It's 2026, Snezhnaya is out, the new boss in spiral abyss floor 12 is a massive Matryoshka doll, it has 800 layers, each layer is another, smaller doll, that has 300 layers each, each doll you have to fight and defeat. All of them have spinning attacks, you can't get a hit in. The domain time???? 2 minutes. Mark my words.
@Jeff1999PB215 күн бұрын
you forgot cryo shield
@whosinmyswomp88515 күн бұрын
@ TRUE: 37 layers of shield for each layer of the doll and her inner dolls. The only character who can one shot the matryoshka is up right now. BOOM ITS THE TSARITSA! 87 pulls in! wow the highest you ever had to go. another AND ITS GOLD. Qiqi appears. Now you'll never clear the abyss.
@TravelerSaniar15 күн бұрын
Massive? Do you know what else is massive? (Tbh the first word that my eyes saw was massive)
@v00.d00_child15 күн бұрын
Hoyo employee noting this down as we speak
@corezin15 күн бұрын
Spinning? X-xiangling?
@electrafying15 күн бұрын
Mirai you’re a real one for keeping all those Yelan trickshots in
@NotDeinut15 күн бұрын
yelan """trick""" """""""""shots"""""""""
@hogma798915 күн бұрын
Oh I'd keep all my trickshots in Yelan all right.
@fuckingfatherless15 күн бұрын
I’d give Yelan the most scrumptious, outstanding, devious, delicious, graceful, elegant, lovely, rizzalicious, sensuous, aesthetically pleasing backshots instead
@sn_sonny14 күн бұрын
@@hogma7989 HUH
@XibaTen14 күн бұрын
I read "yelan backshots"
@Zy0xArchives15 күн бұрын
I can't believe they made the 5.2 Abyss into a boss rush
@vuototetro015 күн бұрын
it has always been a boss rush,the content is literally s timed dps check
@AshtonAdams-gy4fl9 күн бұрын
I think you got baited @@vuototetro0
@konfaunaraara273815 күн бұрын
"GOING INSANE IN THE MOST ANNOYING ABYSS EVER" as if he wasn't already insane
@sweedetw482015 күн бұрын
the insanity is mulitplying
@Creeperific14 күн бұрын
He's going insane²
@luizmassucatto14 күн бұрын
It's a new Zyox
@250X7815 күн бұрын
7:43 "my peak is your playground" bro unintentionally roasted himself
@anapple691214 күн бұрын
yeah he did lol
@Bollei14 күн бұрын
Zyox using wrong pronouns in 2024? NO WAYING
@vVictorNos12 күн бұрын
💀💀
@shirako-san43695 күн бұрын
I want to know what's the name of the song in that moment if you know it.
@ainzsama982215 күн бұрын
1:04 bros high pitch noises blending in with the bgm 😭
@sn_sonny14 күн бұрын
He's a natural musician
@nikmerkulov279014 күн бұрын
That's why they call him Vivaldi of Genshin Impact
9 күн бұрын
He is the throat artist after all
@ayss261115 күн бұрын
what do you mean by this video wasn't benched for months after editing before being released to the public!?
@awesomebeto15 күн бұрын
He's evolved 😱
@tealing_15 күн бұрын
i genuinely just had to give up with this abyss 😭😭 i was managing to get 36 stars on the previous ones first try like why did they make it 10x harder out of nowhere
@veto861115 күн бұрын
Floor 12 chamber 2 second half 💀
@luckytanuki544915 күн бұрын
To encourage you to buy natlan units duh lol. The papilla is proof enough of that with its bar filling faster with nightsoul points. It's disgusting design from hoyo really.
@hisokamorow819415 күн бұрын
@@luckytanuki5449 ngl i didnt use any natlan units burning breaks the shield pretty fast
@CelVini15 күн бұрын
@@luckytanuki5449f2p hypeblooms easily clap that boss, stop the cap
@EvaFotia15 күн бұрын
@@luckytanuki5449 Get good instead of making excuses
@milly895915 күн бұрын
Dear mr. Socks, im utterly dissapointed in you. For Christmas i asked Santa to deliver a handsome, attractive, hot, intelligent, charasmatic, humorous and overall amazing man to be delivered under my Christmas tree. Yet you did not appear under mine, instead i got a xiao figure. Same thing i geuss, i hope next year you show up.
@09_iix15 күн бұрын
paid chatter 😭
@VortexYoutube15 күн бұрын
paidchatter Clap
@bangchanns15 күн бұрын
paidchatter Clap
@Sakisasvictorianmask14 күн бұрын
You forgot "tall"!
@milly895914 күн бұрын
@@Sakisasvictorianmask i didn't forget it on accident
@higaiwokeru11 күн бұрын
I don’t know what Hoyo was thinking, adding bosses that either have LOOOOONG ASS animations for their entrances or stay out of range for too long in a time sensitive challenge It’s not about skill, its about praying the rng gods
@Blossom_665515 күн бұрын
The abyss not only corrupted Natlan but his very subconscious mind as well.
@kinokochouchou15 күн бұрын
this abyss was something else thats for sure. they shouldve added ruin driller and anemo worm for maximum annoyance
@MD3047415 күн бұрын
People forget but those two are so much worse than this one 😭
@renoirrr14 күн бұрын
fr i’ll take aeonblight in abyss any day of the week. Farmed that thing to death. I’ll even take the ruin drill after farming for yelan or something back in 2.6. Just never give me the anemo worm again. Never.
@DeadVoxel11 күн бұрын
The worst part is that they already did have an abyss with the both of them (I'd go as far as saying in the same abyss on different chambers), and surprisingly it was the first abyss I cleared with 36 stars. But overall those were honestly so annoying. They spend a good portion of their time underground, it's awful This abyss is just as annoying with unfair mechanics not very suited for a timed challenge. They've been doing this for a while now, even putting those golems with geo shields that recover in like 5 seconds so you have to break them all over again. It's crazy
@matrinezkevin1149210 күн бұрын
@MD30474 ill take either of the worms over that annoying ass bird. 100 seconds. ONE HUNDRED FUCKING SECONDS of spastic ADHD addled autist flying if you don't melt the pyro shield. Horrible fight design. Follow that with the boss that punishes you for not running natlan units or units with no ICD elemental application and I'm just more reminded of how Natlan has brought all the annoying shit we thought Fontaine would bring but the devs had the wherewithal at the time to see how ass it would be. Guess the writers and rest of the devs just turned their brains to the off position for Natlan.
@plonkjecr59028 күн бұрын
I would actually like the ruin drill in this abyss more than whatever we have now, because it doesnt have annoying requirenments like bow character or Furina. Also there is some time to do damage inbetween. The anemo worm tho is horrendous
@SMS-md1hl15 күн бұрын
WAIT I'M ACTUALLY COOKING. OMG I'M FUCKIN' COOKING BRUV. NO FAKKIN WAY BRUV HE'S IN THE KITCHEN HE'S IN THE FUCKIN MASTERCHEF UK KITCHEN BRUV - Zy0x 2024
@heshaamjaved438515 күн бұрын
Lord of Saand. Yo Sacrafice is readeh
@stxres15 күн бұрын
@@heshaamjaved4385 your coc* is ready lord of sand
@valk504114 күн бұрын
Yooor cumminng was fortoollddd
@syedabid976713 күн бұрын
The aggressive nodding sync with music is killing me😭😭Insane editing! 0:48
@6235river15 күн бұрын
it's genuinely unfair how difficult it is to clear the second chamber without furina. i lost on her banner to qiqi and yelan doesn't auto-target him when he's flying
@gaet189315 күн бұрын
Tbf i climbed on zhongli’s pillar and blasted w neuvilette. Pretty sure yelan works too just stack a shit ton of hp on zhong
@MD3047415 күн бұрын
You can just walk up with xingqiu and hit it
@dragon_aa15 күн бұрын
sigewinne 😹
@M_K49915 күн бұрын
Just take out the shards he drops when he goes up and he will come down and then u can attack him with hydro. Just xingqui burst is enough when he comes down
@6235river15 күн бұрын
@@M_K499 thanks so much!
@werenb362815 күн бұрын
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.
@jqad398415 күн бұрын
One day, after dinner, while my husband(Scaramouche) and I were lounging about in Mr. Socks yard, we spotted a fledgling Furazan all on its own. That baby miku was tiny, it didn't even have all of its consellations, and it couldn't burst. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by mr.Socks. We decided to build a team for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that abyss was unusually fierce, with useless blessings for any reasonable teams, not to mention the many hydro bugs and cryo beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of 36*ing floor 12. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the mods to fashion a bench for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to ult more than once a patch, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this miku's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a team with the knights of Favonius where the Faruzan fell? Or build a bench for it, and build it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.
@g3ophs15 күн бұрын
i killed myself after reading this thanks
@Icetastesgood14 күн бұрын
guys I think I wanna eat raiden shogun (not sexually)
@werenb362814 күн бұрын
@@Icetastesgood me too (sexually)
@xartemisstarsx13 күн бұрын
Thank you for this enlightening Sunday sermon 😌
@magnoliadiri109515 күн бұрын
For anyone wondering, the intro song is the 1st movement of Winter from Vivaldi’s 4 Seasons
@andriuson15 күн бұрын
from the glorp to the ta to the sneak ABOBA
@awesomebeto15 күн бұрын
From the glorp to the ta to the Sneak ABOBA
@sugoish946115 күн бұрын
from the glorp to the ta to the Sneak ABOBA glorp
@AkiyamaMizuki115 күн бұрын
From the glorp to the ta to the Sneak ABOBA
@sn_sonny14 күн бұрын
Where's Xiangling? She is neat. Always drama when I tweet
@RussTheMaster15 күн бұрын
I was going insane from this Abyss as well until I found out that the purple boss in floor 12-2 is easy with HyperBloom team. Literally beat it with no resets afterwards.
@Vickyshoka15 күн бұрын
I couldnt clear it with hyperbloom ororon 💀 (nor with kuki but hey)
@RussTheMaster15 күн бұрын
@ I cleared with Kuki, Fischl, Nahida, and Xingqiu 😂 was pretty easy
@Vickyshoka15 күн бұрын
@@RussTheMaster I mean I 3 starred the second chamber on the first try with a different team. But I needed a better team for chamber 3 so I had to redo and redo my teams till I found something that's strong enough to deal with both chamber 2 and 3 (I used arlecchino on the second half with yelan, zhongli and furina and hyperbloom on the first half with nahida, kokomi, kuki and noelle for geo wolflord otherwise i'd use al haithem)
@RussTheMaster15 күн бұрын
@Vickyshoka my first team was Furina, Xilonen, Raiden, & Yelan
@damianmunoz692515 күн бұрын
Good to know this since i'm waiting for Mavuika to try it out, thank you for the advice
@sweetflowertofu15 күн бұрын
the most sanest xiao non perfect 40 cv anemo goblet vermilion set haver doing abyss
@KillerPassifist9 күн бұрын
As soon as I saw the title and the upload date, I knew. This abyss has been the absolute worst. Every part of the final floor sucked butts so badly that, like Zy0x said, had physical repercussions on my health when I did it.
@renaissancewoman907815 күн бұрын
Mirai making Mr Socks spiralling in the spiralling abyss a whole CINEMA
@genericname368514 күн бұрын
Playing this abyss is not about a test of our how good your characters are, its about how much patience you have until you lose your sanity
@seuzin15 күн бұрын
Mirai, this is definitely the best edit of this year. Congrats and heres to more bangers next year! 🎉🎉
@diana_svy15 күн бұрын
NO WAY BRUV HE BROUGHT YOIMIYA INTO THE ABYSS😧📸
@bangchanns15 күн бұрын
the musical choices were insane this episode, props to the editor
@anonymouscommenter242513 күн бұрын
Fighting the papilla without a Natlan character is bold
@chichigrubs5 күн бұрын
As long as you do enough elemental dmg, it’ll go down no problem. Quickbloom was my savior as I had zero invested Natlan characters
@gabrielkris10 күн бұрын
9:33 at this point I'm convinced that no KZbinr actually knows the meaning of "exponentially"
@marxismpotato15 күн бұрын
Mavuika pre-release is coming out after she's out 😭🙏
@talosthebot316815 күн бұрын
13:20 furina is sick lol
@CycloneKZ14 күн бұрын
The oratrice to focalors: 15:54
@laylaloopsy8 күн бұрын
PLEASEEE THIS IS OS FUNNY
@RedSeraph_0315 күн бұрын
mirai cooked so fuckin hard with that intro
@lylxla807015 күн бұрын
mirai deserves a raise this was funny as hell
@dcmjdee15 күн бұрын
this guy struggles on floor 12 yet he wants more spiral abyss floors 😭😭
@trioleo660415 күн бұрын
I stopped playing genshin but I'll always love this channel
@Dearthagnan40415 күн бұрын
Yeah this abyss is the hardest there ever is. The bosses have millions of HP on top of a shield you need to break using specific mechanics. Any f2p who can 36 star it deserves to be in a pedestal.
@noone-gi6mc15 күн бұрын
not me also head bobbing with the music
@Sharkbaiter-q6r15 күн бұрын
Lord of sand your cowk is ready
@johnpatrickrobles485715 күн бұрын
If zyox struggles in it then I can't do it
@naufalnoorizan176315 күн бұрын
5 stages of grief. DABDA. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depressed, Acceptance
@Plainguy814 күн бұрын
The ending at 16:20 actually hurt my ears
@bonk831115 күн бұрын
did i already watch the vod? yes. will i still watch the video? absolutely
@doogledang15 күн бұрын
"Genshin impact we need to talk" ahh thumbnail😭🙏
@niodiviziev139415 күн бұрын
That intro is a masterpiece
@vini677915 күн бұрын
my blood also boiled through this abyss, so i can relate to this video
@flyinghigh186813 күн бұрын
To really get to know someone, make them sit through Floor 12.
@chaoticgameplayz14 күн бұрын
*Play genshin impact to relieve your stress* Meanwhile genshin impact:
@vihsalia15 күн бұрын
0:26 lol "Frusstated"
@JessicaTTG15 күн бұрын
you had every opportunity to make the video length 16:18
@RandomPerson-me9qn15 күн бұрын
wait how is that amount significant?? i feel like im out of the loop on something
@bonk831115 күн бұрын
is this an incident i'm unaware of?
@penguindrummer25215 күн бұрын
I like how there hasn't been a good abyss rotation in years atp, really makes you wonder if some folks are impossible to please.
@AuraLegend-up8tp14 күн бұрын
Shit feels like punishment for not owning Zhongli, Neuv, and Chasca
@sharkgummy14 күн бұрын
When I stopped playing a few months back I told my friend that Abyss had started to feel like Hoyoverse making fun of people who don't own Neuvillette and from watching youtubers play the new patches it still feels like it's true.
@RiverNunu14 күн бұрын
Second half is easy with Hyperbloom + bow, first half literally just play any good DPS comp with some geo in the team. Neuv is comfy but you don't need him.
@Alcaline-hu2vu10 күн бұрын
I own zhongli and let me tell you, that plant hits so fucking hard even Zhongli won't keep you safe
@aegeus679615 күн бұрын
there's no way they can make the abyss any harder than this
@awesomebeto15 күн бұрын
Don't try them. They're gonna put like 3 wayobs before the papilla in one half 😭😭😭
@aegeus679615 күн бұрын
@@awesomebeto dendro and pyro wayob together COOKED
@CelVini15 күн бұрын
Laughs in Copellius/Copelia 4 Million HP incoming
@MD3047415 күн бұрын
At least one of the sides on each of the chambers was very kind tbh
@dragon_aa15 күн бұрын
if i look into my heart and soul, they’re going to put the flower in again, in the second chamber of the last floor, so when you think you’ve been through the thick of it, it will mean that hoyo masterfully baited you
@YourAverageLoser76315 күн бұрын
this is why i just call it a day at floor 11. i really dont need thoses 200 extra primos.
@Avira_ig15 күн бұрын
The editor absolutely cooked the intro
@ZEKKEN6915 күн бұрын
You know what else is more insane? Elden Ring Stream
@mr.parker801415 күн бұрын
I, a long-ago Yoimiya c2r1 main, unironically use her as a pyro support with noblesse and elegy because that's her best usage now T_T
@baboogah15 күн бұрын
anyone know what the song at 1:52 is? ☺
@feelingdedinside15 күн бұрын
Use shazam bro. ZZZ 2024 HYPER COMMISSION
@NASH999Z14 күн бұрын
Twin Marionettes: Dance of Death, from Zenless Zone Zero.
@baboogah14 күн бұрын
@@NASH999Z Thanks! 😄
@FlorisThompson14 күн бұрын
1st movement of Winter in The four seasons by Vivaldi
@imcayotix17653 күн бұрын
Me: getting discouraged and a bit frustrated after 3 hours of trying to 36 star 5.2 abyss Zyox after dying once:
@nol51529 күн бұрын
the whole 4 stages of anger in the intro was an absolute cinema i cried
@Deodorant2714 күн бұрын
Mr. Editior, you deserve a raise.
@cukkyun7 күн бұрын
I kinda stopped playing around fontaine and i hate they don't tell you what you need for the abyss. Like... i thought i would just use whatever teams i like and then i realize you need like bow character specifically for p2, geo character specifically for p1, hydro specifically for p1 with some flying ass dumb pyro dragon, healer for p1 as well, shielder for p2. But probably what i hate more is that some characters i pulled for like cyno were never useful in abyss for me, unless other team carries super hard. Every time i tried to use cyno i couldn't 36* or barely, but not thanks to cyno by any means. Ever since patch 1.3 i never failed to 36* abyss when i played, but i'm pretty much forced to always play same shit, out of all of those clears maybe 3 included cyno, yae miko or yoimiya.
@ssarellas15 күн бұрын
It can't be, because everyone was screaming that the game is too easy
@mislina858715 күн бұрын
i love watching his vids at 2x speed truly a blessing to ones soul
@vapor014813 күн бұрын
If I didn’t pull Kinich I don’t think I’d have been able to 36 star the Abyss. My main two teams are Hu Tao vape and Nilou Bloom so having him just exist as a Dendro to break that stupid fucking bullshit idiot shield literally saved my run
@Sinvallis10 күн бұрын
2x2 teams you can clear current abyss pretty smooth with First floor C3 raiden, mona(heal support+nathlan set), Xinque C6, Albedo Second floor Kequing (r5 wolf fang), Yaoyao(nathlan set), fishl C6, nahida Alternativ First floor Xiao c1, mona(heal sup nathlan boost set), albedo, Xianyun c2 Second floor Raiden c3, bennet c6, travveler(pyro version+nathlan boost set), fishl c6 Booth worked smooth and without any problems in both runs I had arround 30sec-1min left for every room. For details just ask.
@luizmassucatto15 күн бұрын
I noticed this pattern were every new abyss there is a new Zyox
@heraank480215 күн бұрын
I already lost my sanity doing this and again and again..
@hakami14265 күн бұрын
seeing him go insane makes me feel a little better that I wasn't the only one
@Enollize14 күн бұрын
The whole intro was me today. Legit needed 8h to clear floor 50 in the tower in zzz. I just didn’t have the skill until I didn’t. Sometimes i‘m scared that i may become mad.
@Shunnimi15 күн бұрын
That's why I just skipped floor 12 and saved my sanity ~~~
@KromeLazarus14 күн бұрын
Rule for New Abyss 2025: * Never Play against new Boss. * Time Wasters are always in Them. * Consecrated Beasts makes you Constipated. * New Enemy Shield Requires Elemental Application/Nightsoul Check. * Anything that is a Phallic-Shaped Boss is always there. * Elite Enemies and Fatui Agents have Modifiers to their AI, i.e. They can create shield, Summon Enemies or Change Behavior just to Jump out of your Way. * You need a Bow, there is no going around it.
@hanoGTO15 күн бұрын
I watch these while I walk home from the gym
@zankies87358 күн бұрын
"Respectable 180k" Cried a little inside. Dont think any of my own units have hit for over 20k
@LoneNyx14 күн бұрын
The intro is a MASTERPIECE
@jaesthminie15 күн бұрын
Bless Mirai for an end of the year banger 🎉
@luizaugustorosa114114 күн бұрын
The introduction and synchronization was amazing!
@violetackerman824213 күн бұрын
This guy is so chaotic, but he streams are always when I'm asleep
@sockseater15 күн бұрын
well i just ate but when editor cooks three course meal i enlarge my stomach with the power of my mind and feast 🍽️
@Kaleiru15 күн бұрын
bro is already going insane with vermillion domain released in 2.6
@foca.furina13 күн бұрын
Is that the Payday 2 soundtrack at 8:15 i hear???
@snipergames15theinhuman9712 сағат бұрын
Alright ramblers, let's get rambling
@legendarygamer714415 күн бұрын
Am here for the moans
@yuki_san225514 күн бұрын
i compeleted it w Xiao and Kinich. Now im mentally unstable
@Shadow-du4xw15 күн бұрын
Abyss is like the league of legends of genshin said a wise man
@sakibahmed334111 күн бұрын
Blud decided to design an annoying enemy so he thought to himself "yk what, let's make a boss that INHERITS a few other bosses' characteristics while making its own nightsoul shield fu***ng tanky". Brilliant.
@andrius_0015 күн бұрын
intro editing is peak
@Vermentz15 күн бұрын
This Abyss is all about time management and no comments to chamber 2 phase 2 boss as i don't have any natlan characters but hyper bloom works.
@Amooger15 күн бұрын
Can’t believe I could clear this abyss but not the one with the hydro and cryo abyss mage dudes
@Salim-RS14 күн бұрын
Playing the Arknights OST for chamber 2 is peak btw. Kudos to the editor
@Bseaz14 күн бұрын
ive never beaten floor 12 and wont try to for a while, which on one side is sad cause i dont get every primogem i can, but on the other side nice cause i dont have to stress about all those bosses!
@goroakechism15 күн бұрын
what an intro holyyy mirai the goat
@miyuki605013 күн бұрын
I finally after 5-6 days (ig) cleared this abyss today in my account and my sis’ account. Raiden, Ayato and Hu Tao helped me a lot.
@Sky-u6l2u14 күн бұрын
I swear the next abyss is gonna be 2 of the capybara local legends..
@annamemes665215 күн бұрын
I only managed to clear this abyss by playing Navia in a Neuvilette team (cursed I know but it actually works wonders) and by playing hyperbloom alhaitham (swapping in fischl instead of xingqiu for the aeonblight drake)
@skuLd2015 күн бұрын
01:18 Zy0x, Master of Voguing
@Rambol_XP14 күн бұрын
this is y i dont bother with abyss anymore, anything beyond floor 11 is pain
@jainfeet43513 күн бұрын
Don't let this distract you from the fact his cyno is still benched while he unbenched his jing yuan. GLORABOBA
@ShinyyVAL9 күн бұрын
This abyss is hard if you don’t have either zhongli or Kinich to randomly slot into team 2 (and having furina makes team 1 easier but xingqui lowkey enough)
@mossblomma10 күн бұрын
I'm so happy I started in early 2022 and have the shit required to clear these abysses.
@Matex_888815 күн бұрын
Why does my guide maker not know how to properly do rotations with Xilonen?