GIRLS CAN BE CRUEL - Lost Pause Reddit

[@bomberryjones5949]

Sylveon's evolve through affection yes, but the problem is that umbreon evolves via friendship

[@kr555wizard]

Yup so it was a case of being friendzoned

[@EnderPryde]

Until that was no longer true. Affection was phased out and now Sylveon works off the same Friendship stat as Umbreon and Espeon.

[@jasonmarholz2427]

@@kr555wizardit’s actually the same thing just Affectionate with a fairy move vs Affectionate at Night with No Fairy Move

[@kr555wizard]

Its the same thing in later gens, but the gen that introduced sylveon made them different

[@EnderPryde]

​@@kr555wizard right, but affection was *only* in that one generation. So it existed for 3 years (2013-2016) and Sylveon hasn't worked off of Affection since. It's been 8 years since Affection was removed, versus the 3 years it was around. Friendship evolution has been Sylveons evolution mechanic almost 3 times longer than Affection was.

[@Chara.A.Dreemurr]

Umbreon evolves based on friendship meaning that she doesn’t love him all that much where as Sylveon evolves based on love so basically he loved her and evolved and she only liked him as friend

[@EnderPryde]

Mechanics have changed: Now Sylveon uses the same friendship mechanic as Umbreon/Espeon, but only cares if it knows a Fairy move

[@HyoukamiVtuber]

@@EnderPryde So... Basicaly he didnt manage to make her see fairys as she did to him. I supose ? Poor fella...

[@WEKM]

Nothing says "friend zone" like an umbrion. 😖

[@siliver96]

I believe the point of that meme is that sylveon is more of a female appearance, and umbreon more as a male, so it's basically a gender bend meme, to where the guy is technically seen as a female now and the girl is the guy now

[@sigma1328]

Nobel, the eevee enthusiast, not getting the umbreon comic was a friend zone joke.

[@ItsCenrryTH]

smh my head 😔

[@ricardohoang8452]

Nobel yay 😂

[@grimangel4432]

Sylvion originally evolved with love.. where as umbreon was friendship… XD

[@thecopperowl8386]

Umbreon evolves with friendship not affection. She sees him as a friend

[@dantemustdie00]

That was the old method, now Sylveon evolves the same as Espeon and Umbreon just needing a Fairy move, I understand people forgetting the old method now being it was kinda annoying

[@alfredxsiv]

8:17 "there's no laws against the pokemon batman"

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

NO! NO YOU CAN'T! DON'T DO IT!

[@michalberanek2783]

You know, the _OG_ og Little Red Riding Hood was a cautionary tale with that sort of thematic. That's why she's specifically red.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodmegu]

Sadako: *Crawls out of TV* Mike Tyson: Oh tho itsa fight you want, leth scrap Sadako: *furiously knocking on screen* LET ME IN LET ME IN

[@sekira4516]

as funny as that would be, Sadako viciously tears apart practically every human being on account of her supernatural nature

[@aknight7642]

@@sekira4516ssh, let us believe.

[@Another_El_User]

​@@sekira4516seems like someone hasn't seen the Sadako vs Monk offbrand series

[@Christin-Eleven]

​@@Another_El_User I need a source! 😤

[@ultr4nova534]

Sadako begging to go back into the TV (she ended up in an exorcist's house)

[@solaireofastora5999]

You'd think Noble would know that Sylveon evolves with love and Umbreon evolves with friendship

[@EnderPryde]

*Used* to. Now there is no affection stat, only friendship.

[@dantemustdie00]

Used to, as of Gen 8 and 9, that old method is gone

[@TheGreatKissOfClown]

Then perhaps the comic is sort of old or the comic only considers the old mechanics. As expected, Pokemon world rules are convoluted.

[@0Defensor0]

In the defense of hate watchers: apparently Velma was approved for 2 seasons from the very beginning by contract, so it was completely irrelevant how well the first season went.

[@cjofulue5218]

The actual frick

[@ryuknight5236]

Feel free to correct any inaccuracies I have left below in my comment. 3:26 Actually, I think that in the original story of Little Red Riding Hood, Little Red was actually an adult, and I think was a… “adult funtime” worker, to put it in a way that won’t potentially flag me. So in that original story, Little Red and the wolf actually fluffed, before he literally ate her. Now, I am not an expert on the subject, but I believe that story was before the Brothers Grimm version, so their version was still dark, but not that weird. So technically, the one on the right is more historically accurate.

[@mikaruyami]

Hood is an old synonym of Escort or Hoe.

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

PROSITOO!

[@Luigicat11]

So the wolf fluffed her _then_ ate her... So basically the original story was about vore?

[@ryuknight5236]

@@Luigicat11 I hate that you might potentially not be wrong.

[@WorldWeave]

I don’t know for sure…but I remember hearing somewhere that Sylveon evolves through love, and Umbrion through friendship……so the joke is that that eevee got friend zoned in the worst way possible

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

Umbreon seem to show affection at the end.

[@SquishySenpai]

"You say rice ball. We say Jelly Filled Donut"

[@shadowdragon828]

"we are not the same"!

[@King_Luigi]

You say "frying pan". We say "drying pan".

[@slickmann1]

You say "catgirl" We say "fox girls are better"

[@alvaroperez2349]

1:08 I like how he has the “W” for Wumbo on his belt.

[@nathanmarshall745]

5:38 in friday the 13th part 8, one of the dudes straight up starts boxing Jason when he gets cornered Jason literally knocks his block off, but it's the thought that counts

[@kristophesiem5336]

It took 8 freaking parts for someone to think of fistfighting the guy with the mask

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

​@@kristophesiem5336 Yeah but the guy who started throwing hand got his head knocked off by Jason meaning Jason is strong enough to behead someone in one punch

[@Christin-Eleven]

​@@The_Blue_Otaku ONE PUUUUUUNCH!!!!!

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

@@Christin-Eleven Bruh your joke made me weeze harder then a heavy chain smoker

[@Atou_Mahogany]

5:27 Speaking of, I'm reminded of a KZbin clip I saw a long time ago of someone throwing hands with Jason from Friday the 13th. It must have been a solid minute of the guy just whaling on Jason like a punching bag... Only for Jason to one-shot the guy after he bent over exhausted, and told Jason to take his shot. I think the Guile's Theme Goes with Everything Meme was involved too.

[@tylerbartlett28]

6:37 made me laugh my ass off after a rough day. I can see why it was upvoted so much

[@projectarduino2295]

Noble in offbrand: “Oh no, he’s Irish”.

[@pepsteprep]

He was born in a Dublin street

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@pepsteprep Welp, Scottish triggered 😂

[@junkfood706]

Frieren is the pinnacle in the use of magic, but she take a little time to work...😂

[@keithpierce5686]

I like how she says it's small but then he's carrying their child so not too small for her it seems.(Thumbnail)

[@elemomnialpha]

Velma didn't get a season 2 because of "hate watching" it was always going to have at least 2 seasons Now if a season 3 happens, yeah that would have been caused by hate watching

[@lefthand4943]

still more youtuber are happy for this.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

There's a lord of the rings story based on that first comics premise. Basically she became so sad after his death that she lost the will to live and he loved her so much he refused to let his soul pass until she came with him

[@solitare4602]

Beren and Luthien, right?

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

@@solitare4602 yup

[@PRORAGEGUY]

02:25 i think the joke here is about 'friendzoned', both are affected by affections, sylveon i think evolved by love bond, but umbreon i think evolved by friendship bond

[@bcd32dok36]

1:12 He has it set to wombo.

[@AloneTheorist]

5:31 I pity Sadako, imagine if she crawled out of the TV just to look for a friend or a warm hug, the likes of which she never got to feel, and all people think of her is the curse of the tape and that she'll never take them alive.

[@Luigicat11]

Maybe don't make death threats a week before you visit then.

[@jlan7844]

13:20 It wasn't the hate-watchers that gave that dumpster fire a second season, the studio that was making it made a HUGE mistake. They got themselves trapped in a contract that forces them to make at least two seasons of Velma before they can let it die. They should have stuck to just a single season until they saw how well it was going to do, but that wokeness bandwagon and potential nostalgia money blinded them to the train wreck they were getting themselves into.

[@lefthand4943]

I watched youtube videos about how much Shat wast this.

[@damcoentertainment3956]

@@lefthand4943 From Nux?

[@lefthand4943]

@@damcoentertainment3956 not him maybe same but not most famous is Critical Drinker

[@TBoneTony]

12:00 We Without Wings also had a funny moment like that one with 4 personalities in the same body. The 4th personality was a Dark Lord character and he was crazy hilarious.

[@Iceaiden]

Actually about someone fighting a horror monster. A character tried to box with Jason in one of the movies it didn't go to well

[@popenieafantome9527]

I can imagine how that went. Don’t remember much about the Jason movies, but one scene did stick with me. Where a couple just finished making love and Jason quite literally folds the bed + back of the person on it, in half. He really loved killing them right after the sex scenes.

[@battlesheep2552]

Which is why you should instead try fluffing them

[@Glitchy1988]

I always think of Scary Movie 3 where Brenda starts throwing hands with Samara. Cindy, the TV's leaking.

[@x-treme_gamer]

I know exactly which scene you're talking about. It was from Part VIII, Jason Goes to Manhattan. The black guy, Julius, tried to box Jason on a rooftop, but tired himself out due to Jason's resilience. Then Jason knocked his head clean off his shoulders with one uppercut

[@gustgamer3992]

Hearing the faint Black Onslaught at 05:27 made my day.

[@SamTheGumMan117]

That convo with blue waifu in Elden Ring lul and Noble would be a great Armstrong cosplayer for sure

[@pornosatar015222]

3:53 The Sauce: The Yandere Pet Cat Is Overly Domineering

[@jorionedwards]

9:36 Seafood actually goes well with chocolate. Sometimes I've make some chocolate spaghetti shrimp pancetta. You've gotta try it sometime.

[@Verip]

Noble... All cats are Yandere.

[@CatgirlJesus]

In gen 6 Sylveon evolved with Love, not friendship like Umbreon and Espeon. Also I knew for a fact there was a goku hidden SOMEWHERE in 8:34

[@saturn2956]

3:25 Sauce: Otogibanashi No Onigokko

[@darrylferguson3622]

Love vs. Friends-with-Benefits, Noble

[@evanmansell5411]

noble caught me off guard with floofy and stupid 😂😂

[@iangraham5097]

4:15 To answer your question, Noble, no. My cat is kinda dumb and would not know how technology works. She's a Persian cat.

[@AnandaX8456]

1:33 me after no stop talking about Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Devil May Cry, Gakkou Gurashi, Kagerou Project, Majo no Tabitabi, Zero Kara Hajimeru Mahou no Sho, BRS and Vocaloid in the car

[@admiralrogers1157]

My kidnappers tossing me out after listening to me talk about the Empire of Austria for two hours

[@godricnecro]

"My kidnappers returning me back after listening to me talk about [One Piece] for 2 hours" feels like Tekking, because he could talk about basically any One Piece topic for two hours.

[@Scalesthelizardwizard]

I literally thought of Tekking when One Piece was brought up 🤣🤣

[@SkyReaperOne]

Oh wow, Blazing Hellion leveled up on art! That's the best one so far!

[@kingmagikarp97]

5:30 I'm surprised we haven't seen anyone actually throw hands with Sadako Chan. I mean I'm pretty sure you could physically overpower her easily

[@Evit-jq2ic]

5:21 Noble: “The Magikarp is normal.” Me: “Huh?!, the Magikarp has steel scales, what are you on about!”

[@NarutoTsunadefan1]

So if I remember originally Eevee evolved into Sylveon through Max Affection (not friendship) thanks to the mechanic in Gen 6. They changed it later though. So the comic was probably based on that. He loved her and evolved into Sylveon but she friendzoned him and evolved into Umbreon.

[@NotsilYmerej]

2:25 I think I saw this comic back before Sword and Shield, back when friendship and affection were two different stats

[@kristofertaft194]

Is it just me or does the Donald Duck meme at 10:55 sound like the begining of bury the light.

[@devonteedwards2093]

Crazy thing is,the Velma season 2 was already in development when they first started the first season

[@Mr-Green0]

12:34 Ouch. Stark doesn't know what is she doing.

[@IBW_3000]

The umbreon is weak to fairy type moves

[@Scalesthelizardwizard]

So Umbreon's the bottom in the relationship

[@SuperJelly55]

For Noble: How to do " - w -" IRL: 1. do a tiny smile (or smirk on both sides) 2. Close your eyes 3. Tilt your head up 5⁰ angel

[@Ortinbras]

originally umbreon and espeon were friendship and slyveon was affection + fairy move before they melded the frendship and affection mechanics into one

[@spartanwarrior9755]

My day always gets better when Noble uploads a video.

[@Nekosage]

3:16 - 3:37 - Certainly not the first of "that type" that I've seen involving the Red Riding Hood theme. 5:26 - 5:34 - There was a scene like that in Scary Movie 3.

[@sheridanwolf]

5:35-5:52 You know I think you're right, I believe that is called fear punching, either that or your fight or flight instincts got mixed up.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

I also just caught up on Demon Slayer, I... it was slow at 1st because the only thing keeping me going was pig boy, how funny he was, but then it picks up. Though the entertainment district arc was the best... but HOT DAMN do I love the opening of the Sword villager arc, it's awesome one of my favorite openings in a long time... then I'd go on to watch Chainsaw man and ooh boy is that a bop too... no wait not in a long time I just binged Jujutsu Kaisen before Demon Slayer it's 4th opening is also a banger. I've seen that Markiplier meme so many times (12:00 btw for your viewing pleasures) ... and still funny to this day. Also didn't Ranni turn herself into a doll? Couldn't she turn herself back into a human if she got a new body?

[@SJrad]

at the time that the comic was made, eevee evoles into syvleon with high affection(from poke amie & refresh) while knowing a fairy move, while umbreon evolves via friendship. basically sylveon got friend-zoned. but as of sword and shield, the two systems were combined into 1 so the joke doesnt work any more

[@cordellriemer5177]

13:32 *Sees glazed Rengoku* Now I've seen everything!

[@sethicusiii7878]

Oh my gosh lmao I thought you were zooming in on the bunny girl I did NOT see him until you pointed him out and I had to go back

[@funnysuperbr9462]

1:26 wait until you find out that SpongeBob and Goku have the same voice actor in Brazil.

[@GhostieToasterStrudel]

That first meme is so relatable

[@nujevad28]

The sad thing with Frieren and Himmel is, even if they did get together, any human child they'd have would be very old by the time Fern comes around.

[@kristophesiem5336]

Wouldn't they have some kind of hybrid/halfling?

[@elYIiLy]

wasn't there an episode of the pokemon anime that explained how magikarp is too boney for humans (and meowth) to eat, or something to that effect

[@ricketynotch2-wd3ir]

10:18 if I had to guess it’s because the Pokémon center healing mostly works with injuries. Diseases and general health may need an actual doctor

[@donaldrts]

Yep, Pokerus is a type of virus in the pokemon world (albeit a useful one), and it doesn't get healed at pokemon centers.

[@bolivarcruz1]

3:45 Tex Avery was the one who upgraded red ridding hood to Waifu status, you can thank him for it

[@jasperjavillo686]

Funny thing is early versions of Little Red Riding Hood were cautionary tales about sexual predators. In at least one version, the wolf has Red Riding Hood burn her clothes and join him in bed before he devours her.

[@demigod1014]

One created a device that can stability transform any user to any alien and how full control over the body and have a life or death function while the other made a knock off that makes the user savage based on the transformation

[@Shinesart]

"Draw noble with only Jelly filled dounut", what a great idea To annoy noble that is.

[@phibesb6381]

5:29 Was that black onslaught ii from blazblue chrono phantasma. Let's gooo!!!! Blazblue mention

[@captainabsol1207]

Noble if you think friendship is the same as love, Ashley has a few things to explain

[@skyfallprime7977]

MY KIDNAPPERS RETURNING ME BACK after listening to me talk about Project Moon for 2 hours

[@tzukaza]

NOBLE! Sylveon evolves when the Eevee loves its trainer as opposed to umbreon and espeon that evolves when they are friends

[@milesprower6110]

5:28 I guess Cino got some hype for Black Onslaught II after some matches-

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

4:20... is... is it like a Kitsune... or is she a human that turns into a cat? I don't know if I'd be ok with fluffing a cat that turns into a human, that being said I like Holo from Spice and Wolf. Also ehhhh is it yandere though? I wouldn't doubt it if I was proven wrong, just at the same time that cheekiness is very cat or fox like lol. Could you not see Lily doing that Noble? 😏... with that being said again happy to be proven wrong I like yanderes lol.

[@Tony_AM009]

3:28 Not only would Bao watch this, but she would wish that she could took her place.

[@oMaidsama]

3:47 "My eyes!!!! ARGH!!!"

[@lupanick0435]

5:11 No- it’s not fine holding that sword- the dex entry says it takes your soul if you hold the hilt of the sword

[@jzpowell2108]

It’s definitely offbrand Noble… that Little Red Riding Hood then vs now thing… I know because of… late night browsing

[@Luigicat11]

"Magikarp is normal" Eh, it could maybe make a good soup stock. They're mostly bones.

[@sevneijizawa]

10:30 I have yet to obtain the power. I have not yet seen any of my Reddit posts. Am I just... A speck in the background?

[@ragnarrskulkrew6232]

That Chowder filled doughnut was the most Heanous of Things that I have ever seen on this channel!

[@flamingeel3196]

9:38 I can highly agree on that

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

3:28 sauce is Otogibanashi No Onigokko, I believe it's based off a game too, with different fairy tale girls, another I recall is Alice in Wonderland, 2 others can't remember them... Snow White?

[@RTheu2109]

5:28 I can hear the movie "Cindy this b*tch is messin up my floor!"

[@explodingpotion]

5:27 YOOO Blazblue music

[@marzaincalmwind4435]

Some one needs to make a noble vango made of jelly filled donuts

[@something-g99]

Rengoku, Ace, and Kakyoin are my favorite donuts 😋

[@WEKM]

Yandere cat girl deletes my phone contacts... (Rolls up sleeves, cracks neck) Time to discipline the naughty kitty. 😤

[@AloneTheorist]

😂Shiny Noble, the one Pokémon no player will ever catch.😂

[@tabletopnephilim4633]

Umbreon and Espeon evolve through friendship, not affection.

[@romanjack8901]

5:27 imagine this situation

[@theIansd]

Noble's incapacity at pronouncing "Frieren" inspite of having a german girlfriend is infuriating😅

[@spyassassin9382]

11:44 nah brother stay focused and follow the path of the ever brilliant gold mask

[@ousamadearudesuwa]

4:20 Yes Nobel

[@Mr-Green0]

13:03 Goddammit. Velma is getting another season?

[@Luigicat11]

Always has been. Stupid contracts.

[@vjbd2757]

Red Riding Hood? More like Red Riding Woif!

[@AnimalGuy1]

8:23 LMAO

[@Bondrewd__21]

4:08 that’s genuinely looks like not bad manga. Can someone tell me the name or source?

[@DSMCasual]

Noble: “Ashley? I’m dying . . . And hungry too.” Ashley: “Don’t worry. I brought food over. So here.” Noble: (Excited, until it’s JellyFilled Donut) “What.” Ashley(Yandere smirk): “It is what it is, you Donut.”

[@another_random_dude]

9:31 that's a hate crime towards bakers and bakeries alike.

[@duncanquan5471]

9:16 You see noble, peek Vtuber is when you can have a bunch of people doing the animated persons and at minimum 1 normal flesh guy, cause then it's absolutely hilarious, and is nice to compare some Vtuber facial expressions to a normal Humans, so I believe that's what they were going for to just have you be the only normal flesh person there.