GLORYHAMMER - Gloryhammer (Official Video) | Napalm Records

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"Mighty warriors of the galaxy! Are you ready to raise up your laser powered goblin smasher to defeat the forces of Zargothrax? Then it's time to watch the video for our new single...simply called Gloryhammer! In this song, Angus McFife has arrived into a terrible alternate universe ruled by the evil wizard Zargothrax...and to make matters worse, his legendary Hammer of Glory is powerless! His only hope is to fly into space and recharge the hammer with the power of astral fire...if his quest fails, then the forces of evil led by the deathknight Ser Proletius will rain down nuclear fire upon the brave resistance fighters of the Kingdom of Fife. The tragic fate of the Kingdom of Fife hangs in the balance once more..."
produced, recorded, mixed and mastered by Lasse Lammert

[@Narezaath]

Title: Gloryhammer Band: Gloryhammer Album: Gloryhammer Genre: Gloryhammer Date of release: Gloryhammer

[@mm-ns1wb]

Hotel?

[@nokturnalmortum4763]

m Trivago

[@Narezaath]

@@mm-ns1wb Trivago. Let's not be animals here.

[@RockJawAnimations123]

Glory? Hammer.

[@Spacefrisian]

Yes: Gloryhammer

[@seblaw7113]

After Anakin listened to this song, he started calling his lightsaber his crystal-powered youngling slasher

[@one2one196]

Seems legit 🤷

[@awandererfromys1680]

lmfao

[@Sturmtruppler-up4ib]

Good one

[@pheonix_soldier]

I mean light sabers are powered by kyber crystals so i guess its accurate....

[@FabiolaPugliese]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DAY IS MADE

[@Decebalus]

What I like about Gloryhammer is the same thing I like about Sabaton - they sing about actual events. Admittedly the War of Space Dundee isn't as well represented in music as World Wars I and II.

[@cr0wnin]

This comment made me laugh my ass off

[@jamieslingsby9907]

@@cr0wnin Same, and i was drunk when i read it so i couldn't stop for over a minute.

[@tarsismarcus5249]

I actually found them because a Sabaton album had finished playing, and they came next.

[@virtualracinguk9189]

😂

[@randalllittleton6783]

I have a Google clock that will music but you have to pay for KZbin music and specific songs and bands and replaying mixes so I had my clock play sabaton and it will rarely play sabaton but will play other songs from other bands

[@callofkrhulhu2677]

Fantasy: Gloryhammer War: Sabaton Religion: Powerwolf

[@austinm.9832]

Pirates: Alestorm

[@jonashitler]

Darkness: Kamelot Doomsday: Rhapsody of Fire

[@TheAgedDeviant]

Vikings: Amon Amarth

[@Tsuyoku_]

Dwarves: Wind Rose

[@Mabungo]

Ninjas: victorious vhs superheros: grailknights

[@aidenauty9716]

When the party all multiclass into bard

[@dtail74]

This is me

[@logar3265]

Jayden Rivera or a hexblade who uses a war hammer

[@hanamizuno0625]

Paladin bards lmao SING OUR HOLY SONG

[@buttersquids]

Forget multiclassing, this is a pure bard party

[@marcusalm7350]

@@buttersquids College of Swords, Collage of Valor, College or Lore, College of Whispers... Oh, and College of Sitt down, shut up and listen.

[@thomaspunt2646]

Gloryhammer:LASER. POWERED. GOBLIN. SMASHER. Goblin Slayer: I'll take your entire stock.

[@wulfricr7635]

He'd probably be too worried about swinging a huge ass hammer inside a cave though

[@NereidAlbel]

That's what the lasers are for!

[@RichardHennigan]

@@wulfricr7635 not a problem if you just smash the entire mountain

[@micmac274]

Weak goblins compared to Dreadlord Myrkanos Barbax, I'm sure Goblin Slayer would fare well against a king who can unleash fire from the sky and has a dread fleet of spaceships.

[@monsjohnson8832]

Goblins always get the raw deal!

[@danielpohl2014]

"Is that a banana in your pants, or you just happy to see me?" "Baby, that's my LASER! POWERED! GOBLIN! SMASHER!"

[@viriatrix9874]

I have a comeback a year later for that! "That's my Thunder striking witch thrasher!" Hah. Anyways hail Hoots!...

[@hirschmeistr6842]

My Heavy Metal Darklord Crasher

[@TheGuardianEzio]

This nade me col (chuckle out loud)

[@morsch2028]

Goblin Smasher?! Phrasing.

[@Midav22H_itlertop]

4:51 the moment he kissed his hammer, no one could have thought that one day he would trade it for a sword...

[@Coindrop-Tim]

It was a worthy (and necessary) trade.

[@MirelurkMaster]

Necessary? Please, elaborate

[@jetstreamsam8954]

​@@MirelurkMaster What good is a Hammer left by its glory?

[@isaachernandezrodriguez553]

he did what? damm i got spoiled :c

[@Cinestesic]

​@@isaachernandezrodriguez553 aparantly glory left his hammer and found thr sword 6calibur! He is now know as Angus McSix! :) And its awesome! 🤣

[@Xanthosking]

I love how this band just looks like the most unapologetic nerds ever.

[@pixelsthered]

Show me a metal band not made up of unapologetic nerds and I will show you a mediocre metalcore band

[@hexon6956]

Phoenix Drake no

[@charlesdewitt8087]

Fool, they *are* the most unapologetic nerds ever!

[@mitchhaelann9215]

They are pretty big pioneers in the genre of Dorkmetal.

[@timothymonk1356]

I normally keep to classical music, but this music is interesting enough, and the words nerdy enough, that I can't get enough of it!

[@53rjv]

"How are submarines gonna help in a space battle?" drummer: "I like submarines."

[@micmac274]

I think it's a joke based on how often we see "space is an ocean" in supposedly pseudo-realistic sci-fi (like Star Trek.)

[@hyperchrisz]

micmac274 nah, Ben just really likes submarines

[@BlueTemplar15]

@@hyperchrisz HootsForce against the Von Neumanns ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/pniVqn-GZ5WJg9U

[@Benneducci]

A spaceship is nothing more than an inverted submarine. Submarines are designed to keep external pressure from crushing them. Spaceships are designed to keep internal pressure from exploding them.

[@mitchhaelann9215]

I wrote a sci-fi short story a while back in which all space combat was basically like Hunt for the Red October. Nobody *really* knows the exact position of who they're shooting at, especially when dealing with FTL technology, so it's all guess-work and nervous waiting.

[@NotQuiteApathy]

"Mighty Prince with a license to slay" Is a highly underrated line, but that's only because there are so many brilliant lines.

[@aprilvoecks5877]

I confess that this is the line that makes me giggle the most in this song.

[@asabothseraph9374]

LASER.POWERED.GOBLIN.SMASHER

[@stevencopeland4141]

Fighting mega battles every daaaay XD yes your right sorry couldn't see that and not add

[@jamieclassen6206]

LASER POWERED HOBLIN SMASHER THUNDER STRIKING WIZARD THRASHER HEAVY METAL DARK LORD CRASHER. I LOVE IT!!!!@

[@bonusminutes]

When Angus McFife arrives into space: "Oh yeaaahhhh ♫" When I arrive into space: **dies**

[@benjaminmeyer4885]

Not everyone has the power of solar fusion in his veins to fight the cold of space ;-)

[@GINTegg]

Well to be fair that comes a bit later

[@LordChristoff]

Angus McFife will be the one to defeat Thanos.

[@MDMetal]

As long as it ain't Captain Marysue. Angus McThor is the best choice. 🤘🤘

[@Boss-_]

Oh my fuck, yes! I'd actually pay to watch that! ... [cough, cough]

[@alexmelik4030]

@@MDMetal we all know it's gonna be her though

[@thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247]

"Dread it... run from it... destiny arrives all the same."

[@ignacioa3573]

Who is Thanos?

[@breedingpitmetal]

this is the kind of "not taking itself seriously" that power metal always needed

[@metalismychim6536]

@James Wilhelm Powerwolf and Alestorm too.

[@Revanchist]

@James Wilhelm Wouldn't call Iron Maiden goofy but ok... And to be fair they do have some pretty deep themes in songs.

[@theovlach]

@James Wilhelm Manowar take themselves VERY seriously. I'm not kidding, they really believe that they are Conan.

[@rustyshackleford1059]

@@theovlach which makes it even funnier

[@OsirisLord]

Gloryhammer is what Warhammer 40,000 used to be like before it forgot it wasn't supposed to take itself seriously.

[@pozgaming4665]

I never considered myself a fan of cheesy stuff. Then I found Gloryhammer. I am now a block of Swiss.

[@bcor4219]

As another commenter put it: They take themselves JUST seriously enough to be both hilarious and epic.

[@LucaCapacchione]

Sabaton: Our songs are about historical stories, good or bad. Battle Beast: Cyberpunk and berserk is our thing Alestorm: Pirates are rad, right? Gloryhammer: WHOO YEAH LETS FIGHT ZOMBIE UNICORNS ON THE MOON WITH HAMMERS MADE OF LAZERS!!!!!!

[@rivahoukes1554]

Aka, history nerd meets the DnD gang

[@MrRevan991]

we need to add wind rose... dwarven drinking and mining to that list

[@BeefRomanov]

And Powerwolf, Catholic werewolves.

[@fabricioazevedo2361]

The funny thing is that I guess they would sing together just fine...

[@DarkHorror45]

And fuckin Victorius comes in all “SPACE NINJAS FROM HELL AND A SUPERSONIC SAMURAI HAVING A SHURIKEN SHOWDOWN AND ASSASSIN SHARKS IN SPACE!!!!

[@Martin-nc8ko]

NASA: we got the first picture of a black hole Angus McFife: Hold my laser powered goblin smasher

[@Martin-nc8ko]

@@u3x590 I see a fellow Martin has come to challenge me

[@marioweiss8843]

Best comment in this section 🤣

[@JukeboxSuperHero]

@@u3x590 It was SNASA

[@themandaloriangamingnetwor4964]

@@JukeboxSuperHero SNASA ?

[@slw480]

Could of been the Australian research space exploration team or ARSE

[@DCloud-fw3oy]

Just bought the CD. I call it my "Thunder blasting neighbor angerer".

[@borstenpinsel]

Laser powered, in a sense, still. As it's a CD :D

[@murasakirin8998]

😂😂WTF OMG THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!

[@yungcole23]

3000000iq im crying

[@JaredMalkavian]

My neighbors listen to good music all the time, i just need to play mine loud enough... ^^

[@kentonbaird1723]

Sonic booming window shaker.

[@manuelvolpini7495]

"glory left my hammer" - Angus McSix

[@zoomongy]

lol he got promoted to six XD

[@HeirofDacia]

@@zoomongy He came right back... one better!

[@Coindrop-Tim]

A fallen hero who came back one better with a sword created by the God's.

[@JillWouters]

Now he wields Sixcalibur!

[@santiagociarma4615]

Him kissing the hammer is most wholesome moment in my life

[@lilanthia]

"This can only mean that I have arrived into space!" Wow, nothing gets past you does it Angus?

[@PP-th4ft]

"Oh, yeah!"

[@BlueTemplar15]

In GloryHammer universe, Angus whooshes over joke.

[@kaptenbear1395]

This fucking cracked me up lmao

[@kaptenbear1395]

@@Thomas.Wright Scotty Bagpipe McFreedom

[@fredmachine]

@@Thomas.Wright I'm still severely disappointed that Paddy McGuinness from Nu-Top Gear isn't actually irish.

[@jeffr3773]

I don't know how they do it, but GH takes itself JUST seriously enough to be both hilarious and epic at the same time.

[@somerandomdave1228]

My words... 😁😁😁

[@iamkocka6457]

Very true indeed.

[@silentjustin]

I know and I love it so much 😁

[@alaskaball188]

Well that's true

[@satannstuff]

@The Anonymous Sir Backspace Am evil wizard, can confirm all evil wizards play like that.

[@Thomas.Wright]

Press F for the TRUE Prince of Fife.

[@matthewrobinett1012]

F

[@the_sky_is_blue_and_so_am_I]

F

[@viriatrix9874]

F... But then he was the XIII one :/

[@Thomas.Wright]

@@viriatrix9874 Thomas is the True Prince of Fife. That guy they have with them now is a faker. Probably shouldn't blame him, though; this is all the fault of that stupid drunken pirate turned darklord. (And if we want to talk quality, Crystal Coconut was way better than Seventh Rum).

[@viriatrix9874]

@@Thomas.Wright not gonna argue Thomas is the true prince, the energy the guy puts into the videos and songs is what made Gloryhammer great. Like even his movements say how much fun he had hah. I hope McFife the XIV lives up to the task or we may end up with a XV ere long

[@TheArbinator]

0% Throwing money around 0% Scantily clad women 0% Swearing 50% *_G L O R Y_* 50% *_H A M M E R_*

[@ganon1028]

100% Laser Powered Goblin Smashers.

[@rhanabanana4552]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thekeeloking7269]

H E E M M A A R

[@Raven_Leblanc]

As a Poppy-main I am deeply pleased with this comments.

[@Pyraticalpunk]

Treasure chest party quest!

[@dancinspirit8328]

Producer: How many more songs you want about hammer? GloryHammer: Yes.

[@grandpretredesalpagas4665]

💯 true

[@jeremybosse5088]

wiçi wiçi I think it’s more Producer: stop writing songs about hammers Gloryhammer: no please god noooooo!

[@reyntime8735]

Producer: please I just want a song that isn’t about a hammer GH: G L O R Y H A M M E R

[@puryanesimi2985]

It's not just any hammer it's a LASER POWERED GOBLIN SMASHER

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Let's make more songs about the hammer and have the music videos be fucking cheesy Producer: But Angus, we already have done this enough times. Can we just take a b- Angus: Did I stutter?

[@MisterTotallyNotVain]

Gloryhammer: nobody will top this cheesy music video we made for [insert song] Also Gloryhammer: hold my hammer

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Gloryhammer is so cheesy that they can't even top themselves in cheese.

[@gary0044187]

@Meowcenary Kennings galore....

[@Unkyp]

@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 ...... but we LOVE it ! \m/ :D

[@kylenelson8417]

Cheesy power metal is the best!!

[@MDMetal]

+Meowcenary It's "Heavy Metal Darklord Crasher" (I checked the lyrics on Encyclopaedia Metallum)

[@pvb32978]

This is the most original metal band of all time. Instead of getting lost in a forest, they get lost in space.

[@miw24601]

The keyboard player is also the singer for Alestorm

[@matthewrobinett1012]

Drink

[@loadeddice4696]

The forest is also in space. It is a deadly asteroid-woods where the nebula-Orcs dwell

[@jart1984]

@@loadeddice4696 where they guard the cage of the planet smashing arnold schwarzenegger's third cousin

[@jedinxf7]

my four year old just watched Fellowship of the Ring for the first time. When he found out Gandalf was a Wizard he wanted to know if he was Zargothrax. When he found out orcs are like goblins he wanted to know if the good guys have a laser powered goblin smasher. I'm a good dad

[@ronaldpagar6513]

You're not a good Dad but a Chad dad that is what you're called

[@theentangledwiggler-man2344]

In the first album, the singer was green hiccup, in the second album, he was green lantern iron man McAwesomesunglasses, and now in this album, he's green Thor. This band is the greatest thing to ever happen to humanity.

[@slw480]

Almost hiccup from httyd3 with a hint of thor

[@adamtate5661]

He kind of looks like Jay Baruchel in this video to me

[@matteussilvestre8583]

This isn't even his final form.

[@FantasKanal]

@@matteussilvestre8583 According to artworks he just might have a horned helmet.

[@CZlalala]

New avengers Endgame trailer looks awesome :D :D

[@Ashurman666]

LASER POWERED GOBLIN SMASHER THUNDER STRIKING WIZARD THRASHER HEAVY METAL DARKLORD CRASHER For when calling your weapon a hammer just isn't enough

[@YaBoyPerun]

I think that hammer is the actual creator of this band

[@Ashurman666]

@Hidden Reaper Nah the band was very obviously created after a very intense and possibly booze fueled D&D session

[@okami36]

Brings to mind some of the kennings from old Viking epics.

[@Ashurman666]

@okami36 Might be exactly what they were going for

[@icedearth10000]

I'd love to get a t-shirt for each of those lyric lines; laser powered goblin smasher would probably be my favorite one.

[@nipulkradmsinatagras8293]

That frontmam looks like he can become *the Master of IKEA.*

[@ThatBowlOfSalad]

The hardest line in any song ever "Galaxies swarming behind me, Nebulas lying ahead. This can only mean that I have arrived into space. Oh Yeah." Literally the best thing I've heard.

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

Journalists: What social message is in your music? Gloryhammer: LASER. POWERED. GOBLIN. SMASHER. I love this band

[@lukesalisbury6031]

I believe the message is that with a Hootforce and a fleet of flying submarines, you can defeat the Deathknights of Craig, but you can’t defeat Zargothrax without the Hootsman, the true god of the Universe.

[@gibusgodblaziken4379]

@@lukesalisbury6031 Deathknights of Craig :)

[@jacoblebold8462]

@@gibusgodblaziken4379 The owners of Craig's List.

[@YeahResident]

Goblin Smasher? Gloryhammer vs. Nekrogoblikon?

[@micmac274]

@@YeahResident Angus did push Jon Goblinkon off stage when they performed on the same billing.

[@Misterkristo]

"All goblins will fall" ->Goes on tour with Nekrogoblinkon

[@commandertorres]

WAIT WHAT?! THEY DID IT?!?

[@sticklyboi]

>nekrogoblikon comes out >midway through first song of the set >angus charges out and swings his hammer >lead vocalist is now comatose >concert is cancelled

[@gazblackheart4596]

well this is awkward lol

[@slapshotsd]

@@riskybitness John wielded a trash can pretty effectively when I saw them perform; I think he'd make a worthy foe.

[@pheonix_soldier]

Goblin salayer: Goblins?

[@SourDohSteele]

Man, Ben Turk needs more love. Guy is a machine on those drums in every song.

[@samhutchison9582]

That's Sub Commander Ralothar to you.

[@Weebish_Dragon]

He has a channel, I'm subbed to it

[@thesuperdoge2476]

What’s the channel name ?

[@Weebish_Dragon]

@@thesuperdoge2476 Ben Turk, search it and then filter by channel Actually he should be the first thing to come up when you search him

[@zicher3115]

First, Angus wields a mighty hammer to smash rockets from the sky. Later, he reincarnates into Odin, the GentleGod, Master of IKEA. I would say "now I've seen everything", but knowing Gloryhammer and Nanowar I am quite certain that I have not.

[@DarkHorror45]

Just gotta wait for the Zargothrax clone...

[@BlueTemplar15]

Have you seen Uranus yet ? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYS6pK2aiK2er6c

[@vicentesantiago2681]

@@BlueTemplar15 he may need some flexibility to do it...

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

A hammer... sounds more like thor how does a son reincarnate to be their father?

[@EpicLaserMage7198]

@@craytherlaygaming2852 think of Jesus.

[@PureMetalDragon]

Ok I'm calling it. Angus and Zargothrax are the 2 lost primarchs of Warhammer 40k

[@RainbowDevourer]

Gloryhammer 40k?

[@Mightypi]

Clearly, they are Gork and Mork.... that green meens something

[@zeonthefox]

its funy iv had gloryhammer described to me as D&D 40K

[@lucase3052]

The truth

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

They are not. Trust me, I would know.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

Cheddar factory: This is terrible, there's no more cheese in the entire world. Gloryhammer: Don't you worry.

[@viniciussbenz4301]

They just took all the cheese to space

[@marconarvaez9871]

And that's how the moon was formed

[@theintelligentgamer1817]

I love it! Cause they’re so cheesy!

[@greatgallade]

Never enough cheese my friend

[@shaymartin7798]

idk how to message you directly so sorry for the weird reply but I've seen you on Joel's videos and on Lisa RPG videos and I just want to say you have amazing taste

[@FlayedFather]

Napalm: do you guys want to be fantasy metal or space metal? Gloryhammer: Yes

[@SpaceLoreB]

Epic fantasy space power metal

[@PhantoRoyce]

This is what happens when you actually follow through with your plans to start a band with your DND pals

[@cogsclockwork1781]

How you know you're a great band: Release not one, not two, but THREE songs about the same goddamn hammer and how great it is, and somehow make them ALL kick ass.

[@razorcloud1]

what are the titles?

[@cogsclockwork1781]

@@razorcloud1 "Quest for the Hammer of Glory," "Legend of the Astral Hammer," and now "Gloryhammer."

[@razorcloud1]

@@cogsclockwork1781 ty

[@mathewlombardo3876]

It wouldn't be an epic quest and story if we didn't hear about it from the hero 26 different times!!

[@drsatanrx]

@@mathewlombardo3876 technically we've only heard from 2 hero's about the same hammer.

[@rfx45asd]

Keyboard player: Okay, where is my keyboard? Video director: Just stand there in front of the chroma and do things with your hands.

[@mosselliadelt]

Chris probably helped direct it lol

[@kylenelson8417]

Is that even Chris?

[@redfenix77]

@@kylenelson8417 Yep.

[@TheKarolean]

@@redfenix77 You can tell because of the beans.

[@LugaidVV]

Michael Barber on Keys. Maybe he will be the alternate universe Zargothrax

[@paulmahoney7619]

Something that comes through in just about every video and image of Thomas Winkler performing is that he absolutely loves every second on stage, singing and acting his heart out.

[@Didymus20X6]

That stupid drunken pirate turned darklord made a huge mistake getting rid of him.

[@Spicy_Spores]

He was the entire fucking band, you cannot replace him and expect it to be the same. He was the core. They're still good, but no where near the same.

[@firebyte69]

The new Gloryhammer has the lore but lacks the energy of Tom. McSix has the energy but the storyline is shit without the Hootsman. It's a L situation but atleast we have 2 bands based on the same lore. Maybe we'll get a cool crossover one day.

[@epiendless1128]

0:22 "Are you upset that I blew up your kingdom last album?" "No man, we're good."

[@adamwoodings5865]

This comment is purely for the KZbin algorithm, as every person, alive or to live, needs to enjoy this song.

[@flynn659]

"Because that's what heroes do"

[@Sef.0p]

Ok then, anyone notice how different Tom is from his old albums?

[@koroba01]

Ah...no thank you...

[@TheCalantyr]

It's not much, but it's honest work.

[@9Faran]

Everyone : "Oh my God ! The first trailer of Star Wars IX !" Me : "Oh my Hoots ! The first song of the new Gloryhammer album !"

[@ceriani1234]

Lol who cares about that trainwreck, especially with this band in existance.

[@Crazy-Drokon]

Gloryhammer's story >>> Nu-Wars story

[@HALberdier17]

Gloryhammer is better than the Star Wars sequel trilogy maybe if it wasn't under Disney it would be better. The sequel trilogy is making people look fondly on the prequels especially Episode 1. I didn't think that would happen in 2013 when they announced the sequels.

[@petyapevko2589]

Star wars? What are star wars? :D

[@MDMetal]

The Gloryhammer Trilogy is the Star Wars we need, want, and deserve. The Intergalactic Scottish Empire of Fife, led by Angus McFife, will restore order and prosperity to the multiverse, once Zargothrax has been defeated forever!

[@lavishmongoose8410]

There is not one point in this song where the hype level decreases

[@sc4334]

Still my number one song for when I fly in to space.

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

Band: Gloryhammer Song: Gloryhammer Album: *NOT* Gloryhammer You had one job

[@user-dq1fd9tp4x]

Same with Alestorm.

[@diobrando9842]

@@user-dq1fd9tp4x not with black Sabbath

[@224224josh]

Hammerfall pulled the same crap

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

Living in a Box did that and what happened? People just know them for living in a box.

[@KrezalSkog]

@@224224josh Please, don't compare...

[@enzovignati]

Me - :( Angus McFife - * Takes off to space * Me - :)

[@origamifan5515]

It definitely sets the tone for anyone unfamiliar with the band!

[@origamifan5515]

Also they manage to make a whole verse epic, even though it just says "Welp there are galaxies, some nebulaes.. Yep, I'm in space! Yayz!"

[@draevian3458]

I love how his reaction to arriving into space is "oh yeah!" Get's me every time lmao

[@belisarius6949]

*oh yeah*

[@MiGLifeCrisis]

oh yeah

[@Future-Frost]

This music video had more plot than most Netflix originals. 10/10

[@BPI260]

And no diversity hires.

[@gooseflying1386]

Everyone: That guitar riff is awesome Me: His beard is glorious

[@praetoriancz]

Me: Hmmmm....Sabaton kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6Otcqp5d8ehq8U

[@jesse9538]

Well I mean, the riff is literally just Pursuit of Vikings from Amon Amarth. But it's epic regardless. And yes his beard is glorious lmao.

[@jasonsmith1157]

😂

[@leikarthestrange588]

It's the Glorybeard bro. None can resist its lazer powered epicness.

[@oscarvaliente892]

I thought the same hahaha

[@dimitriss.7954]

Galaxies swarming behind me Nebulas lying ahead This can only mean That I have arrived into space, oh yeah I feel the astral fire burning It's blazing deep inside of me It burns for the steel, my steel Fly high into space to charge my Laser Powered Goblin Smasher With the force of solar fusion Flowing through my veins My steel will blow you away Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! My hammer will not surrender It fights until I'm to die Now time has come To regain its powerful might, once more Celestial light of new dimension Fill my maul with glory For all that is real, yeah Fly high into space to wield my Thunder Striking Wizard Thrasher The dawn of another reality Reinvigorates My steel will blow you away Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! Forged by ancient Gods of warfare Wrought of lasers from the sun Now suffused with astral fire It is the time for battle Every knee will bow before me Every goblin king will fall Now the time has come to Regain our fallen pride once more Fly high into space to raise my Heavy Metal Darklord Crasher With the stars of this universe now Lying in my hands My steel will blow you away Mighty prince with a licence to slay Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! It is my destiny To rule the Galaxy I am the one The chosen son Glory! Hammer!

[@gaim4631]

Director: Okay, Chris. Grab your keyboard and let's film your parts. Chris: Nah, I only need this green screen and everything will be fine.

[@Stealthwilde]

Gonna tell my kids this was Thor: Ragnarok

[@faron4685]

If the love and thunder soundtrack doesn't include this song I'm going to consider it a complete failure

[@wolfmanAl]

Well, you are not wrong...

[@sonoriuxo2437]

Space submarines, now I have seen everything. Long life to Gloryhammer!

[@terrrario1014]

Did you expect anything less than that from Gloryhammer.

[@dangermjort]

reminds me of the dimensional space submarine from space battleship yamato

[@metalmaiden]

Rammstein: *has a space U-boat* Angus McFife: hold my laser-powered goblin smasher

[@Schattengewaechs99]

Aren‘t those zeppelins?

[@AklyonX]

@@Schattengewaechs99 Space zeppelins are just as unexpected, so maybe!

[@madrox8]

Christopher Bowes now needs to make an alstorm album about getting cursed from a new treasure to give him wizard like powers, the origin of Zargothrax

[@charlottewillis5738]

Nah....a GloryHammer Alestorm crossover....

[@fullmetalhaggis]

I want to see Gloryhammer support Alestorm on tour 😆

[@madrox8]

@@fullmetalhaggis well they did do a tour together seeing as how Chris is the singer and keyboardist of alestorm + the wizard + keyboardist of gloryhammer

[@EarthwormJim13]

@@fullmetalhaggis 2018 North America US tour. Alerstorm - Gloryhammer

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

They could make an album, where Zargothrax and Angus McFife end up in the carribean sea during the golden age of pirates, after traveling through the space portal. This portal also sucks in a pirate ship and throws it into the viking age. For this project the bands could use the name Glorystorm/Alehammer.

[@Spicy_Spores]

I miss old Gloryhammer so fucking much.

[@ArchangelJaceAscended]

1st time I watched this: WTF did I just watch? The next few times: This is kinda cool After listening to several of their songs on Spotify: I like this band. After listening to all 3 albums in song order to get a feel for the trilogy: This is awesome and I kinds get the story now. After reading the story synopsis on the Fan Wiki: This is awesome and I am now obsessed with this band! After watching this video for the 20th+ time and reading the story: I now get everything in this video. I know why he's flying into space. I know why there are submarines launching. I know why Angus is chilling with Hootsman and Ralathor (and why he's dressed in a military uniform). I know why Zargothrax and Ser Proletius are the bad guys. I'm sad that Ser Proletius is evil in this universe since he and the Knights of Crail or good in the first two albums. I know why Angus needs to charge the hammer near the sun. It makes so much sense now. This is the most epic band ever. They have three concept albums with a coherent story (although absurd and far-fetched and yet completely epic and awesome at the same time) that flows from one album to the next to tell a complete trilogy.

[@michatuodziecki2079]

As a fan of Warhammer 40k I really understand how stupid and absurd things can be epic the same time

[@kingcyrusrodan6772]

And just think this is in the fucking first 3 albums. Imagine how nuts this shitll get by like album 18

[@tarsismarcus5249]

Ì did the same. I listened to a single song. didnt understood much, but i liked what i heard for some reason. When i listened to all of their albums... everything made sense and i am incredibly eager for the 4th album and the follow up on the story.

[@greggv8]

After that synopsis I want to read the story as a series of novels.

[@brimstonesulfur5013]

Anges Mcsix is even better

[@JohnSWeekley]

Headbanged too hard, now my neck is a little Thor.

[@JohnSWeekley]

@Caleb Bostick Nailed it on the head, there.

[@Grizzly01]

Thor? You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.

[@PNW5ohTREE]

I Thor i had the same problem. I love these guys.

[@matteussilvestre8583]

If Thor had the Gloryhammer he wouldn't even have to go for the head.

[@darkdesigns]

Based on how it's being wielded in this video, he wouldn't even have to aim at Thanos with it. Just awkwardly twirl it around; his head will just blow itself up! XD

[@MDMetal]

He could've taken out Thanos and Captain Marvel at the same time. Who knows? He might lose Stormbreaker and have to call on his cousin Angus McThor to strike Thanos down for him.

[@V3ntilator]

Thor would look down on this generic run on the mill song with no innovation or personality.

[@GramLikesBread]

I don’t know about the marvel origin but I know about Norse Mythology. The dwarf who was making his hammer was stung by a wasp on the hand, nose and eyelid so he couldn’t finish it. I believe it was Loki disguised as the wasp

[@astrophobia6898]

I'm dead!

[@bobdoom1]

compare this single to the fly away single so much difference. Sorry im gonna wield the sword of primal power.

[@damienlc8895]

1:05 LASER! POWERED! GOBLIN! SMASHER! 2:25 THUNDER! STRIKING! WIZARD! FLASHER! 3:58 HEAVY! METAL! DARKLORD! CRASHER!

[@Penandpaperdude]

When your DND group goes "Hey let's make a music video!"

[@charlottewillis5738]

Still....I am fine with that....

[@the_mastermage]

thats what happens when a DnD and a Warhammer Player Fuck

[@sirreaper3067]

@@the_mastermage The bard: I shall multiclass into Adeptus Astartes.

[@Kail917]

i've rolled an angus mcfife character, and apologize for nothing.

[@sirreaper3067]

@@Kail917 is he a bard/paladin?

[@thomasdelory6968]

thor: the universe is in danger, hold my beer *goes with mjolnir* Angus: Eh ? Hold my laser powered goblin smasher, *goes with a beer*

[@astrophobia6898]

This is perfect!

[@mkaleborn]

Man, you need to copyright that scene! That would be epic. Angus flying off into space with Thor's beer sloshing through supernovas, slaying goblins wizards and celestial darklords.

[@thomasdelory6968]

Let's just hope Russo Brothers see this, then ;p

[@Rothgar2137]

We would make a wonderful duo! I'M IN! COME ON ANGUS! WE HAVE SOME LITTLE SHITS TO SLAY!

[@Benneducci]

@@Rothgar2137 Sod Jane Foster, this is what the next Thor movie needs to be.

[@CRMSNEXCLBR]

When you DnD game starts in another Galaxy and you had to swarm past a nebula or two just to make it on time.

[@f1nalgambit381]

It will never truly be Gloryhammer without the original Prince of the Kingdom of Fife!

[@johnmclellan2257]

They're having so much fun with it that it wraps around to taking themselves seriously. This shit is awesome

[@imperialguardsman135]

40k in a nutshell

[@moisesfreire6408]

Really love this band and this medieval sci-fi...err...space...fantasy... Gloryhammer's genre. Really love Gloryhammer's genre.

[@VikingSchism]

Scottish interdimensional 20th century warfare medieval space fantasy with unicorns

[@astrophobia6898]

It's something. Something awesome.

[@micmac274]

The original album reminds you of some very weird D and D campaign, and the second one has a very definite WH40K feel to it.

[@Kaanfight]

Warhammer is the closest analog really

[@gastongoles2181]

Spelljammer ftw

[@aaronainairetv]

Btw this song is about him taking his newly acquired enchanted jetpack to fly into stars and charge his Hammer to defeat Zargothrax

[@Bruva_Ayamhyt]

My roommate: *walks into my room* Me (looking the other way and wearing headphones): GLORY! HAMMER! GLORY! HAMMER! *pumping fist in the air* My roommate: *slowly closes door and walks away*

[@basilbroemel9600]

This probably gonna be me in college ngl

[@davindersinghnijjar5085]

Pfft who needs the Avengers when you got Angus McMotherf*ckingFife.

[@5ar_]

The 13th tho.

[@mrenglishjawa]

well they will need a bunch of new heroes after Endgame , Angus Mc Fife & The Hootsman fit the bill well they even bring there own villan in Zargothrax

[@linneavlogs]

This comment is best read with a Scottish accent.

[@AllyMonsters]

A mighty Prince with a licences to slay.

[@Wanderingsage7]

@@mrenglishjawa they even have their own Nick Fury in the Submarine commander.

[@elixxon]

"Galaxies swirling behind me, nebulas lying ahead. This can only mean that I have arrived to space. Oh yeah." I just love that line so much!

[@joeyverliesharen]

Yeah, that line is proof that he must have studied at Harvard. How else could he have so much knowledge?

[@joeyverliesharen]

@@pinkfluffyplat3587 not Swiss, Scottish! That must be the result of Dundee University!

[@joeyverliesharen]

@@pinkfluffyplat3587 but we're talking about Angus McFife XIII from the Intergalactic empire that started in Scotland.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The Intergalactig Great Empire of Fife? Pretty sure the University is in Crail, makes the way to training with the Knights easier, for Epic Fight class.

[@saxinator143]

That "Oh, yeah!" sells it for me

[@seniortank19]

Y'know I always like hammers...but I think a sword of... perhaps primal power...might be better

[@Coindrop-Tim]

These days? Yes. However this (particular) hammer, was an amazing one (and still is) back in it's day. Stoked for the full Album later this month.

[@theentrepremooner1357]

Winkler is too in love with himself for me, it gets kind of annoying. the 2 singles for McSix were pretty decent. Sozos fucking KILLED it with his new single, one of the best Gloryhammer songs since Space 1992

[@J0hnzie]

Everyone Else: "Reinvigorates" Angus McFife XIII: "*REEEE*-EEEEEN-VI-GOR-ATES"

[@SgtAntsy9819]

9.5/10 didn't see any unicorns

[@ryanmccloskey4292]

They were inside the space submarines, you must've missed that

[@Spacefrisian]

What about the metal lazer dragons of steel?

[@ImADogRuff]

All the lake trolls killed them off.

[@EpicNESMetal]

There are ninja unicorns all over this video.

[@guyincognito5663]

The unicorns were inside us all along.

[@mahdijafari7281]

Lyrics: Galaxies swarming behind me Nebulas lying ahead This can only mean That I have arrived into space, oh yeah I feel the astral fire burning It's blazing deep inside of me It burns for the steel, my steel Fly high into space to charge my Laser Powered Goblin Smasher With the force of solar fusion Flowing through my veins My steel will blow you away Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! My hammer will not surrender It fights until I'm to die Now time has come To regain its powerful might, once more Celestial light of new dimension Fill my maul with glory For all that is real, yeah Fly high into space to wield my Thunder Striking Wizard Thrasher The dawn of another reality Reinvigorates My steel will blow you away Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! Forged by ancient Gods of warfare Wrought of lasers from the sun Now suffused with astral fire It is the time for battle Every knee will bow before me Every goblin king will fall Now the time has come to Regain our fallen pride once more Fly high into space to raise my Heavy Metal Darklord Crasher With the stars of this universe now Lying in my hands My steel will blow you away Mighty prince with a licence to slay Fighting mega battles every day Glory! Hammer! Glory! Hammer! Glory! Hammer! Glory! Hammer! Wielding steel that is true Glory! Hammer! Since 1992 Glory! Hammer! For the King of Dundee, my destiny Glory! Hammer! It is my destiny Glory! Hammer! To rule the Galaxy Glory! Hammer! I am the one The chosen son Glory! Hammer!

[@SparkDragon42]

thx but there's one thing: you forgot the "Glory! Hammer!" at the beggining

[@astrophobia6898]

OH YEAH! I love that line

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Thanks. The council of Dundee will never forget your kindness

[@dtail74]

This should be higher up

[@mamadop]

madi 64333 r

[@gooberthoreau]

For such a silly song, the singer's charisma is off the charts in this video. He must have rolled a natural 20.

[@Thomas.Wright]

Too bad he's no longer with the band. They screwed him over. But he's already collabed with other power metal bands, so I expect he'll be fine while the rest of GH slowly circles Chris Bowes' drain.

[@CharleyThaEnbyyy]

Whenever Henry Cavill's Warhammer series gets released, I fully expect the soundtrack to be at least 90% gloryhammer

[@damnwolf]

It is destined to

[@steristumpie]

If no epic trilogy directed by Peter Jackson, at least give us a graphic novel?

[@gallevitikusgenderlordmigo6324]

I got you fam! Writing a fanfic :D

[@LastJames]

I never knew I needed this so bad

[@jamesblazer9836]

Or a fucking game. That would be sweet

[@king0vitrial]

I wrote a DnD campaign based on the first album, and an Alternity campaign based on the second. I look forward to making another.

[@whitewachtel405]

Angus McFife leading his forces against the Brotherhood of Nod, 1992 (colorized).

[@magus2003]

Had the exact same thought.

[@OriasX]

Whitewachtel colorized was unnecessary

[@1337-Nathaniel]

@@OriasX OP had black and white TV in 92. Shh. Don't tell him colored pictures were a thing in the 70's already.

[@whitewachtel405]

@@OriasX But it is in color.

[@zequadragaming8984]

wha.... oh you mean those GDI sponsored puppets? dont worry, Kane has a plan for them too

[@alucha145]

Long live the true Angus

[@viriatrix9874]

Only he managed to suffuse the Gloryhammer that now has the power of two dimensions in it and defeat Zargothrax withouth the Hootsman o7

[@mjk654]

Listening to your songs always makes me feel emotional

[@jereXIX]

Anyone who dislikes this is clearly a lackey of Zargothrax.

[@sitnpurr]

Jere hahahaha boy am I glad I liked it then.

[@gabrielvelez5656]

His spies are everywhere

[@drsatanrx]

Its ok. Justice always triumphs

[@pentiumdeusex-machina4645]

That or they were headbanging so hard they couldn't aim their mouse right.

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

then let the Great Hunt commence 🐺

[@Sigmar_Heldenhammer]

Being the welder of a different magical hammer I would like to say I completely approve of this song. Hell, we both even dislike goblins.

[@CP-gh7hr]

Thor wants to know your location.

[@Sigmar_Heldenhammer]

C P Azyer, he’s welcome to show up if he wants to help out in the war against chaos.

[@samuellennon1984]

@@Sigmar_HeldenhammerHoly shit, you, Angus, and Thor kicking ass with your hammer and smashing the ever loving shit out of Chaos before teleporting to Warhammer 40k and reviving the Emperor before the four of you shaft the Chaos Gods of all universes so badly they shit blood for all of eternity is FUCKING AWESOME!!!

[@Sigmar_Heldenhammer]

Samuel Lennon lets just not do the whole “shaft” thing, I really don’t want whatever STDs slannesh has. Also there’s no bloody way we can raise the emperor, sorry buddy but it’s a grim dark universe for a reason.

[@Ghirahim3]

@@Sigmar_Heldenhammer I wouldn't be worried about Slannesh when Nurgle's up next.

[@nykacho]

I'm 40 now, and I thought I was done with Power Metal genre. Listening to this song blew my mind and got me into it again with an energy stronger than ever. Thank you.

[@greywolf271]

This is what the cuban missile crisis should have been

[@lobsterboywonder]

What are you talking about? This is a 100% accurate retelling of the cuban missile crisis.

[@gooseflying1386]

Yes finally I can know what happen after Hoots destroyed Earth

[@GigglebunsUV]

still gotta wait a month and a half :(

[@Brainwav]

At the end of the last album, Angus gets sucked into an alternate universe, that's where this one's set. So this Earth and Hoots are still alive.

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

I once read the theory that the portal brought Zargothrax and Angus to the point, where the events on "Tales from the Kingdom of Fife" started. Angus original ancestor fell during the Unicorn Invasion and he took his place, which made him his own ancestor :D

[@GigglebunsUV]

@@reptiloidmitglied2930 that sounds insanely confusing oh my

[@infernofriends]

@@reptiloidmitglied2930 :o

[@sorbet2363]

This song just popped in my recommendations. I am so pleased.

[@arsenovadragonov]

I chose to believe that all of the music is being made after their war, and they have made zargothrax a friend. they are now recounting their legendary battles for all to hear.

[@deathraceking5029]

Gloryhammer: proving you can laugh and headbang simultaneously since 1992

[@michimatsch5862]

In the grim darkness of the 41st millenium there is only one entity able to hold back the despoiler and save humanity. To power this man 1000 guitar riffs are sacrificed every day at his golden throne. His golden hammer of justice and glory will soon strike down all the enemies of man.

[@bruisedfrog]

I too have seen the power of Slamguinius

[@202mc4]

What if Angus McFife is one of the lost primarchs?

[@TomashHUN]

@@202mc4 He is the one who created the Emperor.

[@202mc4]

@@TomashHUN obviously

[@Spacefrisian]

@@202mc4 He isnt, he is a Primarch from another galaxy that jumped into the 41st. This happened cause an ancient hermit arrived with a message that Korviliath wanted to join his 40k chaos family, also the hermit was a barbarian cyborg with a neutron heart that he detonated soon there after.

[@themotherofchannels3851]

Talented band. No nudity but only creativity. Excellent music!

[@leedocherty4375]

Love The Classics ! Angus Is A Clear Winner! Glory Has Now Left His Hammer :(

[@erwinjohannarndt4166]

I just love how the singer grew.. like.. the first video he was a squishy boy.. now hes all grown up :D And his voice is better than ever!

[@Para0234]

True

[@gidijonen7966]

Funny thing is, during the first album he was 26. He just looked like a boy. He's 33 now

[@starxhilmie]

@@Para0234 what about his live performance? can he do the hight pitch part ? seems imposible

[@EiBeiDieMau]

@@starxhilmie Saw them in Wacken this year. Oh yeah, he does it all. It was my favourite concert of the festival. Sadly their show was a little bit short due to bad weather :(

[@NoJusticeNoPeace]

That wasn't bad weather, that was a chaos attack of undead unicorns from space by Zargothrax. They cut the concert short to save your lives.

[@amerrackhunter3913]

Imperium Propaganda 41st Millennium colourized

[@kabob0077]

You telling me you WOULDN'T sign up for the Guard then?

[@danny_decheeto8300]

@@kabob0077 HOOTS PROTECTS

[@vidio__4459]

f for angus

[@Thomas.Wright]

F for the TRUE Prince of Fife.

[@EarthenDemon126]

No Angus McFife, no Gloryhammer

[@mellowyello1478]

And now we have One Better.

[@jiridolezal410]

​@@mellowyello1478 SIXCALIBUR

[@arfbark3924]

?

[@EarthenDemon126]

New guy isn't bad, not gonna lie.

[@capitandelespacio]

Been loving this band all the way since 1992.

[@heikohirsch766]

???????

[@JoshTamX]

@@heikohirsch766 I think 1992 is a reference to one of their songs hehe

[@Null_Vampyrr]

That's impossible the year 1992 is in distant future.

[@cactuscanuck6802]

@@Null_Vampyrr lol exactly!! 😆😁

[@adanibo]

@@JoshTamX Album*