I Tried Turning Myself Into Squidward Using Only Drugstore Makeup / Products

[@patrickstarrr]

I’m ready .....

[@alexbarr2966]

PatrickStarrr yaaaassss 🙌🏼🙌🏼⭐️

[@kittykat7779]

go for it patty weyheyyy

[@kitkatie0]

OMG YES! IM SO HAPPY!

[@TooMuchAbri]

OMG HECK YESSSSS

[@tinamarie2942]

Need!!!

[@becklee94]

Squidward talking to me about affordable therapy options is not something I thought I'd experience in this lifetime

[@ilovexscapethefate]

It's a first for all of us lmao

[@loveydoveygification]

Becca *high squidward

[@NSYMOUS]

😂😂

[@becky7854]

Hahahaha

[@alana7088]

It's a weird experience

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

*The perfect sequel doesn’t exi-*

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

I’m shook I’ve been noticed 😭

[@london2518]

Just an innocent Pomegranate I'm shook, I have not

[@Trinity-vs5wb]

Just an innocent Pomegranate lmao

[@laurenk6107]

Just an innocent Pomegranate I

[@veebee._]

Holy-

[@graciek2685]

“This is Mykie gets demonetized part fif-” *gets ad* “-ty.”

[@nailsarelife]

Damn, I accidentally just copied you without knowing I was copying you. Oops.

[@jaimedrew1973]

It happend to ke too in the same place 😃

[@billiebossanova8095]

That literally happened to me in the same place 😃

[@amandaoroberts]

Yeah lol I got it too

[@michellelenoir9205]

*Mykie: this is mykie gets demonetized part fif-* *KZbin: ÅD!*

[@Asal-qz2xc]

*Squidward is talking to me about my mental health.... wait did I take my meds...*

[@aefloriian]

I'M DONE 😂

[@DanielleK139]

Funny af lol

[@chatterbox1078]

*I think you took the wrong meds..*

[@wayward__af_winchester5405]

Idk if I wanna like or leave this at 999 likes

[@ainsm216]

the sequel we wanted but didn’t deserve

[@Cali0562]

sooooooo tru

[@maeble777]

squidward telling me about mental health is just what i needed today

[@BelieberGirl6]

mmmkars xoxo I was searching for a comment like this thank u lol

[@maeble777]

Bianca Moya you are vv welcome

[@allisonfong6783]

jjddjdb i cackled

[@amogus7591]

It's funny to think about how confused the cashier must have been

[@alanahvarnes6691]

Ikr

[@meowross3580]

Yes 😂😂😂

[@amiliab.4282]

I love ur name

[@lilegugava8686]

@@amiliab.4282 and his profile pic

[@danieltucker9330]

I think she used a self checkout

[@SaraWhiteWolf]

The fact that Squidward is talking about mental health......makes me wonder if he will ever use it in the show. He seriously needs it.

[@whitneydouglas4794]

Nothing beats nightmare Squidward talking about mental health.

[@river7092]

"This is Mykie gets demonitised on youtube part fif--" *gets interrupted by an advert*

[@xxjahsehaj6976]

Louise Temple that happened to me too oml

[@arkkangell]

Ikr

[@zulyanis9611]

SAME

[@daedaerobinson1000]

Righttt

[@hisubscribetomefornoreason6328]

not dog *SAME*

[@catdelaney2986]

Anyone else watching this again a year later and think that the "natural progression" should continue? Sandy? Patrick? Gerry? Mr. Crabs? I think so lol

[@stinkypete7688]

Did you you just call Gary Gerry

[@abbeymosteller1159]

* Mr. Krabs * Gary and also Plankton but yes same

[@ajachaotic]

Catie Delaney Anyone else thought of Drew Gooden’s peanut butter vine “AND JERRY” when they read this?

[@imprisoned.marionette]

Catie Delaney gary*

[@catdelaney2986]

Wow only now realizing I fully spelled GARY wrong! Oopss! Thanks everyone. I don't know what happened hahahaha statement still stands though!

[@sdrkelley]

**throws non lubricated condoms in the basket** “I’ll explain later”

[@boogiebear3095]

Samantha Kelley 😂

[@alex_purrrtato_chan1321]

?!?!Dying inside

[@glitterrave453]

Mood

[@Mar-velousMarlenak8]

..... I wonder if Ripley would tolerate Mykie making her a Gary the Snail costume??????

[@o0Avalon0o]

Marlena k8 yes please

[@vivikhv.v]

Marlena k8 yEs

[@mrblackbaron]

Marlena k8 same

[@dimonjae17]

Marlena k8 great question

[@immanic]

Marlena k8 OMG YES U R A GENIUS!!!!

[@sheep2924]

LOL when mykie cut the condom and said she would get demonitized, an ad for condoms popped up HAHA

[@artbybosslady3063]

Panic! on the toilet oh my god your name and pic are perfect for each other

[@sheep2924]

thank youuuu

[@fallenangel4714]

Panic! On the toilet Your name and PFP are amazing

[@aceasuncion8871]

You will be remembered for centURIEs

[@sheep2924]

@@aceasuncion8871 omg I love this😂😂

[@tydusrain4476]

Watching you play with Ripley in the beginning made my entire day. Mykie: "Hi zombaes. Or should i say-" Ripley- *weird grumble*

[@jaydenshaw1631]

IM SCARED

[@sithecloaca1437]

Squidward is the perfect being to promote mental health😂

[@ebolachan1667]

Lol

[@ireneisgod4415]

OMGGG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DieAlteistwiederda]

Squidward talking about mental health was kind of awesome.

[@sagakd7049]

I literally didn’t realize that is wasn’t her hand when she was buying stuff from the drugstore 😂😂😂

[@kqtlils]

🤣🤣

[@kimberlycaudle3513]

SAME!!!😂

[@starrayala2139]

You have to do handsome squidward now .. please 😩 lmao this was funny !

[@isabellaowo8554]

Starr Ayala 911 likes

[@vriskaserket467]

all squidwards are handsome

[@sirmilkss]

yeee

[@ariaviator920]

Starr Ayala yassssssss 😂

[@lizard6109]

Starr Ayala this IS handsome squidward

[@Your_local_therian_weirdo]

Promoting a therapy app while wearing that costume is hilarious!!!!

[@superarrowholockian]

"This is Mykie getting demonitized part fif--" gets interrupted by an ad.

[@aishijelly]

Genna Desjardins same😂😂

[@christilopez6303]

she saw condoms and thought of squidward.

[@eva-hm9qs]

Oh my-

[@tashannajohnson1004]

😏😋

[@gracynhinojosa7237]

Casual first date look

[@boopboop9246]

The grabbing hand scared the crap out of my in the beginning!

[@rileysassafras5766]

Boop Boop I love your name and pic

[@neveahmarks4681]

I DIED of laughter because how stupidly funny I looked 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@itsanna6676]

When?

[@Hasan-lg7hb]

Boop Boop scared the crap out of my...???

[@aidan.armstrong]

Boop Boop you’re clearly new here

[@mashaytaylor9364]

the ending creepy knife sequence is honestly incredible wow

[@frithak3885]

it's been another year, WE. NEED. PATRICK.

[@holliem4516]

I never thought I needed a creepy drugstore squidward to talk to me about mental health but I’m glad it happened

[@sparkybish]

Look, you see the flaws in your work, I see a first place costume prize at a Halloween party.

[@giannarighi2168]

"This is Mikey gets demonetized part--" *AD STARTS PLAYING*

[@uhapples8605]

LMAO IKRRRR

[@moriraza4022]

Same and I'm so happy about it!

[@christobalanaya29]

🤣

[@sorryforanythingicommented1584]

Gianna omg that happened to me too!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@elizabeth2380]

Me toooo

[@kirstyhutchinson7171]

“I’m gonna go to the drugstore, I’m gonna get some coke,” that’s a sentence

[@thealeah809]

"Because Magic happens when I'm Caffeinated." *mood*

[@analisecrawford3513]

So real!!

[@robeyhines8149]

This is the KZbin content I signed up for.

[@frankii5011]

I saw you on Jenna marble’s new video

[@reddre3742]

Lol! How on God's green earth is this gonna help you in anyway?🤣

[@Mar-velousMarlenak8]

Robey Hines yes, yes it is

[@robeyhines8149]

Frankii lol I have zero life

[@spamaccount6432]

Robey Hines happy 1K likes

[@rhapsodyashlen2583]

Squidward talking to me about getting help for my depression is slightly disturbing and yet fitting.

[@Amy-fg6in]

rhapsody Ashlen 😅😅😅😅😅 I'm sitting here having a panic attack and now I'm laughing

[@Abigail13255]

Amy hey I hope you're doing okay now

[@Lufe_Stark]

Is that the average drugstore in the USA? Wow...

[@brennwilliams1723]

Yes but it’s America

[@Lufe_Stark]

@@brennwilliams1723 America is a whole continent my dude

[@kaig5481]

I live in Ohio, USA, but like my drug stores aren't that big lol

[@possumlover666]

Depends on where you are in the states, in rural areas they’re nothing like this

[@pleaseenteraname6825]

Lufe_Stark 2 continents actually.

[@tamsinh6022]

Your sponsor placement worked so well. I had to search it to know what it was, now I know and I'm better for it.

[@courtneywhite8333]

Tamsin Howland what is it?

[@lillianfulk158]

Ripley is a mood tbh

[@Faythe98]

This is horrific Im going to have nightmares

[@caseymartin246]

BeatNeko3 eowplw

[@caseymartin246]

Willow bark

[@chaoticg0re726]

Me waiting for patrick in 2020 like 😗✌🏻

[@bored9196]

Same

[@daisidixon1419]

Me waiting in 2021-

[@daisidixon1419]

@@haybale287 why? Did she do it already?

[@daisidixon1419]

@@haybale287 bruh, i don't even know who she is. I'm a university student taking a stage makeup class and I used her videos for fx makeup. Also, that doesn't even matter. I don't need to know what type of person she is to enjoy content like this. The video was genius and entertaining. I think people should be able to casually watch her videos without "supporting" her as a person.

[@abbyjohnson2777]

How bout 2021

[@laraehope9953]

1. patrickstarrr into patrick star is what we all need here 2. on a serious note, i am thankful this sponsorship came about because i have been considering counseling and in need/searching, so i actually will definitely be using this, thank you.

[@rhoffman222]

LaRae Hope that's so great to hear you will be reaching out. I've lost a lot of people to depression and suicide, including my older brother. It makes me so happy that you feel comfortable enough to share and just by saying you will be using this resource helps so many people step up and take charge as well. Thank you so much for doing so. I hate that you are feeling this way but you are reaching out to better yourself. I've been down the same road of depression because I've lost so many to depression and it's a viscous cycle. It's probably one of the hardest things I've ever done but it was the best decision I've ever made. It's been 4 years since I took my life back and I couldn't be happier. It really does get better, but you have to put in the work. My best tool is to write on my bathroom mirror, that I see everyday, I AM...pretty, talented, creative, loving, caring...etc. It really helps to stand up to your demons and look yourself in the eye and say these things over and over. Even if you don't believe them at first, you will start to eventually. I pray everything works out for you because you matter. Bravo for ending the cycle and being proactive. So many people love you. I know it doesn't always feel this way, but believe me, they (we who have never even met you) do. You are such a beautiful woman and you deserve the very best in life. I wish you the very best love!!💋💋💋💋💋

[@marriahdawn7413]

I like this one way better than SpongeBob

[@tiffanyleanne2658]

Well this is glorious and terrifying all at the same time lol 😂 Seems fitting that it’s sponsored by a therapy site, I need it after this video 🤷🏻‍♀️ joking aside though I love that there is an online option for help. I hate going in to a therapist. I’m introverted and anxious and meeting new therapists does not help.

[@lucak707]

Tiffany Leanne Eh I agree. I’m shy too.. I hate talking to people about my problems in person

[@nataliagivens380]

Tiffany Leanne I feel you girl I’m an introvert and I have social anxiety although I’ve never been to a therapist I have thought about and when I do I think it could help but at the same time it makes me panic so I feel you struggle girl 😂 😂 😂

[@aubreyglenn5340]

Omg I agree so much I’m so shy and have social anxiety..also I just feel like I can never put my thoughts into words

[@itssophierose9266]

I love how she put text on the screen to tell us how to do it like we were gunna follow this tutorial

[@Eroc6823]

Are you feeling it now mr krabs

[@underthekevinfluence8079]

No one and I repeat no one can pull off a condom on their face. Except for Mykie. 😂

[@kyttenn]

I think you’re supposed to roll them off. 😂

[@RampagingPixie]

Abbey Mae I’m sure you’re joking but you are actually 100% not supposed to roll them off! You gotta pull them off carefully!

[@FriendJamie]

This is literally UNREAL

[@Skzlovur7]

i love how she is giving the instructions thinking someone is going to recreate this..

[@rykerwashere608]

I might recreate this

[@kagitsune]

Squidward talking about BetterHelp and the importance of maintaining mental/emotional help is so appropriate and wholesome, it's not even that incongruous (for Mykie's channel 😆). In fact, the mild absurdity of the situation might actually lake the idea easier to digest for some people. 😊 Thank you for being so open about your mental health journey, Mykie! So glad that you seem to have your channel mojo back. 😁

[@kagitsune]

Also, thank you for the heart, Mykie. ^_^

[@kamorawright3814]

I first saw “I tried turning myself into Squidward using only drugs...” and i was very confused.

[@Eftb10]

Kamora Wright omg 😂

[@nameless2faceless]

I feel like at this point... even if you aren’t being sponsored by coke or condoms.... Nickelodeon has to sponsor you

[@Mister_Dollz]

Mykie:Alexa Me: play 'careless whisper' Mykie: play 'where does my heart beat now' by celine dion Text: Yeah you thought wrong Me: damn Mykie's keeping us on our toes

[@ilovecheesecake9904]

You know you got to do Patrick. . .

[@izdihar17]

So she’s gonna have to put a condom on her head now lmao

[@ilovecheesecake9904]

Lol yes

[@underthekevinfluence8079]

Took me a minute to notice the claws lmaooooo

[@anabella1305]

Kevin Huynh sameee😂😂😂

[@bellabecuz2801]

Same 😂

[@SonyaP12]

What claws? lol

[@user-by9tw2ui3c]

Where what

[@veronicasolorzano889]

Whereee

[@bunnyjeans.]

love how you explained every step as if I'm gonna ever do this haha

[@mika-zz6hl]

*the people looking at the cctv cameras* Mykie: *using a dinosaur looking hand to get products* (we have the same name-)

[@Daphodil27]

Well technically but Mykie isnt her real first name.

[@kelliecanscan3364]

Halloween ? 😂

[@marmelaota1703]

To be honest, it really looks good this time :D

[@samanthavogel4611]

You should do a high end version of these characters to compare and contrast.

[@pelican1139]

I don't know how I got here but I'm frightened... and impressed.

[@Robin_Fire00]

Same

[@kurooschurros]

FYI she was watching The Office, its the scene where Michael is yelling at Janet about his constant vasectomy and unvasectomy process

[@avatre1002]

This has met all the expectations I had and more

[@avatre1002]

Mykie gave me a heart holy shit I'm screaming!

[@typervoxilations2311]

"this is mykie gets demonetized on youtube part--" gets cut off by ads 😂😂😂😂

[@mothermakeup7481]

There will still be adds if you are demonetized. However, she just won't get paid for them.

[@rosaalvarado8976]

typervoxilations i

[@typervoxilations2311]

i_wakeup_4_makeup friend, it was j o k e

[@sydneyd.8261]

“This is Mykie getting demonetized on KZbin part fifte-“ *Ad plays*

[@maggielandrey411]

AYE!!!! I got one too, Lol. Watched the whole thing too lol

[@leannmyrick2148]

Came here to say that lol

[@jessefranco1389]

Saaaaame

[@gianna_marie4720]

When she said she ripped the condom all my dreams were struck when she didn't say that's what she said lol 😂😂😂

[@jj_bhadie3514]

I couldn't take her seriously in that squidward look when she was trying to tell us about her sponser 😂😂😭😂

[@Anna-xh5ey]

JJ_ bhadie same bro

[@frigginoutofblue7867]

“This is Mykie gets demoniti-“ *commercial*

[@melodysky6007]

FrigginOutOfBlue It's okay. The correct spelling is Mykie 😁 Also for some reason i didn't get an ad.

[@anahi2506]

Same

[@jaynicole929]

FrigginOutOfBlue it happened to me too

[@jessicalandis7532]

They warned you,but you kept watching.....

[@arianaruff6191]

Same💀

[@rollenmuziek]

I need Patrick Star on PatrickStarrr. Please! Make this happen! I need this.

[@juligoerl]

rollenmuziek omg that would be amazing

[@ohheygamers4828]

rollenmuziek YESSS

[@rammysingh1465]

That would be fetch

[@spicy.noodle.ninja.450]

rollenmuziek YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[@Littlestrawberii]

Yesss

[@embxrgrxyx8395]

I’m not even joking, when Mykie said “Alexa, play ...” my Alexa started playing and scared the shit outta me, plus it was like 11:00 pm 😂😂

[@saywaerdholst2616]

I love this version of Squidward! The pic you got inspiration from reminds me of old school Ren and Stempy. Remember when they'd do creepy close ups of them? I wonder if the same animators were involved? Anyway, you killed it! The montage was hilarious!

[@mykie]

Saywaerd Holst I thought the same thing about the ren & stimpy similarity!! And thank youuuu!☺️❤️

[@katc4949]

Ten out of ten for the thumbnail. Love you Mykie

[@rosemarieatoruk2417]

Thank you for putting sites like this out there. If I had seen this video and had internet access 6 years ago, I would be on that site since I live in the middle of nowhere Alaska where the closest counselor let alone psychologist was a 7 hour drive away. This gives so much help to people who can't get access the people they need to see that I can't thank you enough for putting it out there.

[@cas3142]

but like i want to know how the cashier reacted when they saw condoms and blue concealer

[@wolfafleart9330]

And the foam sword XP

[@kailyn1796]

Can you please make Patrick the star out of Dollar store makeup/products instead of drugstore products / makeup it would be cheaper

[@skylarrose3805]

YES

[@kittykake44]

YES!

[@livuchiha7611]

Daisy Meadow YASSSS

[@no-nq8dj]

And it’d be worse quality.

[@jalynlouwagie5784]

Or mr crabs

[@taurielblack]

Soooooooooooo, I never thought Squidward would advise me to try counseling...

[@andreaowens488]

"this is Mykie gets demonetized part feef-" break for advertising. "Ty. "

[@cuffel8082]

When I read the title before clicking it said “Using only drugs”

[@heishirida2247]

the dab was familiar *omfg mind blown*

[@echoetj]

This is 100% the best video on the internet 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@mothermakeup7481]

I agree 100%!! I was just about to comment this same exact comment!!!

[@joannabaker7402]

exactly my thoughts

[@xx_v4mpirism]

Aaaaand now to have nightmares about this squidward until I’m 40 😳

[@veeyelll]

Anne Marie gurl....look at your like count

[@brittmcmanaway7905]

“This is Mykie gets demonetized for the fif-“ {cuts to ad}

[@rileysassafras5766]

By the thumbnail I just thought squidward had hair

[@redbluelocke4269]

Riley Sassafras Squidward used to be a blonde with flowing locks😁

[@illbreakurniconicokneecaps3735]

Riley Sassafras XD lol me too

[@kelseymarshall3195]

"This is Mykie gets demonitized part fif".. * ad starts to play * Nope I think you're good😂👌

[@MichelleRedSoul]

Girl, get yourself a Walgreens card!! You probably would have saved 40 dollars.

[@izzie.goldstein8591]

Now Patrick please! By the way I have had a really hard time the past two years and you always come through and make me happy to help take my mind off of all this. Ilysm♡♡

[@emilyhall2849]

Lol when she was using the fake arms to pick the items out I've done that before

[@milkmmd4405]

Emily Hall homestuck?

[@oldaccount-pastmewasanedgy5318]

8acon Queen we've found John

[@elrose171]

You have to do Mr. Krabs now. It’s just the natural order of things

[@sywitz]

"This my mykie gets demonetized on KZbin part--" ADVERTISEMENT

[@mothermakeup7481]

LOL the timing .There will still be ads if you are demonetized. However, she just won't get paid for them.

[@Noname-ut7sh]

Samr

[@brittanymillsap4049]

stxrfish HONESTLY 😂

[@josephgavin5325]

Same

[@clclaaraa]

stxrfish that just happened as I read your comment 😱😱😱😱 I'm shook.

[@viincreations]

I'm so scared 😂 squidward talking about the sponsorship at the end so casually was hilarious 😂😂

[@goofygothalien618]

Turn Patrick Starr into Patrick Star please

[@ludwigvanbeethoven8793]

halfway through shopping i realize shes not using her hand LOL

[@kayleighfink350]

Ludwig van Beethoven I KNOOOWWW! Me too 😂😂

[@UppedX]

Same

[@KaiLally9009]

What? That was *clearly* her hand. She’s a ginger. They have no souls duh. 🙄

[@gregorykarterakis3513]

You should do one with Patrick 😂

[@sewa5215]

Sofi Karter she should do the Patrick meme

[@sherrywelch5102]

Sofi Karter yesssshhh

[@depresseispaghetti109]

Sofi Karter YESS

[@kyleighwhite1409]

I wish careless whisper played when she took her shirt off

[@annalisefaulkner31]

You should do a drugstore fx look vs a actual fx shop fx look

[@sassy_smash4152]

Annalise Faulkner yesss!!

[@sm0159]

That would be awesome!!

[@stellavalenti3997]

Thank you squidward for helping me with my mental health while looking like you desperately need to seek professional help

[@xyzee4108]

Stella Valenti why did this comment make me smile so much

[@leannahime5198]

When I read this comment, I laughed so hard that my aunt may think me insane.

[@haruki9703]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@MiraBoo]

Firstly, very fun to watch. Secondly, please make that your tinder picture and update us on the reactions / results!

[@DamselNThisDress27]

Mira yasss

[@bobbiesoales4149]

😂 Yes!!

[@HaleyMorales]

IM SCARED

[@nayeliw.1900]

Haley Morales lmaooo much love for you Haley!!💜

[@somethingweird5446]

Hi

[@ryanstern5544]

Haley Morales ikr

[@mayajanelle6704]

Haley Morales Same!😭😥

[@wolfafleart9330]

As you should be XD

[@shelbycox2948]

I love your videos, and the fact that you are sponsored by and promote better help is amazing. You’re helping people without trying. Thanks😊

[@joetazuna9039]

Shelby Cox wwll actually BetterHelp is a scam, that was found out recently. The people that promoted it didnt know though, including Glam n Gore

[@fragilendfrantic]

how do you kill it everytime, TRUE talent. Wow

[@biancasuiugan9866]

I would love to see you transform Patrick Starrr into Patrick Star😂😂 that would be such a grate video!

[@Jadedgems]

bianca suiugan good idea

[@LILLYBRONX]

YES

[@maddiesharp4253]

bianca suiugan omg yassss

[@lesley-annfenwick]

Love the pun

[@nolongerwannadie3025]

Saw this on the insta and paused everything because that thumbnail.

[@mckenziegraves2706]

Betterhelp has helped so many. Thank you for supporting them.