God Makes Boxers

#GodMakesDogBreeds #boxer #jauncydev
Learn more about boxers here: www.akc.org/dog-breeds/boxer/

[@jellyfrogo-o6808]

“You’re not as smart as me” “I AM YOU” I love this guy

[@howlrichard1028]

*you're

[@aaronwrld6165]

​@@howlrichard1028 I know ur making a point but don't be a English teacher 😂

[@user-wv1pq3kt2n]

Catholics...

[@howlrichard1028]

@@aaronwrld6165 Why not?

[@aaronwrld6165]

@@howlrichard1028 it just annoys me that we already speak English fine, we don't need to spell it correctly

[@dreampiper]

LOL "I heard there was a secret chord, that David played and it pleased the Lord, but you don't really care for music, do ya?"

[@dzbura]

Please admit you went to the comments section immediately after recognising the reference 😅

[@livlovely2707]

@@dzbura I was tempted, but I kept going...Hallelujah!

[@kawaiikoffing]

i heard there was a sneaky gent

[@drhandle4498]

It goes like this: a fourth, a fifth.

[@aster7654]

​@@drhandle4498the minor falls and the major lifts

[@JohnnyMagic13]

That David playing a secret chord joke is amazing

[@ATLGaGirl09]

Okay! Thought it was JUST me who caught that?! 😂😂😂

[@ingridrebeca1233]

Underrated tbh . Loved it

[@ingridrebeca1233]

It would've been great if He told the Angel "You don't really care for music" 😂

[@thatsthat2612]

​@@ATLGaGirl09i think everyone who's heard the song got it

[@charlayned]

Oh now, I got it totally. i used that in one of my books and it's awesome. Gotta love this guy, even if he ignores Shelties.

[@everestfalls]

"I AM YOU" damn the lore is on point.

[@teresamccarron8091]

"GO TO YOUR ROOM" "FINE" *proceeds to walk into a cloud*

[@redtablet9644]

Lol

[@rafsandomierz5313]

Well that's what you call an upload.

[@godinheaven]

Yeah me and my dad argue a lot

[@Wanderlust246]

😂😂😂

[@Raging_Godzilla]

​@@godinheaven Jesus?!

[@topgungoose90]

Love the “Hallelujah” reference. That’s actually one of my favorite songs to sing. It’s so good!

[@smikklesmingledingle]

Once there was a secret chord That David played and pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya?

[@smikklesmingledingle]

And it goes like this; The forth the fifth, The minor fall and the major lift The Lord sings through me: "Hallelujah"

[@dillongage]

​​​@@smikklesmingledinglethe minor falls and the major lifts, the baffled king composing, Hallelujah. Idk where you pulled "the lord sings through me" but its not in the song. At all. Anywhere. In any version I have ever heard.

[@dakotaswiger2441]

Same

[@smikklesmingledingle]

@@dillongage I made it up bc I forgot how it went

[@turz21]

My old dog was a boxer and he was just about the Goodest boy you could ask for. Dumb as a box of rocks, but loyal and loving to the end. Love ya duke ❤

[@vdenise]

boxers act as dum, they like to make us lough

[@char1ietuna]

Best dog I ever had. Won't get any other. Miss ya Memphis. Clowns of the dog world.

[@silverghost8258]

My nana had a boxer named Triscuit. I always thought they were called boxers because when they jump on you they use their front paws like tiny punches. I miss them both.

[@Nekophy_]

“Do they box people?” “No” *looks at my boxer you always plays with her paws* like hell they don’t-

[@hazelnut975]

My beautiful old boxer did the play boxing with his dog friends right up till he was too old to go to the park. Boxers are just the best!

[@Revenade]

Right?! Lol I picked up our boxer once and when I put her down she was punching the air like Mike Tyson

[@redfly5937]

One of my Boxer's favorite tricks is "square up." I put my "fists" up and tell her to square up and she throws paws!! 😂😂😂

[@tammyt3434]

My parents had a mix and even if his head wasn't characteristically shaped, the way his used his front paws would have been a dead giveaway.

[@silkygsd9895]

@@hazelnut975 Every single Boxer has harassed my GSD..

[@totallynotsarah17]

“Jesus Christ…” “What’s up?” “No, not you 🙄” Lol this was hilarious!!

[@rhileywyles2534]

666 likes

[@rhileywyles2534]

👹👹👹👹😈😈😈😈

[@LaughingInTiny]

Your subtle salutes to Canadian culture are top notch. I don't even have a dog, and I adore the dog content, often on repeat ...but what makes you a total genius is the way you toss inside jokes in there in layers like Inception. Well played Sir.

[@whatshername69]

“Jesus Christ” “What’s up?” “No not you” “Nobody every asked me to make a dog…” “Because you’re not as smart as me” “I AM you” “Go to your room!” “Fine!” “Ugh. Kids, am I right” “Uh… yeah… totally… This all got me dying 🤣

[@spider-man9118]

💀 Ayo, I don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events. *IF* anyone is interested, read on. *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of. religion (Christianity) is just a relationship with God along with loving others (see james 1:27) *Now, onto the evidence!!* Here's one example: Scientists have discovered that the earth "skipped" a day. The Bible explains how that happened. In the book of Joshua, Joshua asked the sun to stop so he and the Israelites could defeat their enemies. Then in 2 Kings, King Hezekiah learned he was dying, and pleaded to God to not let him die. God sent a prophet to king hezekiah who said hezekiah would live. Hezekiah wanted a sign, and that would be for the sun to defy the law of inertia and go back 10 degrees. NASA confirmed all this and did the math (look it up for more info). We also found Noah’s Ark hanging out in turkey, along with anchor stones marked with crosses signifying that it’s a revered place, along with altars and many other related findings. Look it up, it’s good stuff (HolyLandSite). more evidence for the Bible concerning cosmology and divine revelation in job 26:7, proverbs 8:27, Isaiah 40:22 (read on) The idea that the earth was round can be dated back to 600 BC in Greece. It was more widely accepted around the 3rd century (300 BC-201 BC) The idea that the Earth floated in space was concocted circa 500 BC. Note: time was “labeled” differently back then. for example, year 3000, year 420, year 69, year 0, year 1, year 2… and so on. Job 26:7: “. . .He [God] hangs the earth on nothing” The book of Job was supposedly written at 2100 BC. Proverbs 8:27: “. . .when He drew a circle on the face of the deep. . .” Proverbs was possibly written between 970 and 686 BC Isaiah 40:22: “it is He who sits above the circles of the earth. . .” Isaiah was written between 739 and 680 BC. This one doesn’t pertain to cosmology, but it refers to divine revelation nonetheless. So you know how the Euphrates River is drying up? Well, guess what? People in the Bible are saying: “Been there, done that.” Read on to learn more. Isaiah 11:15 “The Lord will dry up the gulf of the Egyptian sea; with a scorching wind he will sweep his hand over the Euphrates River. He will break it up into seven streams so that anyone can cross over in sandals.” Revelation 16:12 “The sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great river Euphrates, and its water was dried up to prepare the way for the kings from the East.” How did they know about this? You tell me, my fellow Zoomerz. Now for evidence outside the Bible The Holy Spirit exists. I was suicidal for 9-ish months, but then I read John 3:16, and poof- the big sad went away in one night. Also, look up John Gabbana's (boonk gang) testimony. Dude did a lot of wacky stuff. He's changed now. Check out “Delafé Testimonies.” They got some good stuff as well *YOU CANNOT DENY THE WORK GOD DOES IN PEOPLE’S LIVES* also, the soul exists. someone i know (i won't say who- privacy reasons) saw their soul leaving their body. like pulling off a band-aid, except it doesn't hurt. *There are also non-Christian sources who have confirmed the existence and divinity of Jesus, some of which were hostile towards Christianity, such as:* Thallus (52 AD), who said Jesus lived, was crucified, and confirmed the darkness and earthquake that followed Christ’s crucifixion; Tacitus (56-120 AD), who called the followers of Christ “Christians,” confirmed that Jesus was crucified under Pontus Pilate’s command; Talmud (400-700 AD), confirmed that the disciples were martyred for their faith, and confirmed Jesus was executed the day before the Passover, and said Jesus had “magical” powers; Pliny the Younger (61-113 AD), who said that the Christians thought Jesus was/is God in the Flesh (God the Son); Phlegon (80-140 AD), who said Jesus had the ability to predict the future, and confirmed that Jesus was crucified during Caesar’s reign, confirmed Jesus rose from the dead, and confirmed He showed His wounds to confirm He was crucified; Celcus (175 AD), who said Jesus was born of a virgin, said His father is a carpenter, and confirmed Jesus had miraculous powers; (See cold-case Christianity for more details) Here’s the physical evidence of Jesus and His Resurrection: 1) No persecution would have started if He hadn’t come back (even the disciples thought Jesus would never make the ultimate comeback) 2) The Roman soldiers would have paid with their lives if they failed at their jobs 3) there was a 2-4 ton rock that 11-12 guys would have to move (The disciples deserted Him, remember? They didn’t have any help. Everyone said, “Crucify Him!” major L to those opposed to Jesus) 4) there was a Roman seal which was a metal pin that sealed the tomb stone (they would have to break that off; there were well-trained Roman guards there as well). 5) Stealing the Jesus’s body isn’t something the disciples would do (besides Judas. Although he hung himself after feeling remorse for betraying Jesus). 6) the disciples wouldn’t die for what they knew would be a lie. (The lie being Jesus never made the ultimate comeback. They were called to not be liars. I mean, they hung out with the Son of God/God in the flesh. Come on, now). faith, science, and reason, people (as we all know them today, and as it was before all those things were tarnished) Brothers, what have we done. look at us. look at what we've become. This isn't right. we're wasting time going on about girls and sus drawings that don't give a f*ck about us. What is the point of lust? Why do we do this? This doesn't fix our problems, doesn't make the stress and pain go away. repent to God, friends. We must stay focused, brothers, on what really matters. I'm only 17, but I'm telling you, in the words of johnny cash, "sooner or later God will cut you down." I don’t want you to suffer like I did/do. *YOU WILL LOSE ALMOST EVERYTHING IMPORTANT TO YOU! PLEASE, FOR YOUR SAKES, REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS! SAVE YOURSELVES FROM YOURSELVES! It’s a pit you *CAN NOT* get out of. *AGAIN, I DON’T WANT YOU TO SUFFER LIKE I DID/DO! I LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU TO TELL YOU THIS!* He is, to quote Skillet, "better than drugs." He is also *WAY* better than lust. love is greater than lust. You'll find out that this is true. love may hurt, and same for lust, but lust will keep you chained down, eventually killing you mentally, spiritually, emotionally, and possibly physically. AGAIN, I DON’T WANT YOU TO SUFFER LIKE I DID/DO! hell was never meant for us, my fellow youtube user. it was for the devil and his squad, and God gave us the Way out of there since we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. God knew we were wack, but He decided He He’ll come down and help us, despite our unfaithfulness. most relationships (like friendships, romantic relationships) aren't like this. Very few, but not a whole lot. hit me up to learn more about how science proves the Bible or just about God in general

[@lunathesootyowl6502]

Boxers are so amazing. Their entire personality is just vibrating with happiness

[@politicallyincorrectpanda]

Just wrong!

[@sharksaresupercooldude]

ive got two boxers and they are the best!! one is 2 years old and one is 11 years old. fun fact my old girl was born 11/11/11!!

[@lees.9597]

They do box though. My Husky loved Boxers because they like to play prancing on their hind legs, like a Husky, but he was confused when it started boxing, like- Uh what are you doing?! Those moves are pointless in a street fight! Better run rich boy! The boxer was like, you're on, pretty boy! They had fun!

[@filmdiva6840]

@@politicallyincorrectpandayes you are

[@raneplayz6707]

My uncle has 2 and then one of my cousins has one and they like to jump on you but they are very friendly

[@fluffysheap]

"Here's the new breed we're working on, it's called the French Poodle" "So it's from France?" "Actually, no, Germany again" "Perfect!"

[@the2gdman953]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ShwetaGupta-hd6yk]

Also the Great Dane. It's actually a German Breed.

[@noneofyourbusiness27]

What?! Why is everything I know wrong? Urg, I swear.

[@TubeSurfer898]

Probably because it’s not actually called a French poodle. It’s just a Poodle. People added the French later (incorrectly).

[@nikolaytekuchev136]

​@@ShwetaGupta-hd6yk In German it is called "Deutsche Dogge".

[@celestialfox9282]

I grew up with boxers and I absolutely love them. Especially when they get really excited and they wiggle themselves into a ball lol

[@shannonmariehauck]

Miss your golden voice Leonard. 😭💖

[@Intoomanyfandoms]

“You’re not as smart as me” “I AM YOU” “GO TO YOUR ROOM!” “FINE” 😂 I’m dead

[@Bo_Burnham1985]

Same

[@expatannie6958]

Last part is the best: Uggh, kids. Am I right? 🤣

[@stxrryartz]

@@expatannie6958 Yessss

[@pvredove]

Lol

[@noonespecial9704]

Just shows how confusing the trinity really is XD

[@Whisper_292]

"Isn't that going to confuse humans?" "Probably. " "Perfect! Let's send it into production!"

[@-Some_Random_Chicken-.]

LOL😂

[@Loralanthalas]

I'm convinced most convos up there end this way.

[@HolyNEvil666]

:') if only he didn't get it wrong... they absolutely do box people.

[@darkwhispersstories47]

​@@HolyNEvil666 thats probably a patch god added later on the line to fk with us xD

[@jennifercameron7257]

" I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord" "hallelujah is such a beautiful song I really dig that 😁 you have the best sense of humor thank you so much for sharing. 😁😂

[@jukeydragon2728]

As a boxer owner, they do be boxin'. But funnily enough weren't named for that trait. XD

[@Rocko_Rocky]

“Isn’t that gonna confuse humans?” “Yeah, probably” “…” “Perfect, let’s send them into production!” 😂

[@stxrryartz]

LOL

[@ericthered2963]

Some Gods just want to watch the world burn.

[@clmoss83]

My parents had a boxer. He was dumber than a box of hammers but he knew no strangers. You were his bestie as soon as he laid eyes on you.

[@charleston1789]

This is possibly my favourite ever description of a dog

[@rangerslayer2260]

I guess 'no thoughts, empty heads' is not limited to certain breeds. Like the Burmese Moutain

[@eva-w]

: ) mine had boxers too. The first one was really smart, understood many words, knew and followed lots of commands. The second one...yeeeeaaah...not the brightest candle on the Christmas tree. Both were absolute love bugs.

[@nany_quinha]

So thats where the name comes from huh

[@rangerslayer2260]

@@eva-w Boxers have... interesting personalities. You'll have opposites of the same coin. One could have great intelligence, the other like he's running on his last brain cell but trying his best in the world lol

[@karipack4715]

I had a boxer growing up and she was the sweetest dog I have ever had ( and she was a rescue, I still don't know how someone could dump her)

[@Emmasfunlife]

I absolutely love how he smiles. In most of his videos and he makes us laugh on bad days ❤❤

[@damyr]

I like how the God in this entire series is always excited and satisfied with any of Angel's suggestions.

[@orangeheartguy]

"it was good"

[@mrjghostbell3807]

How is nobody pointing out he called Avery large breed a medium dog 😂

[@curioussavagery802]

They actually do “box”! They’ll smack at you with their front paws sometimes while playing and it’s really adorable

[@waterdragon2224]

I was going to say yeah they kinda do. 😂 I haven’t met a boxer that didn’t try that.

[@Lucxs-co9hn]

Yeah! Mine does this and it’s sooo cute

[@DaPringleSocks]

I have one and sometimes they bite your sweater and it’s so cute

[@sadezem991]

I had no idea this was a boxer thing! This is so exciting to me 😅 My baby is a mutt and although he mostly takes after the chow and shepherd in him, his embark came back that he actually has a lot of boxer in him. The only physical characteristics are his long tongue and he is muscular under all his fluff, but he ALWAYS smacks me and it's so endearing.

[@1johnnygunn]

My great name did that too

[@TheJwbooth]

Our boxer is excruciatingly lovable and I have the paw prints to prove it

[@annabeltheduchessofdessert7700]

The Jesus part was hilarious! “Kids, am I right???” 🤣🤣

[@lucindacalabrese9864]

"Jesus Christ!" "What's up?" "No not you!"😂😂😂😂😂

[@mackenzie1555]

I wheezed 😂

[@R_Jixsifyboy]

"You're not as smart as me." "I AM YOU." He's got a point though.

[@spider-man9118]

No. No. He’s got a point Ayo, I don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events. *IF* anyone is interested, read on. *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of. religion (Christianity) is just a relationship with God along with loving others (see james 1:27) *Now, onto the evidence!!* Here's one example: Scientists have discovered that the earth "skipped" a day. The Bible explains how that happened. In the book of Joshua, Joshua asked the sun to stop so he and the Israelites could defeat their enemies. Then in 2 Kings, King Hezekiah learned he was dying, and pleaded to God to not let him die. God sent a prophet to king hezekiah who said hezekiah would live. Hezekiah wanted a sign, and that would be for the sun to defy the law of inertia and go back 10 degrees. NASA confirmed all this and did the math (look it up for more info). We also found Noah’s Ark hanging out in turkey, along with anchor stones marked with crosses signifying that it’s a revered place, along with altars and many other related findings. Look it up, it’s good stuff (HolyLandSite). more evidence for the Bible concerning cosmology and divine revelation in job 26:7, proverbs 8:27, Isaiah 40:22 (read on) The idea that the earth was round can be dated back to 600 BC in Greece. It was more widely accepted around the 3rd century (300 BC-201 BC) The idea that the Earth floated in space was concocted circa 500 BC. Note: time was “labeled” differently back then. for example, year 3000, year 420, year 69, year 0, year 1, year 2… and so on. Job 26:7: “. . .He [God] hangs the earth on nothing” The book of Job was supposedly written at 2100 BC. Proverbs 8:27: “. . .when He drew a circle on the face of the deep. . .” Proverbs was possibly written between 970 and 686 BC Isaiah 40:22: “it is He who sits above the circles of the earth. . .” Isaiah was written between 739 and 680 BC. This one doesn’t pertain to cosmology, but it refers to divine revelation nonetheless. So you know how the Euphrates River is drying up? Well, guess what? People in the Bible are saying: “Been there, done that.” Read on to learn more. Isaiah 11:15 “The Lord will dry up the gulf of the Egyptian sea; with a scorching wind he will sweep his hand over the Euphrates River. He will break it up into seven streams so that anyone can cross over in sandals.” Revelation 16:12 “The sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great river Euphrates, and its water was dried up to prepare the way for the kings from the East.” How did they know about this? You tell me, my fellow Zoomerz. Now for evidence outside the Bible The Holy Spirit exists. I was suicidal for 9-ish months, but then I read John 3:16, and poof- the big sad went away in one night. Also, look up John Gabbana's (boonk gang) testimony. Dude did a lot of wacky stuff. He's changed now. Check out “Delafé Testimonies.” They got some good stuff as well *YOU CANNOT DENY THE WORK GOD DOES IN PEOPLE’S LIVES* also, the soul exists. someone i know (i won't say who- privacy reasons) saw their soul leaving their body. like pulling off a band-aid, except it doesn't hurt. *There are also non-Christian sources who have confirmed the existence and divinity of Jesus, some of which were hostile towards Christianity, such as:* Thallus (52 AD), who said Jesus lived, was crucified, and confirmed the darkness and earthquake that followed Christ’s crucifixion; Tacitus (56-120 AD), who called the followers of Christ “Christians,” confirmed that Jesus was crucified under Pontus Pilate’s command; Talmud (400-700 AD), confirmed that the disciples were martyred for their faith, and confirmed Jesus was executed the day before the Passover, and said Jesus had “magical” powers; Pliny the Younger (61-113 AD), who said that the Christians thought Jesus was/is God in the Flesh (God the Son); Phlegon (80-140 AD), who said Jesus had the ability to predict the future, and confirmed that Jesus was crucified during Caesar’s reign, confirmed Jesus rose from the dead, and confirmed He showed His wounds to confirm He was crucified; Celcus (175 AD), who said Jesus was born of a virgin, said His father is a carpenter, and confirmed Jesus had miraculous powers; (See cold-case Christianity for more details) Here’s the physical evidence of Jesus and His Resurrection: 1) No persecution would have started if He hadn’t come back (even the disciples thought Jesus would never make the ultimate comeback) 2) The Roman soldiers would have paid with their lives if they failed at their jobs 3) there was a 2-4 ton rock that 11-12 guys would have to move (The disciples deserted Him, remember? They didn’t have any help. Everyone said, “Crucify Him!” major L to those opposed to Jesus) 4) there was a Roman seal which was a metal pin that sealed the tomb stone (they would have to break that off; there were well-trained Roman guards there as well). 5) Stealing the Jesus’s body isn’t something the disciples would do (besides Judas. Although he hung himself after feeling remorse for betraying Jesus). 6) the disciples wouldn’t die for what they knew would be a lie. (The lie being Jesus never made the ultimate comeback. They were called to not be liars. I mean, they hung out with the Son of God/God in the flesh. Come on, now). faith, science, and reason, people (as we all know them today, and as it was before all those things were tarnished) Brothers, what have we done. look at us. look at what we've become. This isn't right. we're wasting time going on about girls and sus drawings that don't give a f*ck about us. What is the point of lust? Why do we do this? This doesn't fix our problems, doesn't make the stress and pain go away. repent to God, friends. We must stay focused, brothers, on what really matters. I'm only 17, but I'm telling you, in the words of johnny cash, "sooner or later God will cut you down." I don’t want you to suffer like I did/do. *YOU WILL LOSE ALMOST EVERYTHING IMPORTANT TO YOU! PLEASE, FOR YOUR SAKES, REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS! SAVE YOURSELVES FROM YOURSELVES! It’s a pit you *CAN NOT* get out of. *AGAIN, I DON’T WANT YOU TO SUFFER LIKE I DID/DO! I LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU TO TELL YOU THIS!* He is, to quote Skillet, "better than drugs." He is also *WAY* better than lust. love is greater than lust. You'll find out that this is true. love may hurt, and same for lust, but lust will keep you chained down, eventually killing you mentally, spiritually, emotionally, and possibly physically. AGAIN, I DON’T WANT YOU TO SUFFER LIKE I DID/DO! hell was never meant for us, my fellow youtube user. it was for the devil and his squad, and God gave us the Way out of there since we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. God knew we were wack, but He decided He He’ll come down and help us, despite our unfaithfulness. most relationships (like friendships, romantic relationships) aren't like this. Very few, but not a whole lot. hit me up to learn more about how science proves the Bible or just about God in general

[@luciaarnott4445]

I've had *THREE* male boxers (they passed) and one female dog who was a mix I loved them and love her

[@patrickcanter2831]

I could literally watch your videos ALL DAY! THANKS and keep it up!

[@IkikuroKidenai]

"I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the lord, but you don't really care for music, do ya?" I loved the quote at the beginning HAHAHA

[@starry3rrxr401]

It goes like this the fourth the fifth, the minor fall the majour lift 🎶

[@IkikuroKidenai]

@@starry3rrxr401 ❤️❤️

[@assasainalexgaming]

I almost didn't catch the reference

[@IkikuroKidenai]

@@assasainalexgaming well you did tho!

[@NickCamokidVisneski]

The baffled king composing hallelujah

[@gurglequeen433]

Growing up my aunt had a boxer named Tigger and a chihuahua named Rupert. Tigger was an absolute love bug while Rupert was an actual demon.

[@grunt-sw8si]

My Mom had a chihuahua that was in love with this dog around the corner. But we didn't know until later..... One day, Mom's dog got out and sprinted around the corner. We had no idea where he was going. Mom sent me chasing after him. I found him in the backyard of a neighbor. That little guy was doing his thing with this Rottweiler. That Rotty laid down so he could do his business. They both looked at me like, "What the Hel?!" I walked away... And yes, Chihuahua's are demons...

[@lizcollinson2692]

​@@grunt-sw8si that makes me think of Steve Hoffstetter talking about his chihuahua/pitbull mix.

[@sunglowwolf-7917]

Ur aunt just didn’t know how to train and treat that dog properly- chihuahuas aren’t low responsibility breeds- they need a responsible and experienced handler that knows what they are doing in terms of training and respect for the dog

[@gurglequeen433]

@@sunglowwolf-7917 My aunt is actually an amazing dog trainer. Rupert had issues with strangers, so he was kept in a kennel when we visited so he wouldn't get stressed out. He just seemed a lot worse to me then he was because I was really young when he was around. The barking scared me but Rupert wasn't actually that bad. At least not when I wasn't actually around.

[@sunglowwolf-7917]

@@gurglequeen433 yea ur “reassuring” comment is just setting off more red flags for me... ur not making it look any better or making her look like a good dog trainer

[@kysonbrantner4045]

As a boxer owner I am saying that everything they said is very much true 👍👍👍

[@unbound.by.fate.]

Mad Monkey! Boxers are the sweetest. 🤗

[@nicorizzo5402]

"I AM YOU!" "GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

[@LS-um3zq]

FINE!

[@brooklynmarshall7318]

Ugh kids am I right

[@Girlfox275]

Ya.. totally

[@YoFriendlyEyeclops]

So what are you gonna name it?

[@A_Tired_Shadow]

Im thinking "boxer"

[@KasSommers]

The script for this is so clever. Love David playing that secret chord.

[@bigboymalloy2261]

Same i heard it really pleased the lord

[@404FinallyFound]

@@bigboymalloy2261ok but you don’t really care for music, do you?

[@itzwizory9556]

​@404 NotFound is it the one that goes like the forth the fifth, then the minor falls and major lifts?

[@elialfassi9139]

​@@itzwizory9556 I guess you don't really care for music now do you?

[@Gulgathydra]

Who even composed this joke, some baffled king?

[@azazelblackfire816]

This made me smile, though we lost our boxer recently. Damn things are too overbred… real shame too, they’re really good dogs under the right care. I think I’ll take to calling them “heartbreak dogs” because of how short their lives usually end up being… Rest in Pepperoni Bravo, you were a certified good boi.

[@carlsjolund2379]

“You are weak” “I AM YOU”

[@msrainbowbrite]

My boxer loves to punch me. He doesn't mean to hurt me but he's accurate in his swipes. Complete family dog. complete snugglebug and the farts are TOXIC

[@savingpyro]

Don't forget the drooling. Adorable but more slobber than a baby.

[@msrainbowbrite]

@@savingpyro my first boxer had slobber bubbles that can put a person off their food but my current boxer isn't much of a slobber baby. He's only two so that may change lol

[@savingpyro]

@@msrainbowbrite My second boxer would drink water and get drool off of their lips, then walk into the living room and shake it all over anyone in the splash zone.

[@msrainbowbrite]

@@savingpyro luckily i don't get that lol

[@leporid257]

I once saw a video of a dog pressing his snout into a towel that was in the second bowl after drinking. like those twin-bowl-stand. one with water and one with a towel. i guess he had a third food bowl somewhere else

[@I_Am_SciCurious]

Boxers absolutely adore kids, they’re very protective, self entertaining, and so goofy. Ours made us laugh every day. He was the sweetest clown.

[@ella.likes.art.]

Aww I’m so sorry for the loss of him :( I know how sad it is to lose a pet.

[@alexiatr]

I love when the put that big head in your knee and see you like🥺, that always break me 😂

[@ImPossible979]

I agree our always to stay beside me watch the tv with me even wait outside my bathroom and used to start barking as soon as he heard the world go or garden

[@josephg94]

Boxers are absolutely cuddly and sweet. I miss my old poor babies. R.I.P. Harley boy

[@mihicoelum]

Hallelujah quote plus theologically accurate pun. Perfect

[@dractheminer4239]

"You're Not As Smart as Me" "I AM YOU" "GO TO YOUR ROOM" "FINE" Man I just love this guy

[@Kenna_Enna]

As somebody who owns two boxers, these things are too adorable to be mad at… and you’re gonna try to be mad at them because they DESTRUCTION DEMONS. But they are so cuddly and kind, 10/10 definitely recommend!!

[@fatimapalacios2292]

RIght? they destroy but then they look at you and you forget why you were angry in the first place. So adorable.

[@yourtransformationjourney6503]

I miss my boxer. He definitely was a cuddler! And very expressive and a talker.

[@wdking8833]

Boxers!! Duke was my childhood buddy and protector. I miss you, Duke, even now, 60 years later.

[@HardCoal08]

I loved the part “Your not as smart as me” “I AM YOU”

[@Evan_afton468]

Ik

[@Evan_afton468]

Same

[@anyjen]

Having met one of these dogs, they absolutely do box people, but they think it's a sign of affection.

[@sophiam1545]

I have probably watched this about 10,000 times. Never gets old.😂

[@blanchekonieczka9935]

Loved the reference to Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah! Your videos are awesome!

[@KingofADHD]

I’m watching this as I’m feeding my boxer! He’s the sweetest thing on the planet!

[@ajcon3874]

I’ve had three before, they’re amazing and I miss every single one of them.

[@emmamcsomething9595]

Aww❤😊❤

[@MadMadamGrimm]

Boxers always look perpetually confused. 😂❤ I love them.

[@gragliaf]

The amount of layers in this is just amazing

[@Poet4Him]

My boxer Tyson was the absolute best Cuddlebug. He was also a great alarm when the kids will try to sneak in the house. RIP Tyson. Mommy misses you.

[@Akaaaaaaaaaashh]

I have a boxer named Tyson and he is just like yours. Boxer brains ig. Also I am really sorry for your loss, I can't imagine my life without Tyson and hope you recover from that loss.

[@aarynmcgregor6065]

Very ironic name and I'm sorry for what happened

[@Anti-Furry-Army737]

I have. 5 month boxer puppy named Humphrey he is a aggressive one who bites but he is a cuddlebug

[@devvandyke1195]

@@Anti-Furry-Army737you should work with a behaviorist. This kind of behavior leads to law suits, injuries, and even death. I hope you find help with your pup soon ♥️

[@OrangeRBFriends]

my boxers name is Bryson

[@kimlevy6521]

"I am youuu!" was hilarious 😂 😂

[@mike48877]

Love the "Son of God" references. So subtle but brilliant, Jonny!

[@beatnikmary]

Ohhh the Leonard Cohen lyrics warmed my heart.

[@mynameiselvispresleygirlsa5911]

I wondered if anyone would notice

[@LittleMissSyreid]

The levels of comedy that this man produces, from the secret chord to 'I AM YOU' is phenomenal

[@CJFellowServant4288]

That "I AM YOU" had me bust out laughing almost choked on my burrito

[@kaia_7363]

I used to have a boxer when I was little and when I was born and my parents brought me home he became my dog pretty much. He would never leave my side and Fr guarded me with his life. If someone would even come near me he would stand and guard me and if someone was holding me he would be right there.

[@Lullalies]

I miss my boxer, he was a cuddlebug. Hallelujah!

[@kaseyhayes2301]

I miss all mine, they were the biggest clowns and couch potatoes but I knew when someone was in my yard. 😢

[@thiccusmaximus2515]

I had a rescued Boxer years ago. Her name was Lady, and she literally was a cuddle bug. It's so fucking true about their attitude. And she was playful as hell!

[@Derio6553]

The intro totally made me think it was gonna be husky

[@TEXAS2459]

"kids...." Hahahaha "Yeah probably....perfect!! Lets send em into prod" OMFG THIS IS SOO TRUE TO THE ELEMENT!!

[@andreevaillancourt2177]

Leonard Cohen is having a little smile up in Heaven.

[@HuskerFox]

That David joke at the beginning was beautiful. (It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor falls, the major lifts :)

[@adacolon7834]

“They box people?” I love this guy man

[@SpitfireKitty]

"I AM YOU" "GO TO YOUR ROOM" The Trinity in a nutshell 🤣🤣🤣

[@mensasu]

Hallelujah! RIP Leonard Cohen, my favourite.

[@spider-man9118]

Man of culture! (Though I’m a Zoomer) Ayo, I don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events. *IF* anyone is interested, read on. *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of. religion (Christianity) is just a relationship with God along with loving others (see james 1:27) *Now, onto the evidence!!* Here's one example: Scientists have discovered that the earth "skipped" a day. The Bible explains how that happened. In the book of Joshua, Joshua asked the sun to stop so he and the Israelites could defeat their enemies. Then in 2 Kings, King Hezekiah learned he was dying, and pleaded to God to not let him die. God sent a prophet to king hezekiah who said hezekiah would live. Hezekiah wanted a sign, and that would be for the sun to defy the law of inertia and go back 10 degrees. NASA confirmed all this and did the math (look it up for more info). We also found Noah’s Ark hanging out in turkey, along with anchor stones marked with crosses signifying that it’s a revered place, along with altars and many other related findings. Look it up, it’s good stuff (HolyLandSite). more evidence for the Bible concerning cosmology and divine revelation in job 26:7, proverbs 8:27, Isaiah 40:22 (read on) The idea that the earth was round can be dated back to 600 BC in Greece. It was more widely accepted around the 3rd century (300 BC-201 BC) The idea that the Earth floated in space was concocted circa 500 BC. Note: time was “labeled” differently back then. for example, year 3000, year 420, year 69, year 0, year 1, year 2… and so on. Job 26:7: “. . .He [God] hangs the earth on nothing” The book of Job was supposedly written at 2100 BC. Proverbs 8:27: “. . .when He drew a circle on the face of the deep. . .” Proverbs was possibly written between 970 and 686 BC Isaiah 40:22: “it is He who sits above the circles of the earth. . .” Isaiah was written between 739 and 680 BC. This one doesn’t pertain to cosmology, but it refers to divine revelation nonetheless. So you know how the Euphrates River is drying up? Well, guess what? People in the Bible are saying: “Been there, done that.” Read on to learn more. Isaiah 11:15 “The Lord will dry up the gulf of the Egyptian sea; with a scorching wind he will sweep his hand over the Euphrates River. He will break it up into seven streams so that anyone can cross over in sandals.” Revelation 16:12 “The sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great river Euphrates, and its water was dried up to prepare the way for the kings from the East.” How did they know about this? You tell me, my fellow Zoomerz. Now for evidence outside the Bible The Holy Spirit exists. I was suicidal for 9-ish months, but then I read John 3:16, and poof- the big sad went away in one night. Also, look up John Gabbana's (boonk gang) testimony. Dude did a lot of wacky stuff. He's changed now. Check out “Delafé Testimonies.” They got some good stuff as well *YOU CANNOT DENY THE WORK GOD DOES IN PEOPLE’S LIVES* also, the soul exists. someone i know (i won't say who- privacy reasons) saw their soul leaving their body. like pulling off a band-aid, except it doesn't hurt. *There are also non-Christian sources who have confirmed the existence and divinity of Jesus, some of which were hostile towards Christianity, such as:* Thallus (52 AD), who said Jesus lived, was crucified, and confirmed the darkness and earthquake that followed Christ’s crucifixion; Tacitus (56-120 AD), who called the followers of Christ “Christians,” confirmed that Jesus was crucified under Pontus Pilate’s command; Talmud (400-700 AD), confirmed that the disciples were martyred for their faith, and confirmed Jesus was executed the day before the Passover, and said Jesus had “magical” powers; Pliny the Younger (61-113 AD), who said that the Christians thought Jesus was/is God in the Flesh (God the Son); Phlegon (80-140 AD), who said Jesus had the ability to predict the future, and confirmed that Jesus was crucified during Caesar’s reign, confirmed Jesus rose from the dead, and confirmed He showed His wounds to confirm He was crucified; Celcus (175 AD), who said Jesus was born of a virgin, said His father is a carpenter, and confirmed Jesus had miraculous powers; (See cold-case Christianity for more details) Here’s the physical evidence of Jesus and His Resurrection: 1) No persecution would have started if He hadn’t come back (even the disciples thought Jesus would never make the ultimate comeback) 2) The Roman soldiers would have paid with their lives if they failed at their jobs 3) there was a 2-4 ton rock that 11-12 guys would have to move (The disciples deserted Him, remember? They didn’t have any help. Everyone said, “Crucify Him!” major L to those opposed to Jesus) 4) there was a Roman seal which was a metal pin that sealed the tomb stone (they would have to break that off; there were well-trained Roman guards there as well). 5) Stealing the Jesus’s body isn’t something the disciples would do (besides Judas. Although he hung himself after feeling remorse for betraying Jesus). 6) the disciples wouldn’t die for what they knew would be a lie. (The lie being Jesus never made the ultimate comeback. They were called to not be liars. I mean, they hung out with the Son of God/God in the flesh. Come on, now). faith, science, and reason, people (as we all know them today, and as it was before all those things were tarnished) Brothers, what have we done. look at us. look at what we've become. This isn't right. we're wasting time going on about girls and sus drawings that don't give a f*ck about us. What is the point of lust? Why do we do this? This doesn't fix our problems, doesn't make the stress and pain go away. repent to God, friends. We must stay focused, brothers, on what really matters. I'm only 17, but I'm telling you, in the words of johnny cash, "sooner or later God will cut you down." I don’t want you to suffer like I did/do. *YOU WILL LOSE ALMOST EVERYTHING IMPORTANT TO YOU! PLEASE, FOR YOUR SAKES, REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS! SAVE YOURSELVES FROM YOURSELVES! It’s a pit you *CAN NOT* get out of. *AGAIN, I DON’T WANT YOU TO SUFFER LIKE I DID/DO! I LOVE AND CARE FOR YOU TO TELL YOU THIS!* He is, to quote Skillet, "better than drugs." He is also *WAY* better than lust. love is greater than lust. You'll find out that this is true. love may hurt, and same for lust, but lust will keep you chained down, eventually killing you mentally, spiritually, emotionally, and possibly physically. AGAIN, I DON’T WANT YOU TO SUFFER LIKE I DID/DO! hell was never meant for us, my fellow youtube user. it was for the devil and his squad, and God gave us the Way out of there since we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. God knew we were wack, but He decided He He’ll come down and help us, despite our unfaithfulness. most relationships (like friendships, romantic relationships) aren't like this. Very few, but not a whole lot. hit me up to learn more about how science proves the Bible or just about God in general

Leonard Cohen's music is timeless. His lyrics are always so deep and meaningful.

[@user-by7ki6nw8f]

“Isn’t that going to confuse humans” “yeah probably” “perfect“ 😂😂😂😂

[@icarusbinns3156]

I love how boxers with bat the air when they’re excited. They are such sweet doofs

[@yotuba9493]

I have a boxador. He's the happiest most needy snugglebutt I've ever met and I love him to bits

[@justastranger9470]

"BUT YOU DON'T REALLY CARE FOR MUSIC, DO YA?" I'm sorry, this will be stuck in my head for the rest of the week 😅 Great video again, thanks 👌

[@malissahays1352]

Love the "Hallelujah" reference!

[@TheSlipperyjimbo]

Had Boxers for most of my youth, they were the best companions anyone could want.

[@Saezimmerman]

I'm going to be singing Hallelujah for days now!

[@pattydiphusa721]

I loved that first joke about the Aleluyah song. Soooo smart and funny!!

[@kaseyhayes2301]

I loved my Sierra. She was the best dog ever. I know that angel made her for me. I had 12 1/2 amazing years with her. I miss her every day ❤❤❤😢😢😢😢

[@bieuxyongson]

So many funny lines!! Love that Jesus made an appearance! I heard that song in my head!!! Another winner! 😂

[@BookishNaiad]

Hallelujah, he posted again

[@huggledemon32]

Lol- all the “Hallelujah” references!

[@karenlbellmont6560]

I love the banter between Supreme Being and kiddo.😂

[@elaynaterrell3576]

🤣🤣 I cant get enough of these. I miss my sister in laws boxer so much. I love grooming the boxers at work too.

[@ashleymccoy6111]

I love boxers they're the best type of dog in my opinion because they're supper nice and also protective but not harsh. My old dog was a boxer and he was the calmest one out of all his siblings and every time he heard something he would wake my dad up and go to everyone of my siblings rooms to make sure we were okay.

[@squabbledabblevr]

"Oh ok ill keep the good news going" got me dying😂💀 Edit: boxer got me confused when i first heard of it i thought it was gonna be vicious😂

[@pennycousineau946]

Love the shout out to Leonard Cohen. Great Canadian poet and song writer!😊

[@Everythinsgoodinthehood]

Pedigree boxers are the absolute cutest and squishiest most liveable dogs you will ever come across

[@Sunnybae430]

Absolutely love his wit of using biblical references and good humor. Praise God🙏🏾❤️

[@alvashoemaker8536]

THIS series is THE B ST; the characters are SO FUNNY; even slightly irrelevant…PERFECT!! 👍🏼👍🏼❤️❤️😃‼️

[@jacksonbaldwin12]

The chord was the best bit I’ve ever seen on KZbin shorts

[@sucharitabose5555]

I just discovered his videos and they make me laugh. Just what I need to cope with my severe anxiety and distress.

[@fanaticalinvalid_crumb9948]

I have an old boxer, and he is the sweetest thing. He has always been pretty muscular, and loves people.

[@Anticrystal88]

I *AM* you!

[@Jade_frogs]

‘gO tO yOuR rOoM’😂💀

[@napsugarszoke9001]

The "FINE" got me 😂😂😂

[@samanthamcmackin4984]

I miss my baby girl Boxer, Joey. She was amazing

[@alaksandra1979]

🤫 Here's the secret: ...🎶It goes like this: The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift 🎶😉👍

[@Sahdirah]

Idk, sounds kinda cold and broken

[@livlovely2707]

@@SahdirahBecause it was.... The baffled king composing Hallelujah.... and it's not some pilgrim who claims to have seen the Light

[@DarskideDraws]

@Ludwig van Beethoven what

[@They_luv_Scarlett]

As a boxer owner, I can confirm that boxers actually box/hit other boxers who they don’t know.