Girls can't be Gamers

[@Pyrocynical]

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[@lizzygizzyguy]

No

[@edilsagindik]

Yes dad

[@Joemama-v1k]

Bruh that gay

[@iasc1564]

Hello

[@iphone5115]

Imagine saying decalll

[@crinsombone5380]

The real reason the mom wanted the daughter to stop being a gamer was because she didn't want her daughter to idolize Sniperwolf anymore. She was secretly the hero all along

[@liviwaslost]

Makes sense

[@adityayv1873]

Not the hero she wanted but the hero she needed

[@academyjason]

so to her misfortune she didnt succeed and has joined the dark side

[@sussyimpostor6158]

What a hero

[@fantaexotic9665]

fanta exotic

[@mcorzel]

Dad doesn't believe his son can unshit his pants, instantly regrets it.

[@hat4438]

Bro this is so deep

[@yourcousinsbrokenps2400]

SNSD

[@WSwiss23]

This made me laugh out loud

[@menacing_name]

Delicious finally some good fucking food

[@mohmadness571]

This made my laugh so much until my buttox fell onto the floor

[@ToBe_Continued]

Why is nobody talking about how he returned his shoes because he “couldn't afford them anymore.” Like he was paying monthly checks for it like a house

[@Tookyatoast]

AND HOW WERE THEY STILL CLEAN, DID HE EVEN WEAR THEM??

[@kikosawa]

@@Tookyatoast no, he just afforded them daily

[@Tookyatoast]

@@kikosawa lol

[@jjd3hner544]

He had to finance that shit

[@xeroxparc]

Couldn't afford the mortgage of his shoes... this is actually a anti late capitalism commentary... genius

[@Ss4Goten]

"The daughter, not touching any buttons on the controller" WOW! She really is like Sssniperwolf.

[@UndatedMango]

Thats WILD

[@jordan2941]

"There's a Decepticon decal on the side of the car" *Autobot Decal*

[@fayr1e]

it physically hurt to hear him utter those words

[@thedoctorss69]

I was looking for this comment

[@alduin9123]

i didnt want to be the person to say it.

[@Val-pt4sm]

why

[@gloopaboopin]

The british never got a decepticon invasion anyways, outside of cogman and Anthony Hopkins nearly committing vehicular manslaughter ig

[@Arthur_TV]

fellas im gonna be honest, if your girlfriend is a "gamer", makes "gaming content" online, or likes to "cosplay" as characters from games, then congratulations you have everything i ever wanted please teach me

[@somedudeontheinternet5770]

Here before it blows up

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

I’m gonna hang out in the comments here because I wanna find out how to get that too

[@Bigbirdiscool]

I swear to god the comments here are just gonna be people saying that they’re gonna wait for the people with answers

[@PinballWizzerd]

ok

[@boogz07]

actual bender mate

[@Talentlesssss]

A young girl having SSSniperWolf as her idol is the most haunting social commentary in all of his videos.

[@SussySmile.]

*y e s*

[@TotGamingg]

Whenever I see one of her videos, her face just reminds me of every generic bimbo in any porno ever

[@shawklan27]

@@TotGamingg I... I can't disagree on that

[@Talentlesssss]

@@TotGamingg Probably cause she was a reject Brazzers actor.

[@dexei3150]

@@Talentlesssss she was?

[@nickelakon5369]

The most unrealistic part of the gamer girl video is that the name "Psycho Mantis" was even available.

[@scott5994]

I'm surprised they use the name of a metal gear character more than anything and that it was also still available

[@stelena1406]

@@scott5994 Well Sniperwolf, Psycho Mantis? You see the theme?

[@Cycloon16]

@@stelena1406 EUREKA! Anyone have a photo of solid snake’s house?

[@TheMantis1]

I now want a new name

[@Shroom516]

No its how she switched from rust to warzone in 1 seconds it takes years cause how bad cot is

[@kristen21023]

Here's the formula: 1) create a ridiculous scenario with over the top idiots and exaggerated stereotypes 2) make relatable character a victim in the ridiculous scenario 3) relatable character resolves scenario by humbly dunking on idiots Lele Pons and Lilly Singhs use the same formula.

[@abidethereturn4766]

You’re spforgetting the parking garage part

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Every time I see these videos, I'm like "that's not how real life works" 🤣

[@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά]

But they were being aholes about it. Dharr man is... not yet an ahole, I think.

[@shawklan27]

@@abidethereturn4766 the most important bit for sure!

[@chocko_milko]

Make sure to say u see

[@flapjack0708]

"I want to be a girl gamer' They're acting like being a gamer is going to the fucking moon 💀

[@notpog6891]

Rather be put in the fucking mud tbh

[@ItsAstie]

Kid wishes to become a gamer, regrets it.

[@justiceofbook]

Kid wishes to be gamer, ends up fucking homeless

[@sick4127]

kid wishes to be a gamer, gets bullied and cant find a job

[@chriswashingtonbeats]

@@sick4127 yeah i think his wish was granted

[@mackey9785]

20:15 “The mom starts to realize that maybe girls can be gamers.” I can’t believe somewhat sat down and wrote that into the script with 0 irony.

[@unknowngod8221]

Sometimes girl can be gamer (if it Hobby)

[@gabepee3533]

Sounded like that guy “5 fortnite you tubers who’ve sworn”

[@TheOneGuyAce]

Funny part is, the mom just doesn't have a name. Like, when she was born and the doctors asked," What would you like to name your new baby?" They replied," The Mom."

[@notarobot69420]

@@gabepee3533 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@Emily-ro7mv]

@@gabepee3533 Thats why that voice sounds so familiar!!!! LMAOO

[@JDgiggles]

Reminds me of when my family would lock me in the basement and throw scraps at me as my only source of food. Fortunately I managed to beat battletoads one day and my dad was so shocked he stopped beating me. Now I wait in the shadows for revenge on the surface world that abandoned me. Thanks Dhar-man

[@ARACHNIDPARTY]

can confirm, i was the basement!

[@Socialrejectjpeg]

takin it a bit far dont u think?

[@Elzrydo]

Pyro: He has a Decepticon decal on the side of his car But that’s the Autobots...

[@thiccboi3335]

Glad I wasn’t the only one

[@ik.355]

@@thiccboi3335 same lol

[@ip_yt]

when pyro said that it kinda got me mad

[@TheBruhsterOfBruh]

Ikr 😔

[@Gamerboi-6002]

Shhhhh. Let him figure it out on his own

[@willhenr]

“Sam starts to win more and more” “5 years later she became addicted to heroine”

[@boyanpetrov1683]

I read this in Dharr Mhan voice

[@cheeseburger9745]

Walter white heroin

[@iternal4823]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@Lusoph1933]

@@boyanpetrov1683 you did to?

[@boyanpetrov1683]

@@Lusoph1933 yup

[@Robbity]

Why does that girl “dream of being a gamer?” No sane human being should aspire to be be a gamer.

[@rayyanshaikh5591]

Yeah lol gaming is a good hobby, but in no way can gaming make a living

[@fantaexotic9665]

fanta exotic

[@gordonfreeman5614]

@@rayyanshaikh5591 I mean it can, if you get lucky. You're right tho, not for most people.

[@pastelcorn]

@@fantaexotic9665 you’re right

[@benneeds_a_name7398]

Also it's real easy to be one Just get soot-oo-ko

[@neon2745]

"if boys can be stalkers girls can be to" sniper wolf 2023, died reacting her own death

[@ryancrazyrhino8976]

"Decepticon symbol" *SHOWS A AUTOBOT SYMBOL* Pyro has truly betrayed us

[@Falkan420]

We have been publicly shamed

[@EmboBat]

Putting the best movie trilogy to shame

[@Yourorical]

I want to commit scooter ankle

[@braidenj152]

I honestly wanted to leave a dislike lol

[@lilmuti7885]

Thank god someone noticed

[@FiendaroÖ]

“It wasn’t Noah who divided the Red Sea…” You’re right, it was Moses.

[@bruh5992]

No it was DHARMANN

[@LetsChadPod]

That’s what I was just gonna comment

[@orangegradient4309]

@@bruh5992 AAAAAAAAAA

[@CoFFee-uw5sv]

Someone make a pyrocynical having dementia compilation

[@funguy-yt7632]

Loll yeah

[@pyroboi7003]

"He has a decepicon decal" *shows Autobot decal*

[@SmittyWoerbenJaeggerMaenJensen]

pyro needs to get his shit together and learn the fucking transformers lore

[@YvenvH]

@@SmittyWoerbenJaeggerMaenJensen yes

[@marianokaz1503]

@@YvenvH But don't let him near the Michael Bay Transformers lore!

[@deltron4608]

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who picked that up

[@dainferno3740]

@@marianokaz1503 G1 Master Race.

[@MarakamiSG]

It took 2-3 years in the making but damn did that Dhar Mann Episode start to age like shit

[@H1ddenBl4de]

Was looking for a comment like this🤣

[@yoro__33]

which one

[@loganclement3282]

I’m insulted pyro, that’s an autobot logo not a decepticon logo, get ur facts right mannnnnn

[@alexanderciszewicz981]

literally came here to see if someone commented that.

[@drhypno6317]

@@alexanderciszewicz981I noticed immediately

[@gabenzb]

Thank god I can save my fingers breathe

[@noahk3496]

I’m in tears shaking I cannot breath this is so scary why did he not know that it was an autobot logo I cannot think.

[@youdum50]

does it matter tho

[@wongjunhan2206]

Bully shoots poor teacher instantly regrets it “Let me guess, Dhar man”

[@drsilverium1048]

lol

[@chocko_milko]

Brother consumes to many chug gugs lives to regret it

[@jming23325]

Wong Jun Han

[@vegbeg9170]

"She started gaming when she was just seven years old" Jesus christ this is so cringe

[@taco4468]

sssniperwolf doesnt even do gaming content

[@gnorp-gnarp]

@@taco4468 she used to I think

[@taco4468]

@@gnorp-gnarp nowadays she mostly does tiktok reactions

[@spooderdude1302]

What that video wasn’t cringe It was art

[@sceplicur8817]

@joe mama I was playing the of God of war when I was 4

[@TheShredworthy]

That little girl that got the Barbie, is actually a pretty good actor. EVERYONE else is like D level absolute trash, and she actually convincingly conveys some subtle things that younger actors often have a hard time making seem authentic, without overdoing it.

[@ragefox3620]

Her acting was beyond cringe too tbh

[@TheShredworthy]

@@ragefox3620 Sure, but In my opinion, a factor of 10 less cringe than the other actors. Lol.

[@gecinio1612]

When she was "playing" warzone she was talking to herself

[@goosegas2087]

@@gecinio1612 I do that too. :(

[@Samuel-qc7kg]

@@gecinio1612 That is normal dude

[@jluke1212]

The mother literally had a Persona 5 level change of heart.

[@Sammmmmmmm617]

Lookin cool Joker

[@dfbrethy2368]

For Real?!

[@artorias9893]

this is a bonified monafied comment

[@comradekenobi6908]

Jared Leto Joker moment

[@user-ys3jq3uf4p]

Apologies but *YOU’LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIN*

[@bvalen92]

"decepticon decal" *zooming on autobot logo* I'm LITERALLY shaking right now

[@sugarjay9498]

😂

[@booperdooperproductions2545]

As someone who grew up playing with those things and watched sadly as Target’s Transformers section shrank from both sides of the aisle, to one side, to one section of the side, I am furious.

[@jacko3793]

This comment is the entire reason I checked the comment section, thank you

[@darkmewtix1017]

Me me furious

[@RexKwonDough]

Earned a dislike tbh

[@ayuzielito]

My Sign Language classes have come to good use to be able to read "Bruh" on his hat

[@crashdaniel5807]

Nice

[@anicetomaldonado]

Bruh

[@Not_Bage]

Big bruh

[@chepi2677]

Bruh size: Large

[@thegreatbruhmoment7164]

Magnitude 4 bruh

[@existingperson]

"Identity theft is okay, as long as you get the Gucci shirt." _-Pyrocynical, 2021._

[@n3muii]

"He has a decepticon--" > Shows Autobot symbol I trusted you, Pyro

[@tomfetti]

couldnt have said it any better

[@8uy173]

that infuriated me

[@lochnesslegends]

Also, Noah didn't divide the red sea, that was Moses.

[@floozytchi]

I came here just to comment this

[@dadkisser2682]

DE-KALE

[@dinosmite3248]

Optimus Prime didn't lose thousands of friends for millennia just so you could call him a decepticon. The nerve of this furry

[@thecpmr6276]

Fucking got'em.

[@notmeforsure2296]

R/woosh

[@thecpmr6276]

What...uh...what's the whoosh?

[@FunkyFreshYT]

"He has a Decepticon decal" Optimus Prime didn't die for the Autobots to be sinned like that

[@LukeLockwood]

Was looking for this comment ^

[@Tomtom-nb8cm]

I wasn't the only one that noticed this

[@lordstarfire2496]

^^^

[@curgestmeme8705]

^^^

[@jstratty448]

^

[@BlueBerry20071]

Nobody that isn't an incep unironically says "girls CAN'T be gamers." Most of them usually just say "why are most women so bad at video games?"

[@jamesstevenson1170]

“he has a decepticon decal on his car” *zooms in on autobot decal*

[@TurkeyDinosaur7]

My exact thought

[@geetee3201]

thank god someone else saw it

[@Seth_Wilson]

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined...

[@shadowblade5604]

I totally thought that

[@drrab]

Can't believe he made such a mistake that schupid boy!

[@xtremegamer3000]

this is so fake, if a girl spoke in any video game’s voice chat she would’ve been called every slur in the book and team killed.

[@anthonygarcia8250]

oppressed like a proper gamer

[@rse3560]

the reason why i haven’t even bothered to buy a mic😭🤚

[@xtremegamer3000]

@@rse3560 yeah same :,)

[@sushisin679]

@@rse3560 You should get one bro. Party chats are fun if you have decent friends, if not then you can just mute and play :)

[@bigbaz3740]

Cause that's what heros do

[@vidmaster5916]

“It’s my dream to be a gamer.” That made me cringe so hard

[@rse3560]

set the bar low and you’ll never be disappointed ❤️

[@AshTheQueenOfRodents]

But it is all I'm gonna have is my ps5 on the street in a cardboard box

[@killertruth186]

TBH, some of his videos are cringe also.

[@VR00100]

Bruh playing one game (warzone) does not make you a gamer A gamer is someone who plays many types of games such as fps, fighting, racing, rpg, etc.. The term gamer has changed so much now

[@dankastd4289]

I love the word gamer. Every fucking time someone says it unironically. I die of laughter

[@luxgh]

I would cry myself to sleep if my daughter wanted to be just like Sniperwolf

[@ConnorPugs]

“He donated his massive biceps just so starving war children can have a meal” *lol*

[@Just_a_turtle_chad]

*A turtle approved that donation*

[@DiceBviewssecondsago]

*Intense bite*

[@kiko3447]

Feeling good being early to this comment

[@mightbetoad6786]

verified account gets likes

[@starlyiviny]

No

[@TFFox]

"just to solidify that he is the antagonist he has a Decepticon decal" *Shows autobot decal

[@dylndaviln3091]

De-kale

[@TFFox]

@@dylndaviln3091 yeah I was also a bit concerned with that pronunciation haha

[@davideventili2881]

Lmao i thought pyro edited It in

[@VandusStorm]

Pyro can’t even tell apart autobot and decepticon decals smh my head.

[@cooper7958]

Disgusting pyro

[@liquidrat7522]

Every time they said “girl gamer” or “sniper wolf” there was sharp discomfort in my rib cage.

[@sarah_e124]

ikrrr

[@squidee]

Hearing the word psychomantis gave me a stroke

[@sussyimpostor6158]

@@squidee gave me an aneurysm, had to be rushed to the ER

[@IlCapitanoZ]

@@squidee You like action gamesss?

[@nocow4167]

You are feeling the cringe my friend. Quickly go watch some earrape memes to cleanse yourself

[@laurenaspreyart]

20:10 reminds me of the mother’s sudden ‘change of heart’ in the Lorax as soon as her son becomes successful

[@Yahiamice]

can't wait for the dhar mann special meal at Burger Bing

[@AHA-od8yo]

Thank you for commenting!

[@tseye2478]

u have a verified badge i guess you get a free like

[@F1LERS]

where is the next cursed video yahiamice

[@saltwater7366]

You mean at 🅱urger 🅱ing?

[@cloroxmp3705]

mmmm

[@xuqamts033]

Why does pyro's hair looks like a truck driver from an indie movie

[@Tooms100]

It's just that phase in life that everyone has.

[@joemom8864]

Lmao it’s like that one movie with nic cage

[@aurelio3961]

Fuck finally someone who notices it

[@Swinburned]

Is the funny for this comment supposed to be in the dlc?

[@niksuss2480]

Maybe secretly he is

[@Blood_Yt1]

This aged well

[@Dark_falcon420]

Sssniperwolf dox Jacksfilms, what happened next is shocking

[@thomassaint7775]

"He has a Decepticon 'deecale'" Zooms in on the Autobots.

[@keatonwastaken]

lmao yeah, and i didn't even know thats how decal is spelled.

[@frankyhorn2475]

Thank you

[@sidhardh_satishkumar5694]

Autobot logo: exists Pyrocynical: is this a deception logo?

[@brinecrab]

ok reddit, now this is top comedy 😂🤣

[@BrookOPW]

@@brinecrab ok now let's get some bottom comedy to balance it out: ⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽

[@Le_reaper]

@@BrookOPW also good work

[@Angel-mb2cs]

@@BrookOPW that was

[@XxImStarvingxX]

I was just gonna say that

[@sarkastikartist7044]

Pyrcynical Controversy then: *Allegedly grooming a teenager* Status: Innocent Pyrocynical Controversy now: *Unable to tell the difference between an autobot decal and decepticon decal* Status: *G U I L T Y*

[@samburger6739]

Or how he pronounced decal

[@sarkastikartist7044]

Sentence: 25 Lethal injections, 36 Life sentences.

[@andrewlukkuz369]

Deh-Kale

[@DanielGonzalez-if1fh]

@Steeltanium Pyro pronouncing "water": wa'er

[@thevck7885]

ah so thats why he lost 10k subs

[@thehellion754]

5:03 someone must have already pointed that out, but that's the Autobot one

[@seanomon3346]

fucking thank you

[@jordangreen9527]

Literally what I came here to say, your doing god's work

[@sUgUma42]

i heard it and immediately started looking in the comments section for someone to say it 😂

[@kyberion]

Literally doing the work of our lord and savior primus

[@edoardopulcini9432]

Overly humble nerd : gets an A+ once in 4th grade and becomes cyborg Jesus Jock who hasn't studied for the test : kills himself the next day

[@herbertt.viking1449]

DHAR MANN *OOOHHHHHH*

[@Jenbobby]

so the humble nerd became markus from detroit become human

[@navinsewchunder5246]

“Relatable” content

[@theprofesionalist7927]

Honestly I was vibing with it cuz I'm a petulant Leo who believes in Karma, but yeah this shit is not wholesome; it's the most passive aggressive sugar coated spit porn in the history of spite porn, made by a degenerate for degenerates. No matter how much you want to believe it to be true things won't automatically just get better if you keep trying to be a good, hard working, and humble person.

[@Jenbobby]

@@theprofesionalist7927 I guess you're true there'll always be that one rich and famous asshole who doesn't do anything yet still gets overwhelming amounts of money they don't need

[@Deez-zh9xq]

“He has a decepticon decal on the side of his car” -Pyrocynical, 2021

[@boomstick9215]

Was looking to see if anyone noticed that 😂

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

he said that wrong on so many levels

[@yibithehispanic]

Oh man he offended our boi Michael Bae

[@2spky5me]

"Decepticon"

[@johnv605]

bruh come on don't do my autoboys like that

[@ZackVc]

That fucking gamer girl one is like “Only when you get your first win will you be accepted into the family”

[@Ghost-xr8xj]

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[@ihideinthereplies]

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[@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879]

True bro I like your comment

[@Mariodash23]

I was cringing the entire time I saw that one.

[@isabellajemica]

"You can only be part of this family once you get a victory royale" -The mother probably

[@lr4537]

18:06 Best moment of the video. Had me laughing real good, thanks mate.

[@SonicHaXD]

I like how Internet Historian has paved the way for enjoyable ads XD

[@ilovekendricklamar1620]

Ikr lmao

[@wlad12]

funny mortal kombat 11 guy

[@Chottlytte]

No that was big money saliva

[@donato8983]

Internet comment etiquete actually did that first

[@dr.k8610]

Nope, internet comment etiquette was the OG.

[@Ghostifiez]

“Kid gets laughed at for watching pyrocynical, They instantly regret it”

[@giancarlo418]

69th like 👉😎👈 😳👌

[@Yharon-vq7jw]

i somehow do not know who Dhar Man is

[@NoNamex1412]

@@Yharon-vq7jw you don't know what you're mission out on

[@Pib_pib]

@@NoNamex1412 mission out?

[@ampersand7443]

The kid that watches pyrocynical regrets watching??

[@kanyewestisyourrealdad9511]

“Deception Decal” *proceeds to zoom in autobot symbol*

[@lucasknudsen3233]

Was looking for this comment haha

[@thoommahawk]

was about to comment that too, glad to see another man of culture has pointed it out

[@rektyrektingson4668]

Thank god someone commented this.

[@jonahg2252]

He did this in another video recently also

[@thecornbois3787]

At last

[@P5kr]

Then we found out Sniperwolf wasn't even the one playing the games, and that it was her boyfriend.

[@TrojanLlama]

-forces boyfriend to play games for her -lies about it -boyfriend still sucks at games -makes millions Sigma grindset

[@nugz1845]

I'm not trying to be a nerd but are we just going to ignore the fact that he called the Autobots logo the Decepticons?

[@vinzent9775]

This right here

[@gemesil]

Nerd bullies big youtuber, lives to regret it

[@napstab100k]

He was the good guy all along.

[@enterchannelname7514]

@@gemesil lmao

[@kiwiturbochicken]

It annoyed me so much

[@TheRealSinful]

I love Pyrocynical's character Arc, he went from bullying children to roasting women.. I think I'm gonna cry, he's so much good of a person.

[@aliveslice]

Did you assume Dhar Mann's gender

[@Maw0]

@@aliveslice Yes. Your point?

[@aliveslice]

@@Maw0 this comment section needs more transformer comments

[@jedisentinel4879]

Are you comparing women to children

[@emilioduran3430]

I know man he’s a true solider o7

[@Big_Lou_58]

“he has a decepticon decal on his car” Pyro really be dissing Transformers

[@kowalski2385]

That's...autobot.

[@domlewis9259]

The transformers community must cancel pyro

[@nathanexists1074]

"Just to solidify that he's the antagonist, he has a decipticon decal on his car" Pyro, thats an Autobot decal.

[@shuatock8216]

Parents in video: Video games aren’t for girls Parents in real life: video games aren’t for... people with even a grain of success, fulfillment, love, and happiness in their lives

[@aliveslice]

What a self roast that would be if parents had awareness

[@the_carvinator]

Are they wrong

[@evanwoods1544]

Lol

[@voodoo2006]

truer words never spoken brother

[@Snoebal]

Actually, my parents are fine with video games.

[@silence.9376]

*"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"* _-Human Brain_

[@Unox66x]

xD

[@ibrahimmoinhaque569]

Shit the human brains pretty Narcissistic

[@aphyTTR]

@@ibrahimmoinhaque569 how could It be narcissistic? You used your brain to write the comment 0_o

[@stillnousername9796]

@@aphyTTR It's self-aware enough to know it's narcissistic, and yet doesn't care. Truly, there exists not a single organic system a tenth as magnificent.

[@GalaxyDogenut]

@@stillnousername9796 yep.

[@thisdoesnotexist5246]

Pyro: makes a fucking 2 hour documentary Pyro 2 weeks later:

[@opilitic7279]

i mean he addressed it and everyone believed him so nobody really is mad at him

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@opilitic7279 cry

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@opilitic7279 of

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@opilitic7279 fear

[@lopbu]

@That’s One Smug Wojak ??

[@LOL666PX]

but then, Sssniperwolf doxed the girl family, so that a robber can steal back the ps5...

[@XenomorphSlayerGames]

“You can tell he’s the antagonist, as he has a Decepticon logo, on his car” *zooms in on the Autobots logo* Optimus Prime: *cries in eons of human defense*

[@mrmadnezzz8188]

Was looking for this comment

[@sendbass8594]

Was waiting for this

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Its the Optimus Prime from the Shattered Glass universe

[@maxumus1019]

Pyro is the walking definition of: guy gets hit by a car, proceeds to pull the driver out and beat the shit out of them then bounce back like nothing happened. Godspeed pyro

[@vexedemperor5588]

So guys we did it

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

We reached a quarter of a million subscribers

[@_Rndom]

250 thousand subscribers and still growing

[@bravo6959]

The fact that we have reached this amount of subscribers

[@Mike14264]

We're only a few more hundreds of thousands of subscribers away from dethroning PewDiePie, we're so close.

[@patrickarana4470]

Every time the girl say "gamer" unironically i was feeling so much pain...

[@deviantartguy0]

Gamer is a new curse word.

[@sarah_e124]

ikr

[@comixproviderftw_02]

@@deviantartguy0 Gamer is the N word for people who just play games.

[@Motivatededits0]

I feel like I’m about to become a victim of a chest burster

[@carterpaul2163]

The facial expressions feel like being stabbed, and the dialogue twists the knife

[@inferno3197]

The sniperwolf stuff aged like milk.

[@koshavinka2995]

If she lived in the Fallout Universe, I feel like the Mom in the Gamer girl one would intentionally join Caesar’s people solely to lose all her basic human rights.

[@swedmark9144]

Oh my god your so right

[@GyaruRespecter]

Based

[@robertsmalls2293]

Her: “A woman’s place is in slavery!” Caesar: “That’s pretty Based.”

[@p3protagonist991]

Ave, true to Caesar.

[@b3nl555]

The virgin NCR vs The *BASED* Caesar's Legion

[@thatguyl9105]

Girl wins a game of warzone ..family accepts her Girl comes second place family kicks her out.....

[@PK-Radio]

Its like asian parents but gamers

[@Charlie0914]

Lmao

[@W0RTED]

Biggest clutch or kick ever

[@Aehoooo]

@@W0RTED kewk

[@felixthomson3665]

a rich person does thing a slave obeys

[@laurenttreguier5091]

"Why did you kick this ?" "I was just so mad because I want to be a girl gamer" Ah, yes, this is how humans talk to someone they don't know

[@dagur6544]

You mean that you don't narrate you entire life story to a complete Stanger that might as will be a kidnapped?

[@theoneheadman]

What are you complaining about, that is casual NPC dialogue.

[@auline8531]

Oblivion npc song

[@everyrapid]

PYROCYNICAL IS MY INSPIRATION!! my mom said that if I got 10K subscribers!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! begging you GUYS please!

[@wattuh]

GTA 5 npc be like:

[@FishDinners]

As a girl, it was also my dream to be a gamer I wish I never achieved that dream. I kind of miss going outside

[@lennysmileyface]

Honey, girls can't be games. Please ship me your gaming device before I call the gamer police.

[@sadboisombr]

@@lennysmileyface i know its been a while but still hahaha

[@Kitsune6492]

Me too 😔

[@AwesumIndustrys]

what’s stopping you? The door’s right there.

[@FishDinners]

@@AwesumIndustrys gaymes

[@LHPYT]

"Just to solidify, by the way, that he is the antagonist for this episode. He has a Decepticon decal on the side of his car" *Shows Autobot decal Thanks for the likes, kind strangers Why am I a virgin

[@epikreaper19]

Yes, a dacal

[@meniimya5148]

have you ever even been outside

[@LHPYT]

@@meniimya5148 By asking the question, you have taken time out of your day/night that could be used to take a walk or sleep to energize up to take a walk in the morning, I may not get out much, but it seems as if you don't either.

[@bluucier]

@@LHPYT @meniimya just got ratioed.

[@danielocean3333]

@@LHPYT based.

[@sheesherwhiz3846]

“schizophrenia” started playing a fucking Caretaker album and I almost went into existential despair.

[@MrNorticus666]

3:40 is without description

[@owenpolanich1462]

Same brutha same

[@queueuof]

I know right, I was using his video as background sound and I heard a note of that album and I thought I was going insane and had to skip back

[@337x]

What's that ? Im interrested now.

[@queueuof]

@@337x you shouldn’t watch it, I’m a generally happy person and no mental issues, after watching it I’ve had several anxiety attacks and I’m in constant paranoia.

[@minochanel]

"It s my dream to be a gamer." The cringe..... the cringe it hurts...

[@vrapbrap]

I can't believe they just blurted out the G-word.

[@godisforever7263]

The cringe has killed my wish to live.

[@ponderousowl7966]

I want to game end the child

[@rasmuskock8077]

@@damigamermx-us8291 I'm a gringe, and this is gamer

[@liscan8978]

Literally when anyone introduces themselves as a gamer

[@Drewspage]

coming back to this vid after the jjjaxfilms stuff is so funny remembering shes always been this way😭

[@jizou1581]

Pryo: it wasn’t Noah who parted the Red Sea, it was dhar man. Moses: you’re damn right it wasn’t Noah

[@jonathanalexis287]

Hahahha

[@jonathanalexis287]

He said Noah bu it was Moses who parted the red sea

[@Monkeh516]

God: *if it wasn't for me, the journey to freedom wouldn't exist*

[@heliusuniverse7460]

pryon disease-cynical

[@2stral]

please tell me you edited the mistakes in

[@hersheyzrespawn]

"he has a decepticon decal on his car" *Shows autobot decal* ☹️

[@salsicha5305]

This generation does not know of the sacred texts, we truly do live in a society

[@Mike14264]

I knew he was wrong.

[@Heiniko]

Heresy! Heresy! Heresy!

[@colorless331]

Few! I thought I was the only one

[@Oodelallie]

D’Khale*

[@PapaFlammy69]

A new Pyro release ;_; I'm so happy rn

[@MattF]

yesssir

[@klyupos10]

jens watches pyro? incredible

[@moistbread180]

the man can finally be back and not be worrisome for.

[@aadi.p4159]

Papa flammy

[@MorseOnYoutube]

If my latest video didnt make you smile I owe you a 1965 Ford 6000

[@spaghetti3010]

"If guys can do something, then so can girls" Pee standing upwards.

[@2stral]

fun fact: they indeed can

[@spaghetti3010]

@@2stral Okay. But can they easily do it while facing forwards? I hope not.

[@2stral]

@@spaghetti3010 yes, actually

[@spaghetti3010]

@@2stral AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@mcbedo6568]

@@2stral we can??

[@ThereIsSnoway]

sniperwolf: sorry link you cant have credit come back when you're a little mmmmm richer.

[@guachorhonaldhinio33]

morrrrree shoeeeeeee

[@everyrapid]

PYROCYNICAL IS MY INSPIRATION!! my mom said that if I got 10K subscribers!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! begging you GUYS please!

[@diegoo8983]

@@everyrapid reported for spam

[@Hambo325]

Bruh you got the quote wrong

[@ness2965]

@@diegoo8983 epic reddit bot police wholesome 100 chungus keanu reeves moment

[@elijusteli7196]

I believe it goes like this Protagonist is humble James Bond villain comes in and makes fun of protagonist But then, protagonist gives James Bond villain life lesson Roll credits

[@This_side_of_the_internet]

A lesson that every James Bond villain will learn eventually. That bullets are poisonous.

[@FFFr3sHHH]

*agent 47 left the game*

[@andresjuarez638]

Fr

[@hypedmaniac8444]

James Bond 2022 trailer: ‘Foolish Mr. Bond! You should know by now... girls can’t be gamers!’ *DO, DO, DOO!*

[@yportne6410]

Every video is basically: person1 - good person2 - bad genius.

[@deagek7638]

*N U G G E T*

[@Igneeka]

[person 1] [bad thing] [person 2], Instantly Regrets It

[@Aryan-p3m7e]

@@deagek7638 unique

[@benc573]

How to say absolutely nothing whilst seeming pretentious

[@yportne6410]

@@Igneeka you've cracked the code

[@KITT.007]

I love how slow darr mann speaks, like someone doesn’t understand what he’s saying in a normal tone.

[@dpage446]

This is actually the plot of the video "Kid makes fun of Dhar Mann, he lives to regret it"

[@ivewu3682]

"I am Optimus Prime and I send this message to Earth that women can in fact be G A M E R S"

[@fabrizeantonio4425]

Based Optimus Prime

[@boybangag_4206]

Based

[@EyePatchGuy88]

Unbased

[@_V.Va_]

We are here. We are waiting, and *_we_* are gamers...

[@cephalonwolf8422]

Autobots, where we droppin

[@hisisisters]

She's playing solo but she's talking with whom? Drop an airstrike.

[@markus6042]

She’s playing Solo in 14:41, and suddenly is in a Trio in 14:47

[@mafusally]

She forgot her schizophrenia pills

[@joeltaylorthethird5443]

@@mafusally 😂😂😂

[@Snoebal]

She’s monologuing, I do that in PvZ garden warfare 2, except I just call out whenever someone’s using a cheap playstyle.

[@JayKGames]

"He has a Decepticon Decal" Ah yes, Transformer, the show where the evil Optimus Prime and Bumblebee fight against to heroic Megatron and humble and honest Starscream

[@Dark6997]

Starscream was the most honest and loyal of them all

[@bennyokun3203]

Was he being deadass?

[@holdguard4624]

@@bennyokun3203 He probably knew it was an Autobot logo but called it a Decepticon logo because - like he said in his Far Cry 3 review - [he’s] really trying with this video. I think Pyro just wanted to get his point across the board. Pyro may not know of your valiant actions against the Deceptions, Bee, but *I* do.

[@chris5306]

Yes

[@PumpkinKat]

Actually there is an alternate universe, where Autobots and Decepticons roles are reversed. So Pyro's not completely wrong.

[@joshexiststoo]

I am going to sound like a nerd but at 4:50 that was an autobot sticker not decepticon. Which is funny because I like to imagine Dhar man driving in his car with an autobot symbol.

[@omegaPSI2006]

"You can have this playatation 5 I just bought." I legit said "what the fuck" way too loud

[@manic7954]

It’s because she has fat racks... of cash

[@alanrichard9092]

@@manic7954 will admit, you did have me in the first half

[@jomccallister5773]

@@manic7954 lmao

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Dhar Mann using a PS5 like any other cheap prop, and here I am not having one.

[@Wowsocool73]

Time stamp?

[@herpderpington]

The antagonists aren’t Jared Leto’s Joker, they are the actual Damaged tattoo on his forehead.

[@shawklan27]

Deep.

[@robertsmalls2293]

True

[@Bobbyondrugs]

society

[@promethium-145]

@@Bobbyondrugs We really do live on a planet!

[@Shundam]

"I've never won a Warfare game" is a most virgin line I've ever heard in a script ever.

[@Stinkiebinkie]

I haven't either, I think I need to game end

[@jamescooper4649]

​@@Stinkiebinkie youtube PERFECT THE PINWHEEL ROTATION warzone

[@k-leb4671]

25:54 Pyro mocks her for an Aussie accent slipping out while he simultaneously imitates a Kiwi accent instead.

[@wherethetatosat]

"It's my dream to be a gamer." Not even pro-gamer. Just gamer. Really shootin' for the moon there.

[@datkuriboi8465]

Bro nobody acts like this like my sister just doesn’t play because she’s 20 and doesn’t understand it but like just be like hey bro can I hop on later when your off the. Boom game

[@scheezy]

@@datkuriboi8465 This comment doesn't have even a semblance of sense

[@TheRealSlaky]

@@datkuriboi8465 can you repeat that in sensible English?

[@pickle1517]

@@datkuriboi8465 my brain hurts

[@-galaxy-5076]

@@datkuriboi8465 plz make sense

[@ThomasRoiloup]

You can tell Sniperwolf's a real nerd because she has glasses without lenses in them.

[@_Shadows__]

bruh

[@deckem287]

Haha

[@flawer1316]

thats an insult to nerds

[@teruterubozo]

based

[@Davis...]

Ok.

[@BOGUSGASMAN8]

"I don't think I can afford these anymore" Is he like renting shoes or something?

[@marcelo71235]

He’s living in a country where you have to pay shoe taxes

[@rainyengg7601]

69 likes. god dammit

[@fishyfish1917]

He has to pay for the electricity bills, because those are smart electric shoes

[@mr.beagle1438]

@@fishyfish1917 actually they're light up sketchers, but pop off

[@fishyfish1917]

@@mr.beagle1438 Actually, its the digitsole smartshoe, the world first intelligent sneaker, that you literally cant take off without bluetooth 😎

[@God34343]

I love how sniperwolf has so many subscribers but doesn’t bother to buy a microphone

[@fernthehuman1183]

Pyro. It is not a decepticon decal, it’s an autobot decal.

[@milliman4]

Worse than his fat furry fetish

[@thomascp33]

THANK YOU

[@Xero12567]

Thank you for that

[@hankmarlboro7309]

*decayle

[@User1234-5g]

"90 of cod funny moments is when they find a child" *shows Titanfall gameplay* I salute you Pyrocynical's editor.

[@subdows]

Where

[@freddislettis9835]

Lol same. Where the fuck is titan fall 3. I need it now

[@bruh2876]

think he edits his own videos

[@ammagon4519]

@@bruh2876 as I can remember he probably has one, Ramskr is the name I think.

[@bladeeHAHAH]

Timestamp?

[@discountdriip424]

I feel like pyro has never watched transformers if he thinks that shit is a “decepticon” symbol lol

[@Anto2002]

IKR?

[@gh0st__mi564]

i was about to say that too

[@OfficialExplosionMusic]

Oh god thank you. At least 45 people had a childhood.

[@indexwell6546]

He prob watch just forgets it

[@fluffy5156]

Autoboy smh

[@Jossfr2]

This aged like milk