Girls Ranked By Guys

0:00 - Guys rank girls
11:10 - Girls rank guys

[@graced4895]

Let’s talk about how the girls all called the guys by their name since the beginning, and the guys referred to the girls as “bubbles” “the blonde” etc

[@jonolow]

yeah i mean guys like giving nick names cause its easier

[@gtgrandom]

@@jonolowso guys are too stupid to remember 5 names. Got it 👍🏼

[@allisoncastle]

@@jonolowthey should’ve just called him “the creep”

[@TheStepmonkey]

And? U hate men or something? 🙄

[@Jdoll991]

@TheStepmonkey their just saying that the boys are objectifying the girls, while the girls were respectful sheesh

[@amberkiely8521]

The way the girls questions were actually trying to get at personality and the guys questions were explicitly tailored towards 'how much am I going to have to look after her?" and " How annoying are they/what can I get away with"

[@kitdav2631]

this is so real, I was frustrated watching the boys

[@3starsburningbright]

“Whens the last time you cried” “whats your favorite movie” vs “whats the craziest thing you did to your ex” “how much money do you have”

[@RedCaio]

I think it's because the guys had just been picked apart buy the girls. Basically which ever side goes first pulls their punches and plays nice-ish at least at first, then now that the ice is broken and the second group feels judged and bummed, the gloves come off and the 2nd groups questions are less cutesie and more cutting. I don't know lol

[@DevilFruit2000]

That's how men typically view women

[@gloopboop5103]

​@RedCaio funny cuz the least attractive people were the nicest to them so what u said is completely irrelevant. The 3 guys ranked most attractive were the ones saying this and they were nor picked apart at all. Actually the last 2 weren't even picked apart either the girls just asked basic questions that arent rude whatsoever.

[@astrangermagi]

the fact that the two pretty guys with the garbage personalities had no questions for the girls is just a massive sign that they don't care about their personalities lmao

[@mal_kys]

what exactly made you come to the conclusion that west had a "garbage" personality, kai is most likely a player but west didnt do anything wrong and realistically how tf did u determine who someone is because they dont have questions for random people they dont actually know

[@TheMindofagenius1]

​@@mal_kys exactly🤨 I was like "dang! Why you coming on the poor guy like that?!" He probably was a bit too shaken by the trauma they triggered with that stupid question!

[@Sagacypher]

What did West do? He was nice from what we’ve seen, his worst crime was talking about his trauma and not knowing what to ask lol 😭

[@jenjoestar.]

They want anything that breathes 😭

[@jessicalukram74]

​@@Sagacypher exactly

[@mrsjasontodd89]

14:37 apparently if you cut three tyres it’s not covered by insurance. If you cut all of them it is.

[@ashercharleston482]

That's just an internet myth

[@alicjaweronica9573]

Actually you should cut two. Front right and back left or front left and back right. It will curve the frame (idk what it’s called but the thing that keeps wheels and stuff together)

[@Remember_the_Time]

@@alicjaweronica9573 I was thinking the same thing. I feel like that would be best

[@cjans8073]

​@alicjaweronica9573 your either talking about the axel or suspension. That's cool though I didn't know that but should've guessed lol

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Any combination of tyres is covered by insurance as long as they can't prove you cut them yourself intentionally. The REAL reason you should probably only cut one or two is because the insurance would payout for 3 or 4 and put their insurance premium up by a little bit, meaning they'd pay a little more per month for a couple of years, which would add up to about the cost of two tyres over the next couple of years. Whereas if you make the damage you do LESS than their insurance premium (roughly speaking that's about one or two tyres) then it would cost them more to use insurance to get the work done so they'd have to pay out for it themselves and then they'd feel it more than paying 1/24th that amount in increased insurance per month for the next couple of years. Or you can just slash one tyre, wait for them to get it fixed, slash it again, wait another week for them to get it fixed, slash it again....😂

[@blockmonster2812]

Nah because the girl was so right that the men only asked questions in their own self interest. They didn't even really ask anything about their personality??? And then when they ranked them by personality they were just like "I like her outfit" or "I think she's hot" and it's like ??? Where's the personality ranking??

[@seungminwhatisyourproblem]

​@@somebodyoncetoldme2664you really thought you said something lmao.

[@JNB0723]

I think all 10 people just kinda sucked. I wish Kai would just say he's poly and own up, since at least that is an acceptable answer in society. May not have helped him but maybe he would not look so bad.

[@afnanj]

Zainab seemed intelligent like she was able to read the men and she knew herself

[@farquaadswife]

@@JNB0723 They all definitely didn't suck.

[@iwillcontactattorneygenera1078]

​@@JNB0723He didn't say he's poly because he isn't poly. Poly is not an orientation, it's a relationship status and established lifestyle. A cheater is a cheater, a situationship is a situationship. An established, agreed-upon and informed relationship type is poly.

[@juicypuzzy317]

Dylan’s hair evolution needs to be studied

[@dysmissme7343]

This look is deffo a good one

[@kelsocluz238]

Reddit do your job lol

[@HouseMDaddict]

Fr!

[@cinnamonsugar9940]

​@@kelsocluz238someone actually made a collage of his hair evolution and reacted to that on a reddit video

[@ferecorded]

Function of beauty baby

[@lucillewashington7576]

saying the Black woman is scary and ur concerned abt her beating u up when the white woman that ACTUALLY committed the crime is right there is laughable

[@flatbush101]

The white girl was way scarier, she slashed his tires and manipulated her boyfriend by catfishing him, albeit she was right. I feel bad for the black girl because she knew this would haooen just like it happens to so many black women

[@celina2373]

not the race thing agaiiiin brooooo

[@oseremhen9075]

⁠@@celina2373yes the race thing againnn broooo it was a weird comment

[@elizabethgbenonu7713]

@@celina2373ur a weirdo

[@alili9349]

@@SLD-bz9so this is irrelevant to the convo

[@maryem9225]

I actually really appreciated Victoria’s honesty about her red flag being her high expectations. It’s a better answer than “I say bagel funny” and super realistic. I think a lot of girls stuggle with high expectations. Or many not struggle, but find themselves single longer or more often then their friends because of it.

[@Mari-pn1ww]

I agree. She knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to say it. Some women struggle to be that assertive so I think, as a woman, that it’s always admirable to me when I see another woman being assertive like that. There’s a charm to knowing what you want and refusing to settle for less. She probably knew she wasn’t going to get anyone decent out of the show anyway. Maybe Adros thought because he did say she was his number 1.

[@mimthyss]

The sad thing is, I bet she's been told her expectations are too high when in reality the bar is set at like, the bare minimum for a healthy relationship. But as demonstrated by the guys in this video, a lot of dudes are only interested in what they can get from a woman. So finding an actually kind funny cute guy who isn't toxic or manipulative etc and also likes you back just as much can be damn difficult. Anyway rant aside lol I appreciated her honesty too, at least you know exactly what to expect from someone who is clear and direct. That's a good thing. Someone who's sneaky and 'silver-tongued' is gonna throw you for all kinds of loops

[@elinama7061]

I feel like I would respect it more if she didn't say that she can't even meet her own expectations. Like if she thinks she meets her own criteria then it's more reasonable. But if you dont even feel like you're meeting your own standards how can you expect someone to meet them ya know?

[@JR-pf9in]

It was a serious answer that didn't really play well in this scenario. Compared to the others' answers, it seemed aggressive/intense. It almost sounded like: "I'm impossible to please, I'm going to be endlessly critical of you during our relationship, and my goals keep me from being relaxed enough to enjoy the moment" instead of "I have high standards."

[@JNB0723]

@@Mari-pn1ww She is also a, wait for it, snob.

[@rawdahelrefaei]

Bros getting closer and closer to posting on Mondays

[@anishabegum3085]

Fr 😂

[@sdanks1962]

But it's his MOVIE commentaries. If he posted a movie commentary ON Monday, everyone would flip

[@casper5365]

What do you mean? Dylan always posts on mondays

[@ambraosadiaye1639]

😂😂

[@zerere_]

soon

[@sassy45099]

"I love when people are judging me, it made me feel good" I need to think like him

[@SwetlanasCozyplace]

why does it make him/her feel good?

[@bubble_gum_witch]

@@SwetlanasCozyplacesarcasm

[@lucyandecember2843]

😂

[@SwetlanasCozyplace]

feel free to share a time stamp

[@farquaadswife]

@@bubble_gum_witch OH it was sarcasm, i thought bro was into some some shit😭

[@chloegoulden5094]

1 death per meeting. Unless the people were grouped together. Both parents? Fine to mention both. Grandma and step brother? Not a group not okay to mention both.

[@bellebeth-ol8gh]

this some how makes sense but sounds so bizarre😂

[@JR-pf9in]

​@@bellebeth-ol8ghI'm glad we all can agree on appropriate death-mentioning etiquette

[@loveofmylife7854]

What if his bestie died in a car crash with his grandma?😅

[@chloegoulden5094]

@@loveofmylife7854 this is also acceptable. If one accident caused multiple deaths, also fine to mention.

[@blockmonster2812]

I feel like this is also dependent on the nature of the meeting and how long it is, like if it's been 4 hours and it fits the conversation I feel like it's okay to bring up a second but I can't imagine a scenario where 3 is justified

[@janed8785]

The fact that the girls knew the guys' names when they ranked them by appearance, but the guys just made up random names

[@o.m9514]

Based on their clothes and “girl-next-door” nonsense.

[@adrijamukherjee202]

Dylan is so consistent nowadays, it's uncanny but I love it.

[@ltee1233]

He got himself into a lot of debt. He’s posting to keep his kneecaps

[@kidjoar]

my exact thoughts, have all the money dylan@@ltee1233

[@mouamukherjee3179]

Me too 😂

[@nightlove5642]

The January-February dry spell is coming.

[@Lolinalex]

Thank Joe for that

[@lorigirlsweet]

Dylan being annoyed by the girls saying "giving" is hilarious 1:58

[@Aelanin]

“I’ts giving average”

[@M_k-zi3tn]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who gets annoyed by that phrase😂

[@3starsburningbright]

this babys not giving

[@jessicalukram74]

​@@3starsburningbright I remember that 😂

[@isabellaloignon5302]

@@M_k-zi3tnit’s so bad bc I also don’t like it but when I’m saying something similar idk what else to say sometimes😭😭 I feel disappointed with myself lmao

[@yourmom6043]

Why do women always look better than guys? Their outfits were unique and very “put together” not just a t-Shirt and some random pants, the guy’s outfits were so boring.

[@pafwangventos8545]

Less choice in terms of clothing and overall other priorities I’d guess

[@munkayttaja6913]

You do know that women have more variety in clothes and accessories, including colors, right?

[@3starsburningbright]

I feel like women just have a lot more choices ????? But its also probably why i find women a lot more aesthetically attractive than most men i see. Their outfits are more creative and theres a lot more variety.

[@mal_kys]

oh i wonder, maybe the variety of clothes they have, how attracted you would be to the women, makeup, alot more options for hair styles, like bro is asking some stupid questions ngl

[@bisersi3545]

@@munkayttaja6913who’s fault is that?

[@allisonf7475]

“He’s quiet, and he’s here” 😀

[@jdude99lolz]

There's hope for me ☺️

[@bumblerbree]

*cardboard cut out sales mysteriously increase*

[@mikibv8007]

You could tell the rectangle guy was actively trying not to talk about the girls physicality, style, dress and hair was all he touched on

[@seungminwhatisyourproblem]

Weirdo.

[@davidwagner5583]

Yeah I think he was the best guy

[@t.n.7771]

​@@davidwagner5583the rectangle guy, Nick, is the stalker...

[@davidwagner5583]

@@t.n.7771 ahhh yikes, I missed that part

[@shreyasi1150]

​@@t.n.7771wait, how did you know he's a stalker?

[@Lolinalex]

I love how Dylan's excuse for making edgy jokes is always the fact that they're *fictional* people but then he goes THIS HARD on irl people too😭❤️

[@jazmineavila6578]

They’re fictional in his head no worries he’ll add them to his book and change the names a bit so it still qualifies as fictional 😇😂

[@deviousangel336]

For the girls, all of them were gorgeous with great personalities. Any of them could've easily been number one. It just depends on your tastes. But with the guys, Jack looked like if Tarzan discovered weed, Nick looked and acted like a total creep, Kai was attractive but with no substance, West just made everyone uncomfortable, leaving Andros with no competition. Edit: Compared to the guys, the girls have great personalities. Some of them were definitely crazy, but they were more subtle about it and asked actually good questions.

[@jazmineavila6578]

Yeah and Andros seemed like trying to be the guy with all the “right” answers

[@ayselengin1798]

i think besides his style Jack looked really sincere and nice to me at least, with other things, i agree with you.

[@heetucola1087]

Andros just sounded either really manipulative or conservative

[@hummus_exual]

I have to disagree on the "great personalities" bit. Mercedes had the charisma of a stone slab, and Victoria seems like the kind of person that tells herself "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" when in reality she was just bitter the whole time. The other three girls had much more attractive personalities and I'm glad they ranked above them two.

[@rebeccahicks2392]

"if Tarzan discovered weed." That's probably the best burn I've heard in a while.

[@designdesign23]

Tarzan said the girl who catfished her ex and slashed his tires was really hot but the other girl scared him and would possibly beat him up...makes total sense.

[@thischannelisdead3165]

Welcome to being black in America.

[@thischannelisdead3165]

Welcome to being black in America🤦🏾‍♂️

[@anacarla6888]

I loved how Victoria was so sraightforward and sincere, and at the end when she was put 4th and said that the men don't have taste was so iconic

[@JNB0723]

Idk, she seemed like a snob and a narcissistic.

[@nootnootd9450]

the whole point was ranking tho?? if she was number 1 or 2 then she wouldnt have said anyt abt them having no taste lmao.

[@anacarla6888]

@@nootnootd9450 obviously. I just thought it was funny she didn't hold back like most would and said what she was thinking

[@afnanj]

She was butt hurt. And obviously had too high expectations on herself she thought she was 1

[@christina8866]

i think it showed a lack of maturity and security in herself actually. she didn’t take it with grace which is understandable but i can’t commend her for it. saying it was ‘iconic’ would be a misjudgement imo

[@bebe44144]

Idk if it was just me but Nick's questions and thing's he'd mention about them gave creep vibes to me from the start. The fact he was revealed to be a stalker lowkey didn't shock me. Like why did he ask if they drive, and how much money they have?? Those questions were just way too specific, like he was trying to gather certain info on them. Also him choosing the top two girls, because they had dark hair similar styles/looks just gave me the creeps too. You know like those killers/stalkers where all the victims they go after have certain physical traits/similarities type of thing. Ik people can innocently be into certain types of looks etc., but that didn't seem like that was the reason why. Something about him just seemed off and kind of sinister to me. Maybe I just watch too many true crime videos tho and i'm looking too deeply into it loll, but I guess my gut feeling about him being a creep was right in the end.

[@user-eu6ki5up6l]

i felt so weird when he asked "when was the last time you got tested for anything" like bro why would you ask that

[@Mpant.]

No no no, don't discredit and minimise your survival instincts, please! I had the exact same thoughts watching him ask these questions and, storytime: as someone that had an actual obsessive stalker of a boy friend, that stalked a girl friend of mine that he had done some one night stands with (and literally was so manic after she cut it off for good, and caused chaos and divide and conquer in our friend group dynamics as well, due to the pettiness and lack of emotional regulation that rejection caused him), I would never ever try to rationalise these instincts, after that past situation, EVER AGAIN. They're there for a reason. Better safe than sorry. Also, I myself have had an ANCIENT ex of mine, an ex of close to ten years, mind you, break his serious relationship off the moment he saw me on social media again and messaged me to to get coffee immediately at that moment, was flirting hard and asking so many personal questions like nothing happened and is stalking all my stories and digital moves the second I post something, since then, to the point it creeped me the fuck out and I muted him. He was completely off, like I don't know you, it's been ten years,dude. And that guy basically was trying to pressure me in the past to take him seriously romantically. So again, always listen to these insticts. It's your body and mind trying to warn and protect you. Men especially can get crazy and dangerous oftentimes. We owe them nothing, let alone our body and our privacy.

[@Lugna]

​@@user-eu6ki5up6lpretty sure he just asked to make the other one look bad and shine a better light on himself but it backfired fast

[@jonolow]

hes in ur walls

[@howoriginal1986]

His vibes were so off to me. He seemed negative and judgmental.

[@koenie5528]

Dylan not liking the phrase ‘it's giving’ is giving Dylan in his 30’s But he's obviously in his 20’s 🙄

[@EmaLuffXxX]

that comparison to kermit almost killed me, I can't stop replaying it

[@nataliyakalyuzhnaya8374]

Same, I almost died, it was perfect

[@t.rae.storyteller]

Yeahhh I'm not surprised nick has stalker allegations. He had some weird vibes lol

[@klaraxkat_k6454]

Wait, I missed when that was mentioned 😳

[@t.rae.storyteller]

@@klaraxkat_k6454 toward the end. Last couple min or so

[@Mike90317]

Also he paints and builds furniture = caskets, lol.

[@arathiv7567]

When was that mentioned?!

[@Mike90317]

@@arathiv7567 when Dylan read the comments after watching the video.

[@mkbucklin]

The three tire thing is because insurance won’t cover new tires if only 3 are slashed.

[@gabrielleduplessis7388]

Than that is brutal to do to someone. You have to do something awful to deserve that.

[@avant4life93]

I never understood this. I work as an insurance adjuster and we only denied cause no police report and cost didn't reach deductible 😅

[@marianneh4843]

that's a myth actually

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817]

The fact that the other girl knows this and lowkey got invested when tire slashing was mentioned, she had the nerve to be visibly upset when bro said he was intimidated by her😭

[@Madison-rv6df]

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817 because its an internet joke, she didn't have the nerve she had every right because why wasn't the woman who actually did it the crazy one??

[@slickyyyy]

As a black girl, I just want to say these videoes make me wildly uncomfortable bc the black girl is typically offended in some way whether that be putting her low on the list or making an irrelevant comment like “she’d beat me up” 😭. This speaks a lot for how society has painted black women NO MATTER HOW FEMININE WE ACT OR LOOK 😖. Although the men in these videoes are always a 6 at BEST so does it ACTUALLY matter? 🤣

[@TheStepmonkey]

Stop victimizing black people, they don't need that. Also, the guys in the video were not "a 6 at best", why are u trying to put them down? You're the one who needs to work on your attitude...

[@yourlittlesecret7575]

As a black girl, I feel the same way. Even when he said “I feel like this girl would beat me up”, he didn’t say a name but Zainab knew he was talking about her because we just KNOW 😢

[@blehcora3927]

That girl is very beautiful..I hate Wen black girls go for these kinda shows. We barely ever the standard even the most beautiful

[@Snowshowslow]

In general, I think you have a good point. But in this video they put her third, so literally the average. That's not specifically insulting, is it?

[@TumblinWeeds]

@@Snowshowslowyeah and they also ranked the rich white lady last, probably for being crazy (catfish+tire slashing). They also ranked “high expectations” lady below the black lady. I don’t think they’re actively going after the black lady at all, they’re just ranking women by how difficult they seem to date. The black lady did burn the hat and encourage tire slashing. If we’re gonna read into race, Asians have a lot more grounds to be offended, but I don’t think that’s it.

[@belleofthebayou]

I feel like Nick would have wanted to rank Mercedes as his number 1 considering his obvious love for driving and her name being a car brand...but then he'd have to worry about his tires being slashed and wouldn't be able to drive 🤣

[@jazmineavila6578]

Hahahahaha this comment is so funny and underrated 😂

[@meganhey2582]

....

[@maximilianpotthoff8910]

The guy said his favourite movie is drive and his first question isn't if the women drive, he definitely has a type

[@belleofthebayou]

He might have a thing for very "driven" women...

[@DiogoChris]

I'm dead 💀💀

[@kbrooke11]

it’s kind of weird how often we’re seeing Dylan post, but i’m not complaining. these videos are just my relief right now

[@RareAsTheGlimmerOfAComet]

I don't know, all I can say is I could never do something like this, so props to all of them. It's not even the ranking itself, the comments on the original video all seem to pinpoint different negatives they found in people from finding out mostly surface level things about them. A self conscious person would die reading those comments. A lot of these dating/ranking video comments reek of negativity and hatred. Which you can even argue is fair for some people, but sometimes I feel like it's excessive even for people who suck. Except the stalker with a restraining order, that's actually scary and should be talked about.

[@jacklyntree7752]

Honestly I don't think I could handle being actually ranked by someone or multiple people because it's going to eat at me for way too long, but I also am severely curious about it lmao. Like yeah these videos make me cringe a bit with how superficial they devolve to, but I also am morbidly curious to how a group of strangers would rank me, or what they'd ask.

[@Widdekuu91]

@@jacklyntree7752 I can assure you that they will be horrified by your quirks and unimpressed by your looks and look intensely for any reason to ditch you from the group. It's like a bully ranking your newest clothes. They'll make sure they find fault and if they don't, they'll judge you on your personality.

[@rina-hw2xe]

These videos give me the worst type of second hand embarrassment 😭 i could never participate in something like this

[@jenniferlhughes94]

“Someone I would go for… in public” 😂😂😂😂 sir what?

[@kristina1097]

Maybe he meant “irl”🤷🏿‍♀️I don’t know lol

[@hadaj4012]

He's not a human being he is a shape😂😂😂

[@doodlebob9147]

He’s a circle😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nobody-tv2zg]

as a woman, all the women were so fine. zainab and victoria mostly caught my eye because i love tall women.

[@ellijrs]

Dylan is so funny to watch in 2x - his voice is made for it

[@gappy6964]

I tried it for a minute and I lost it 😂

[@nnn9122]

This just made my day. Thank you for that. 😂👏

[@cheezzwafflezz2137]

bro i have been enlightened and graced by this, we must share this joy with everyone lmao

[@ne2604]

Thank you cause this is hilarious

[@bibbo3167]

Jubilee editor been doing a good job of make us (the audience) feel the same awkwardness the studio felt while filming

[@AliinaG]

I think nick thought andros was the one who said he "lost track" after hearing him say that he doesn't view women as a number (which he also knew was just andros playing the game) and then commented on how not keeping track of your sexual partners is dangerous because of STD's and getting tested for them often. Made sense to me I just think he directed it at the wrong person accidentally.

[@rebeccahicks2392]

I'm on the fence about that one. It does make sense to ask your potential partner when they were tested before taking it further physically. But he was trying to use it to make another guy look bad. That wasn't right. It was a question any of his partners could ask him, as well.

[@jonathan_8100]

To be fair Andros was clearly trying to impress them by saying 'i dont see them as a number 😊', which honestly annoyed me too so Im glad nick called him out on that. And also the other guy that said he lost track... that was just ridiculous

[@peacet8952]

@@jonathan_8100I agree

[@jazmineavila6578]

@@jonathan_8100 right? It’s so ridiculous when people say that bc you really lost track of something important like that? Idk seems suspicious

[@jazmineavila6578]

@@rebeccahicks2392 I feel like that’s not what he wanted to say but he chose that as his “saving face statement” bc he couldn’t think of anything else other than saying it sounded like bull

[@lotprakke1199]

it's so funny how dylan is joking about it but it's true that women actually want men to keep their mouths shut lmao

[@patriciacannon4242]

Oh God no. As someone who married the Quiet kid, it gets old

[@LonaGhost]

hell nah

[@annalicciardi9950]

Why to be bored to death?

[@WangxianFF7]

Speak for yourself

[@bisersi3545]

all these people in the replies in denial knowing men are pure word vomit

[@meilesverse]

Having high expectations can mean that she could be overly critical and to be fair she proved her point at the end

[@groovezilla_]

for anyone wondering, the girl said to slash only 3 tyres bc insurance wouldn’t cover it

[@marbosch9092]

the three tire thing is actually because if only three tires are slashed insurance won't cover it, if all of them are cut insurance covers it.

[@YesASoMiLikeIt]

Zainab was my n°1, so pretty and nice personality

[@cass7532]

i actually really liked the “what’s ur favourite thing about urself?” question. well until the only answers they gave were about physical appearance…like there could have been some rlly nice answers with that one :/

[@opheliaretardanta8348]

I still can’t get over how Nick asked for bank accounts like what kind of question is that on a first meeting just like no not ever 😂❤

[@eliesundesastre9473]

I cannot with people that call themselves a "bad bitch" it's so silly Edit: please no one else like this, we reached 666 and we are at peace with the dark lord

[@jazmineavila6578]

Hahaha right?!? It’s so cringey too

[@renoirrr]

unironically, yes, otherwise it’s a good joke at least among my friends bc nobody actually says this irl

[@t.n.7771]

It's similar to if guys say "I'm a nice guy"... Are you really though? Cause you shouldn't have to say it, ya know?

[@iLikeCok]

@@jazmineavila6578RIFHT

[@rachel5399]

No fr. It's the female equivalent of "nice guy." You calling yourself it, does not grant you the status. Someone else has to refer to you as such. Her comments were so weird. "I like a guy that's quiet." That doesn't sound manipulative to anyone else? I understand being attracted to someone whose sympathetic and calm, but she strictly only said "quiet." She's like "we're all 1s," but then immediately states that the guys have no taste, which she wouldnt have been saying if she was #1 or #2. By saying they lack taste, as someone whose in fourth, you're insinuating that all the girls in front of you, are in fact, less attractive than you, therefore giving your first statement of "we're all attractive," absolutely no validity or foundation. She reminds of those people who think they're aloof, mysterious, and edgy, but are really just mean and so egotistical that they would make Freud sigh.

[@shrimayi.r]

dylan posting more than once a month??? Is this a dream?? i use dylan's vids as reminders to pay my bills. i may have to change my system now :(

[@larizadecastro]

Interestingly, even though I'm a straight woman, I find all these women more attractive than guys... hahaha And the guys' questions didn't help much

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

On an evolutionary standard women on average are suppose to be more attractive than guys so yh that's to be expected. Followed up by their good use of makeup, plastic surgeries and fake tits like that blond girls for one also helps heavily so ofcourse.

[@danielaalbergaria1547]

The guys didn't even ask what they do for a living😅 (as opposed to the girls, and they gave them great questions! They could have just picked a few of them)

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

@@danielaalbergaria1547 On average women do naturally care about what a man does for a living to see how much money they have since they value a secure future. This has always been the case since caveman times. Men primarily care about looks and passing good genetics so just don't be fat and you'll be fine. And yes basic biology heavily affects our current dating preferences and things we are attracted to and always will. Women still love a nice ass on a man for the same biological reasons...it's heavily ingrained in us. We are still all different but more or less this seems to be the case the majority of the time. There are plenty of studies done on this it's interesting.

[@danielaalbergaria1547]

@somebodyoncetoldme2664 I know the point you're trying to make, but if biology was the main reason then men would TOTALLY be more attracted to women with more fat (you know, the whole fertily, richness and being able to outlast winter and all that). Also I think we gotta think in modern time, and honestly one of the first things I ask guys I meet (friends or potencial love interests) is what they do, not only for work but for fun. You know, trying to gauge similar interests and all that, sounds reasonable from all genders to me

[@mar5544]

​@@somebodyoncetoldme2664funny because the men were the ones who directly asked how much money the women had in their bank accounts lol

[@DylanIsInTroubleCompilations]

When they’re talking about zodiac signs and Dylan’s just sitting there 😂

[@np-gi6vz]

I think bringing up lost loved ones is fine if the question applies. If he lost two people close to him and the topic came up well then that’s part of his story and it would tell me that he’s bringing is genuine self to the table. (Hopefully lol)

[@jazmineavila6578]

I don’t know though it seemed to me he was trying to get them to have sympathy for him and think he’s sensitive therefore boosting his ranking and when he tried it a second time I think that’s when they were like uhhh nevermind and thought he was a little creepy

[@softeyesworld]

He just needs to invest in therapy not in getting into a relationship rn he’s clearly in emotional turmoil and not available

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

@@jazmineavila6578 man shared emotions gets labelled "creepy"...I love the women of todays society ☺so kind and empathetic when he simply answered a question honestly. Do women want emotional men or not? Pick one instead of lying.

[@HouseMDaddict]

​@@somebodyoncetoldme2664nah fam, he legit brought up two situations in the span of like a minute. If they asked "what's your favorite color?" He'd be like "well when my dad was going through cancer treatment the walls of his hospital room were blue and every day I walked in his room and he was still alive, the color blue brought a sense of comfort for me."

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

@@HouseMDaddict 1st one was fine since it was asked about. 2nd one a bit less so. but to suggest even one moment like that suggests you are creepy is insane since there are plenty of girls who happily trauma dump like its a querky casual thing but aren't negatively labelled. That's fucking bullshit. Get tf outta here. Non of yall would be hatin on a girl this much with the labels of "creepy" and such like this man.

[@madhura4811]

"therapist off wish" killed me😂😂😂 8:55

[@beezyqueen]

dylan continuing to have correct takes on all opinion-related matters 💅🏻

[@JNB0723]

As one of Dylan's 5 male viewers, I do think the guy is very smart socially, but I am sad he dissed on polygamy. I am not poly, but I really don't see anything wrong with that.

[@verazn56]

@@JNB0723 I don't really think he was dissing on polygamy, I think he was dissing on Kai's decision to say he didn't believe in monogamy in that setting since obviously all the girls there wanted to hear the opposite so he was bringing down his chances to be put at the top personality wise. I mean I don't know Dylan personally but I'd like to believe he's open minded enough to respect the "gamy" anyone chooses for themselves, just wasn't the ideal setting to declare your lack of belief in monogamy haha

[@JNB0723]

@@verazn56 that's fair. Although, it's not like there's really any prize in this game, so for Kai, why not be honest?

[@renoirrr]

@@verazn56yup thats how i see it. also i know polygamy isn’t just an excuse to “fuck around” with people, but if i were one of the girls i’d probably rank him last just for that because like idk the way he said it came across like he didn’t want to be monogamus just so he could sleep with whoever. i wonder if they felt like that too bc him being open to polygamy imo shouldn’t rank him THAT low otherwise. but maybe its just my opinion leaking bc i wouldn’t mind dating someone open to it but the girls could be.

[@pocus2740]

@@JNB0723I think you mean Polyamorous, Polygamy is the practice of having multiple wives/husbands, which is illegal in the United States.

[@Ebiisan]

7:57 Nick chose violence😭 i thought he was looking at feet but he was actually back there plotting🤣

[@auraaaaaaaa]

dylan is the living embodiment of my brain cells at 3am

[@Ffs.idek04]

I think they should have waited till the end to do the final reveal for both groups Like Dylan said the last two guys weren't interested in being there anymore, but if they didn't know the rating they would have been more engaging and asked more questions

[@epicnora]

tbh they just seemed like boring guys especially kai

[@Ffs.idek04]

@epicnora also true, just aesthetic and not interesting

[@kels6578]

Dylan not knowing the three tire rule is so funny to me; he's such a chaotic man I occassionally forget that he is kinda pure and doesn't really have these revenge plots anywhere in his head. Just for Dylan, the reason that you would only cut the three tires is because insurance won't cover it; if you cut all four tires they can just call their insurance instead of having to pay the cost out of pocket.

[@elusivebutsatisfyingt.9166]

I cannot be the only one thinking him asking the "i DoN't wAnT tO tHiNk oF wOmEn aS nUmbErs" dude was 100% fair 💀. Because I just KNOW people saying things like that are exactly the people who have slept with countless people and don't want to own it. Just say "i don't want to answer" if you're really uncomfortable with a question phrased like that.

[@jazmineavila6578]

Right?! After he said that the other guys started piggybacking off of that too!

[@k.a._135]

9:27 I can literally see her removing 100 attractive points from him immediately 😂😂😂 even Dylan is feeling the whiplash

[@adinafrid-madden8505]

literally all the girls were just gorgeous so how are you supposed to rank them 💀

[@puppyje]

I’m loving these videos, Dylan. Thank you for being so much fun!

[@duke011]

i know he’d never do it, but having dylan in one of these videos and watching him losing his mind would be top-tier content tbh

[@larapuniyani3892]

Somehow this guy always knows when I'm not feeling the best. Really appreciate the content Dylan :)

[@monica26824]

"provider-man mindset " is such an insane thing to say 8:30

[@chiquitanikkicita89]

14:28 You only slash 3 tires because if you slash all 4, it can be covered by insurance. If you only slash 3, you’d likely have to buy a full new set of four and insurance won’t cover it. At least, that’s what I’ve heard.

[@jessy7093]

Omg the guy telling him ti get tested was so awkward

[@JR-pf9in]

It was so awkward; he sounded so weirdly hostile Honestly, I think he probably knew he was the guy to beat, so he tried taking him down with that question

[@JenaleedeLeeuw]

17:20 She basically said “all of us should be ranked as 1, except me, I’m 0”

[@emsaf8152]

hahaha, this was so fun to watch! I´ve had a really bad day with stomach cramps, but this video got my mind off it and i was laughing along :) thank you!

[@fishnewt1331]

Okay, the first guy is fairly good-looking. Nice hair, nice smile. Kinda eg- Oh, wait, that’s Dylan. No retractions, but I won’t elaborate further.

[@celinakay4367]

Idk, for me it's like, they asked West a question and he gave an honest answer. I was not uncomfortable at all with his reveal of losing people in his life. That information was relevant.

[@Diana-hf4qv]

all of the women were gorgeous and I hope they genuinely realize that without feeling the need to compete or compare. Also i'm so glad Dylan pointed out all the things i was thinking were weird about the guys lol it makes me feel affirmed in what my instincts tell me are red flags

[@Julia_132]

Love how you actually post on Monday, makes you more reliable! 💗 thank you Dylan

[@atomicalice0]

The hot air balloon shirt is nice, Dylan! This was such a fun video!! Thanks for giving us some scrumptious content Sir

[@saradjaroud971]

I really wanted to know Dylan's personal ranking of the girls

[@famillyjewels]

we'll never know but he did reveal his number 1 that's all we got

[@user-hp6kp4yr1r]

Me too lol

[@msmiami212]

I really think it’s Charlie, Zainab, then blonde or cargo pants, then the Asian girl last for her comment on having too high standards😂 edit: cargo pants is third for sure, blondie slashes tyres!!

[@DAXBuchta]

I've heard the three tires thing is because insurance won't cover it, and only will for four, but I also heard that that may be a myth, so maybe someone who works in insurance will see this, and verify lol

[@ntsakorocha]

I’ll drop everything to watch this man’s vids fr. Nah the editor is too funny😭😭

[@Vi-wl3rc]

4:23 it’s crazy that Dylan is calling that man a whore meanwhile wearing those glasses

[@barrytom1646]

I think west is adorable even haunted by the trauma of his numerous deceased loved ones

[@bamboozled1449]

“he’s not a human being he’s a shape” is CRAAAAZZZYYYY😂

[@brenyselira3714]

Whoever said that they felt Victoria seemed really blunt, was so accurate, and i agree with her. Its probably because im the most like her

[@rachaeld8544]

HI HELLO HAVEN IS MY FAVORITE SHOW OF ALL TIME!!! it's so cool to see you reference it lol, it always seemed like no one had heard of it

[@veera-koiv]

Dyl becoming more and more consistent with posting is so weird 😂 Love it tho, keep it up!! ❤️

[@SirenHikari]

Strangers judging strangers. Just a typical day on Earth season 23

[@plushy2865]

Dylan goes through a lot of distress watching these sort of videos and I love it.

[@skiuhjan]

5:17 sorry why was that eyeroll so hot

[@solus8685]

Lmao ikr

[@AddisonIvie]

I only ever realize how facially expressive I am when I watch these videos and realize Dylan and I are making the same face/cringing in the same way.😂

[@shay5323]

Watching Dylan judge dating vids is the best thing ever

[@whisperwillows]

Okay, I was confused so I looked it up. So if only three tires are cut, insurance won't pay for the damages, that's why she said that.

[@Mpant.]

I'm so happy seeing my discount Joel Kinnaman post so frequently. Love it Dylan, keep it up😂.

[@princessshaman]

I was rooting for Andros the entire time xD Also Nick terrifies me...

[@JooIllingworth]

Oh my, this title.. People will love it🤣 Can’t wait to see what happens!

[@freckled-jellyfish]

I love the meatpack jokes ngl

[@jazmineavila6578]

YES!! I started laughing so much when I saw that 😂

[@GermaineNimundel]

These types of videos really show you how there's someone for everyone. You're always going to be someones cup of tea.

[@tatumjarrell2726]

I haven’t seen you in a long time and that intro made me crack up

[@laha9372]

I think the quiet guy wanted to know, if the other one doesn't get his regular checkups (which are probably less common than he thinks), because you always get asked that question there and it seemed odd to him, that he didn't have a ballpark, because he assumed, that everyone gets regular check ups and therefore has to give a rough number regularly. Still an odd interjection, but not completely out of context

[@jazmineavila6578]

I think maybe he was just thinking of something else to say instead of what he might’ve wanted to say which is that the guy was just trying to get brownie points for saying “I don’t like to think of them as a number” at least that’s what I was thinking

[@pinkfox7051]

14:00 the craziest thing you did to an ex is the only interesting question that the guys had

[@danielamartins9074]

I just found this channel and now I cant stop watching ahahah

[@quilaviper]

Man, Dylan has been spoiling us lately!!! Love all the uploads these days, hope you're not overdoing yourself tho!!! (Also, the reason you only cut three tires is because insurance will replace them if all four are cut, but not if only three are cut)

[@jessv2178]

my favourite man uploads again, a win for me

[@jsjananjq6057]

Dylan’s smile is contageous

[@anka210]

"He is a rectangle. You know what I mean? He is not a human being, he is a shape." 1:00 I just laughed out loud😂 what a diss

[@MaddyThomas100]

2:15 had me dying! I don't why. Just perfect editing as always hahaha.