GOLDIE LOOKIN CHAIN - HALF MAN HALF MACHINE

[@getheroutofthetruck]

When I was 15 this was like Citizen Kane.

[@richestgeeza7681]

honestly i’m 15 now and i feel exactly the same, fucking masterpiece this

[@puggilove]

@@richestgeeza7681 make sure to enjoy such glc classics as your gf's a nutter, your mother's got a penis, and guns don't kill people, rappers do - all beautiful quality videos with a heartfelt message😂

[@jindre7547]

Citizen Caned more like

[@SimmyBassline]

Citizen Xain

[@Spaced-Station]

Same

[@danpitts152]

The opening verse of this song (once it starts proper) has to contain the best lyrics ever written. Too good.

[@michaelbrophy1212]

Me and rob used to talk shite to each other for hours on end in eggsys robot voice, now he’s gone and listening to this thinking about it is too much.. rip Robbie you were the best of them. He loved the glc so much

[@KickinVixen]

I’m sorry for your loss.

[@ashleysilcock3996]

Chin up broski

[@pressuredrop7637]

Tries to plug himself into the mains with his nob, and when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob. Absolute classic ! XD

[@anitagreenhow567]

Quality x

[@JackMcLeodJr]

Now I've reached it, I'm finally there.. Like Terminator being filmed in Aberdare! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 😂

[@britty1969up]

I was going to "thumbs up" your comment, but it was at 69 likes. I had to leave it. 😂

[@eddiedust1079]

I think he says he goes egg on the raw.

[@mrtandemslidessbtt]

I remember exactly where I was when I first ever heard GLC, me and a friend stole the CD out of a Woolworths. Not a fucking clue who GLC was, just a cd in the collection. We put it on to see what it was about and we were absolutely mind blown. And ever since then GLC have been top of the “wtf is this” list. Pure and utter gold. This song and “soap bar” will be played at my funeral.

[@RileyELFuk]

Classic, uncensored and in decent quality. Well, about as good as it can be.

[@kayleighf4813]

true

[@shaunwest3612]

Absolute classic, those lyrics are fucking incredible 😂👌

[@BIN3RY]

2021 - this track is still futuristic

[@BigboyRoy100]

Absolutely blazin this track is Spaaaaa! Got the Greatest Hits on the ol CD here aswel, had it for years, safe as fuuuuk!

[@Rogers1000]

I love in Newport I remember when they filmed this, my god how Newport's changed now 80% of those places are closed or different now

[@KateFromingsAuthor]

Who's still listening in 2024?

[@phatwayne]

👋

[@HardhounouR]

Me 😂🎉

[@robertcasey966]

Adam do you read me over I am going down the shop to buy 10 fags.....

[@gayshitbyn4lan]

😣

[@frazerguest2864]

Safe as fuck spark ! I’ve just been playing this in the van on the way home from work. The woman next to me at the traffic lights must have thought I was mental laughing to myself whilst listening to the legend that is GLC.

[@kuntfart851]

I miss the good old days

[@itsmejinxfromleagueolegendsrea]

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you treat him like a human being.

[@billybobhouse9559]

And it absolutely will not stop until it gets some crisps.

[@jimmythebus234]

Drugs for ya.

[@nahimgood]

First GLC tune I ever heard.

[@XxXmotionsXxX]

I've been waiting for the uncensored on youtube for fucking ages since I cant find a new CD. Fucking tune

[@charlottesometimes2234]

Celebrating St David's Day 2024 with this 😀

[@thegranddilligaf]

I remember these guys getting slated for their music, but that was by people with no sense of humour.

[@liamoconnor7423]

I used to love guns don't kill people in school, it's only over the last year or so I found this one... Shits gold, I woulda adored this if I found it when I was younger

[@ceceanne4388]

And I’m going to see them in a couple months 😍😍

[@beeblbrox1687]

I'm still half living this life

[@jindre7547]

The pedestrian crossing box says SAFE This video deserves a BFI award or something

[@djphillips952]

Benatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore ZX-81, Donkey Kong, fucking high score Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest And wrap some fucking tinfoil to my head and to my vest Walking down the street, my next door neighbors not impressed I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's Robocop He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped The man robot myth starts to escalate He tries to sell himself standing in curries But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Being a robot in my digital domain Enter my world, feel my pain I'm not like other people you might see or you might know I made love to a BBC micro Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice And fucking Lara Croft I built a lab, secret in my loft And built a special costume that would help me to jack off I sat there in front of the screen For many years, this had been my wet dream Now I've reached it, I'm finally there Like Terminator being filmed in Aberdare So alone, when people stop and stare Like C3PO but with pubes and hair Robot Love Robot Robotic break dancing Robot The doctors found a nut They said he was an head case 'cause he sticks silver and cans on his face Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage I am a robot My prime directive is to's go to's the shops And buy's ten fags Do's you's compute? He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop If your ask him then he'll do a body pop Like Terminator, yeah he just won't stop Put electrical cable down through the eye of his cock Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain Watching Terminator over again and again Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man Get him fucking, fucking get him down man Inject him man, get him down He's fucking nuts man and he's losing it Help me man, just get him fucking Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean?

[@bradleytaylor5039]

if glc was in 2022 there bigger in rap sceene funny guys man

[@BIN3RY]

What does it mean? What does it meeeeaaannnn hahaha yes Carts. Come do a show in the North East of England. HRT to 21 Ounces - all bangerz 🙌🏻

[@garydsketch]

This song is funny as hell right but the beat is so fucking good. The robot guy's voice goes well hard as well, I love it

[@StephenDelaroty-xt4wy]

Ime still listening to em 2024

[@TheJWARD76]

Just found! Amazing 👌🏼👊🏼

[@Piemasteratron]

Haven't heard this for ages!

[@Danechip]

Does any one still have that Speak 'n' Spell??

[@Danechip]

It's really bad when I pop back in and see my old post at the top.. I miss the old days. What are you lads doing now?

[@DipsyMum29]

Aww the Newport of my teenager years hahaha

[@seanwilson9876]

Please upload the instrumental GLC 👌👍

[@simonjandrell5897]

this back then was piss taking funny.. and it still PMSL now

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

GLC were very underrated... Almost a British Beastie Boys if they had a sick DJ lime Mixmaster Mike. I think people assume Hip-Hop is all about 'gangsta' or verbal gymnastics. They're a hell of a lot more Hip-Hop than the likes of Kanye, even jay z and 50 cent.

[@BernardWilkinson]

My wife just mentioned that she had not taken her HRT, which caused an impromptu "H.R.T, H.R.T hormone replacement therapy off her sensitive husband. This got me playing "Greatest Hits". Which got me looking on Amazon. They are still releasing cd's or for those of a certain age "albums". Just bought "Straight Outta Newport","Pill Communication","Kings Of Caerleon","Greatest Hits 2". Boom Shakalak! Safe as F@ck!

[@kayden5238]

RHYS is a sick DJ man check out his non GLC tracks there banging

[@takeguard]

This is Wales version of Intergalactic.

[@markd2473]

Beastie boys would be proud of the video

[@MrThedonhead]

Brilliant and ridiculous!!

[@user-eh9ls7bx9q]

enter my world...feel my pain

[@st4pl35]

Absolute classic!

[@FunboxKaraoke]

I love this song so much that I made the only karaoke video ever made for it.

[@AnthanKrufix]

When you fail a captcha

[@d4nkmemegamer138]

Woman called Janet

[@martamarci]

Sample of RUMORS - TIMEX SOCIAL CLUB !

[@NS_RC]

When life was better

[@jimmarshall3724]

samples "Rumours" by Timex Social club

[@Hisslizard]

the beat to this is literally just the music i listen to nowadays, and i JUST made the full circle connection cheers lads, apparently

[@bryanscatchard5137]

A definite Eurovision winner. just need to enter..

[@buzzin_fly7509]

Classic track

[@danielwilliamson45]

This is a classic! :)

[@silversurfer8925]

It's been a fuckin while but I still got box Fresh hi-tech silvershadows #70 glc up the rhonnda

[@jonoho]

where is a new tour already :(

[@hamishalexander5294]

10 cigs, those were the days

[@jace7]

Best ever! X

[@Free-hr2ln]

glc were awesome

[@williamnunn8847]

They are still writing and on tour

[@GMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGM]

A prescient meditation on the civilisational implications of transhumanism.

[@timyates1]

seriously, some next level shit,

[@darrenministeratkins3027]

Love glc

[@sabbysheffield]

Crazy beat haha

[@BMW-pd2tt]

Holy sht this is amazing

[@BernardWilkinson]

Get into the GLC

[@GCK5]

the monitor got hot, I knew from then I was a mother fucking robot!!! hahaha, amazing

[@THEONLYDINGLE]

Tune !!!!!!

[@chumprock]

That rumors hook tho

[@eldredgodson5750]

I love that the placards say everything glc cannot ... ;)

[@bluesix2843]

Classic👍

[@manmoth4]

"What are you then?" "A woman called Janet" Funny how real life follows comedy if given enough time

[@M2Mil7er]

GLC are great, but they didn't invent trans people, lol. Chromosomal variance is baked into evolution.

[@newstart6107]

So funny I was nearly sick! :-D

[@RockPaperCatGun]

This is just The Way to make my dad laugh

[@freakenstein1204]

high fashion

[@swkki9461]

I bet Johnathan Nolan used this watched this and then immediately created Westworld

[@preachercaine]

Might have been true had Westworld not been created in the 1970's by Michael Crichton

[@theeverchosen1504]

It's well know Crichton ripped off Goldie lookin chain

[@buenisimoingles4866]

Woman called JANET 😆

[@shaunprawn88]

GLC 4 Life 😏

[@ElbowStuff]

Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon part 2

[@richestgeeza7681]

LMAO I WAS JUST THINKING THIS

[@lukedavis3703]

This is definitely on Bender's playlist

[@LOGICZOMBIE]

OBRA MAESTRA

[@michaelturner4457]

Is it Newport where this video was made?

[@selsig_dwp]

yes nip the one and only. think they walked from St Julians to town centre

[@llkooldave6492]

I’m gonna get it to 100k views on my own if I have too

[@starz6933]

Adam do you read me over

[@dabinhaler1337]

aww i gets payeds ins twos days

[@thedamnedrose6665]

Yes! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Samariapain]

A ayyyyeee

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

safe AF

[@imnotcalledbob]

ITS BACK

[@ThePickaxeMoviesMC]

Looks like it was filmed in the 70s

[@lyrimetacurl0]

Seems like modern punks

[@barrybritcher]

Aka Wales

[@richestgeeza7681]

@@barrybritcher LOL

[@shaunbebbington6411]

Tuuuune!

[@JackMehoffV]

I translated your comment to English and it says "give it up". Am I tripping?

[@vicsimmonds]

It's beautiful!

[@ohhcarveti]

0:12

[@johndillinger6218]

Whats the sample?

[@davehedgehog5907]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3Xah6mKbJJolZI

[@davehedgehog5907]

Timex social club - rumours

[@subpardave2727]

awww yiss

[@jugglerjim01]

Barking :D

[@joshuagrant6192]

What The Hell Am I Watching!!!!!😖🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

[@lonewolfandcub668]

Unit

[@safesclart]

10 cigarettes please...

[@joncon2542]

Not any more butt

[@lukedavis3703]

0:30-0:36 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@1greatfinkerofrtimes381]

FUNNY AS F! ! ! !

[@byebye1813]

Fuck

[@PicklesBrie]

Duffryn O Buffryn

[@ajbkr]

You'd deffo struggle to buy a 10 pack of cigarettes in 2024!

[@JSBRIGHTFIELD]

JS 09 17 93 BRIGHTFIELD

[@PaulParker-ub9sq]

Not me.

[@Numb3r10ck]

💗🙏🏻♈️✝️

[@rustybob6356]

Belter

[@touriel8943]

This just gets funnier every year ... identity politics

[@mikethomas9551]

This is what happens to people that over use chat gpt. Be warned !!