"Go On Your Way Or I Will Get You Moved!"

Today I visited KLA in Newport where I met Security and Management staff who did not want me to film or put my drone up!

[@garyhollins7911]

"You're not allowed because I said" 😂😂😂 what a complete knob

[@user-sr7dl6ql3z]

I think he’s a very respectable person was very calm

[@user-sr7dl6ql3z]

Why not

[@Nilzipan]

​@@user-sr7dl6ql3z he was the exact opposite, nice try.

[@tunez4uhickman997]

Your a roofer and a photographer are you 😂😂 the guy is hilarious

[@butmay1893]

not a knob at all? He is obviously a kind funny man even in thids context

[@phil19852010]

I'd feel as comfortable with her being security for my business, as Jimmy Savile being my babysitter

[@nicotoscani1707]

she's a pdfile?

[@patthewoodboy]

@@nicotoscani1707 I'm going to use that , thanks

[@grantmason740]

Now then, now then!

[@andrewmcgonagle6290]

@@nicotoscani1707 Who knows, what does a pdfile look like?

[@nicotoscani1707]

@@andrewmcgonagle6290 a guy in drag

[@PhilBurns-oc2vg]

I love the way you make them think you're stupid while making them look stupid

[@bensmith5231]

I think he is though 😂

[@legacy1830]

@@bensmith5231he’s highly intelligent and understands the law perfectly. If you cannot see who is the idiot here then I would ask questions about you?

[@Rockape2620]

The only "stupid" person was the one with the camera who couldn't understand the word "NO". He's must another wannabe DJ Audits. However, he's even thicker than DJ Audits.

[@paulhalkiw9875]

Stupidity at its finest yu yu smile

[@shanehewlett1404]

​@@Rockape2620 ok all mighty intelligent one.

[@Sylvia-Storm]

Being stupid isn’t a matter of not knowing something, it’s the refusal to learn.

[@vladimirimp]

There’s a lot in this. Ignorance is not a crime - we’re all ignorant of most things. But wilful ignorance is an insult to our evolved nature.

[@Utopian_Turtletop-vn1iu]

11:20 'The police are going to move you on because you're not listening to me.' He actually thinks that is what's going to happen.

[@dr_dr]

Bless him, the silly little munchkin!

[@RussellBrandsChin]

@@Utopian_Turtletop-vn1iu 🤣

[@7Lace77]

​@@dr_dr 😸

[@WanDerer-rr8co]

Feels before realz man. New age ideology pushed upon the masses for them to adopt for themselves.

[@DaedalusYoung]

He doesn't realise that the police have less to say about filming than him, because of Article 10 of the Human Rights Act 1998. The police is a public authority, and they are explicitly prohibited from interfering with PA's freedom of expression. This guy can ask to stop filming (although Pure doesn't have to answer to that), but the police can't even do that.

[@beyond560]

That must be the most useless security guard Ive ever seen

[@Guccit865]

@@beyond560 👍😂😂😂

[@pauls3075]

Not really useless, I mean she (I assume it was a she) ticks so many DEI boxes he's laughing.

[@allanfoster5418]

That terrorist fake security is a illegal dinghy diver. this one utterly totally thick as wood. 🪵 🤭

[@stuartchester6899]

Shes cheap to employ .These immigrants fresh in to the UK can be employed at 20 % lower rates .This is why you find these people at the gates.Shes got her CIA pass on show which is better than most of them because they are cash in hand illegals

[@anvilbrunner.2013]

Your particular unique technique never fails to generate a farce. I love it. You're hilarious.

[@davidharwood9552]

I must say it DJAUDITS has competition 😊

[@DandelionGum1]

It's such an innocent and polite demeanor, yet determined and resolute. It drives people with unwarranted notions of authority absolutely bonkers. I love it.

[@anvilbrunner.2013]

@@DandelionGum1 Yes. Spot on.

[@DaveThompsonfairlife4all]

@@davidharwood9552 DJAudits doesn't have competition. He is just a nuisance with little entertainment value. PA is actually fun to watch.

[@davidharwood9552]

@@DaveThompsonfairlife4all we all can watch what we like in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 I like to see the good in all people

[@blade9297]

PMSL.. "I'm not going up, I'm staying here". Brilliant..

[@user-vr7pz8cq2d]

Pure audits got the best delivery lool

[@ratman5229]

Yes you are right I nearly fell out of my chair when he said that

[@grimprawn902]

Had me in stitches too !

[@sweetiek453]

😅😅😅

[@alliberry9529]

“I’m not going up, I’m staying down here!” OMG 😂😂😂

[@russellsaunders9502]

SO FUNNY - WHEN YOU SAID THE SEAGULL COULD HAVE A CAMERA!

[@nicotoscani1707]

they might

[@russellsaunders9502]

@@nicotoscani1707 Yeah, anything is possible these days!

[@MB-zl3cn]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@7Lace77]

Look! See that seagull. 👆 He could have a camera. 😸

[@John-ik1os]

That is the funniest comment I have ever seen on an auditor video.🎉

[@iananderson3799]

Who would have thought people's idiocy could be so entertaining.

[@craigmooney3744]

or the sheer numbers of people put in charge that refuse to learn and be better at their jobs

[@justinbartley5245]

The dynamic between yourself the welsh guy & the security lady was pure audit gold💯👏

[@dee9917]

😂😂😂

[@thenewbeester]

He just can't quite grasp that someone is telling him NO...6ft behind you fella that's your "realm" where you can boss people around...NOT off your site !! 😂

[@Chalkbalone]

He'd been told on the phone there is nothing they can do, that's why he changed his tune at the end.

[@Bob10009]

💯

[@sambishop9567]

28:02 She says “why you can’t understand” I’ve not been able to understand a word she’s been saying

[@barryabell5410]

Vot you be vanting you no understanding me 😉🤣

[@philipjones9458]

That's because she's not learned the lingo.

[@philldownes8685]

@@philipjones9458 oh she has, that is the lingo where she lives, most of the peopel down her street are exactly the same.

[@colleenmcleod5041]

😂

[@vintagerecordambassadeur4098]

You’re not putting that up. Starts the blades and up it goes. Priceless

[@keglat1]

Yet another 'manager' who can't handle an alternate view to his own. "I don't want to be educated". How does he deal with employees who might question his infinite wisdom!

[@WanDerer-rr8co]

@@keglat1 I must say.. I tend to agree with what you are saying here. After all, is "I don't want to know". Not the pinochle of ignorance? As far as I am aware it certainly is.

[@davemelville480]

‘I’ve got lots of fingers, 6 on each hand’ 😂😂😂

[@nobodyanderson4353]

One of the big eared boys from the valley.

[@nicotoscani1707]

he runs all his photos through AI image apps

[@lindsaydudden1174]

6 on each hand? I don't think he can count that high!

[@NJoi1one]

Same as his 6 fingered sister!

[@petercornish9903]

And both thumbs up his arse, and a foot in his mouth, now considering he is too fat to walk, that is some contortionist feat!

[@philip5876]

Bully boy tried to intimidate Pure and it didn't work.. My shock at the security guard who doesn't know anything.. Her badge should be revoked..

[@mobi1etone]

Definitely didn't meet the 'good understanding of English' that's required for an SIA card AFAIC.

[@vaughnwilliams1208]

"I've come a long way on my bike" 😅😅

[@jdubbleu1011]

I’m not coming in. I’ve got a drone and my zoom camera. Perfect wind up.

[@paulbromley6687]

Oh now the pointless lady is harping in with her lack of knowledge.

[@Zeus-kj7nn]

She was straight off the boat that one. Didn't even have time to get changed.

[@offwiththefairies77]

I actually felt a tiny bit sorry for her. Out of her depth. I blame the doughnut who hired her. As for the manager, he was funny 🤣🤣 Great video yet again P.A. look forward to the next one. Definitely one of my favourite auditors. Sometimes feel like i wanna jump through the screen at anyone being nasty to you though lol.

[@craigmooney3744]

problem i can see is she hasn’t been told she has no insurance for injury outside off site

[@John-hx7ju]

A well fed one at that!

[@PureAudits]

Thank You 👍

[@justahumanbeing.709]

@@PureAudits why are you thanking someone for a prejudiced comment?

[@paulhodgins]

I see they have brought in a professional NotAlloweder to their security team!

[@roy9816]

He's got diddy little legs and a motor mouth. 😂

[@ysgol3]

😂He should commentate in the Olympic 100m finals.

[@philipjones9458]

And a big belly

[@malindley]

10k subs Congratulations ! Well deserved.

[@Exploringcornwall1]

Couldn’t agree more. Congratulations!

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 👍 - and thanks for supporting me!

[@realcooking1833]

I can't believe she's the security 🙈

[@markrhodes5828]

How are some people this clueless god help us

[@rongt859]

Not knowing the law is one thing but refusing to learn is another

[@humblequest7905]

Seagulls with cameras! 😂 10k subs…brilliant…well deserved my friend 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@davidhandley9007]

The seagull comment was fantastic.

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

[@BG-ef8sk]

The manager fitted into his clothes 10 years ago!

[@Rapid_GT]

"Look at that... that Seagull could have a camera" 😂

[@andrewlitow]

“I’ll show you the website” hilarious

[@carlswift8682]

Pure Audits is pure genius, never gets fazed by bullies who don’t know U.K. photography law. P.A. never raises his voice and stays cool but they don’t want to be educated.

[@mikeel6074]

What's the UK photography law?

[@dsds3968]

Just started watching. Fully primed waiting for mention of the zoom camera, wafer thin drone, the hi vis and the long bike journey.

[@waynepallett]

dont forget im not coming in,you think im coming in

[@Exploringcornwall1]

…and the best wind-up of all: “ No, you think the drone is coming into your building”. Keep it up PA!

[@dsds3968]

I got 3.5/4 there, the drone wasn't called "wafer thin". Brilliant comedy again. I felt a bit sorry for the manager man. He was alright, just couldn't get over the idea that someone can send a drone over a factory unit.

[@bobikdylan]

It's only a little one.

[@dsds3968]

@@Exploringcornwall1 we got a new one today. When the manager suggested looking at another building we got "I'll do that later and tell them you sent me over.".

[@annclark7015]

Brilliant Audit young man. I’m going to hell for laughing 😂

[@RC-cs3me]

"there's stuff going on here that shouldn't be filmed..." 🤔

[@Del213]

Ritualistic bummings?

[@Lincolnshirefromtheair]

soppy little taffy, I thought he was going to cry when the drone went up 😂

[@bashkillszombies]

Security cannot speak a word of English, absolutely shocking.

[@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_]

. . and the manager talks no sense, also shocking.

[@Lookup2Wakeup]

Normal now, get used to it 😂

[@brendanmcnamara1414]

Oh dear he is not listening to his female legal adviser Flown in at great expense because he does not understand oh dear

[@JohnMorten-px6my]

Flown in ? Boat probably.

[@ElBodgeo]

‘See that seagull, he could have a camera..’ 😂😂 absolutely brilliant!!

[@merighthereyep]

I don't want education, save your breath I'm not interested 😂 sums it up

[@blackjockofmangertonpele]

What was it the Manic Street Preachers said: Libraries gave us power. That fella prefers total ignorance. What a sad bumbling twerp.

[@pete3206]

it's amazing how all these Companies have 'legal teams' at their disposal. "Hello legal team, we have a man here with a camera....hello........hello ......."

[@GampyBamblor]

What a surprise security with a great grasp of the language

[@zyllinui]

I find you hilarious Pure Audits, thanks for the 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

[@Sylvia-Storm]

“ it’s all right I won’t charge you”. “ 😂

[@sharonlewis1909]

😂😂😂 seagull could have a camera 😂 I can't unsee that now a seagull with a go pro lol 😂😂brilliant you stood your ground xx❤

[@godsgod1677]

That was a beautiful and repeated showing of an inferiority complex. Public meltdowns are great. He struggled no matter how much PA helped him. At least he didn't lose his mind like some do.

[@rolandmasters105]

Comedy Gold excellent double act

[@FishTillYouDrop]

That security guard was totally bemused. 😂😂😂

[@davyjones1511]

That security guard was totally clueless.

[@Lookup2Wakeup]

Fresh off the dinghies, still acclimating to our wacky world.... 😂

[@ashwayn]

Hilarious the way you play them like a fish on a hook,

[@DaveThompsonfairlife4all]

Two LOL moments: "You're a roofer as well as a photographer now is it?" "I'll let them know you sent me".

[@mayshusalmighty7858]

How is it possible to be two things at the same time...??? This is madness...!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eb4661]

Something about you clearly attracts people believing their feelings are facts, straight out their hives like busybodies in need to control everyone else. Unbelievable, but truly funny!

[@jdubbleu1011]

Agree. He has a knack of winding people up in the most natural of ways. It’s how he talks in a non super confident voice (raising his pitch) that make people feel like they can walk all over him. And how he keeps repeating himself oblivious to what’s being said. Haha😂

[@DaedalusYoung]

Because he acts like he has a vulnerability, and these types of people love to exploit people's vulnerabilities. They think they have an advantage, so they spew as much nonsense as they can come up with, hoping something will stick.

[@yal08]

"I've come a long way on my bike" gets me every time, should tell them a few details about your bike having 21 gears and you needed them all to cycle up and down hills to get here 🤣 keep up the great work PA 👍

[@paullawrence8572]

I've got to go and have a lie down now after this one security didn't even know he was standing there! ( Goodness gracious me) Ginger! The seagull might have a camera F..k me I'm losing it!🤪 Got to be the funniest Auditor out there!😂😂

[@dee9917]

😂😂😂

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

[@paullord3549]

How do you keep a straight face every time you say "I`ve got a zoom camera" You have me in stitches 🤣🤣

[@swineusswineus8241]

Best line: "I'm not coming in your private area."

[@Lookup2Wakeup]

Thank god for that ...... 😂

[@BlueViking70]

'I'm not going up. I'm staying here.' 😂Absolutely brilliant. Thank you for making me smile.😅👍

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for this - and thanks for your support 👍 PA

[@capabilitybrown2323]

Manager, he would be better suited to, cleaning toilets on building sites, I would send his boss a bill for the harassment on publicly accessible land and for your valuable time wasted having to defend your legal rights. Annoying how the other two kept chipping in with stupid statements.

[@ianpennington5856]

He is a danger to all sheep within a 20 mile radius

[@anthonybrooker2702]

@@ianpennington5856 He has Welly Boots ?

[@JohnMorten-px6my]

@@anthonybrooker2702 yes - a size too big to take on allcomers. 🤣

[@thatbubbleman]

Your love for your Zoom camera is inspiring

[@MartinHiggins1972]

It's different from a normal camera.

[@verybighomer]

The manager guy is probably getting a black eye in a pub fight every other weekend because someone looked at him the wrong way.

[@Inmate533]

I swear mate, you’re like a magnet for the most ignorant people on industrial estates. 😂. Keep up the good work! 👍🏻 Now DJ Audits will show up here next week and no one will even come out. 😂

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

[@Lookup2Wakeup]

So true. The early bird catches the worm.....😂

[@timsaint835]

Despite his insistance that he didn’t want to be educated, I think he was educated!

[@paulbromley6687]

I’m getting a bit annoyed now when these creepy people think they own the sky and don’t seem to think to check what the law is.

[@robtrout5433]

That fella in black is full of gas

[@GampyBamblor]

And sheeps wool

[@offwiththefairies77]

...and pies.

[@slochran2]

The ones who say its illegal are the same who tell their children to eat their veg and go to bed on time because its illegal if they dont.

[@jamesf8864]

I left a sprout behind on my plate at our family Christmas dinner in 2004. Only just got out of the clink last week. Learnt my lesson.

[@buddysinsight9834]

I am really enjoying your videos mate you are a breath of fresh air with this auditing. 👍

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

[@dporter1965]

Ah, the old, "Because I said," law! 🤣

[@SergeiFedorov77]

Mr Entitled McFatty thinks "not listening" means when someone doesn't do what he says and he makes the grave error of thinking that he can tell people what to do, a mistake that could become costly when trying to bully the wrong person.

[@robertmawby3021]

Glad to see immigrants are blending in seamlessly, enjoying the freedoms and laws of dear old Blighty!

[@user-um1xt3kh]

They can't resist wearing their traditional rags over the hi viz.

[@magnetmountain33]

Ha ha ha ha, sarcasm😂

[@Sendthemallback]

Their not blending in,they're here to wipe our Britain out,fkn wake up

[@bobikdylan]

Apparently, in Wales you can't be a photographer and a roofer.

[@Smeeagain75]

You can if you've got a photographer card and a roofer card. It's the card that counts, apparently if you have a job you must have a card.

[@blackjockofmangertonpele]

That Mark Drakeford has got a lot to answer for.

[@wintron]

⁠@@Smeeagain75And if you can see it with your eyes then you must have a card for that otherwise make sure you avert your eyes the whole time. Edited my bad spelling.

[@kirpalbains2035]

Send in DJ Audits to go at that location

[@sojourn6697]

Lol “I’m not going up, I staying here…” . So funny.

[@tbasty]

KLA worried about security but meanwhile they have someone in fancy dress as an exploding black umbrella on the front desk acting as security.

[@ysgol3]

Congratulations on 10.000+ subscribers PA, I t knew it would happen and there are many more to come. 😂😂More gentle lethalness, bringing out the beardie fascism just beneath the Newport surface - I presume (and hope!) that this is from your visit a few weeks ago and that (for GOD's sake) you haven't gone back and never will! Brilliant as always and lovely footage, thank you again. PS May I just say PA that some Welsh people aren't, we hope, as gormless as him and Professor Blueshirt - the moment when he went bonkers and stood over the drone and said it would be your legal responsibility if it hit him was comedy gold 🙃

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

[@LeeCaLTrading]

Hilarious that his guy thinks he can still fit into 32 waist jeans and a medium top🤣

[@annclark7015]

Loved that one 👍

[@karenhudson7042]

Looks a bit like John travolta😂

[@SarahHall-zf8sv]

😂😂

[@PureAudits]

Thank You - And Thanks for supporting me! 👍 PA

[@tirokopita]

'I've got plenty of fingers' Yes, but they're webbed.

[@seetherbridge3]

It's all part of my journey 😂😂😂 solid gold

[@retroclickmedia4422]

Love it, you catch them every time - them thinking that they are so much more clever than you

[@patrickdaly2121]

When a liar says you can’t do it, why do they expect you to believe them?

[@beds139]

Taffy expertly triggered & made to look a total fool.😅😅

[@TomSmoth-si1du]

GOOD TO SEE THE LOCAL BRITISH WORKING ON SECURITY 😩

[@PaddyDoc]

Well done you for standing your ground fella ✊

[@TheJohnnyboy21]

He was worried as the sheep in the back were wearing lipstick

[@stac1941]

As a Welsh person I find this hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheJohnnyboy21]

No offence to the welch people just thought was different from the normal comments LUV to all

[@cookiemonster2299]

He delayed your launch to give them time to hide the gimped up sheep away 🤣😂🤣❤️🇬🇧

[@cg2535]

"I'm not going up" 😂😂😂

[@SueIllidge-io8jg]

That music alone makes me giggle everytime he puts the drone up! Love it! This one in particular had me laughing very loud.....something I very rarely do 😂🤣

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for this - and thanks for your support 👍 PA

[@SueIllidge-io8jg]

@@PureAudits You're very welcome PA, keep up the good work, Your sense of humour always makes me smile ♥

[@Suzyfromtheblock]

Guttering, facias, soffits, pure audits does it all, love it 😅😅😅😅😅

[@robl1613]

Love when the music kicks in and they continue to dribble on with nonsense 😂

[@majorlaff8682]

Good to see the mountain witch wearing a traditional Welsh shawl.

[@camrs125]

Welsh?…it’s a UK tradition shawl 😂

[@welsh-3286]

i am in my 50s my nana love knitting shawls

[@philipjones9458]

Thought she was Tali

[@ratman5229]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Philzoid]

@@camrs125 Its also part of traditional Welsh attire so don't be so ignorant. Remember the Welsh are the indigenous Brits. The English are a mix of indigenous and invaders.

[@GTMAN385]

"Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and act a idiot then to open it and remove all doubt".....KlA management......😂😂

[@DrJohnners]

Oh leave him alone, he's got his zoooom camera and he's come a long way on his bike!

[@MartinHiggins1972]

Exactly. But sadly those facts seem to mean nothing to these people.

[@trendingsoftware]

"I'm a manager" so people have to do what I tell them, even outside our company premises. Embarrassing for KLA. What a rediculous company

[@thechids350]

Your a brave man I thought he was going to get more aggressive

[@nobodyanderson4353]

Deep breath. Look at the security. Holey baby Jeebus. Sia badges are a joke.

[@thenoface2771]

This is the perfect example of what happens to you if you don't want an education. 😂

[@sambishop9567]

Boss: we need someone to work the security gate and greet people who come to our site. DEI manager: i know , get that cleaner who can’t speak English and doesn’t understand the law. Boss: she’s perfect!

[@barryrichardson7051]

🤣🤣

[@dee9917]

😂😂😂

[@kevintravis5123]

how the fuck is she a security worker, o m g

[@JohnMorten-px6my]

Ticked a box for cultural enrichment.

[@camrs125]

I’ve got my zoom camera and I’m going to put my drone up…..never has so few words triggered so many people 😂….well done on the 10k subs..I’m sure you’ll get many more…

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

[@paulmoor3799]

An IQ test confirms the gate has a higher IQ then the security guard 😬