Go Joe but...

GI Joe killed a child

[@YowLife]

Wow the stop motion on that kid was amazing.

[@luw8524]

So realistic

[@medicc4710]

Was not expecting to see you here

[@PurpleWind64]

I wonder if that kid bragged to his classmates about being on Robot Chicken.

[@IsiahTomas]

Not in certain themed conventions, likely.

[@SiiriCressey]

@@IsiahTomas What do you mean? Do you think they'd be shunned at G.I. Joe/toy cons because their character mutilated toys?

[@DarthTwilight]

Honestly? Yes. They'd barbecue him for being on a tv show. they do it to professional actors, so why not a kid? since half of Hollywood is into kids anyways...

[@texas-rex3316]

Probably

[@SiM0n1755x]

I reckon he'd be bragging more about being Spider-Man himself

[@davidjunker2772]

“Uh, did we just kill a kid? I mean, Yo Joe, but I think that was a KID.” “Well, now we KNOW it’s a kid, Roadblock....and knowing is half the battle!”

[@michaelmartin8337]

YO JOE!!

[@OsamaBinLooney]

he wasn't a kid - he was a monster XD

[@codyhill2311]

And hiding the body is the other half.

[@ecgameplayer]

GI JOOOOOOE!

[@BBradshawProductions]

G...I...JOE...

[@Jhubben]

"We're nothing you see. Playthings that have bored our fickle god."

[@Nameless-ln5mr]

It’s Judgement Day! (hiss)

[@jamiemiller1482]

@@Nameless-ln5mr Duke I’m scared!

[@Nameless-ln5mr]

@@jamiemiller1482 Don’t worry Scarlet, we’ll find out whoever, or whatever has done this to us!

[@gamingforever9121]

So basically real life 😂

[@thomascochran7907]

And the Joe’s said “What is a god to a non believer.”

[@dokkenrox]

"I mean, yo Joe, but I think that was a kid."

[@zappbrannigan77]

Almost looked like a big baby to me, the way he was acting to his toys.

[@THANATOS-PRIME]

A lot of us were at some point.

[@jman217]

Casualties of war. -_-

[@michaelhinton8530]

Joe Might be Going To Prison

[@RashaKahn]

It was just a smaller giant…

[@Rakanarshi2]

Lets face it, if toys were real like this, I'm pretty sure there would be a lot more dead children.

[@wdcain1]

Toy Story could easily have been a flat out horror movie.

[@diegobareno5820]

Like Small Soldiers

[@righthandstep5]

​@@diegobareno5820but small soldiers is funny. Try child's play

[@RXdash78]

@@righthandstep5 childs play is also funny.

[@AnthonyWLeone]

"Did we just kill a kid? I mean, Yo Joe, but I think that was a kid." One of my favorite lines from Robot Chicken.

[@khairallahdh]

What Toy Story should have been.

[@DCUniverse816]

Or small soldiers

[@night-x6793]

Come on Disney we need Toy Story 1 1/2 just like Lion King 1 1/2 but uncensored.

[@BigK13372]

Technically it was by the third act of the movie.

[@wahluigi458]

@@DCUniverse816 small soldiers was dope as hell

[@freefight7750]

@@wahluigi458 everything else is just a toy

[@carlrood4457]

Let's face it. More of us were Sids, not Andys.

[@rhuttrho88]

WORD!👌🏿😁

[@mirnanunez7925]

True...

[@valtheemokid4005]

Yes

[@JBBrickman]

Nope

[@sovietred7371]

I use to LOVE my toys... Then I got a magnifying glass

[@caleraizer]

GUYS! I used to have that tank!

[@dannybeane2069]

Use to? You the kid in the clip that got dead?

[@rhuttrho88]

No you didn't!😁

[@MarquesLKing]

I'm so totally jealous

[@Skinmancentral]

@@rhuttrho88 fuck off microween

[@KaiNLinda]

Yo joe??? U killed a kid

[@ramell4]

I mean, worse I did to my smaller action figures was "cryogenically freezing" them in a glass of water placed in the freezer. I would always take them out after and thaw them out in the sink.

[@gregorymee5876]

..........I did the same thing.Sadly thats how one poor guy ended up with no head.I dropped him in a botched thaw session.RIP robot from the show reboot

[@leevc2037]

One time my dog bit the face off of one my Barbie dolls. I tried to sculpt her a new face with play-doh and...let's just say Barbie stopped leaving the house after that.

[@TrappedinaBrain]

And then you freeze/thaw them a dozen more times. To be young again

[@isseisato1689]

I did that with my legos a few times got bored of that and played them normally

[@redhood7650]

All I did was to alter Lego vehicles to look better

[@jeremytung1632]

The extended cut of of Toy Story sure hits differently.

[@jonathansotelo4877]

Boss, you killed a child? AMAZING! Mission complete! That right there is why you're the best, boss!

[@Gotz_the_iron_hand]

I used to modify my G.I. Joes all the time. Gave Destro a chainsaw arm, and Cobra Commander had tentacles for legs.

[@NGMonocrom]

"I think that was a kid." _No. It's fine._ 👍

[@dylanmearas4459]

This is basically a more dramatic version of the sid scene from Toy Story XD

[@69Kazeshini]

This is basically the plot of small soldiers

[@LDZMarder]

Moral of the Story: Be nice to your toys, or they kill you.

[@ravagesoyjoy]

It was clearly self-defense, I'm a witness...

[@Sabis2365]

I would never do this to my joes, granted I never owned the vintage ones I only have the Hasbro ones, but still

[@rhuttrho88]

They were different anyway! Only the Hasbro ones could be done like this!

[@PrinceTrunks26]

Everything G.I. Joe was Hasbro. First the old 12inch ones back in the 60's. Then in 1982 Hasbro released G.I. Joe A Real American Hero line with 3 3/4" figures with O-rings to hold the waists together. Now today's Joe figures since 2007 have a chest swivel. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.....the rest is 25% red lasers and 25% blue lasers

[@wanderer953]

I personally grew up with the ones from the early 2000 and then also the 25th anniversary figures when they came out

[@pyrolee17]

im just happy they acknowledged Chuckles, one of the best characters in the gi joe comics

[@JimmelleCannon-us9nj]

For being the first Joe to kill Cobra Commander

[@plasticslacks]

This only happened when I had duplicates of a figure and one of them was already slightly damaged or scratched up in some way.... Then it was uhhh... Part of a really intense plot involving a character's untimely demise. I'll never forget Dreadnok Monkeywrench falling asleep next to the Cobra deathray (a magnifying glass held by a radio shack robotic arm in the noon day sun) 😂 RIP Monkeywrench...

[@rhuttrho88]

Sure, Sure! You were the perfect kid!👌🏿🙄😁

[@plasticslacks]

@@rhuttrho88 Well I wouldn't say that. 😎

[@ultrachaos1596]

All i could think of when reading this was that scene in Toy Story where Sid was burning Woody's head with a magnifying glass

[@SiiriCressey]

The origin of Meltman?

[@plasticslacks]

@@SiiriCressey 😄

[@Southhs]

Crazy Fact, but that Kid was in the Amazing Spider-Man films as young!Peter Parker.

[@manuelfuentespardo8102]

His name is Max Charles and he is also known for his voice acting roles as Sherman from Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014) and Kion, Simba’s younger son from The Lion Guard on Disney Junior.

[@avremirine8986]

And Harvey Beaks.

[@MasterGriefSr]

Straight out the Small Soldiers playbook!

[@benfleet7313]

That does make you realize that yea a gun against something 29x bigger than us would do nothing, but a tank would be the equivalent of shooting it with a gun that would be for their size

[@chadstratton4926]

Yeah- which is why Skipper skips projectiles entirely, going for antifreeze in the kool-aid or starting a fire under his bed at 3 am.

[@Hdogxx247]

0:30 Scarlet.

[@randyranderson690]

a bicycle tire...I mean come on, what an amateur. My preferred methods were: Lighter Fluid, Matches, fire works and a pellet gun. Onetime I put an action figure into a toy plane that I filled the cockpit with fire cracker gunpowder. I draped a fuse over the side of the plane and I drizzled lighter fluid across the driveway. Then I lit it and started saying: oh my god Johnny, there's a fuel leak....a fuel leak. Then the fire reached the fuse and the plane burst into flames and I started mock screaming as the pilot. It was most glorious

[@gosiawilliams1325]

Toy story 5

[@Alverant]

To be fair, those were vintage figures worth dozens of dollars.

[@jacobpascale4858]

This is my favourite sketch in the series!

[@zyxelztrife2408]

1:36 *Yo **1:42** Joe!* 1:47

[@StupidEarthlings]

That was good. More of this.

[@XeroFailGames]

I never did this to my gi joes...

[@greglemieux9809]

That kid had it coming big-time hardcore. Oh and by the way, BRAVO Scarlet.

[@jeremiahdansereau2950]

If Toy Story was produced by Adult Swim...

[@BobBob-kr5wr]

He is damaging original GI Joe action figures. Killing him for this is just. :)

[@TheRaz911]

"...Put your cheque books away, coz this one's coming outta your a**..." My favorite line....

[@Hurricanelive]

Uh... I honestly support the joes on this one... Um... yo joe.

[@GalenNight]

I look like Ebert under here and not Ebert in his prime!

[@GuardianKyle]

Jesus Toy Story just got dark..

[@TheWingsoffury]

bulls**t that kid was dead when he started messing with GiJoe! YO JOE!!

[@warlockd]

My favorite part was the tank. It was missing the mini gun turret like mine was all those years ago hah.

[@Mecha_Marv]

They even took the og Cobra Commander and Flint's voice, now that's cool.

[@A-Microwave]

they did not have cobra commander's original voice actor, Chris Latta died long before this aired

[@Mecha_Marv]

@@A-Microwave it sounded like him, it's a nice hommage then.

[@otherprisma7354]

That is not Flint og voice actor either.

[@deacondawg1416]

I had 2 Serpentors and, I took off ones helmet too LMAO

[@BaronOfZLand]

I'm pretty sure 99% of these break the Geneva Convention.

[@jasperzanovich2504]

It's not war, it's murder.

[@BaronOfZLand]

@@jasperzanovich2504 War is murder.

[@Bladez10]

I am sure the hole nipple thing would at least count as sexual harassment and the coloring over might just be an crime to art. However, I agree with the whole removing Serpentors helmet. It's a war crime being exposed to that.

[@Starfleet8555]

@@BaronOfZLand In the original show none of the characters ever died. Including the main villains. I mean technically they did but just came back to life.

[@diogenese7054]

Ah yes, children. The greatest violators of the Geneva Convention laws!

[@roryscott2941]

Trelane: I'll fix you for that! You cheated! You haven't played the game right. I'll show you!

[@sethleoric2598]

0:20 "oh guys i think you might be racist"ohno

[@supersaxyguy]

Robot Chicken meta series finale

[@texas-rex3316]

Well like in toy story for every Andy there’s bound to be a Sid and that kid was a Sid

[@UnscaryGhosts]

That kid kinda sounds like Chowder...

[@MrZooganopolos]

Interesting timing for this one to pop up.

[@SiiriCressey]

How so?

[@johnmeerabux5224]

Toy Soldiers, how it should have ended.

[@rhuttrho88]

Yo, I never did any of this to GI Joe! Weeeell maybe I switched the bottoms! Also twisted them around till the rubber band couldn't twist any more and let the legs spin back like a helicopter! That's it! I promise! HEY! It was 1984!!!!🤷🏿‍♂️😁

[@brycezen1896]

I never destroyed my joes but I used to take those little green and tan army men that you could buy like a couple hundred of for $20 and crush them with rocks and blow up with firecrackers.

[@foughtwolf]

Seriously. No little green army man was safe from any child.

[@matthewcaughey8898]

Massive run band wars. Line up 2 opposing armies and myself and my little brother let fly. Rubber bands flying like crazy and army men flying every which way. ( then we pulled out the big bands

[@SiiriCressey]

Or, if you were Bruce Campbell, you + your brother heated them just enough for them to begin to melt + flung the scalding hot droplets at each other.

[@leodavinci4913]

How have i never seen this skit?!?!

[@themilkempire3187]

Toy Story 5: The battle against humans

[@battleax6364]

Man toy story is different than I remember

[@BBradshawProductions]

Those toys are worth thousands of dollars, that kid deserved to get blasted by a tank. YO JOE!

[@MrStGeorgeIllawarra]

Interesting working mini tank they have there...

[@shadowfangyt4356]

Was there a movie kinda like this that went by the name of "small soldiers" or something

[@Pinkielover]

scarlet o my god....lmao

[@nerdnalist]

Jokes you have to be born in 1980 to get. Thank you robot chicken.

[@MasterJunior93]

"Cobra, put your checkbooks away, cause this one's coming out of your ass!" I'm using this one! 😂

[@doctorquacks87]

Fun fact: Max Charles is in this one

[@miss.dannitiger]

0:50

[@CrazyMon3yCashMon3y]

0:52-0:54

[@A-TALKING-TOASTER]

That's what that little kid get for ruining those minted conditioned GI Joes

[@keithadrienfoshee5434]

So are we not gonna talk about the bi spork in the beginning 😂

[@jamesheina3337]

Put your checkbooks away because this ones coming out of your @$$ I laugh at that every time.

[@seanchan7167]

Lego dudes be like: 🤫🤫🤫🤫

[@irvinnicely5475]

They were mere playthings for a higher being.

[@RenaldyCalixte]

Police Officer: It appears this kid was destroying toys and then had a mental breakdown and killed himself. If only his parents got him a therapist. 😓

[@madbillzgaming4505]

Rated r toy story

[@KimTaeHwan114]

0:52 Mumbling Mindbender got me. XD

[@trinstonmichaels7062]

Trinston was here.. .

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

Sid was lucky.

[@dproppa565]

Yooooo Joe!!!!!

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

.....chewed on them....

[@SouthJerseySam]

I don't remember this ending to Toy Story...

[@FrostSoul-qs6kq]

It costs $290 bucks to get one of these .... $100 in air delivery .... Another $20 in bribing customs to release it ...

[@HyperKnight1000]

The best toy story sequel

[@jacobisbell4728]

Cobra!!! Put your checkbooks away, cause this one coming out of your ass!!! Lmao

[@whitenekos]

I think the worst i did was take a magnifying glass to old yugioh cards x.x

[@tractorman287]

It’s crazy to think this kid is probably in his 20’s now

[@kaliber5897]

Lol, me and my dad do so many kit bashes with Joe's 😂

[@SiiriCressey]

What's a kit bash?

[@kaliber5897]

@@SiiriCressey it's when you take a bunch of figures arms and legs and other body parts to make a brand new custom figure

[@SiiriCressey]

@@kaliber5897 Sounds like a fun thing which would drive toy purists insane.

[@kaliber5897]

@@SiiriCressey lol

[@leevc2037]

I like to think I was relatively nice to my toys, I just kept forgetting to put them away...except for that one barbie who got her face bitten off by my dog and I tried to make her new one out of playdough....and another Barbie that I gave a Mohawk to and painted her hands green with nail polish...and there was another barbie that I threw out the window when I was like 4 because for SOME reason I kept throwing things out the window.. ...yeah all my barbie probably hated me LMAO

[@joshcreatorgalaxy8599]

1:41 Toy Story Logic

[@aye1972]

0:23 who painted Snake Eyes to Spider-Man

[@CrazyMon3yCashMon3y]

1:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cardiopazia]

The final episode of Robot Chicken might as well be the toys killing Seth Green and the staff.

[@fidelalvendia3421]

this remind me of Action League Now!

[@tom4150]

This reminds me of Small Soldiers

[@thievingdisc779]

Wholesome

[@gagef1518]

Not to be a downer but did they paint over an original snake eyes?

[@SarajevoKyoto]

It looks like it COULD be one of the recolored reissues, but I'm honestly not sure. If they did, shame on you RC!

[@dravel2k18xboxone6]

1:50 was so funny

[@farissbenrix7413]

Yoooo Joe !

[@pauljensen5699]

I did not see that ending in all my years of watching "Robot Chicken".

[@colonelkurtz2269]

For the younger members in the audience, that was a bicycle.

[@bryarmartyn]

M rated Toy Story