How Dog Breeds React to Robbers Part 2 (With Pictures)

[@FlyingWithSpurts]

I was helping a new guy in my Army unit move into his base-housing. He told me his dog was home but was super chill. I grabbed a box out of his truck and walked in to find this THING that filled the hallway. His dog was an English Mastiff. I walked forward to the room the box needed to go into and when it let out a bark that basically paralyzed my central nervous system. "Oh, knock it off, Cash." I heard my buddy say. A giant tail started wagging and that dog was indeed the most chill dog ever.

[@Lammington2]

English mastiffs are the best huge softies. They can however do you harm when they want to be lap dogs, if you're not a large human.

[@Hana1LuLu]

“CLEARANCE?” “Cash, knock it off” “Hehe hey what’s up”

[@FlyingWithSpurts]

@@Hana1LuLu exactly

[@danshaw1096]

Sounds about right. In my experience, the only time an English Mastiff is even remotely dangerous is between the ages of 1 and 2 years old when they still act like puppies but don't really understand how big and strong they are

[@itpaynesme]

Only for very experienced dog owners though

[@georgeblair3894]

Irish Wolfhound story. (Buddy of mine in the Army told me this one). Dog was, by all accounts, super gentle, and quite lazy. Buddy had a basement in his house, with a window you could access from the ground. Anyway, robber came in through said window. When the police arrived (Because robber was literally yelling for help), the robber was half-in, half-out said window. Wolfhound was trying to drag the guy back IN to the house.

[@adventurekitty101]

I guess that’s where to Wolf part of their name comes from. 😂 Edit: I've been corrected alot. Yes I know they were bred to hunt wolves. Thank you.

[@kayceegreer4418]

They are Hunters after all... if it's running away, it's gotta be prey!

[@scanning7567]

That's brutal 😂

[@Mrkabrat]

"We ain't finished yet!"

[@r4tl_]

free snack showed up

[@Faith_Soprano]

Let's be honest here, the Corgi is the most efficient - all the others protec, attac, scare away, entertain, befriend...but the Corgi actually got _money_ from a robber.

[@owenflude7501]

Let’s face it (at least if your British): if the house your robbing has corgis, the Coldstream guards are gonna be there in like 10 seconds because you have just broken into the queen’s house

[@johnwatters1496]

True

[@dantemachiavelli9976]

Uno reverse card

[@arch92]

Shiba Inu does more than scare away. It leaves a permanent mark on the soul.

[@Parklarblick]

Yeah but not effectively. If he had money he wouldn't be robbing you so where do you think he got the money from? lol

[@er4din903]

The Irish wolfhound is a very loyal and very protective but family friendly breed. That doesn’t change the fact that they were bred to hunt wolves. If that thing can kill a wolf it can definitely eat you too. Awesome dogs.

[@brontiq]

The first time I saw that breed I almost got a heart attack. I was walking home in the middle of the night listening to music minding my own business when this monster of creature appeared next to me out of nowhere. The dog was walked by such a tiny girl I didn't even see her at first so I thought I was alone on the street at night with that thing that had head like at my shoulder height 😂😂😂

[@tyrellthiel2201]

I appreciate the portrayal of Shiba's as soulless sociopaths.

[@CaptainShrimply]

Sorry what now

[@willberg8599]

TRUTH.

[@willberg8599]

@@CaptainShrimplydog shaped cat

[@CaptainShrimply]

@@willberg8599 I have 2 and they love people

[@wacawaka1802]

“Portrayal”

[@nytemarequeen2365]

A dog trainer once told me, "One does not TRAIN a Tibetan mastiff, one comes to an understanding with a Tibetan mastiff." He loved the breed because his neighbor's had saved his and his friend's lives when they were kids.

[@spinach4892]

Well, wanna share with the class?

[@nytemarequeen2365]

@@spinach4892 Not really, 1) it's not my story to tell, and 2) it's pretty upsetting.

[@CampBaby05]

The neighbors dog saved him orrr...?

[@nytemarequeen2365]

@@CampBaby05 "Or" what? That's literally what I said, lol.

[@fahadolight]

Now I really wanna know how they were saved

[@hannahbanana7723]

There's this winery in my town where they have an incredibly friendly Irish Settler name Gandalf. He's free to roam the entire town and the winery. Wears a collar that says "Not all things that wander are lost". Best dog ever.

[@starwolfwing7228]

This dog gives off the vibe “I own this whole place”

[@suchnothing]

Gandalf is such a perfect name for an Irish setter.

[@jerrykinnin7941]

My life's moto. It's fun getting misplaced some times.

[@dovearchambault9229]

I would absolutely pet that good boy if I met him!

[@danilincks5809]

Where’s this town? I’d love the meet Galdalf!

[@MatthewZimmerman-xj6cv]

“Opponent has a weak knee, now time to discombobulate”🤣🤣

[@xOrionNebula2708]

Chuahua's: *WARNING DEATH FROM THE ANKLES DOWN*

[@melaD333]

The Havanese one killed me.. I had a Havie and he was incredibly smart and a really good watch dog. RIP Peanut

[@giftofthewild6665]

They don't realize how small and cute they are, in their head they are noble wolves 🤣

[@melaD333]

@@giftofthewild6665 😂

[@djladygee]

I love that, a watchdog called Peanut 😆😆 , bless

[@melaD333]

@@djladygee lol.. he was given that name because when he was born he was the color of a roasted peanut :-) then when he was about 6 months old his coat turned almost completely blonde :-) . From what I understand that’s pretty normal for their coats to drastically change color.

[@deitrabess588]

Havanese are so underrated, mine has been one of the best dogs I've ever owned.

[@faeangel7649]

So when I was younger, we had a husky And he would spend his days, sitting outside, grinning at people through the chain link fence, trying to bait them over Just so when they approached, he could start loudly barking and growling. He'd wait until they were literally at the fence Once they ran away, he would just reset and wait again I'm pretty sure it was his main hobby

[@rickandrius2737]

I feel an intense kinship and affiliation with that dog !

[@vianeyboruel504]

Omg I've seen several dogs that do this i thought I was overthinking it

[@Oozie129]

Yes ohh yes. Mine was friendly as long as you didn’t try and enter the house or yard, then it was life or death

[@ForzaMonkey]

bro your dog was trolling 💀

[@maninthevoid]

I have a dog like that to he would act nice and bait strangers over to pet him then the moment they turned around he bit them in the ass

[@MrTooner13]

Dachshund owner here, can confirm. Also my best friend once said "If we could understand dachshunds, we would learn racial slurs for things that don't exist."

[@onlyredones]

That is so funny and so true mrtooner! Great comment and point on! : )

[@ladyguerlain3707]

😂 So true! 😂

[@SoTiredoftheToxicBS]

Yes! I miss my Oscar and my Bella😢

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

That’s just your dog.

[@liztowers2058]

LMFAOOO

[@KayPierce-qi9ov]

I had a German shepherd that would give the look like "Go ahead, make my day", not making moves or anything - just the look, and people and other dogs would turn and go away. (used to have to walk my dog in dangerous areas) Always felt very safe with her along.

[@hansthienpont5328]

We had one when I was young, if someone entered together with any off us he was all playful and attention seeking but if that same person went out and came back in by himself just minutes later he’d stand in front off them, hairs up, teeth showing and growling. None would enter his domain unaccompanied

[@dianenewton3953]

I had a GSD that went on rides with me. One day, at the gas station, I saw a guy out the front window trying to get in my car. Then my GSD stood up in the backseat and went into his demon dog mode. The guy ran away.

[@hellokittywithguns2937]

As a person with a relative that has a Rottweiler, that’s pretty accurate. They look intimidating and have bad connotations, but they really just are looking for someone to play with. Well trained rotties are actually super gentle. Even though some breeds are more prone to aggression, if they are treated well and trained right, the most harm they’ll do is think that they’re a lap dog. Edit: I am not saying that rotties can’t be dangerous; in fact, a guard dog who’s a Rottweiler could kill somebody. I am just trying to make the point that negative stigmas don’t always define a dog breed.

[@SPLuvr]

Every single Rottie I've ever met has been a perfect derpy little angel baby 🥺

[@slottyvx2717]

Or as I refer to as giant teddy bears

[@Zeithri]

YES!

[@komikbookgeek]

Wrong the most harm they'll do is think they can play with the basketball with you and then you have a basketball with holes in it

[@kellyreed2735]

My grandmother's rottie would literally pull up in front of my brother on the couch then reverse into his lap like some kind of car backing into a parking space for pets, was hilarious, and I miss her.

[@killiansirishbeer]

Best break-in story I heard is my sister-in-law who had a friend during college, who was in a relationship with a guy and would go sleep over to his (parents) house. The father was a notary lawyer and had his practice at home. The father had a Great Dane. One day the girl came home to the Great Dane standing on his hinds legs, his front paws on an intruders shoulders and he would snarl if the man tried to move. The robber apparently begged her to do something, but she had no authority on the dog. She called the police and her boyfriend's father. Of course, the police arrived first. They all had to wait for the father to arrive and call off his dog. Just imagining the whole situation, waiting for the father to arrive, with two police offices, makes me laugh every time I think about 😂

[@officermeyer]

Now THIS I'd love to see on screen 🤣

[@killiansirishbeer]

@@officermeyer Gosh, me too 😂

[@wisdomofthewolf]

That's amazing! Yeah, certain of those large breeds were bred specifically to sit on intruders until the master arrived (Tibetan Mastiff, for example). I'm sure Danes are similar, as we can see from this story

[@elizabethmaart6950]

We had a dog like that in my family when i was a kid. He was a German Shep. In his eyes, my mom was his Alpha and he only obeyed her. He was very protective of us all, but beware of the person who tried to break in and my mom wasn't here to call him of.🤣

[@IsaiahINRI]

My aunt and uncle had a wolf/husky mix and one night they woke up to screaming, apparently someone had broken in and met the dog. The intruder apparently had lost an arm and blood painted the living room.

[@Spookybluelights]

The Rottweiler one is accurate. Mine would rather be friends with someone coming in my place than hurt them and people will nervously go along with it because they're unnecessarily scared of him lol.

[@genericname2747]

I had a Rottweiler who hurt my hip because they wouldn't stop trying to jump into my lap. I ended up just standing up and petting them.

[@drlnielsen]

@@genericname2747 Rottie lap attack!

[@drlnielsen]

I love Rotties and Corsos. Once you get past the bark the are giant love

[@MichiganFresh]

My rottie loves to bark when playing, scares everyone until they realize what her mean bark really sounds like 🤣 then they're all terrified

[@PandaMonium92827]

Well, they still got their farts, that clears a room pretty fast.

[@rootskimcnutter895]

The dachshund caught me off guard I almost spit my drink out😂 having owned a dachshund before makes it ten times better😂

[@bugme143]

Used to own a doxxie. Can confirm the accuracy of the video

[@MegF142857]

We had a Rottweiler in the 80s. She was a definite guard dog. We were told that a trait of Rotties was to let someone enter the house, but not let them leave. We saw this in action with electric meter reader. She let them into the yard, but then they were held till we came out to tell her that was okay. She'd just stand & bark in a threatening manner, which was probably more bluff than anything. But was a good bluff for most people.

[@charaznable9209]

I mean, you wanna be the guy to call their bluff? lol

[@bloodymary7651]

I used to volunteer at a dog shelter, and there was this rottweiler that would pin me to the wall and not let me out of his kennel. I was trapped for 45 minutes before someone found me!

[@hardwirecars]

like welcome to hotel california bitch you can check in but you can never leave

[@genejeffries2888]

Yeah, that's a rottie "thing" you can come in, but once you're in, you're staying in.

[@pamelajohnson9853]

lolol a…my girl would maneuver my toddler and hold him in place in place if she saw him doing something I usually said no to. I would come back into the room and he’d be stuck in a corner and Heidi would be all “I am a nanny GODDESS” 😂

[@ryanbrewer5567]

I owned a female Tibetan mastiff. The dog was absolutely fearless, literally afraid of nothing. I lived in Washington state at the time, and the dog took patrolling my property, (a heavily wooded area with no neighbors) very seriously. I was her one and only person, and there was no room for anyone or anything else in my life. It didn’t matter if it was a delivery person, or a butterfly on our property, it simply had to go. She was a very intense animal, but was very gentle and loving with me. One memory I remember in particular involved a den of coyotes that lived not too far behind my cabin in the woods. One night she had chewed through the farm link fence to leave the property to go and fight the entire pack of coyotes. I went outside to hear chilling sounds of her ripping into coyotes in the woods, and I frantically called for her to come home. She came trotting out of the woods and all of her majesty without a scratch on her. The dog was truly a warrior, and a loyal friend. RIP.

[@totoitutucoco]

Feel bad for the coyotes💔

[@u6uggg6hguiuggy]

Bro was a psychopath 💀

[@hardcharging]

Those dogs were bred to successfully take on bigger predators than coyotes. Unfair fight for the coyotes for sure.

[@drummerrck]

Damn that's fkn intense.

[@IndigoCave28]

Took her job way serious

[@magoshighlands4074]

I adore the presentation of a Wolfhounds ability to go from a pretzel to a veritable mountain of hair

[@redbeardreturns3550]

Mine would stand on his hind legs put his paws on your shoulders and be face to face with you. So big when he slept in the bed it was like having another full grown human in bed.

[@gutterfalcon2912]

I would get one , but all my books say they only live about six years .

[@003halmr]

@@gutterfalcon2912 On average. They can live up to 11 though. I would recommend, I have one and he's the best.

[@terrypark3690]

lmao the yorkie is so right. It's body is so small and cute but inside lies the soul of a sumarai ninja dragon slayer that keeps forgetting its body is a small doggo

[@marissawingerden9440]

I've had 3 Irish Wolfhounds, truly gentle giants ❤️ the breeder we know told us a story where someone broke into her friend's house (who also had a Wolfhound) while they were out. When they returned, the guy was cowering in the corner and the Wolfhound was just sitting next to him - Wolfhound was just happy to see someone but the robber was terrified of the size of the dog lmao

[@TheYasmineFlower]

Bad career choice, to rob houses, if you're afraid of dogs, lol.

[@azcardinalds2360]

@@TheYasmineFlower unless your gonna kill the dog you gotta fear it cause dogs can kill you, and wolfhounds are even bigger then Great Dane btw

[@gwydionrusso3206]

@@azcardinalds2360 yeah but if you kill a dog there’s a good chance you’re gonna end up dead anyways, especially around where I live in the middle of rural nowhere where everyone has a big dog a gun and enough property/ pig farm to hide the body

[@Bestroyer348]

I just google it, and Wtf is that dog

[@redbeardreturns3550]

I had an Irish wolfhound lab mix. He was MASSIVE! The deepest loudest bark you can imagine. When he would get defensive or angry his fur on his back would stand up and look like a werewolf. He terrified anyone that saw him. But he was the LARGEST lap dog in the world. Literally would crawl in my lap, he loved to be picked up. If he loved you that is. He had a weird sense with people. If you had done hard drugs in your past he would never chill out near them. And they hated him. Miss ya Mousse!

[@wumpusrat]

My neighbor growing up had an Irish wolfhound. Huge dog. Would just stare down anything and anyone that came onto the property. He liked me and my sister though, so we were his little buddies. We lived up at the end of a long road, where a fence separated our yard from the neighbor's yard, and her house was at the end of a different long road. One day we were sitting in her yard playing, and the dog perked up for a second, then went stalking off into the bushes. A few seconds later a guy came wandering up the road, looking around. He wanted to see what was at the end of it, since it was a long, winding road leading up a mountain. A few seconds after that, the dog stepped out of the bushes behind him, and growled once, then just stared at him. He slowly backed away and went back down the road. Then the dog came over and plopped down next to us again. :)

[@NekoKuro-il8rz]

Such a good dog.

[@nitebadger8506]

Thats a very well trained dog holy shit, I pray to get that dogs patience and composure

[@frid7434]

i have an irish wolfhound cross and she barks at anything and everything lol

[@wallacecollins8411]

If Terrifying Presence was a dog.

[@toolatetothestory]

@@wallacecollins8411 Now I have to name my next Wolfhound Joshua

[@shyris466]

Omg, the Whippet one got me. Also, the Irish Wolfhound felt very accurate. I used to walk home after school past a neighbor who had one when I was young. And the way that dog looked at me each day was him basically telling me I was only making it by his house alive because he was allowing me to.

[@driftingblueberries682]

My neighbour had a wolfhound as a kid. I remember him getting the dog to stand up on its hind legs. Dog was nesrly taller than him.

[@parkerbrown-nesbit1747]

@@driftingblueberries682 Irish Wolfhounds stand about 6 1/2 to 7 ft. tall on their hind legs (as do Danes and Scottish Deerhounds). Fortunately, they are gentle giants. Many of them are convinced that they're lapdogs!

[@driftingblueberries682]

@@parkerbrown-nesbit1747 he was a lovely dog! Always walked around and liked to be pet he was just huge too!

[@oneoftheWyldthings92]

Can confirm. I remember growing up as a kind and had a neighbor who had a dog that was half irish wolfhound and half great dane. Was a lovable BEHEMOTH. Saved me and my brother's backsides when the other neighbor's doberman got loose(poor thing was abused to the point of insanity) and chased us. Tiny showed up and outright body slammed the thing, chased it off, and then plopped down and laid his head in my lap.

[@j.s.2281]

Lol I've always wanted and Irish Wolfhound but sadly they only live for around 6 years and that's too depressing for me

[@donaldberry822]

Dude should do the cairn terrier. Insufferabley happy,Einstein smart,extremely given to pranks,not to mention the lamp shade wearing life of the party. GO WILD!

[@RogueShadows]

Fun fact; in the Roman Coliseum, the Irish Wolfhound was considered roughly as dangerous as a lion for gladiators to fight.

[@gundalfthelost1624]

A scrapyard near the house where I grew up had two as guards. I can believe it. They were huge and scary as hell.

[@OtherM112594]

Probably because they were starved, abused and trained to kill at the flip of a switch. Lions can’t really be taught to fight, only do what comes instinctually. Dogs can be trained to close in for very deliberate and quick kills which is why they’re utilized so heavily in police and military avenues.

[@IronGiant131]

@@OtherM112594 well A Irish wolfhounds are a much more modern breed than the fake comment above would have you believe and also you just had to be the guy who sucks off PETA

[@Adriano.C]

Is that true¿?

[@RogueShadows]

@@Adriano.C Yup. Or rather whatever version of the breed existed 2,000 years ago that the Romans encountered, bearing in mind that a LOT has happened since then.

[@thisisnotmyname4700]

As a robber, I just want to say thank you for the insight. This video will really help if I encounter a dog during my robberisms.

[@knightish]

Glad this helped. Be careful out there.

[@aprilstilskin5733]

Robberisms 😂 Great word!

[@smc1942]

*robberies.

[@dipsydoodle7988]

Ya'll never learn, huh? 😂

[@_ChimeraCreates_]

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[@shadowdroid776]

Shiba Inus are legit demons in a fur coat sometimes, so that neverending horrifying smile is beyond accurate.

[@biosaber585]

Makes sense. If you know the history of the breed at least. Shibas were flushing dogs for hunting boar and if I remember right also bears, they'd enter the den and flush the animal out, an incredibly dangerous job. The partner dog the Akita inu would hold the prey for the hunter. They're larger than shibas around the size of a German Shepard and dangerously mean to unknowns, loud big dogs, scary as hell too. But lovable to family and friends if trained right. Very loud though

[@jamesheaton5421]

@@biosaber585 given that sort of History only the smartest and fastest would survive. Give it a few dozen generations and you wind up with quasi accidental selective breeding. No wonder they're such crazy little shits

[@biosaber585]

@@jamesheaton5421 leave quasi out of it, shibas aren't natural, not like we think at least. They're a sister breed to Akitas, they're a dog breed that originate in Japan and were selectively bred for the purpose of hunting, its literally forced evolution as dogs that weren't hyper enough, fearless enough, small enough, etc. They weren't picked. So you get these small hyperactive terrors that are like you gave a herding dog crack. They only really mellow when you get into the American variants of them where they were bred with US breeds that mellowed natural instincts a bit and dogs that were raised to be house pets not hunting dogs.

[@jamesheaton5421]

@@biosaber585 that explains a lot.

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

Secret ending to Silent Hill... 2? Or was it 3?

[@KatieCochran]

God, the Yorkie was accurate. Courageous but essentially harmless and a bit pitiful LOL.

[@salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg]

Irish Wolfhounds are the sweetest, but they're DEFINITELY the protective type. I was volunteering at a shelter, and was feeding the pups in quarantine. Got blocked into a kennel that two Irish Wolfhounds were sharing. Everyone was freaking out because they couldn't get in to get me out of the kennel because I was loving on them, and they were getting defensive over me. Those pups didn't want me to leave.

[@phoolvio]

r u still texting from the kennel? 😂

[@salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg]

@@phoolvio To this very day. Please send help, I've had nothing but dog kibble for 20 years now. :'(

[@phoolvio]

@@salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg hilarious! Serching for retired Tequila and Bonetti if available.

[@joesplace2960]

@@salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg 🫡 we shall tell your tale for years to come.

[@lloydkeith3061]

I had a Irish wolf hound as a babysitter when I was little. We'd play in the backyard and the dog would keep us kids in the yard. Also, if we were outside, adults had to approach from the house. The dog was very protective of her pups ( us kids). Drunks, or people, walking down the alley always stayed on the far side of the road away from the property.

[@MissGray-ri9yg]

The rottweiler one is so true. People cross the street to avoid my girl but she's literally a lump of love. Rottweilers are basically tanks powered by affection

[@thissunchild]

You can only speak for yours. Mine would've hurt him very badly

[@choppalungon]

@@thissunchild yeah many other rottweilers would have ripped him apart

[@brianmccarthy5557]

I like them but I've seen angry and protective Rottweilers. I would not want to walk in on one and be a target.

[@thissunchild]

@@choppalungon Exactly. They are a *_very_* protective breed of dog.

[@1erickf50]

Why are you implying the rottie didn't just force the robber into his meme dance so that he doesn't become his meal?

[@gorolmazi1824]

Shiba was smiling because he already knew where to hide the body

[@bugme143]

Shiba had a hole pre-dug and was waiting to fill it.

[@zillafanz]

Yes! They are terrifying! You nailed it!

[@TDIdialgagirl]

Shiba: 🎶 If you're gonna hide a body, clap your hands! 🎵 🎵 If you're gonna hide a body, clap your hands 🎶

[@DaHuntsman1]

Shiba: finally I get to use that woodchipper I bought last week

[@paulis7319]

And she knows that everyone will think she's just hiding doggy coins

[@cyn4476]

The vibrating whippet! I have a Formisan Mountain Dog who obviously had whippet/greyhound ancestors. Her teeth chatter when she's frightened, her whole body vibrates.

[@RaynmanPlays]

Shiba Inu: *Absolutely adorable* Also Shiba Inu: "M U R D E R T I M E"

[@Soda008]

Most accurate comment about Shibas.

[@I_also_like_sirens_hehe]

Doge

[@maschmutat]

M U R D E R. T I M E

[@YourNumberOneRated1997Salesman]

Master of deceive

[@gamershipgirl4563]

Are shibas really that scary

[@gren8296]

As someone who owns 2 dachshunds I can confirm this is accurate, if my dachshunds could talk they definitely would curse you out

[@killiansirishbeer]

I love the "warning: death from the ankles down" sign with a silhouette of a dachshund under the text 😂

[@trdrudedude6099]

... dachshunds be sounding like Morse code

[@cowboychiguy]

Own 2 dachshunds, fostered 4 more. Spot on! But not cool kicking a dog bro, even a human playing one 😂

[@wolflinggon5664]

My parents breed Doxies and I swear half of them only speak in curse words

[@annebeach6630]

My Doxie is very quiet until a plane flies over head then you would think we were being robbed. We, unfortunately, line by the airport so she's at it several times a day. Starting straight into the sun, barking at something she cannot see and poses no threat. But her bark is fast and shrill

[@kellybissinger8537]

The shar pei one was hilarious. My husband has owned several and they are fierce guard dogs, but very loving to their families. One story in particular, a person (most likely robber) jumped our backyard fence and found Brinks. Didn't get too far despite using a box cutter on Brinks' belly. Next morning, hubby comes down to find bloody handprints on the fence and Brinks chilling, looking for pets. Absolute machine of a dog. Lived to a ripe old age and died peacefully in his sleep.

[@laydeth8168]

See this was the comment I was looking for. Saw it and was wondering if it is accurate. Thank you

[@elfdragon1227]

I have a shar pei mix who mostly presents as shar pei (look up bonemouth shar pei and that's what she looks like). Meeting strangers during the day is fine. When I take her out at night though... Depends. An old man (frustrated by a malfunctioning car, I think) confronted me one night because I dared stop by him and started raising his voice at me. Right after he said "I don't give a f*** about your dog", she decided to make him care and started growling. She didn't try to lunge at him or anything, but I wasn't willing to let the situation escalate (especially because we live in an apt complex) and I had to drag her away as she was so focused on standing between me and a threat. Today, she growled while staring at the door, which she never does. I didn't see anyone through the peephole, but I was unnerved.

[@adewilliam9047]

Brink chilling? Da Jia Hao, Zhong Wen, Xian Jai, Wo Yao, Brink Chilling!

[@soorajpantha8192]

Brinks is one hell of a name for a guard dog

[@kzukiodenthechad7205]

Was Brinks also a Skater 🤔

[@TheCoffeehound]

The Shiba is actually an eldritch horror that is beyond human comprehension, wearing a skin suit.

[@rachelthornton4442]

The Irish Wolfhound is literally like “The wolves of Ireland were culled through systematic colonisation and genocide. And yet here I stand on four legs, a descendent of that lost generation. Fear me, for I am the living testament to the tenacity of the Irish spirit and our cultural refusal to simple roll over and give up. Now lemme roll over so you can rub my belly.”

[@keithmays8076]

For some reason, I was reading it in Liam Neeson's voice. Just don't do it while drinking. Bad for your health.

[@nicedayright4064]

"No, I'm what happened to the wolves."

[@sarah593]

I have an irish wolfhound x rotti hands down best guard dog I have ever had. Best qualities of both breeds.

[@keithmays8076]

@@sarah593 Rottie AND Irish Wolfhound??? 😳That had to be one hell of a Hound of the Baskervilles. I mean, I can't even begin to imagine what that combo looks like.

[@karnewarrior]

"Once upon a time there were wolves in Eire, long-tailed hounds three-quarters the height of a man and one half the weight of a bear. They hunted in packs of dozens, family kith and kin, and brought down the great beasts of the isle with a tenacity feared and respected by every wild faerie and wicked witch of the wood. There are no wolves in Ireland today, but I am here. I am what happened to those wolves. I am the hound that ate the Wolves of Eire."

[@AWEDO]

A robber broke into our house at 3 am. Me and my shiba inu stared at him for half a minute, then both of us started screaming.

[@PARoth2011]

🤣🤣🤣 that is so funny, must have scared the pants off the robber!

[@RecklessADHD]

Waiting for robber reaction

[@XWeedhunterX]

That was the scariest thing that ever happened to me. I never want to see that again. This stopped my robbing days and I went to get a job.

[@opalumbre]

One time someone broke into our old house (i was upstairs taking a nap and my moms dogs, great danes, were downstairs with a couple outside.) we can only guess what happened, but we think it went down like this- robber came in through the front door, dogs saw them and one bit them (blood smear on the wall), they were chased into my brothers room where they managed to hide. They decided to try and take my brothers pc (it was in the middle of the room) when perhaps they saw a massive shadow move in front of the window… at this point they must have realized there was no good way out for them. A couple trying to break down the door, some in the backyard just waiting for them to try and leave. Eventually they left through the window and probably scrambled over the fence. We never had issues like that again. The funniest part to me it that my mom had a doormat that said “hope you like big-ass dogs” and a little sign that said “big dog mom” so I don’t know what the robber expected.

[@wolvie9083]

This reminds me of a story about my grandfather being a chihuahua breeder. At one point in time he had dozens of chihuahuas all over the house and one night a burglar broke in. My grandfather was woken up by the sounds of over 30 chihuahuas barking and the robber screaming. He left through the backdoor and over the fence but lost his shoe and sock.

[@arolurker3511]

I’m guessing they were expecting friendly dogs

[@jackthesmoltangerine]

@@wolvie9083 XD

[@shiram88]

HAHAHA

[@aryak.9623]

Cool now i know what breed choose in the future.

[@KittyClaudia]

Rottweilers are such goofy love balls and I love how they "puuurrr" when they feel happy ♥

[@sexyseniorcitizen5039]

As a robber I can confirm, this is 100% accurate

[@noelleumina1181]

dam a sexy senior citizen robber too

[@idiotgoddess2114]

Hold on

[@ShammaAzmi]

I don't know if I should laugh or call the police 😂

[@mkcarter4065]

🤣

[@kamwahh]

OMG YOUR NAME LMFAOO 😂 😆

[@theirmanager5204]

My house got broken into when my rottie was about a year and a half. They took a lot of stuff. My poor boy was so frightened hiding at the end of the upstairs hallway. Knowing His excitable and friendly personality, I imagine the whole thing went down with him trying to say hello and getting shouted at or kicked and then running away. Poor Winston.

[@Theiana]

Poor baby...I hope he is okay❤️

[@theirmanager5204]

@@Theiana he’s doing so good, thank you for asking. He’s on some meds for his joints, he’s very old now and has bad arthritis. He’s my hero ❤️

[@beartheconfused6798]

I owned three Pitbulls mixes. One of my dogs bear was huge but was mostly confused and or shy 90% of the time, Spot was old. CP was smaller then bear but he was viscous. To this day i remember a list of stories my dad told me on walks. He in his 3 year life. 1.attacked two pugs one of which had its back ripped out. 2. Killed multiple birds while peeing 3.attacked a corgi through a fence bite down on the corgis snout and while pulling back through the chain fence. Eventually he killed our cat so we sent him and bear to new owners where I got so mad. Apparently while bear was sent to a loving family with a baby CP was put down. I know CP sounds like a psychotic killer but he was really hyper and had the personality of a Labrador with people he knew. It was just *any* other animal in a 50 mile radius he disliked. So yeah if a robber came into our house with anything less then a rifle he wouldn’t have stood a fraction of a chance. Hope your Rottweiler isn’t suffering any trauma or has changed his personality after the robbery.

[@griffins750]

@@theirmanager5204If your looking for some healthy food with him getting older check out “Dr Harvery’s” super healthy great for aging dogs whose bodies are struggling with aging. Been feeding it too our dog since he was a puppy and knock of wood never had a single unscheduled vet visit outside of a back injury because my dog is an idiot 😂 but seriously it’s the healthiest food I’ve ever seen, to the point where my buddy who comes from a bit of a rough family/area was over at my place while I was feeding my dog dinner and literally said “Dude that looks better than the food I eat at home!… Can I try it?” I let him… Fed my dog and then promptly bought my friend dinner 😅

[@Aemilius46]

Poor Rottie!! 😢💔 That's so Sad!!

[@240devil1]

100% accurate on the Irish Wolfhound. I had one and one day, he may have been a year old, I came home from work and he was laying on his bed. He looked normalish size but then he stood up to greet me and I learned how truly big he was. Massive dogs. And a fantastic family pet.

[@marykuettner752]

I had one too. She never barked except for on command but just stood up and looked at people she deemed sus.

[@professorbutters]

I briefly dated a guy who had two Irish wolfhounds and he told me that when his ex moved out, she took all the furniture and he thought about it and just never replaced it. When he was in his computer room with both dogs, that room was completely full of dog. They were really sweet, but the older dog was only six and already had stage four cancer. They just don’t live long.

[@Chaos_Gargoyle]

@@professorbutters aw that's really a bummer!! Purebreds almost always have complications, it's why people get mixed breeds because, I've had dogs live to be 15 and I'm almost certain the reason she lasted so long as cuz she was a dauchaund and a terrier mix

[@professorbutters]

@@Chaos_Gargoyle It’s really a problem with all the giant breeds. The size causes a lot of physical stress.

[@Chaos_Gargoyle]

@@professorbutters appsolutly! I have a big dog who is mixed breed and he has seizures, but he is as happy as could be!

[@namelessone5968]

My Dachsund just saw a frog came out of hiding and now she is barking like it's a life and death scenario.

[@lizillusion2318]

Corgi’s are more like unintentional alarm systems. They bark at *everything*, but will absolutely treat anybody who enters the house as like their best friend. Having had two, this has been my experience both times.

[@ricardokang448]

were u obsessed by its hips coz the video uploader is Idk why?

[@feedherthecorn1176]

@@ricardokang448 it’s because they have big butts

[@lizillusion2318]

@@ricardokang448 Um, wtf are you saying.

[@dokothegermanshepherd3990]

Iv had one she's will bite anyone who comes in toes and then love on them I don't get it

[@taylorhodge8041]

So basically my dog?

[@HardPhoenixRock]

Shiba is the proof that sometimes the threat of violence alone is deterrent enough.

[@eXpriest]

And then akitas are for when it's not

[@chuckles1357]

My Akita was the same. Best guard dog ever!

[@CherylJ-lf1tw]

I have a Shiba Inu and my husband walked in with someone on speaker and she thought that person was breaking in. My Shiba was growling with her teeth bore until she saw it was him. Her playmate is a 110 lb Akita. I wouldn’t want to be on the wrong end of either. We joke and call our Shiba our alarm and our Akita her backup.

[@BlackWhirlwindSett]

Best robber story I've heard was from this vet tech I knew. She had a breeding pairs of English Mastiffs her female was over 240lbs while the male was over 300lbs. She got a call from the police at work, because the robber was a tug of war toy to them. She said that Male was super sweet and gentle, she believed the robber stepped on his tail in the dark.

[@TheJwbooth]

He's lucky not to be a midnight snack

[@jagmeetvirdi5775]

​@@TheJwbooth 😂😂 fr

[@gauravkumar3146]

It’s absolutely amazing how the robber has that many expressions. I mean he literally gave different facial expressions every time after entering the room.

[@Alsonameholder]

The Rottweiler is definitely accurate. My dad used to have a German Rottweiler and he was the biggest softie I've ever seen. He was big he could stand on his hind legs and almost touch my shoulders. I'm 6'0. Called him mini bear because one day while playing video games I saw something big pop into view outside the window. Honestly thought it was a bear until I saw it was him. And despite all that. He was still terrified of a hawk's feather, a stray kitten and his own freaking puppies. Had to make sure he wouldn't leave for milk bones.

[@majortom1538]

I've got a German Rottweiler named Yoda, biggest sweetheart ever but everyone's afraid of him because they think we have a domesticated bear roaming the house, he's so big

[@astinkytaco]

@@majortom1538 lazy I am go get obi-wan you must

[@codyadams9258]

I feel like not enough credit has been given to the milk bone joke.

[@prettysagexx]

But everyone is actually afraid of my dog since he has killed like for kittens and one Cobra he has killed many type of Snakes and also killed some rats (he's a original rottweiler btw)

[@potpie27]

I'm a dog walker, and this guy who worked at a 7-11 where I used to drop into, asked if any of my dogs bite people...then said his friend's rottweiler back at home killed an intruder who hopped the family's compound, courtyard fence. (home was in another country) Unfortunately he then showed me the picture of the dead guy on his cellphone. Barf. I don't shop at that 7-11 anymore.

[@annlocke8268]

I live alone in a very rural area and people always ask me if I get scared about being robbed or whatever. I have an Irish Wolfhound, an Australian Shepard, 2 Chihuahuas, and 3 Rottweilers so I figure if someone wants to break into my home, best of luck to them. 😂

[@coriknight9073]

Honestly, the Chis are probably leading the pack in an attack.

[@kierre35]

@@coriknight9073 instigating at minimum lol

[@annlocke8268]

@@coriknight9073 100%

[@tamplushboy8452]

The power of dooge

[@MaskoftheWraith]

You must walk about 10 miles a day 😂

[@ThisIsJaysWorld]

The basset hound one is so accurate. That howl will have your ears ringing in close quarters and it's definitely gonna wake me up and alert me to a robber 😂

[@Daisy30y03]

Next to the husky, omg yes their howls are LOUD

[@StarlightStella613]

Can confirm, a neighbor has a Basset and leaves it in the front yard all day to howl at anybody who passes by the fence.

[@rickandrius2737]

@@StarlightStella613 Feelin' this neighbor's vibes 😅

[@elisecooper1944]

My first husband ha an attack Bassett. They never saw her coming. Big dog. Big strong bite. Short legs.

[@FireskysNightfall]

only thing I wished was that it was portraited as a happy howl, both our Bassets was sucky guarddogs in the sense they loved everyone, but yeah happy baying like crazy as soon as someone came and said hi until we gave em a "warning the gaming owner" treat :)

[@hay-sci-fiacumb6964]

bro, you're the best. Rottweiler similarity 100% I'm not a robber, but I was also met for the first time by my girlfriend's Rottweiler. he really had such a smile. really! 30 years have already passed, but you brought me back to that time.

[@radicalpaddyo]

Irish wolfhounds are mostly pretty relaxed and friendly. But they are huge and very fast. A customer of mine had two and a huge fenced in garden/park for them to run in, and they would rapidly chase down any small creature that they saw and tear it to shreds. I had a "smaller" colleague that was terrified of them, because he was afraid if he moved too fast they would think he was a rabbit or something and hunt him down.

[@FuschelChan]

Irish Wolfhounds are great, one cured me of being scared of dogs by just being the gentlest boy ever. And not wanting me to leave him. He just put his paw and face on my thigh and his owner sighed and said "Looks like you need to stay, he wants to marry you."

[@thebeatup44]

Laughed so hard at the Shiba Inu cause mine literally stares at strangers for way too long when on walks and refuses to move until they move away, which is very awkward for me

[@AlwaysTryingToBeABetterHuman]

Not a Shiba but mine does that too. I just stare at him while he stares at them 😅

[@thebeatup44]

@@AlwaysTryingToBeABetterHuman fight fire with fire they say

[@Catherinetatethefkingliberty]

​@@AlwaysTryingToBeABetterHuman 😂😂

[@RuleNr34]

The dachshund motto is very much "death before dishonour". Mine has chased a naughty doberman across a field. If a burglar kicked him, that would not be the end of the conversation. He is also the friendliest dog i have ever seen and greets everyone we meet and plays with every dog. He just takes no shit, no matter how big he is. We have much to learn from the dachshunds.

[@kingmasterlord]

I used to have a red long-haired one that kept picking fights with a Great Pyrenees, who would just stand their patiently waiting for us to pull him off

[@sungoddess4868]

My jar jar is the same way. He loves everyone but will not take any shit lol

[@lucakat9262]

@@sungoddess4868 same with my sisters dogs, Emma and Chloe.😂

[@TheAnon26]

Dachshounds tend to get underestimated. They are not lapdogs, they were bred to hunt. And not just hunt anything - they were bred to hunt badgers, in their burrows. And badgers in their burrows are not exactly helpless prey... Dont mess with dachshounds.

[@misterhot9163]

My dachshund will take on anything with 4 legs…. And sometimes with 2, even 3….

[@AnjaliDandriyal]

My Tibetan Mastiff will definitely not allow a robber to even come on to our property, let alone our home lol

[@zenwilds2911]

My grandma had a Rottweiler/German Shepherd mix that my uncle trained. His name was Rambo. A robber broke into my grandma's house. He left without an arm. Collapsed a few feet from the window he jumped back out of. That robber was wanted for murder. He survived, but my grandma's dining room was a bloodbath. That dog saved my grandma's life. I will love him always and never forget him.

[@thecommonman9524]

Lived up to the name.

[@emilykapallen4979]

Bitch got what he deserved, breaking into an old woman’s house like that!

[@seamonster7081]

@@thecommonman9524 definitely

[@yournumberonepal]

For sure, rottweiler's are the second most aggressive dog breed against intruders. I've had 6 and you need to introduce new people otherwise you ☠️☠️☠️

[@God-ch8lq]

my father had a german shepherd/cane corso mix named ogre when he was younger, said dog was originally raised as an attack dog by some shady dude he was super chill and gentle, also really protective of his human, unless you were an arab construction worker, he just seemed to hate em

[@14gears55]

As a Jack Russell owner, that is a realistic portrayal of their fearlessness. I’ve had people come near my truck (18 wheeler) and he’s always ready for a fight. Doesn’t matter the size, he’ll take them down

[@white.rabbit1871]

I actually had a Jack Russell Terrier when I was in HS. And exactly the same. "It's go time, b*tch!" 😂

[@lukakaps9548]

My Jack Russell is legit all bark no bite. He always sizes up and barks and growls but when there is real trouble he hides behind his bigger brother who is the exact opposite (a blonde hovie) but he is 30 inches over 100lbs so it's really more a hiding under him than behind him.

[@white.rabbit1871]

@@lukakaps9548 Mine was the opposite. A dog of similar height and weight tried to run up on us while we were walking to the store. Jack Russell (and yes, I named my JRT Jack Russell 😆) bit the dog's leg and crapped in his yard. That point forward, Jack Russell Terriers became my favorite small breed.

[@lukakaps9548]

@@white.rabbit1871 im with ya, our jrt is from a shelter we got him when I was 9. That was January 2012. He is the absolute best, although he is very old now, because here in Germany animal shelters often lie about the age of dogs so that they seem younger and have an easier time getting a home. But what they have told us is that he will be 14 in May this year. But he is likely more around 15-16.

[@Plethorality]

​@@white.rabbit1871its the pooing on their territory that is their signature move. Rip Angus. They are the best dogs. But they atre not a small breed. They are just compact big breeds. Travel sized. They all think they are huge.

[@sptony2718]

There are two kinds of guard dogs; the ones that will deny access and the ones that won't let you get away. Now imagine both working in tandem for home security.

[@jorgebarriosmur]

F*ck! What a messy situation!

[@melechmelech9584]

I don't let the robber out, you don't let the police in.

[@l3ftie578]

Torso stays in the house, legs get dragged outside

[@MoonLitChild]

This was how Lhasa Apso and Tibetian Mastifs were used in Buddhist temples-- Lhasa are small but have the lung capacity of something ten times their size. Assuming you got by the "alarm bell" you were *not* getting by the actual muscle. I owned a Lhasa, they're insanely sweet but incredibly protective and tenacious.

[@michaelnorrish7536]

The Rottweiler has a full on Willem Defoe smile, god it’s terrifying. Favourite has to be the Wolfhound, i only recently saw one my God it was huge!

[@DieMenja]

We had a boxer and he was a great watchdog. People he knew could enter the home safely, but couldn't leave when they grabbed something of the home. My cousin once was supposed to pick up a bag in our home and then phoned us, that he couldn't carry it outside, he was only allowed to leave without it. So yes, he would have a *talk* with a robber. 😀

[@azcardinalds2360]

That does not make sence, I have heard of this were dogs will let people enter but not leave, that just makes no sence, why do you think?

[@DieMenja]

@Az cardinalds23 it makes sense, since the dog knew my cousin was family... but not enough to leave with the bag. A stranger would not have been able to enter

[@moonenvoy8048]

As a havanese owner it's great to see representation and so accurate! Of course, that's just in her head. She really doesn't realize how small and NOT intimidating she is but thinks she's the enforcer of the entire neighborhood. Love these videos so much!

[@vuchaser99]

Then she runs like hell for 15 minutes and climbs on the back of the couch to get the high ground

[@Pikaxsu]

We were thinking Irish Wolf Hound as our guard dog for our antiques store - but the breeders said no (laughing), it will not even get up from the warm bed before a fire. We ended out with a Bouvier - which incidentally grew to be almost the hight of a Irish Wolf Hound and was double the width. Also did it's job extremely well. Looked like a bear, was a real teddy for family. Once heard it growl. You know the roar lion males inform their territory? That voice is closest that came out of our dog as a nice first warning for a stranger. "Wouldn't do that if I were you." (I actually turned my head to look if our TV was on, because I could not understand the voice was coming form a _dog_ .) Never heard anything like that from a dog. Not before, not since.

[@matthewwitzig6534]

Irish Wolfhounds tend not to be protective of territory, but rather of people. They're extremely mellow animals right up until you threaten humans they've bonded with or do something they see as provocative, at which point they pointedly remind you of how big and fast they are.

[@lordkrishnastolemyheart5485]

Bouviers are some of the most ultimate badass breeds. Because they are the most affectionate well tempered gentle giants with friends and family. But pity the dumbass that tries to break in and gets destroyed by one.

[@jackydooley6053]

The contrast between the Irish red setter and the irish wolfhound are legendary and it makes me even MORE proud of being irish than i thought was possible! 😂🇮🇪🇮🇪😂

[@thatguynamedaiden3468]

As a Shiba owner, I know what they do. My dog literally enters zen mode outside our house and he crosses his arms and stands on one leg and stares through the window.

[@DaxianPreston]

My grandmother had a Shiba. That dog was a complete sociopath. He always looked happy. He ignored the cat and miniature pug he lived with. However when another dog got near, say within about a foots distance. It was go time. Straight for the neck. Otherwise he was quite friendly.

[@thatguynamedaiden3468]

@@DaxianPreston Yeah my Shiba doesn’t try to hurt any other dogs he just walks right past them without any troubles but when a dog goes for him he just runs as fast as he can from them.

[@AbhijeetKumar-cm3jh]

No wonder he's a doge

[@oiseaufeu]

@@DaxianPreston I can confirm that. I once encountered a shiba while walking my dog and it just was aggressive. The owner explained to me that she did that to dominate other dogs and then let them play with her. That's my only time meeting a shiba with my dog.

[@magmat0585]

Irish wolf hound is accurate. Had a lady in my neighborhood who had one, problem was she was all of 5 feet and had (literally) no control over her dog. He wanted to go into someone else's house, or wanted to go somewhere while on a walk, he could and would

[@mariasundy]

I had a neighbor with two and she was also 5feet. They were really sweet dogs… one died, and I felt so bad for her.

[@kyoswkyosw1216]

Local highland games I loooove seeing the wolfhounds. Few can come to an agreement with them but they’re so pretty

[@hayleybartek8643]

She might as well get a bridle and saddle.

[@BrightWulph]

My sisters dog is a wolfhound mix, he is the biggest sweetie on Earth. She also can't walk him because he's too strong. 😆

[@bwcat5586]

I loved the Shiba portrayal as a soulless, calculating, psychopath. Absolutely hilarious!

[@melissainge218]

Anything bred to take on bears is at least half psychotic 😮

[@davylucas6244]

​@@melissainge218bears? But Shiba is so small

[@melissainge218]

@@davylucas6244 unless I have the breed mixed up . They are from Japan and when paired with a mate, both hunt. The female willl attack from the back while the bear is distracted and attacks the front.

[@sneezingcat7656]

Let’s be honest, they are not calculating, not a thought behind those eyes, as least that’s how it is with most I meet. Blank stare

[@fluffyfeathers2124]

@@melissainge218 shiba inu were bred for hunting game, but i can't find anything on hunting bears - apparently *akitas* were though, in the same way you're describing here. the male distracts the bear & the female runs around and attacks it until the hunter arrives

[@9liveslie-cat-lie129]

Seeing these videos always put a smile on my face thank you Love your rottweiler, you nailed the facial expression perfectly.

[@andrewb6194]

As a kid, I had a Saint, and he unironically scared off someone who tried to break in. From what I heard, some guy tried to break in through the window, and he rushed up to that window and immediately went on the offense. Can’t say we had too many problems after that. He was a nice dog, but when push came to shove, he’d make you think twice before doing anything stupid. In other words, he worked on German Shepard AI

[@MDP1702]

Yeah, we have a saint-bernard too, they are known to be protective of family and home, but if they know a person or are with a trusted family member they are gentile to everyone, though also quite excited to meet people, at least this is the case with my dog. There is an anecdote of my sisters boyfriend who came to surprise her by coming a day earlier than planned (lives further away) and as he walked up, our dog was showing agressive protective signs, even making him a bit afraid, but the moment our saint recognised him, he became just excited to see him instead.

[@scottchaison1001]

No.

[@andrewb6194]

@@scottchaison1001 Huh?

[@inuyashaslvr]

beethoven irl?

[@IW3527]

My family has a damn pack of Saints bernards the slobber is extremely accurate and may function as a booby trap if the robber slips on it. 50/50 chance an intruder will be mauled by the more protective dogs or crushed to death by the combined 500lbs of the ones that just want to cuddle everything. If the intruder has facial hair and angry mama dog is in the house its a 100% chance of their face being ripped off, she has an irrational hatred of men with beards or mustaches when she first meets them. Of course someone would have to be insane, stupid, or deaf to stay in the house after hearing their barking.

[@hannaha4631]

The dachshund was INCREDIBLY accurate. As was Irish Wolfhund. But favorite...I'm torn between slasher smile Shiba Inu and Havanese inate black ops know-how.

[@Delia-ou1ju]

Shiva are creepy….glad this confirm it

[@whitneyfeldmeier745]

I'm pretty sure that was a nod to sherlock holmes (Downey Jr and Jude law)

[@shibedoge6131]

I have a shibe and she is all time aggressive around strange noises and people

[@estoysetoy121]

@@shibedoge6131 yeah I like to believe a normal Shibe Inu will give an intruder instant hell.

[@SteIIaPolaris]

@@estoysetoy121 mine thinks everyone is her friend lmao

[@j.jnerdamy320]

As someone who has owned two Havanese puppies, and I know for a fact that they are exactly like that.They will learn your weaknesses and exploit them. By the end of the first few months of having them, they will be running the entire house. Also this is such a funny series. Can you do Alaska malamutes next? They're pretty chill, but have big personality

[@marciovalerio3809]

I've got one. 1 year and a half old, the little one. It's annoying and at the same time mesmerizing how good she is at manipulating us into doing what she wants.

[@j.jnerdamy320]

@@marciovalerio3809 my dad didn't want the first Havanese. However, after the first couple of months, he was her personal egg chef and would do anything for the puppy. Don't get me wrong, the rest of my family was nice to the dog as well, but she literally controlled my dad

[@marciovalerio3809]

@@j.jnerdamy320 sounds like a Havie, indeed. I've never had a small breed. Rotweilers, GSD, pit bull, boxers, had them all. Now I can't see my life without a Havanese.

[@reikun86]

@@marciovalerio3809 My family has a 9 year old maltipoo. She has my dad wrapped around her little paw, and he claims that he doesn't like "frou frou dogs."

[@nicklapallo9090]

I had no idea a dog like the Havanese existed

[@jacobnauman5801]

A Rottweiler once got stuck in my Amazon van. He was too scared to get down using the metal step with the holes in it, so we just kinda chilled for 40 minutes until someone got home. He tried to get my lunch, but he was just a big drooly sweetie 😍

[@BelleTolles]

The corgi 😂😂💀. Best yet. And the Shiba Inu grin kills me every time. These are all gold

[@FBI-sr2eg]

My pug beagle mix actually had an encounter with a robber, and his reaction was to run through the house screaming at the top of his lungs waking the whole house up

[@samuelmcneill1120]

I mean for a dog that size that’s about the best they can do. They ain’t gonna hurt the robber but they can sure as hell set off the alarms and give you time to respond.

[@optimusprimus89]

Who? The robber or the dog??

[@SolaScientia]

Really loving how accurate these are. My grandma had a dachshund and, yeah, that impression was basically how that dog was. Pretty sure he nipped everyone in the family at least once and only really liked my grandma. RIP to some flesh if you dared touch his back when he got old and started having the usual long dog back issues.

[@guccideltaco]

A good friend of mine's parents ALWAYS had dachshunds, and they would yell at you from the moment you rang the bell, until they were satisfied that you were welcomed by the humans. But DON'T try to touch them at any time, ever.

[@SolaScientia]

@@guccideltaco I'm definitely a cat person. Dogs are fine, but not my choice of pet. That said, if I were to ever have a dog after my cats pass on, I'll never get a small dog, especially not a dachshund. I know it's all in how the dogs are raised, but I've never met a little dog who didn't think it was 10 times the size it really was.

[@brigidtheirish]

That's dachshunds, alright. They pretty much pick one person and everyone else can go to hell. And they'll help you get there.

[@ivorynk752]

Great dog if you want something that can look intimidating without actually acting intimidating.

[@guccideltaco]

@@SolaScientia Same here on the dog sizes. My best dog ever was an 85 lb. Labrador Retriever, and I've loved Labs and Lab mixes ever since.

[@evasiveupgrade]

As the human to a German rotwiler the accuracy is uncanny. From my experience they are the most loveable dogs out there

[@Darknienna08]

My one experience with an Irish wolfhound was that he was incredibly huge and lonely. All the other dogs at the daycare would just frantically bark when he entered the yard and he would be too scared to move. So he had to be kept separate most of the time. He was incredibly sweet though.

[@SixxThirtyFive]

This made me so sad. Omg I'm gonna keep thinking about this.

[@bluedevil9377]

I've only heard of this dog in Irish folklore but never knew they existed

[@kimesch9698]

Love love love Irish Wolfhounds. Very smart, great with kids, other animals. Need a job though or will be unhappy.

[@parkerbrown-nesbit1747]

@@bluedevil9377 I've met one. They are very tall (32-34 inches at the shoulder), but very sweet-natured. However, you can't allow them off leash (unless you have a very tall fence). They're sighthounds, and if they see something, they're gone.

[@bluedevil9377]

@@kimesch9698 so they're hardwired working dogs?

[@Lurklen]

Had a shar-pei for years, she was the toughest baby I ever saw. That dog could literally chew nails (I do not know where she would find them, but on multiple occasions I found her just walking around gnawing on long roofing nails, every time she was less than impressed when I took them away). She was once hit by a car, got up shook it off, and ran back to the house, the car had a dent she was fine. However, when something actually caused her pain, she was such a baby about it. She got stung by a bee once, and her whole head swelled up like a brick (like cube form, it was horrible and kind of hilarious, I've never been so worried while trying not to laugh) and she whimpered non-stop. She was allergic to...basically food, like all foodstuffs really, it was so expensive to feed her. As a result, she frequently had enflamed paws, and sometimes she would squeal like a baby if you touched them. Now there were no wounds on them or anything, and when she had surgery to cut off a cyst, and she tore those stiches leaping in a single bound over my couch (and the person sitting on it), she did not care. But if you touched those sensitive paws she would start to quiver like her skin was a living thing trying to escape. Such a high threshold for pain, such a low tolerance of it. Thankfully she didn't have many other skin issues, she was Bonemouth, so she wasn't as wrinkly, but her ears gave her trouble and she got smelly when he had a reaction to things. It was cancer that got her in the end. I miss that girl.

[@007Julie]

Aww, great stories and loving memories you have of your furbaby. Thanks for sharing.

[@spnfancurl5026]

I have a shar-pei mix and even I can attest that the swollen paws and ear infections are a huge issue.

[@Lurklen]

@@spnfancurl5026 We discovered the only thing that kept them down was feeding her raw food, the vet wanted us to keep them clean and rub some stuff on her paws, but that was...a challenge to say the least.

[@Lurklen]

@@007Julie Thanks for reading! She was a sweet girl, considering she had a growl that could make a grown man's knees shake, and at times a smell that could strip paint. I'm glad people can appreciate her, even if it's just through some stories.

[@spnfancurl5026]

@@Lurklen Thank you. Ill look into the raw food.

[@WildKat25]

I have a Havanese/Bichon Mix and he is super aggressive against strangers in the home (unless I or my spouse tell him it is okay). Once when I was home alone with my Havanese Mix and a Chihuahua/Rat Terrier Mix (both a year old then) my spouse came home super late at night (10pm) and all the lights were off in the house. My dogs immediately leapt off the bed and attacked my spouse in the dark. The Havanese bit the steel-toed boot so hard that he gouged the leather so the metal underneath was showing. When he couldn't bite through the boot he used his 30 pound body to smash straight into the front of the leg and get my spouse onto his knees. From there he started to jump up and bite at the arms to try and pull him to the ground. The Chihuahua/Rat Terrier would dart and pull at the pant legs the entire time until my spouse was on their knees. My spouse only called out when he figure they were actually going to get hurt. They immediately stopped attacking when they realized it was my spouse and started to happily greet him. It was a bit surprising at how viciously they attacked an unknown assailant in the dark. Especially at how good my Havanese was at getting a 6' plus adult onto the ground with the other dog acting as a distraction.

[@WildKat25]

@Xana Lei Oh my Havanese is normally such a sweetheart! That's why it was so surprising to learn how aggressive he could be with someone that he thought was an intruder. I foster orphaned Neonatal kittens and he is so gentle and sweet with them to the point that he always checks up on them if they so much as squeak. Both of my dogs are really good with my fosters and with kids, so I was pretty shocked to see both of them so ready to take down what they thought was a threat.

[@JeveGreen]

2 is a team. The tiny guy takes the advantage to fuck with your foe, the big guy does the damage. It doesn't get simpler. :D

[@TheWeirdestOfBugs]

Your Havanese sounds like a real badass. Total respect and all the belly rubs to him and his friend!

[@WildKat25]

@@TheWeirdestOfBugs They both get all the love and belly rubs! Both of them are great foster uncles to orphaned kittens that I foster as well. They are so gentle with tiny kittens, but little terminators to strangers in the home, lol.

[@TheWeirdestOfBugs]

@@WildKat25 Chapeau to them! :D

[@Thorninjag]

The dachshund is so angry it started speaking morse code. 💀💀💀💀

[@BeccaHetrick]

That's swearing....

[@Thorninjag]

@@BeccaHetrick It sounded like Morse though.

[@ritaandphoebefritzvidsxr]

BAHAHA

[@Truth274]

Dude has that penny wise smile.

[@69gmc250]

@@BeccaHetrickyes but it swears so much it sounds like Morse code

[@icarusbinns3156]

The wolfhound. “I could sit on you.” They are so aware of how utterly huge they are!

[@bittehiereinfugen7723]

I love wolfhounds! From the looks of them you wouldn't believe how funny and silly they can be while playing.

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@bittehiereinfugen7723 total dorks. I love them so much

[@Burnt_toastyy]

As somebody who has a Rottweiler, the only thing you were missing was the robber being sat on and crushed.

[@adamejcpa]

Childhood friend had a rottweiler. Otto was convinced that he was about the size of a large cat, and couldn't understand why he wasn't allowed to sit on most people's laps

[@SteakNAleOrPonderosa]

Rottie snuggles!

[@ocdplaylistmaker7032]

Hard for him to sit on himself lol

[@jamesbloggs8937]

Used to get woken in a morning by Shae jumping on me. Not sitting. Not strolling. JUMPING. And it never annoyed me.

[@iainarthur7713]

Perhaps a Newfoundland is the best breed for that - the snuggle kill?

[@ni_wink84]

We had a Doberman, she was named babe, she was trained by some guy who owned a junk yard, you could walk in no problem, come hang out sit on the couch, but if you try to leave…. Well, you better just plan on staying 😂😂

[@ShayniBC]

I love this series, but I must say my experience with Rotties has been different than this. I've had two pure bred Rots, both female. The older one (by a few weeks) was 162lb, and the smaller one was about 80 (one of my good friends had a 170lb girl). Everyone was terrified of our big girl, but it was the small one you had to look out for. On walks it was hilarious to see the parting of sidewalk seas. They both loved company, as long as they knew we welcomed you. They loved children and other dogs and were exceptionally well behaved loving members of our family. But should anyone lash out in anger at our house, or attempt to break in, they were immediately shown how protective they would and could get. One story comes to mind. We had a 6 foot tall solid fence and doggie door for our babies. One day a guy jumped the fence around dusk. We didn't hear it but our girls did. They took off running out the back as we looked at each other. We followed but before we could get there we heard screaming. As we ran outside we saw a man trying to now leave back over the fence, half of his shirt on the ground, our little girl latched onto his leg not allowing him to fully get over the fence, and her big sister nipping at his foot. We looked at each other at the crazy scene then told them to leave it. They dropped down to a sit and kept growling. The guy fell over the other side of the fence and when we looked over it he was hobbling down the street. Then they got treats.

[@glowindark64]

I love this. I'm thinking of getting rotties. Have had other dogs. They sound amazing

[@YAK0SEI]

Yeah, that's a Rottweiler for ya. Not sure what this video was portraying. I've never seen a rotty act like a goofball with a stranger.

[@ShayniBC]

@@YAK0SEI Yeah, neither have I. Especially with a home invader. Mine would have just attacked if we weren't home. And that robber would've gotten his ass torn up. Damn, I miss my girls. They lived well over the age purebred Rotts normally do, but it was still hard to loose them.

[@ShayniBC]

​@@glowindark64 They are amazing! Loyal to a fault, protective of those they love, and easily trainable. The only issue I can see is purebred rotts can have some issues due to so much inbreeding throughout time. They have an average lifespan of 7-11 years, dependent upon gender. They can also have medical issues, especially toward the end of life. My girls beat some of these odds. One lived to 16 (my big girl), and the other lived until 14. Throughout their life they were healthy until the last year. Our little girl ended up with a brain issue that couldn't be fixed and she sat and screamed like I've never heard come from any animal, she couldn't focus on anything, and couldn't eat or drink. The vet tried so many things, but nothing worked. Our big girl ended up having cysts and lumps all over her body and became so lethargic she wouldn't move. The vet once again tried, and tried. It wasn't cancer, and if it was an infection of some type the many rounds of antibiotics didn't help. I will say that even with the end being hard, I wouldn't give up many, many happy years with them. I miss them to this day.

[@glowindark64]

@@ShayniBC thank you very much for the info! You sound like a wonderful parent to your animals and have given them wonderful lives!

[@alexandermcgovern1471]

Irish wolfhounds are big and built and bred to stop wolves. They are the best protectors of children and often bind well. And they tend to be snuggle buddies. But threaten their bonded one and you’re on the menu.

[@mariannebrock9387]

You are then the main course!

[@aryak.9623]

This is really fun cause its clear that he REALLY knows how dog breeds behave. Without stereotypes he really, really nailed it.

[@AidenPlayzGames]

Rotties are awesome. People are terrified of them but they are just so chill.

[@woodysmith2681]

I will never stop laughing over the Dachshund. So accurate. They love their 1 person intensely but will absolutely attack the shins of everyone else.

[@onlyredones]

You are so right! They are brave little souls. The best pups in the world too. I've had them all my life. ❤❤❤❤

[@Lord_Numpty]

My best friend has a Dachshund. Out of all men, the dog likes only him and will attempt to castrate anyone else.

[@grrrrr-u7z]

i have three dachshunds and they are the most protective things in this universe though maybe a bit too protective

[@systlin2596]

My mother in law had 2 (sadly since passed of old age). When I started dating my now husband, apparently I passed some sort of test without knowing it. Meaning her dogs...well, didn't LIKE me, but would accept pets and treats from me without cussing me out in Dachshund. She's liked me since!

[@silktom]

My mom has one. That idiot is the smallest and most aggressive of all our 8 dogs. The second he gets out of his cage, he attacks our American Bully for no reason, deliberately. He also joins fights against dogs twice his size, again deliberately. He's also a sneaky bastard who proudly steals food from both humans and fellow pets. He's also our only dog (out of 8) who actually bit a human, and we have a German Shepherd! Nevertheless, that idiot is so full of love to his humans, is actually the best guard dog out of the 8 and we love him 😅❤

[@Ksportin]

I did not expect to see Havanese on the list because they are such rare dogs around here that nobody has even heard of them. I'm not sure if my two would go after an intruder but I know for a fact that they would not stop barking and growling until at least 5 minutes after the intruder left.

[@jenford7212]

Havanese like having backup.

[@freddatijerino8008]

As a owner of 2 Havanese, i can confirm, they will attack your weak spots if they see them

[@Ndi1st]

1000% - as a fellow Havanese owner, these are my thoughts exactly. 😂

[@AuLily1]

As an owner of a Havanese as well, I am surprised how protective this little love is. Once he's told the person is ok, he's in their lap saying hello in no time. They are great alert dogs, too.

[@CherryJuli]

Here in Germany they are actually quite common especially among older people.

[@noushawitch]

Absolutely correct regarding Irish Setter 😂 My late girl was just the same and we often joked that if a robber breakes in, she'd actually help them 😅 She thought she was a person, not a dog, didn't like playing with other dogs, only with people... Dies of bone cancer at the age of 15. Absolutely adorable creature 😢

[@AnakinGozie77]

So sad 😢

[@14GFC]

The Rottweiler dances with the robber? I don’t get it.

[@ThatGuyRighty]

@@14GFCRottweilers can have a hard time determining the severity of a situation. While also have issues maintaining focus. Almost to the point you would think they have ADHD. In the past they were used by law enforcement, but was replaced by the German Shepherd. This is because, for example, a Rottweiler will be chasing a perp. **Sees butterfly** Perp no longer exists.

[@MDyson151]

The Dachshund bleeped out swearing just had me in stitches. The Rottweiler is just the perfect combination of Jim Carrey and Jack Nicolson. Someone else mentioned this and I completely agree with this.

[@RubinblauRB]

Saint Bernard is incredibly accurate. My grandpa had one 20 years ago, and that dog drooled everywhere. He also loved to shake himself and send his spit flying. One time it even ended up in someones drink when they were out in a beer garden.

[@chrishubbard64]

Interact with a bernard and you WILL walk away covered in slobber and hair. I had a picture of me hanging out with a friends bernard while they were on vacation with half my outfit a different color from all the hair covering it completely welded on by dried slobber. SUCH a loving breed though. The only downside is the tendency to lean into you.

[@myladycasagrande863]

@@chrishubbard64 just trying to warm you up - they were bred to rescue people lost in the snow!

[@spectral_moss]

That last one is very accurate, my havanese is often too smart for his own good. He is 11 years old now and I’ve seen him have better forethought and strategic thinking than some people lol.

[@komandantData]

Mine is 13 years old and also very smart, even though we humans failed at training him (I think we could have taught him so much more with his intelligence). They’re also very lovable and giving- I love havanese breed so much!

[@magicalomaha2804]

And so athletic too! My Havanese was fearless. We had to get a taller fence because he could leap a chain link one!

[@BlackKnightPZ]

My old rottie was dangerous. Not from her bite, but from her intense excitement and she would turn into a doggy missile and genuinely knocked out one of my teeth. Absolute cuddle bug tho. I loved that dog, but you usually had to get her attention on the other side of the door and hope the glass didn't break.

[@AutumnLuvsJesus]

They are only mean when trained to be, eh?! ❤❤❤

[@theaveragemale]

Mine are very similar to that I have a male and a female Now my male A complete stranger could break into my home kill us all and steal him My female on the other hand Very very sweet when one of us is home I wouldn’t want to walk in this house without one of us here though She’s a completely different dog when we aren’t home Even if she knows you Our dog sitter Whom she absolutely loves and has been dog/house sitting for us since she was a puppy Has started having problems

[@heatherburrell]

The bestest bulldozer, sounds like she was perfect ❤

[@Here_is_Waldo]

Rotties always seem to get a bad rep. I've had two, and they were both the sweetest animals. Most people I've heard from who have owned them seem to agree, yet my last rottie had been stuck in a shelter for nearly a year because no one wanted him because they thought they were a dangerous breed.

[@TypeZeta2]

I have a Rottie who’s an absolute cuddle bug and loves to jump around and she is a GIANT baby. Rottweilers are Fluffy friends

[@Ser-Vex131]

So many people forget just how MASSIVE Irish Wolfhounds are.

[@siriuslee137]

I used to have a Great Pyrenees when I was a kid. My mom was a lawyer, and my dad's job was an hour and a half commute away. I got called out of school around lunch time by my mom's paralegal because there was someone who was scheduled to work on our AC unit that my parents forgot about. He got into the front yard, and the dog cornered him. He was there for a good 45 minutes before my mom's paralegal was able to drop me off at home. I'm not sure which is funnier, that a 12 year old girl was a big burly man's savior, or that all I had to say was "Princess, down!" She stayed in the living room watching him the whole time, I gave the guy some of the cookies my mom and I baked as an apology, and I got out of school early.

[@catherinecrow5662]

My Great Pryenees was the best dog 💔too

[@saraiariella4916]

Great Pyrenees are amazing ✨ My family and I have a Great Pyrenees/Husky Mix. He’s probably as tall as my mom (5ft) when he stands. He’s so protective. Sometimes my mom and dad will play fight & he’ll get very protective of my mom. He’s a big goofy boy with a big heart & big head. I love him so much.

[@overanimated626]

"Princess, down!" makes the mental image of this scene absolutely hysterical 😂

[@realityquotient7699]

I've met a couple of them, a friend has them on his farm mainly for coyote control. Sweet as sugar and gentle as lambs...if you're allowed to be there.

[@priincessxsavv]

I’m crying over the bulldog. We’ve got one and she is the laziest yet spunkiest and most..”vicious” little chunk. Struggles to get up, especially when she rolls over. Yes. I taught my bulldog to roll over.

[@abnesniperjr5776]

Mine does then same thing but he’s 15 and has some hip problems. Heel roll over and sometime get stuck for a min then rights himself just enough to take a nap

[@StitchingUpChaos]

Is it like an adorable chonky flop or like a heap of determined wriggling? I'm trying to picture this lol

[@abnesniperjr5776]

@@StitchingUpChaos it’s a bit if both. Think about a snake trying to move back a forth but staying in place, upside down

[@wendull811]

My bulldog can't roll over he tries but I always need to push him the rest of the way.

[@muzicfreek1986]

I have had a couple of Rotties in my life and both of them were the biggest cowards. Carl didn't have a mean bone in his body and would startle himself whenever he barked because he didn't know where the sound came from. Melanie was my babygirl, she would rather curl up in a blanket nest than deal with people, and when it came to taking her for shots and things, she would hide behind my legs and was terrified of strangers. And like someone else in the comments said, the biggest threat either of my Rotts posed was that they were forever convinced they were lapdogs (annnnnd Melanie liked to shove me off my own bed so she could have it all to herself)

[@vickiamundsen2933]

ahahaha you actually had a "Good Dog Carl"!!

[@muzicfreek1986]

@@vickiamundsen2933 that's exactly who he was named after!! 😁😁

[@azcardinalds2360]

I have an old rott, when I take him for a walk and he hears a dog barking in their yard or see another dog he makes this cry noise. Also he is the first rott I had cause it’s my dads gf dog but I lived here almost 2 years not and there dogs are basically now my step dogs 😅but when I had a pit Bull as a kid if you let his of leash he is gone, nothing you can do to get him back, while walking this dog I learned to walk him off leash and he is the only dog I’ve seen with 0 training that walks 20 feet away from me and look back every few seconds other dogs like labs or pits will be gone but I was supprised to see him not running and making sure I’m not out his sight, I sometimes will hide and he’ll keep walking then I’ll see his ears go up and look around then turn around and walk fast looking for me. Love rotts

[@just_delta-2589]

I used to have a Rottweiler that we named DC. He was such a good boy, only ever bit me once as a kid and even back then I recognized it was my fault because I wouldn't leave him alone and kept squeezing him too hard, so he opened his mouth and got me in the jaw and the top of my forehead at once. But immediately he pulled back and started whining and cuddling me, I kept crying and apologizing to him and giving him loves. I think I was about 7 or 8. Definitely learned at that moment. But he absolutely loved kids, if there was a kid around, they were safe with him. Adults tho? Not as much, he'd have to get used to an adult for a bit before letting them get super close. Besides that, the only issue we had was when he wouldn't realize how big and strong he actually was and would barrel into us when he went running for the window or the fence out back to say hi to someone or another dog. Sadly he died of stomach cancer a few days before Thanksgiving 6 or so years ago. Also just a few months before my Black Lab/Husky mix died of chest cancer. We still have no clue whether or not something in the house caused it but we've always had the bad luck of getting dogs with health problems of some kind. Like the next dog we got was a Great Pyrenees who had seizures and eventually passed from one. Then I had a Ratterrier who quickly lost movement in his legs and any coordination within a couple weeks when he was around 13 years old. Lived a full life at least.

[@whoome1638]

You have to train them to be a guard dog. Yes they have the instinct but the friendly dogs otherwise. Outside of bad breeding, it’s the owners who destroy the temperaments of dogs.

[@Sh3r-Bear]

My Boxers would bring all their toys & keep you playing til we got home!!🤣

[@hannahpanda3799]

As a dog groomer, I LOVE this little series and it's all way too accurate! Can you do a Schnauzer next?

[@chenobujr]

I love schnauzers!!

[@no_one_you_know]

I live with one and he'd just try to put his snout as close inside the robber's mouth. Lol He's a terrible guard dog

[@Inamichan]

Hello fellow groomer 😂

[@Aralyn0]

And a beagle too , I own 3 beagles all I can say is that they are really notorious and cute lol

[@morganabraham8450]

my mini was she was still alive would chew a robber's ankles if she could XD the silent biter we used to call her lol