F**k, Now There Are Two of You

Story Time with Tom Foolery
Presents…
F**k, Now There Are Two of You
Written by Adam Mansbach
Illustrated by Owen Brozman
Narrated by Tom Foolery
This is a real 'kids book for adults' and is available to buy via the link...
www.amazon.co....
This is clearly a joke and not intended for kids.
C U Next Tuesday...

[@Starzelux]

Hands down the best narrator

[@Usernoobmaster]

Pain train?

[@cybop_crazy8858]

Hello prosciutto r u good? Hope ur new boss treats ya well that is, if you survived

[@Dr_Corp]

@@Usernoobmaster main train dain

[@mariamabdul3641]

Omg Prosciutto 😳😳

[@lei1407leany]

man even my guy prosciutto says this is the best, and it is

[@cheezkid9676]

Weird how he cusses every page, yet he still manages to sound like a kindergarten teacher while reading

[@ashqzi]

💀💀💀

[@ImDarkran]

@@ashqzi 🗿

[@embroideredragdoll]

Wait the narrator’s a dude?

[@benjr6214]

@@embroideredragdoll Yep.

[@thecaynuck4694]

They sound like a woman though

[@MatsuSenpaii]

I hope there's a prequel of this Story, like: *_"This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them"_*

[@iTomFoolery]

Prequels can be tricky if they're a bit "forced" ;)

[@rice6083]

Is this a children book

[@MedicTheToaster]

@@rice6083 No

[@imofficiallyinsane2312]

@@iTomFoolery tom? you ok?

[@69fire]

@@rice6083 yes

[@Walter-wo5sz]

Babysitting isn't that hard once you get the first beer in them.

[@maxdino26]

A shot of vodka works too

[@caincain2228]

Wtf

[@DerickIs2CoolYT]

I LOVE THIS NARRATOR SO MUCH 🤣🤣 Adding a whole another twist to the story, I love

[@daniariddle5929]

“This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!”

[@bobc821]

Best narrator in history of mankind appreciate your work

[@iTomFoolery]

Very kind of you to say, thank you Bob.

[@boksugoks9312]

As they say, this is gladly depressing hahaha. I do not see anything wrong with this, it's actually a good way to be frank and break down reality to your children. Approved 👍

[@trapgaming4010]

What the hell?!?! This guy is the best narrator ever

[@astepbehind982]

0:50 "I never knew love before you came" And now she no longer knows joy because he *'came'* again

[@Lokiii.]

"As for me, my life's pretty much fucked now"

[@Pete_Ness]

My all time favorite story teller. No questions asked.

[@IluvTama]

Dr octopus after seeing 3 spiderman: Fuck, now there are three of you

[@hamzasajjad6792]

Lmao

[@LushiGaming]

I love your video’s iTomFoolery , you literally make me laugh so much-

[@drupjamserebote1985]

I really love this narrator not just of the stories adult jokes but also hes really good narrationg it

[@Yiseris]

Hehehe so funny 😂😂

[@Oofyxl]

Bacon

[@Yiseris]

@@Oofyxl :)

[@fincrazydragon]

LMAO! Makes me glad I never had any little brats. 😂

[@darkforestzombie218]

I don't think i will ever have children.

[@screm8379]

I am wheezing at the title rn

[@TA-ti9jb]

Shutting up is the hardest.

[@secondbestsull7541]

Wish they would release a child-friendly version called Seriously, Now There Are Two of You.

[@lgbtqcommunity1136]

Literally the best books I've heard and seen in a while and please keep on making this amazing and fantastic childen's book! Will read to my kids one day

[@o.lyandzberg2784]

They even showed two dads with children!

[@robertcorbell1006]

@@o.lyandzberg2784 I wonder if "#2 Dad" is the catcher, for one. Plus there's the fact the gay couple is letting the kid get away with murder while the single mom is ready to dole out an ass-whooping. The book is an equal-opportunity offender and I love it.

[@azgoodra]

It’s a miracle that this is a children’s book

[@Keznen]

It's actually not. It's just a parody.

[@KayleeNeedsANewBook]

If you think this is for a child you are ridiculous... obviously for the parents . A laugh "haha"

[@nebthegamerartist6662]

How does he not lose it this guy is working wonders hahahah this channel is amazing!

[@remellenewell1495]

Still pissing my self laughing had to show my mom this one... I’m the first of her 3 kids... ok I’m grown now but I couldn’t help myself

[@Repturus]

now this is the best one.

[@maximum_axiom]

Explains why I'm an only child.

[@shadowfirethesarcastic9517]

We engage in a mild amount of story time.

[@The_mrbob]

"Fatricide", I'm losing it lmao

[@chillah7795]

This feels like adult swim but a comic

[@o_master362]

There is no way this is a children’s story.

[@LeapyLad]

oh no, it definitely is

[@Bugermanchi]

What you talking about . Did your parents not read you these books .

[@crimson9748]

What? My parents always used to read me this to sleep.

[@mrnobody2683]

So glad i had just 1

[@windowslonghorn2278]

I can’t breathe

[@issabellarblx3667]

This legend: fuck Me: *bursting laughing*

[@kjl3080]

wait, this is the "go the fuck to sleep" guy right

[@PRIME_DETECTIVE]

Bro why do we just get recommended weird books randomly like every 3 years

[@o.lyandzberg2784]

1:21 This book even shows same-sex couples! Truly this is the best kind of books

[@robertcorbell1006]

Also, notice carefully that the black single mom is holding a shoe. The little things in the illustrations are just as funny as the story itself.

[@kevincaruthers5412]

Paying attention to the story and not the politics, I never noticed. The story is the wanton destruction of your usual lifestyle when the second child comes. Gender/sex/age/etc of the parents doesn't matter. Therefore, it's irrelevant.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Maybe it's just a short-haired lady. Not that there's anything wrong if it isn't.

[@o.lyandzberg2784]

@@GlassesnMouthplates it's not, because that person holds the cup with "No. 2 dad" written on it. Usually it would be "No.1 dad", but it jokingly implies that No.1 is the other dad.

[@kevincaruthers5412]

@@siriusbees It shouldn't be. But it is.

[@mrphantom6988]

I cant tell if this man reads storys like this on purpose or not

[@youtubelabeledmeapredator826]

Runs up and tackles my Tommykakez!!!!! Emma loves you!!!! Ty for my bday comment!!!! You made my month!!!! Pregnancy is quite the bout!!!! Lol please wrap it up!!!

[@kanyeeas8524]

this got me wheezing hard lmao

[@Takingwhtsnoturs]

YES HE FINALLY UPLOADED

[@アンドリュー213]

poetic

[@soniclightspeed3390]

I love these

[@alexpro5256]

F**k Now There Are two of you me hahaha what!

[@codzy3532]

if you 2 are going to college........how the fk are we going to pay that in his snotty englsih tone bwahahahaha brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[@misterhot9163]

Tuesday’s are great again!!! 😂😂😂

[@ishmael_company]

the i-movie transitions are top tier transitions

[@juvenalcorvelo1012]

I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE THESE STORIES!!!

[@spacex6997]

Me when I see two wandering traders in Minecraft

[@Ajayscent]

I felt this title deep in my spirit

[@eater8131]

Man I swear this narrator is the definition of cool

[@TheDoerOfRandomStuff]

I read this like Samuel L. Jackson was reading it

[@siroomik]

This actually helps me sleep

[@Acrrux]

Tell me master, how did you not even giggle once

[@cyrotic1557]

The british accent makes this so much better lmfao

[@Iconic.Fish89]

MY LUNGS ARE CRYING 🤣🤣🤣

[@nebthegamerartist6662]

Legend says even the poshest of the posh can’t figure out what he’s saying

[@mikayadeseron]

TomFoolery presents: Why the f*** is there piss in the the drawer?

[@georgiefacchinni3429]

OMG, hahahahahahaha, I peed a little. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@TwinkleMaddie]

If I remember correctly, I saw the book appear in KIDS SECTION of the book store…

[@TwinkleMaddie]

@SpaceBlox the book in this video

[@jes3d]

finally more!

[@chris2fer1977]

Very nice. I've got twins and both in college. And no they never shut the f-ck. I wish we were doing something at the end. See I stayed for the whole thing

[@ag6nt]

how hard can i laugh at this

[@RadiantInkii]

Sound like a Sibling Problem.

[@sogelnation]

Love this channel

[@rally618]

that was a funny ending LOL

[@mrdodioi]

Where do u get these books? Or do u make this? If u do make this i will read this to my baby cousin. Wait, fuck, now theres 2 of them

[@Ian16545]

For some reason, this story reminds of _Marvin_ (the comic strip)-and his parents Jenny and Jeff's constant trying too hard to raise Marvin right... except if *it* were the case, it'd be called, "Fuck, Now There Are Three of Us".

[@sajalinahwasimin5778]

This is great meme I ever had

[@Web_2567]

I actually saw these being sold in a baby store. There was "Go the F*ck to sleep" and "Eat your F*cking food"

[@stellameredith1433]

Or rather, "You Have To F*cking Eat"

[@Army_Dog]

My sister was bron when I was 2 or 3 and I don't remember life being anything like that

[@alexiseamane.francisco8479]

Realy nice title of the book

[@dvishunintendoed489]

Why is the last page always the eeriest

[@faderxotic6331]

great now they are not even trying to hide it

[@hunter_is_epic69]

Tomfoolerys sub count is 69.6K

[@ecc0006]

babies aren't hard to take care of after the invention of adoption centers

[@ajayrulezzz]

3:42 They actually make a point here

[@freedomspromise8519]

Ha! I wish I could share this our eight children. They might take offense. We love them all, but there were days.... They all turned out to be fabulous human beings despite their parents' attempts to royally fuck them up.

[@shadowfirethesarcastic9517]

I would think if they are adults now, they are considering having kids. You might be doing them a favor.

[@freedomspromise8519]

@@shadowfirethesarcastic9517 Already have seven grandchildren.

[@fancyepicreal]

itomfoolery in 2023: oh shit theres 5 now

[@mattbickle2621]

Fucking awesome 😁🤗🤗😂😂

[@gus1394]

amazing 👏

[@robertconquest5497]

And I have 3

[@tocajustin6465]

best book ever

[@RayKttailPage]

Definitely getting them to shut the f*ck up for a moment was definitely the most difficult. Not sure I ever succeeded. 🤔

[@sutrblx5546]

It's funny to hear a kids story swear

[@ericgriffin397]

Awesome and funny 🤣🤣🤣.

[@laurajones5865]

Important contribution to English Literature. Must be handed down from generation to generation.

[@someidiotbot4290]

My parents to me when I turned 7 are really like this

[@CosmicDisturbance]

Chills vs Tom Foolery

[@cyrussbug]

Congrats on 69k

[@Bruh404-i4e]

The only thing is that these books if they are played in schools they may be addicted to these.

[@nelsonthen884]

And this is why I don't want to have children period

[@ler0848]

This is going to be humor in the 30’s

[@kyronsaybay7399]

Bro I'm laughing rn

[@TheLunaticMoonEh]

OK if i had a child this would be his story time

[@ecc0006]

kids ☠

[@SuperNerdyBros01]

Please tell me what drug this guy was on when he was writing this

[@jasonrouse6912]

So f...ing true. 🤣

[@LUDWlGVONKOOPA]

This was literally me when my second cousin was born

[@planesytchannel2096]

Did the narrator just said DA BABY!?!?