Goblin Slayer Abridged Ep.1 (Schmuck Squad):

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[@jled787]

"The Only 'Good' Goblin is a 'Dead' Goblin, so let's make these Goblins 'GOOD'!" - Goblinslayer (Schmuck Squad 2018)

[@BNuts]

Which is why people want to see what GS makes of Rimuru's Hobgoblins and Goblinas.

[@agentsmith8568]

I love this quote.......

[@lordcommissar7813]

@@BNuts they would die :(

[@ShadowWolfRising]

@@BNuts I'm just imagining how he'd react to Warcraft Goblins. Being all confused they are just capitalists who trade with the other races, are intelligent, and have females. He'd be so confused by the Goblin Cities like Booty Bay.

[@CobaltContrast]

I like rewatching this with this guy. Who is this youtuber?

[@lunaproc4913]

The benefits of having a masked character. No need for lip synching

[@pancakes4552]

sean lee i know right

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Also why Nail and Kami being in Piccolo's head was genius.

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

sean lee It provides so much freedom to the team dubbing over it, since they can basically do whatever they want with the character.

[@JonRoxton]

Goblin slayer said more sentenses in one abridge episode than orginal one in entire anime

[@9Godslayer]

The clinically insane are usually very chatty.

[@Airier]

And this is the best type of insane. The fun to be around kind (up until they stab you in the face, that is).

[@CommanderM117]

i see

[@bensupersaiyangodbrony71]

@@Airier are you going to react to the latest episode of seven deadly smucks

[@eduardomunoz4387]

@@Airier He would never stab you in the face!! ...unless you are a Goblin. Then yeah, your face is alrighty cleave in half

[@Tottleminerftw]

Goblin slayer sounds like someone who kills demons on mars.

[@Link-re8pv]

Daniel Heywood He is Doomguy incarnate

[@nog6885]

RIP AND TEAR

[@aegis2108]

@@Link-re8pv He's the Doomslayer's ancestor

[@pancakes4552]

Doomslayer ancestor huh didn't fall far from tree then

[@ShadowWolfRising]

The dub actor is literally the motion capture actor for Doomguy.

[@nes819]

Let's be honest. Guild girl onely gave them the gobblinquest because Instadeath by a dragons bite would had ben to mercyfull for that nobrainer of a groupleader.

[@Vales55]

I agree. I think she wanted them brutally murdered. That's why she promised a dragon quest if they somehow survived. She wasn't taking ANY chances on their being around to annoy her much longer.

[@Airier]

Yeah, pretty much how I was looking at it too. She knew exactly what they were getting into.

[@lolikumadesbear1999]

She only gave it to the loser group to make Goblin Slayer nervous, so he would come more often, before others do HIS quests (I'm joking, ofc)

[@Airier]

@@lolikumadesbear1999 ... You might be joking, but I could actually see that becoming her stated reason in the future.

[@lolikumadesbear1999]

@@Airier Or she goes even further. A date for a quest. No kiss, no goblins😊

[@joshuaseagondollar2495]

"The only good goblin's a dead goblin! SO LET'S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!" I need that quote on a t shirt yesterday.

[@SaintVakos]

Insane and chatty goblin slayer. This is true happines.

[@StarlessAria]

4:37 I am SOOO glad I'm not the only one who immediately associates 'Endbringer' with Worm.

[@Talon102-db7nk]

it's a beautiful take on what would've happened to goblin slayer if his mind broke in a different way from the actual anime. in the anime he becomes a quiet, stoic adventurer only interested in killing goblins and keeping his family safe. in this, he's just a man who was broken beyond belief that it just became his new personality. he says it himself. he's filled with rage and beans and spirit and pride and heart and soul and rage and beans. spicy beans. he's literally taking his anger and madness out on the goblins.

[@Morec0]

This one had me run over with "NOPE! TRY BETTER!" and "Wait this isn't stabbing, let me try that again... No, that's not it either. *insane person shudder* ".

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

"I'll get it right, *e v e n t u a l l y* "

[@brandenjenkins9479]

“Can you invoke a shit, cause I don’t give a shit!” Best line! Great reaction video as always Airier, can’t wait for the next FGO stream

[@DrinkyBeery]

You missed out by not watching with the subs on. The subtitles had some of the best jokes.

[@CAlex46]

i like how they add in bits that only showed up in the manga adaptation of the main LN like fighter and mage's backstories and the thought on the goblin totems as sex toys.

[@chainsofenkidu2057]

The leader had the same voice as Tatsumi..... yeah his death was certain the moment he got that voice. And definitely fitting.

[@jackfreeman96]

In the subtitles, it says as he dies, *Tatsumi getting Akame ga Killed*

[@Kortegard0341]

7:10 the gem on top is the actual medium, so the goblin basically just made it a wand.

[@kaollachan]

for some reason that goblin slayer as a TFS vegeta vibe to it, especially when he say "mine mine mine!"

[@nickshaffer80]

he gave me a TFS Alucard, as while Vegeta’s personality flaws were turned to 11, Alucard and GS were minmaxed to 20

[@RangerPredatorRed]

You should've watched that episode with CC. The subtitles made that episode way more hilarious.

[@seanraby7479]

Holy Shit! You referenced Worm! That is extremely cool! The moment I hear his sword name I immediately thought of the Endbringers.

[@albinshkembi1234]

Same I was pleasantly surprised at him mentioning the Ziz above all the other Endbringers.

[@industrialsunflower]

@@albinshkembi1234 Nothing but respect for my girl

[@runicvision26]

The goblin shamen made me laugh my ass off.

[@Codex951]

I like the show and manga, but damn the first episode made me go "Oh god, why am I watching this?!"

[@noahmasi9368]

You know what Worm is?! You just became my favorite person.

[@mrmastaofdesasta6994]

Wow, that Evocation-Girl turned into the Legendary Yamada Tae really quick

[@Spullap]

I love the D&D references in this abridged

[@colinmasterson666]

“Quick. Run to the Goblins for safety!” Airier 2018

[@Airier]

I stand beside this comment a whole 27 percent!

[@davidsphere43]

Goblin Slayer is now just a Doom Guy/deadpool mix. Absolute motermouth

[@Xxstevo69xX]

I never seen this one, but I'm glad you've shown this to me. I hope they continue this. Great reaction!

[@26th_Primarch]

"Do just you hate fun?" Also get back to reacting to Alfabusa's TTS PLEASE! and watch Bro Trip 40,000 before Sly Marbo Hero of the 41st Millennium...

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

He has a schedule, my dude. Next one should be out in four days.

[@26th_Primarch]

@@KahavaveCAPIPI I hope so...

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

You don't have to hope. Literally just look at his uploaded videos; he releases one every seven days. Just like he does with most ongoing series. Usually the only time he breaks that is when he has trouble with copyright.

[@26th_Primarch]

@@KahavaveCAPIPI My Commisar has informed me that "Hope is a dangerous thing... Hope can lead a man to heresy" *boltpistol being cocked* please disregard the last comment I made.

[@Airier]

Nah, there's no way I'm not going to watch more TTS. It's such a good series there's no way I would ever drop it.

[@MrJocklimewood]

This one was so friggen funny. I died. Epic job. "Did they goblinate the cheese?"

[@peeweeweepee6024]

Guild girl also has a thing for GAAAWBLIN SLAYER, would be interesting to see what she does

[@declanmugford987]

Goblin slayer is a relative of ban

[@swivelshivel6576]

Declan Mugford Goblin Slayer is just Ban that got drunk, found the armour and decided that goblins needed a bad day

[@sylum9580]

i thought his voice found familiar lol

[@Airier]

New headcanon confirmed.😁

[@Dominus42]

they're all members of the Yukihira clan, GS just yells "goblins" instead of "boi"

[@Deathmaster2100]

"Hey cap'n......GIMME YOUR SWORD!"

[@embran8486]

I know it's terrible to say, but DAMN NOW THOSE ARE PROPER SCREAMING IN PAIN SOUNDS! Big thumbs up to the VA's here. Wayy better than in original (though the screams while being r@ped off-screen were also pretty good).

[@regiman222]

3:26 "No, if we send you dipshits at the dragon he'll get mad and insulted, stomp you all into the ground then come down from his mountain home and burn down the village. Better to let Smaug sleep and eat the occasional goat, he hasn't killed and/or eaten people in like 100 years"

[@coldestfrostx4]

GAWBLINS!! next time you watch it turn on captions adds a bit more spicyness

[@michaellatner975]

It makes most sense that goblin slayer is insane, mostly due to his backstory.

[@rustkarl]

I agree with you, rooting for the goblins at the start

[@keondramcintyre3444]

First Tenya,now Ban. All in all 100% greatness.😶

[@homerojauregui8760]

Deadpool as goblin slayer

[@Cure_Hana]

1:24 Priestess didn’t actually say her real name. She said, “I’m here to apply.”

[@thezambambo2184]

Why do I imagine the Ruins battle music from Darkest Dungeon in every incarnation of the cave scene?

[@Airier]

Having just searched out that tune, probably because it's scary how well it fits.

[@bootwiththeloot4348]

Rewatch with subtitles. You’ll enjoy it so much more.

[@vexile12]

The subtitles make it even more hilarious

[@baronbeat2210]

The moment she said “guy who would not die easily” I got an ad for seven deadly sins!

[@mck0027]

GS actually sounds like Christopher Sabat.

[@Lastofthesigilites]

Wizards can cast whatever school they want. The subclass only effect your features. Evokes can totally pull a rabbit out of a hat with minor illusion.

[@terrorbilly3367]

man you should have turned the subtiles on that video they are truly legendary

[@hotwill100]

Thank you for reviewing this

[@grimreaper894]

Goblin slayers voice is what I think of when I play doom.

[@JimBeamFiend53]

16:10 Oh my god! He killed Hawk!

[@luckyshot2574]

You have to watch these WITH subtitles. It's getting even better^^

[@theswordofthemorning9055]

This is what happens when you roll Nat 1's for days I speak from experience

[@Tahu33446]

Watching this with the subtitles on was fun

[@Xxstevo69xX]

Also realized this is even funnier 1.5x faster.

[@averypetterson6811]

YOU NEED TO WATCH IT WITH CAPTIONS

[@Mangamad7]

I was wondering when you get to this version of the abridged...even when I found out (from your previous videos) there was other Goblin Slayer abridged.

[@theemperorofmankind7706]

Banditos is goblin slayer...I'm happy in my pants

[@DarkStarBlackOut]

Abridged goblin slayer is how most of the doom fandom portrayed the doom slayer

[@darkreflection9087]

What a game of Dungeon and Dragons is like

[@thesaltybeard1793]

IS THAT A FUCKMOTHERING WORM REFERENCE!?

[@Airier]

Either that or an unintentional WARD one (haven't caught up on that one yet). :)

[@hansolav5924]

they didn't use blades, they used clubs. don't need their broodmothers moving, much. :)

[@seanmcmillan3668]

If you love this you should rewatch it with the Closed captions on. They modify them so there’s additional jokes and jabs along with the regular parody voice over 😂

[@theemperorofmankind7706]

You REALLY should have opened the Canadian subtitles of it...it's comedy at its highest.

[@hansolav5924]

is it just me, or does the fools torch illuminate the hidden opening when he speaks about his blade....without anyone noticing? ach... :)

[@CoyoteCamouflage]

Make sure you watch it with subtitles on.

[@sebcw1204]

sadly, before i could finish the abridged series, it has been made private. as in, just yesterday i was watching my playlist of them, and today, they are unavailable. i'm even having a hard time finding the channel it was originally on.

[@BridgeKidsCultist]

Grimjack’s channel was hacked along with the Schmuck Squad and the hacker is deleting all their videos. Hes posting updates on twitter

[@sebcw1204]

@@BridgeKidsCultist thanks for the info.

[@appealingblaze3952]

Rewatch this with captions There some extra things in there

[@nemo0036]

Wish you watched WITH THE SUBTITLES ON. Because the captions can be pretty hilarious. Case in point from this episode: [Lvl 10 Goblin Sniffing]

[@crafter2454]

5 level one characters kills two dragons first time.

[@blazeneon5701]

TFS Vegeta: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE mine

[@dudebro2638]

Now rewatch it with subtitles on, trust me.

[@vicenzostella1390]

Especially the Canadian subtitles.

[@garretthochmuth4522]

Great video, Great reaction. also, you going to react to part 4 of JLwar abridged and the rest of the DCabridgedUniveres vidoes?

[@AnimeIsArt21]

Legit he reminds me of Duke Nukem.

[@stormtrooperaiming9711]

I guess the sword was true with name it brought him to his end

[@Neutral_Tired]

no, they did not give her a name, she said "I'm here to apply"

[@GrimReaper1613]

Now needs to watch it again with the subtitles on.

[@umagangmorning8894]

Its actually christmas in november so the goblin was right

[@MeridianSon]

now watch it with the closed captions! CLOSED CAPTIONS!!!

[@clearsky9109]

Evoke a rabbit. Perfect timing. And omg goblin slayer is abridged seven deadly sins ban

[@prototype123ism]

Does no one not notice that GS acts and sounds like Trevor Phillips? XD Am I the only one?

[@Kortegard0341]

Fuck, he does that's amazing

[@christianallen7882]

You need to watch this with subtitles they really sold it for me

[@bryanwoomer4465]

You lost me when you talked right over the goblin peepee joke

[@yungod3628]

Did you see the evil look he gave 3 seconds in f this guy bet he loves la emeh

[@AkiseAk]

The original one was copystriked...😭

[@aexious]

Is it just me or does casting cure light wounds over a deep stabbing mean the patient will die slower of internal bleeding?

[@izzy_theog9658]

Goblin Slayer Anime: How D&D should looked like. Goblin Slayer Abridged: How D&D actually looked like.

[@fabi3790]

what I noticed when watching this and SAO the subtitles are a must in my opinion. they kinda ad to it

[@lordandromeda3352]

You missed the best thing. The english subtitels are a whole comedy for themselves.

[@ghostwriter5685]

4:38 is that a Worm reference?!

[@AtlasMays]

Effing finally.

[@bigh99267]

"MINE! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE"

[@helghastslayah1367]

It’s his GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWBLIN musk.

[@kaosking5036]

goblin slayer abridged is drunk d&d

[@wyvernnemecek595]

You should check out BridgeBrain’s Goblin Slayer, too. It’s just as good, in its own way

[@zhikos_6441]

Os it wierd that i consider the scream of the monk to be more haunting in the abridged the the actual show granted ive onle seen sub

[@ADHDgonewild7]

To be honest I always thought she said sex lol thanks for catching that

[@roberthodson8645]

2 is out, I'm waiting...

[@theelderlich3835]

I'm the Slayer Goblin Slayer baaaababababaababaabababababa

[@dr.bright6272]

Subtitles: Tatsumi gets Akame ga Killed.

[@Rycoking]

Goblin slayer=Ban The sin of idiots

[@Helltamirre]

Arcanamirium in Absolom... So, is it implied that this is Golarion? (Pathfinder default setting)

[@coadacatalin4510]

GAWBLINS!