Glasgow Willy Wonka Nightmare

[@gm_construct4697]

You said Oompa Loompa exactly how I was hoping a Scottish person would

[@AyeforScotland]

Lmao, glad to be of service

[@OscarOSullivan]

Britain’s own Toyshow the musical

[@BennieDuck]

Plot twist, there was noone behind it. The event was fully organised by AI

[@evertonporter7887]

Looks like Colossus was having a good day...

[@andrewhorn4549]

That's what moistcritical said

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

This had me dying man, this is straight up Krabby Land from SpongeBob IRL.

[@marianacamacho7026]

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

[@elperrodelautumo7511]

I take krabby land over this junk

[@TIG5574]

Some of us have always dreamed of seeing Krabby land.

[@Princeblue_vr]

LOL IKR

[@Thebt7]

The fact that AI has learnt bad spelling from the internet makes this just the cherry on top.

[@austingonzales5902]

Low key down bad for the oompa loompa lady

[@AyeforScotland]

She’s got the perfect puzzle for you

[@LarryYacoub]

She looks like binged drugs 😳

[@gf6x3gkmfw38]

Oompah Loompah wants the dippiety d

[@redzard2015]

The clussy effect

[@kristalsea]

She didn’t get paid either

[@heartsmyfaceforever8140]

If all of this were put into an average sized living room it would be enough to throw a fun sixth birthday party for a kid and their friends.

[@Edino_Chattino]

If they had rented a smaller space, filled it with clowns and cheap chocolate the kids would be smiling

[@DJDonnelly]

I have seen primary school nativity plays put in more effort than this.

[@SillyCreatureSally]

If people knew this would be an encherining experience with catgacating, live perforrmances, cartchy tuns, exarserdray lollipops and a pasadise of sweet teats, they should have seen that crap coming. The sparse decoration, the lack of chocolate, The Unknown, everything. The Imagnation Lab is the worst.

[@richardhart3442]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’d be fuming but also I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing

[@AyeforScotland]

Like paying £80 for the grinch to destroy your house lmao

[@hannahwatkins7992]

​@@saltylips9965Except that's a movie and this is the real world where false advertising is illegal. That's why cops were called on them. They were the greedy ones, scamming people through false advertisement. If they were trying to prove the same point as the movie (which they weren't) they wouldn't have charged $35 a ticket. They were just scammers.

[@hannahwatkins7992]

@@saltylips9965 I'm willing to be one million dollars you don't have kids. No one with kids says such ignorant things. I don't have kids, but I do babysit sometimes. If you weren't aware, kids enjoy fun things! And sometimes parents want to take their kids to a place where they can have fun, just like an amusement park. These parents WERE spending time with their kids. They didn't deserve to get scammed.

[@hannahwatkins7992]

@@saltylips9965 Genuinely how were you raised? Did your parent/s ever take you outside, maybe to an amusement park or something? Idk how people live without having fun, some of you are just miserable for the sake of being miserable. You gotta lighten up, enjoy life.

[@ihavebeenben]

@@saltylips9965 cut, jib, approved 👍

[@Ribbit343]

An even worse thing is that THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CHOCOLATE THERE instead each kid got one jellybean and a cup of lemonade so that literally just helps ruin the "experience" even more Edit: They didn't even get a full cup of lemonade instead they got 1/4 of a full cup

[@miuki2721]

Those were instructions the actors are obliged to follow.

[@Ribbit343]

@@miuki2721???

[@gamerzero9764]

I would have paid just to see the shocked looks on the attendees 😂

[@Beowulf002]

I had read the article and laughed but seeing the video really put in to perspective how hilarious this is!!

[@ObiAdeGaming]

The methhead ompa loompa was the best thing ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We love you Scotland 🤣

[@elperrodelautumo7511]

They could’ve turned this into some breaking bad theme convention. At least have some sites like pizza throwing at the house roof for points. The laundry meth laboratory. The DEA office. The border where the tortugas head is stuck with a turtles shell. Maybe have some RV to enjoy riding with. That could’ve saved this Glasgow place.

[@TomNook.]

Still better than the Fire festival

[@BKBLUEY]

That chocolate factory "experience" is a S.C.A.M. (Scientifically Corrupted and Mindless).

[@dansweet6793]

I feel bad for the kids but holy balls they didn't even try 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fluxx-1603]

I swear that AI art on the wall is from the Lorax

[@scottbakanumba1heathen313]

"The Unknown" scared the bejeezus outta me!

[@AB-gz5tu]

I am so tickled by this entire ordeal. 😂 Also, your accent rocks!😍

[@beaulynskey8470]

The people who set up this blatant scam with their rushed prop setup and shady AI advertising must be a bunch of Wonkas.

[@angelaramirez4144]

Ahhh it drives me nuts, because there are so many creative imaginative people, including myself, that could have made those AI generated images into a reality...even on a budget. It was a last minute cash grab.

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

That poor oompa loompa, I hope this hasn't methed up her career prospects

[@bluecrayfish2081]

This is like Krabbyland from Spongebob bro😭💀🪑️

[@fasprintsquad]

fr fr fr fr

[@noahnoah5648]

Mom I Want Willy Wonka No Sweetie We Have Willy Wonka At Home Willy wonk at home: Willy Wankers

[@markherman1211]

Looks like that Loompa is "baking" Walter White-chocolate...

[@arifin630]

Come with me. And you be, in a world of pure depression

[@DoneWithEvrything]

“Sweet teats” lmao that sounds like something else

[@OUTTHEMUDVISUAL]

😂😂😂😂 Scotland people are hilarious

[@NintyPikachu]

Spelling mistakes of that AI poster aside, I'm pretty sure none of those even showed up at the event.

[@80sportal24]

The oompa loompa is actually doin really well. She's pretty much profited off of that one photo, more than she was paid for the actual acting gig

[@Mactabbash]

It looks like a place I’ve seen in my dreams

[@falahfalah948]

oompa loompa cooking meth

[@mrcydonia]

I'd go just for the sweet teats.

[@owlised]

The apology was also written by ai. It talked about holograpgiv paper not arriving on time😂😂

[@abba9265]

I know this is supposed to be bad and all but I am in love with your voice 😂❤ love from across the pond

[@fredo1070]

So when is this coming to London

[@jacqueline4749]

I live in Glasgow and honestly I'm not surprised. It's embarrassing.

[@courtney3437]

THIRTY-FIVE POUNDS FOR THAT?!?!?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@AyeforScotland]

Absolute bargain lmao

[@TIG5574]

That the AI graphic artist should definitely get a raise.

[@anguythatlikesmickey8707]

dang i feel bad for most of the families that went here. money never lasts forever... ITS THE UNKNOWN

[@ihateyou6967]

Oompa loompa running a meth lab

[@Drippy_stone69]

Imagine being from another continent and traveling there until when you get there you waisted all your money just to be dissapointed like the mr beast factory even would do better than this dissapointment

[@jde9711]

I feel sorry for him. He looks like hes going to crack with a mental break down.

[@brak1381]

The Unknown also made an appearance for the children. Almost 100% this was a completely AI organized event. Too funny, hope the kids are okay though.😅

[@LIVIE4EVAVAMPIRE]

Tbh this makes me feel embarrassed to be British 😭

[@no-thanks-to-you]

Lmao, I feel so bad for the parents but at the same time... did you guys even read those ads?

[@dkbt1]

Wonka by name, Wonka by nature!

[@prayforjonas]

"sweet teats" Excuse me lol

[@ElongatedMuskrat-69]

fyre festival 2.0

[@mamsy1169]

anyone that bought a ticket for that deserved the experience they got. That’s what happens when you believe the one single photo on the social media ad they have that makes something look SUPER cool. They’ve done it before for places that were literally just art exhibits. Makes them think they’re gonna be in some psychedelic atmosphere when it’s not. And you gotta be extra dumb to buy a ticket with the ads being AI typos like that 🤦‍♀️

[@MangooPangoo]

Honestly if you paid for this after looking at the website with all the AI art and text, like come on, half the words were gibberish and the art was so clearly made by an AI engine. It’s kinda on you lol it’s like falling for a Nigerian prince email scam.

[@glo_Mac]

It’s funny to me how Mr Beast made a game show out of an abandoned warehouse yet it still was so much better than this.. 😅 and they advertised it as the BEST experience. I’d rather have the moldy warehouse full of chocolate than that lmao !

[@KGsoloman5000AZ]

Has elementary school science fair vibes

[@AR0D_57]

They got the silver ticket💀

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

Chocolate *land* ?... Mhm okay... did you just arrive on earth?

[@AbiSaysThings]

I honestly struggle to feel sorry for the illiterate people who saw that advertising and thought it looked promising 😭

[@petechilimindris9900]

No they did not just slap the rainbow up and the lemonade. 😂

[@phillyeli215]

This is awesome

[@havenexitedisback]

it’s the unknown

[@katrinawatkins655]

The spelling is hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@CjHARRI11]

It's more like the backrooms then the real thing

[@Kodiakjack777]

Well it was In Scotland and if you read that and still thought there was hope..you really should of abandoned all hope of ye who enter the wonka land

[@kertchu]

Is it hard for people to tell if an image is AI generated? It’s easy for me

[@averagejojoenjoyer3776]

Willy Wonka's meth lab

[@karl9655]

who ever did this is a perfect example of why we should not smoke crack whilst eating magnificent magical mushrooms Waterd down with geebee and moonshine from that umperlumpas furry cup😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@williamcrowe2576]

I heard the police were called.

[@AyeforScotland]

They were haha

[@chamonix2602]

Jimmy Kimmel's show redeemed the event somewhat.

[@_Meta1511_]

£35 for "sweet teats", I mean, why not?

[@a.ramirez2946]

Thaaaaaats a meth lab.

[@ivstinian]

The art of this is the complete piss take that it was. its so bad, “Its art” 🤪🤪

[@TyeDyeTapes]

Should have had a RAVE instead

[@thespeedster4451]

NOOO so these blue candies are not candies??

[@idkksigma]

Wot is that? 😔 Its the unknown 😰 NoOoO 😢

[@bethzierer-philipsen28]

This is so horrifically amateurish 😅

[@AyeforScotland]

Organiser turned out to be a known scam artist who 'writes' books with ChatGPT lol

[@user-ju6nm9jc3k]

My daughter was going ti go but we cancelled last minute I'm pso glpad

[@AlperenBozkurt-tx2bx]

Even the name is ai generated

[@owlised]

I luiv sweet teats

[@dancomando]

Glasgow experiance

[@bom89ar60]

Its glasgow ffs what did ppl expect😂😂

[@Thebt7]

Those kids will grow up with the most valuable lesson though. That their parents are liabilities and easily mislead. Guys, AI only gets better from here. These schmucks couldn't even think for a second looking at the bad spelling on those pics before taking their kids to some shady warehouse they found on Facebook. Smh

[@GilgameshMorningstar8]

Dylexia

[@dott8348]

Why was everything spelt wrong

[@AyeforScotland]

AI Generated pish

[@skeetskeet4291]

Say imagination again 😆 🤣

[@extraterrestrialfascisti7625]

Well the Scottish are thrifty

[@Youbytouby]

HAHWHAHAHA

[@ajalmodovar]

Cry me a chocolate river 😂😂😂

[@Gaza4Life]

😂

[@shanebrown1544]

How do you not know how to pronounce the word "imagination"

[@AyeforScotland]

The text says ‘imagnation’ - I’m pronouncing how it’s spelled on the image as a joke.

[@LoganScottY]

I hope your comment is satire, for your sake 😂

[@iamgibberish]

Are you restarted? Maybe even a bit acoustic?

[@ihavebeenben]

What about the staff who were happy to take a days pay for this? Disgusting behaviour!!!

[@AyeforScotland]

It’s been reported the staff had no idea until they arrived. Totally not their fault, definitely the scumbag organiser’s though.

[@ihavebeenben]

@@AyeforScotland mate, if you turn up, see this and are happy to work then you need to re-evaluate who you think you are.

[@AyeforScotland]

@@ihavebeenben They had signed contracts, the fault is the organisers, not people who need to pay their bills.

[@ihavebeenben]

@@AyeforScotland that contract is worth less than a sheet of toilet paper, there is blame on the workers as they were complicit in profiting off of the public being scammed.

[@AyeforScotland]

@@ihavebeenben don’t know why you’re so desperate to blame the workers for this rather than the scam artist who organised it. They had contracts, they honoured those contracts, as far as I’m aware the company hasn’t paid them for their work. It’s the company that’s at fault here, not freelancers.