God gives his tastiest beers to his drunkest drivers

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Edited by Slipp - / @jahn
Full list of things I'm not allowed to do or have happen:
(Skill based)
Pee my pants
Poop my pants
Crawling zombie smacks me
Scratched
Lacerated
Bitten
Death
Death #2
Break weapon
Crash car
Trip/fall
(Gameplay restrictions)
Touch Grass
Hop a fence
Drink something other than alcohol
Eat something other than bugs
Drive while sober
Get wet moodle
Didn't use a window to enter/exit a building
My hat falls off
Sleep 3+ hours at once
Moan
Chat tricks me into saying "monkey"
Left rock behind
Uses map
Wears shoes indoors
8+ moodles active at once
(Random events)
Gunshot event
Zombie's hat falls off
5 zombies trip
See a clown zombie
Hear a house alarm
Zombie jumpscare sound
Vehicle alarm
See Stuart Little
Scream event
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[@TheElusiveReality]

arbitrarily choosing to ONLY drink strong liquor instead of beers is what doomed him, beer quenches more thirst and gets you drunk slower so you wouldnt OD

[@radicalfishstickstm8563]

I mean he chose it because he could only drive drunk but yeah good point

[@Mer_Lover.]

Beer ain't real alcohol tbh

[@EffeminateCowardlyVillain]

​@@Mer_Lover. Nah, it has a good enough alcoholic content to get you drunk. Plus it's the only one I can stand the taste of so it's alcohol enough for me. For context, my opinion is formed because I just dislike the taste of the alcohol itself. It's terrible and I don't get how you people can stand it, makes me want to puke the moment it touches the tongue. The only point of alcohol is the fact that it's alcoholic and alcoholic things give you a cool status effect; Why bother with it being more or less alcoholic? The more alcoholic it is the more of a reason you should take a damn break from drinking, you don't need stuff like vodka if you take a tolerance break instead of being an addict loser. Beer is fine enough if you want to get drunk and the taste of the drink hides the taste of the alcohol (though if you, say, mix in mtn dew in a 1:1 ratio with some Budweiser, you can make the beer itself actually taste good thanks to the absurd sugar and etc flavoring in a dew) I can stand the poor taste of beer as it's not as bad as the taste of its lower alcohol content and thus hides the alcohol from my taste buds, combine that with my extremely low alcohol tolerance and desire to not waste money on pointless things because I'm a utilitarian and don't see the point of the fancier stuff if it all gets you drunk the same and the only reason it couldn't is because you've built up a tolerance because of addiction. To me, beer is the best alcohol out of them; it's cheap, poor taste that's atleast bearable, and you can't taste the alcohol. Theres no reason to buy anything harder except if you're trying to hurt yourself, at that point spend the money on therapy. I do want to try a stout sometime though, it's a type of beer so I'm more open to it especially because I hear it tastes nicer! Maybe I'll get to enjoy the journey instead of the destination. Sidenote, I respect wine drinkers. Not for me since I can taste the alcohol but I do get it; the... "spice" goes well with the sweetness from the fruit. Don't really know what to call the taste of alcohol other than "weird spice", but yeah, I still dislike the drink but full cheers to people who enjoy wine I can atleast understand the flavor profile. Otherwise, every other alcohol I've tried I hold in disdain and disgust. Free world so do what you love and love what you do but I'd love being waterboarded in La Croiqx more than I would drinking vodka or whiskey... Jack Daniels tastes like ass, and it's supposed to be one of the "finer" whiskeys? Terrible.

[@AeyakS]

​@@Mer_Lover.Light beers maybe, but there are plenty of beers that are stronger than wines like double IPA and such.

[@ThePenisMan]

@@Mer_Lover. all you’re saying right now is that you have a problem

[@Saplo101]

That moan keybind strat was actually diabolical 💀

[@frds_skce]

Chat is pulling a monkey% speedrun strat right there

[@bammythegreat]

moankey

[@LordLicoriceDerp]

That's some DougDoug levels of trickery, I approve

[@orangestickman98_2]

besides the fact that it was a different pronunciation and chat is once again showing their deprevedness

[@CottonBunn]

i saw this before watching and i have to say WHAT

[@IMortalNemesisI]

Char would rather have gotten scratched, bitten, lacerated and died than touch grass.

[@glyfen4132]

What being terminally online does to a mfer.

[@deeznoots6241]

Same

[@DeFLilly]

Only REAL gamers can live up to that

[@kelpstorm]

i read this as lactated. im unhappy now

[@souljaboy.6668]

@@kelpstorm he would love that too tbh

[@jameson7276]

>Needs to drink alcohol and also not die >Chooses the most alcoholic drink possible ???

[@Valuepak]

"I did not want to download a circle png" KILLED me

[@Capiosus]

smh not even enough effort to draw a circle png

[@slimsadie6491]

Can’t even have a circle in this community

[@Valuepak]

​@@Capiosus😢

[@Valuepak]

​@@slimsadie6491Yeah. Frankly ridiculous. Might have to strike.

[@randomname8587]

I cannot BELIEVE you DIED

[@traffecone]

Amen brother! I got 14 years in prison for vehicular manslaughter!

[@rocket_is_so_flipping_cool]

Amen brother!

[@croquemaster314]

Amen brother!

[@Not-A-Workaholic]

Amen brother!

[@The_Hanged-Man]

Amen brother!

[@SomethingWittyIdk]

Amen brother!

[@blakes8901]

pooping your pants being in the skill based square category destroyed me

[@CutestDemon]

I love how he willingly allows him to be surrounded by zombies JUST to prevent grass, blatantly ignoring cuts, lacerations, bites, death, JUST for grass... Honestly, i have to respect the commitment.

[@Muntedbug]

Proud to say I'm the dude who suggested the touch grass square and its totally fucked him in both of these Bingors. Charborgs aversion to grass supersedes all other survival instincts.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

12:06 just remove the pants. Then you physically can’t pee your pants.

[@Jofus002]

The "Moan Keybind" is an unholy strategy only employed by the most devious of tricksters.

[@ironcladking3427]

“God gives his loudest moan keybind to his most devious tricksters”

[@CutestDemon]

"THEY HEARD THE POOP, THEY HEARD THE POOOOP" Isn't something i expected to hear in a zombie game but here we are, gang.

[@justinbuddy56]

“Do you think they’ll be having alcohol in the school anywhere?”

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Check the History teacher’s office.

[@anotherguy687]

It’s Rural Kentucky in the 80s-90s soooooo

[@ThereafterJune]

Picked card 2, I'm right after the into. I love when creators add little objectives for me. I've been bedridden for a few months, so it's nice to have entertaining things to do with my mind, like really paying attention to video like this.

[@EggTime]

i fully agree :D and as a fellow card 2er, congratulations brother >:)

[@user-kc5qi2oy1j]

Sad but interesting

[@purps8050]

are you okay? hope you get better soon

[@maximilian1588]

get well soon

[@Eidako]

Like before, the reluctance to just take the "touch grass" square leads to many other squares filled in.

[@countlandshark5496]

thank you for showing us a day in your life charborg, looking forward to more vlog videos like this

[@thepaparya]

the poop into zombies hearing it and trying to kill you had me wheezing LMAO

[@thojwszckuhv.]

waiter! one hundred litters of liquor please!

[@TurbopropPuppy]

Nah man shrimps is totally bugs, Char's search result just straight-up lied to him 'cause "bug" isn't even a scientific classification for anything other than hemiptera, a specific order of insects known as "true bugs", it's a colloquialism for all arthropods and some gastropods and annelids

[@CrashOzzy1223]

1:02 bingor this, bingor that. Never rogniB.

[@thatoneslaper]

rogniB

[@TYCOIX]

more like bore:ragnarok

[@minimoose7772]

More like morb: rogniBok

[@danielthecake8617]

MORBIOUS AND ROGNIBOK CROSSOVER????

[@blacklight683]

I kinda respect him for rolling with the chat making him say mo(a)nkey

[@Torrent_0f_The_Void]

what's better than one beer? two beers what's better than two beers? three beers

[@isoknight0728]

what’s better than three beers? three beers and car keys

[@CesarPolymes]

@@isoknight0728 throw in a copy of fallout 4 nuba world DLC and you got a deal

[@Torrent_0f_The_Void]

@@isoknight0728 damn right brother

[@doorjpeg]

⁠@@isoknight0728hear me out.. an entire case of beers and car keys

[@khajiithaswares4147]

Unfortunately there's only one beer left, rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf

[@Mirrorsedgecatalyst]

forget 50% of your body being water we have 50% alcohol

[@NoahSpice]

The desperation to open that window in the beginning is always funny to me.

[@Sagnak91]

"i think thats what beetljuice.. had wrong with him" brother im audibly laughing in the first 15 seconds of the vid

[@Domiyaa]

no convention this time 😔

[@spuddragon3597]

A tragedy, really

[@FreakBob219]

Wdym

[@Cyridi31]

Self-destructive purge is not on the list this time :( ​@@FreakBob219

[@znk753]

​@@FreakBob219 probably a reference to eddie dermis who wanted to go to prunecon

[@commiedog425]

I like to imagine he was going to rockcon but since he only made it down the street he didn't feel the need to bring it up yet as it was more about the journey than the destination

[@owenkasaboski6902]

"Reads title" Amen

[@CyanStain]

The music at 24:34 went so hard and was so fitting for the tense situation it was peak tension. 10/10

[@BearBearYT]

“Yes that is a capital O and stretched horizontally i did not want to download a circle png” it gets the job done man

[@reviver6017]

i pooped myself while watching this video

[@Domiyaa]

hell yeah

[@nootmarethefunni4706]

hell na

[@thecreepysewerman8834]

let's go

[@user-iy8wt9hh4b]

you posted this 1 minute after posting. you must have been pooping yourself before this video smh

[@In_filbus_we_trust]

Heaven yes

[@The_Jumping_Box]

didn't even give the option to choose "I win" instead of the cards, dude knew he was cooked

[@itsv1p3r]

“I could find a caterpillar and hope that it gives me some water but then i might find rocks”😭💀

[@kevinmartin9674]

the moan keybind was incredible. chat never dissapoints

[@sintua]

Will someone please let this boy know he can just click the bell icon in the topright clock to stop the alarm?

[@RUSTYMOON_UK]

b ooze and bugs is my diet, thanks for the representation brother, i also never take off my hat too

[@odyga8330]

Alcohol and bugs😋

[@Eisaku2]

" Which is... I think that''s what Beetlejuice had - wrong with 'em " Less than 30 seconds in and we got solid chuckles, new sub :D

[@CorpsesReborn]

i picked all 3 cards fish sucker, you cant stop me

[@sand7677]

CARD 1 GOT A BINGOR AT THE SAME TIME AS CARD 2, YOU CRAPPED YOUR PANTS BEFORE THE GUNSHOT EVENT!!!!! Edit: After reviewing the evidence again, I was wrong. I'm sorry my fellow card 1ers.

[@Koselill]

OMG YOURE RIGHT!! I GOT SCAMMED!!

[@CassietheSassy]

2ers are just cooler thats why

[@NoahSpice]

No his overlay was on, he pooped on the ground, or well i should say, he pressed the button to poop (im bad at explaining)

[@Mer_Lover.]

Lmaoooooo, dats what yall get for choosing one of the worse numbera

[@whyme4512]

at what time? cause when he shits after passing out, he clearly stated that he clicked "shit without paper" which is removing pants, shitting, pulling them back up.

[@FeedingWolves0]

nothing i hate more than not seeing a modlist on videos like this ngl

[@andyghkfilm2287]

“More? YES dude I gotta drive!”

[@internetman8015]

When my dad drank he would beat me with jumper cables.

[@BurstyBirdy]

Real

[@justinbuddy56]

Hello Mr. Cheems

[@plaguedoctorraccoon]

Did he eat bugs though

[@greedthesin]

God gives his busiest roads to his drunkest drivers

[@fooloo415]

11:24 my dad coming home from work

[@fooloo415]

14:19 pisses himself anyways

[@spaghetti_sauce_slurper]

waiter, one million beers please!

[@kurukoma496]

I CANT STOP DRINKING

[@bakanur]

*sitcom laugh track*

[@fluffylycanroc]

2:26 That scared me so bad I ended up spilling my cup of water on my bed

[@whynot7738]

what a wonderfully spectacular video i dare say i do want to give this video RAVE reviews SO i will this is a SPLENDID video and before you ask im clairvoyant so i know its just a SPLENDID VIDEO

[@spap6407]

Goated title

[@astronauttheoceangod2357]

Charborg got me bricked.

[@Random-user22]

😐

[@hozic9929]

not gonna lie this do be kinda relatable

[@BurstyBirdy]

Something about this moment is so cool for some reason 24:51

[@kirbyis4ever]

The music really made it tense.

[@paulsharke]

"Please don't let this kill me." -me after my third Miller Lite

[@BoxyBox778]

Ok? Weak af.

[@itsmrbigsmoke862]

I like to imagine that the in game lore explanation behind this character's existence is that he's just severely mentally ill. Like he keeps rambling about a fishing trip in the big city and is convinced that if he fails the objectives on the bingor cards, the world will like blow up or something

[@babeysheep]

I would have absolutely counted worms and shrimps as bugs bc bugs are categorized by vibes pretty much

[@hendrikwhatchamacallit]

20:02 Can't have shit Detroit ❌ Can't have a shit in Louisville ✅

[@MasterOfTheBrood]

*uses A.I. and Modifications to allow twitch chat to interact with him In-Game* *stretches an "O" instead of downloading a circle png* Honestly I respect it. minimalize work where possible lol.

[@jacoby2567]

I want to thank charborg for my first ever bingor win, thank you charborg.

[@US_melonman]

Demo TF2 ahh challange

[@King-Bubel]

Honestly the chatter who came up with moan keybind was a genius

[@pappydread]

Now this is a god I can stumble behind

[@CrickBritt]

God i love bingor AND pz ... Thank you borgchar!

[@blacklight683]

0:08 *had right with him

[@InvaderTin]

He’s got the demoman diet

[@dicedoomkid]

0:55 I’m guessing cars 3 again, not editing. Also I hope this keeps going because I love these vids.

[@mikaeluhl]

Not wanting to download a circle png is so relatable LMAO

[@the_real_william]

THE ZOMBIES JUST HEARD HIM SHITTING IN THE GARAGE XDXD (19:53 TO 20:10)

[@cookie_creations2162]

Omg surprise bingor video? This has made me very happy :D

[@TheSegonma]

You could have just used a non-capital "o", which is just a circle.

[@liamwanless8467]

BOTH TIMES I GUESSED AND WON(card 3 and 2) I AM A BINGOR GOD

[@randomacc7629]

Pls keep up the videos i love you

[@Irongaze86]

I chose the right card, where’s my virtual pat on the back?

[@aquarius5264]

0:20 this has to be the first time i've heard a zomboid youtuber say louisville in a way that didn't want to make me tear off my ears. thank you.

[@SAMUEL_0967]

The next Bedbananas video starts when Charborg actually makes it to Louisville to fish. It's gonna open with him being extremely late to fishing and it will progress much the same as the other Bed Zomboid video

[@SteamToast]

I believe in card 2 superiority, 2 bingors before any other card (when he died the first time his hat fell off and after card 2 got bingor the first time he checked his map, 2nd bingor)

[@jwitsman3255]

I never thought that char moaned THAT much

[@carnivault]

under the rule of “shrimps is bugs” shrimp should be allowed 🦐

[@spaghettiwaffles]

i picked card 3 last time and it worked out pretty good, lets see if it works again

[@Jenna-hu7mp]

I am going to pick card 1, it seems like it can make a good card with it's free spot placement. Man, if you had pooped yourself instead of attracting the zombie with it, there would have been a two way tie for the cards. But dangit, I picked the wrong one.

[@bumman117]

That beetlejuice joke was awesome

[@it-seasy]

ily Charborg and know it's just a silly game. But chat: please don't drink and drive

[@fallingsuncreations9270]

Dude really out here playing zomboid bingo😂

[@ShaneT5S]

I should start going to the casino, I got BINGOR last one and this one too

[@TheBavy]

Honey where's my pants, new charborg video just dropped

[@dakota4396]

I think drinking beer instead of liquor may have been able to prevent dehydration and dying of thirst.

[@R4in46]

I love a good project zomboid gameplay

[@zoinkdob2190]

Try this with seatbelt mod, car crash injuries, and airbags for added affects for funsies

[@Tomthepug775]

God gives his tastiest drivers to his drunkest beers

[@peterrudenko4496]

Bro`s roleplaying Demoman TF2

[@jeebusmcchrist]

I don't watch Twitch streams but if I did I'd watch Charborg.

[@Siegwynn]

The title goes so hard

[@its210pm2]

I love how the progress was literally just down the road

[@erikreber3695]

I have this game but i hardly have played it. Got it because a bunch of people i watch show it off. Its crazy someone went through the trouble of remaking Mawdraw in a video game...

[@chancef3000]

7:39 HE SAID THE LINE

[@derpsakry4464]

Project Zomboid: "Hell yeah" edition

[@sugarforfree]

average day of Eastern European dad

[@user-jh5dq9vc1v]

You really should've touched that grass...

[@logan_wolf]

22:00 Heck, yeah! Card 2 for the win!

[@DefinitelytherealJohnIswear]

Speak your truth brother!

[@karelvandijk8142]

30 minutes of chrbrg, my day is good already

[@sleepyboi1350]

Bingor card one!