Skyrim Intro But It's Brainrot (Gen Alpha Slang)

[@CJMattis]

PART 2 Is finally out now 🥳 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4TKoH-gi798e5Isi=p6zZq-hvKu_kK5rz

[@ezpz4659]

coming back again to watch after watching part 2. im addicted

[@Ging-Freecs]

Is that necessarily a positive? The fact there is material for more brain rot, enough for a whole another video is a bad thing.

[@SirBvgzington]

Would you be offended by a reaction? Launching a channel and thought this would be perfect

[@beginnereasy]

Why

[@Outlander0995]

Chat, any chances Skibilivion happens?

[@peterduprey7286]

I’m disappointed in myself. Not because I didn’t understand this video, but because I did.

[@cityhunter6969]

God bless I didn’t

[@R3bel02]

fax

[@triciablouin2776]

Same, its so cringe I legit died and turned into a skull 💀

[@defaultthedude]

Me too.

[@MattCWD]

Right there with you rizzler.

[@BillBrothersHeatingandAir]

“A rizzler’s last thoughts should be of Ohio” needs to go one someone’s tombstone. Not mine, but someone’s.

[@Xorberax]

@@BillBrothersHeatingandAir 💀😂

[@nogum9763]

that line belongs on a shirt

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

That one wrecked me

[@tozpeak]

Huh, I may finally change my tg status after all these years.

[@aethyr9799]

Coward

[@sarkath77]

When Alduin lands, General Tulius should shout "Chat, is this real?"

[@MattHatter360]

Read this with xqc's voice, is it too late for me?

[@milk_expanse]

​@@MattHatter360 bro is cooked💀💀💀

[@cheesehead8952]

@@MattHatter360 Then it would be more like ""C-c-c-chatisthisehrealeh-h?"

[@turkeykent3719]

@@MattHatter360yes

[@SpliffQuest]

Alduin: * lands * Tullius: ".............Cheeto."

[@Infin8Stupidity]

“Get inside the cave I’m being deadass” 😠 “Yes, alpha” 😔

[@AmariFukui]

Imagine waking up from a Coma and hearing people talk like this

[@AllGirlsCollege]

we talk like this all the time lol 😂

[@Lionerith]

Going right back into Coma please

[@pierreo33]

@@AllGirlsCollege literal brainrot

[@tylera86]

That’s sorta the plot to Idiocracy

[@michelg3811]

In all honesty “yapping” has been used for a long time. So at least that would be familiar

[@chrisbaldbudgie8623]

"End of the grind" is the best phrase for Death I've ever heard.

[@whathappend3885]

I felt that shit

[@yeng1855]

​@@whathappend3885 Fr man, based.

[@martinholt7229]

On gods

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Makes me even angrier at ‘unalive’

[@SolDizZo]

Tobuscus just put out a song about this "no cap" called "Don't Unalive Yourself"

[@Nosondakar]

One day, this will be considered Old English.

[@brianviktor8212]

Please don't say something like that...

[@frieza1016]

One day, this will be considered Old English.

[@whatisthishandlegarbage]

@@brianviktor8212 One day, this will be considered Old English.

[@Tisrok]

They're gonna condense an entire game into a single 40oz of malt liquor? Damn, the future is looking bright

[@SpiritThanatron]

We will be dead long before that.

[@willmiles7978]

I applaud this, it's not just the usual 'brainrot' parody where people throw in the slang where it sounds cool, it's actually thoughtfully applied to fit all the terms into this relatively well-known sequence and you could actually use it to teach what it all means to someone familiar with Skyrim but too old for the latest memes and language.

[@TermiHorsecity]

SKIBIDI

[@thedarkside7508]

Yep, that's exactly what I did. I feel like an archaeologist reading ancient glyphs.

[@ashkrum5001]

My father has been paralyzed for the last 12 years but when, i played this he walked to the window and jumped out of it

[@vili-pekkavaltonen5943]

Rizzler last toughts should be of ohio.

[@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives]

Sounds like you need to follow in his footsteps.

[@implodingmeth2832]

I'm sure you'll get the hang of commas eventually

[@mannyjohnson8383]

It's a miracle fr fr deadass on god! 🎉

[@ValkynazKivan]

@@ashkrum5001 He rolled out of the damn window,

[@rence234]

"which is better? To be born sigma? Or to overcome your cringe nature through great grinding"

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"The Kell, the Edging Scroll..."

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@Flesh_Wizard ''The Kek, the Edging Scroll...''

[@dbxvhero9006]

Thank you, Partysnacks. Very cool.

[@paloim]

​@@TheStraightestWhitestI wish alphoids knew what kek was

[@pissapocalypse]

Honestly I want that on a shirt

[@KT-vg3nc]

Calling the beheader the throat goat was fucking genius

[@LEMONS884]

I was eating a bowl of rice when this happened. I spit out some rice. 😂

[@RainbowGravity92]

​@LEMONS884 only some rice? Deadass? Bruh, no cap, that whole plate would have been on the floor, frfr

[@AC-hj9tv]

​@@RainbowGravity92on god

[@RainbowGravity92]

@@AC-hj9tv if I'm not careful, my ironic use of modern slang will end up not being ironic lol

[@jase276]

@@RainbowGravity92 straight bussin, frfr 📢

[@treiz01]

I am 37 and every word was like having a nail hammered into my mind. I loved it

[@azkar65]

"General Tullius Sir, the throat goat is waiting" General Tullius: Based

[@mrwillard95]

Let's get this ratiod

[@a.p.2019]

I cried.

[@Vahram-do5lo]

This was gold😂😂

[@goatslayer3160]

Sounds like I'm needed.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

The throat goat is alduin

[@geeshta]

This is so well done and so creative. A lot of "brainrot" memes just randomly replace words with "gyatt" and "rizz" without any thought or care. This is a masterpiece.

[@512TheWolf512]

like a lecture in linguistics

[@NJ-wb1cz]

​@@512TheWolf512 like a rizz in gyat

[@Magmakojote]

"End of the grind" goes hard

[@itsQueenPurple]

Ikr 😂

[@jamonyqueso6328]

Ong tho, fr 💀

[@Soliye.]

No cap, couldn’t rizz it up in my skibidi dreams fr

[@ChefofWar33]

For real for real. No cap

[@jackrabbit5212]

Fazelof has a lot of goated lines in this fr no cap

[@kc8876]

This was one of the most well-written pieces of satire that I have witnessed in a long time. Thank you for creating this, you did a great job, and I can't wait to see more of your content.

[@Xever_The_Jester]

“GeT tHeSe SoYbOyS oUt Of ThE cArT! *YEET*

[@SlimeBlueMS]

OK I pull up

[@scp-2348]

​@@SlimeBlueMS Let's go!!!

[@MamaAkina]

That was the most aggressive YEET I've ever heard in my life LMAO

[@ninjablackdayxeno9273]

When I heard yeet!

[@lunar_proxy]

that yeet was so friggin good

[@DasStoic]

glad to see the skyrim vanilla start is still the most relevant cultural experience of the last 15 years, even if we no longer speak the same language

[@Kain1805]

How do you know the guy who made this is gen alpha and not an older guy that knows the new memes?

[@DasStoic]

@@Kain1805 "Gen Alpha Slang" is good SEO but let's not kid ourselves, people born after 2010 do not have the computer skills needed to overdub a video and upload it.

[@ENGLISHMURPHY]

​@Kain1805 gen alpha are children. This is gen z

[@MeecroSkills]

@@ENGLISHMURPHY gen Z is early 20s now.

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

​@@ENGLISHMURPHYI'm gen Z. I'm in my early 20's and boy was this hard to parae.

[@Azdal]

“Quit yappin back there!” caught me off guard

[@underthesun-ml4mu]

"We're all gooners and step-sisters in binds now" That doesn't sound right.

[@tj-co9go]

this sounds exactly right but I am an incel-maxxing degenerate

[@Ramberta]

@@tj-co9go I'm in my incel-pilled villain arc

[@Leathal]

I thought I was immune to brain rot disease but “incel-pilled villain arc” proved too virulent

[@mbii7667]

It sounds hot

[@christinalissfelt253]

I had to look up these items: "gooners" refers to a person addicted to pron miserably and lovingly, while "step-sisters" refers to actual step-sister being there to help her stepbrother jack off when he's got a boner. Kinda crazy when translated. Brain rot that's also oddly clever? (I studied linguistics for a bit so the downward spiral of the English language is strangely fascinating, like watching a car crash or the Titanic sinking in slow motion.)

[@SeventhColumn]

This is just how the Dragonborn sees the world when they contract the brain rot disease in game

[@funnycat9962]

Now I want a mod that makes this happen.

[@connivingkhajiit]

@@funnycat9962 damn i might have to do this

[@Firestar-TV]

,,Is that Skibidi growing out of your Ears?"

[@SirKurt25]

I always felt diseases in Skyrim didn't have any significant effects. But this is too much.

[@Soliye.]

@@SirKurt25 True immersion I call it

[@MKor-w2f]

It’s like cursed knowledge. The more you understand, the more you slowly lose touch with reality.

[@enescustovic1883]

I hate it here

[@kodymcgrath7148]

Lmfaoooo God this is so accurate. Thank you

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Hermaeus Mogga decided to do a funny

[@whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023]

Truly Lovecraftian

[@-NGC-6302-]

this is what was in the Black Books

[@chefboyardee2223]

3:07 the way he says "this is cap" is so raw

[@enderfire3379]

ngl the line "what gooncave are you from beta" goes hard

[@agnuswulf]

For me it's the "We're all gonners and step-sisters in binds now, rizzler". I fucking broke.

[@michaelredmond257]

"readitstead" lmfao 😆😆😆

[@ellocosjchushhxha]

Found the sussy simp lmao

[@matlohn9381]

"Goes hard" should have been included too

[@Goromajima61]

Fr fr no cap low key

[@arky1790]

"I used to rizz up a gyatt from here" took me out

[@LooopQ]

The way the AI pronounces gyatt is incredibly funny

[@purplep1243]

Back in my femboy days💀

[@TheTriforcekeeper]

2:05

[@LawfulBased]

Alduin is gonna tax them all.

[@TheThingoftheSky]

​@@LooopQ😅😅😅

[@CastXaway]

"Peep your death with some Aura, Beta." 💀

[@RPWhitworth]

I want this on a tshirt

[@bt3411]

Nobody will jelq him now

[@Lottie8o8]

whf is Aura in brainrot?

[@theewildrose]

​@@Lottie8o8why is peep? Context my dude

[@Lottie8o8]

@@theewildrose I don't understand what peep your death with some Aura. I hope someone would translate it to me sińce I don't know this slang :

[@jorginhocraycray7450]

Ngl this needs to be a mod for the entire game, This was so funny

[@KingOfAristonia]

"I used to be a sigma like you fr, then I took a ratio to the knee."

[@NJ-wb1cz]

It's like when parents want to troll their kids and they use kids slang incorrectly on purpose

[@AerYdmyg]

Aww, somebody swipe your vaperoll?

[@McMTG]

@@NJ-wb1cz Nope this is how you actually sound tyler

[@NJ-wb1cz]

@@McMTG No, I sound the tylest

[@billylee7398]

Oh god. This is cap.

[@PowerPuffBoysZ]

I took psychic damage from this

[@beginnereasy]

Reminds me of chasing my cats under the bed and shaking it up and down

[@igorthelight]

You should up your psychic resistance ;-)

[@samppakoivula9977]

Best comment! XD

[@beginnereasy]

@@samppakoivula9977 skibbidy toilet rizz austrailian

[@Itsgone99]

too much insight, died of frenzy damage

[@tom23245]

This is what modern English sounds to old English speakers.

[@AuddieNuff]

I am the old English speakers

[@Bdavis2475]

You mean olde English

[@anarchyinc124]

He tæcþ ealdenglisca spræca

[@ElysetheEevee]

Dude, for real.

[@papayianth]

CHIPS AHOYETH LANDLUBBERS!!!!

[@margusiraptor9729]

I hope gen Alpha don't talk like this when they grow up. It feels like a fever dream. Like broken AI brought up by social media.

[@VenusFeuerFalle]

thanks to AI they don't need to learn proper language. They will possibly end up just making sounds like monkeys in order to understand each other. xD

[@Dryhten1801]

This is actually post-ironic Gen Z slang, for some reason it's attributed to Gen Alpha

[@Bananacrackers_]

It would be hilariously TRAGIC to hear the word "poggers" before being sent to Sovngarde

[@xenosarcadius1198]

I'd be so mad

[@Meta9871]

Soygarde?

[@nightwing8794]

Sigmagarde*

[@xrecec]

You mean pwngarde

[@Bananacrackers_]

​@@nightwing8794 kai cenat truly awaits in Sigmagarde

[@patricksullivan4769]

It’s crazy that this still effectively delivers the exposition it needs to.

[@Eddie-Iblis]

Lol

[@Komotau4691]

Yeah its end of the grind definitively .D

[@Arrakiz666]

Almost as if words still had meaning or something.

[@Claego]

I'm disappointed in myself that I was able to follow along

[@vidull842]

@@Claegoyes, honestly that was the worst part for me too.

[@blakedavison2171]

“It has been goated fr sigma Ulfric” took me out

[@LiftandCoa]

best line no questions asked

[@sabermachine3296]

1:28 “The throat goat is waiting” I can’t🤣

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

"Based"

[@Sxdgefield]

“Why are we edging?” “Why do you think? End of the grind” I’m dead bro 💀

[@theonlineanimal6009]

On God. Fr fr bro. Fire AF

[@duppituppi]

Vid creator is sigma rizzler fr

[@RobHickman]

Very demure

[@solensovida]

​@@theonlineanimal6009your comment has an option "translate to English" right below it 😮

[@NaddleSchidaddle]

Funniest part for me

[@hackermanack3393]

" Based, lets get this ratioed " - General Tullius idk

[@Arguments_only]

You mean General Tullius the military Gooner

[@taco-bellleftovers1816]

Should have been named Skybidi

[@ValkynazKivan]

The DragonBeta.

[@RamenMan4944]

Andrew tate is edging down on me simperial, can you say the same?

[@SonOfMeme]

Skibidyrim

[@Mefyx013]

Azura's rizz upon you

[@IsHazardous]

@CJMattis

[@USDS_TikTok_Mike]

"Ulfric Stormcuck the true short king" is absolutely WILD 😂😂😂

[@TheZonda5002]

"And what's got bro down?" Killed me immediately

[@BaStAgE]

check your vibes

[@xSlayerHunter]

The tone of him saying this line made me break so fast 😂😂😂

[@MuslimGamerTV]

Me too. 😂 Also, "Check your vibes!" Damn, this shiz is beta. Oh, wait ...

[@Myreactionwhen_80085]

That sucks. Hope you feel better soon 😞

[@StarboyXL9]

Imma use that frfr

[@lunar_proxy]

WHY YOU DOXXING ME CHUD

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Skyrim has fallen, billions must fortify restoration

[@WritingNomad-PL]

​@@Flesh_Wizard ahahahah I got the restoration reference

[@tairlandchanel2722]

This is the real reason why Alduin wanted to destroy Tamriel.

[@n3rdst0rm]

Every dragon shout is just boomer slang. And slowly, our character embraces the boomer

[@Ey3contact]

​​@@n3rdst0rm Truly, reject modernism embrace tradition moment

[@Hardcherrysweetie]

@@n3rdst0rm”on gods, it’s alphadin! Griddy awaaayy!” “PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD”

[@n3rdst0rm]

@@Hardcherrysweetie "PULL YOURSELVES UP FROM THE BOOTSTRAPS"

[@Asterion_Mol0c]

​@@Ey3contactthis makes me yearn for feudalism

[@Melchizidek777]

As a father of Gen alpha kids, i think its amusing and actually like the way they talk. Its comical, and I think they know that which helps keep them optimistic.

[@Over-Lored]

This gets even better when you remember that Skyrim is nearly 13 years old. Therefore it's very possible a child born on its release date would be of the age to speak like this.

[@_Micah_Bell]

I was born when skyrim came out but to be honest I only understood less than half of this

[@kiraoshiro6157]

@@_Micah_Bell probably cos not all of it is exclusively gen alpha slang, some of it is late gen z

[@LAWLZ24]

@@_Micah_BellGood, this means you do not have terminal brainrot.

[@qasrd11sa]

Lmao. Love your stuff man.

[@kiraoshiro6157]

@ohnosponolios4126 a lot of it is shared between younger zoomers and older alphas I think, just like there was overlap with millenials and gen z (called zillenials, idk what we call the cusp for z and alpha) like some slang made by older zoomers was adopted by younger millenials (usually in the cringe way) but there's plenty of things millenials came up with that z and alpha use now without really thinking about it, for instance lmao or stfu, many text abbreviations but not all of them. and trippy too I think. old people slang becomes young people slang, it trickles down the generations until it fades away. why, we still say like like gen x used to, but no one says why anymore like silent gen did.

[@DeonTheDragon]

"Funny...when i was a Femboy, simperial walls and towers used to make me feel so locked-in" bruh i'm dead 💀

[@goddy5890]

This was gold, I had to pause and put the phone down for a sec

[@Firestar-TV]

Someone will probably make a Femboy Race Mod because of this and some special Armor Pieces and other Clothes🙃

[@Аксери]

​@@Firestar-TVThere is such mod already

[@johnathonathon]

@@Аксериproof or it isnt real!!

[@thetimehascome874]

​@@Аксериwelp I'll be on my way now for no particular whatsoever

[@KRterrorKR123]

"End of the grind" goes harder than it should.

[@rageengine6272]

I start to recall this over the original now.

[@akiramasashi9317]

"My chat is pog reacting me simperial. Can you say the same?"

[@panzer2681]

Best comment lmao.

[@billylee7398]

As beta as he was a keyboard warrior in drop out Next! Dah rizzler!

[@infinitedeath1384]

​@@billylee7398*dragon roar" What was that? It was nothing. Grind on. Pull up to the block beta, nice and chill.

[@GrayeNoir]

No way y'all low key influenced the part 2

[@kaihimura3897]

“Sometimes there needs to be changes to the localization.” The changes:

[@hosatus2433]

Original language: 0 slang Translation: every slang known to man

[@questionmarkquestionmarkques]

ghost stories

[@Maniacman2030]

​@@kylegusekAll this slang is TikTok garbage. Memes that people cringe at.

[@Meta9871]

@@questionmarkquestionmarkquesdont bring my baby into this

[@tatohayanami9156]

​@@hosatus2433sometimes Japanese: every slang known to Japanese people Localization: Everyone speaks without missing about grammar or spelling. That thug basically speaks like a gentleman

[@diredm3889]

every line spoken between the child and his father was byond sus

[@Rykerz_]

Yes alpha 😂😂😂

[@CalvinNoire]

Sorry. But sus is not Alpha, it has fallen out of use 2 years ago.

[@diredm3889]

@@CalvinNoire I never claimed to be Alpha

[@CalvinNoire]

@@diredm3889 Yeah, you didn't. But if you really want to satirize Gen Alpha. Please use more formal words, like "skibidi" Or "Edging"

[@devinplatt1358]

​@@CalvinNoire"more formal words" lmao

[@BlueDesertQuartz]

I would play the whole game like this

[@missingnovgc]

I showed this to my therapist, and he is finally letting me kill myself.

[@omegamanGXE]

Lmao

[@kr1stphr]

LMAO

[@timeflowEqualquin]

😂😂😂 😢🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Skunkgasm]

sometimes the best way forward is backward it can be that there is no return

[@jayasmrmore3687]

You need a better therapist

[@commieblock1917]

That YEET was personal.

[@Aegolos]

I fucking lost it at that part😂

[@SpeederShip285]

@@AegolosMe too.

[@duphasdan]

The way the guy said 'Check your vibes'.

[@ValkynazKivan]

Bro. That is Ralof. You put some respect on his name.

[@Bananacrackers_]

​@@ValkynazKivanNah that's clearly Fazelof of glizzywood no cap fr

[@ValkynazKivan]

@@Bananacrackers_ Oh yeah! I was thinking of his L brother.

[@alpakapucuf3394]

​@@ValkynazKivan i dont respect short-sighted rebellious nords

[@StayCrazi]

​@@alpakapucuf3394erm 🤓

[@F3rn4nd0S1lv4]

I have memories of Old English. I am 98 years old, and this is incredible. I understand absolutely nothing in this video.

[@DailyDoseOfInternet]

amazing

[@CJMattis]

Wow, thanks! 😅

[@gabrielmm8441]

the rizzler himself

[@PFVHL2]

sigma

[@duckstabed7381]

Garbage slang actually, tho still funny to make fun of

[@Orange_pumpkin3753]

You’re amazing

[@thechrissguy]

"Sussy elves" I'm done.

[@BEASTAGEv2]

(((they)))

[@kielerrivera6567]

I kept it together until that bs😂

[@prodigii200]

@@kielerrivera6567the shortest but stupidest line got me😂

[@Eveseptir]

You can't trust the thotmore.

[@RamseyBolton-qm7fw]

"Line from the video we just watched" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿🦍🦍🤓🤓🤓😈😈😈

[@fearlesswee5036]

"Wait, you there, pull up." "OKAY I PULL UP-!"

[@virtues487]

"LETS GO"

[@fire-typhoon123]

ESKEETIT!!!

[@burst_ch.]

This is what finally broke me

[@kovulion7777]

I think people's IQ just dropped to halves by watching this XD

[@GrimmWarrior19]

I held on as long as I could, didn't crack a smile until "thotmor" and "sussy elves".

[@nefariousyawn]

Hating on elves is intergenerational.

[@devoteeofmediocrity821]

“(((they)))” is what got me.

[@rydersj]

"(((they)))" set me off lmao, dogwhistling about the elves is crazy

[@Vahram-do5lo]

"Shouldn't keep the Chads waiting for us" was perfect 😂

[@iloveamerica606]

@@nefariousyawnthey’re no better than their granpappys.

[@K1ll3rgaming]

This has to become a mod. I’d do a full new play through without hesitation

[@daveraaijmakers72]

I would be so confused al the way through (probably give up quickly tbh)

[@K1ll3rgaming]

@@daveraaijmakers72 i wouldn’t understand anything but imagine the bandits just yelling out gen alpha slang at you randomly while exploring

[@dragonknight4982]

​@@K1ll3rgamingSKYRIM BELONGS TO THE CHADS!!

[@VervetMonkey6160]

@@dragonknight4982 "Must have ghosted me lowkey fr"

[@xXGen3sisXx]

You might not have enough braincells by the end of the first act to finish the game.

[@clown_real]

"Were all gooners and step-sisters in binds now, rizzler" was such a beautiful and perfectly executed line. I don't usually get emotional when watching cinema, but I nearly shed a tear when ralof said this

[@rieiid5867]

Peak cinema fr

[@IHaveASadderDay]

Frfr ong

[@Writhagon319]

FaZeolf*

[@ELAWATIBTDASLIMSURNATA]

End of the grind 😂😂😂

[@Pico_444]

"The true short king" ☠️

[@AllGirlsCollege]

we like short kings

[@lostworlddreamlandww6343]

He said it so casually 😂😂

[@AR15andGOD]

The 5’2 man will inherit the earth

[@Garchist]

@@AR15andGOD 5'7 methinks, and he be among taller ones.. if this game keeps spinning like it always has that is.. which I doubt like anything else this dayz.

[@TheEvilCommenter]

I bet this is how modern English would sound to someone like Shakespeare.

[@Tracing0029]

He literally invented the word "griddy" tho.

[@Potatopops]

​@@Tracing0029 very sigma of him

[@geeshta]

This *IS* modern English.

[@Avery_Silva]

It’s what modern English sounds like to English speakers 😂

[@TheYoTaG]

I would love to hear the Hamlet or Romeo and Juliet written in brainrot English

[@michaelcramer7948]

I need an entire brain rott dialogue mod NOW

[@iminacatsuit]

SAME

[@michaeldebidart]

I would unironically sit here and watch a 24+ hour long video of this

[@Catpow91]

Lol yes!! This was so good

[@tinyjester27]

My God.... I'm 45 years old and have been playing since the first Elder Scrolls. I'm dead 💀 lmao 🤣 I can't stop laughing. This is all I hear from my nephews and niece kids when I game with them. Passed it on through the times. They laugh at my slang and vise versa. Exchanging culture 😅

[@Mythicalyst]

"Why do you think? End of the grind." actually goes so hard ong fr fr

[@DevilDaRebel]

No cap

[@brayansoski2659]

The archer after one-shoted that guy: "Chat, clip that"

[@CrazyDiamond419]

Poggers!

[@synapse7274]

"End of the grind" while watching your impeding doom approaching goes pretty hard, ngl

[@Gallacant]

I hate it, ut true

[@Gio-co7ge]

impending goon*

[@Professorlicme8]

Based

[@kaspartambur]

Feeling Officially Old & Disconnected

[@isaacperez9839]

“Who are they daddy? What’s wrong with their aura”😂😂

[@TatiBrandon]

💀💀 yeo im dead

[@sspproductions]

Had me dying

[@isaacperez9839]

@DANK3M3RALD the best response too that😂

[@KaptifLaDistillerie]

@DANK3M3RALD But I wanna watch the simps !

[@Bong_Kong_420]

@DANK3M3RALDyes alpha.

[@silentflaw]

"YOU'RE NOT GONNA JELQ ME!" "POGGERS!"

[@mercurius0]

The Roblox Oof was a nice nice

[@HungrySanta97]

"When I was a femboy" LMFAOOO 💀

[@NazeemCloudDistrict]

Is it bad I can kinda see a clean shaven Ralof in pink thigh highs with e girl makeup

[@welton9748]

That was kinda poggers

[@panosm111]

​@@NazeemCloudDistrict i just got a mod idea!

[@Avery_Silva]

@@NazeemCloudDistrictwth 😂😂😂 you got wild imagination 😂

[@AbuHajarAlBugatti]

Fatherless zoomers gay af

[@SlevinCCX]

i developed a tumor watching this video.

[@SlevinCCX]

on god, no cap, 100p

[@Claudius_Ptolemy]

Hearing General Tullius say "Based" made my day.

[@KiraOTS]

*updated for modern audiences* "Bussin" - A modern audience.

[@bt3411]

"Shit be straight fax, no printer. Bussin fo' real!" - New York Times

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"this shi based af frfr no cap ❌🧢" -IGN

[@chavzone]

This was way funnier than expected, well done Can't wait to meet Jarl Ballin'

[@sussybaka2067]

2:16 wonder how many people are gonna say "relatable"

[@etuins]

Relatable

[@XMTDCMA]

"A Rizzlers last thoughts should be of Ohio." 🚬

[@streyndza6436]

"this must be cap" should've been paired up with "chat, is this real?" lol

[@simoneidson21]

Especially since "cap" is not Gen Alpha slang

[@ano_nym]

@@simoneidson21 much of it isn't the trippel parentheses is almost older than gen Alpha itself...

[@dopaminecloud]

@@simoneidson21 origin point no, used? yes

[@ruralandroid4984]

@@simoneidson21 tbf "yapping" has been used since like the 40's

[@fatguywhobreathesfire6488]

Hammerfell got it’s name because a guy chucked his hammer as hard as he could and they settled where it landed. The name “Goonerfell” implies there was man wandering around gooning till he collapsed, then they settled where he dropped☠️

[@BadgerScrub]

I like your version so much, but I also can't get out of my head that maybe that hammer hit a gooner instead, and the naming convention was just changed in this universe. It was hard to type this out. I'm laughing way too hard

[@mr.dankengine6214]

This is the greatest analysis ive ever read💀

[@kidcruddy8258]

It’s actually originally “gooner failed” and they followed the gooner until he busted.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Wait until you hear about Mommywind

[@StarboyXL9]

@@Flesh_Wizard Did mommy fart and they settled where the stench was the worst?

[@dqtogreat8926]

"No, this is cap. This must be cap."

[@JaedenRW]

“I’m from redditstead” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@northstar92]

*looks away*

[@user-ek7xm3hu1w]

😂😂😂

[@SmilingExecutioner]

the accuracy tho 👀 its scary

[@fbwjjwbs]

That infectious place, go away.

[@JonnyRUOK]

My people!

[@guts5398]

this is like reading a clock work orange for the first time

[@JorgeGViso]

Deadass

[@GuessImaGuest]

​@@JorgeGViso No cap (By the Nine... please help me...)

[@grelm1322]

Yes!

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

that's such a fucking insane thing to say and it's also so unbelievably accurate. because I remember thinking "I very nearly understand this" while I was reading it, and that's exactly how I feel now.

[@emilioparrilla465]

Yorblockos

[@aaz5840]

" you have contracted severe brain rot "

[@fithadey8877]

That was incredible lmao. Well done

[@valvatorezsardine1881]

I guess it’s end of the grind for us.

[@OverlordMalarkey]

Gen Alpha Brain Rot -50 Magicka and all 3 attributes stop naturally regenerating -15 speech when speaking to all non gen alphas

[@jiffjifferson5365]

Brain rot is quickly becoming the sound board words.

[@OverlordMalarkey]

@@jiffjifferson5365 the mere thought of it makes me ill lmao

[@yockinnottou]

This is the only video in my life to make me cry of laughter every time I watch

[@DaddyMouse]

That voice acting tho This is peak ai usage

[@dasuberpanda]

It fits perfectly into elder scrolls bc the voice acting is already so flat loll

[@tj-co9go]

​@@dasuberpandaThat's the beauty of Elder Scrolls voice acting - how expressive it can be despite sounding so flat. They got the minimum required tones and emotions to express them. Like how Ralof seems so pissed and annoyed in this scene

[@froginabucket7294]

@@tj-co9goI WISH I could find beauty in nothing like you can, life would be so much better.

[@C-Vite]

Despite the brain rot this was pulled off pretty well

[@vildagrutzner2889]

brain rot made it even more funnier 😂

[@planescaped]

Modern slang is hilarious. XD

[@le9038]

I would LOVE to see a mod where the entire game is like this...

[@DylanBlanko]

This

[@_grofA]

I would pay actual money for that

[@magicreaper4801]

Same

[@Kimbie]

@@_grofA Yeah i am now officially pro-'paid mods'

[@saber5821]

No I really wouldnt it's funny for a video but this is already bordering on too much

[@localchem1st]

This is the best video ive ever seen

[@Sanguivore]

“I don’t know… but Kai Cenat awaits.”

[@JC-Alan]

Dude this one actually floored me. Then “No, this is cap. This must me cap.” Fucking masterpiece.

[@orco253]

I don't know what is Kai Cenat

[@zach8107]

​@orco253 he's the biggest twitch streamer and has been for a year or two now, used to make youtube videos too. He's had all sorts of rappers on stream, also had John Cena and Kevin Hart

[@Augustborne]

It feels like watching a language die in real time…

[@Iluvpie6]

Based chads only speak Old Saxon

[@TheMuslimMan1337]

​@@Iluvpie6 Indo-European or BTFO

[@fomorians]

It's a matter of perspective imo. Feels more like seeing a glimpse of a cyberpunk future where language is defined by high speed virtual connectivity combined with low human attention span. It's kind of fascinating.

[@Nick-yv1rm]

Bro ong! I finna watch it again frfr not even capping

[@XohjaiSbarkeater]

@@Nick-yv1rm gyatt of a vid bruh no cap

[@philoni5368]

"where are we going?" "I don't know... But Kai Cenat awaits"

[@gatzmajortz5033]

That's one of the very few things I didn't understand. I guess my brain hasn't completely rotted yet.

[@Pekara121]

​@@gatzmajortz5033he's a famous streamer on twitch

[@vilimandrusz174]

This is one of the few that even I didn't understand. I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed.

[@micahjones7837]

Yeah I also didn't get that

[@RamseyBolton-qm7fw]

"Line from the video" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤓🤓🤓🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀💀🦍🦍🦍😈😈😈

[@BelegaerTheGreat]

*LMAOOOOOOO* *I came looking for copper, and found gold.* *Vids like this are worth living for. Though it's mainly Skyrim's own merit.*

[@DiscBurner]

Gen alpha doesn't even have patience to watch this whole video with their tiktok brains

[@woofu9872]

Their attention span less than 10 seconds

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

They'd only be able to watch this if it's split up into separate 10 second videos. With clips of Subway Surfer playing underneath as well. ..Is this even a joke anymore? It feels like I'm simply explaining how it actually is now.

[@spikem5950]

@@woofu9872 Best part is, to see the whole thing would take longer in the end with having to cancel the shorts loop to watch the next one and loading up the next video.

[@screm5514]

Sounds like superiority complex

[@Byzz2077]

​@@screm5514nope

[@LegoH1tl3r]

"quit yapping back there" sir,i am giving a public speech

[@AreteAskesis]

I wanna like this comment, but it’s at 666 likes

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Being a public speaker is just yapmaxxing

[@DatNoobDoe]

I was not ready for the vine boom good lord

[@anonymousunknown5650]

My heart and soul burn in atomic fire and my brain cells have long ago rotted away.