Go Hecklefish: James Pond vs. Dr. Human

We’re excited to announce our new card game “Go Hecklefish”!
The deck of 52 uniquely illustrated cards features your favorite characters from The Why Files and The After Files Live Stream. Categories include Cryptids, Monoliths, Cover-Ups, Shadow People, Relics, Aliens and more.
But watch out for the two special bonus cards - the elusive ‘Crabcat’! A crabcat can instantly turn the tide of the game. Fear the Crabcat!
‘Go Hecklefish’ is perfect for game nights with friends, family and kids of all ages.
For only $15, grab your ‘Go Hecklefish’ cards today and experience The Why Files like never before.
thewhyfiles.com/cards
Legal disclaimer:
Amount of fun may vary. Hecklefish does his own voice. Who does your voice? Fear of the Crabcat not guaranteed.
NOTE: Orders placed after December 10th may not arrive in time for Christmas. Sorry! We're doing our best!
Maybe you'd prefer a talking Hecklefish plushie fish doll toy?
thewhyfiles.com/plush

[@doritogeru]

We're going to need more of these. A lot more of these

[@Sammi-ct3ts]

I would love a national treasure type movie with these guys, chasing clues and discussing ancient mythology to find mels holes treasure

[@Rythm_07]

Agreed.

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

@@Sammi-ct3ts I went to Mel's Hole and the only treasure I got was a demonic alien seal fetus. Not worth it, man.

[@kathyelliott6051]

EXACTLY 🐠🐈

[@frankwren8215]

A throwback to when ads were fun. Well done!

[@terrypanama8004]

Wf ads are funny everytime

[@frankwren8215]

@@terrypanama8004 yes but this is a cut above

[@squirrelsinjacket1804]

This ad was actually amusing to watch

[@Quickcat21MK]

I miss the old budwieser commercials

[@CarolineBoyce1]

You guys are too funny! Please remind me where the crabcat comes from? 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@carolmorris5753]

This commercial was genius! Blowing my mind with the amount of talent from the WF team 😂

[@RobertoCalifornica]

Sounds like you're about to be blowing someone...

[@mikep60]

No kidding.

[@jimmylarge1148]

They have help from the abc’s.

[@juneroberts5305]

Agreed. Fantastic! ❤

[@andreagilbert6469]

💯%

[@diangeloremy]

Dr. Human is the best Pond baddie, the dialogue was way better than a lot of movies !!!

[@jpeero]

Looks like we've finally met Hecklefish's Arch Nemesis.

[@SubduedRadical]

Dr. Human.

[@kathyelliott6051]

LOL 🐠 EXACTLY ARCH NEMESIS.

[@RedRoadWoman7]

I loved your 'Dr. Human', AJ. Loved the patch, the accent and most of all that wig! I'm betting you'd make a good actor. 😊

[@sabinegiannamore8711]

I totally agree! Dr. Human is such a great character. They should make a mini series.

[@marenjeworowski9859]

Beyond brilliant I agree. A work of genius. He really should be an actor!

[@Blueyandcandy]

The wig sold it!

[@mathewluby9896]

I honestly think a series of 10 minute shorts would be very well received

[@Been.Here.Since.2007]

10 minutes isn't a short lol

[@GanjaBreadman]

​@@Been.Here.Since.2007I'm sure they meant a "short" film. Not a KZbin short

[@mathewluby9896]

@@GanjaBreadman I did indeed mean a short 10 min episode

[@Been.Here.Since.2007]

@@GanjaBreadman "Shorts" = KZbin's version of tiktok. I'll stand by my reply and dismiss semantics as the reason why you feel I'm incorrect and need correction from you. ❤

[@hyperchord]

@@Been.Here.Since.2007 Dude, get off your high horse and take your L. Its ok to be wrong about something. Why does everyone take things so seriously

[@donnamealy4877]

“…you have any cryptids?” Brings a laugh to me every time. 😂❤

[@Benjamin_0fficial]

Finally, an advertisement I am willingly watch

[@user-fv5ms4sz8e]

Your imagination knows no limits. Hilarious. 👏. Really impressive accent.

[@barrellracer]

The Oscar goes to... HECKLEFISH!!! It's his first nomination & win... Thanking his human & continously declaring his love for Gertie... There WILL BE more Oscar's in the future ❤❤❤

[@doritogeru]

Dr. Human channeled terrifying villain vibes too though. I'm split 🤔

[@barrellracer]

​@@doritogeruagreed

[@amanda.batton]

This is my favorite commercial now. I say that every week but I can tell how much work you put into this one! Very funny. Laughed the whole time!

[@davefenton102]

You crack me up AJ, never stop being you Hope you and the wf team have a great silly season. Best wishes from me here in Australia

[@andrewoneil9876]

Y’all should do random segments like this. Loved it

[@HealthyDisrespectforAuthority]

Peaking out from under the patch..brilliant!

[@tinfoilmagnolia3134]

I used to listen to Art Bells C2C every night for years. Art Bell brought FUN into the conspiracy / paranormal community with that show...and that's EXACTLY what the WF does too. Why Files is my fave ' conspiracy ' show since Art left the OG Coast. WF has a sense of humor and a sense of community that abounded within Bells show. And I love the fact Art Bells pix is on the wall as well...Congrats AJ and Team on all your success with the WF!

[@doritogeru]

Wholeheartedly agreed. Why Files is the spiritual successor of Art Bell's programs in many ways, in my opinion. Sometimes when Art said 'it isn't radio, it's what's next' makes me feel like Why Files is that or what's after 'that next', haha.

[@dochollidxy2192]

Even your merch plugs or sponsor clips are golden.❤

[@stacynapier26]

I absolutely loved this. ❤ 😂 FEAR THE CRABCAT!!!

[@angeljinx13]

I all but peed myself when I saw this commercial. Brilliant! AJ makes a great Bond villain. And yes, I ordered 2 decks. 😂

[@denisestrickland2976]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 AJ and Hecklefish you crack me up! So much talent on The Why Files👍

[@TaniaLynn444]

I love all of your commercials, but this was hands down my favorite 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@barbaranavarro4729]

This was hilarious and brilliant at the same time! 😂 I need to see more episodes of James Pond and his arch nemesis Happy Holidays to you AJ and the WF team! 🎄🎁

[@mariakelly90210]

But please get AJ--er, I meant Dr. Human a better wig!

[@donm5354]

JAMES POND .... needs to be a full length feature film 🤣🤣🤣 👍

[@Adertitsoff999]

Might have some trouble with that if the trademark is still active. There was a series of James Pond videogames back in the early 90's.

[@TheDigitalGoldToken]

I feel special I watched this channel when no one did. I am so proud of AJ and Hecklefish (AJ)

[@constancemerryweather525]

Amount of fun may vary, Hecklefish does his own voice, who does your voice? Fear of Crabcat not guaranteed!

[@edgetowntx7151]

Thank you why files the best channel on yt 🎉

[@erikcarlson6374]

We look forward to the ad reads in each new episode and the brilliant writing of the non sequitur humor. Always brings us laughs, even if the topic of the night is dark, so thanks for making the effort!!

[@dpellek74]

Nothing beats that awesome Austrian accent 😂😂😂😂. Love it

[@TheDigitalGoldToken]

You guys need to do a spin off show were you do comedy skits. AJ you are super talented my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rekabenomis9957]

AJ in a wig is totally doing it for me 😂

[@johncarter44]

The other AJ, doing a cameo would be awesome!

[@terriblefez]

And roleplaying, it's matt mercer vibe 😅

[@GabrielAngel8735]

This is cool Mr pond swimming with sharks got a big hook with the biggest worm 🪱 😂

[@wrathoftheragingdemon8084]

The only channel I watch add skits for, love you AJ & HF (and team) ❤

[@Estes705]

Dr. Human! The most diabolical super-villain ever encountered!

[@HerMajesty1]

This was epic. Hecklefish is growing on me😊

[@kevincarter2020]

Mr Pond

[@HerMajesty1]

@@kevincarter2020 Lol

[@mndfst9433]

This was so well done 😂. I watched every bit of it in the main video.

[@14rnr]

This was funny the first time, even funnier the second.

[@Galineau]

Fear the crabcat!!!!

[@MikinessAnalog]

James Pond's nemesis

[@VineyardGHS]

I got excited I thought some sort of stream was starting😊

[@tracismith6641]

A.j. you're an awesome "bond "bad guy😊 I just love ya'll hecklefish forever ❤

[@gabefons9269]

Hahaha, good homage to when Pond was Pond!

[@Lorenzo-fw3gx]

LOL More please! good acting AJ. I get it was just a commercial spot cards but you did a pretty damn good job man!

[@alexcebreiro348]

The amount of work you put into all your videos is not only so creative but so joyful to watch. It’s clearly obvious that you had fun making this AD let alone your other content. Also the level of community you have with your viewers/ fans is wholesome and one of a kind. I love your videos.

[@jojopartridge2814]

Yesss! Loved it the first time... glad to see you put this out on its own.... wanting more, I'm hooked! 🪝🪝

[@ouchsp]

It actually took me a couple moments to recognize AJ! What great fun! Love the commercial!

[@1.4....3...youandme]

You are amazing!! Your content is the best on the platform, and now your commercials too!!! Lovin it!!!!

[@NeverEnding-Story]

Yes!!!! Thankyou, this definitely deserves it's own video!! ❤❤❤

[@adamplanner2143]

And it is things like this that make this channel one of the best on KZbin. This is hilarious

[@Noja8787]

This deserves it owns netflix series with 8 seasons minimum.

[@mistletoe4961]

Netflix would ruin them. Please stay right where you are and keep rolling in the subs and patreons. Love you guys!

[@TheWhyFiles]

Orders placed after December 10 *may not* arrive in time for Christmas. We're doing the best we can!

[@whyyoubust789]

yoooooo

[@mikegammon1]

nos confunden map, when i see this map all i can think of is wild stories i could tell, it is imagination fuel for sure

[@dr.papadopolis7171]

If Hecklefish runs for president we will forgive you 🎉

[@doritogeru]

good thing there's... 12 days of Christmas (But really, thanks for heads up)

[@lindaseel9986]

Dr. Human looks so familiar...🤔🤔

[@renomac420]

That was awesome. I can't wait for the next installment of James Pond.

[@jbrobertson6052]

I said it before and I will say it again this is hilarious and brilliant marketing. I don't know all the players who make up the WF Team but whatever you got it is sure working . Merry Christmas WF Team and WF Family

[@CoyXB]

Best channel EVER

[@belbas]

The only in-video ads that I don’t skip are the Why Files ads. Hilarious! 😂😂

[@jedigirlie]

That was AWESOME! Love you guys. Gonna go check out those cards now 🙂

[@TrippyTrev45]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 just as funny second time seeing it love it well done

[@gusviera3905]

Oh yeah...rub it in! haha! Great job on this neat stocking stuffer and the first class commercial. I mean, this is better than some Super Bowl commercials I've seen! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to your team!

[@dvyneentertainmentonline1835]

I swear ... YOU GUYS ROCK.

[@dianemclaughlin6431]

Well done! WF has so much talent❤

[@tonnywildweasel8138]

Shaken AND stirred by this hilarious vid 👍

[@desertdog3392]

The amount of creativity and work that your team does for a simple ad is amazing and awesome. it's why I love your show. No half-hearted, thrown together crap. You all rock.

[@noreenmacuga1866]

Thank you! You guys are brilliant! We watched this commercial in your video over and over! Hoping there will be Go Hecklesfish cards in my stocking this year!

[@jeepdude7359]

We need a crabcat episode please! Unsinkable Sam and why ships have cats.

[@Curious-Minds]

Amazing talent, what a great idea.

[@bobbicatt]

Leave it to you AJ and your team to come out with the only commercial I would watch over and over ❤️

[@ZombieDowneyJr]

Pure genius. Hecklefish is my favorite cohost, ever!🐠🐠

[@Patex_na]

THESE SKETCHES ARE THE BEST!!! 😍😍😍

[@kathyd1010]

Hilarious!!! Well done !

[@windmachineproductions]

I think we also need a Dr. Human Action Figure 😉

[@MTB214]

This is great. AJ and Hecklefish are so funny. Sometimes I watch more for these parts and the end when AJ is doing his dance with the song playing.

[@tonyducks1121]

Love it! Keep up the stellar work AJ! 💪👍✌️

[@sherylschroeder2653]

I know this is a commercial but this is awesome! A story commercial! Love it ❤

[@exorcist2000]

This was BRILLIANT!.. Cant wait to see more of these... I bet Art Bell is up in the heavens watching WHY FILES every Thursday with a big smile ! 😂🤣😇👍💯💯💯💯

[@plaguerunner3392]

It's 5am.... I don't mind waking up to this notification

[@RE-ng5uw]

Awesome 😎. You play a brilliant bad guy AJ. Is there no end to the talents of you and your team 😊

[@aseangarrison6239]

Hilarious! Well done

[@elizabethtorres1169]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 👏 YOU, HECKELFISH &, "THE WHY FILES", MADE IT ON TO THRU THE "TUBI" NETWORK. YOU TRULY, FULLY AND REALLY ARE BIG AND GOOD. 👍

[@WickerDuck]

I love it! You guys make rival The Internet Historian for the best commercials on KZbin. I actually look forward to your commercials.

[@vavoo4971]

This one really reserved to be its own video 😂

[@redrumredrum7950]

Such a great video 👍😁!!! Please do more like this 😂! I'm totally ordering the game 🔥.

[@windmachineproductions]

Yesss!!! Bloody hilarious. Loved it!!

[@perrycrowell2953]

I love it & don’t know why there’s not more likes. Seriously, super funny & keeps you drawn close to your phone, tv, etc. maybe use it on another podcast?? GoHeckleFish

[@2010stoof]

Haha I identify with hecklefish so much. Genius way of adding the more popular, while embellished and further than normal, viewpoint of most of America right now lol. Love your videos

[@sirgalahad1376]

Heckle ❤️

[@thevictorianconservative1093]

Best skit yet! So unique and entertaining, I forgot this was a plug! Aj’s and the whiskey Tribe’s plugs are the only ones I actively watch.

[@bjh7924]

There is just so much to unwrap here 😂 just brilliant 👏 🏆

[@nkfd4688]

I'm not sure what look AJ is going for in this silly video, but it works 😆🐟

[@Kascie]

Orlando Bloom meets Neo

[@elisea2431]

This skit is so lit 😂😂😂

[@caitlinallen8400]

I absolutely NEED this to become a series! ❤

[@samuelclark8064]

This is how all adverts should appear on you tube, their own dedicated video, and if they're funny and entertaining in their own right, they will be viewed.

[@ajklozz]

Hilarious 😂 top tier as always...per usual extremely enjoyable content, thanks for all you do & happy holidays!

[@sandyc6569]

Loved this!! 😂😂😂

[@tanya-xoxo]

Hecklefish singing at the start is AMAZING!! AJ, my husband thinks you look like Corey Feldman here 😆

[@BigStereoVR]

That was a commercial I didn't skip through. Your German mannerisms killed me.

[@Jack__________]

This was hilarious 😂

[@TranceDivine]

keep these up this was brilliant and your acting chops are impressive AJ haha

[@machamilton-ch2nj]

a fun and honest ad, no attempt to hide it. And i watched it, well done team! appreciate you guys for all the great content, please keep it up!

[@DennisDeNio]

Creative, so well executed, and down right FUN! 🎉❤ Thank you for the Laughter, we Love watching your videos. An absolute GEM!

[@-technodream-]

A Hecklefish version of ‘top trumps’ would be cool! A conspiracy special featuring all the elite tyrants,bankers,NGO’s,3 letter agencies etc! X

[@squirrelsinjacket1804]

Basically every Trump supporters fever dreams 😂

[@willb3513]

Great idea

[@MainStreamRegimeDemocrats]

@@squirrelsinjacket1804 who t f isn't a supporter ? How incapable of processing the world around do ya gotta be?

[@brainsironically]

@@MainStreamRegimeDemocrats agreed. The willful ignorance demonstrated by the... others is impressive. $4 for gas? no problem! $2 for a head of lettuce? the economy is fine. absurd.

[@-technodream-]

@@squirrelsinjacket1804 not quite sure what your getting at! Firstly,I’m from 🇬🇧 Secondly,I don’t believe in politicians x

[@SunMoonRising777]

FEAR THE CRABCAT!! 🦀🐱

[@poeticpoems1234]

Thanks for the heads up. I will place my order of Ten after Christmas. AJ, is second to none. Love&Peace to Lord Hecklefish and the team. 🕊️

[@freddysfuntime]

I am blown away on so many levels right now. The production value, quality writing and acting, AND another MUST HAVE product from the WhyFiles store?! I am truly amazed. Thank you Why Files team! You all are the best on the web! I'd give you all awards if I was in any capacity to do so. I hope this emoji serves as a small consolation. 🎉 Makes a great Christmas gift for the COOL NERDS in your life!