Girls AND Moms Are Watching | Castle Super Beast Clips

[@cB-sr9kd]

I guess it's good that this ended up being Pat's neighbors asking him about floor pie and not Woolie's neighbors asking him if he killed a man.

[@gameb9oy]

Woolie’s memes seem so much worse out of context

[@yukiminsan]

@@gameb9oy especially the cheesecake

[@pandasaremellow787]

@@yukiminsan what is this lore

[@longjonston]

@@pandasaremellow787tread carefully

[@gmanisawsome1]

@@yukiminsan In short as well as being wrong on purpose, Woolie steals expired cheesecake pie from a non existent window sill while on a road trip to buy RockBand before it releases in Canada and becomes horribly ill, and then later a joke gets made on the old channel that becomes very old very quickly.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

As soon as he said "We'll bring more floor pie." I just imagined every single hitmarker, critical hit sound, and funny death noise being inflicted on Pat at once, followed immediately by "Dazed! Reeling! About to break!"

[@TheRogueWolf]

"DESTROYED"

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

Composure check: critical fail

[@majinosamabinladen2036]

Time for somebody to make another dd edit

[@SonplaysMinEcraft]

TIME FOR A CHAIN ATTACK

[@SpectralSlugger]

and like 100 layered vine booms

[@Reyvierno]

You know, if I found out my neighbor or cousin was on a podcast with the title "Full Throated Hard R Deep Nut Wheelchair Miracle: Piss Bottle Dominance" I'd get a lil curious too.

[@TheSonDow]

Why is Piss Bottle Dominance so goddamn funny😆😆😆

[@_Jay_Maker_]

You just can't get enough knowing that your neighbor was once on an episode of "Miracle Girls Festival: Let Me Bury Your Child: Stop Me From Bearing Your Child," and the evergreen, "That's Not a Baby, That's a Pile of Syringes." If Word Crimes were a thing, the Podcast titles alone would put these men in the clink for life. lmao

[@LieseFury]

@@_Jay_Maker_ "The May 1918 Dabbings" was probably the worst one

[@moyluna1589]

Hi Pat's neighbors!

[@thelastmelon6875]

They found the floor pie. They'll never find the ceiling pie.. but they are near the wall pie. The days are ever stressful

[@RippahRooJizah]

There is no wall pie, that is where the chicken is

[@SamuraiMensch]

Don’t forget about the Ceiling Fan Pasta

[@RarestShadow]

We have underestimated their tenacity. We should consider relocating the closet chocolate while there's still time

[@thelastmelon6875]

@@RippahRooJizah "You know too much"

[@DrErikNefarious]

Pat never suspected he would ever encounter people who knew him from the internet. He was wrong. This was his parents hearing about his views on Ariel all over again.

[@cybergeek11235]

I need context

[@E_The_Animator]

@cybergeek11235 OOOOOOOLD story from the old podcast where Pat went off on Ariel from the Little Mermaid. (I think they were ranking Disney princesses or something, but anyway.) We tune in the next week, or maybe the following, to hear from Pat about his dad turning to him, and this is from memory, asking: "So? The Little Mermaid just wants some dick, huh?"

[@zanesy6250]

@@cybergeek11235 in a past podcast pat talked about Ariel wanting the dick and his parents found out. Long story short, his mom did not approve.

[@just_matt214]

@@cybergeek11235 Reverse mermaids being better than normal mermaids.

[@XxnamcoxcapcomxX]

@@cybergeek11235 on the old podcast pat went on a rant about Ariel being one of the worst Disney princess because she just want dick, his parents happened to listen to that episode and asked pat how he could say that about his sister's favorite Disney princess.

[@RicochetForce]

Pat and Woolie were hit with the full realization they are 100% public figures and it WILL get back to family, friends, and neighbors in time. The best wrinkle here is what Woolie says, it's the stealth observation because you don't know WHO is just sitting here, absorbing it all, and informing the clan.

[@wakimaki1336]

You never know who has a loaded gun at the ready. Any moment now a friend or family member could just say "Hey so how about [REDACTED]" and empty that clip into you.

[@joekewl7539]

"The neighbors know about the floor pie" has the same ruinous energy as "mom found the pee drawer"

[@dnd402]

has the same energy as WH A T !!!!!!!??!?

[@8BitDifferent]

The clip of Pat showing Paige the text was so good. They were HOWLING

[@Aeonknight87]

Which stream was it from?

[@8BitDifferent]

@@Aeonknight87 not sure but here’s a timestamped link kzbin.info/www/bejne/lX-tnZZud7l1mJYm7s

[@gameb9oy]

@@Aeonknight87 Paige did a react stream full of mostly cooking stuff. kzbin.info/www/bejne/lX-tnZZud7l1mJY this is just of the moment floorpie was exposed, but this guy has archived all pat and Paige’s react streams as they understandably don’t want to post them as those videos are bound to get copyright strikes at some point. Paige’s full stream is up there as well

[@inktoxicant]

"We have to move!" *"We have to kill ourselves!!!"*

[@Kaarl_Mills]

@@Aeonknight87 here it is kzbin.info/www/bejne/lX-tnZZud7l1mJY

[@Shadest]

You can just FEEL the invisible stress bar hit 100

[@Serahpin]

Holy crap, I never considered the possibility of living next to a streamer.

[@yukiminsan]

how about living *with* one and not knowing for months

[@Serahpin]

@@yukiminsan How is that even possible?

[@yukiminsan]

@@Serahpin opposite sleep schedules, not leaving your room much, barely talking to each other, etc.

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

That's because streamers aren't real. They live in the tony box of my phone.

[@ceresbane]

I do... they yell alot and they are nowhere near as funny as Pat Paige or Woolie. They just scream and make dumb fart jokes and get salty for being bad. I think I'm living next to UK darksydephil.

[@The-toast]

"Oh no! The consequences of my actions!"

[@Americanbadashh]

Woolie stares into face cam, as he actively takes damage from his face cam.

[@moyluna1589]

11:40 PHEW, bad timing on that stutter.

[@cybergeek11235]

oh no

[@TheSonDow]

I didn't hear it the first 2 times but 3 time round BOI did I hear it

[@jacobl4699]

😬

[@zheldor651]

Wait, what was that meant to be before the stutter? All I'm hearing are solutions with a serious degree of finality

[@zigmus00A]

Woolie *really* wants his race war

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Number 15: the floor pie The last thing you want when you get new neighbors is someone's floor pie crumbs. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

[@blackdragon227]

I think it's sweet that Pat has such a good connection with his family~

[@MLGHazrad]

I love that Woolie pulled a Dio of leaving a plotmine for anyone to step into which Pat and Paige did. If you want their full reactions, look to Ballswagpro pat and Paige floor pie scandal.

[@TrojanGamer10]

2:30 Pat looks like he's having Nam flashbacks when he finished that sentence

[@Chichon96]

Floor pie trilogy is now complete.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

Theme song for Woolie's reaction at 4:59 would be "Stress" by Justice. If you don't listen to it long because it's repetitive, give it at least two minutes. Trust me.

[@visoreyes6393]

Imagine you're making a move on someone you like and you get a text from your parents that says "Get in there!"

[@_Jay_Maker_]

I'm just imagining both Woolie and Pat taking DoT's as they endure people bringing up some of their cringiest content. Paige's Mom watching Pat's streams is legitimately wholesome and I'm so glad he's married into a great family.

[@RarestShadow]

*! FLOOR PIE FOUND !*

[@starwars90001]

Pat and woolie forgot the most internet rule, don't say personal or stupid shit on the web people you know can or will learn about it.

[@UrsusDerpus]

They used to pretend to be American

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

@@UrsusDerpus that was matt

[@alephnole7009]

When Pat saw that text he turned into the Walter White falling over Gif.

[@Gep_05]

WOOLIE WHAT THE FUCK!?!? (11:40)

[@Soulless261]

11:40 "Gas the jews a littlebit" -Woolsworth Madden 2022

[@Memanruler]

Pat discovers a new super power West Coasters have compared to East Coasters Media Literacy

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

maybe in Canadialand.

[@music79075]

Pat seems to be a real life PC version of Archie Bunker.

[@cybergeek11235]

nah, Pat isn't a racist sexist homophobe

[@music79075]

@@cybergeek11235 hence the "PC version" Did you just skim my 12 word message and jump at the perceived opportunity to feel self righteous?

[@In-The-Zone]

They both are, Pat has the bumbling side, Woolie has the race side

[@seablade214]

that's kinda super wholesome to have nice neighbors who think your job is funny

[@ODST_Parker]

I'm very glad to say I have no online presence which will EVER be found by family or friends. My online friends are a different story, but that's also contained within itself. There's such a gap between generations at this point that explaining anything we do on the internet would require hours, and I'm not about to get stuck in that shit.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Let this be a lesson. Don't you dare eat a pie before Woolie has a chance to steal it, or he will find a way to publicly humiliate you as payback.

[@liwyngradius]

11:40 gas the what now, Woolie?? 😂😂😂😂💀

[@TELECHUBBIE]

Remember the time Pat's parents heard what he thought about the Little Mermaid?

[@RicochetForce]

That revelation that they knew about his wild Ariel take is NUTS.

[@Roronoa2zoro]

"So! Ariel just wanted some dick, huh?"

[@darrianweathington1923]

I think the Madden town storyline is the greatest thing ever.

[@davidspackagelp]

I recall Paige saying her mom adores Pat. The idea that she regularly watches his streams is adorable. And big points to Pat's neighbor. Not "hey, uh, we saw your stream", just straight into a killing blow with "we'll bring more floor pie." Pat: UWAAAH uwaaah uwaaah...

[@joebin3106]

*THE FLOOR PIE* *THE FLOOR PIE IS REAL*

[@managarn8038]

"gas the je.... juice a bit." Nice catch woolie XD.

[@trashman1605]

If you're reading this mr neighbor, we all love you and your sexy jawline

[@Dannyboi115]

The neighbors don’t even live there. This is Woolie getting back at pat for putting pop figures in his house. He’s made a fake family who knows all the secrets

[@SAM-2772]

I miss watching pat and woolie playing souls games together I still have their playthroughs saved on my playlists

[@Kinzokugia]

This is good, Pat ripped that band-aid off REAL quick.

[@Maphisto86]

They both got the Boomer Bump. Congratulations Woolie and Pat!

[@Angel_Flash]

11:40 WHOOPS

[@MuffinHunterX]

I feel like I'd be in the opposite position if I were a content creator. My closest relatives have zero censor while I'm more reserved. I remember trying to sit at the kitchen table eating a sandwich and my mom and aunt were just casually discussing my cousin's uterine surgery as if her privacy and my comfort meant nothing.

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Not gonna lie, when the title said "moms are watching" I first though "oh god, which one of them did it?"

[@RadJordy]

That Moment When Your Mom Respects The Absolute Terror Field was almost a really good podcast title. Probably not shocking enough, but eh.

[@Great_Getter]

"Then were both screaming" So Pat and Paige turned into foxes?

[@sammaelazrael6309]

Anybody got the link to that Paige stream?

[@xaviorc722]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lX-tnZZud7l1mJY it was a react stream but here is the highlight of the incident

[@kaizerdeath12]

The algorithm and advertisers peeking in every aspect of your life: *I sleep* Your neighbor knowing your little, harmless quirks: *DEFCON FUCKIN 1!!! WE WILL BE GETTING RID OF OUR IDENTITIES AND GOING OFF THE GRID*

[@oleub23]

related topic, is reggie's mom still unaware of what he does for a living?

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Hi Page's Mom

[@HDmexsComboCon]

Swingers Arc foreshadowing

[@Biodeamon]

new episode of black mirror just dropped

[@JorgenVonStein]

King of the mind goblins installed.

[@lastgengamers1137]

I have no floor pie and i must scream

[@kholdkhaos64ray11]

Hey Woolie! It's the guy from inside your walls! I've been secretly watching you for a while now and since you asked, I thought I'd let you know who I am. Hope you have a good sleep tonight :)

[@HoChiMints2007]

oh hey Wallie

[@DaBoweh]

So when are you going to invite Paige's mom onto the podcast?

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

Inb4 daughters are watching

[@lielacgames5305]

STRAIGTH TO THE JUGULAR

[@yanipheonu]

A SINGULAR STRIKE

[@GodsRighthandman]

“girls are watching “ matt mcmuscles.

[@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0]

Which is worse? Neighbors finding out about Floor Pie or BABBY finding out about Floor Pie?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

I must have deliberately killed my sense of shame, as I genuinely can’t imagine being bothered by the neighbours knowing. So be it Also it turns out you are one of few groups of people I care to listen to talk

[@Skona99]

Hi Pat's neighbor hope you're having a swell day!

[@MyFaceIsBees]

People coming over to Woolies stream to spam him about whatever bullshit Pat happens to be doing while Woolie is trying to record is super awkward and they should stop doing that.

[@_Snowflame]

I'd have to move.

[@kenraves7931]

I kind of made an effort to avoid Pat related content for a couple of years now so this was...actually kind of sweet

[@1000Tomatoes]

I get the desire to check out the content of someone who mentions they stream. I had a classmate who streamed and I checked out her stream for like 1 minute until I decided it was really weird. I earnestly hope that I never meet anyone irl that I frequently watch the content of.

[@HoChiMints2007]

Are Pat's neighbors in this comment section with us right now?

[@NinjaxShadowXx]

Wait how did they even discover what Pat does like did he give them the name of his channel or online username??? I dunno but thats a little weird if neighbors just guess it means they researched you a lot. Never ever give strangers near your home your online details it just makes problems.

[@ricardomiles2957]

they were asked what they do. Paige mentioned CSB, and they didn't think 2 seconds in the future

[@JojoDigitalArtist]

@@ricardomiles2957 I get why because telling someone you do a podcast you really don't expect them to actually check it out or listen to it...but you should never think they won't look 😅

[@OmgBsitka]

Oh shit I'm in the mom category now.. wtf happen to high-school 🤣

[@selfishisaiah610]

Pat said anti regret lol he ment proud

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Like.

[@damonsghost9235]

This episode was so dry i barely remember any of this.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

neat.