Girlfriend who makes 5 times your annual income and spoils you [ Pixiv Oneshot ]

[@randomplaceinruralamerica9618]

“Eternal employment” that sounds like marriage just more formal

[@lorenzobarboni3324]

Well that sounds like marriage whit extra steps

[@jonas162]

that is, indeed, the point

[@waifuchan941]

Yeah i was about to say 😂😂

[@Erisnomics]

Sounds like slavery

[@warmylord]

Its marriage with more steps

[@Silverwind87]

"Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made 12 million a year?" *puts on maid uniform*

[@IzukuMeijin]

I mean you know its 2020 right? You can be whatever you want a butler or a maid. Oh and a maid cleans the house and cooks and stuff. Butler gets things ready, they are 2 different things

[@galahad1782]

@@IzukuMeijin only plus 2? I could do 4.

[@norad6437]

😂😂😂

[@oopadoopa1333]

@@HinatasCrush Under those conditions I'm putting on a wig and acting like a girl if that's what she wants

[@w1z4rd9]

HinatasCrush you sir are a great example of "you must be fun at parties" guy

[@1Maklak]

Her: Marry me. Him: What's the pay?

[@chimp1561]

@Crush oh fuck ya I'd go gay for that income

[@chimp1561]

@@anexplosion5436 fucking true though

[@chimp1561]

@Crush *decloacks behind you* surprise butt sex!

[@chimp1561]

@Crush compared to all the other merks (disregarding heavy) spy is the best relationship wise

[@moisesezequielgutierrez]

@@chimp1561 That Fat boi is a bloody Spy!

[@CheBa.]

Guy: I make babies for my boss And her child calls me Dad Funny Isnt it.

[@ferdinandofficial551]

Fck im dying 😭 looking this comment

[@foxgaming76yt24]

Lmao

[@ji-lynmagno3663]

I only got the joke 5 seconds later

[@justsomeguywhoispartofjust5941]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trax_high]

lmao

[@theeinertia4106]

Kid: dad what do you do for a living Dad: your mom Kid : yeah.. real mature dad.. Dad:...

[@klsa9649]

Dad: *proceeds to take out "work" contract* here kid my boss has it signed too

[@theeinertia4106]

@@klsa9649 lmao xD

[@SpyReaper]

Dad: I didn't mean that as a joke

[@DedeHedge]

Kid:...............

[@newkiller4457]

Also dad: *realized that was a marriage contract* Epic bruh moment

[@chalgyu]

Her: Let’s have babies Him: What’s the pay?

[@silverfish1294]

Her: you get help in doing the chores and paid 2,000 extra for each Baby

[@uselesshero.official]

Lol he's like where's the job, where's it? ( In Christian Bale voice) 😂😂😂

[@theloreoverseer7106]

Cheopaki 200,000 per baby

[@umagangmorning8894]

Making the baby IS the pay

[@lasengleplsbuffsummertomoe2303]

If I take culinary course and got her as my wife, I'm the happiest person ever

[@Aoi-f3v]

Girlfriend: I'm about to be this man's whole career

[@stevenandrewchua542]

Girlfriend: *drops towel* honey, time to do your job

[@ranfonaforanafo1601]

@@stevenandrewchua542 laundry

[@muichirovontokito5782]

Literally*

[@Plasmagon99]

Thats not how the meme goes... But it is.. Acceptable.

[@isseiddraig2132]

Haha Good one

[@berkleyhuffman48]

*husband dies* Wife: "Ahem, I said eternal. So I expect you to quit dying"

[@DOOM_SLAYER_OFFICIAL]

Me: *Wakes up and starts cooking for christmas party Everybody who went to my funeral: **SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE**

[@rodrickheffley4830]

That’s actually quite sad

[@cerridianempire1653]

lol that meme where the person is dead in a coffin only to wake up and type in the laptop

[@winglessdraco4865]

.....damn you now I have the mental image of one of them crying over the other who is on their death bed, begging them to get up saying the contract isn't finished yet.

[@chimiminuhh]

@@winglessdraco4865 A less depressing idea is he is literally resurrected as soon as he dies to keep working eternally. As soon as he dies again the same thing happens

[@deadmemes7554]

“Is there anyone who wouldn’t want to be supported by a beautiful, rich and easy-going young lady?” Well she’s not wrong

[@CErra310]

"manly" men

[@stormaurora3027]

Dead Memes internally: yes, will my remaining pride allow it: probably not

[@kaevarohan241]

I’m female

[@kaevarohan241]

Im not malefe

[@almanotolrado7744]

-waddles in- Im gay,,

[@alquist6459]

Kid : Mom how did you meet with dad ? Mom : I bought him Kid : ?!?!?

[@SuccMunkey]

*confused screaming*

[@chrischow6497]

you mean i hired him ?

[@AndyAndy-ir8bv]

Sounds like Daisuke.

[@illletyouknowin20businessd34]

Ok

[@vodkavodka8903]

Visual confusion*

[@HardcoreLevelingWarrior]

She really basically just said "I like you and I want you, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours"

[@phasedcloak2835]

you know, I'm a sucker for Boondock references here's a like

[@HardcoreLevelingWarrior]

@@phasedcloak2835 glad you liked my joke

[@adunce.5422]

“Booty warrior, strap on edition.”

[@HardcoreLevelingWarrior]

@@adunce.5422 XD

[@alreadyblack3341]

Fleece Johnson, you can a lot of things about him, but he had his priorities straight.

[@studyfirst2536]

Son: Dad please help me to answer mu homework Dad: Not now son Im working Son: Dad you're cooking 😑 Dad: exactly

[@_Anim0sity_]

OMG!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@XXDAN-zd3cu]

This need more attention lol😅😂😂

[@The1TrueEcho]

She basically just paid him to marry her. God I wish that were me.

[@anexplosion5436]

Money: Get Loving Wife: Get Excuse to sit at home and only do chores: Get We ALL wish that was us.

[@mahendrasanjaya3948]

Yeah we all do

[@gorgefood9867]

That could happen. You just have to accept that she'll be old and saggy.

[@suckapunch565]

Wouldn’t mind that. Im a good cook

[@majormetroid8035]

The key word there is 'wish'.

[@dravenocklost4253]

In the bedroom Augh, yes! Earn that raise, EARN IT!!!

[@zzzzzz6269]

Idk why but this made me laugh 😂

[@noru8360]

WORK FOR YOUR PROMOTION DADDY!!!

[@snewp_e5267]

Holy shit

[@AstroWasUnavailable]

o-oh

[@insanemang9983]

Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MarkaTella]

Kid: “Daddy...?” Him: “Well yes but actually no”

[@monsieurnaggert3134]

Her"...but actually yes."

[@supermanhtruong1494]

Well good guess but actually no

[@lightgivemepower6425]

But really yes.

[@mrdriver2988]

He was paid of course

[@modded_enderboy7600]

Well no but actualy yes

[@Cryozenix]

me, a person who doesn’t like being given stuff out of sheer guilt: is this heaven? or is it hell?

[@demonkingsparda]

Its just good business

[@dr.medical3686]

Hell, no douts

[@felipeluna9597]

both brother it's both

[@UBvtuber]

I mean you're still EARNING your pay, being a housewife is a 24/7 job when there's kids involved.

[@product12onTOP]

you can still work even having a rich woman, at least you have money if something happens it her's money

[@duchi882]

*Housewife?* Nah *Househusband?* Perfection

[@AiluridaeAureus]

*Housespouse.* It's gender neutral and it rhymes.

[@momoreview5555]

@@AiluridaeAureus oh no... We found the npc chief!

[@momoreview5555]

@Rambonus Ravager I was joking, Mr WhiteKnight I'm joking again. My *_-cHiLD-_*

[@momoreview5555]

@@AiluridaeAureus i was joking .-.

[@brorviking1]

Houseband

[@valentinesenpai6924]

"eternal employment" mate, thats called marriage

[@sheepenjoyer3007]

he got paid for losing jis virginity

[@dinamosflams]

Without context its called slavery

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

@@dinamosflams who says slavery and marriage aren't the same thing?

[@dinamosflams]

@@donanthebarbarian5177 usually with marriege you gotta sleep in the same house

[@matthewbrown5788]

Vinícius de A Batista but it’s just slavery with extra steps

[@joshuaailes7342]

i love how she just talked her way into a marriage

[@demonkingsparda]

To be fair he created a very obvious loophole, and she exploited it

[@monsieurnaggert3134]

SPEECH 100

[@Chaotic_one]

Speech, level 100

[@ALJ9000]

The technical term is “negotiated”

[@UBvtuber]

That's the shrewd business woman side of her lmao

[@nightcorewolfjay178]

Bro, this man has maxed out his luck stat. Beautiful young girlfriend, who literally pays him to be married to her and be a housewife husband. Man I salute your amazing luck and I want to know how to be this lucky.

[@not_herobrine3752]

househusband

[@f.b.i4437]

He's sleeping with his boss

[@1phantomedge]

well its hard to get promotion without doing anything..

[@monkeybiz4479]

He needs to get his promotion

[@Stiefmutter4-7]

Well yes but no

[@gentle6400]

F.B.I unprofessional

[@Kris.krisis]

she wanted to

[@gslayer69]

- Cute - Rich - Good Personal - Loyal Damn this is just like a Dream for men.

[@vivianadjei5620]

There you are

[@liamkurtyhnigov4064]

Not like but IT IS

[@chaosagent_0106]

Just take out the rich and you're golden! Heck most just want the loyal and cute!

[@akutenshi6946]

That’s a dream for any human tbh

[@dimdimbramantyo7666]

Its the perfect mate for any sane homo sapiens

[@leoflorida95]

After my girlfriend got a well paid job she immediately dumped me, all these 3 years of relationship she was using me as a wallet

[@dennymanarus9742]

F dude

[@harumodoki50]

damn

[@johnwilliamson4368]

Oof

[@vitaliitomas8121]

So, where did you say she lives?

[@speedwagonfoundation9693]

Oof

[@EnLaMatrix1]

Salaryman: So what's the job? Rich Waifu: **drops towel** I am the job

[@olafgurke4699]

Salaryman: I can do that.

[@pkphantom]

Salaryman: *To a long business relationship.*

[@nix294]

Rich waifu: now, start your job and do me

[@Korbanazuyo]

Salaryman: No sorry I have a girlfriend

[@kosmicpotassium1922]

@@nix294 DO YOUR JOB!!!

[@margherita3759]

She wanted her boyfriend to work for her because she noticed how mentally taxing his actual job was on him. I think that is very heartwarming.

[@Ellie-bj2uw]

Um no???

[@smogblazer4509]

Ellie yes?????????

[@jackreid2664]

His obsession with work was kinda sad. She could easily cover his cost of living yet he just *needed* to work. Even having a family needed to looked at through the lens of work.

[@parthasarathisahoo5410]

But still, it seem pretty impossible to happen in real life 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ramza812]

partly yes bot mostly cause she cant cook shit

[@davidsdomainforgamers7347]

I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown

[@NamelessKnightt]

That'll be the biggest bruh moment in history

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

Me too, Krillin. Me too...

[@remuvs]

I like how this sounds.

[@8-bitoctane101]

Unfortunately not all people have the best of luck

[@someguyTM]

humor based on my pain, i love it

[@YourLocalAirConditioner]

This woman took "I am gonna end this man's whole career" to a whole another level

[@BarQ__]

kaeya te nandayo

[@YourLocalAirConditioner]

@@BarQ__ noice

[@thattrickytrickster612]

Jokes and memes aside, I find this extremely wholesome. The girl must’ve really loved him and the guy must be a really hardworking, successful person in his own right.

[@ShizukaPrince]

I mean, he can be a professional chef and house wife on his own.

[@Furukawaii]

@@ShizukaPrince He is a strong independent WO-man

[@ivankaizer5388]

@@Furukawaii Wo-man (Working man)

[@chickeenbreast]

@@ivankaizer5388 nice

[@foryossimodicarbonio9703]

MAYBE, but now think about it. His house belongs to her, his money belongs to her, his job belongs to her. HE HAS NOTHING. She has all the power and all the control. If she wants to cheat on him, she can, if she wants to kick him out of the house, she can, if she wants him to never see her child ever again, SHE CAN. She can do literally everything she wants and he can't say anything. He is just a dog, a slave in love with his master.

[@alexa.9923]

Friend: Don't you guys ever fight? Him: I don't argue with my employers. Friend: Wow, you see your marriage as a job?? That's so bad... Him: Nono, marriage was a prerequisite. My job is to cook, clean, accompany her, and love her for the rest of eternity. Friend:... Dude, you should see marriage counselors, I don't think your in a good spot. Him: What are you talking about, I just got a promotion! Who knew working as a father had such benefits?

[@erlbencabuhat9803]

I see that the guy in the maga strip sees his marriage life as a job with his wife being his employer.

[@MrSaunamies95]

This is wholesome

[@lanz6969]

I would like to give a like... But it already has 777 likes.

[@nathancarver7179]

honestly, seems like the deal of a lifetime to me. Idc if it's supposedly bad, I'd be getting paid large sums for basic chores.

[@Eza_yuta]

@@nathancarver7179 Lol. You don't have males self esteem. Your friends will start to bully you if you choose that life. It's like you can't make your own fortune and be depended by your female's money.

[@niclaswa5408]

“Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made 5 times your salary?” Me: “I get a wife, more money AND don’t need to leave the house?!” Upgrades people, upgrades

[@ishigamiyu9404]

Too bad reality isn't like this. We just stay home.

[@geigar8360]

S T O N K S

[@cinna.meo.n]

Covid Infection Rate drops to 0%

[@ishigamiyu9404]

@@cinna.meo.n HELTH

[@xXrebuXx]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@sirpuffball6366]

"No I want to toil" is honestly the greatest line ever

[@jasontodd8028]

Easy way to get a husband. Just hire one Edit: sweet lord so many likes

[@masonraygor8506]

Lol

[@bluestreaksthehedgehog.]

Jason Todd XD

[@hoseadavit3422]

Actually you can rent one in Japan (no joke) if you like you can even rent a father (most popular), a son, or even a daughter

[@h1n14lifegaming]

@@hoseadavit3422 what I. The actual fuck. U kidding me. Seriously?

[@politicsfordummies3265]

Well better get rid the concept of Eros love. Because that's bullshit now.

[@casualnobody8557]

Dude: I need to workandworkandworkandworkandworkandwork-... Girlfriend: How about working for me for the rest of your life? Dude: *Sharp Inhale*... _Explain In Detail_

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

the Girl and the Dude: STONKS

[@cynosimp1191]

@@ManusiaKagakRusuh are you like malaysian or indonesian?

[@noblej7897]

Can I gender swap this and not get called sexist?

[@Dratspider]

noblej 7 most likely not

[@phillt.coiler8769]

@@noblej7897 no because it sounds like a prostitution offer

[@irandomtp]

When Kazuma is reincarnated back into Tokyo with his maxed out luck:

[@Lucas-rz3vl]

Kazuma wouldn't be as nice and cool as this guy. Love him but he is quite an asshole!

[@crazybrickstudios7482]

@Lucas you speed the truth. Even with maxed out luck he’d still be a NEET and probably be lucky with video games and somehow living rent free in his apartment, but he probably wouldn’t get a girl since he doesn’t go outside

[@vitoraugusto9596]

@@crazybrickstudios7482 yeah, but if he kept a huge luck, he could make the impossible... find a girl on a online game. I can imagine he founding a girl on a game, but he as a experienced gamer, knows that 99.9% of players are dudes, so he just pretend that he believe her, but he thinks it is just a dude faking. And a scene were he found out the truth would be hilarious lol

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodCityzen]

@@Lucas-rz3vl Kazuma would be cooler.

[@meltup3668]

Are you guys referencing the Yakuza games?

[@Silent_Knife]

"SNAP BACK TO REALITY" - Tzu (The Art of War)

[@hemakarthik6204]

More like Eminem (The art of mom's spaghetti)

[@iloveaquariums4776]

This comment made me realize that I'm basically screwed for life. Damn, as I'm typing this, I realize I'm very much attracted to dominant women.

[@yogabakularak]

Of course not, that would make me even worse

[@felipeluna9597]

@@iloveaquariums4776 huh bro what's wrong with dominant women? I assume that your statement implies you are screwed for life because you are attracted to dominant women, and I assume you are screwed for life because you can't get a dominant woman, or that being attracted to dominant women is somehow life screwing?......am I gonna get whooshed? I dunno man I just wanted to check what your statement meant

[@wettowel1948]

Mom why did dad leave? Oh he’s been saving his days off

[@nytro8753]

This can be taken two ways.

[@markgabrielgutierrez5197]

Bruuuuhhhhh

[@phantommaster7965]

So he went to buy milk

[@reshzy3807]

@@phantommaster7965 bad end

[@dranoelarios4788]

ReshzY oof bad end indeed

[@istankpopsoicanhaveamotive6278]

Basically everyguy right now: God I wish that were me.

[@bigwang7962]

true

[@imixupwords5340]

Nah

[@eta_carithebrightlord3396]

Not me

[@eliteayanokoji8637]

Nah

[@jenneraccioly690]

I wish that was me

[@FrogBalls101]

Title: "makes 5× your income." 0×5=0 So that's a lie.

[@KingofFray]

Those bastard lie to me

[@NamelessKnightt]

We got played like a violin

[@i.jackson1379]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5DCgoWNndOgatk

[@happyjohn354]

@@i.jackson1379 kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@i.jackson1379]

@@happyjohn354 Heck you

[@barrybbenson224]

*during baby making time* Dude: Alright that'll be 50k bucks.

[@meljunmercado220]

yeah

[@maxgoldstein6309]

Legend says this proposal was so smooth he's still not completely convinced he's married. Edit: Mom... MOOOOOMM!! I'M FAMOUS!

[@incognitomode940]

You thought it would say first comment... But it was me Dio!

[@maxgoldstein6309]

@@incognitomode940 Fair enough, but personally I always assume Dio, just to be safe..

[@AbsoluteZero8458]

Bruh I'm dead

[@nathanginnis9350]

Hahahaha

[@crimsonclaw6337]

@@maxgoldstein6309 your mom walks into your room. you: dio? oh hi mom

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

Great. Now you’ve given me a sugar mommy fantasy. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

[@yanderegirl1644]

Mr. Kitty Saves The World Hilarious

[@nyirobiojulu3743]

Mr. Kitty Saves The World Lmao 😂

[@animosity-goodwill7218]

Actually this comment made me think about it I hope you're proud of yourself.

[@emparin9159]

@@animosity-goodwill7218 this respond to a comment made me think about it i hope you are happy with yourself

[@ayouxy]

So that's what a sugar mommy is...I'm into the idea

[@riegen.]

Eternal Employment? *That's like slavery but in a good way*

[@tipmanor3489]

Yes but actually...Yes

[@sagitta98]

At least he got paid

[@frozenheartedgiant8330]

That sounds like Slavery with extra steps.

[@AsperGoat]

It's not slavery if it is voluntary

[@noahi.1381]

Back then we called it servitude...

[@muhazreen]

When she said "i will do the tax" My poor math brain immediately urge me to accept the offer

[@kelangreene801]

I aint saying he a golddigger But he messin with no broke woman

[@CJojo_13_]

Lol, that Kanye West reference.

[@hollow6189]

Ayyyy

[@shinigami9851]

You have a point since the man is literally wanting pull his weight and actually likes her since she’s willing to let him work for her even though he was tricked into marrying her and had a kid who he is happy to work for... That man just screams Workaholic

[@chimp1561]

@@shinigami9851 WORK I NEED IT

[@TheZeroDav]

shes sick rich

[@sirhcqynn9434]

Everybody talking about the kid eating with mom but ain’t nobody talking about the kid strapped to dad’s back

[@ordinaryaverageguy76]

So, they got two.... :-)

[@winglessdraco4865]

i didn't even notice

[@trashman6294]

O my god your right

[@neverstopfighting5211]

I didn't even notice either

[@lengyang9278]

It's baby John Cena

[@rayanderson5797]

Conversation that happened at work once: Coworker: Does it bother you that your wife makes more money than you? Me: Why the hell would that bother me? When we have kids, I'm just gonna quit.

[@BknMoonStudios]

That's actually a solid argument. The one who makes the least money takes care of the kids. Seems fair.

[@bigbiggie3642]

Well i hate to be powerless man.. And in our society money means power.. I prefer to have my own money.

[@laumondsenior1625]

Seems legit I mean your wife is a billionaire and you're doing great labour (toiling) to pay rent......bruh I would quit too honestly

[@blackpowderkun]

@@bigbiggie3642 look at this way the man would have power over the kids.

[@TROLLNATION.]

@@blackpowderkun and have the love and support of the kids because he is the one that grow them up

[@sevkips]

[The Way of the Househusband] ~ on Netflix right now ~

[@prototypemaster1]

**Processing** Did she........Did She just hire him to marry her? **Applause**

[@veridiumundaunted7978]

Atleast it worked out

[@bluebeka2458]

Well the ending was so cute too! 😊

[@anduro7448]

Both

[@SrQuack-js6sn]

*Outstanding move*

[@viperx27]

Maybe not at first but... eventually? 🤷‍♂️

[@phillipmele8533]

Alternative title: Girlfriend finds a way to help her bf live healthy in spite of him being brainwashed into work culture.

[@walalabengbeng9071]

other Alt Title: That time i got tricked into having se-

[@muslih2964]

The alter of the alternate title : E T E R N A L E M P L O Y M E N T

[@LeBornMajes]

alternate title: my dad in a nutshell im not joking my dad is a tryhard, but he doesn't get the sallary from my mom obviously

[@celery8059]

Get rickroll'd Dipshit me too lol, my moms the breadwinner (it’s pretty common tbh)

[@user-wb2zm5nn5z]

@@walalabengbeng9071 h m m m

[@raketenjagdpanzer2335]

Imagine staying 12 years in school only to have that happen to you

[@wolfscareglow2425]

I was never good at school

[@pantsy9564]

Worth it!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@sandizmeme7399]

Every girl in india

[@websniffer1466]

Too bad I'm ugly af

[@raketenjagdpanzer2335]

@@websniffer1466 Better ugly than fat

[@bigrubberfist2945]

"What if you got eternal employment to me?" Neuron Activated explain in detail.

[@pouse4]

Wife "We need more employees." Husband starts to sweat as he pictures a household of guys. Wife "Oh don't worry, I was thinking we make our own. You don't mind having to training them though?" Husband rips off his cloths "When can we start!"

[@gethandles1403]

Lol

[@doeheart7118]

XD

[@DXMEDALS]

lmao

[@Matt-em3sl]

OMG YOU JUST MADE MY DAY!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@OogaBooga289]

Ara ara husband-kun

[@mexicoduck8109]

Manga artist: just writes happy end at the last page Me: He is the messiah

[@aidanarmaggeddon]

NTR: You're safe, for NOW

[@rubenc4696]

@@aidanarmaggeddon F YOU YOU'RE NEVER GET US ALIVE

[@legendaryhacker4030]

@@aidanarmaggeddon oh hell nooo

[@hellatze]

He play on your fantasy

[@incognitomode940]

Praise the sun

[@elonhusk5203]

The relationship im looking forward to

[@yoda2897]

* MISSON PASSED RESPECT + *

[@bread0812]

*heil Elon*

[@mmrkrabs4808]

Ya boi elen was here

[@danielrueda5776]

I understand brother, but I’m bad at cooking so a must learn and improve for my good eding

[@evangelos4346]

Elin ya got some good ideas

[@master0fthearts894]

The funny part is that all she had to do was word “stay at home” to “everlasting employment of house chores” for him to agree to it. 😂

[@psyxypher3881]

Being supported by your wife? Absolutely not. Being paid to support your wife? Works for me.

[@yobrethren]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

We are stubborn like that

[@crisrose9707]

no. works for her...

[@princecharming8125]

I would accept being supported by the wife

[@PremonitionGamingVid]

Thats sexist and bigoted.

[@admiral_Bard]

Thought this was gonna be a slow burn but went from zero to flame thrower real quick

[@heidai_The_Toad_Sage]

“I will even take care of taxes” IRS: there’s something wrong, I can feel it

[@tipmanor3489]

I mean...I bet they are joint taxed on that W-2 XD

[@acrazysheepdog1555]

There’s a disturbance in the Force...

[@sussysus9768]

Yes

[@mc.builder8267]

IRS: i feel a disturbance in my bottom line.

[@loonloon6860]

Ntr would like to know your location

[@deputyhobbs9683]

if this were to happen to me, you can bet that there wouldn't be a single speck of dust anywhere in the entire house.

[@skeyedrake5929]

Imagine Bill Gates finding a girlfriend that makes 5x his annual income

[@stormaurora3027]

Brewdle Toaster $_¥

[@julianpichardo5045]

Wouldn’t that crash the economy with that wealth?

[@_null9512]

Bill Gates: I sense a great disturbance in the force...

[@nathanlaughlin5380]

@@julianpichardo5045 no, 55 Cancei e, aka the planet MADE of diamonds. THAT would do it.

[@PhoenixBlazer39]

@@nathanlaughlin5380 That planet would be worthless.

[@jqyhlmnp]

The perfect woman doesn’t exis- Oh wait, this is manga, the perfect woman doesn’t exist

[@StateOfTheMind11225]

i really wonder the women perspective of this

[@zylowolf7919]

=_= my quest continues

[@deltaxcd]

@@StateOfTheMind11225 Sheis a traitor of all female kind!

[@DoppEff]

Lol

[@jqyhlmnp]

StateoftheMind probably the same perspective as a man who decides to financially support a woman in a relationship

[@asherclay5870]

Honestly, my wife makes more than me, so I've happily taken the stay at home husband life. With a part time job to fuel my gaming hobby.

[@wolfscareglow2425]

Is it posible to learn this kind of power

[@matthewbibby8921]

@@wolfscareglow2425 "Not from an incel..."

[@wolfscareglow2425]

@@matthewbibby8921 you ment for an

[@roberteospeedwagon44]

Same here, she legit makes 6 times my annual salary

[@asherclay5870]

@@roberteospeedwagon44 it's actually nice being the home maker, comes with it's own set of stress, but no more super late nights at the office, and no more rude coworkers.

[@joshuahumphries7743]

Home girl straight up proposed to him in the most formal business way possible and honestly I’m impressed

[@danhara]

Morality: you can't buy happiness This manga strip: observe...

[@Vandarte_translator]

That Larry meme is always funny. xD

[@darknessvamp]

Oh hey they got the Happy End... *Sweats uncomfortably as VN logic dictates a Bad End exists*

[@dumpsockpuppet5619]

Probably the "Stay a forever alone workaholic for the rest of your life" ending

[@sophia2664]

Well it's true

[@pressftolaugh6813]

Bad Ending contains NTR.

[@blankblank1661]

Deserve Not Desire Its word girl!, (I’m sorry)

[@ayouxy]

It's only a good ending when the main character, the heroine or both break in tears and overcome whatever psychological problem they had

[@kyokokirigiri9010]

Girlfriend: I'll give you a 1000$ tip if you give me a child: Him:........

[@trashman6294]

I’d be a BONus not a tip

[@walalabengbeng9071]

how are you alive

[@cinna.meo.n]

Make it *$2000*

[@LeBornMajes]

That's a steal

[@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb]

"Mukuro Ikusaba. The sixteenth student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her."

[@lazygizmo]

These 2 people are polar opposite. Rich easy going gf and workaholic bf. The kids will enjoy a rich lifestyle while the father teaches the kids to work hard and valuable skills.

[@latt.qcd9221]

A monster girl harem from another world falling on your lap through an inter-dimensional portal and confessing their undying love for you is more believable than this scenario.

[@ragingsalamanderstudios7278]

Tonikawa... it's an anime that isn't exactly like this manga...but it's just as unbelievable...

[@Leon-uu4wk]

Understandable

[@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135]

@@ragingsalamanderstudios7278 Monster Musume?

[@Ekafeman]

SUGAR MOMMY

[@TheDiggity42]

You just described helltaker.

[@bdhjzbcdhz971]

Why can’t women be this straight forward on want they want

[@CircaSriYak]

Because god didn't want us to go soft

[@paranoiaproductions1221]

@@CircaSriYak *laughs in modern feminism*

[@kylelacey1212]

because they'd be men lmao gottem

[@alinaelenamoroianu6657]

Explain to me why guys are going yes then no, but then yes and then again no. Then I might answer.

[@paranoiaproductions1221]

@@alinaelenamoroianu6657 excuse me wtf?

[@voivodadracula1936]

I don't have a problem as long as Sugar Mommy really loves me

[@xX_DNKMM_Xx]

Voivoda Dracula no comments, everyone agrees

[@crusaderzeke4068]

@@xX_DNKMM_Xx but you commented

[@PowerSkiff12]

@@crusaderzeke4068 I S A I D E V E R Y O N E A G R E ES

[@crusaderzeke4068]

@@PowerSkiff12 you commented as well

[@PowerSkiff12]

@@crusaderzeke4068 D I D I S T U T T E R ?

[@Raven-zz4zt]

*takes deep breath* *"EXPLAIN IN DETAIL"* that part get's me everytime

[@kutkuknight]

Unrealisticaly perfect life in manga strikes again

[@Ω3103ζ]

all we will ever know is pain and agony

[@AnimeSimp234]

@@Ω3103ζ That's edgy

[@cloroxknights8175]

Pain, agony, sadness and betrayal In the end you will find happiness. FATE

[@ADligr]

@@Ω3103ζ why do we live? Just to suffer?

[@AnimeLover-po2nu]

@@qaks4758 I think that's just from when Jotaro punched the fuck out of you.

[@KzWazoo]

Her: So how long can you keep up Him: long enough for an overtime

[@Rebellions]

Double time. Easily.

[@1phantomedge]

I need to work for my raise..

[@NoctisAeterna]

Conrad Polintan more of a promotion

[@Ugh718]

Why did I read overtime as quarantine?Like,wtf is wrong with my brain lol

[@sabian8700]

I would unironcally be willing to become a house-husband tbh

[@iamgamerfun4032]

Same

[@teo-7242]

Imagine being in the household like that. Once all the chores are done I hit the PC till I have to get dinner ready!

[@redplanetstudio7192]

If you want yeah be more open to the caring professions it worked for John Lennon it'll work for you

[@pythios8982]

Same here

[@Frostfang_Piglet]

Yea, I never go out unless its going to work.

[@eulerlane40]

Am I the only one who appreciates the highly detailed food

[@zuluactual839]

"Quit your job" If my gf says that to me, I'd be very upset for farming is what I love.

[@OrionoftheStar]

That isn't a job, it's a full-time hobby you profit off of.

[@user-wh8zu8xn9y]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@candle_eatist]

@@OrionoftheStar exactly this. If you love doing a job so much there really isn't a reason to not keep going

[@e.m.p.3394]

I'm 16. I want to be a farmer. I suppose that's what I aspire to be. But everyone says its beneath me and I shouldn't be a lazy underachiever. But I come from the stock of farmers for generations! BUT it's only two generations in my family stopped. And my grandparents on both sides farmed for their early life. I want that! Its my dream!

[@mle1872]

@@e.m.p.3394 Would you rather be a doctor gaining a larger sum of money that will never satisfy you? Or spend everyday with a skip and a smile doing what you love? You have what many people aspire, take it.

[@egeorgiades93]

Temp to Hire: Boyfriend Employee: Husband Promotion: Father

[@johndow2289]

I think you mean Promotion: D A D D Y

[@shadowangel6359]

Retirement: Grandpa

[@shadowangel6359]

@@ShizukaPrince When his kids have kids?

[@aori4273]

Reality can often be dissapointing.

[@justinebermas6267]

Always has been

[@MerzFelix]

Haha, in reality you will meet more girls who demands you to be their employer instead 😉

[@jaxisticspace4919]

That a understatement

[@king-fool]

That just describes my whole Life

[@jacobfredman9442]

"snap back to reality"

[@lorenzofalorni3961]

Honestly this is too good to even bother imagining

[@idiom2805]

She bought a husband. SHE. BOUGHT. A. HUSBAND!

[@LokiThePug]

He seems happy tho as he just quit from his job and “work” with a woman who already liked him and was willing to pay him just to be with him, they have a son and look how happy he is now, i would honestly do it too like she said Who wouldn’t do it? Im good with cleaning the house

[@idiom2805]

@@LokiThePug No, any sane person would do the same, but what I meant was, she literately bought happiness.

[@LokiThePug]

XX XX i already knew you meant that but wanted to comment anyways mate

[@dinamosflams]

@@idiom2805 she DID bought happiness *applause*

[@danieloceansmith3156]

Well I guess in order to buy happiness you need to find the right way to spin the purchase....

[@KayoZet]

Gf: “hey do you want a promotion? I can ensure all the expenses and you can keep all the perks you got these time” Bf: “a promotion?” Gf: “yeah, i have empty position for you. You will be promoted as ‘daddy’. Do we have a deal?” Bf:”Yes! We have a deal!” Gf: “let the promotion party begins.” *bedroom*

[@roylim1169]

@@kurisuchan7107 in out in out in out and innnnnnnnn all the way

[@jehezz]

@@roylim1169 hot

[@chrischow6497]

@@roylim1169 this comment physically hurted me

[@roylim1169]

@@chrischow6497 pleasurably or because you are still in the period were you shouldnt get hard and got hard

[@trashman6294]

Lol

[@WhyName]

"makes 5 times your annual income" Jokes on her, 5 times -2000 makes her substantially more broke than me.

[@CircaSriYak]

LOL

[@theonetemplar9401]

Gott'm, *cries while dabbing*

[@treachery5930]

Oh so you're in debt?

[@yukitakaoni007]

Kenrou Tachikaze she is in debt, not him.

[@bryanmartinez6600]

@@treachery5930 if your not in debt in America that makes you a Commie Spy

[@suprememaster1951]

Money solves everything, at least in this lifetime.

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

My brain: "Bro, why we watching this? The homies are playing War Thunder-" Me: *Yo shut up fool, i want to see the outcome of this comic*

[@orbitalpotato9940]

I play War Thunder!!

[@Trollanater-zu3kr]

@@orbitalpotato9940 OMG me Too!!!!!

[@pantsoffury3524]

Trollanater 5729 holy cow me 3!!

[@someguyontheinternet8282]

Me 4th i guesa

[@dragoontype00alphaz19]

Well I took brake from war thunder but I be back soon update drops till then just watching random stuff like this in my recommended

[@-b3mt723]

Her: Let’s have some “fun” Him: What is the pay?

[@bell2269]

Twice his current salary so I guess 4 times more then he was making before the "eternal employment"

[@lulialmir]

Her: *me ;)*

[@MM31-TheCatOfHatred]

Her: the “pay” is the “fun” Him: i’m in

[@adyLuna72]

Others: man i wish i was the guy Me: maaan i wish i was the girl, carefree , rich and able to pay your own husband to take care of everything 👌

[@magic_cfw]

Deep down, we all just want someone to be happy with.

[@Saipan2297]

-CFW. Magic- I have, it’s my teddy bear

[@gjlancearreza6063]

Well y'all girls tryna find pretty faces while iam stuck here eye bugged not smoth skin and unattractive fellow who just watch anime or read manga for hours each day tryna think if I have hope or something

[@TruffleSeeker54]

@@gjlancearreza6063 Of course you have hope. When the coronavirus lockdowns end, you should try to join an anime club or go to a convention to meet new people. Dress well to make a good impression, and try to find topics you have in common that you can talk about. Make some friends, and maybe find a partner. You could start now with trying to meet people who share the same interest as you online. Maybe not a dating website, but a site just for meeting people and making friends. I think it would be easier to build a bond with someone and get to know them as a friend before you move onto dating. You could also play a game like VRchat or an MMO.

[@TruffleSeeker54]

@@soundwavesuperior6761 I never said it would be easy, I just think it would be simpler to find a girlfriend that he shares a common interest with if he plays a game or go to an anime convention. All the people there would either enjoy games or anime, so it rules out people that he has no common interest with. I just don't believe that it's hopeless for someone to find a girlfriend. There are people that look disfigured from burns or diseases and they still manage to get married, so I believe that anybody can find someone if they try hard enough.

[@jukesdtj656]

Some might call this buying a man with money. I would call this a kind girl well off in the world recognizing that someone she clearly loves is working themselves to death and taking the exact right approach so that they will willingly give up the soul crushing and mind warping job that they have themselves stuck in.

[@Mushroom_Man]

Obligatory “when are yo gunna voice flat out hentai” comment

[@ryuukoi9678]

What is wrong with you? They do voice overs so say "Hentai Voice Overs"

[@synckar6380]

@@ryuukoi9678 Do you mean doujin voice overs?

[@mikeokhsmell2796]

Does he even realize he's married now?!

[@blueram3063]

It was part of the job contract...I wonder how much he cost....

[@IrishKatana]

I think it might have occurred to him when he found out that he was going to be a dad

[@nix294]

They already have kids . So , I think he realized about it already . Besides , he looks really lively and happy now .

[@guypointinghishead5468]

No comrade..WE are married now.

[@Dominik189]

The real question is does it matter if he realizes or not?

[@trumpsupportsanime6664]

Me : oh I'm good at cooking now I just need to find a rich and hot waifu who will except me Reality:we don't do that here

[@monsieurnaggert3134]

You:*Does it anyway* Reality: Wait, that's illegal!

[@generalwhopper3536]

Sorry for being a grammar nazi but you're using the wrong "except" its supposed to be this "accept"

[@crescenciojohnmichaelp.8008]

Exactly right hahahahaha

[@ticktockbam]

@@monsieurnaggert3134 Reality: *slaps you in the face* "This ain't it, chief."

[@swat7542]

David Contes sorry for being a grammar nazi but you used the wrong you’re

[@thatverseguy]

This is the dream we will all reach. Stay strong my guys.

[@gogetablue7905]

in the bedroom at Friday night Girl: AH~ Yes! do me more. 3 minutes later: Girl: Unfortunately its already 12:00am so its Saturday your job of you pleasuring me is over I need a break geez Boy: OVERTIME IS MY MIDDLE NAME

[@canwereachsubwithoutanyv-yd1fs]

Weird flex but ok

[@balloon3503]

3 minutes and already tired. ok.

[@h3rpad3rpacifilis]

@@balloon3503 shhhh, i dont think he knows. Let that be a surprise.

[@zodiaczap3285]

Comedy good

[@deadsoldiertr]

*Professionals have standards*

[@Mr.Ducksnickers]

5 x 0 = 0 jokes on u

[@stormystudios9804]

*Harvard wants to know your location*

[@wanderlust1282]

I’ll get you next time Mr. Ducksnickers.... next time...

[@asadartist8590]

BURN :)

[@fan-banana2174]

-528746382847478383737 x 5 = a whole lotta negative 12-dollar bills.

[@VinnyNoir]

Oh god, I remember your profile pic on reddit

[@joyfuldude4538]

0:15 While I appreciate the thought, I must reject this idea. I don’t wanna be lazy ever again Edit: I REJECT MY EARLIER THOUGHT HOLY HECK

[@subarashioppai8252]

and I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO

[@fajrifalahmenggokil9194]

Sometimes it takes a real man to be the best House wife

[@wanderlust1282]

This legit sounds like it could be an anime.

[@phelps6205]

Anything could be an anime nowadays.

[@disparuetderetour5230]

Why didn't anyone think about this before ?

[@linnen_elm]

Is Shirou Emiya or probably just Souma

[@KajiTetsushi]

_Osake wa Fūfu ni Natte kara_ : not quite like this oneshot but it's close enough for you to get 2nd hand diabetes

[@joelortiz3084]

@@KajiTetsushi *HUZZAH, A MAN OF QUALITY*

[@ricardomunoz8988]

You got me at "and take care of the taxes too.”

[@Papa_Waffles]

The man's work ethic is enthusiastically beautiful, he's my hero. Rich wife? Nah, I want to suffer in my work to feel like I'm ACTUALLY to something. Though that gave him an offer I wouldn't refuse either

[@Nersius]

I mean, he is taking care of their kid and it isn't like you need a job to do good meaningful work, you can volunteer for charities or on different projects.

[@ethanrajczak3041]

Nersius a lot of guys (myself included) usually want a proper paying job outside of hobbies to feel important and like we are doing something. I wouldn’t pass up on the gf’s offer though.

[@irdakilam3993]

I like the fact nobody realized this: He is wearing a baby carrier. They have TWO kids.

[@shonaphakee776]

Damn, two?! They were busy!

[@thatlittlecrab8842]

Imagine having a girlfriend: Super cute, can pay you double your salary if you clean the house and shop. Fair weekeneds and be your wife. Now that I type it down, that’s wierd.

[@monsieurnaggert3134]

World's weird anyway.

[@Liberaaiytb]

Sugar mom

[@adenseawright35]

Ascendent_Crab you had me at *imagine you had a girlfriend*

[@ilo3456]

@@soundwavesuperior6761 Exactly, and it is not like she would keep you from doing things you want to do, so at the end of the day I see it as a win in every way, you are with a beautiful woman, who loves you, pampers you and looks after you financially, what else could a man want?

[@CrafterboeyMiner]

@@ilo3456 the forbidden noodles