:00 we had this kid he called himself the candyman, and his locker was just stacked with mints/gum/chocolates/butterscotch the list goes on idk why but it was like super bizarre, he would like swap for quarters, lunch items, homework answers and everything else. I always found it convenient to be friends bc i would get stuff for free, and he would always like whisper when he would get a new pack or bag and slip me them under desk like some drug deal lmao

[@addamsiewdass1832]

I'd love to be tht kid🤣

[@nibbyfit]

i was literally exactly like this in elementary school, my friend and i would trade and give each other snacks without the teacher looking because we weren’t allowed to share food. so we created a code called illuminati 800 and we would slip our food under the desks. we never got caught.

[@jessealmonds]

i like this but instead of candy I just have bunch of randompaperclips springs ruberbands and more

[@echin9372]

That’s cute

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing2553]

The candy dealers of elementry school are the highschool drug dealers

[@RamiHaddadin]

38:07 Turn on captions, it thinks Micheal laugh is music. Can't blame them

[@akshat5339]

No

[@ThereuploadingPotatowanker]

lmao

[@JimTheKid]

Lol

[@essitchi5978]

Yes

[@alltimelow101_p]

Borgir

[@hipfire1920]

OTV: this is bad, let’s cut it out Misfits: *FORESKIN GANG*

[@erwinthedodo9205]

ClaustrophobicHemp misfits are the crackhead version of OTV

[@krithit8616]

@@erwinthedodo9205 you think otv is not full of crackheads?

[@erwinthedodo9205]

It's CritHit they hide it better

[@doorknobr]

@@erwinthedodo9205 weedhead version

[@xKabutey]

No Idea methheads

[@LaneSight]

the first 5 minutes is them talking about their childhood and trying to be honest with their fans but not honest enough that we start worrying

[@guywithastrawhat3270]

Like, you can clearly see that fed really isn't fond of talking about his childhood. He is usually a very extroverted person and very kind, but here we saw him being very closed up and silent. I feel like his childhood was way worse than he acted like.

[@dragonheart1236]

@@guywithastrawhat3270 you can tell from his posture. His shoulders are rolled forward, he's slouching, and keeping his head down. He's physically closing himself off

[@guywithastrawhat3270]

@@dragonheart1236 that was very well observed, I am a therapist for children and can say that you have a very good observation. Are you also working in the field?

[@dragonheart1236]

@@guywithastrawhat3270 nah, I'm a 17 year old who's taken an interest in how to read body language, for no good reason in particular. Fed's posture when talking about his childhood very clear shifts into a more defensive stance, somewhat similar to fetal position. I wouldn't be very surprised if was in some way physically abused at some point.

[@guywithastrawhat3270]

@@dragonheart1236 now thats something we can't tell from body language if it's not reaction towards an action. But there is definitely more to it. Michael also felt sorry for saying that his childhood wad a 4 after saying that fed was happy to have a roof over his head.

[@potatoketchup9558]

Fed- “I turned out ok” Me-*cries* bye fed

[@avisto8778]

F

[@chaddical1219]

He deserved to be kicked out

[@MrsSking123]

@@chaddical1219 I don't believe in bad people, I believe in bad choices -Larry Lawton

[@chaddical1219]

Ronin true

[@ilovemycatkiki]

If only he hadn’t done that... he was a funny dude 😢

[@Moon-xp4ek]

This podcast would feel SO much more natural if the setup wasn't so awkward. Nobody is facing each other lmao. *Things that could help:* _- Getting two cameras so everyone can face each other on the whole table._ _- Sitting on an L-shaped couch._ _-Bean bag chairs._ i love everyone on the podcast, but it feels like everyone is awkwardly sitting next to eachother😭 *EDIT: idc how it LOOKS, i want them to feel more natural so convo's feel more organic rather than a "stiff interview" vibe

[@olliestone5549]

True. Eye contact needs to be made to be able to properly cpmmunicate. They don't a have a proper audience to talk to; a camera does not cut it.

[@Moon-xp4ek]

Jerry stone eye contact: yes. What do you mean by proper audience? :O

[@NutellaGamers]

Giving Offline TV to put their beanbag chairs to use

[@dec1376]

but did anyone ask?

[@letsgetfunky8493]

Same

[@tedworm]

36:50 michael not revealing his sister's name is so nice to hear, love seeing respect for privacy like that

[@Grubdon]

:)

[@yesdragon9794]

:)

[@bleedingedge5967]

: )

[@syn7893]

:)

[@neetboi9807]

:')

[@KittyMax97]

Lily: my childhood was average Also Lily: my parents beat me with a hanger until it broke.

[@mahnoorawan5071]

That's what all us Asian kids would say ngl

[@nangie2724]

I mean that very asian....

[@NoorAhmed-os3zu]

Everyone: *watching fed talk about his childhood* Me: *watching mimi fighting a bottle cap*

[@irenezs5992]

init

[@outsider_in]

1:33 Offline: * talking about their difficult childhoods. * Mimi: * Just vibin' with a bottle lid. *

[@jolteon9297]

Saw this it was awesome

[@Yunriyu]

My brain when I was a kid: ''i want to go to space!'' My brain rn: ''I wAnNa Be A mAsOchIsT!''

[@babyboy098]

Na arsonist

[@spiderweb1212]

@@babyboy098 Why not both?

[@babyboy098]

@@spiderweb1212 porque no Los dos

[@mintoness62]

Absolutely agree with you on this

[@M.I.D.ORIGINAL]

@@mintoness62 -suprised pikachu face-

[@restro3058]

Michael who didn’t graduate high school: robots screams and tazers

[@grumpiermetal5450]

Them at 16: Who am I Technical high schools: Pick what you wanna do for the rest of your life 14 year old me: OKAY... electrical has the highest chance of death... I HAVE DECIDED.

[@benjaminshields9421]

Nah dude, art has the highest chance of death. Maybe not during work, but overall from starvation.

[@iamabotprobably8899]

same . thats the only reason im going into electrical engineering

[@kaorugrimm6176]

@@benjaminshields9421 I can confirm that, depending on your medium of choice especially, you can choose your hazards and essentially method of death. Animation and illustrations; no sleep. Oil painter; fumes can actually kill you. Sculptor? Oh boy choose your poison, would you like sculptor's lung (plaster can build up in your bronchioles), potter's lung (dust build up), resin poisoning, third degree burns, or if you're lucky, your jigsaw bounces too hard and you have a high chance of cutting your arteries. Oh, and worse of all: alcohol poisoning.

[@benjaminshields9421]

@@kaorugrimm6176 I've wanted to get into professional 3D animation after 5 years of learning. This shit isn't easy.

[@kaorugrimm6176]

@@benjaminshields9421 I understand the struggle dude, I've just been on the fine arts side of it. This is essentially my throwaway account where I can be a clown but my youtube vids literally show from conception to final pieces. None of it is easy, but at least struggling now will benefit oneself in the future. Good luck dude, hope to see your journey.

[@eli-hj2lf]

Honestly, i am not trying to justify what Fed did, what he did was fucked up and that is something that won't change cause what's done is done, however hearing him talk about his childhood explains a lot of why he became so lonely and his thought process being off, he didn't seem to have the best childhood and that really affected him a lot growing up especially the loneliness. With that being said i am still not trying to justify what he did or give excuses, i am just pointing out the things that may have caused him to be this way, i really do hope Fed manages to better himself for his own good and everyone else around him.

[@knowltonknowl1859]

Yeah but he did do many wrongs but the two sexual assault weren't sexual assault lily gave consent to massage and with Yvonne he was drunk which f up his head and thought process but he touch her shoulder region (in tweet Yvonne said he didn't touch her breast) I felt like I was more of misconduct

[@knowltonknowl1859]

And not labelled sexual assault, because after that people treated him like a rapist, its good that he's getting help now but I feel bad about him

[@jerryedwin6790]

@@knowltonknowl1859 U guys literally said what I was about to say. I seriously like Fed, if only he didn't make that choice and people attacking him kinda make me even sadder. Have you seen what Mou said about Fed? that's just horrible. I hope Fed gets help and turns his life around.

[@knowltonknowl1859]

@@jerryedwin6790 moe said he did stuff in the background the he is not gonna say, besides that nothing else that hasn't been said

[@knowltonknowl1859]

@@jerryedwin6790 its terrible because one mistake can end the career for you

[@LolzandLolz]

Them: “Let’s all wear black and not tell Michael” Michael: 👁👄👁

[@Ididntwannaselfdestruct]

lmao

[@ivyreed4445]

It was mainly poki who pointed it out. I didnt even notice. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@YoruMochizuki]

45:10 that reminded me that my school tried to make an anti bullying campaign, and they wanted to call attention to how bystanders can be just as responsible. So they decided to make a bunch of t shirts and posters that said "Silence is Consent". Yeah, needless to say it didnt take too long for them to take all that down

[@armandomukti]

Oh man they must have seen the increase in rape case and think "yeah we fucked up"

[@raynjpg]

Armando Mukti I don't think that they saw an increase in rape, probably just had a few too many parents speak up.

[@miso4030]

Lmaooooo

[@randomsombrero432]

aahahaha

[@Tracer73866]

Big oof

[@SuperFREEXBOXLIVECOD]

*Opens video* *sees fed* "Oh, this has fed in it." *closes video*

[@tiredboard]

49:20 fed: moves mic towards lily also fed: knocks mic away from micheal

[@babyyoda3215]

He wanted to die when he saw his mic got moved

[@Medeve-76]

When u try to do something good But make it bad for the other one 😂😂

[@rowdyeggplaad578]

Task Fail Successfully?

[@devanshbhardwaj2578]

"I've definitely logged 3 or 4000 hours in skyrim "-Michael i feel you dude, i feel you

[@professionalneet5820]

Did fed just go to prison for middle school? I mean, fights everywhere, separated by race.

[@Melaramaa]

It's used to be like that when my mom was in highschool in the 90s, I guess some places are still like that. I go to the same school but ppl aren't really divided by race anymore but there's still a shit ton of fights

[@thedoctor8527]

Sounds like regular school to be honest

[@gamertime5056]

that's cus schools are prisons lmao

[@budder561]

I mean i cant say anything about the separation but i know at my school we had like 20 fights in one week a couple years ago

[@hj2479]

That was it was like when I was still in school, except I was the only brown boy in an almost all white kid education sphere.

[@pi7227]

Wait Fed was a mega nerd in high school what This is a pleasant surprise.

[@swiftdragonrider]

Yea until the moment the soccer boies for board game night.

[@dhirajthapa5797]

@@trendybistro Lmao is that actually a true story ?

[@im_ann_apple4435]

@@dhirajthapa5797 yep, he mentioned it, if i remember correctly, in a twitch event, where they are on stage to just sit and they talked about the start of offlinetv and money

[@im_ann_apple4435]

@@sumsar02 i really cant remember but im sure he mentioned it somewhere, Hmm i think it is from the never have i ever

[@MahineMarandy]

@@trendybistro on boosts too 😂😂

[@ZannaOnTheTube]

The reaction of Lily at 41:56 after Poki said "Good boyfriend" at Mykull

[@habibiii4126]

Micheal*

[@afronesi-a]

@@habibiii4126 it's a joke

[@solarianv3]

Music Rocks thats the thing idiot your the fool the joke is micheal has a nick name, well multiple (crackhead, taserman etc) MYKULL IS ONE THEM FOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

[@prestonhong3187]

@@Wyv3rnSD dude, fortnite came out like 3-4 years ago. You not that old, my dude

[@GGhostHits]

Lol

[@Lucid_Kitty]

Poki turned out: Had a good childhood so she turned out good Fed turned out: "I turned out ok" Lily turned out: good Michael turned out: T A Z E R S

[@lebigqueeph5618]

I see that they are drinking "Dasani Water: dryness of 1,000 suns."

[@arcstar8337]

Ah a man of culture

[@V9UCQ809]

Carson.

[@cybertruckbutrussian1709]

Carson

[@lara4268]

Carson

[@skmeedle]

Carson

[@AwesumBear]

michael: I don't get angry really often also michael: I will make it my last mission on earth to destroy all turtles

[@nerc1446]

I love how michael tries to pet the cat 20 seconds in and the cat scares him so much he just looks like he saw his tazers get destroyed

[@calebrabin5014]

Michel I was not vary violent Also Michel I threatened to kill a man

[@XxchildpredatorxX]

Very*

[@madsmbrc.g8644]

Well now we know that lily will be safe

[@sponchywan6455]

caleb rabin the spelling of this whole comment....

[@willconsidine7183]

sponchywan he only spelt two words wrong

[@serenity3945]

The spelling made me laugh

[@yata9746]

15:50 lmao lily when michael said ruthless

[@ALEKSIS3]

Lily pichu : Syndaru nani AAaaAAAAAAAAaAaA

[@bones6978]

In my school the only thing people sold were cigarettes.

[@epicvideogamer7675]

Cameron Wyllis vape too in my school

[@kayn3539]

3:35 Michael cares About Mimi only for once in his life on camera.

[@tavionsiu]

0:11

[@LauraOrtiz344]

Honestly that was really cute

[@1budgielover]

The thumbs up omg I'm dying xDDD

[@yessir2956]

Lily tried to pet her But Mimi was like “tf you think you f-ckers are doing

[@kayn3539]

@@tavionsiu but there mimi wasnt scared of anything

[@kuniaveas]

41:58 Poki: Oh my god good boyfriend Lily: Y E S

[@ethanstangel4949]

holy shit Mimi is so cute she is so adorable throughout the entire thing

[@katamimo]

Feat. Mimi chilling on the table. She should’ve had a mic too

[@takineko]

Lily, who has actual childhood trauma that manifests in how she interacts with literally everyone on a daily basis: "I think my childhood was average."

[@nerdygeek4845]

Probably because shes looking to the bright side of her childhood or she want to forget some childhood memory/ies ...

[@gavinweidner1332]

Nerdy geek yeah that sounds nice but honestly it’s probably that she has no point of reference everyone thinks their childhood is about average like I doubt you’ll ever hear someone say they’re own childhood was above an 8 or below a 2 because most people just don’t realize what other people’s lives are truly like

[@lakecake8248]

i can just imagine her thinking she wouldnt wanna bring the mood down or make people worry.. lil bb.. also i cant help but feel a little irritated that fed rated his childhood kinda low and then everything he said about it was like... good.. but yeah i realize i dont know everything/not seeing the whole picture ..

[@alannahs6664]

Absolutely! I thought my childhood was slightly less than average but in reality it was incredibly fucked. Mental, physical, and sexual abuse, abandoned by mom, family committing suicide, inhumane living conditions, family doing drugs, being asked if I would just die by a family member, going into foster care, being abused there, and a whole bunch of other stuff. But I also don't hold anything against all of the people that caused me pain.

[@FIyingDumpling]

BananaBear wow how did you get to that point in your life? I’m 26 and I feel like my trauma has emotionally stunned me. Was sexually abused as well when I was around 5 to 7.....like literally my life ended before it even started :(

[@Leandro-vy7nj]

"In highschool, small things mean the world." Me, 14, literally writing bad grades because I worry about the purpose of life.

[@marcosauro1849]

I'd love to see fed have a conversation with another mexican.

[@ivyreed4445]

Same

[@jojo3894]

I volunteer as tribute

[@luvcid6839]

Marco Hernandez i would pay money for that shit

[@alexzaldivar1715]

i also volunteeer as tribute

[@BalgothTheVile]

Me too

[@redacted7956]

I like the pauses it makes me feel like this is an actually discussion and its so comfy. Idk It just seems like real? I guess thats how i would say it.

[@attached2tsun]

yeah i agree. With the pauses, it feels real.

[@raionshishi8290]

Agreed, it's much more natural and doesn't seem planned out and or "fake". No script, no rehearsal, no plans or BS. Just a casual conversation between friends telling stories and experiences that they can all compare, relate and learn from. It's fun and refreshing. I want more of this here and on everything. Being professional and sticking to a script makes things easier, streamlined and faster for a more efficient and higher quality product in most industries with big companies showing serious information and work, but for things like this, the more casual and at home feel is much more inviting and interesting to me is all.

[@nicostrgard8047]

am i the only who feels like fed is not really comfortable talking about his childhood?

[@raionshishi8290]

@@nicostrgard8047 Do you mean Fed ? If so then no, he seems fine with it honestly. He loves showing his fans stuff or telling them about himself. He literally had a stream showing videos of his childhood and when he was a baby all the way to when he started vlogging and stuff, he tells a lot of stories about himself and shows videos about them too. So i don't think he would mind doing it again or doing something like this.

[@Zequintiny]

They look like they're sponsored by Dasani, like a sports interview.

[@somethingsomething5032]

Micheal: "Have u been cheating a lot?" Me who has cheated on absolutely every single exam for the last 3 year: *Nervously scrolls trough the comment section*

[@jad4148]

same 🤣🤣🤣

[@warcrabs]

something something does your school now you about your account?

[@somethingsomething5032]

@@warcrabs Most teachers in here dont even know english dont worry

[@trevorkimber7434]

something something nice profile pic hail the brotherhood

[@path9938]

Dude i feel that

[@kronksstronkstonks6360]

Real talk though, Lily's "We need everyone" comment hit hard. I'm in my early twenties and I've spent all of my early childhood through to my college years, terrified of what I'm gonna do as a career. Got a rough idea now, but its still nice to hear. Also i too did the whole "No food equals more money" tactic that Mykull and Fed employed. Worked excellently for so long. Fueled my Xbox addiction.

[@azxnviscracked6627]

okay

[@yaboyradish3072]

Shit hit a lil too close to home, just a lil...

[@lukecobabe3673]

Michael is like the little demon voice in my head that leads me into chaos

[@nicolemaryam9785]

Pokimane: “I gave myself health issues from stressing over school when I was like 16” Me: 😅

[@cevxj]

I think the table setup is struggle, maybe a round one would be more comfortable

[@True_Ace]

With a round table they would mostly need multiple cameras because it's round and this set up it's faster, and less equipment.

[@deceptivelysmallman]

maybe if they rotate the table 90 degrees and make the camera face along it, with 2 people on either side

[@ytapril8753]

cat at 1:55 is playing with the green cap and then eventually it falls off the table AND THE CAT JUST SITS THERE LOOKING AT IT WHILE ITS ON THE FLOOR LMAO

[@jolteon9297]

Fed: Tells an ACTUAL good story Me: Awww Mimi is chewing on a bottle cap

[@maxisingh8656]

Can we just appreciate Mimi for just chilling 😂 She's just vibing 🥴

[@Stajious]

Fax

[@carter898]

She be vibin doe

[@promiseimnot3moohwaithowma721]

Little bit of criticism: I think the podcast's ambiance could def benefit from more eye-contact. Having you guys face eachother on a comfy couch or some bean bags could make the experience a bit more chill (ew), alleviate awkward moments and allow you guys to roast eachother's outfits waaaaay more. Btw I love y'all's humor and work ethic so fricken much stay safe and positive ok bye ♡♡♡♡♡

[@Deventerous]

I........agree

[@josed.vargas3961]

21:21 Lily trying to remember if she ever got a handy in the gymnasium

[@raionshishi8290]

@asscheeks mcbuttface OMG x'D

[@raionshishi8290]

Bruh....

[@yessir2956]

asscheeks mcbuttface tf kinda name

[@raionshishi8290]

@@yessir2956 There are so many things in this that is making me laugh right now, i have so many questions yet i don't need any answer to, since i can take a wild guess. x'D

[@MrMpakobec]

This podcast is just a meeting of members from all four houses: Poki - Ravenclaw Fed - Gryffindor Michael - Slytherin Lily - Hufflepuff

[@yt_micksters343]

MrMpakobec michael doesn’t give a shit about harry potter

[@bepisbann982]

YT_Micksters good

[@Cwooper]

I think Michael is literally just the Slytherin version of Harry Potter

[@SlightCoyote]

Michael is just Harry Potter with tasers instead of a wand.

[@TheFIoridaMan]

Poki and lily got the right colors on too

[@marxsts]

The reason why I hated drugs during my childhood because when my brother and I are watching star wars, the scene where Darth Vader reveals his real face, my brother said "That's what happens when you take drugs."

[@Honkalooger]

Let's be honest, everyone was just watching mimi until she jumped off

[@akatsuki8554]

Oh i was reading this comment

[@khaoslee]

My attention keeps focusing on Mimi 😂

[@zadelfy1448]

no

[@michaelscott993]

I think Lily has a really skewed idea of what an average childhood is like if she thinks her's was a 5. Most people don't get beat with coat hangers until they break or have their mother threaten to crash their car with them both in it.

[@mikesrandomanimations2870]

Mikey Scott well I mean that’s Asian parents man

[@brandonhuynh1833]

Sounds pretty typical to me

[@ryanjagers6139]

Mikey Scott it could honestly be so much worse

[@soomr1878]

Crash car is pretty normal

[@20ahmedshobi]

I got hit but I was also a trouble maker and I had an amazing childhood. I would see my white friends getting grounded in their rooms and laugh.

[@alex_156]

Poki seems like she'd just be such a fun friend

[@RibbidyJamGames]

I think all of them are especially Michael

[@ThisIsDreion]

41:50 Lily approves.

[@insert6190]

Bruh every podcast with lily and Michael has been about trauma Edit- 1:00:49- these are the people who will do things and these are the people who will work as teachers

[@Pritesh-5]

nah

[@a.s2639]

And what about university teachers who are working as searcher as well. Counter-exemple boum!! your theory is wrong!!! i maybe get a bit on fire ^^

[@xKabutey]

“ *TRAUMA* ”

[@matee6042]

I feel fed in "hi mijo", my mom said "hi nego" to me. good times

[@cum4578]

my mom said hi nigga to me

[@matee6042]

@@cum4578 negro in most south american countries is slang at this point, it is an affectionate way to call anyone even if they are the whitest person out there

[@tomasneves5120]

2:00 Mimi's reaction when she dropped the lid of the bottle ahahaha

[@dawidjasinski41]

27:11 Michael does not hit kids, he tazes them

[@yessir2956]

Because they don’t want to kill turtles and they use metal/paper straws

[@iwillcry]

haahaa tazer joke funny

[@matthewmundy8678]

39:05 Poki's story reminded me of a story of when before I was born where this kid was bullying my brother(the oldest) and my sister says "Don't bully my brother" and hits the kid he runs off crying and my parents just laughed. The story still comes up to this day and makes everyone laugh because my sister is even more blunt and to the point now.

[@Freakattaker]

19:15 I've actually read this in a research article before... Or perhaps in one of my college classes on poverty and inequality and what not. It went something like "Racial minorities have poorer access to drugs and are less likely to become addicted than middle-high class whites when growing up"

[@Gosso-qi1vp]

Dude here in the netherlands the rich high school in my neighborhood has so many drugged up fuckers there

[@Gosso-qi1vp]

Its worldwide in the western world probs

[@robertmorelock9392]

I love that Lily didn’t move the stand of hair on her face until she accidentally drank through it. Me too lily. Me too.😂💜 27:46

[@mimi-ey8yh]

shes said before that she leaves it there to bother people in chat who tell her to move it lol

[@reecehilton13]

Robert Morelock your like 80😂

[@ryanbrown5141]

Robert do you want over lily whilst your boyfriend watches, genuine question?

[@feef1699]

Spanky Spam what?

[@nolifestudios4328]

It's so uncomfortable to watch this in light of everything that is going on.

[@georgestanley657]

Omg yeah. It’s weird knowing what we know now

[@Kakivas]

Kinda, but it also answered some questions, you could tell he was uncomfortable and holding back a lot of stuff, nothing excuses his behaviour. But I do wonder what his childhood was like, it's like he's struggling to come up with happy stories to match the group.

[@knowltonknowl1859]

@@Kakivas I say tho the things that happened like with lily shouldn't be accounted as sexual assault because she gave consent with the massage right? And with Yvonne I feel that if someone is drunk and not in the right state of mind and only touch Yvonne shoulder region it should be misconduct and not sexual assault, because he was drunk but its right for him getting kick out and finding help as it would probably happen again

[@rrr87011]

@@knowltonknowl1859 yvonne said he tocuhed the side of her chest area (so im guessing it was more of a sideboob touch than a shoulder touch, based off of her statement.)

[@AlytheAlleyWay]

@@knowltonknowl1859 she didn't give consent tho she was drunk and he took advantage of her she wasn't really sure what was going on. And yvonne tried locking her door and stuff to try and stop him from coming in

[@joshhirsch8335]

1:00:50. The saying goes “A students get the good paying jobs, B students get the lower good paying jobs, C students create jobs and D students work the C jobs”

[@_KITTSU_]

Poki:we like to wear black podcast Lily and fed:*wearing black* Michael:* wearing gray*

[@josephhutchins8]

More like Michael being gay KekW

[@chloe5886]

YourLordMaui weirdchamp

[@ivyreed4445]

Maybe poki can only see darkness 😯 so she didnt notice Michael wearing grey.

[@rat_koon8198]

Listening to this podcast really helped me realize a lot about myself. I still don't really understand what I want to do with my life, but it gave me perspective on how other people viewed their childhoods as I am living mine. I kinda cried as you guys talked about high school and all the *feels*. It felt so relatable. I'm failing all my classes, I don't really have the motivation to do anything, all I do is game and draw. Solo Q League 24/7, pulling all nighters every other night. Especially with the current Coronavirus keeping me physically away from school, it's been hard to mentally focus on the things I need to do. I really let myself go. But despite me knowing all this I still can't bring myself to do any of my work. It's really frustrating and ironic. People have pushed "depression" on to me like a label, but to me it just sounds like an excuse. I don't like that. But I also don't face the truth, which is I just fucking hate school. I'm just scared that everyone will be disappointed the moment I admit that.

[@momodabaus2300]

Bruh when fed talked about soccer and loving it but it being forced on you, i felt that. Im a junior in highschool right now and have played soccer for 8 years and loved every second but i dont care about playing in college but my parents consider that quitting, even though i still want to play up until i graduate and even after recreationally. Theyre forcing me into all these college camps to get recruited and i absolutely despise soccer right now. This one season ive skipped more practices and games cus of how disgusted soccer makes me feel, like i cant even enjoy it anymore. Ive skipped more practices this season than i have ever in all the years ive played and i just dont give a shit anymore about soccer which kills me but at the same time it kills me to play it to cus of what my parents want despite what ive told them

[@raionshishi8290]

Yea sometimes they don't get it is all, it's not about what they want or they did or have done or want us to try and see if we like it or not, we can decide that on our own and we can just to do what we want on our own, if we want advice and or help we will ask for it, or even ask us if we need any help if we don't have the confidence to ask, but never force it or do it before we decide what we want.

[@Iceisthegoat]

i was in the same exact position as you in highschool but it was my teammates and coach that kept texting me and pushing me to go to practice. but i was still varsity all 4 years and enjoyed playing soccer everyday after school with friends. i dont think the love for the sport is gone for you but maybe its just the love for playing it competitive. good luck man

[@PvtNappster]

At the end of the day its up to you man. Just make sure you dont regret it later in life. Just go with your gut man

[@dudeshark2471]

Here’s some advice as someone that played extremely competitively since elementary school, won state championships, and played a year of soccer in college before quitting. If it’s something that you don’t like but you feel you’re being forced into it, just don’t take it so seriously. At the end of the day, it’s just a stupid game that is supposed to be played for enjoyment so even if you don’t like the game itself you can at least go out and use it as time to have fun with friends.

[@andreuherret4949]

Same boat here. Do what u love. You will regret it later. Play soccer as a hobby if u want. Don't force it into a "job"

[@NVIKELO]

I went to a dark place when you guys started talking bout school, I hated it and am glad I had game development cause that's the only reason I'm where I am today. Love yall

[@aysixaysix]

Do u mean video game development? If so where'd u start?

[@alamthevro9489]

Bruh them telling their childhood and then I look back a few years back it brings me to tears remembering my start of my teen years.

[@santiagoley6403]

13:44 "What do you say to people that practice really hard, but it's still ..." Your current skill depends on 2 things: 1) How much time you've practiced 2) How good has your practice been If you practice as much as other people, but aren't as good, then it probably means your practice method is not as good as it could be. So ask someone good for help (a teacher, an online or offline community). Hopefully this helps someone.

[@misteryouz]

There's a thing called natural talent too.

[@ominously7757]

Practicing the wrong way hurts you a lot in the long run. You build bad habits that are hard to break, and they hold you back for a long time. In my experience, it is more valuable to research how to do the thing "the right way" than to just rack up practice time.

[@procos5108]

Talent is the accumulation of multiple factors, literally nobody starts learning anything new from a completely blank canvas. Everything anyone accumulates throughout their entire life forms their strength to learn the unknown

[@misteryouz]

@@procos5108 There's this NBA player named Joel Embiid who didn't play basketball until he was 15. Now he's a perennial all star. There's so many player who played all their life and didn't accomplish what he accomplished in the short amount of time that he played. Genetics plays a big part

[@WhoTFMadeThisChange]

@@procos5108 saying talent isn't an out of nowhere thing is the excuse of the untalented, accept it, you're not gonna go higher than someone with talent with the same amount of hard work (just so you know, i have no talent in anything because if i did i wouldn't feel so worthless)

[@noxu2441]

Everyone: Says a regular number on the dot, no decimals Poki: 7.8

[@sherieamanon3165]

When michael looked at lily at 5:00 look what liily's reaction

[@detectiveelephant6792]

Micheal's childhood has been said in the announcment of him joining otv

[@mostepicpants6982]

There's a goblin on the table.

[@tykus8667]

Two goblins

[@crustybomb115]

@SMuGG five**

[@KayKaySpoons]

Poki to Fed: You turned out great That didnt age well

[@thequietgaypotato]

no it did not

[@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-]

micheal: *STARES AT CAT IN FEAR AFTER PETTING IT*

[@manisian3652]

“Technology and deception” Micheal reeves channel description

[@JSDFEnthusiast]

I love how they're all like yeah we had ctrl+space when my school we got the Chromebooks and you can switch windows with alt+tab and it's just a game to see who can get right on the verge of the teacher seeing and who's the fastest hand in the wild school. Or we just had switches and each person got a joycon put it in their hoodies and during like lectures or presentations we just played with the screen on the floor or behind a computer screen. P.S. Violence isn't the answer, it's the question. Yes is the answer.

[@xcraetor9276]

21:53 Michael looked so confused when Fed asked if any of them had been peepee touched😂😂