Go the f**k to sleep, read by Samuel L Jackson

go the f**k to sleep.

[@keepgoing1973]

I want this read at my funeral.

[@Fubukio]

Samuel L. Jackson knows you're not eternally sleeping and keep swearing til you are.

[@brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985]

I would really be funny if your weren't sleeping

[@cachauwu6266]

same here

[@moosesues8887]

Pee

[@KingOfGamesss]

You have to make an appointment and set a date for that event

[@Face_Reality]

The sweet, cute, innocent music playing in the background while Samuel is so soothingly frustrated. Genius.

[@mr_gamesverse]

Lmao

[@Dargonhuman]

It's a perfect juxtaposition, for sure.

[@arandomdoggo4you939]

POGG

[@jemborg]

Yes, the music does not get enough credit... it really sets it off.

[@SouravGhoshsWandFCCChannel]

But you know it’s full of profanity.

[@bj.bruner]

Some kid: I'm not tired. Samuel: I don't remember asking you a g*damn thing!

[@Heritage-sv4mz]

Underrated comment.

[@Catgat37]

......what?

[@colinmackinnon696]

@@Catgat37 Say "what" again! SAY! "WHAT"! AGAIN!

[@Catgat37]

@@colinmackinnon696 ........what??

[@kmac291]

@@Catgat37 You’re never walking again

[@AshantiH502]

“F*ck your stuffed bear, I’m not getting you shit” That got me 😅😅

[@willslick6837]

legend

[@user-we4yd6df4w]

“Close your eyes, cut the crap, SLEEP!!!!”😂

[@Musiqking06]

"Hell NO you can't go to the bathroom! you know where you can go?!!! The F*ck to SLEEP!"

[@robinberg4094]

Hot crimson rage got me!!

[@joshuablanton3607]

“My life’s a failure I’m a shitty ass parent” ALWAYS GETS ME 😂😂😂

[@brandannaziel8355]

This isn't a story, This Is Samuel actually telling his kid to go to fuck to sleep

[@legoman8960]

lol

[@BlazeMaster]

XDddddd

[@THEOGJOR64]

wait what

[@solore7399]

go to motherfucking sleep

[@sacredsecrecy9620]

Hmmm... How does one fuck to sleep? 🤔 And aren't kids too young for that yet?

[@julieporter7805]

Aww, Mace Windu reading to the younglings.

[@darchangel2136]

With prosthetic hands

[@CarvednButchered]

Just don’t let anakin read this to the younglings

[@stoneeagle7360]

“We’re finally watching our holovid. The temple’s locked up… *bssszzz* Oh shit, goddammit! You’ve gotta be kidding! C’mon! Don’t go back to sleep!”

[@GamingBeFly]

@@stoneeagle7360 oh you’re wrong for this XD

[@lordsiomai]

Oh man, "go the fuck to sleep" had a new meaning for the younglings with anakin now

[@quitetidy]

I was lying awake with my eyes closed in bed and my husband started playing this. My eyes popped open and we both busted out laughing. Now we're both wide awake 😂

[@user-um5xl1gf4o]

So you don't want to go the fuck to sleep?

[@Rav3nclaw43]

A cups, tell me I'm right

[@Reaper-06]

@quitetidy GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

[@Thebuilderofthings1]

Go the fuck to sleep.

[@quetzalthegamer]

Glad you both got a laugh out of that. Now go. The fuck. To SLEEP.

[@lanesfakis5873]

As a 31 year old single dad of a 5 year old who tries his best. This is so relatable at times, I swear I can't watch this without dying of laughter every time.

[@brandonweaver3978]

31 year old here with a 4 year old! I can relate 😂

[@brandonweaver3978]

Love my kid so much though ❤

[@tguns1]

Bless you, man.

[@lanesfakis5873]

@@tguns1 Bless you to my brother. Prayers you get restful sleep

[@jordanjoestar-turniptruck]

32 with a 3yo and I have caught him more than once scaling his closet at 1am

[@IanSager23]

During this story, Samuel goes through all 5 stages of grief.

[@achair650]

He's humming in impatience, he can't take any more of this shit. Go the fuck to sleep.

[@DiamondsRexpensive]

Time stamp 'em?

[@bierymolina4379]

._.

[@Grant740]

@@IanSager23 it’s been a day where’s my damn time stamps

[@waferae]

@@IanSager23 it's been 2 days. where stamp

[@thesketchingson6677]

This man has made an entire Hollywood-career out of saying the word "fuck". Just think about that.

[@paulcourtemanche3549]

Don’t forget the Mother and er

[@DiamondsRexpensive]

Hey, did you ever make a vid of the giraffe gazelle hybrid in your pfp?

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

*Joe Pesci would like to know your location.*

[@ThiccNose]

Does he look like a bitch?

[@salamander5171]

No

[@Diane_666]

"How come you can do all that other great shit, but can't close your eyes and sleep?!" Beats me, idk why falling asleep has been literally the hardest thing ever for me lately...😭😂

[@laimaravillon895]

Just me today

[@laimaravillon895]

Great question

[@pamelamonks9339]

Every day.

[@brigithealey9091]

You know you're an exhausted parent when you're simultaneously laughing and crying whilst listening to this.

[@BIGGELATO]

damn i almost paid for this on audible

[@apexanjanath6219]

Why wouldn't you pay for it?

[@BIGGELATO]

@@apexanjanath6219 because its free!

[@apexanjanath6219]

@@BIGGELATO seems about right.

[@aaron-gz]

@@BIGGELATO if it went directly to Samuel I would pay

[@an_amazing_ace7810]

Ace gang, let's gooooo!

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

The fact that Samuel L Jackson perfectly represent a tired parent is the cherry on top.

[@HeyItsCody2023]

Well he was a tired parent himself once ya know lmao

[@Pig-gc6hk]

Shut the feck up and go to sleep

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

@@Pig-gc6hk I can't. Too much work.

[@Derrekkorh]

XD omg yes!!!

[@ilayohana3150]

How tf does he?

[@Grigeral]

"You're not thirsty, stop lying!" - God I recognise that... Anything to try and play more delay tactics 😂

[@emmasnow2335]

i need an 8 hour long version of this with mostly just the music, occasionally broken up by samuel l jackson telling me to go tf back to sleep.

[@MichoMich611]

Let's make a sample....

[@Knuxougeshipper]

I need this immediately

[@saucyyikers3877]

I want to have this read to me by Morgan Freeman. It would be passive aggressively relaxing.

[@sockpuppetschannel3940]

Is your channel icon supposed to be a pikachu terminator

[@saucyyikers3877]

@@sockpuppetschannel3940 pretty much...

[@LameManz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKPMeqqPbdOlidU

[@killzoms]

@@sockpuppetschannel3940 No shocked pikachu terminator

[@zachmegna7003]

So would i

[@nateplace415]

I'm 21 years old, single, with no thoughts of children, and yet I still felt Jackson's recitations in the depths of my spirit.

[@politerudeboi6898]

31 and same lol

[@Sammykyt]

Relatable

[@jamesgizasson]

I'm 35. My sister has three children. I have no plans to procreate... I can relate. X3

[@enigmalfidelity]

Oh, no you don't. You have nooooooooo idea. People think they do, but not until you have had an official "good bye party" on your games, everyone knowing you ain't coming back, you just don't know....

[@scottfitzpatrick1939]

48 no kids and loving it

[@ricksorber9562]

I have this talk with my dog almost every night.

[@Caliisawesomesauce]

Lol

[@kiiileycrawwwford]

Letting my 8 week old puppy listen to this rn 💀

[@sansserif8063]

I feel this is more special than all the other videos on the internet now is because that’s actually Samual Jackson saying this. It’s not AI or someone cutting it together, he sat down and read this 😂

[@justinshelton5026]

But six years ago? That’s like ancient history in internet world? 📲

[@jademers88]

This helped me go the f*ck to sleep and I am a 44 year old man without children. I am greatly appreciative that Samuel L. Jackson is my father in this moment.

[@Amp661]

For the emperor

[@MrMacncheese1]

He has come back!

[@4-earedfoxfoxifyre]

Hey, don’t forget that even at your age, someone loves you. I’m not a christian, or an optimist… but I sure do care about you.

[@somethingcreativeprobably5160]

Same. I'm only 21 but still too old for bed time stories I suppose. This keeps my adhd in check❤

[@amysennett7001]

That is so cool that you’re 44

[@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty]

child: “Daddy, read me a story.” dad: “go the fuck to sleep!” child: “aawww, that’s my favorite one.”

[@akazadonoandzenitsuagatsuma1]

XD and the dad doesn't know the f word is a bad word

[@Lionsrule208]

lol

[@SamSolasdonSaol]

I'm cry laughing. Thanks for the comment of the year. 🌟

[@meowkitty5588]

@@akazadonoandzenitsuagatsuma1 Ryder Nigga

[@donnadaisy333]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@michaelthemadsoldiertist]

I dare say that no one else could’ve narrated this any more perfectly

[@azsli2]

I would love to hear David Tennet read it

[@bitterellaselectricgroove8544]

"Fkn your stuffed bear I'm not getting you shit." 🤣🤣🤣

[@rosierennie5867]

"Hell no you can't go to the bathroom" had me crying with laughter 😂😂😂

[@koriheheee]

LMAOO ME TOO

[@kisawisa1769]

read the comment at the same exact time as he said it

[@CaptainFoufeu]

"Its time to turn this mush into muscle. No more crying, 'Mr Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom!' Nothing! THERE IS NO BATHROOM!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Kindergarten Cop," 1990.

[@Cocacabanabudgets]

🤣

[@jessiealexi7094]

Time to wet the bed then get spanked for doing such thing then have trauma from the spanks

[@CommissarMitch]

I love how this is not all monotone. It really feels like Samuel L Jacksson has experience in this.

[@wendyokoopa7048]

He never tucked his daughter in always told her lovingly go the f to sleep her ok dad.

[@tkhotatia1163]

He does lol. Have you seen most of the movies he has been in? XD

[@quinnbeasley94]

Well he just so happens to be an actor

[@SkitSkat674]

He has had experience with audiobook readings. The Bible experience and John Henry. I think it was only bit parts though, I'm not sure.

[@arneshpal7702]

😂😂😂

[@vaporjemiscringe]

“I know you’re not thirsty, that’s bullshit stop lyin, lie the fuck down my darlin, and sleep.”

[@RobinFlysHigh]

When you've had kids, especially kids who've been told by others to misbehave or really rambunctious, this hits different

[@Chryztallic]

Im not surprised if he's holding a gun while telling this to a kid.

[@ps2bndled]

"SLEEPING, MOTHERF*CKER, DO YOU DO IT!?!"

[@Dinokreechur]

Waving around

[@LatteWiiU]

@mrbeastt shutup self promoter

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

1:39 "hell no you can't go to bathroom! You know where you can go?! The fuck- to sleep!" lmao 😂

[@russiancheems2275]

2:55 “F*ck yo stuffed bear I’m not gettin you shit! Close your eyes, cut the crap, sleep!”

[@depressedthoughts]

1:19 "It's been 38 minutes already, jesus CHRIST, what the f**k?! GO. TO. SLEEP."

[@enex3333]

2:01 For real, shut the fuck up and sleep!

[@enex3333]

2:17 How come you can do all this other great shit? But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?

[@enex3333]

2:36 No more questions. This interview’s over. I GOT 2 WORDS FOR YOU KID! FUCKING. SLEEP.

[@Prophecy1978]

I am over here screaming hysterically in laughter… I LOVE IT

[@wcexplore1083]

I am a camp counselor, and when the older kids want a story, I put this on.

[@brettcardon4552]

Samuel L. Jackson should read more children's books. I was laughing almost the entire time he was reading this.

[@zacharysiple629]

He could just do regular kid's books and SLJ them: "Would you eat them in a house?" "F no! I would not eat them in a mother- house! I would not eat them f-ing here or there! F, I would not eat them ANYWHERE!"

[@Tyvian135]

"The big, bad wolf, huffs, puffs and blows the piggie motherfuckers off into the wastes. The piggies than built a house out of some shitty old ass wood they found in the wastes, and the wolf found them, the big bad wolf, huffed, puffed and blew the motherfuckers away into the wastes" - the best I could do for a funny joke

[@IsiahTomas]

I always thought 50 Cent should do these. He has such an effectively boring voice.

[@Hadyn_Oceanbell]

Same.

[@arandomdoggo4you939]

Same!

[@dragonsfire286]

This is pure gold Can’t believe I loved it when I was a toddler and I still do even after all these years

[@twgboyfriend3825]

I love it's just him telling you to sleep in as many ways as he can, like a real parent

[@qu4rtz732]

as a seventeen year old with a fucked up sleeping pattern i play this for myself as i do my bedtime routine pffft

[@GabrielleTollerson]

aye! I hope it helps some!

[@anisomniac5931]

Same. Really helps. 🙂 *Now go the fuck to sleep.*

[@qu4rtz732]

@@anisomniac5931 reading this when i should be going the fuck to sleep. thanks hope you slept well

[@kashtheyoutubeguy9807]

Yeah You Really Said It

[@zzodysseuszz]

Set an alarm to go to sleep at 12pm. If you have enough discipline you can do it easy

[@minecrafter3448]

Never ask: A man: his salary A woman: her age This guy: how he knows the froggy made its last leap tonight.

[@DEMANATI]

Dont ask who joe is

[@FrillyDisaster]

@@DEMANATI joe mama

[@spiderguy7620]

@@DEMANATI JOE MAMA

[@Isai314]

Anyone who types Joe Biden clearly knows if my dixie nourmous.

[@theseangle]

@@Isai314 dicc's enormous

[@Omg-wm4nu]

I love how he narrates this fucking book XD

[@Toasties32]

the aggressiveness in his voice 😭

[@samuelzins5089]

My English teacher overheard me talking about this to a friend during our poetry unit and even though he didn't hear me say the title, he asks in front of the whole class "is it go the fuck to sleep?" That was one of the funniest days of that class. The fact he was familiar with this was awesome

[@I_have_a_70_i_love_it_though]

Awesome teacher

[@samuelzins5089]

@@I_have_a_70_i_love_it_though Aside from that being a funny moment, he's honestly the best teacher I've ever had

[@ElphbaNightelf-jx4xl]

@@I_have_a_70_i_love_it_thoughLMAO! Hysterical that you’re Eric.Cartman. I was a teacher and my sophomore students nearly shit their pants when they discovered that a couple of my favorite movie scenes in the the world was Uncle Fucker and Kyles Mom’s a Bitch from the South Park movie. That year whenever I was having kind of a rough day and it was noticed, someone always found a way to get close and whisper/sing “Shut your fucking face uncle fucker” and I’d start to laugh. I’m a very old woman now and occasionally put the movie in my dvd player just to laugh.

[@I_have_a_70_i_love_it_though]

@@ElphbaNightelf-jx4xl hahaha you seem like you’d be an amazing teacher and I’ve been watching South Park for awhile now because I had no internet and it was the funniest dvd we had And I’ll agree with you the kyles moms a bit*h was hilarious I was rolling on the ground for at least 3 minutes after that

[@long-hair-dont-care88.]

​@@ElphbaNightelf-jx4xlThat is adorable an wholesome while simultaneously fucked I love it an you God bless.

[@thrashertshirt2899]

Kid: “but I’m not tired!” “Damn I must have Alzheimer’s because I don’t remember asking”

[@deanmillar2267]

@@lyrablack8621 please learn to take a joke

[@Wercia777]

@@lyrablack8621 bro

[@thrashertshirt2899]

@@lyrablack8621 woah, woah, woah, woah, woah Woah Woah Woah It was an attempt at humor Calm down sir

[@looniemoonie5955]

@@lyrablack8621 who made you humor police? You can joke about anything. About death too. And Alzeheimer.

[@thrashertshirt2899]

@@lyrablack8621 what the hell are you talking about?

[@JaxsonField-go3ei]

Bro said "shut the f*ck up and go to sleep" got me rolling

[@markcollins2666]

I showed this book to my cousin, an ultra Christian conservative Calculus professor, who had never even HEARD of Samuel L. Jackson. She latched onto this in a second.

[@daragoldlace5332]

Funny story with this. So about two years ago, my mom was spending the week at my house. I had a smart tv, which will automatically switch from Netflix to KZbin if I decide to connect my phone to it. Anyways, my mom didn't know I had a smart tv. Well one night I decided to go to bed early, but I couldn't sleep because she was binge watching "Once Upon A Time ", up until 11 or so. I'm not a night owl. So I decided to send her a "divine message". Using my phone, I casted this very video to my tv. Her reaction was priceless. She said, "F you, Netflix, let me watch my show. " XD

[@mile9314]

😂

[@Shin-lh9ih]

Lmaooo

[@javiermendoza9607]

HAHAHA AMAZING

[@ezqwenthur6370]

yo wtf bruhh you should do it again if she dont go the fvck to sleep already

[@brucewayne2955]

💀💀😭😭🤣🤣 LMAO

[@granziii12]

What Mace Windu read to Anakin the first night of Jedi training.

[@arrowskywalkertheweirdo]

This is canon

[@12DAMDO]

my KZbin recommendation at 1AM is goated ngl thanks Samuel L Jackson, i will go tf to sleep now

[@Homeland_er]

I actually unironically fell asleep listening to this

[@DreamerFromTheDepths]

I feel like this is something Samuel L Jackson would actually read to his kids.

[@balls5597]

and his children then would go the f*** to sleep after he does

[@gigiw6333]

😂 My daughter said she could see Samuel Jackson reading this not more than 2 minutes ago 😂

[@YaBoiAshX]

You would be surprised how awesome of a parent he would be

[@timeless3336]

change Sam Jackson to every black parent and here üe have a good explanation for sone things🤦🏻‍♂️

[@kolgax2064]

I wouldn't be surprised. What reason would his parenting ability be questionable?

[@epapa217]

This is definitely how Samuel L Jackson reads to his grandchildren

[@ishootmovies2]

As a man with no kids, I cried literal tears as I went the fu@& to sleep 🛌 💤

[@VeracityLH]

Any parent who has stayed up all night with a sleepless child appreciates this.

[@VeracityLH]

In fact, anyone who has cats appreciates this as well. Freaking nocturnal arseholes.

[@karinasummers3044]

My baby was wailing for the past 45 minutes, but this actually calmed him down. He even giggled at “you know where you can go? The **** to sleep.”

[@blimblam3778]

Awesome 😎

[@cowboydan507]

I don’t know rather to be horrified or impressed.

[@gamechip06]

You are so evil and I love it.

[@marksoliven1189]

Hahahahahaha

[@marksoliven1189]

How come you can do all shit but not go to sleep? Hahaha

[@tristanthomas5006]

Most parents: "No way am I reading that filth to Becca, she's 5". Sam L Jackson: Reads it to his grandchildren every fortnight.

[@shoeboi4596]

“Fortnight” two weeks is a scam

[@sunnybearbuds]

LOL! Nice! He probably wouldn't even wait a fortnight!

[@danefuentes3877]

Fortnite is a video game… 😏

[@matthewtedeschi5646]

​@danefuentes3877 look up the definition of fortnight its an actual word before that game was made

[@sunnybearbuds]

(fortnight= 14 nights= 2 weeks; at least that's what my Brit friends tell me)

[@indigosue3070]

Bless you. There's not one person who ever had anything to do with a cranky kid who has not felt this way.

[@ayellowllama9602]

I love how this showed up when I refreshed my recommendations at 1:48 A.M.

[@TheFishbowlSyztem]

“I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit! Lay the fuck down my darling” My brother swears he's hungry whenever he has to go to sleep, my Dad definitely understands how this feels. Lmao Edit: Sorry for messing up the words-

[@shawk952]

Perfect timing lol

[@Legendary_Starlight]

he said it differently XD

[@dcnation1558]

My sister.

[@winterbunnyxx3760]

1000th like

[@LongShowerz42]

@@winterbunnyxx3760 LOL, I saw it was 999 likes so I was pressing the like and dislike button over and over again.

[@dankore6966]

I like how he’s slowly falling into insanity the more he reads it

[@theultrawarrior7448]

Typical of that kind.

[@Dayyan69420]

he's just going the fuck to sleep.

[@R41ph3a7b6]

Agree

[@donnadaisy333]

😂😂😂

[@auntydale3379]

You should watch Jennifer Garner's version.

[@Ethan-kp4vz]

This got recommended to me at 6:49 AM while pulling an all nighter, KZbin don’t gotta call me out like that 😭

[@FerretTwister]

This is pure gold. Playing this for my puppy

[@MrTiberus1701]

My mother read this story to me all the time but her version didn’t mention all the animals but the rest was nearly identical.

[@EddieOtool]

Your mom was quite the caring type wasn't she?

[@DrDoomBloom]

😂😂😂

[@tristanthomas5006]

This was in 2011. You sound young.

[@lettersivewritten]

Next time, don't skip ahead because that might not be what actually happens, IRL. That's a QUANTUM physics bag. I'm here all week.

[@Southernconjurer]

We were all so mistreated 😭🤣

[@tkhotatia1163]

Hearing Samuel L. Jackson curse is one of the most satisfying and hilarious things on the planet.

[@ultimateassassin1152]

I have only found this recently but have watched in an ungodly amount of times. Absolute masterpiece

[@wis3099]

im crying dude, i just got recommended this at 4:45am 💀💀💀

[@broggy52]

I shit you not, I'm watching this at 4:45 am too

[@gabeb940]

This man curses in a very soothing and genuine way. Good night y’all

[@IsaacStoneWolf]

I can imagine a bunch of kids sitting criss cross apple sauce while Samuel L Jackson sits in a rocking chair with this book reading it to them.

[@tsherwoodrzero]

Imagine it during Kindergarten naptime. That shit'll go viral.

[@BlueydaHeeler]

I remember those days. Sitting criss cross applesauce in elementary school in the library while the Liberian read us a story. Good old times.

[@daws1620]

What the hell is criss cross apple sauce

[@o1aa3hjuqe]

@@daws1620 crossed legs I think

[@luisg9827]

@@BlueydaHeeler I still have the voice of the librarian engraved in my memory

[@teresalawrence792]

This is my go to when it is is past midnight and my toddler refuses to give in and go to sleep. If nothing else it keeps me from losing it. *and yes I am playing it now for this reason while she babbles to stay awake*

[@joeghoul7121]

I fell asleep after listening to this 😴 💤

[@patriciaadams3010]

Perfect. I bought this book years ago and read it as a "bedtime story" to my son... when he was about 16 and staying up til 3-4 AM. ❤

[@audiboy6670]

Fr?

[@purplediamond5867]

Did it work?

[@patriciaadams3010]

@@purplediamond5867 I wish, ha ha! But we had a good laugh. And he keeps it by his bedside!

[@linneathesystemsdruid308]

My dad did that to me, only I think I might have been 13-14

[@ultrawaveyt5582]

i was the 16 year old. it would've been half funny half terrifying if my parents tried that LOL

[@zincpuwo9212]

Sequel to the book: "Why are you still not fucking asleep!"

[@pablosegura4375]

Third book, Wake the fuck up!

[@ninjanate072]

Fourth book go the fuck back to sleep

[@sersastark]

LMFAOOOO

[@ryutosetsujin]

There are already 2 sequels, which are titled, and I quote, with a line from the book in brackets: You Have to Fucking Eat (The sunrise is golden and lovely. The birds chirp and twitter and tweet. You woke me up and asked for some breakfast, so why the fuck won't you eat?) Fuck, Now There Are Two of You (I have wonderful news for you, darling. A little brother or sister is coming----what fun! As for me, my life's pretty much fucked now, because two's a million more kids than one.) And a children's version of Go The Fuck to Sleep called "Seriously, Just Go to Sleep" which changes stuff like the whole "I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit stop lying" line to "I know you're not thirsty. You just had a drink. Stop goofing around now, and sleep." These are gold LMAO

[@zincpuwo9212]

@@ryutosetsujin oh. Thank you for telling me!

[@kenwelch198]

Such a sweet moment between a parent and child captured forever!

[@wingscozynook]

bro, that ending was EVERYTHING 🤣🤣

[@thejedicounciloffical]

So, this is what master Windu was actually doing when he told us that he was just going to teach the younglings.

[@MatthewPogi-md7oq]

“Take a nap, Skywalker”

[@zrATT_]

@@MatthewPogi-md7oq take a fkin nap*

[@ultimusone2968]

Skywalker seems to have mastered the art of putting younglings to sleep, though.

[@thejedicounciloffical]

@@ultimusone2968 We sense great darkness in young Skywalker.

[@edviza1935]

He’s too dangerous to be left awake!

[@fiyoritakeshi2129]

I play this to my child every night and she really does fall asleep to this lol

[@septiplieraddict20wattpada38]

Parenting done right

[@Grace-mk2hr]

Yo. Not gunna lie.. I've done this too....

[@amanda_marie1643]

You’re winning as a parent right now. Good job 👏

[@samuelvoorhees3982]

Your a good parent

[@lil.dgotthejuice3443]

Best Parent in 2021

[@ezbeck9201]

As a kid, I had really bad insomnia. I wish I would’ve had this because I know for a FACT it would’ve actually helped calm me down lmao

[@iateyourfather92]

I literally don’t have any kids but I can feel my parent’s struggle right now

[@sunnybearbuds]

It's just impossible to picture anyone doing this better...I absolutely love Sam!

[@moongoddess8568]

Maybe Morgan Freeman. Would love to hear him agitated.

[@briancrawford8751]

Werner Herzog did it better.

[@GalderIncarnate]

Sir David Attenborough comes to mind lol.

[@remixcnk]

If he was alive...George Carlin

[@sunnybearbuds]

@@remixcnk Ooooo....Good choice! I didn't even think about that! Well done!

[@AAAAAAA504]

The fact they got him to do this gives me faith in humanity

[@sunnybearbuds]

Amen.

[@ryansenft3315]

The perfect narrator for the story!

[@grammerpolicedeputy6913]

Got him? He probably enjoyed and wanted to do it

[@thecommoncollector]

Isn’t this AI?

[@warcrimeswilly]

​@@thecommoncollector Does this sound like AI? AI generated voices don't have the inflection and they have strange artifacts in the voice. Also this was made 5 years ago

[@RoseBarnum]

I’m a young teenager. Somehow Samual L Jackson and his role as Nick Fury have gotten to through lots 🖤

[@thepubicheir950]

appearently this existed for 6 years already. Words cannot describe how disappointed I'm in KZbin for not recommending this earlier.

[@shrubbee445]

Why the hell didn't I have bed time stories good as this when I was kid?!?!

[@flourwasmostlikelyhere]

You're lucky your parents even told you bed time stories

[@josepedrogaleanogomez4870]

Well i didnt too. My parents would quite literally say to me "go the fuck to sleep". Goddamn i love them.

[@flourwasmostlikelyhere]

@@josepedrogaleanogomez4870 those are good parents right there

[@BasedPeanutButterEnjoyer]

@@josepedrogaleanogomez4870 based

[@poo_man]

@@flourwasmostlikelyhere your lucky you had parents

[@lgtwzrd]

As a parent comes of age, they realize that it takes about 40 years for kids to finally go to sleep at a decent hour.

[@UmatsuObossa]

As a 35 year old...yeah, haven't started sleeping at sane hours yet.

[@rexjolles]

@@UmatsuObossa "what do you mean your name's not mom?" -man, aged 24

[@SuikodenGR]

Yep 😂

[@lgtwzrd]

@Zephyrean judging by your ignorance, I bet you are half the age of what my profile picture depicts.

[@rexjolles]

@Zephyrean probably has kids lmao

[@PRIME_DETECTIVE]

Crazy that 3 people have all been recommended this randomly i swear every year this must he randomly recommended

[@joshhyatt526]

My daughters just started sobbing and screaming begging me to turn this off. 10/10 Great story before bed

[@melissaporterfield6840]

One of my favorites! It’s hysterical and frankly, if you’re a parent, grandparent, or roped into babysitting your young niece or nephew, you’ve been there!!

[@zooky7921]

This is me with my younger siblings, I definetly relate to this book

[@user-ek3ok3wh3y]

You know everyone has at least thought this lol I know I did when my kids were little

[@Las645]

As a aunt… I definitely had my “ got the fuck to sleep” moments 😂

[@relentless_shotgun8207]

this is what i'm telling my body at 4am when my eyes just open and refuses to let me go back to sleep GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

[@gretathuumberg]

Bought this as a joke gift for my parents. They loved it

[@veronkun5690]

This book made me laugh out hard . Good decision 🤣

[@Zsullivan27]

@mrbeastt Rick roll

[@bhf9292]

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[@corpig4021]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MilkT0ast]

How dare you!

[@valentinvazquez7074]

This is so beautiful 😢 just a gift for mankind 😊

[@Buddyx76]

Academy award for Best Actor in a Bedtime Story

[@wolfy9549]

Kid: *Finally falls asleep* Sam: *Turns to wife* _What happened here was a miracle and I want you to acknowledge it!_

[@Happygg6]

Classic

[@toadonline6494]

Bro I actually fell asleep to this

[@gioisgoof9217]

didnt ask but whatever

[@toadonline6494]

@@gioisgoof9217 lol ik

[@gioisgoof9217]

@Lukas Borck didnt ask but hey, go off

[@gioisgoof9217]

@Lukas Borck cool shit man, its a shame no one asked

[@TheKitty699]

@@gioisgoof9217 hol on let me use moody blues to figure out who tf asked

[@slikeiscecks]

The writing itself is already superb, but Samuel L. Jackson's reading transports it into a whole new dimension of perfection. I fucking love it!

[@TheDixieDerg]

The fact I got this in my reccomended at 3am is a perfect reminder that I need to go to sleep.

[@CletusTheFetusDeletus]

Child: I can't sleep without getting a drink Samuel L. Jackson: I see the council has come to a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it.

[@derianvandalsen]

Basically what I told my board members the other day

[@obi-wankenobi7899]

I understood that reference. But language

[@kourii]

@mrbeastt Dude don't you have something better to do?

[@MrFullphat]

@mrbeastt LAAAAAMEEEEE

[@dyslexicstoner2408]

The Winter Soldier is a masterpiece

[@cameronhardee7425]

Words cannot describe how happy I am to discover this masterpiece.

[@curiouslyme524]

Same! 😊

[@laimaravillon895]

I too. Right now

[@michellearmstrong2086]

Played this for my kids and they slept so sweet 🥰😂

[@titangirl161]

I feel this is every parent's constant battle every night

[@zorza8907]

I can't believe this man just literally cursed my insomnia away

[@arkisenn9895]

This is an adult reading a kid's bedtime story and adding their own thoughts to the narrative.

[@prettyvacant3605]

Shut up... And go the fuck to sleep!

[@kickingsumo8073]

Stfu and sleep you bozo 😃

[@flourwasmostlikelyhere]

Shut up no it's not and go the frick to sleep

[@user-bq6yz8xh9i]

Why hasn’t this won any awards?? 😂😂😂

[@darkstarmoonshadow8892]

IKR

[@bxxmb80]

Hilarious brings back the times I lay next to mine pretending to be asleep so they'd sleep... Hour later I'm fast asleep and the kids gone downstairs n watching tv 😂😂😂