Goat Simulator (PC) James & Mike Mondays

[@JamesNintendoNerd]

We're nearly at the 2 million subscriber mark! Thanks so much to all the fans who have subscribed and watched our videos since I created this channel nearly 10 years ago! We had no idea at the time there would be so much interest in some silly videos about old games. Anyway, James and I are filming a new AVGN episode later this week that I am very excited about! Seriously, thank you guys for watching! -Mike

[@donzele2]

Congratulations, guys!

[@dannylewis8397]

No, thankyou for all this amazing content for so many years. You've entertained me and so many others throughout my child and into my adulthood. Great work guys, it can only get even better!

[@TheGomGomBoyThaiConsoleGamer]

+Cinemassacre i like how u guys legit had fun , like me and my friends when we play silly games

[@heidid3646]

qnd btw congrats ! xD

[@Hefenstahg]

Congrats, ive been watching on and off since 07!! I love you guys. Great vid

[@Amocoru]

I've never seen them have this much fun playing a game before.

[@nickwilliams6621]

Neither have I haha

[@aimfuldrifter]

It's not "fun", just laughter at the flawness and weirdness of the game :)

[@aimfuldrifter]

Are you mad little fanatic kiddo? :) The game's engine isn't stable and the physics are awful. Deal with the facts :)

[@aimfuldrifter]

Gary Wilson "Fun" is a subjective thing. Faults are factual. They were laughing at the weirdness of the game.

[@aimfuldrifter]

Gary Wilson - That is also your subjective opinion, yet the facts are that the game is somewhat faulty. There are games which are much more fun and much more advanced/polished. They were deriding a little bit at the game's ridiculousness which isn't a true FUN. Just like Mike have said in "My Horse Prince" video - they like to try some bad games, just for the laugh factor. It's about how bad or weird these games are, so it's actually not a good fun, just some gecking. You don't always say: "That was a fun game" when you laugh at the ridiculousness of it. Fun and funny aren't the same thing. Simple :)

[@alessandrobozzi7085]

After seeing so many times the Nerd so fucking pissed at whatever he's being put through, seeing him laughing his ass off and generally having the time of his life isn't just refreshing, it's downright _heartwarming._

[@dngr_4209]

He’s acting

[@striker0]

@@dngr_4209 So are your parents, acting like they love you.

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@dngr_4209 if anything, he was holding back

[@fecardona]

This is the Happy Video Game Nerd

[@ClaudioTV2005]

Why James dosen’t made a spin-of of AVGN?

[@oswaldfigglebottom]

Hey Derek it's me Derek!

[@Fak3Cake]

Dying-Of-Laughter Video Game Nerd

[@HaplessOne]

@@succanucc496 what's yummy

[@thesinlord8695]

That's the magic of goat simulator

[@Troydan]

This might be the funniest video to date

[@sjlynn1304]

YES

[@cactisanderman]

+Troydan except for the fact mike's voice was way too high pitched

[@TheMrRuttazzo]

Two guys laughing "surprisingly" doesn't make the video funny.

[@JamesMichaelDoyle]

+TheMrRuttazzo no but the ridiculous shit going on in the game does.

[@anakireigns1435]

heeeeeeey, its you, cool

[@xXTwigManXx]

This is the greatest fucking reaction to anything that I have ever seen in my life, holy shit

[@xXTwigManXx]

+Twig Man They really need to play newer games a little bit more often so that we can see their priceless reactions. Obviously they shouldn't do it too much because then they'd get used to modern games but every once in a while would be awesome

[@AtlasBlizzard]

I've never heard Mike laugh with that ferocity. This game broke him. James too but Mike just lost it beyond belief

[@JamesNintendoNerd]

This game slayed me. I dont know why haha -Mike

[@Witregel]

Cinemassacre reads the comments. Class!

[@markpugner7340]

His laugh sounded like Evil Ed's from Fright Night. Highly contagious.

[@jamespalmer6678]

+Mark Pugner Damn you're right he laughs just like evil! "Aaahhhh hhhaa Haa hhhhaaa hhhaa oooh oh you're so cool Brewster"!

[@ungabungainc.1691]

Cinemassacre what were you guys on during this video? Whatever it is, I want it

[@fazhound]

Alright, how many of us want part 2 of this? *raises hand*

[@rexacan2]

Me too

[@swanclipper]

+Falconpunch ssshhh. *raises hand*

[@sirspookybones1118]

yes

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

+HellHounder1240 Dude that would kill them.

[@mauriceschmidt24]

Absolutely!

[@jockbeems4798]

Hey guys, I know it's like 6 years later... but when I need to laugh a lot, I watch this. It's a barrel of laughs! Thanks James and Mike.

[@JReeces]

I've never seen you guys laugh so hard while playing a game, hahaha.

[@mercenarysantos]

That's true, haha

[@sonicking2004]

+JReeces Yeah, I really enjoyed watching them have a good time. They really need to do more videos like this.

[@kg4boj]

they were both pretty stoned...

[@tvtimetravel]

+JReeces That's just what I was gonna say! LOL!

[@CatManDoom84]

+Peter “Crackpot Pete” Carlson drugs for sure hah. or alot of rolling rock lol

[@Pinka13]

*The two were found dead from suffocation a few hours later...*

[@hellbaron3145]

Because they may have smelt you

[@robertjenkins6132]

James covers his mouth when he laughs, like a polite Japanese woman.

[@MrTheil]

+Robert Jenkins Lol you're right

[@JohnSlopReacts]

whoa

[@jovialnobody]

you win most hilarious random comment of the day.

[@frankbrazil7918]

Robert Jenkins hes got rotten tooth

[@TouhouGaijin]

Best comment.

[@thekubzscouts]

Congrats to all of you guys at Cinemassacre for 2 million! Been watching you guys since 2007 before I had an account and glad to see you guys still pumping out quality content. Thanks for keeping me entertained during my childhood!

[@matminecraft01]

Didn't expect to see you here

[@thienbaongo7997]

Bro- That Dude himself watches Cinemassacre? Unexpected to say the least.

[@dirtysanchez2007]

YOOOOO JAY WASSUP

[@shawnbateman79]

This is still probably my favorite James & Mike Mondays video. The level of hilarity is off the charts and the video always puts me in a great mood. No matter how shitty of a day I've had, videos like this always make my day immediately better.

[@SteelbeastsCavalry]

Mike and James, the two most genuine "REAL" gamers on youtube.,

[@ElGenkiDama]

SteelbeastsCavalry for real. At least these two beat or understand games. Egoraptor ( as much as I love him) plays games like a complete idiot and forces bad jokes.

[@LikeAntennasToHeaven]

If there was a history class of videogames. I would get straight A's because of these two, also this video is fucking beautiful.

[@nappokaikai]

This is one of times I question that.

[@radioguy1667]

James and Mike* ...well, someone had to

[@gerragotheallidile]

@@ElGenkiDama True

[@SuperFromND]

You guys should send this video to sick patients, this is gold!

[@lnsullivan422]

Super Ah, the Patch Adams method. Always works like a charm

[@101Volts]

Won't work on them all. There are those who don't appreciate symbolic imagery of a goat destroying lives, property and itself.

[@AnArchyRulzz]

Gonna bust some stitches laughing that hard haha

[@ShadowAkatora]

Mike turning into The Joker really puts a smile on my face..

[@d13ndr1der7]

ShadowAkatora it’s the smilex getting to him. Lol

[@mikemoss6045]

The epitome of "Its not a bug its a feature"

[@Azfar90]

R.I.P. Crane Guy 1977-2016

[@AnthonySDurant]

Damn if he lived in a apartment I wonder what his neighbors would think hearing goat noises and then a guy saying "yeah baby." Lmao at 9:30

[@frostare]

Ohh hahaha, that'd be a sight.

[@NostalgiNorden]

And with added Goat-sounds on top ;)

[@ian-gs2ky]

i heard its pretty common in muslim countries

[@Uruween]

OML 😂😂😂🐐

[@smackclack192]

@@ian-gs2ky AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[@djfurlowjr3494]

You know I've never seen James so happy and good looking

[@tombstonepizza2299]

DJ Furlow Jr your right about the happy but theyre always good lookin

[@facethestrange15yearsago81]

This is the sexiest he's ever been. Hot to trot 🙄😂

[@joe-bughorn3351]

Wtf kid

[@sugarlol1326]

@@facethestrange15yearsago81 uhhhhh...okay.

[@VSSnackhouse]

@@facethestrange15yearsago81 🫤

[@th3paran0id]

I've never seen James laugh this hard since Big Rigs.

[@BonesAlexander]

I always love returning to these videos of two buds giggling like children at this ridiculous goat games, it takes me back to when you would go over to a friends house and have fun while dying of laughter.

[@notxewpuff8774]

1:28 That snort was so powerful it brought me back to the past

[@d13ndr1der7]

PK Clan to play some shitty games that suck ass ?

[@clipboss8052]

@@d13ndr1der7 Would you rather have a Buffalo take a diarrhea dump in your ear?

[@dsadams17]

"OH! BOUNCY CASTLE!! BOUNCY CASTLE!!"

[@marinerman]

dsadams17 I AM THE KING OF THIS BOUNCY CASTLE!!! - The Prince of All Saiyans.

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

9:08 Just in case you were looking for it.

[@BrainComm487]

Their laughter is funnier than the game. :)

[@angelbast3rd133]

+BrainComm487 This game blows. I just enjoy James and Mike lol. I'm amused by how many people praised this video and it wasn't even funny though :b

[@TotallyRadical]

The only JMM video I laughed as hard as this one was the Horse Prince Mobile game episode they did. 👾🤣🤣🤣

[@josephrich402]

i come back and watch these to remind myself of simpler times

[@HamStrokers-Ejacula]

The pure joy these two are experiencing speaks to me on a spiritual level.

[@HamStrokers-Ejacula]

squick1842 it's pure joy. They're not always in character, you realize.

[@lanecriddle1124]

This game had me and my son in tears. Especially when we learned you can attach the goat to something with it's tongue. Did that to the roller coaster. Flings you all over the place and broke the physics of the game. Great times!

[@byoonable]

This is one of my all-time favorites. They're so happy. Truly contagious laughter :)

[@JurassicToys2000]

I haven't seen James laugh this hard since that one Mailbag episode...

[@ThePixelProfessor]

Which

[@Pretty_Rad]

+The Pixel Professor Mailbag Ep. 3

[@bouchandre]

+JurassicToys2000 Live like a windrammer as you fuck!

[@JurassicToys2000]

**James struggles to breathe** "I can't even read the last part out loud!"

[@ThePixelProfessor]

I think the guy was trying to say, ram her as you fuck.

[@thetman0068]

Someone needs to put that thing on a Tshirt with the quote "It's shootin pizzas! It's shootin pizzas!"

[@xIncisions]

This video encapsulates a certain joy you and your friend get from discovering a game so RIDICULOUS and the hours of fun that come from messing around in it after - it's absolutely beautiful

[@emilio7222]

Mikes laugh

[@emilio7222]

2:03

[@RetroRupp]

+The Fart Goblin Dat snort! XD

[@HUYI1]

+Shoga san lol that was the best part

[@RetroRupp]

HUYI1 I know! That was great! Haha XD

[@escape093]

7:55

[@endrankluvsda4loko172]

Still one of my favorite Cinemassacre videos of all time lmao

[@m0-m0597]

ikr

[@Sinvisigoth]

Fuck google; this is my new homepage.

[@uNkLeRaRa4]

8:36 - Either Mike or James laughed so hard they shat themselves hahaha

[@the_bassiah]

Two grown men dying of laughter over a game about a sentient goat. A pure masterpiece.

[@Jettscreamer99]

This is my "Go To" Video when I need a laugh... This video never gets old. (James and Mike's Infectious Laughter)

[@AoiTheDragon]

I can't f*cking breathe! XD

[@setsers1]

xD

[@juananguiano6929]

+TheSonyFanGirl1 Fucking*

[@geckomoriahreborn8447]

+xXUNSC VETERANSXx f***ing*

[@AquaTheInkling]

+TheSonyFanGirl1 SAME

[@TetrahedronDash]

+TheSonyFanGirl1 Me too XDD

[@MasterIckolasOriginal]

Its their laughter that makes this video. That pure joy of them laughing. Perfect

[@tomferrara7884]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen James laugh this much in my life

[@Haiyami]

And they didn't even discover the goat could lick things. They would die from laughter.

[@asecretworthkeeping]

I kept waiting for them to find the lick feature. Opens up whole new worlds.

[@stupidsexygamers8277]

I honestly haven't seen them have this much fun with a game in a while. Great to see guys!

[@LittleLordSissy]

very true these guys seem like they were having a blast

[@Maximus_was_here]

Their laughs are contagious.

[@blueravenfire]

this is probably the most fun they have had doing these let's play videos.

[@SotNist]

+Kimberly M. 'cause they're filthy casuals

[@SotNist]

252Dazz252 sounds like someone is a filthy casual lol

[@SotNist]

252Dazz252 lol @ you playing competitive Goat Simulator

[@gabrielmendes9700]

During my english class I remembered of this video and started laughing so hard my teacher told me to shut up

[@MapleMaf1a]

Gabriel Mendes Your teacher sounds like a real jackass.

[@dovic2293]

or it could be he was supposed to be learning but instead he was fucking around watching youtube videos?

[@MapleMaf1a]

Dovic You also seem like a jackass.

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

@@MapleMaf1a yea

[@crystalhagerman7147]

🤭

[@ordinaryJeff]

Holy crap, trying to drink beer and watch this was almost impossible. I need to get this game.

[@frostare]

Dang, hope your keyboard or whatever you're using is fine.

[@gamersgut8695]

Its also available as a download on PS3

[@aimfuldrifter]

It's possible all right.

[@communitywatch1687]

Gamer's Gut ps4

[@SuperPeterok]

is it on Nintendo Switch?

[@BloodWraith777]

The glitch gremlin is strong with this one.

[@optiprimal4280]

I'm gonna be honest, this game was bait made for lets players, but, you guys made this work with flying colors. Great video

[@ridingcdaoveritfilms8892]

The hardest I've ever seen mike and or james laugh. Absolutely awesome 👌

[@feandesign]

6:09 - he was a LJN employee

[@tgcv4444]

HA.

[@akeyrtainment8507]

sure he is. or maybe Fred Fuchs

[@gibsondanny]

This is probably the FUNNIEST James and mike mondays youve ever done.

[@stevenglansburg856]

+Danny Pearce you look like a midget

[@gibsondanny]

+Steven Glansburg good to know.

[@gibsondanny]

+squick1842 yup. insulting, yet admittedly funny. just to clarify, I'm not a midget

[@stevenglansburg856]

Danny Pearce midgets are awesome, if i was a midget i'd dress up as a dwarf every weekend. i thought it was a compliment.

[@gibsondanny]

+Steven Glansburg if you say so, but midget is a derogatory term.

[@McFlingleson]

I never thought I'd see someone react so calmly to a goat walking into the house and trashing the kitchen.

[@prath000002]

I was laughing just because James and mike were cracking up.

[@CrudeBrothers]

Congrats on hitting 2,000,000 subs!!! James & Mike, you deserve this as much as any other channel ... you're my all-time favorite KZbinrs ... you have set the bar so high for the rest of us and make everyone else push to be better ... Thanks for the endless amount of laughs and creativity :-)

[@GoodHunter9]

+The Crude Brothers never expected to see you guys here lol

[@doublebassman123]

+Chase Mathis what is your profile photo from?

[@CrudeBrothers]

Weeaboocrusher LOL ... never mind

[@GoodHunter9]

Weeaboocrusher It's Highschool DxD

[@doublebassman123]

k ty

[@all3nplayzgames577]

The pure joy these two get out of playing a game like this is so great

[@SweetTaLe]

I haven't found goat simulator funny for the longest time, but I can't help but to laugh with these guys. Amusement is contagious.

[@ResalePrimeDirectives]

God damn, James and Mike sound like they're about to die from pure laughter at some points.

[@FirestoneX]

me too

[@George-kz5hb]

I still watch this episode on its anniversary every year. It quite literally never gets old.

[@the1ucidone]

I must express my feelings. The joy from this video, brought tears of laughter to my eyes. My face hurts. Truly amazing. Thank you!!!

[@BunkPhD]

I have seen a couple of people play Goat simulator but never did anyone have this amount of geniune fun! Absolutely contagious! Love you guys!

[@bonerpoop3160]

Mike's laughter makes me happy

[@TJOmega]

This has to have a part 2 at some point. I can't believe you did all that and never showed James the demon goat.

[@MadderR3d]

+TJOmega Also the lick feature. They need to experience it

[@Stringslayer559]

funniest James and Mike Monday video yet

[@permachub524]

These guys have such great energy and chemistry together

[@DasherBeats]

they should play skate 3

[@conjointoates]

yeah

[@atranfanatic]

+Im Ziv I have that game. Really weird. lol

[@zukodude487987]

+Im Ziv Would be cool.

[@fogboyenterprise2724]

+atranfanatic lol skate 3 isnt weird at all!!

[@alibobble]

+Im Ziv Yeah they can play as meatman!!

[@lyravega6577]

Seeing you two have this much fun in a game reminds me of old times. Me and a friend would sit down and enjoy any game, and have a good laughter while doing so.

[@starluxstudio619]

This feels like a glimpse into an alternate timeline, where James Rolf has a show called the Ecstatic Video Game Nerd.

[@Sniperkitten971]

"It's not a bug, it's a feature."

[@VeggieGamer]

My god, I don't think I have ever seen James so happy in a J&M Mondays video! XD

[@slick_Ric]

i love how 4/5 of the way through James comes back to reality and remembers the jetpack and soberly asks Mike what that was even about. that was edited in so well, i found it funnier than the actual funny parts. and this whole thing had me smiling

[@slick_Ric]

then, "oh there's all kinds of things" and James, "let's try em out!" with that smirk hahaha something about the placidity of that moment is so good

[@rokkenrobyn9767]

@@slick_Ric then they got a ska-daddling monstrosity 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@Kentama]

I don't normally rewatch Let's Plays, but I've watched this video at least 4 times already, so funny.

[@nikolauswilliams3124]

same

[@Synthwave89]

Ditto. Playing this playlist in the background while doing work is great

[@FITE_ME]

People, if you don't laugh at 8:26 something is wrong with you. +Cinemassacre This is an all-time highlight.

[@joeedgil5388]

NicholasMollison

[@rehmanarshad1848]

😂😂😂

[@phantomfalcon1204]

I laughed at the dude on the right

[@nanotfound1042]

í did not bite me

[@smackclack192]

Something is wrong with me then

[@thelyokomemelord]

It's 2021 and this is still one of the funniest videos they've ever done.

[@mrsaintsgodzilla21]

If these guys haven't played it already, I hope James and Mike check out Pepsi-Man for PlayStation 1.

[@ahskidden]

Viewer logic "they sure are laughing a lot they must be on drugs" it's not that hard to have a good time you know smh (edit "without drugs")

[@daywalker3068]

IKR

[@Kurachi84]

+Tenlights Gaming i never think that when someone is laughing his ass off, but most do think like that then again, i grew up in a time when comedy was in everything (80's and 90's), and we did a lot which people now think only people on drugs can do laughing about nothing, making jokes about anything (without being called racist or sexist) .... i miss the good old times, now its more old people at younger ages, than actually having fun and not being offended by everything seriousness, bah these days everything is racism and sexism, while humor is hard to find.... for them, not for me call me childish, but i like people laughing their ass off having fun like this

[@Mahaka_35]

+Tenlights Gaming There is a huge difference between "having a good time laugh" and "on drugs laugh" that was DEFINITELY "on drugs laugh"

[@Mahaka_35]

double post :/

[@vicegirlsusa]

+Tenlights Gaming -- "it's not that hard to have a good time you know smh" No kidding. All you have to do is take some drugs and BAM -- good time.

[@athens9740]

James deserves to have a good laugh after playing too many shitty games.

[@Fak3Cake]

I'm sure he enjoys making the videos about those bad games. And imagine the fun he must have had making episodes such as Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout!

[@athens9740]

@@Fak3Cake That's the joke because the character he plays hates the game but in real life he likes making the video

[@Fak3Cake]

@@athens9740 of course 😁 and several times, you can actually notice him trying so hard not to burst out laughing while acting all pissed 😅

[@DarthDavid79]

We need at least 4 more hours of this

[@bonethrone]

he'll yeah we do

[@dr.dylansgame5583]

+Darth Fraeblood yep

[@Dommbuscus]

3:30 Nooo, Go In! Please, You Needed To See That! :'(

[@TheNerdySasquatch]

Almost a year later, this is still some of the funniest shit I've seen. Mike and James' reactions are priceless, but I think this game broke Mike's sanity. This game needs to be an AVGN episode.

[@projectzs]

the commentary consisted off HAAAAAAAAAAAAEHGH fucking amazing 10/10

[@ruebnn]

Its so refreshing to see some dudes genuinely laughing from a game that almost every one has played.

[@TARDISFanMan]

this is true friendship, just two dudes laughing at a crazy game together

[@SpeedBoost]

This has to be hands down the happiest I've seen you guys on James and Mike Mondays.

[@UnluckyUrsine]

Swear to fucking god, I choked laughing at least 8 times. This one was great.

[@dylanbaron__]

My favourite James and Mike Mondays episode ever.

[@CrazyKosai]

I have never seen James and Mike have so much fun.

[@onepunchboyprime6139]

Its awesome to see them having so much fun.

[@MysticWolfMagic]

Anyone else a little annoyed that they never licked anything? That's the best part!

[@SueDNim]

Watching (and hearing) these two crack up is funnier than any game could ever be.

[@gamesessions]

All this fun and they didn't even discover the lick button yet :)

[@FoxMcCloudFF7]

This is by far the BEST James & Mike episode ever. Whenever I'm having a bad day I'll start watching this. They are genuinely having a great time with it and this even sold me on the game!

[@hectorespinoza3446]

You know its real laughter when someone starts snorting, rofl.

[@lelabotoxique]

The best J&MM episode I've ever seen.

[@phantomzone2725]

The best part is Mike's laugh. Nobody can be serious with him laughing and snorting on the background.

[@Hellchen317]

Made my day! Watching you guys playing the game is way better than actually playing it.

[@xCoMiXx]

Sheesh, most of the people I've seen barely get this entertained, you guys are joyful as hell!

[@pureo_nikku]

"I'm shootin' pizzas!" James's delight :D

[@Untouchaable]

I feel that every gamer should played this at least once.

[@alexwilliams4944]

+Intimidation i play it when im drunk