Girl toys lore VS Boy toys lore

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clips from barbie movie, war of the worlds, tomorrow war, midway, fury, avatar : way of water and helldivers 2

[@Sniper_Monke2654]

how did this get so many views

[@bountyhuntrr]

because of ur mom

[@JackDaGreat]

Because it's a God damn good video

[@Saitamas_]

Make another one

[@ReguelGames]

Banger video it's too Relatable

[@Feefa99]

Because of propaganda

[@Fzidr]

Average toy soldiers day:

[@user-hm4xj1li1u]

The one with the tanks is accurate asf

[@alligator639]

@@user-hm4xj1li1uit’s from the movie Fury if ur interested

[@odgamer7770]

Average death count: 1,746,648,473,831, and then everyone gets revived the next day XD

[@carsonthompson4260]

@@odgamer7770they simply respawn

[@odgamer7770]

@@carsonthompson4260 Ik

[@jpggamer106]

plot twist: the boys toy lore is a constant and struggling war to maintain the good quality life of the girls toy lore

[@voytec448]

brooo

[@sabre2-724]

yeah... just like real life after growing up

[@fun_police8011]

“My brothers died in the Great Couch Campaign so you could wear that dress Barbie...”

[@chriswu772]

Approved!

[@macaemeia146]

Yes

[@Duesikazergaming]

we all imagined brutal and epic fight scenes,no character development,just violent toy noises

[@joshuavazquez4557]

For real, i agree.

[@uhm-yepmylife]

mixing and matching the lego people

[@Noah-fx6nr]

bro, i imagend that there were seasons, charactor development, story archs, and 1 or 2 plot twists

[@user-id3zz6xw1m]

@@Noah-fx6nr bro same

[@ronjonsurfshop7356]

@@Noah-fx6nr the lore with the legos goes crazy. i even cannonized the time i out them all in a box because of lack of room.

[@Martinspartan]

Ipad kids today will never understand how to create insane toy lore

[@DEH_EPIKEDITZ]

My legos went through a lot, 20 of them died in my war.

[@Martinspartan]

@DEH_EPIKEDITZ May your brave and selfless soldiers Rest in Eternal Pieces.

[@DEH_EPIKEDITZ]

@@Martinspartanyes, the death toll was insane

[@Martinspartan]

I actually cried one time when I had a main LEGO character die in battle. He had so much lore and a family. It was a pretty emotional death.

[@PAS852]

Nah that’s still the same thing that happens today

[@Le_reaper]

The lore from some of the toy battles we had as kids are 1000000x better and complex than most movies and games today

[@Notanaccount223]

On my computer in a game called beamNG I create stories of deadly scenarios focused on the main characters

[@marcuslavett3443]

they were always yet, if you look back at it there were some bits that made no sense such as insane plot armour on one of our characters or random unrelated events

[@scottroxford5715]

Don't get me started on the lore of my Bionicles, shit is down right biblical.

[@PencereHalia]

I have several series of mains, some even expanding up to 6 years worth of lore...

[@ClassifiedUnit-135]

​@@PencereHalia 6 years??? I have this continuous story that has basically become anpart of me going on for like 12 hears now 😂

[@gaminalltheway5770]

When I was 9, I fabricated a whole series with my miniature green soldier toys. Most of it was mainly about a battalion of soldiers fighting robots, evil McDonalds toys, and anything that would pose a threat to them, with their numbers dwindeling as the series went on. Every season, new soldiers would be chosen and added to the army, and pretended to make the old soldiers (those who survived previous seasons and marked with different colored markers) tell them the horrors they will face and the attack patterns of the enemy. In the end, out of the 50 or so soldiers that I placed in the beginning, only about 12-16 got to see the end of the "war". The series lasted 6 months and had 5 seasons.

[@kimwiseman6506]

No way... that's what I did Please tell about the battles

[@imanormalpersom]

would watch the movie version sound good

[@user-my2ld9jz5h]

i would love a movie

[@gaminalltheway5770]

@@kimwiseman6506well, i do remember about one battle. the toy soldiers were at a camp, restocking on supplies like lego studs that were essentially food in the series and ammo boxes. suddenly, the enemy arrived with a newly appointed commander, which was a Spongebob Squarepants submarine toy with a magnifying glass, i’m not entirely sure. the battle started with the SpongeBob toy ramming into soldiers, taking them out effortlessly. some soldier snipers then decided to climb the stack of books on the table to gain leverage and shoot from afar. eventually, the enemy forces, who’s numbers were halved, retreated due to the loss of the Spongebob toy, which was finished off by a soldier with an RPG. about 19 soldiers were lost.

[@joshuavazquez4557]

​@@gaminalltheway5770 I used Halo figures, and made them like in the end of the world with a virus turning people into creatures with lego. And the main character was Master chief ofcourse, i made a bad ending to like where there is no cure to the virus. And that's it.

[@PVPnb]

Admit it; we all had that one favorite Lego character that was the sole survivor of every scenario Edit: my main character was *Sir Fangar* from Lego Legends of Chima

[@Hi-hi.76]

Fr tho

[@greeye6075]

Nah I killed him off and let the bad sith guys win. But came back to kill them

[@Reed3527]

Yeah, like friggin doom guy

[@headwreak1768]

I had a bionicle figure who somehow killed the main bad guy with only one arm while going berzerk like EVA-unit 01.

[@Kal_The_Overly_AwkwardGojiFan]

Eva-01 roar commence ​@@headwreak1768

[@commanderwolffe2912]

Mom: awww, how cute, he’s playing with those silly toys again Meanwhile palatine committing genocide against “inferior Lego’s” (fake Lego)

[@BrickBusterVideo647]

Reminds me of the nonhotwheels car genocide of 3rd grade. I might’ve been a slightly insane 8 year old.

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

LMAO so true. When I was a kid, I would oit differenr colored plastic armymen and legoes against each other. And there would be A LOT of war crimes.

[@EExTREMEOCPROJECT]

When I was like 9, I watched an about 2 hour documentary about nazi war crimes and concentration camps with my dad. I built a few barracks, gate and rails in the middle from lego and wooden blocks, and toy soldiers were nazis, and lego figures were jews. I showed it to my parents and told the story. They taken me to Auschwitz(i live like 300km away) to see how fucked up making it was. Didn't work, i enjoyed the trip.

[@cracdealer9007]

@@neurofiedyamato8763bro same

[@adamk-paxlogan7330]

Fr😂

[@SAMUELNOOB622]

when i was 8, i was in a civil war against my sister´s toys, she used magic as a primary weapon and my toys used modern military weapons, my faction was called South Playland and my sister´s faction was North Playland, even that two factions had COLONIES in my grandparent´s house , the war lasted TWO YEARS, the war ended because my neighbor friend wanted to play with us so we declared a peace treaty and we united again the playland empire and declared war to my neighbor´s house and we win the war because we used a ATOMIC MAGIC BOMB (it was a rock) in their capital (the neighbor´s room) and we destroyed his lego army. Today im still finding soldier toys and barbie dolls in my grandparent´s house.

[@Tomthedrawing]

Epik

[@darkrainbowgaming700]

Now thats Some hollywood level of cinematic war movie. Im also not gonna surpise if some studio adapted this to a real movie

[@NicolasMelo2015]

Brasileiro

[@user-cj2tp9is8x]

This is literally better than toy story 4

[@m60enjoyer70]

I actually did something pretty similar with my sister when I was around 8 lol, just well... It looked more like a war crime scene than an actual battle💀💀(she did not fight back)

[@localbean1441]

When I was 9. I made a whole Lego lore that lasted a full year, it was basically a whole war. It ended after one of the fractions used a huge orbital rail cannon, onto the enemy’s main city, and it blew up a whole continent

[@arcqx9676]

Dang

[@arcqx9676]

Tell me more about

[@localbean1441]

@@arcqx9676 ok here’s the best explanation. In the year 2143, a war broke out. (I just called them good guys, then bad guys, had no name) basically for the whole year, I just kept on making battles, there were no characters really, just solders. I also didn’t have enough mini figures, so instead the whole thing was a bunch of mini things a built, like a small tank, air crafts, buildings, etc. I had a box with all the things (my family would always go to the desert) and I would bring the legos along, so I would have a bunch of desert battles in the sand. Sometimes I would build citys and those. The funnest battle was when I made a Lego quad copper gun ship thingy, that started blowing up everything. At the end, I built a rail cannon (non working of course) and acted like it just fired from a massive orbital gun ship and just vaporized a entire continent, that’s how the war ended, lasted a year IRL, but in lore, it lasted 60 years

[@greeye6075]

Mine still on going but it comings to a end, this year I’m becoming 17 and I guess I have to end it. But with out a cliffhanger though

[@arcqx9676]

@@localbean1441 hmm, so the war was ended by a “manhattan project” which basically destroyed a continent, leaving the remaining forces or leadership left to surrender

[@literallyeveryultramarine_ever]

7 y/o me after finding my uncle's 40K miniatures (my life has changed forever)

[@hereticslayer2000]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!

[@hearthatbird]

Your uncle's life is about to change too.

[@jamesheinze4202]

I will never financially recover

[@leftoverpastaz1182]

GLOY TO THE IMPERIUM OF MAN

[@CMTechnica]

@@hearthatbirduncle about to commit some ultimate heresy after seeing his minis break

[@Jeff-zf6zz]

WE COULD LITERALLY MAKE A DAMN BOOK ABOUT OUR TOYS LORE. IT'S THAT COMPLEX AND DEEP.

[@blueberryChomper]

yes if we weren't lazy

[@samuelpaynich]

If I did this it would be longer than the entire harry potter series

[@HerrFresh]

I literally did

[@lechugagalactica6298]

​@@blueberryChomperchomper

[@blueberryChomper]

@@lechugagalactica6298 ?

[@stillme117]

kids today will never know the beauty of world wars with lego

[@Noob2024_8]

Fr I still do it to this day even a video I’m working on is Lego war

[@EdwardMahony-q4m]

Agree so true

[@unnayanadhikari]

I do it with animals

[@ironhearted]

I am a fortunate soul since I was born in 2011 and barely missed the surge of Ipad kids but tho my efforts were successful I played with toys and a galaxy tab a6 jointly in coexistence then when I was old enough I stopped playing with toys and, you may take this wrongful but I am writing this comment on a tablet, but I am proud by the fact that I managed to make good toy lore...

[@Saulmao]

fr

[@brianlee84yearsago68]

Girls playing: *Roleplaying drama* Boys playing: *Roleplaying war*

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

Me: *roleplaying cannibalism*

[@romannatin16]

​@@hazakurasuyama9016 "Welcome to the next level"

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

@@romannatin16 indeed

[@longforgotten4823]

And yet the women having political and military power terrifies dudes.

[@SkellingtonWheel]

War is just high stakes drama

[@TPFB129]

I miss being a kid, this is how every battle looked in our heads.

[@Noob2024_8]

Same

[@brickcraftproductions3065]

Don't sweat it I too have these dreams like those while listening to music or sleeping. Maybe I should try writing a story for them.

[@user-nx9dz6hx6h]

I can confirm that I play with lego guys like this. It's fun as hell pitting one hero character with plot armor against an entire enemy faction and having a whole story arc about how they destroy the faction. It's even better when you're really good at making sound effects!

[@BEANBOYOBEANITH]

my main guys didnt have plot armor, with one of them being taken over by this evil mind control liquid (sharpie) while the military men were coming in to extract him anyway, he later became the main villain as he succamb to his corruption

[@netherman1325]

I would build houses, barricades, weapons, and armor out of miscellaneous scrap during art class, and use them for my wars at home. I would usually end up destroying a majority of the items I made due to plot reasons, so I would end up going back to art class to build more.

[@lordsergio6615]

I either made the protagonist have jedi powers and fight an army or made a jurasic park enviroment where at the end all the people die, so i had to reuse the same figures but pretending them to be new characters in order to continúe the story

[@JWEDITS110]

I always went crazy with the sound design

[@PencereHalia]

I can make many sounds effects and even voices many characters, including boys and girls. Some voices are downright silly, serious or even, menacing.

[@sowiwiody3681]

My boys never took any losses. I used to use all my actual toys as the good guys, and the bad guys were in my imagination. Fun times.

[@Billy-BobXIV]

Schizophrenic State vs. Hallucination Homeland

[@sweetsummerytalt444]

My brother always had one to represent him and he made it a cannibalistic maniac. Don’t ask.

[@razark9]

My guys took heavy losses. The battles in my head with my legos (mostly star wars legos) were very bloody battles. Fs in the chat for those brave lego soldiers who gave their lives.

[@Crazyman12347]

All you guys use Lego I use army guys and Roblox toys

[@flazedog1647]

@@razark9same here, I had a battle go on for 3 real days, I ended up reusing the dead soldiers so I could keep the battle bloody lol

[@LordGecko9291]

I swear, I had some of the wildest most complex stories that I still remember to this day. I’d have to ask my parents if I could leave my toys out in whatever rooms I was using at the time over several days just so I could keep the story going. I still love storytelling so much and I’ve realized that how cinematically I played with toys really explains my desire to make and great stories and movies today.

[@alex.the.gamer.]

The Trauma we put our toys through during war is more worst than in real life

[@alex.the.gamer.]

@anthroimperzia3927 My sister made our father leave by becoming a furry and turned into a zoophile O_O

[@duolingo_gaming]

​@@alex.the.gamer.what the fuck is this lore?

[@alex.the.gamer.]

@@duolingo_gaming Well it started when my mom was pregnant with my sister and became a acholic and smoking

[@alex.the.gamer.]

@@duolingo_gaming and thats when it went downhill from there

[@drimp4551]

yucky

[@fossilizedchad2410]

i actually had like an entire fictional war and history chronology for my toy soldiers against "godsilla" just one toy dinosour that you could pet and i included fast and furious lore to it.

[@no.6-nu7io]

Same , but mine is the Godzilla was replaced by an army of dinosaurs fighting humans

[@Funnyproductions-xd6vj]

Same but I actually had a Godzilla

[@angelodamico1527]

@@no.6-nu7io I got a Godzilla toy and make him fight against a ton of soldiers,pretty fun.

[@freddyfastbear5928]

I had my Godzilla figure fight the ender dragon. Might have to get more figures tbh

[@GabrielRooks-wl9sv]

No wonder your pfp is giga chad 🗿🍷

[@ironhide8491]

I had really cheap toy soldiers and astronauts that ended up missing hands and feet. So you know the lore went crazy

[@yevanasvetya5486]

My gf think that the tank in Fury shoots laser. Quite the talk we had on how a tracer round works

[@yevanasvetya5486]

Then she asked me buy her a lip gloss. Bought lip tint instead, we had quite the talk about all the difference of lip makeup but still at the end my stick in her lip is better.

[@anzebeton1869]

Show her tracer fire from one of those gatling anti-missile system and then blow her mind as she hears that only every third or fifth round is a tracer, the rest is just a stream of lead

[@mobiusraptor7]

It's really cute how girls think modern warfare is either less advanced or more advanced than they think they are. Only exception is if they are in the military.

[@Nandrall18-25]

If she found it interesting then she's a keeper.

[@Noob2024_8]

bro I would of turn off the movie and go to sleep in da basement

[@willc3697]

My mom: oh look, he’s playing with his legos again. I bet they’re having such a fun race! Me: *My name is Max…And my world is one of fire and blood.*

[@Martinspartan]

Great comment lol

[@lekhapratap1652]

It all started when the fire nation attacked.

[@willc3697]

@@lekhapratap1652wrong story

[@Largentina.]

​@@lekhapratap1652 No.

[@TheBatman39]

​@@lekhapratap1652 Skill issue

[@AtomicAnt263]

Did anyone else spend at least 30 minutes looking for the proper way to gear up the main character for him to lose all the gear in a fight within 30 seconds

[@joshuavazquez4557]

I made him lose it in like 15 secs, in the final battle.

[@Nakedsnake36]

Gear? Try the limbs that were holding it

[@L3G3NDARYDR3]

.. When boys toy lore and girls toy lore finally meet: *…Barbenheimer…*

[@blueleader392]

Barbenheimer

[@L3G3NDARYDR3]

@@blueleader392 yes! That’s the one

[@SAMUELNOOB622]

literally my toys and my sister´s toys meeted to destroy my neighbor friend´s toys to create a MAGIC ATOMIC BOMB against him

[@L3G3NDARYDR3]

Lol

[@itzflaymegd8018]

When i realised I stopped playing with legos, i did one last "campaign" where the main character and his gang fought the bad guys, but they all got frozen in stasis so that if one day i come back to them, i can "unfreeze" them and play with them again. The bad guys got litterally nuked

[@ClasherG1416]

Just like halo 3

[@Artemis-VIP]

You should go play with them…NOW

[@sweetsummerytalt444]

You’re lucky. When Covid happened (around that time) I slowly lost interest but always denied it. After 4 years, my fathers selling them.

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

​@@sweetsummerytalt444I kinda grew out of it well before as I am a 90s kis but when my mom wanted to throw out the toys. Armymen, and legoes were the stuff I wanted to be kept the most. To a lesser etent, I would keep the cars too. Still I haven't realy touched them.. I kept them in a box though

[@Artemis-VIP]

@@sweetsummerytalt444 R.I.P

[@Snowuu]

I had a 8-year massive toy (mainly lego) story that ended just a few weeks ago. It went from just a fun lego battle in an afternoon in 2016 to a fully-fledged storybook, with plot points, character development, an entire magic system, custom sci-fi gadgets, and so much more. It helped me so much on my journey as a author, artist, and writer, and I am thankful that I pulled out those legos that afternoon.

[@user-ve4cl5hq7t]

"We get dirty so the world stays clean" - Captain Price

[@_average_person]

I feel like I’ve heard that name somewhere

[@doge151.]

@@_average_personcall of duty maybye?

[@leojogador7869]

...."That's the mission".

[@user-ve4cl5hq7t]

@@leojogador7869 Fr

[@leojogador7869]

@@user-ve4cl5hq7t what???

[@Kythsunyko]

My Toy troops men sacrificed their lives in the Urban Table, Plain Stone Fields, the School Forest, and the Mountain Deserts, Their sacrifice will never be forgotten 😔

[@LeroxYT]

Mine in the plain carpet, mountains(or seas)of pillows and Covers, airfields of Chairs and grass of garden (and sometimes waters of Pool)

[@samuelgentry4125]

Mine is seas of actual lakes, outside around actual explosives , various backyard forests, carpet dunes elevated bases of tables or shelved tv stands, snowy tundra of when it snows, and also actual forests, high sky patroling of ceiling fans and bunk beds and more shelves according to my records which are not 100% accurate status of my troops are 15/38 dead 6/38 missing 17/38 possibly still active S.A.G.E Sentinel Arsenal Gear Elites

[@vytrixstudios2184]

Amen TvT

[@Lemuel928]

Are yo troops still Lego Sets since Clone Wars?

[@Kythsunyko]

@@Lemuel928 Not many are lego... but Men from Toys are non moveable...

[@blu3g]

As a kid I had some crazy Subspace Emissary type s**t with my legos, where multiple stories all revolving around a central threat would be happening all at once with characters bumping into each other and teaming up, etc

[@fujiShinobu]

Adults: look how cute he looks playing with his toy planes Me: Tenno Heika Banzai.

[@ItsYourBoiS0niz]

Me with my toy planes: COME ALONG HIS NAME ROTE KAMPFFLIEGER

[@Lovecraft_poe2006]

​@@ItsYourBoiS0niz born as a soldier horseback to the skies that is where the legend will never die

[@ItsYourBoiS0niz]

@@Lovecraft_poe2006 AND HES FLYING

[@Lovecraft_poe2006]

@@ItsYourBoiS0niz higher

[@ItsYourBoiS0niz]

@@Lovecraft_poe2006 KING OF THE SKY HES FLYING TOO FAST HES FLYING TOO HIGHHHH

[@joeymendez8526]

My girlfriend used to play with Barbie’s and she had a whole ass cheating/affair/divorce arch and it was just wild. Domestic abuse and shit She’d tell her friends “let’s play divorce”

[@NickJrQuiachon]

Girls toy lore = romance Boys toy lore = war

[@MadmeMilotic]

Disagree, had a lot of wars with my Lego stormtroopers and beheadings

[@gamingwithsyth]

I would put the Lego marvel characters and Lego DC characters at war all the time

[@enderking6430]

bruh ur gf the Bachelour screenwriter? never seen it btw but its probably something similiar

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

Lol kids are wild. When I was a kid, we roleplayed some guy that steal pets and cook em.

[@Buctertheofficer]

0:13 FURY!? HELL YEAH

[@ShrimpAlfredoGuy]

if you mean furry i know ur 8

[@Buctertheofficer]

@@ShrimpAlfredoGuy No fury the tank movie it was great btw its not furry it's fury

[@Buctertheofficer]

And I'm not 8 I'm 12

[@ShrimpAlfredoGuy]

@@Buctertheofficer good

[@omaraloisi-e8g]

I red furry

[@riott2975]

Missed an opportunity to put a scene from Speed Racers or the Fast & Furious to recreate us boys playing with our little Hot wheels 👍

[@Whenwillthishappen]

Fr, i LOVED the gray dodge truck❤

[@skyraider87]

Or Ford v Ferrari

[@Dudeskill2008]

Supra vs black ferrari i miss brian o connor the legend actor (Paul walker)

[@elderjose9662]

for real all my toy cars plays were more close to wath with see in death race movies! lol!

[@KlyosXA]

Megatron's attempt at obtaining the Delorean's Fusion reactor to return to early Cybortron was thwarted by the GI Joe's makeshift car launcher (the somersault with launcher) while air cover was provided by the Rebel Alliance.

[@jacobdelacerda9102]

Bro my legos have PTSD

[@user-fu5fi5us9w]

Same bro...

[@89sponge]

​@@user-fu5fi5us9w Same

[@Trister690]

@@user-fu5fi5us9wafter my Lego war there was no Lego characters left to have ptsd

[@J_RayDBL]

“Aww, he’s so cute playing with his toys” Meanwhile the lore:

[@nhandinh7404]

I remember this storyline I made as a kid that went on for like 2 years. In short, I had this clay guy I had made in school who was the main character. He and his buddies had to team up with the Barbie dolls to defeat Evil Train and his minions. Evil Train was only defeated after Clay Guy was able to build the Triple Banana Gun on top of the PS2 that Barbie and co. were able to pull out from under the table. If you’re wondering, my younger sister was pretty cool.

[@-Aaron-138]

The lore of my toys makes Warhammer and fnaf look like a lullaby

[@nerysghemor5781]

And now you see why it was so depressing as an 80s girl that the cool toys were not “allowed” for girls. Back then the commercials were sexist enough to make it clear to a little girl that she shouldn’t even ask for GI Joes or other cool toys.

[@aye4119]

(Woman here) my toys were constantly in plots where they had to save their children, spouses, and selves from evil witch’s and ex’s who would kidnap them for a variety of means. Sometimes it was to eat the subject, have them go through intense body modification so their friends couldn’t recognize them anymore, or even just to kill them. Just because a doll is pink doesn’t mean a child can’t put it through hell.

[@enderking6430]

"Just because a doll is pink, that doesnt mean it cant turn red."

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

Exactly

[@Emissary_Editz]

Damn. Our lore is better tho

[@ayyylmao101]

It didn't matter what the toy was, it was getting iced the second it entered our child-minds' domain 🤣

[@LITTLE-BOY-THE-RICE-COOKER]

Not to hate but war plots are still better

[@RealRexRiplash]

The Decepticons have taken the Lincoln Log fort and Ken's having another affair. Such is playtime.

[@DoubleA_battery29]

I remember doing a knights vs soldiers in Lego back when I was 7 and I kept on imitating the gun shots and death sounds and now I’m 14 :)) So much fun

[@codefortl4937]

anyone else was more of a plastic soldier type of kid?

[@jinucp]

me dawg

[@ElKingoX]

Me

[@mogusgaming6773]

Plastic soldiers lore went crazy

[@Goofy-nAme69]

I was a Jurassic park kid

[@mattheww3232]

me, in fact, i used to pit the lego figures against the plastic army guys

[@ClownInTheInternet]

I remember back then with my action figures, I recreated some Zombie Apocalypse war.

[@TheRealMink78]

I did that too

[@1045HourVitality]

everyone did xd

[@binkleyisseven8702]

Same

[@Siuace]

I did that with my covenant figs from halo

[@Robloxfan1234eg]

same

[@TheShadedStalker]

This hits so close to home for me. I played with those little plastic army men all of the time as a kid, the little green and tan ones. I made up entire military campaigns for them, with different squadrons, ranks, operations, and even down to squads. I even made up my own damn lore for them. Good times, I gotta see if I still have those around here somewhere.

[@TheGeneralMC]

My parents: Awww he looks cute playing with his toy soldiers! me: *prepares to put my toy military through the most traumatic and painful experiences known to humankind-*

[@fitlexyt2600]

Incase anyone wants to watch the movies. 0:06 War Of The Worlds [2005] 0:10 World War Z [2013] 0:14 Fury [2014] 0:19 Midway [2019] 0:21 Fury [2014] 0:27 I couldn’t find the movie 0:32 helldivers 2?

[@darren1954]

0:27 is the tomorrows war

[@303hunter4]

.32 Is Helldivers two.

[@oliverwaynechang3098]

What about the last part?

[@cornpop4112]

0:10 is the tomorrow war as well

[@cornpop4112]

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[@IDoThings490]

The death of the average lego minifigure is x50 more dramatic than in any movie

[@DiamondBandits]

i remember when i broke apart turrets of tanks and super glued them on one single tank to make a tank that had like 11 turrets.

[@LeurrEPIKmanKoolmac]

EPIK

[@alligator639]

Transformer tank

[@ItsYourBoiS0niz]

Holy cow

[@Artemis-VIP]

Why i didn’t thought Of that before?

[@antoniothegunexpert5955]

Which tank turrets?

[@iamtodd6311]

Bro forgot that one transformer who would always beat everyone else

[@PencereHalia]

Bro.... 😂 Same!!!

[@RussianEmpire1]

Girls talking to their dolls: "Hello my dear Mrs. Princess, let me brush your hair rq!" Boys: *"Enclave here, why isn't your video feed working!"*

[@Artpanzer1118]

as a boy, i can affirm this is what our lore for our toys is

[@hungerplayer9586]

Them gen alpha's aint gonna get this meme for sure.

[@Vandolpnian]

FR

[@Opinare]

im gen alpha and i do get this

[@abelcasupanan7621]

@@Opinare same and i also get creative with what kind of toys i have

[@hungerplayer9586]

@@Opinare explain the meme, and explain me how you never scroll shorts all day long and play mobile games, and only play with toys.

[@hungerplayer9586]

Cuz as far as I've met, almost all kids i meet dont even wanna play toys no more, the second they are handed toys rather than phones they just straight up throw the toys back at you

[@dkbros1592]

Me with warhammer 40k toys " For the emperor k1ll the xeno cleanse this planet fight for tge humanity, FOR THE EMPEROR "

[@alexandra.fleur.27]

man I’m so glad that my parents let me play with “boy toys” when I grew up instead of forcing me into Barbies and toy kitchens because I’m a girl 😭 my imaginary transformers battle lore went crazyyyy

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

Same, I loved my dinosaurs

[@sethb3090]

My 5yo is into (in no particular order) princesses, race cars, ponies, samurai, race cars, kittens, and pigs.

[@Chickenstrip0_0]

I made my Transformers and Legos fight for no reason and some characters would eat up all the bullets, all the pain, and still survive because I thought it was fun😢😢😢

[@W4LM4RT.B4G_YT]

I grew up with like whatever toys i wanted. I rlly liked planes.

[@Turtle-lf7et]

Missed opportunity to put a warhammer reference in there

[@tdguy1532]

Ah yes, Warhammer is the best scenario for toys lore memes.

[@Strikerkong]

Warhammer is just the final evolution of this

[@borednekoguy]

the lore behind some of my god damn universal wars was insane 💀

[@cooperscorner6576]

I remember when I was young I made futuristic D day with Legos

[@franyya1048]

Same but even worse somehow

[@UTTVM.752]

I did the battle of the pool but more brutal I had Lego warships all over and I had firecrackers launchers and almost all the ships blew up and sank

[@user-qv8hg3dd2c]

I would just do normal d-day

[@OPEK.]

Had a drop ship crew who survived at least 25-30 crash landings. Good times

[@_indig0]

Average Pelican pilot in Halo:

[@cerviplays6691]

This is why all of my Lego mini figs have guns and when I was younger I asked to watch Saving Private Ryan instead of Frozen

[@user-do6zj1di8p]

Man i remember i Reimagine a War with my army man

[@GamingGrinding]

GI joes going crazy

[@Mrwaffleman24]

FR

[@zmaprogamingyt6956]

You forgot about dinosaurs fighting to the death, that is how I imagined it when I'm playing with my dinosaur toys lol

[@PencereHalia]

Same... I still have my dinos at my pre college years... 💀 😢😂

[@user-fu5fi5us9w]

Eu tambem bro... porem os dinossauros eram monstros alienigenas que saiam de meteoros... kkkkkkkkk

[@Juramations]

Back in my day we didnt separate lego sets, we randomly took parts and made a whole war between them.

[@RPWStudios]

I combined lore of star wars, bionicle and hero factory into one timeline. It would go on for a few years.

[@KessokuBassist]

Remembered the good old days of having a collection set of 'Thomas The Tank Engine' toys, mix them up with toy soldiers and Legos, set a railroad and two sides, one defending the train and one attacking it, if my toys were real people they'd be steering clear of any railroad ever again.

[@NormalEmoji954]

When I was a little boy, I used to build tanks with legos, and planes

[@AlmondCookieYT]

Me too

[@user-to6zw7dk4k]

Same

[@user-to6zw7dk4k]

I had the hole panzer division out of colorful legos. Good times

[@1AndOnly_SleepyHead]

Listen as a girl, we had our fair share of .. war..

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

Indeed

[@user-ix6rw4oh7f]

The fact that my toy soldiers have lived through so much wars they literally went through a entire evolution of wars when i played with them.

[@Br0kenDusk]

Ah, the feeling of having an army charging across No-Man's Land to take the enemy's fort made of an array of mitch matched lego pieces. I miss those days.

[@jurymurphy4833]

When I was a kid I had this one robot toy that I bought at a garage sale and one day when playing with it the thing broke in half cause it was old. Instead of throwing it out I turned it into the old man character that told stories I would make up about long gone wars he'd fought (from the last person that had it). Even when broken in half it towered over my new main character toy, a little lego man with blue armour. Thinking back on it now the image of my little lego guy with his blue chest peice and helmet standing infront of this old, weathered robot that still managed to be like 10 times the size when cut in half sounds like an awesome story, thought I'd share that. Side note: The old robot had a gun arm and every now and again he would drag himself to the battle my lego guy was fighting and save him last second.

[@mojaindustries4185]

I used to forget that I was the one controlling them, I felt like I was just an observer, and the whole story flowed together over a few years, and boy was that fun to watch.

[@Elgattox]

Lol, I remember with my siblings we used to build a city with lots of characters, Make a peaceful moment playing with the characters and then the aliens that were giant monsters would invade the city and we took all the soldiers out, Tanks, Trucks, Etc. And they fought and our favorite characters survived always.. Sometimes they were also other plots like natural disasters, The main characters going to the moon and establishing colonies with lots of silly deaths, Sometimes there was plots about wars and what I loved that it was always in a populated urban setting.. Many war crimes, I remember in one, The main character prevented an orbital strike to be launched in China and cause a nuclear war, Or sometimes things like powerplant accidents that were smaller. My favorite plot that I kinda still remember was when we built a huge "ship" out of boxes and made everyone go on a party in it like a cruise, There was a concert too at nights, A bar and families had each their rooms.. Then the ship sunk I don't remember why and the coast guard gone to rescue everyone whilst it was all burning and the ship sinking.. Then when the rescued reached land they were treated by the emergency services. Ah, Such great moments and sometimes I wanna be a little kid again not having to worry about anything and Just make the most movie-like plots ever with toys, Playing with my siblings...

[@joegaming9952]

This is weirdly nostalgic. Thank you for making this

[@Saitamas_]

Many of you may not know But this is the most historical video for this channel

[@llemS_U]

When you first experience a lego crack, and finally know that nothing last forever.

[@MurathanSaipKays]

I made politicial meetings and assasinations with my legos No one can beat me at this point

[@V1-Gaming]

I didn't really do lego wars that much, but I do remember having my minifigs go shopping at a convenience store, reenacting plants vs zombies, building an awesome lego batmobile, and so much more stuff that I probably don't remember, let's just say, I had a bunch of cool lego sets back then, including some minecraft ones.

[@linclokatz]

This just makes me sad realizing how little imagination I have now compared to when I was a child

[@durpturtle251]

Dude, my 501st Lego Battalion had some of the wildest battles. One minute they would be defending their position to their final stand and then the next they’re spec ops

[@DEH_EPIKEDITZ]

Star wars fan lessgoo. Underrated comment.😊

[@ExoTrooper2926]

Once I lost my favourite lego figure, Cpt. James. He sacrificed for all my other lego’s figures. And now, nowhere to be seen… God bless you bastard ☹️

[@hughsworld4906]

When i was 9, i made an entire story arc that lasted 1 full years. The toys basically includes dinosaurs, action figures, Mcdonald figures, toy soldiers, cars that can become transformers, and mini Pokémon collectables. I don't remember everything about the story, but all i remember that it is about war, rebellion, slavery, tragedy, cults, and romance. I would often torture the main character toy by simply killing off most of its loved ones in the story, so that it could have every single reason to become a villain and to get revenge. Edit: the story ended up in a bittersweet ending, the main character dies, but his remaining friends and family survived.

[@Duckmodoror]

My favorite Lego figure survived 6 world wars, a sinking submarine, nuclear bombs, and was the only reason the good side one.

[@Mailman2865]

A few years ago when i used to play with army men, i had one set of darker, grey army men, and a year or 2 later i bought a larger set of slightly smaller green army men, who i referred to as Gen-II. The grey army men were involved in the first 2 wars, the Winter War and the Autumn War the following year. After the Autumn war, the Gen-II's were bought and shipped out into what we now know as the Second Winter War. The first two wars had extremely high mortality rates, reducing the Gray platoon from 50 soldiers to a mere 12 or so by the end of just the First Winter War, and now the Gray platoon is left at 3-5 troops. On the other hand, the Gen II's went from 50 to about half that during the Second Winter War, mostly in part to the lack of snow during battles. After the Autumn War, the Gray platoon had lowered performance, so they were enhanced with multiple stimulants and endoskeleton parts, creating the first and last generation of Supersoldiers.

[@danejohnson8657]

Boys toys: Reflect horrifying current reality of war and conflict Girls toys: Imagine a post scarcity utopia where everyone is a homeowner

[@verycooldude69]

0:07 looks like the strider from half life 2

[@NapoleonBonapartet]

It’s the tripod from war of the worlds in my opinion it’s a good movie they make a game on it if I’m not mistaken, it’s still in development

[@Lupus._.]

@@NapoleonBonapartet You philistines! Do you not know that "War of the Worlds" is THE cornerstone BOOK depicting the first ever fictional interplanetary war? The movies are nothing compared to the original literary masterpiece! @verycooldude69 how old are you that you don't know about this classic?? It's like not having watched "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly," "Star Wars," or "Harry Potter." A true cultural touchstone!

[@MyNameIsntMaxwell]

@@Lupus._. movie is easier to access in general, but to be fair even i knew that it's from a book.

[@RandomGBorwhatevercreator]

@@Lupus._. The War of the Worlds was NOT the first book to depict a conflict between humanity and a extraterrestrial race, that would go to The Germ Growers but War of the Worlds was one of the first books to detail such a concept

[@Lupus._.]

@@RandomGBorwhatevercreator Wow, you're right... I've never heard of that book. But when I google what the first ever book depicting a war with humans and aliens was, it says "War of the Worlds." Funnily enough, the first ever book depicting an interplanetary war is "A True Story," which is Ancient Greek and even includes human-built mechanical lifeforms, aka robots. But yes, you're right. "The Germ Growers" is older than "War of the Worlds." Soooo I was pretty wrong. Thanks for correcting me then. :)

[@TrueAloy]

I used to build HUGE battles with my toy soldiers and Lego figures. What a time that was.

[@Younglingslayers9000]

This is just another day for lego mini figs

[@deltastudios3618]

They get reborn with each rebuilding

[@Endl3Sswastaken]

Ngl I had one Lego that was a clone that would survive everything

[@Lemuel928]

That was Rex..

[@Trister690]

Omg that made me smile you put in the tomorrow war scene that movie almost made me cry

[@MaliEmpireKing]

When I was younger, me and my sister sometimes played together and both of our characters had plot armor and neither of us could win.

[@za_zo54roblox20]

Dude i swear i could make a whole book with my lego lore

[@GucciPucciMIH]

You haven't lived untill you made an entire plot out of a $50 lego set

[@Jjgm69]

Finally, the evolution of the meme of the mother thinking that her son looks cute playing with his toys, while her son was making a plot about the individualism of the hero figure and the pain of the soldiers who have given their lives for a country that in the end does not respect them.

[@Cherno35]

I’m sure some girls made crazy lore

[@enderking6430]

all drama shows and movies combined probbly

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

I certainly did

[@Turteng]

When we were 7, me and my friend created a whole superhero squad with lego figures, and the adventures were so elaborate, it was really impressive

[@odgamer7770]

Fr my Lego military (which I’m still building up) is always fighting giant dinosaurs, monsters, SCP’s and other stuff Update 1: 2 Humvees I ordered arrived today finished building 1.

[@user-qv8hg3dd2c]

Same

[@jscorpion5657]

My toy soldiers start out as a small civilization and slowly form into an empire ❤

[@dassboot9332]

The amount of war games my friends and I made up and played when we were kids… it’s incredible

[@ColonelRoseru]

This is so true, the lore we created back then was the most genuine and epic lore of all time.