giving rita 2,003 wings because she made me mad on papa's wingeria

[@Poofesure]

ironically, this video is late because it kept crashing when i was trying to render it...

[@imakun8400]

First

[@justafloridian7259]

Only in Michigan

[@rockhardwater6528]

Poofesure do you like my snail 👇 🐌

[@yar3045]

Yes

[@michaelsinner4248]

Wussup

[@RandomPerson-zx8ze]

imagine standing in line for hours on end, hearing the worker in the back manically screaming about the number eleven, and receiving a plate full of two thousand undercooked wings

[@greenkitty1]

No not undercooked, raw

[@madokami03]

@@greenkitty1nah nah they went in the deep fryer. For about 5 seconds 😂

[@gamer546lg5]

Two thousand and THREE wings

[@ungatounpocoextrano6512]

i would eat them

[@kquerl1388]

LMFAO i-

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

Imagine going to your favorite wingeria for the fifth time this week, ordering your usual, but THIS time, you're stuck waiting upwards of six hours, all the while hearing cursing, sizzling, and the Toreador March from Carmen, seeing other customers waiting impatiently at the counter. All of a sudden, out comes Chuck, reality warping and twisting around him as he live a plate with 2,003 raw, barely sauced chicken wings, and puts them in front of you on your table. Imagine the smell, the world slowing down, the stares of the other customers.

[@ButRedman]

And the award for the funniest comment on this video goes to

[@nightflighttheartist7123]

It was hard for me to read this, I was laughing so god damn hard. Edit: why must this sound sarcastic when I really was fuckin dying of laughter on my bed at 12 in the god damn morning.

[@angellianXIII]

WHY IS THIS SO UNDERRATED

[@killerbug05]

This comment hade dead 😂

[@samialvarez5863]

Are y'all ok?

[@saraloney9171]

Imagine if you liked a restaurant so much you went there every day, and one day the chef just screams at you and gives you thousands of wings

[@annapaula290]

Screaming aside, that seems like a good deal

[@realjameskii]

@@annapaula290 except for a bill

[@annapaula290]

@@realjameskii Not if you can follow Rita's example and give him no money

[@Klosop]

Its raw and also thats just tips

[@AceJackWagon885]

Ya tfu

[@spacialdimension]

the best part about the "RITA!" clip at 7:32 is that for a split second before the shop opens (when it says "day 17" at the bottom) you can see Rita waiting right outside the restaurant and then proceed to celebrate when it officially opens for the day.

[@insquadwetrust5419]

Ty for pointing that out that is fucking hilarious 😭😭😭😭

[@caniscanemeditbully214]

That is so fucking hilarious but so sad at the same time

[@insquadwetrust5419]

@@caniscanemeditbully214 rita just really REALLY likes the way poof makes the wings iguess lmaoaoa

[@friccle_]

@@insquadwetrust5419shes not there for the food shes there for the show

[@berrymayhem6174]

Rita was standing there not *just* for 6 hours, since the in game time runs significantly faster than real time. Rita could have been standing there for DECADES, if not YEARS, to receive a fucking pile of rotting wings.

[@jermedits6196]

This is fuckin hilarious

[@Facekick48]

undercooked rotten wings at that

[@bananya6020]

a work day in a papa's game seems to be about 8 minutes IRL (round it to 20 for a full day), so 6hrs = 18 days i think

[@JENNATHEZOMBIEE]

@@bananya6020 she really wanted those wings huh

[@jamieexists6493]

@@bananya6020 holy shit

[@nicoletti345]

The psychotic laughter each time he winds up the thing to 11 is entertainingly terrifying.

[@loser7619]

Lol that part reminds me being mad at my age I get a phone when I’m 12

[@user-tw9bk9is4l]

EHEHEHEHEHHEEEHAHAH

[@gowonsgirlfriend4862]

@Help Me bruh im 12 and I don't even have a phone

[@montdeochoa_]

@@gowonsgirlfriend4862 thats good

[@chogiwayehet5891]

Ikr for some reason when he started laughing i started laughing and I couldnt stop

[@rebelfriend8817]

It wasn’t lagging, that was just how long it took for Rita to comprehend what happened

[@hypervalent6868]

Sounds legit

[@theonionsystem7779]

That used to be me so many years ago, it used to take me months to fully realise or process something like I think I was told a joke one day and then it took months until I reacted to it

[@sunshinewabby]

Hehehe 669 likes. Nice.

[@sirfishbroflovski]

969...

[@rebelfriend8817]

Nice, nice

[@niallsfavduck8290]

Rita: * trying to comprehend she just got thousands of chicken wings * Frying oil: glub blub

[@miina005]

Haha frying oil goes glub glub

[@anotherdayanotherslay2006]

hahaha it does go glub glub

[@somaika]

hahah glub glub

[@_saphrogy_9623]

glub glub

[@like-a-bosskk5512]

Glub

[@charliejude]

why is no one talking about how he spent hours on this game to piss off rita and she gave him 5 points, and then when taylor got a plate with nothing on it he gave him 10 points?

[@emilioduran3430]

Yo I’m dead 💀💀💀

[@stupystup3375]

cuz taylor is our boy....

[@SAB_ESDC]

He eats plates with chicken wing grease thats why

[@Aqua_247]

Order station but yeah

[@pluto4301]

Lets talk about he spent hours trying to get revenge on 1s and 0s

[@kaylacynne]

I fell asleep with this on and all of a sudden I just hear "RITA!!!"

[@ahnafahmed4356]

How tf do u fall asleep to this he’s shouting like every 5 min. U must have been tired af

[@kipkip854]

Botw707 well don't mind me whilst this man is constantly screaming I can peacefully slumber

[@skatingspyro]

How do you sleep through all of that screaming

[@卄乇几卂丨爪卂丂乇尺]

I find this relaxing, knocks me right out, these are most of his relaxing, not much screaming videos .

[@Pink_pr1ncess]

@I have to wait another 90 days to change my Name True I always fall asleep after watching these at night

[@starkiller4557]

7:34 Poor Rita, she probably came in every day because she had a crush on Proofesure. She didn’t deserve this

[@Fanguy54-us4om]

Proofesure had anger issues

[@somerandomdud7926]

​@@Fanguy54-us4om -proofesure- had anger issues poof

[@eatarock]

Men.​@@somerandomdud7926

[@YUO77999]

No poofesure has Wally

[@Fanguy54-us4om]

@@YUO77999 Wally is not even a major character 💀

[@nukacolaavenger8436]

I imagine someone working in the back angrily throwing burnt fresh out of the fryer wings into the garbage and slamming down condiment bottles and complaining about customers orders like "yeah waste my time with your order" "I hate the number eleven" and him screaming at Rita lmfaooo

[@mr_m3d]

i cant stop fucking laughing at this comment

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

LMAO I CANT-

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

Then he comes with 2.003 wings breaking the reality around it. And rita took 15 minutes to comprehend this shit

[@WithManyVoices]

its like a fish n chips shop but with chicken wings and extra anger management issues

[@bugpooki]

most normal fast food worker crash out

[@notsoapbit]

with every frame rita goes through a different stage of grief

[@Luna-xb7sv]

Yep 😂😂😂😂 I love the part when he's like "is that a smile? Is she about to smile?" And then her facial expression changes and he's like "oh no"

[@celeste6097]

This has made me laugh harder than it should have

[@dinoahmad182]

DD

[@sayyestome]

ruined 666 likes 💁

[@notsoapbit]

@@sayyestome some men just want to watch the world burn

[@plasmaguardian21]

Rita blank stare while the terrible point percentages showed up KILLED ME. She was just so disappointed she could not even muster up enough energy to even emote

[@Blanch590]

I think she started buffering

[@-naxoii-6622]

700th like-

[@tingsteph]

*Rita’s (but true tho)

[@rolecall504]

“ …is this why my order took 2 hours? “

[@csub6712]

@-naxoii-6622 sHUT UP

[@frogsfoot]

for anyone curious, i sped up the footage of rita eating and rating the wings by 125x and it was still at about 3/4 of the regular cutscene speed. its a miracle this man's entire browser didnt crash

[@CherryColaCake]

so the game was running at 1/166.6666666666 of its normal speed, aka 0.006% of its speed which is 0.36 frames a second, which is 2.78 seconds for EACH frame, assuming it's a 60fps game

[@rosyellis14]

POV: you walk into a restaurant to get your daily food and after waiting 6 hours the angry cook walks out with 2,003 raw chicken wings that look like a wreath made of rotting bark

[@hiffahyphae6707]

IM ROLLIMG SO HARD MY SISTERS ARE CONCERNED

[@rosyellis14]

@@hiffahyphae6707 lol

[@chickenboss36]

@@hiffahyphae6707 why didn’t you just edit your comment

[@hiffahyphae6707]

@@chickenboss36 the edit button wasn’t working (it was my iPad being weird) it stopped being weird a few days ago so I’ll just edit it and delete my correction, thx

[@the_knightcatTTv]

Ay I'll take em home cook em and start eating for the winter

[@operationdeadmemes3498]

Rita's Mind- I waited six hours for this. Two thousand and three raw chicken nuggets covered in small drops of sauce. The dedication this person has gone through to express his utter hatred for me is outstanding. I was ordering complicated orders and judging him for not finishing them instantly. Today, I am a changed person. From now on, I will order one baby carrot and give a hearty tip, to make this man's life easier.

[@livindeadghoul]

As she should.

[@meowmeow3532]

Underrated comment, it's probably gonna get 1k likes or more...

[@operationdeadmemes3498]

@@meowmeow3532 :D Thanks!

[@meowmeow3532]

@@operationdeadmemes3498 You're welcome! :)

[@realjameskii]

@@operationdeadmemes3498 the very next day, she ordered 3004 wings

[@bucketmcsucket]

she’s just counting the wings, give her a moment

[@calebayala5686]

XD

[@lonewolf3138]

💀💀

[@kurapikakurta1997]

*ten moments later*

[@スケルトン-m2r]

𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗹𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿

[@CloverOT]

Yes

[@NebulaeBee]

Him saying "what do we do to rita" like a crime cartel disposing of a witness has me chuffed

[@hypeman958]

Imagine a show where proofesure comes up with some crazy idea to do something to rita and everytime it's different soul crushing hell worthy punishment of every sin committed

[@daboogieman4566]

this man went through every single emotion a human could do just over a customer ordering the same order

[@White_Van]

Come outside

[@daboogieman4566]

do you have candy??

[@A-random-non-binary-fox]

​@@White_Vanmay i have candy?

[@awesomespurr3606]

The 27 stages of grief

[@iLikeTheWordRetro]

RITA! STOP! STOP STOP STOP!

[@drift5580]

Alternative title: seeing somebody get extremely pissed off with virtual chicken wings and virtual customers.

[@yasujirosanctum8883]

And not being able to use a goddamn template when it's obvious how to use it

[@nevaehlowe1770]

It took Rita almost 11 mins just to comprehend wtf she was looking at and eating

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

"W" *3 minutes later* "H" *3 minutes later* "A" *3 minutes later* "T" _and this goes on to all eternity_

[@MusicMimes]

XD

[@iluvcherriezz]

IM FUCKING SORRY BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS BAHBHAVBHJKHDA-

[@574guy]

"I should be mad, but...."

[@thuynguyen-qw6lm]

top 10 anime deaths number 1 this guys pc

[@ziggyra4525]

“I’m absolutely dreading doing this” WHO IS FORCING YOU POOF 😭

[@Congratulations_778]

Me 😼

[@K92-DDD]

the voices

[@deeznutz5248]

Me

[@vansiyt]

I feel like I just watched someone have a mental breakdown, recover, then have another breakdown

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

Indeed

[@SpaceIsAwesome035]

you feel like that because you just did

[@Vampxiii_]

I mean.. pretty much.

[@justapotato4599]

yaeh

[@Semityis22]

Yea

[@filipangelovski6151]

The dedication this man has put into ruining Rita's day

[@yoptheyopher9535]

👏 👏

[@peepeepag2423]

rita in the games always orders the most hardest shit to cook/mix istg

[@biruss]

@@peepeepag2423 ban rita

[@axogirl1015]

BAN FUSKING RITA!!!!

[@madlruth4680]

Yeah lol

[@whyareyoureadingthissmh]

This mans determination to piss off one person who did borderline nothing wrong is honestly impressive

[@Monkerey]

In a video game

[@evobsm2328]

​@@Monkereyyou dont say???? Bruh as if he didnt know

[@erakatt]

@@evobsm2328they were js adding to it who pissed in ur cereal

[@Azmodeuzz]

@@erakattit’s been three weeks bro chill out

[@uselessSam]

@@Azmodeuzz 3 weeks is nothing. the other day i got a notif about some random dude yelling at me for a comment i made 6 years ago.

[@averybelle1301]

alternate title: "giving rita salmonella because she made me mad on papa's wingeria"

[@chrispuhara8934]

"Giving Rita salmonella _and_ a sea of BBQ on Papa's Wingeria"

[@actualforestdemon2058]

and diabetes

[@haven6900]

mister dingus I don’t think you understand how diabetes works

[@fancyskull_2329]

@@haven6900 BBQ has high amounts of high fructose corn syrup and sugar

[@user-ft4xn6ll1q]

LOL

[@fadingblu3214]

Literally half of this video was just waiting until Rita finally rates the dish

[@danshen3827]

Imagine being hysterically angry because a customer keeps consistently showing up to buy from your establishment.

[@busykitty893]

that is just so funny

[@rhandhom1]

That's just customer service.

[@azryxthefolf6331]

Irl this is honestly the best thing to happen.

[@damaddude3396]

*make them pay 100 fucking dollars*

[@tristanchaplin392]

He was mad bc of her order, not rita herself.

[@songbird7450]

0:33 "I don't care about Rita" Now that's what you call foreshadowing.

[@Blisstol]

The game heard him

[@placeholder6343]

This is the best arc

[@souvya]

“Grown man has a mental breakdown because of a kids cooking game”

[@cathreensalas822]

SEVERE MENTAL BREAKDOWN AHAAHAHAHHAHA

[@demdem7946]

SAME LMFAOO

[@imcitiii6857]

A better title

[@heartiiieee]

WGAFJKSFHFHADBGASDBGA LMAOOOOOO

[@s_cabbage2]

That is EXACTLY what I was about to comment. So true.

[@ZacharyDehnhoff]

did not expect ritas reaction to be the longest portion of the video

[@destroyv]

“grown man yells and rants about how much he hates the number 11”

[@andreatheradiodragon7578]

I will like but the likes are at 11 and i don't want to ruin the magic :D

[@destroyv]

@@andreatheradiodragon7578 thanks

[@AMonsta_]

Lol I changed it to 12

[@miuiswaifu]

@@AMonsta_ rude

[@iantunes3603]

That’s funny

[@vanillalemur4569]

Im watching this man's sanity slowly decrease and *I love it more each time*

[@ronandoesstuff1122]

I have never once in my life seen a person rage at a papa's game

[@AngelWingsYT]

Ikr the most clam relaxing food serving game N this boi loses his mind over 1 character

[@idonthaveabody.help.4736]

I freaked out when I gave the wrong amount of pancakes, my dumb 6 year old ass thought that if you did bad you would be like banned off the site or that I would be arrested

[@chelseabee023]

you really haven't met me yet lmao

[@k.schuyler8831]

Really?!? I’ve rage quit so many times

[@nikemorales]

I did, I was playing papa's scooperia and I gave the closers exactly what they want, and they get mad so did I LOL That's not it, in papa's burgeria the fat guy keep ordering the same thing over and over again with 5 beefs and in frustration I gave him 1 or a ton XD

[@Goofygoober4004]

If I walked in to a wingeria to order what I’d usually get, only for the worker to immediately BOLT to the kitchen without taking my order, then proceed to scream about the number 11 and cackling evilly for the next 3/6 hours, only for the worker to come back with a huge plate of 2,003 wings. I’d simply just stop existing entirely

[@zaccwiggins]

The sheer amount of wings literally shut down all of Rita’s basic motor skills

[@juno_dawn]

HAHAHAHAAAHAHAA 😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Chomiky1]

I laughed for 1.5 minutes bcuz he get 1 - 11

[@dxjtg]

yes because her basic motor skills will shut down before she FUCKING DIES

[@TemmieContingenC]

It fried her poor brain man

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

Me when

[@salem7340]

Imagine walking into your favorite restaurant and and the chef makes you a plate of *2,003* wings because he hates your order

[@GHOUSTTM]

Raw wings with a little bit of sauce even

[@animationglows3961]

I will gladly take them home because I can save them for dinner later but oh my god the pricing would be absolutely terrible

[@katiedaniels5441]

I’d burst out laughing because that’s the perfect revenge xD

[@FiSH-iSH]

@@animationglows3961 in all of their half-cooked, nearly sauceless glory?

[@animationglows3961]

@@FiSH-iSH yummy

[@jackal_jpeg]

this is what my social anxiety assumes will happen to me if i go to the same restaurant 2 days in a row

[@AshlynGerman]

This is funny but painful because it's relatable

[@Babe-vi6cv]

he literally sat there for the 15 real life minutes it took to watch rita's reaction. just for the reaction. u ok?

[@glossiangelz]

He also spent 6 hours putting over 2,000 wings..damn.

[@gswarriors1439]

My computer could never handle all that

[@lespace3789]

@@glossiangelz𝕋𝕚 *k* 𝕪 thinks you have the F̴̼͙̤̲͉̥̘̻̭́̑̋͝͝u̶̡͌̆̃͠c̶̛͇̹͖̣͑̃k̴̺̳͖̬͓̱̮̜̅̉̉ing 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝔾𝕒𝕪 Amogus ඞඞඞ Help I'm being held captive

[@addy225]

He was really mad

[@martin04cass]

not me sitting through the 15 minutes with him expecting something to happen 💀🤚

[@sir.quandaledinkleage6260]

Why do they even test the food at the counter it’s a fast food restaurant

[@SquishersTheSquasher]

Where I used to work(fast food) some customers would taste the food at the counter to make sure it was good or their correct order 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Jcmronn]

THAT SQUISH IS SQUASHING but thats just judging off of taste on the game

[@gracerose7314]

@@Jcmronn I'm seriously disappointed your comment wasn't "but that's just a theory, a game theory"

[@Jcmronn]

@@gracerose7314 I apologize,💀

[@lailah5604]

IKR

[@JeanMarceaux]

Friendly reminder that a lethal dose of chicken nuggets for an adult human is 413, so this order effectively killed Rita 5 times.

[@FuraFaolox]

but these aren't nuggets

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@FuraFaolox silence

[@JENNATHEZOMBIEE]

@@FuraFaolox hush

[@concretecassowary2862]

Ehrhehehe funny homestuck number

[@microwave8931]

Good, fuck Rita

[@millionbadger7918]

This man had the patience to spend god knows how long frying, saucing, and placing 2003 wings, but not to try to line wings up on a plate carefully lol

[@ypsilonpl]

Imagine going to a restaurant and hear the chef laughing like a scary maniac in the kitchen and then brings 2,003 wings to a customer

[@ypsilonpl]

@Papa Beja Thanks :D

[@honey-di6os]

now I can't unsee it, why are you like this-😭

[@buffes7771]

Something funky is about to happen

[@jammybizzle666]

Id order

[@sanderdebruyn1619]

I died reading this comment 💀😂

[@thatoneguy9734]

I think this was the most intense game of Papa’s Wingeria I’ve ever seen.

[@texasforever6950]

I can’t believe “intense” and “Papas Wingeria” are in the same sentence, but I agree.

[@joeytorres4566]

i low key thought this would be a 8 yr olds video but when i heard the guys voice and AW FUCK, i knew this was not for kids

[@pechi6801]

You *think*? How many gameplays of papas wingeria have you seen?

[@cattykop873]

Only the real ones sat through the whole process just to see Rita’s reaction

[@S3r0t0nin]

Im Tired 👌 👌 😔 gorl’s gotta do what a gorl’s gotta do

[@prohibited03]

Gooey Rainbow Okay, Gru

[@Hypersomniat]

i tried to have a staring contest with her but it didn’t work👁👁

[@emilycardona4228]

Yessirr

[@umbreonfan0369]

I actually did watch all of it.

[@starlitsorrow]

9:45 I love how pissed he was getting, he genuinely had a psychotic break down lmao

[@moonshinemisties]

the manical/crying/breakdown laughter is what’s getting to me i cant stop laughing

[@jairespinoza2360]

Same🤣🤣🤣

[@dantom1]

He went: *_IIHIHIHIHIHIHSHSKLCFG_*

[@hey6991]

DayDay때용 me too I’m dying of laughter over here💀😭 especially at 7:33 RITAAA!

[@SilverCipher00]

Its sexy 😬

[@mariashamoun2909]

Same lol

[@hugsnilou]

my man is descending into insanity and ritas out there like "huh wonder whats taking my wings so long"

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

Rita: "what's is this? why the w o r l d I S sl O w i n g d-" *1 fps*

[@aubreyh1930]

1fps is waaaay faster than this. More like 1 frame per minute

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

@@aubreyh1930 1fpm or 0,016...fps

[@PoketrainerMS]

.001 fph

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

@@PoketrainerMS now that's slow

[@LxserXia0_]

*old computer error noise* exe has stopped working

[@yellowbananago]

Rita: Oh man, what's taking these wings so long to be prepared? Frederickson Fitzgerald Fazbearrington VI: 14:24 Rita: Oh no

[@hackerman203]

is that freddy fazbear?

[@TheCoolSuperPea]

HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

[@leyulis8882]

The music just makes it much more perfect, i love me some classical music over disasters

[@Luvlyy]

POV: you walk into your favorite wingeria for the 4th time this week hoping for your usual order. but as your order gets taken you notice something off with the chef as he takes your order. The chef goes into the kitchen to prepare your order and you are waiting for your meal a bit longer than usual. while you are waiting you hear the chef screaming curse words and screaming about the number 11 occasionally other numbers. It's been hours and you feel time around you going slower and slower as if you are a video game lagging. finally, after 8 hours which felt like 24, the chef has this crazed smile as he comes out the kitchen with a plate that looked like it had a million wings on it. you go to try one and see that it's barely cooked and poorly sauced. you still bite the wing hoping not to catch salmonella. you are disgusted and shocked. you cant believe that your favorite wingeria fed you that. you gave the chef 5 points because the wings at least hit the oil of the fryer. but you refuse to tip for that horrible service. you look at the chef and walk outside and whisper to yourself its time to change resturants.

[@jankystreams3337]

and then the chef throws hot oil on your face

[@theeissilent893]

@@jankystreams3337 then it begins to rain

[@jankystreams3337]

@@theeissilent893 yes it rains hot oil

[@VCNO]

I would be like. “What. the. Fuck. Just happened?”

[@wizenedprawn1369]

The mass of the chicken wings is so dense that it slow time down

[@witheredhouseplant]

I like how most of the video is just Rita trying to comprehend the situation

[@-vira-6422]

I mean what would you do in this situation

[@san1yah]

@@-vira-6422 take the wings home and cook them duh

[@yoklete6913]

@@san1yah And still a lot of money. Lol ok 😂

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

Fr

[@d3ltazer0judgement]

@@san1yah yeah, let's take this neutron star made out of wings

[@waffles7762]

This is the only guy who gives more food when he gets mad

[@69anosatrase3minutosatrase9]

Uncooked nasty food.......

[@sofial.1483]

Nah I used to do that too

[@friedcreeperbread4859]

Free food, xd

[@iaminpain8407]

I use to play papa's wingeria

[@adianthus4216]

Correction= This is the only guy who gives salmonnela when he gets mad

[@GreatWhiteWalrus]

The fact that Rita is his most consistent buyer and has by far spent the most money on his wingeria and is also his most hated customer is hilarious

[@mstrrarhiv909]

"I'll have to give everyone the right order" Thumbnail: *Giving Rita 2,003 wings*

[@wally9540]

A year to remember

[@broidk7356]

The fact that he's raging over a flash game makes this 10x funnier.

[@Troselingasher]

Real boogie vibes ngl

[@dederoseee]

Yesss lol 🤣🤣🤣. Had me in tears

[@Matheus_Braz]

Honestly it was much funnier than when he just instantly gives up after the first order

[@a_plastic_bag]

A friend of mine punched clean through his laptop because of a flash shooter

[@sphinxattrasic4608]

​@@a_plastic_bag I'm fucking losing it right now xD oh damm

[@unbelibrable]

I love the fry noise going the whole time because it helps me imagine this irl where she slowly takes a bite and then they just stare at each other

[@edmortis]

she's scared lmao

[@romoreyes2557]

Poofesure showed me to things I had never seen: 1. Had never seen someone raging on a Papa's game 2. never seen anyone play these games so terribly

[@SamBowers114]

Poofesure: “I don’t care about Rita” Also poofesure: *gives Rita 2003 wings*

[@timmymozzi9519]

Awesam GD his thought is that she’ll have enough wings and go away forever bc Rita is the new elisa

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion1767]

*Gets the coronavirus*

[@sampwassa428]

@@timmymozzi9519 edd kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJbInKWGh96rmqc

[@nostalgiameadows23]

There were times where Poof was okay with Rita (one example was when she clapped for her order in Hot Doggeria). In my opinion, I think the closers are his Elisa cause they're the more bi***ier people.

[@Nightstormshadow1]

If only it was 2020 xD

[@mikeyaftony2464]

She may have not given a tip but she still had to pay for all of those wings.

[@cyanea.]

Shes not coming back any time soon xD

[@punches2]

ooh

[@RitoChip]

@@cyanea. Or maybe she actually enjoyed it, but her chains of code that keep her from expressing it have forced her to be forced to be angry... or at least act angry. BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY!!! A GAAA-

[@michellesullivan7355]

@@RitoChip Y theory

[@C.J.Taylor]

@Blurp Why? Why must you hurt me in this way?

[@Moon_Child_Mari]

Loving the gentle bubbling of the fryer in the background while I’m witnessing a traumatic event unfold before my eyes. Like ASMR but with added anxiety.

[@SantiSilva1899]

This is unironically the best comment here

[@jubileehoney3269]

How is this traumatic

[@evil-doer6211]

@@jubileehoney3269 it’s a comedy take, aka a joke.

[@HoneyBun44]

@@jubileehoney3269 your pf name is traumatic....

[@jubileehoney3269]

@@HoneyBun44 Cry me a river Andreea 💀

[@robbiewilson9675]

I dont think I have ever seen somebody struggle so much to put 12 wings into a fryer

[@justarandomguy117]

Watching this man lose it over a flash game is fucking amazing

[@kurxxedvv]

real. bro sounds like albertsstuff.

[@BobotPlayzBobotRebel]

hes so bad at games its super entertaining

[@retinazer7652]

Agreed

[@randomcrap7682]

He uses his brain until the number 11 comes into play, then he goes into caveman mode and screams broken English

[@crazyneon285]

OMG he has the witches cackle

[@microwave8931]

On his 11th birthday he turned 12

[@theperson2346]

You simply can’t read this comment and not hear it narrated by niko

[@microwave8931]

@@theperson2346 I can

[@randomcrap7682]

@@theperson2346 _yourdadlikesituptheass_

[@brittanypumpkin]

I love how when he’s really over something he just goes “TEHEHEHEHEHE”

[@mcmaam1759]

8;36 omfg when I tell you I LAUGHED MY ASS OFFFFFFF

[@gameshowsandvlogsbyjacehod6624]

8:36

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

*_NOTHING IS GOING RIIIIIIII-_*

[@ica7246]

HaHaHahAhA😂😂😂LOL

[@PixelThorn]

@Trnqlpsch yeah! You do you!

[@theregalproletariat]

"You could feed the whole squad with 2000 wings" I reckon you could feed a small army on that

[@DJArtyom8205]

for the rest of their lives

[@Iknowfvf]

​@DJArtyom8205 they'd all die because it was raw so it's possible

[@jaxer1784]

Imagine going to a wing restaraunt for the like the 5th time in a row and order the same thing, then you hear the chef from the back when he's preparing your wings shout "the number eleven is a stupid number anyways, I HATE THE NUMBER ELEVEN" and then some more unintelligible screaming. After about an hour he comes out with a raw badly sauced meat spiral that leaves you confused and horrified.

[@mrcephalopod]

It's worse than that - like other people in this comment section have pointed out, Papa time runs faster than regular time. Assuming that their estimate of 8 minute days is accurate, and assuming an 8-hour I universe work day, that's 480 in game hours, or 20 straight days. You go in, you order wings, the chef starts screaming incoherently so you leave, and then you come back almost 3 WEEKS LATER to find HIM STILL SCREAMING, and then he presents you with a raw, badly sauced, and probably rotting and mouldy meat pike which mentally breaks you

[@HapHazardNS]

@@mrcephalopod dear god why did you do the math!

[@Chernobog2]

@@mrcephalopod i once had a dream about a spiral shaped pile of living flesh that was physically painful to look at

[@Stew-lee76]

I'd still tip 69c

[@tertiaritus]

@@mrcephalopod my sides...

[@haruhifujioka5952]

Imagine going to a wing joint everyday and one day the dude gives you 2003 undercooked wings while cursing then tells you to leave

[@yaggadoobaggadoobitytueuir]

then imagine taking ~10 minutes to process the situation

[@ChaseJonas75]

Imagine waiting in line for about 5 hours, only for the person in front of you to receive 2,003 uncooked and barely sauced wings.

[@tericroteau200]

5 STAR PLACE RIGHT THERE

[@izaiahsamuels244]

That is popeyes in a nutshell

[@nooterzootercrooter5105]

i would just pay and leave

[@eieiojklf712]

*Can you imagine the sounds he'd make if he suddenly realized this wasn't recording...*

[@lemonytrash584]

I can’t imagine and don’t wanna imagine it, the sounds are unimaginable and should never be heard by anyone or anything

[@korihikari21]

It didnt record the gameplay but it records the reaction of him realizing it

[@stardustlover8446]

I am scared

[@payt00n]

It prob go like INHALES *oouh*

[@lindat8168]

i would love to like this comment but i don't mess with the devil

[@Jaalkomio]

9:27 the laugh put me straight into the grave 💀

[@randompeanut1156]

I was your 69th like

[@pablopinero743]

Scooby-Doo ahh laugh

[@ritathewinglover7090]

Next time, don’t troll me with that many wings because I will be back.

[@vanesa4811]

Sorry for always giving you the wrong order

[@alicialewis7457]

Rita The Wing Lover i wouldnt be sorry.

[@alicialewis7457]

@@ethanjones7174 I saw someone with wally. Next thing there will be a... Janana Taylor Big pauly Etc..

[@dearil8007]

another one

[@alicialewis7457]

@@dearil8007 Yep... Who knows how many there are.

[@toesnatcher48]

Watching a grown man having a mental breakdown over a children’s cooking game is overall the best thing I’ve watched in a long time Well done

[@mr.burgerbuns4183]

I was just scrolling thru the comments and your profile pic scared me

[@FoxtrotStudi0s]

*looks at your pfp* (Calls scp foundation) "WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE"

[@axelvids893]

These games can be deceptively difficult. But...yeah. This is hilarious.

[@RadioactiveRabbit]

@@FoxtrotStudi0s No, there is another.

[@foxy763]

Is your profile pic a scp HE HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

[@buttermilkcow2477]

Can we all just appreciate that this man is so patient and he doesn’t rage at all while he is waiting for Rita’s answer? Like how I could never lmfao

[@chickennuggetpaw]

8:50 this is the funniest part of the video imo. As someone with anger issues, this is the point where you just have to take a goddamn break 💀

[@Chelito0607]

After 15 minutes of this, the blank, empty stare of Rita is making me feel really unconfortable, i feel My soul is being violated by an empty husk

[@Tuckems]

Marcelo Alvarenga Tamayo And you’re complaining?

[@ethaan1854]

this man needs help

[@florafangs7664]

I read the comments before finishing the video and was incredibly confused, but now I understand-

[@babyyoda3513]

Uncomfortable*

[@cosmicspacething3474]

Just think about how dead inside THEY are

[@big_billie_fan788]

"I don't care about Rita..." *Gives her 2,003 wings* Me: alrighty then.

[@cjstar01jones17]

I mean it’s raw

[@dantom1]

@@cjstar01jones17 No but it's still a win because she can take the wings home and cook them there- I mean that's atleast what I'd do lmaoo I ain't giving up on free wings

[@robbin2046]

it's not cooked so..

[@PixelBoye6546]

Cjstar01 Jones Fucking raaaaawwwwwww

[@fucker3773]

Finally some good fucking food

[@ivonneferrer9679]

"Florida man arrested after giving local customer 2,003 chicken wings."

[@sixeyedbird]

*raw chicken wings

[@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc]

Damn Florida men

[@fa1ry_730]

Rita(God)damn florida

[@despairedsalami1786]

i hate and love the fact that this comment could be an actual Florida man headline

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

😭😭😭

[@tobi_van5541]

The bubbling in the background isn't the fryers,it's her blood boiling that her order was that wrong. She knows it was deliberate,this couldn't be on accident. She's so angry that her blood is literally boiling

[@TCBE]

It isn’t lag, she’s just so mad it slowed down time.

[@bellabechthtold921]

*A*

[@24ktshit]

@@nocellservice LMFAO

[@crowMilatonin]

She’s processing the sheer amount of shittily-done poultry in front of her face

[@JesusChr.]

ZA WARUDO!

[@herbyman5913]

Nah she’s just thinking about her life decisions

[@turisuto]

So basically “Rita made me mad so I gave her enough wings to open up her own wing place”

[@naorei2164]

PLS

[@turisuto]

Wow, i get comments with high numbers of likes frequently but this is the first one thats almost gotten to 1k without any replies until now. Sheesh

[@naorei2164]

@@turisuto your comment made me chuckle i couldnt help but reply 😭

[@danielnewell1329]

I mean all the wings were raw so sadly no wing place for her

[@Candy12438]

​@@danielnewell1329 all she needs is a fryer

[@MiagolioMaxwell]

Man turned a Flash game into a PowerPoint.

[@PoketrainerMS]

Yup.

[@hye2354]

😂

[@KookuCoco]

LOL

[@badlimeboy6616]

True

[@allenparker2113]

Nah the game was way less laggy than a power point

[@theahughes703]

the sheer force of how he screams R I T A at 7:34 is just so fucking funny

[@CoolUMP2009]

“RITA!!!! STOP!!!!!”

[@Tastical]

Pov: You're bored of just watching rita go at one frame per hour so you decided to look at the comments.

[@crimsonwee4917]

AriTastical yea now shhhh

[@eravere6928]

But it’s not a POV anymore-

[@ritasobel7598]

fuck u 😭

[@mikad2976]

I actually am looking after the video is over. I watched the whole thing with intense care :)

[@RAVENSHIDEYHOLE]

That’s why I’m here 😂😂

[@nilskeller5370]

i love how rita is just giving him the death stare for 5 minutes after recieving her meat tower

[@Devo57]

meat tower 😏

[@5H4TT3R3D]

Meat carpet* 😌

[@notafurry8398]

Meat candle

[@thisidiot4370]

meat donut

[@misterpaulggftw9103]

@@Devo57 glad that someone said it...

[@Magicgirlamy]

I want someone to animate this breakdown so badly.

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

..did someone do it yet

[@Kettterer]

Which one. Specifically?

[@Magicgirlamy]

@@Kettterer honestly, all of it, just in one big animated clip, that would be awesome

[@Kettterer]

@@Magicgirlamy I wish I could do it all. In fact. I am not an animator at all. But I do hope that I could be able to animate for Poofesure someday.

[@Magicgirlamy]

@Lala oh wow, if you do that I'd be pretty amazed, of course I would love to see your work, you say you have no talent, but I'm sure you have a lot more than you realize.

[@lovelylynx5473]

when he gave rita the plate of wings and i saw that there was 14 minutes left to the video i felt that emotion of when a character finally figures everything out in a movie but there’s still an hour of screentime left

[@theaveragemushroom6474]

Poofesure: "HOW DO I GET 100% ON THE ORDER STATION" Furniture, posters, boosters, walls, floors and minigames: "that's why we're here"

[@halpyhal]

Also I don’t think he’s greeting people right when they come in so that’s making it go down lmao

[@elenamancheva9961]

My resturant is full of decorations but I still get like 60 percent for every person

[@shombled9131]

Elena Mancheva u prob take too long to make orders OR, the decorations are not fresh or dont match. Fresh means u change the decos every few days

[@theaveragemushroom6474]

@@shombled9131 freshness isn't a thing in this game just letting you know

[@megamojo1041]

@@elenamancheva9961 patience depletes way faster if you take too long to take their order, so you gotta take their order as soon as they enter.

[@mshgrhm]

Rita went through the five stages of grief when the game started going a frame per minute

[@killerbug05]

Rita camping the wingeria entrance like it's a gamestop with ps5 in stock 😭

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

"Open up! I need my wings!"

[@user-yn8jo3xd6w]

@@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights xDD

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

@@user-yn8jo3xd6w Rita is obviously a wing addict!

[@user-yn8jo3xd6w]

@@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights the way you phrased it killed me xD

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

@@user-yn8jo3xd6w Thank you! Can you imagine her outside, begging them to open?

[@Zxanonblade]

4:09 There are 12 sections on the circle, split that into 3 groups of 4, and put one wing on each inner border of those sections. Groups of 4 have 3 borders connecting inside, and you have 3 of those groups, totaling 9 wings. Pretty easy actually, just not when you have to rush like you need to in the game.

[@user-ve9vs8es3v]

Did I just watch 31 minutes of a grown man raging over a kids cooking game? Yes.

[@stickmation6651]

me too

[@soundwaveg1236]

Me as well

[@rusva3755]

Do you have any regrets?

[@stickmation6651]

@@rusva3755 not at all

[@mercury1287]

How dare call papa's games childish,

[@julianvaldovinos2651]

Poofesure: “I want to get to rank 15 so I can get to Wally” Also Poofesure: *makes a half hour long papa Louie’s video about him making 2,003 wings for Rita and only moving up like 2 ranks*

[@julianvaldovinos2651]

OneYawnyBoi it’s a guy named sal vulcano from the show impractical jokers, he was a meme for a short time too.

[@parmesencheese5579]

Sry can't bc the like count is 420

[@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2]

OneYawnyBoi you don’t know who sal is, making you tonight’s biggest loser

[@dyke-thing-else8601]

@@julianvaldovinos2651 love that show

[@imightbeidk6218]

Sal Vulcano

[@derekluther4684]

"Trying to find the Pythagorean theorem of a freaking circle to 9 wings." -Poofesure 2020

[@leenaanis6254]

Its 3 am EVERYTHING IS FUNNY

[@The-gigan-society]

It took 770 seconds to get ritas animation to finish 💀

[@donottrusty5911]

Imagine going into a wing store and just hearing him yelling about 11

[@realjameskii]

Oh boy! Time for chicken wings! From the kitchen: 11! ELEVEN SUCKS!

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

*_”RITA!!!!”_*

[@realjameskii]

"Ooh! I think he's saying the uncooked chicken wings are done"

[@theautisticdoomgod]

I am 11...

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Profestival Khan sad you

[@raine2218]

Poof: doesn’t like odd numbers Also poof: gives Rita 2,003 chicken wings

[@user00xboy]

That's funny 😂😂😂

[@KC-gb4vr]

@jackmichael285 no,ten!It's a round even number that is a multiple of five!

[@LucidMlem]

Chicken wings from 2003?

[@ferrarirougethebat7466]

THATS WHEN I WAS B0RN

[@raine2218]

An anonymous little boy yes chicken wing from 2003

[@ryanrossluvr05]

imagine going to ur fav restaurant and waiting 6 hours for the chef (who looks like offbrand surfer guy fieri) to come out with a plate of 2,003 uncooked, barely sauced chicken wings and serving them to u. and ur so shocked that u just stand there for like 10 minutes, dissociating, while dudebro fieri just stands there watching u and listening to the fryer bubbling.

[@jayyydagoat20122]

🤣🤣😂

[@rock4glory713]

Yes

[@lastlife0726]

The whole time for 6 hours wings have been cooking in those bubbling friars.

[@poemsbypoetry]

Aesthetic warning

[@bradleon1926]

DUDEBRO FIERI! LMAO YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY

[@EliteMYt]

Lmfao the way he goes HEHEHEHEHE GIMME TWELVE has my dyin 💀 9:19