Logan Paul's first movie is worse than you can imagine

[@AlbertSirup]

the guy just putting in his dad's password is honestly the most accurate depiction of hacking I've ever seen in a mainstream movie.

[@shotguntimmy]

in most movies, they just open the laptop and say "were in" in 3 seconds

[@C0mmMC]

@@shotguntimmy *intense keyboard sounds* Ok, ive hacked into the mainframe were in

[@AlbertSirup]

@@shotguntimmy "A Gigabyte of RAM should do the trick"

[@11th_defender51]

@@AlbertSirup yeah lol that was so scuffed

[@apttewly]

most hacking is social engineering. those "what's your star wars name" images that ask for your initials or pet names or whatever? Those are used to answer password security questions

[@s4n714g000]

The most unrealistic thing in the movie is anyone listening to what the UN says

[@skantinavi3767]

facts lmao

[@RobotronSage]

lol tell that to the netherlands as they bend over backwards for still complying with REAGANS policies regarding cannabis. Weed was never legal in Amsterdam brother! Go ahead look it up! And they still won't legalize it despite it being a bajillion $$$ industry. I thought Dutch people were so good at mercantilism? (they're not) (everything in Holland is 3 to 4 times more expensive than in neighbouring countries!!!)

[@dogwithabeard2612]

@@RobotronSage ok

[@Falzelo]

@@RobotronSage ok

[@Nashakarnasadakaam]

@@RobotronSage ok

[@bugalet]

Don't let the 19 billion view stretch goal distract you from the fact that this is pyro's plan to dethrone MLG teletubbies as his most watched video

[@anotherwanderingwisp858]

Billion* 😅

[@bugalet]

@@anotherwanderingwisp858 Oops my bad - thanks for the nudge :)

[@lonniesmith1360]

i guess we'll have to get mlg teletubbies to 50 billion as well

[@gamehive8025]

We must not let that happen.

[@danishcookies]

Well it looks like this video is doing pretty bad compared to his usual views. But let's just hope😤

[@nuclearbomb9483]

Unrealistic, the UN would never actually do something.

[@ristonvesotsky953]

monitored genocide time

[@chadbat4205]

@@ristonvesotsky953 and lebensraum bad lol

[@ristonvesotsky953]

@@chadbat4205 hm?

[@artsyrache]

No no no they would have a vote on wether or not to wag their fingers at nations with high population.

[@DunkTasticMan]

@@ristonvesotsky953 Lebensraum I believe in German means living space, so funny no no Germans.

[@maltesers1239]

The acting, world-building, and plot development in the honey ad is genuinely better than in the movie.

[@danielyoungblood3931]

It's also somehow better than the 3rd Dead Space.

[@leafymeadow9811]

Acting? I thought it was alright, especially for Logan. World-building? Barely any, maybe a few droplets of it. Plot development? Ehhhhhh, there's some, not a great amount but you can tell it's there.

[@willsommerfeld1933]

It’s still a good movie, it’s just that Logan Paul was the protagonist. If you could have gotten anyone else better than him, this movie would’ve been incredible

[@cheeseman6016]

Boutta comment basically the same thing and saw this

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

It is a good concept, but logan paul, and youtube, and the other ones that nobody has heard of

[@almondboyo2428]

First Pyro inadvertently baits Petscop 2, now he's purposely baiting the Thinning 2. This says a lot about our society.

[@planatano_]

You have a loli pfp. This says a lot about our society.

[@almondboyo2428]

@@planatano_ I'll have you know that she's actually (probably) hundreds of years old. That means it is okay, after all, implied age is not actually age.

[@dannyfeng5110]

everyone wants petscop 2, but nobody wants to plant a tree 😔

[@marew7562]

@@dannyfeng5110 every petscop 2 wants, but tree plant no

[@hoopmooy3543]

@Sproot We all know nobody would believe it if he said that.

[@theonewhoknocks1412]

Imagine these preschoolers going to die for not passing a test from an alphabet knowledge

[@Xbsnsiisywgwbwkapapaiuw888]

r.i.p to all the children who couldnt put the shapes in the correct hole 😔

[@theonewhoknocks1412]

@@Xbsnsiisywgwbwkapapaiuw888 R.I.P 😔

[@promethium-145]

@@theonewhoknocks1412 Say my name...

[@naethavenir9422]

Paul Ellison Heisenberg

[@GamingLover-xp8hc]

Thats what commie china does.

[@joed7450]

This entire plot was actually copied from a Doctor Who episode called "The Beast Below" released in 2010, honestly the plots are completely identical. Kids have to take a test, if they fail they get "killed", but it turns out they just become labourers underground.

[@nsr4000]

Yeah I thought it was familiar lmao

[@lancebaylis3169]

Most every story has been done before by Doctor Who at some point in it's 60 years of existence. Like, literally. Even The Matrix in 1999 had been done by Doctor Who in 1976.

[@crazy922blade]

@@lancebaylis3169 good point, doctor who has covered nearly every interesting tv topic there is, I suppose you can’t really ever make anything on tv anymore that doesn’t even slightly resemble an episode of doctor who.

[@yahhah3027]

Simpsons did it

[@justsomenumpty]

@@crazy922blade No wonder the 13th Doctor is so bland and stale in comparison to the others. Or maybe it's because she can't act, I can't decide

[@JBOSSISLIT]

The fact that pyro had to search up “it’s everyday bro” for this video we truly do live in a Society

[@Modernhabitus]

We live in a society

[@ok-vz8cm]

We live in a society

[@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911]

We live in a social structure

[@michakowaleczko7512]

It was a few years ago-day bro

[@heysiritellmeacoolprofilen7296]

society, we live in

[@dan_is_kia9483]

He gave us a sequel to the Logan Paul movie, but not a sequel to Petscop

[@theorcamafia]

We will never get it

[@MtnDew4828]

Dew

[@savansorensen9891]

I think it’s a prequel

[@ros9764]

All i want is the Far Cry 2 review to be honest

[@Averyaveragedeskin]

we demand a sequel

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

I love the character development in this movie. The dad goes from the most reasonable to the least reasonable character.

[@ammagon4519]

Yeah ngl, I thought he was gonna be a helpless boomer to a hypocritical doûché

[@Flome810]

@@ammagon4519 Nah I thought he was gonna discover his dabbing powers to their full potential

[@Unreachableparadise]

yeah thats probably what happens when you associate with logan paul

[@hrmrmrmmr6306]

yes lol

[@PGerman.]

Sounds like Ironwood in rwby

[@takkun215]

genuinely pissed off that bunked was mentioned but Jessie wasn't

[@alexrempel3274]

Lmao I was thinking the same thing I'm sure he googled what she's been in and copy and pasted the first few that came up

[@Turnaround72]

@@alexrempel3274 and?

[@SheetsAndStuff]

Jessie and Bunked were apart of my child hood, even though it might have been a shitty show. I’m not sure if it’s good I haven’t watched it in years.

[@lightlylemony]

@@Turnaround72 and?? tf do you mean and, they're giving the reason why he said bunked but not jessie

[@Turnaround72]

@@lightlylemony it’s not bad because he obviously hasn’t watched the show dickweed

[@theemeraldtuber]

I feel bad for the guards. They're just trying to do their job, but they all get beat up by Logan's biceps.

[@donquesewilliamswilliams3497]

Where was Logan at Auschwitz with those biceps?

[@stevenbobbybills]

@@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 smh

[@promethium-145]

@@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 Yeh. Also, why would the students be told beforehand that they might be executed? Why not just hide control chips in their head (using sci fi tech or something) which explode when the exam failures are escorted into a soundproof room? I just made this up, and it's almost more plausible than this film. El Momento de BRUH.

[@emarythomp]

@@promethium-145 well they don’t actually kill them either. It’s kinda pointless

[@promethium-145]

@@emarythomp Oh, right. Well, they could just inject the failed students with sleepers, and then ship them to the sweatshops. Idk lol.

[@oisinmccaughley624]

It’s really funny because the UN is going against the Geneva convention in this movie

[@marvininabox]

Nothing new there

[@Antiyoukai]

UN Man Bad

[@sup_a]

@INFINIVERSE OF SWAG what countries can do or cant do in wars like they can’t kill civilians or use nukes.

[@Shinhwachangjo01]

@@Antiyoukai yes UN bad

[@bordigotto6603]

more like geneve suggestion

[@kahutiarisk8075]

As a New Zealander I would like to say we also have fish and chips. But no wife...

[@JermaSus985]

As a New Zealander I can confirm

[@endmybuffering]

Can also confirm it is our only food source

[@ruthvik8913]

As fish and chips I can confirm

[@nocomment7787]

As a confirm I can New Zealander

[@FreedomCobra]

atleast you have sheep

[@FunnyDude119]

I love the concept of “In some countries, they kill off their old people. In others, they only allow parents to have one baby (the most reasonable in that sort of situation). In America, what if only the best kids at retaining information they’ve been given were allowed to live here!”

[@alaskabane5340]

One baby thing is actually so logical that it boggles my mind how US went straight to yeeting highschoolers off the planet lol

[@co7769]

@@alaskabane5340 not just high schoolers but anyone under 18 old enough to take a test and fail it.

[@alaskabane5340]

@@co7769 lmao that just makes it better

[@pedropradacarciofi2517]

One child policy was actualy pretty disastruous for China Still arguably the best solution (especialy when the other are genocide) but it's far from beeing humane

[@bdsmgaming3627]

Hmmm sounds familiar **looks at east Asia**

[@analienmango8756]

The concept of "The Thinning" would have the opposite effect of what its supposed to do, since parents would have as many kids as possible to increase the chances of having at least a few that would pass.

[@Nekoszowa]

All the writers would have to do is to make a rule that in such world parents can have only two children.

[@tzorfireis425]

Also by killing off so many kids 20 years after the thinning is implemented there's going to be a demographic apocalypse because there's straight up not enough adults to support the economy, which while technically achieving the purported goal of reducing humankind's ecological impact, would still be an utter disaster for everyone involved.

[@Air_Serpent]

@@tzorfireis425 which is what China is going through, oddly enough

[@deadshot5007]

@@tzorfireis425 Did you see in the end where they show that they weren't executed?

[@Oujouj426]

@@tzorfireis425 In times of hardship, in reality, people would leave their elders to die, by walking them to the woods and leaving them there. Somehow, I guess, it's more "nice" to kill kids than old people who already had a long, nice life and are no longer contributing to society much. When your whole story relies on the "trolley problem" at least make the story justify why the clearly wrong decision was made.

[@lenoribahi]

Sequel is “The thickening” and it’s just Logan doing squats for 1h34m

[@emuofficial9426]

Underrated comment

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

No it's just a picture of Logan slowly expanding

[@Enilks]

I'm thinning cuz all the air is rapidly exiting out of my youngs

[@kino8462]

it should be logan receiving a hair transplant so that pyro can't make another receding hairline joke

[@3131-u3f]

LMAO

[@ConnorPugs]

Manifesting petscop 2

[@notciner9846]

me too connor, me too

[@ILOVEYOUTUBE12722]

Hello checkmark

[@IsaacEyes]

hello coomar

[@themasterchiefproductions]

me too

[@Harleig]

It's gonna happen on April 1st

[@tcyier]

I swear Payday 2 guards are smarter than the guards in this movie

[@csaver]

At least the pd2 guards could take Jake Paul in a fight

[@bananabuns1369]

bronco police on dead sentence have a bigger chance of killing you than these knuckleheads

[@esooGrM]

@@bananabuns1369 you mean normal?

[@apapz3245]

That’s my throwing arm bro, do you know who I am

[@themanwithoutaplan9389]

Kinda late comment, but I’m 99% sure that the masks, voice changers, and makeup are actually designed to protect the identity of the people who do the thinning. It’s kinda like how executioners wore hoods so the city or village wouldn’t know who it was and seek retribution or revenge through them. Might also just be overthinking it, and that they did it to make the guards look extra faceless and evil.

[@Turnaround72]

Executioners did not need to hide their identity, it was essential in the case of executing Bloody Mary

[@celeryking3483]

Yeah I wouldn't want people to know I acted in the movie either

[@shunderstock8080]

Ah yes, people who do their jobs, very evil

[@pengstirbkuchen5987]

@@shunderstock8080 would you want to be the guy known to execute children for a living? The „I am just following orders“ approach works well in theory, but the reality is kinda different.

[@shunderstock8080]

@@pengstirbkuchen5987 Well, yeah, it's different, but will I hate these particular guys or will I hate someone who hired them and gave them orders?

[@JameBond007.]

i like how the test scores are dragable so you can just switch them

[@jacrispygames2170]

Nice profile pic

[@sisajmudo]

Nice profile pic

[@radicalrights7130]

Nice profile pic

[@laundrybasketgamers]

Nice profile pic

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

Fuck this chain, I broke it

[@tullius1289]

Back in high school our teacher literally made us watch this during class as he thought it was a "great critique of the education system"

[@strikeveteran247]

Wait is it pyro or the movie? If its the latter then ur teacher is sadistic.

[@Hiroakiarai88]

ANSWER US WE MUST KNOW OF THIS PROPHET

[@icytidal3228]

If they said “back in high school” they probably don’t mean a day ago

[@joejr1120]

Riiiiight... and Minecraft is an amazing Physics simulator.

[@carmenpopescu1284]

Satan : I just wanted to say I’m a huge fan

[@thikkielee2675]

Honestly the whole mess in the second test can be avoided if the system allow Mason to change the score instead of swapping it with someone else.

[@DankSpoony]

If you blink in a pyro video, you miss an hour of editing

[@Deadosaurus]

True lmao

[@ammagon4519]

Thank you old Goblin Scout

[@dracoborne2648]

If you think this is busy, watch a twomad video.

[@hi_its_jerry]

@@dracoborne2648 if you think a twomad video is busy then watch my bed. my wife and her boyfriend are in it.

[@catofoz5146]

ayyy shit don't i know you?

[@OneSaltyBruh]

“Logan Paul’s first movie is worse than you can imagine” Damn, that is an accomplishment

[@Cruscker]

It isn't like Logan has managed to beat the cringe meter every movie he makes

[@TurtleChad1]

Logan Paul's movie isn't even approved by a turtle

[@obs7477]

Lol

[@theovalgum8746]

@@TurtleChad1 what is you're opinion on plastic straw

[@obamium3020]

“I don’t know, I can imagine quite a bit”

[@mitchellforrest1625]

I love how Pyro changed the thumbnail to show that the real The Thinning was the hairline we lost along the way

[@promethium-145]

It's not about the money, it's about the hairline!

[@noname-lk7jb]

How dare he

[@bradenr867]

Logan’s a good actor, I mean he acted like an interesting person for years

[@genghiskhan8782]

Notice how there's a slight confusion sometimes when someone calls Logan Paul 'Blake', like he still hasn't gotten used to not being recognized every five seconds.

[@kino8462]

“You know what we do with Parasites?!” Put them in the trending tab

[@dorothywickham7289]

damn it

[@TESTINGECKO]

@BT3Ks_P4F You mean the Roblox OOF sound affect?

[@enderzip]

mincecaft

[@joanagarcia46]

Venom: 🤬

[@No-yb2kn]

LMAO

[@adddiz]

pyrocynical has become a fusion between IHE and internet historian

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

Holy crap you're right

[@eshwar6969]

And it's great

[@conq1273]

@Zouthth That's the best part

[@supraguy4694]

Except he doesn't have an ugly ass pfp like IHE

[@_Jeep_]

Im not complaining

[@Pheminon1]

Most hacking really is just, "I stole your password, now I can get into your account." So, that hacking scene was actually pretty accurate lol

[@jakosloth]

Not only is this movie set in America, but it's set in Texas. And there's no guns in the movie. Yeah you thought if that one real well Logan

[@Mouse_Librarian]

Yeah, he also missed the fact that we say "y'all" every sentence and that we all ride our horses to school every day.

[@waterdamagedtextbook9858]

@@Mouse_Librarian they really missed the mark with this one

[@jakosloth]

@@Mouse_Librarian Lmao

[@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153]

Don't forget this is apparently a dystopian world, and I reckon in a dystopian world innocent people wouldn't be allowed to own guns.

[@accountname9506]

@@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 I don't think Logan thought that far.

[@TheMisterEpic]

Actually a decent and interesting concept, they could have done much more with it

[@kiwistudios9511]

Nani?!?

[@kiwistudios9511]

Are you papa?

[@Lolfattenski]

I mean at this point america could use a "thinning"

[@itsbright16]

Tree

[@hamburgamer2043]

it reminds me of the hunger games

[@christianlorrain877]

Pyro: "1 wrong question could still give you a 75%" The visual: 4/5=75%

[@SammyStickman]

Guess he would be dead (Or put to work)

[@biosavat9475]

Big brain moment

[@big_sea]

yes

[@castor9907]

So what you're saying is he would have failed the test

[@offbrandbiscuit]

I remember when the trailers of this were first coming out and I thought the idea was really interesting, a dark future where they're so obsessed with intellect that they let a test define whether you live or die. But then they shot themselves in the foot with the ending showing that they failures of the test literally are just sent to work, producing the tablets that are used for the test. You could paint that as a reflection of society where the lower-scoring people have to work menial jobs (line worker, shelf-stacker, etc.) that are generally considered undesirable by the rest of the general public, while the more intellectually gifted go on to bigger things such as science, finance, etc. But when the idea of your film is "if you aren't smart enough for this test, you will literally die" it really shoots the whole premise in the foot by meaning the stakes are basically non-existent now. A̶l̶s̶o̶,̶ ̶L̶o̶g̶a̶n̶ ̶P̶a̶u̶l̶'̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶,̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶o̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶l̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶5̶ ̶p̶o̶i̶n̶t̶s̶.̶

[@johnhowell145]

the maths of getting rid of 5% of the same group every year 12 times is insane, by 12th grade only 54ish% of the original cohort would be left

[@manifesto_mindset]

Not to mention that the actual premise of "overpopulation is what's destroying the planet" is also complete nonsense bullshit on top of that

[@ravendefinitelyover188]

@@manifesto_mindset overpopulation does destroy the world tho

[@manifesto_mindset]

@@ravendefinitelyover188 Overpopulation doesn't. Unsustainable consumption & waste does.

[@brettonjohansen1619]

@@manifesto_mindset Yeah, from overpopulation...

[@Scrungelz]

@@manifesto_mindset Yeah there's a thing called carrying capacity which is the maximum amount of something (people in this case) that an ecosystem can support. Once you go over it people would die of starvation and such until you're back under the carrying capacity. Then repeat.

[@USSMariner]

The eye makeup in hindsight is actually genius. In a society not run by brainlets, you'd be easily able to see kids trying to pass as guards since they wouldn't have eye makeup.

[@e4_blitz785]

You underestimate females

[@likeabossgaming5571]

@@e4_blitz785 Well, all the guards are male, no? Also, guards have specific voice changers.

[@e4_blitz785]

@@likeabossgaming5571 The voice changer is probably in the uniform..

[@jimreily7538]

Kids can see makeup. And buy it. And wear it.

[@radioactivemango2029]

@@jimreily7538 no I think it is since the resources are scare and expensive

[@rpgryder1886]

Its so weird seeing dez from austin and ally and emma from bunk'd and jesse my childhood in a dystopia movie

[@hanialis7704]

Ikr

[@voodoo2006]

man i wished i had a childhood

[@Dondon-wt5mw]

Emma from jessie

[@starringvincentprice]

@@voodoo2006 mate did you pop out the womb aged 20 what the fuck

[@420mar5]

@@Dondon-wt5mw Yeah I knew her from Jessie and then I was gladly surprised seeing her in cobra kai

[@sonicgamer999-]

That “NO I’M FUCKING NOT!” Was the only time logan has ever made me crack a smile

[@notrealy180217]

the most annoying part about this, is that the base idea for the film is actually very interesting.

[@lilyhayes6663]

Fr actually talented people should write/produce/star in this

[@Cairo40000]

Kinda like Bright. A world where the whole fantasy setting is placed in modern times is good but damn the delivery wasn't the best IMO

[@erika002]

The concept was good but the execution...nope, not execution....all of it was done wrong. It doesn't even "feel" like a dystopian sci-fi movie.

[@AlbertoTuber]

I liked it

[@Gone29364]

Thought i was the only one here

[@crunglemcbungley]

When the kid gets bumped and loses his contacts... That's just not how contacts work. I wear contacts. They are FIRMLY attached to your retinas. You can't just have them fly out of your face by getting shoved too hard. Edit: Look man I'm not a fuckin' biologist, I just know retinas are bits in the eyes, and mine don't work very well

[@Twiggy10]

Yeah, I was thinking that

[@puddleBUN]

ATTACHED TO YOUR RETINAS???

[@SHAD0WKNITE]

Yeah I have wore contacts for 4 years only time they get close to falling out is if I get poked in the eye or my eyes get more dry than a desert

[@Traveler_202]

Nooo...... they were just physics clipped into his model and got launched out

[@meatdress8111]

"Retinas" lol

[@asher3262]

Why wouldn’t they just put a limit to how many children you can have instead of murdering ones that already exist💀💀

[@thatlemonadeguy6742]

Because we already have One Child Nation and What Happened to Monday?, you know, actual good movies.

[@JoaoOstroski420]

in the movie it says that whiile in other countries do that, america is different. because fuck it! they always are, so i guess they got that right. 10/10 (they say that when they are showing the little animated movie about how the sistem works to the children that are about to take the test)

[@franz3810]

other countries have that system but USA adopted that model

[@icecrystal2310]

Because China would've thrown a hissy fit over this movie.

[@randomperson3228]

That’s a book

[@bisexualsmoothtalker1270]

The fact that the movie tried to pass off Logan Paul as ‘smart’ is hilarious to me

[@Yahiamice]

starring Logan Paul's biceps as ''Blake Redding's Biceps"

[@thelogicdefier4630]

nah its worse

[@nietzam69]

Hey its the funny youtuber

[@BallsBreaker41]

Disgusting

[@wtfistonicwater1120]

Who are you?

[@deserted4ever]

@mr freakout no I don’t want to become a neckbeard who drinks monsters in order to continue gaming every day

[@AkimboJV]

Fun fact: this terrible movie was filmed at my terrible high school!

[@kobrax0341]

Got any crappy stories you would like to share if you dont mind me asking?

[@beckography]

Which one?

[@somethingenthusiast]

I bet people constantly make jokes about this movie

[@jaedendirtzu9624]

@@beckography it’s called diamond ranch high school I go there

[@drewinsur7321]

0 virginia techers around heh?

[@MusicDecomposer]

5:17 You confused the girl from Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2 and 3 with the girl from Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1.

[@oceanspcfailure]

Lol

[@titasvilimas8174]

Unwatchable

[@oceanspcfailure]

@@titasvilimas8174 the vid was great the movie was unwatchable mainly cause the writing and logan's acting

[@slyvesterakaspookmcskull6113]

disliked and unsubscribed

[@kosherre6243]

Disliked, unsubscribed, uninstalled, and factory reset.

[@Forestdude9000]

I like the concept, but I feel like there were other, far less expensive options. Also, yes Pyro, it's the bottom 5%. Also the reason the adults are so cruel is that they survived the thinning, meaning statistically 60% of everyone they knew in their schools are dead. Also, sequel?

[@sothicsart]

Lol why are people saying Pyro has woken up from a coma.. he’s just spent weeks editing a video about Logan Paul, nothing but dedication this whole time

[@toxic8129]

Yeah he posts every month

[@lynxx0812]

still waiting for Petscope 2

[@whateverkat8122]

@@lynxx0812 You’re hilarious

[@minnows-_-]

High quality long videos every once in a blue moon is better than 10 minute hastily made ones

[@professorpenne9962]

that in itself is like directly exposing yourself to chernobyl levels of toxicity. pyro is a brave lesbian.

[@caenn47]

The amount of mass effect refrences are taking over the dark souls one, what a society we live in

[@lordquas9997]

We need more dark souls references

[@bonzibuddy5706]

Yes

[@gunnery519]

the concept is actually really interesting, and terrifying... but it's executed so badly

[@toastcrumch]

Executed (badum tss)

[@MrTheil]

That’s exactly how I felt

[@Catglittercrafts]

Exactly!

[@amor7886]

right? they had so much potential

[@gunnery519]

@@amor7886 I really wanted to see the repercussions this had on the world, like rioting, and protests in schools and stuff. Like they really could have made a great film here

[@kinghashbrown7998]

Out of all the youtuber movies, this is the only movie I've seen with an interesting premise, probably the only compliment I can give this movie

[@fangs0912]

Only the real ones know that it’s actually Emma Ross from Jessie

[@xijinping6235]

Yea

[@therealplaguerat]

real boy gang unite

[@a9tan9sij97]

Yesssssir

[@lunar8222]

Factual

[@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616]

You mean Ellie from The Swap... (Yes I'm joking)

[@jmigsan]

Took me too long to realise those were 2 different girls

[@goose7215]

Were they played by the same actor?

[@EsotericTherapy]

Bit of a lesson for casting agents, there.

[@dodothegamer9027]

Logan Paul officially has a small connection to the Tom and Jerry movie

[@lachlanmtb7540]

Lmao same

[@Dianimations_]

SAME

[@joewall6608]

A minute of a pyrocynical contains almost 10 years worth of references and built up knowledge about every conceivable piece of media or video game. I feel like god when I get one

[@thehermit8618]

I gotta admit, a lot of his jokes are compounded, it would surprise me only he gets the whole gag sometimes

[@epicboxx3838]

The story is good but the execution is literally in hell. But there is a major plot hole of why they chose students and not like prisoners, just cut prison food, and spend money to increase agricultural export. 36:31 someone call Johnny Joestar on this man

[@Dr.Oofers]

Well the whole point is that parents keep having kids, and more kids means bigger population. They probably have the death penalty for more prisons in an event like this. But that only solves a portion of the problem. Agricultural exports makes the most sense, yet at the same time, with the world dwindling on resources due to population, that likely includes land. Not just in the US but the rest of world.

[@robertgray3710]

That first grader that was asking for help is the best character in the movie I mean cmon he’s only 5-6 years old

[@caesthoffe]

that scene was actually good, probably because there's no funny man logen pale

[@spongy7426]

@@caesthoffe I can’t watch horror movies so I skipped it because it made me sad.

[@ozone8897]

7-8 years not 5-6

[@robertgray3710]

@@ozone8897 where I live it’s like 6 to go into first grade

[@spongy7426]

@@caesthoffe LOGAN PAIL? LOGAN PAIIIIIIIILL

[@poncho5073]

My mom walked in when you were referring to to student giving the teacher “benefits” and she asked what I was watching- so I told her I’m watching an in depth documentary on a 2016 best picture

[@reekarp669]

It’s not incorrect

[@snob252]

Fun fact: His honey advertisement was better than this entire movie!

[@beelitz_]

Indeed

[@TheOfficialJeffBezos]

Thanks funny glasses emoji man

[@mrice2640]

That was fun

[@flamingfire1699]

I hated the honey ad. It took up like a full minute of the video

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

that's always brutal.

[@ZeyTheDaemon]

That ending kinda defeats the whole purpose of the thinning being a thing in the first place. If it's to solve population issues, but they just move the failures underground, then... You're not solving shit, just moving the problem elsewhere. I don't really see how that solves anything.

[@SunshowerWonderlab]

America moment

[@WhyNot-xz7vx]

So guys we did it, pyro made fun of dream

[@dababystone472]

"So guys we did it we finnely reached the point where we made fun of green minecraft stickman"

[@angadgrewal9324]

timestamp

[@maxerduster]

@german citizen same thing tbh

[@ryzokusovai3403]

Man I'd take Pyro advertising Honey over MrBeast any day

[@tunafish5462]

pyro is one of the few people that I don't skip their ad part (drew gooden's ads are hilarious too)

[@naethavenir9422]

Tuna Fish don't forget Internet historian too!

[@soniamokros5643]

Pyro and Internet Historian are one of few people that somehow manage to make advertisements fun

[@thebestnoob8]

the concept of the movie wasn't bad its just the execution.

[@michaelbronson7410]

Agreed!

[@tinvedeka2163]

The execution of the kids 😎😎😳🤣😂👌👌👌lmaoooo /j

[@VibingMeike]

Err the concept is... Alright I guess. It's still flawed, but it could possibly make a good movie... It just wasn't this one lol.

[@aceambling7685]

Wasn't bad... Wasnt good either, the problem with "overpopulation" movies is that historically that kind of thing tends to sort itself out. Malthusian pressures are cyclical and inevitable, when you have a surplus of young people it causes socio-political instability, which typically triggers a cascading failure of social systems, which causes mass death, reducing the surplus population to manageable levels. Basically shit would hit the fan before overpopulation could become drastic enough for the UN to issue a population control mandate.

[@aceambling7685]

Also the Overpopulation scare is always done from the perspective of global population, neglecting the divergent realities of demographics. Europe, China, Russia, and Japan all have below replacement level birthrates, the US has a healthy birthrate and plenty of free livable land. The only truly overpopulated places are in the third world, where populations have boomed due to economic and agricultural factors, but poverty has only grown because of corruption and autocracy. Ex. Egypt, which will likely collapse into civil war/revolution in the near future, as the youth population is massive and extremely poor.

[@mishmash4760]

FYI when he said “No relation to a lonely man in Sweden” he was referring to his cry of fear video. My favorite on this channel

[@sadrat5375]

You know I bet most kids here would be completely silent and not want to talk or push anyone around, as they know their life is on the line

[@Flome810]

@ I would rig their tests so they can be executed tbh

[@googlymoogly3009]

@@Flome810 you have issues

[@sadrat5375]

@@googlymoogly3009 his name said everything

[@igorkopacynski8906]

@@Flome810 Honestly, would make sense.

[@Flome810]

@@googlymoogly3009 I’m doing everyone a favor the fuck?

[@bobobingus3155]

Lol every single kid would have anxiety for 12 years, if they don’t already

[@thepastaprogenitor851]

I'd like to think that it turns this edu system into a worse version of the japanese system

[@jackcassidy9963]

@@thepastaprogenitor851 oof

[@user-zd6cn4zw8e]

That’s just like normal school but with less steps. They do the hard work and kill you instead of letting you do it yourself!

[@Riel_question_mark]

Bro if this shit ever happened there would be a fat revolution

[@GranddukeofWales]

@@Riel_question_mark viva la revolution

[@Ted4321]

You think the reason the guards have a voice changer is cause it's obvious they hired only two guards and didn't want them to sound the same in each scene?

[@pettalkingbrick5287]

nah they just had really high pitched, harsh voices. Like daffy duck

[@fullcircle2507]

The batons are compact batons that slip into the handle and the are practically wobbly metal pipes

[@adolfdripler3413]

the pop tart scene is like every youtuber trying to stretch a video to 8 minutes

[@matto2329]

i agreee

[@cdvideodump]

Real OG's remember when it was 10 minutes

[@wess5601]

@@cdvideodump I thought it still was

[@PersonPlaceThing1]

@@cdvideodump wait it's not 10 anymore?

[@GranddukeofWales]

@@cdvideodump it's still 10 isn't it?

[@santiagocarrer7394]

the worst part is that the movie actually had a very interesting and potentially great idea, but it had to end with youtube stars

[@etiennesellen8384]

Just no

[@VlidOnTheLead]

The idea is very interesting but the acting.. uh..

[@jimreily7538]

No, it is not. Because, the parents would buy the answers. Politicians - presumably democratically elected - would accept bribes from the guards, or bribe the guards. The guards would have children as well. The entire premise is so unutterably stupid that only a really stupid person would conceive of it as being a passable plot for a film.

[@santiagocarrer7394]

@@jimreily7538 you know there is a thing called "I'm a privileged high class member and the rules don't apply to me" you think the politicians that made the rule are morons, of course they will set a rule that excludes rich people and politicians

[@connorripley12]

@@jimreily7538 Well no. What do you think a DYSTOPIA is? This is much like The Hunger Games but instead of physical survival, its intellectual survival. The government would be tyrannical so they won't be democratically elected and therefore will not accept bribes from ordinary citizens and because they will run the ruling class. Now i can grant you that the guards and government may have children and that is the only loophole i can find, but as they are literally the ruling class, the rules will not apply to them. The idea is actually a very frightening abstract as it is literally invoking eugenics, passing on the intellectual genes for a "greater" society. The execution of the film is poor, the only redeeming quality is the idea.

[@Madderthanjoker]

You're ability to reference the most obscure references on the internet is nothing short of incredible. How much content would I have to inject into my eye sockets for this super ability.

[@ammagon4519]

Be a 1st world citizen

[@wahyudyatmika5119]

Reddit and excessive KZbin time

[@aftersumtime]

yu'ore

[@sparkyboi4387]

he literally referenced ss13 in one of his videos, which is weird, cuz its a really hidden game... (also, i dont recommend you guys to play ss13, most of the community is really toxic and a lot of the servers are either 4chan shit with people that keeps crying when you ask them to follow the rules or 18+ servers)

[@SSCEurobeat]

@@aftersumtime ah uh, yr'oue*

[@Illogical.]

If they remove 5% of the people each test, and there are 12 tests, only 54% of people make it all the way through. also, the test is 2 hours long, so 90% of people with adhd or variants of adhd don't have a chance. Also, it strongly encourages sabotage.

[@JoJoFJ]

This is literally the same as a danish novel called “de hvide mænd” except in the novel you get to see what they are thinking and how sad and scared people get. And how fucked up some of them become..but the story is literally the same...

[@luansm]

it doesnt have an english edition does it

[@JoJoFJ]

@@luansm im not sure..i read it for a School project but i dont know if its also in an english version..if you want to search for it “de hvide mænd” translates to “the White men” if it helps.

[@VieneLea]

Is the twist ending there, too?

[@JoJoFJ]

yes but its slightly different: The main character fails and gets taken to the “execution place” but they tell him that he would be a good “hvid mand” (the evil guys) and he is told to execute his friend or be executed himself..it ends with a gunshot and then your left to guess what he chose yourself.

[@syllebob2079]

Damm er du også dansk?

[@brunneng38]

I remember back when I wore contacts and people would bump me and they’d fly out of my eyes.

[@kingmatai8662]

Wtf kinda wimpy ass contacts

[@Enilks]

yeah i hate it when that happens smh

[@brunneng38]

@@ally2317 correct.

[@nuclearbomb9483]

I hate it when i drop my glasses and they shatter like on tv

[@prelavpereira2998]

Its super annoying when I sneeze, my sunglasses evaporate

[@jaafarhassan6164]

Pyro's sponsor ads r the only ones i dont skip, theyre almost as if not just as funny as the rest video

[@MM-ss9yd]

Underrated comment

[@brokenbiscuit3609]

The only one who's on his level is probably Internet Historian's ads.

[@nondescripthandle212]

Internet historians are good too

[@flyingmintbunny1286]

His ads and internet historians are never skipped honestly!

[@rrrfc72]

Yeah him, internet historians and a couple others are so good at it

[@creativekitsune1298]

The concept is such a great idea! Just… the execution… is so bad. They could’ve done so much better.

[@Mk82282]

this movie would've been way better if they'd made it a comedy movie, where the guards roast the kids and offer them bad advice for a joke

[@DewaKrishna_]

Ngl the premise itself is actually interesting (an annual test to lower the population amount), i just wished it was executed better

[@bat6684]

@german citizen yessir

[@Quetip]

@german citizen I mean it's not bad because it is a youtuber movie, it's bad cuz they just skimped out on the story

[@goateyes76]

ok buddy the acting lol

[@bat6684]

@@goateyes76 the acting isn’t that bad, the problem is, logan

[@canned3880]

You didn't even mention Jessie, the best Spider-Man spin off series to ever be made. How could you deny Peyton's greatest work?

[@aidan6471]

Are you being sarcastic or...

[@canned3880]

@@aidan6471 it is definitely one of her most well known roles, and some of the best Spider-Man related content Disney was able to put out. (Jessie canonically exists in the Disney spiderverse thanks to a special they had)

[@taheemlewis7283]

Shut up

[@3-fist]

@@canned3880 holy shit I forgot about that ultimate Spider-Man special

[@claydave5325]

The halloween special

[@notandum]

the most annoying thing about this movie is that the concept is honestly pretty intriguing but it's just wasted

[@wazz35]

Interesting concept, brutal execution

[@dillpickle88888]

Try reading Unwind same concept but better execution

[@bruhmoment2306]

@@dillpickle88888 yes, greatest book series I’ve ever read, and I read ALOT, so that’s saying something

[@pergys6991]

@@wazz35 the execution went well but unfortunately it failed to actually kill any of us

[@rad.yall27]

Seriously, they probably need to hire better writers/directors. and maybe include better actors too, this movie could be a real dystopian blockbuster. The cheating with contact lens plot device honestly could be explored further, making the whole premise much more interesting... this is honestly disappointing!

[@ob2kenobi388]

My headcanon for the Pop-Tart scene: The dad has a member of his staff go out and buy Pop-Tarts for him, take them out of the cardboard box, and put them in the wooden case. That way he won't know what flavor they are, and he wants to be surprised

[@chrisdawson1776]

Ok mate that cool and all.. but who asked lmao

[@mirrorhymn]

​@@chrisdawson1776me i asked

[@TheAweDude1]

To be fair to the movie, they explain that the UN dictates a maximum amount of population increase. Therefore, it's not necessarily a pass/fail, or a percentage, but an absolute number of survivors, regardless of the tested population. Therefore, yes, cheater lady was indeed killing people.

[@co7769]

Wait I still didn’t get how the cheater lady was getting people killed. Shouldn’t everyone who passes the test survive?

[@thanosnoctem4473]

@@co7769 Since the UN wanted a certain amount of people dead therefore, if 50 people passed and the UN wanted 10 of them dead, the people who ranked from 41-50 would be killed.

[@abithapa9099]

@@co7769 Those who pass the test illegitimately are pushing down the scores of others, who would have passed had the cheaters not cheated, into the 5%, so they "die" when they should have survived.

[@Blueturtle1]

@@co7769 no it’s the bottom 5 (or whatever) percent. So you could pass and still get killed

[@xenopinquiauri]

@@Blueturtle1 so what type of test would you have to take where you pass but still end up in the bottom 5%? Cause didn’t they also say the percentage increases every year? So would people be getting dumber? If they kill off all the “dumb” characters, and only have kids who 100% pass, then what? Pick off the adults?

[@cullenmcbride1144]

The kids not being dead but being put to work instead is the most predictable twist ever

[@goose7215]

Soo... overpopulation is still a thing? Like wha?!? It would make sense in a hunger games setting where the killing is a punishment to ward off rebellion. But overpopulation?

[@lorenzmaut3708]

@@goose7215 Well that's an argument about how the important people in the world use fake things to get a profit, like you just said that overpopulation is a lie that they use to fund their system and have everything they want.

[@valeriolibratti7559]

@@goose7215 I mean it's not legal and goes against an united nation resolution so the government is in breach of a law for an advantage in production

[@ammagon4519]

Yeah ngl the ending is disappointing

[@eggmon420]

Yeah like as sad as it is, they should have just died. That gives the test an ACTUAL consequence. Now it just seems like a dumb idea.

[@thevck7885]

Pyro puts more effort in his ad reads than he did in hunt down the freeman.

[@DominikMaslyk]

_The aliens are coming! We’ve been compromised!_

[@jockeyfield1954]

because his ads are passion projects hunt down the freeman was solely made so the creator of the game can get a job at activision to make call of duty mobile

[@Anna-tk7ui]

@@DominikMaslyk Oh colonel, we are so _fucked_

[@dpet7756]

imagine passing the thinning for 11 years straight only to fail the last one

[@mrmustang61j37]

“We’ve lost a student” “Where is she?” Hmmmm

[@CosmicLazer06]

When teacher start asking: Which kind of shooter was it?

[@HandledToaster2]

Gone. Reduced to atoms.

[@GrammarGaming]

moral of the story: quiet = sad instead of loud = funny

[@maskedupman5806]

Benedict my boy here spitting facts

[@BallsBreaker41]

Family vlogging channel logic

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

My family in a nutshell

[@eddytheteddy8920]

After binging pyrocynicals videos, it feels weird to not be reminded about breaking bad every 2 minutes

[@teslashark]

Acceptable

[@onezerosevensix]

Acceptable

[@bussyeater-xc6xs]

Acceptable

[@Nelson_rod_riguez]

I just remember me and my cousins seeing an ad for this movie years ago and never heard about thinking it was some weird dream I had but nope I just remembered that this is real.

[@bruhkage2366]

You know what, in all seriousness, I appreciate the effort pyro puts in on the ad breaks.

[@verynice.mp4613]

Sponsor block

[@sadwasdead5065]

at first i didn't realize that it was an ad, since it wasn't boring

[@taxfraud8789]

I feel like they did a good job with the guards, they are hiding their identity so people don't know who they are after executing their kids

[@metalgearzwei]

they should have dark lenses to cover up their eye color, and all of their skin. seriously, making your villainous henchmen completely anonymous is great

[@Lambullghini]

The guards look like as if they're supposed to escort Hannibal Lecter and not kids. And do they really need bullet proof face masks? And even If they do, what's the point of having a bulletproof face mask but not having an actual gun??! Bruh, they could have used gas masks since that would make more sense, students have easy access to pepper spray and not guns. And what's up with the voice changer, those masks for sure don't have them, lol. Again, It would make more sense if they used gas masks, they wouldn't need the voice changers because your voice would soundn't sound exactly the same with them on.

[@toaster575]

@no or maybe yes tacticool af

[@chrissquid]

@@Lambullghini considering they’re killing the kid’s anyways it makes 0 sense for them to not have guns. Like you said it also makes no sense for them to have bullet proof masks/vests incase a student brings a gun in, yet not have any gun to fight back with if that does actually happen

[@Lambullghini]

@@chrissquid Exactly!

[@sphereware2115]

Honestly, this movie isn't awful, but there's just so much more they could've done with this concept. As Pyro said, it was a disappointing movie.

[@thehork_bajirroblox2573]

They pretty much just wasted an entire idea but still I agree with you they could have gone any other director

[@livispuzzled]

agreed, it’s a cool concept but executed terribly

[@13thKingMu]

Tbh it is a good idea but The writers/actors f*cked it up. It just like justice league,cool concept but terrible execution

[@killerkonnat]

I'm just surprised it's not a trash fire like the smiley.

[@professorpenne9962]

tbh everything about the paul brothers is disappointing

[@raspinch6417]

17:02 the most creative sponsor ever

[@Bootsingkats]

It’s amazing how Pyro can make several videos- totaling several hours long in the span of a month, yet can’t spare a single minute on making Petscop 2.

[@edred261]

Just a couple of months of peer pressure left before he does it...hopefully.

[@tractorman6101]

@under a rock 2001

[@satho3587]

@@tractorman6101 2001

[@sardinez]

@@satho3587 2001

[@SamMito28]

@@sardinez 2001

[@gunnery519]

Pyro seems to have stopped reminding us of breaking bad, so now he's replaced it with joker

[@syed28323]

I’m a quick reply

[@silverreaps6803]

I was very surprised at the lack of dark souls references

[@het_bob2078]

I've been watching 1,5 minutes andthere's been 3 bb references👀

[@Bsjs7uu]

@@syed28323 who gives a shit

[@genericbean4727]

For the most part

[@ascarmen42]

“It doesn’t make any sense, it’s America!” This is the best line in the entire video.

[@johnbacon4997]

Am american. We do love our guns!

[@ascarmen42]

@@johnbacon4997 we do indeed.

[@michaellevitan9427]

@@johnbacon4997 this is the worst movie ever

[@johnbacon4997]

@@michaellevitan9427 Quite possibly!

[@ascarmen42]

@@michaellevitan9427 Honestly, I think it started out really good. I went and watched it just to see for myself and the beginning isn’t bad. Logan’s acting isn’t bad, the problem is how many plot holes and bad execution there is.

[@Wage_gap_gaming]

14:50 quick revive doesn't work if you also have who's who

[@mastershooter64]

unironically the concept of that kind of dystopia is actually pretty good and you could write a good story using that

[@microwaev]

I’m surprised non of the security guards felt remorse after killing 5 year olds I’m pretty sure the movie would have been better if it was about one of the security guards

[@cilantrobasket7694]

@@microwaev So like Fahrenheit 451 but with the thinning aspect instead of the book burning part

[@owenwillfindyou334]

Well it really didn’t turn out

[@loafodisease614]

All the moral ambiguity of the lottery and the exaggerated swagger of a young adult novel protagonist

[@microwaev]

@@cilantrobasket7694 I guess

[@ACuteBlastosis]

The Promised Neverland walked so The Thinning could trip on its own feet and fall down two flights of stairs

[@777-m4q]

word

[@maximusfattus4363]

Yeah

[@arock3575]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@ACuteBlastosis]

@@morbidgull8922 we pretend season 2 doesnt exist

[@rebeccab5104]

just read the manga

[@walterkujo7707]

Pyro thinks he can get away with changing the thumbnail. You didn't fool me.

[@Noto]

I like how all of these teenagers fighting the guards are somehow jacked enough to beat the shit out of grown men with batons that are probably put through military training.