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[@Wennsler]

I love having every human action monetized, i want anything mildly convenient to be poached by corporations to be a complicated mess of fees and subscriptions, i want to pay for things people used to do for free, i want to lose privileges i used to have so i can buy them back, i want my individual identity to revolve around the products i buy and ridicule those that don't. I am living my best life it can't get any better than this. It won't

[@newave3270]

Tyler Durden be like

[@moonwhooper]

I want to work a job i hate to buy shit i dont need

[@dorarandom7870]

Ah yes, a country where we have to pay for what we are told to be basic rights. A country that moves on without you just because you can't afford a car. A country that shames you for a low job, ignoring the fact education is expensive just because they need to proffit off people that didn't become workers. None of the people chose to be born here, none of them chose to live in a non-accesible environment. What a great country. Can't you just taste the freedom?

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@moonwhooper I want to sit in a metal box for an hour and stress myself out in order to get from my home to said job that I hate.

[@nathangreen3160]

Better than a gulag

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Dude the amount of time given between gym and the next class was what I hated the most about it. I was first put into a regular gym class and I thought, "I can't shower, I only have five minutes to get to the next class, my locker's in an inconvenient location, deodorant's clearly not enough, how is that gonna work?" Thankfully, I was moved to a Special Ed. gym class, as I was born with a hip disability and thus I qualify. Didn't have to change, and was dismissed early to go to my locker and get ready for the rest of the day.

[@kiwi-vn2yy]

wait what i thought this was only on movies?? at least where i live you dont change since every school whether public or private has a uniform, in PE days you have to wear the assigned PE uniform for the whole day, and in non PE days you wear the normal uniform. i also tought the gyms in american schools where only prop sets made for movies or series, like damn your schools are huge. edits due to grammatical errors

[@caspertheunfriendlyghost4442]

Luckily my school has online gym so i didn’t have to do it, but in middle school I’d have like 1-2 minutes of class time to change and 5 minute passing periods. So that’s 7 minutes on a good day, but I have chronic fatigue so I was extremely tired after class, to the point I couldn’t get up and had to sit in the locker rooms, then sprint to my next class because it was on the other side of the school. The worst part was they made us wear uniforms consisting of A cotton top that only went up to large and basketball shorts where if you didn’t have your legs at an undefined slope everyone could see ur underwear. If you wore a jacket or sweatpants or anything like that they would check to make sure they were on under. Sweatshirt is one thing but sweat pants? Wtf, i just wore them everyday till they stopped checking

[@ty21000]

@@kiwi-vn2yy you have P.E DAYS??? I have P.E every day

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@kiwi-vn2yy Yeah where I live you change into gym clothes in the gym locker room and then change out after class. I always hid in the shower area to change because I had dysphoria (but didn’t know it was dysphoria at the time).

[@kordeliiius9821]

Hell yeah get those accommodations

[@mrm0nty550]

Was showering after PE always a meme? I remember getting to highschool, knowing my school had showers, and thinking "Cool, they're gonna let us shower after" only to be told "No, just change clothes"

[@kiwi-vn2yy]

you school has showers?? not even the private scholos that ive been to are as big as public schools in the us

[@SquidClipps448]

The showers in schools are probably used more by after-school sports teams. Also for some reason in my old middle school, the shower area was just used as storage space and nobody could even use them 💀

[@miller5589]

@@kiwi-vn2yy usually it’s usually like one or two stalls the same size as toilet stalls. I’m my high school it was 2 toilets and 2 showers in the back of the locker rooms that took up very little space.

[@solus8685]

@@kiwi-vn2yy in our case it was that the sports hall wasn't really part of the school, it was a whole separate building that was mainly used for sports events/clubs and stuff, so yeah, they had showers

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

I would have hated having to shower. The idea of getting naked at school, especially as a trans girl with dysphoria, and on top of that not being allowed to be in the girls' locker room, is a nightmare that I thankfully never experienced.

[@PhilomathWizard]

As someone who lived in Brazil and now lives in the US I can totally understand. Just 10 minutes from my house there were restaurant,supermarkets,pharmacies, makeup stores, house supplies stores, clothing stores, my school was 15 minutes away, and we only used the car to go on trips or to a mall. I missed that era of my life.

[@dukethepitbull1568]

Then why live here?

[@PhilomathWizard]

@@dukethepitbull1568 My stepdad got a job in a tech company here who paid more, I had to move here because I was a minor. Currently I have no reason to go back, my life is here now.

[@dukethepitbull1568]

@@PhilomathWizard good for you, it’s just from the way you describe it Brazil sounds like America if capitalism actually worked

[@arobed4]

@@dukethepitbull1568 dude, brazil is scary, literally the most deaths by homicide compared to every other country, and just like every other south american country, is poor and corrupt. Americans can afford to be wasteful in gas and cars

[@pdrt2377]

Yeah, in Brazil at least we usually live near conveniences and stuff, but in every other way here looks like a shithole compared to the US

[@kudari.nobori]

I swear there's another universe where there's books about worlds like ours and they think "man that sucks glad we don't have to live like that"

[@pineapple1456]

Goku solos no diff

[@loweffortspeedster]

@@pineapple1456 nobody asked

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@pineapple1456 Arale literally solos Goku wdym.

[@yourwiiddealer4388]

That universe is Europe.

[@bubsyy]

@@yourwiiddealer4388 europe isnt much better tbh💀 this world is just fucked

[@caspertheunfriendlyghost4442]

Here’s a fun fact: When walking through town, have you noticed seeing small signs next to the stores are much more pleasant then big highway signs? That’s because small signs are built for people rather than for cars. Small towns also often have 1 or 2 way streets rather than multi-lane highways, so walking is more encouraged. In many places in the US, these towns have been pushed away for big highways. That’s why homes in towns or even cities like new york or chicago have such expensive houses, they are more desirable than the suburbs 2 miles away from the highway. Going deeper, people who live near or even on highways experience more pollution, gentrification, and lack of jobs, as well as needing to spend money and things like cars to be able to get around. Anyway we live in a capitalist hell scape.

[@Audio_Jesus]

Ah sweet manmade horrors beyond my comprehension!

[@pineapple1456]

No goku solos nothing beats goku

[@omppusolttu5799]

@@Audio_Jesus Oh no it's *very* much within our comprehension, which makes it even more annoying when it keeps happening.

[@gerpmeister73]

@@pineapple1456 on god bro

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@omppusolttu5799 To be fair, they said “my comprehension”, not “OUR comprehension.”

[@azzy6687]

i want the pandemic to turn into something like One Piece's "the lost century", where nobody actually knows anything that happened during the whole period of time and trying to discover it becomes punishable by death

[@awe7525]

ok

[@emperor_rat]

Hell yeah

[@merikai6700]

as someone who watches one piece i completely approve

[@tikayscake2416]

Boomers: why don't the kids ever go outside anymore? the outside they created; complete with environmental destruction, vast expanses of asphalt lots and highways, and isolated unwalkable communities

[@coolduder1001]

Straight up making me think of moving to Europe.

[@theorangegremlin334]

Imma go to Norway or die most likely die

[@edwater.3]

@@theorangegremlin334 bro it’s shit here too

[@coreinc.9658]

Move to any Nordic country and you you will find peace in a world of chaos

[@edwater.3]

@@coreinc.9658 nope, you most certainly won’t

[@KaiLikesArt]

The teachers would use then safety pods for “timeout” rooms

[@arandomkobold8403]

Sounds like a one way ticket to claustrophobia

[@anthonybutori4149]

this literally happened to me in elementary school. there was an empty room next to the special ed room that they would lock me and, presumably, other kids in instead of actually helping me with my adhd

[@SpiffSpaff]

@@anthonybutori4149 same here, was told there was spiders in there, and i was very scared of bugs at the time (it's gotten better now), so that was fun to deal with

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@Ace - They most certainly shouldn't, but sometimes you'll get one of *those* teachers.

[@plutoberry6393]

7:56 There used to be a beautiful flower field near my house, it helped the nearby native flower preservation suite by cross pollination and it was just generally pretty to look at, well, a few years ago they tore it down to build like 5 McMansions and now only 3 types of flowers grow where there used to be an almost uncountable amount

[@RockEater-ln4nd]

9:40 great meme and should be implemented. there is a significant amount of Irish history literally just referred to as "the troubles" so it could be done technically

[@virtualdash]

6:00 my school has something similar to this. If you bring $1 to school on a friday, you can wear jeans, but if you bring $2, you can wear athletic clothes. I think the money usually goes to a good cause or something but it still has that boring dystopian vibe

[@HelluvaSwiftie]

Yeah, at the High School I went to, most Fridays you could pay $2 to wear jeans and crocs. I never did it. I hate wearing jeans and hate the look of crocs.

[@cannedsaladsoup430]

every time a customer bitches about how expensive tobacco is/how high the tax is it takes a lot of will power to not say "well cancer is also expensive :)"

[@swinute8374]

I feel like I need a cigarette after reading that

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Those who drive should very much be advocating for transit in the US. Think about it this way. If more people are riding transit, there'd be less cars on the road. Which would mean less traffic! And high-speed trains shouldn't just serve the cities, if they served rural towns, those towns would grow and prosper. As was the case back then when railways were first built across the continental US. Also the pic at 4:21 ironically isn't from a Western country...that was taken in China

[@sludgemeat]

That's exactly what us car guys want. Less stupid looking econoboxes on the road means more fun for us.

[@PhoenixTwoFiftySix]

@@sludgemeat You do know that public transit makes it so that politicians can and will do everything to make your life horrible? Edit: On the road. The Government's not gonna bust down your door because you drove to work

[@sludgemeat]

@@PhoenixTwoFiftySix I don't know what you mean by that

[@wheatywhaffle7344]

trains > many many cars driving is scary, trains are faster and more relaxing for the passenger and I know nothing about being a train conductor but there are a lot less train crashes than car crashes so it can't be too hard

[@sludgemeat]

@@wheatywhaffle7344 Well yeah, there shouldn't be as many as there are, and those who are afraid of or uninterested in driving should use public transport. On the other hand, though, we shouldn't get rid of cars entirely.

[@Blio_]

I will eat my microplastics in the name of the lord; thank you for spreading the good word Kwite.

[@sigmasithlord5828]

This is literally what I've been thinking about nonstop since I started driving. I have been almost murdered a couple times already just at the age of 19. Gas prices are stupidly high, so whats the point in driving 2 hours from work and home everyday when anybody can get a remote job that pays a ton? Social events are extremely pointless, a lot of people that are faking their circle for attention and don't actually see eye to eye with you. Not to mention anything can go wrong with a handful of relationships, the worst possible things imaginable. Eating out is pointless, I've had employees call me rude just because I was waiting for them to stop talking in the hallway so I could use the restroom. Eating out is unsanitary and expensive, full of nasty chemicals and drugs for preservation, addiction, flavor and more. Don't believe me? Go work in a restaurant or a food factory. Any job where your making less than 30$ an hour generally is pointless, can't even rent an apartment or eat with 19$ and hour or whatever it is.

[@stardust.7507]

You're so right dude, I agree with you on all these points and I'm still in highschool. I'm honestly dreading the day that I have to leave my parent's house (even though they can be a pain to live with) I can already tell that I'm gonna miss the accommodations that I have right now (aka being able to work without worrying about bills and having free shelter and food). The world outside is scary and I'm definitely not looking forward to the next few years because I can only predict it getting worse from here.

[@aidenmb7932]

I'm just getting my drivers permit and I feel the same. I don't really want to drive

[@AmyKoopa]

I’m only 20 and I so agree with you

[@lugoorstar]

agreed.

[@orionar2461]

30? You live int inner city or something. Mom lives of like 20 an hour

[@Ch33seGr8er]

Fun Fact: America has the easiest driving tests in any country and the youngest age allowed to drive, yet the highest cause of death amongst teens is car crashes. The government does nothing about this because raising driving requirements would ruin their efforts of obtaining teenage laborers for their capitalistic system.

[@plum1796]

As a teen who is trying to get her license: w h a t

[@Binowhy]

@@plum1796 Those deaths are usually related to drunk driving, so please use your brain before getting behind the wheel

[@pineapple1456]

Goku still solos

[@loweffortspeedster]

@@pineapple1456 dbz fans try not to say goku and solo in the same sentence challenge

[@pineapple1456]

@@loweffortspeedster goku. Solos

[@wulfleyn6498]

It's fun to think about the fact that most of the gas price increases in the us was just corporations being greedy and had basically nothing to do with actual oil quantities.

[@magmapixel8627]

And yet people still blame the president who has tried to lower them but has been fucked over by the senate like a million times

[@CreamCakes420]

Yup

[@valerierae76]

Fun fact: At a certain point in Hawaii, people were stealing too much spam so they had to put spam in individual theft proof cases.

[@halfdecentmarksman6329]

6:00 my school does the same bullshit, make us wear polo shirts with their logo and khaki pants but will hold “dress down days” where you’re allowed to wear what you want if it’s family friendly… and they make you pay to participate.

[@lenlordofknowledge]

Gas is about $5.25 where I am, and the other day my cousin told me about a place that offered gas for like $3.50. It’s glorious to have a full tank for the first time in a couple months :’)

[@magmapixel8627]

it's $6.70 where I live

[@lenlordofknowledge]

@@magmapixel8627 You poor, unfortunate soul

[@joshinthesauce4636]

@@magmapixel8627 Do you live in California?

[@MA-jn7rd]

@@joshinthesauce4636 I do and it's $5.17

[@magmapixel8627]

@@joshinthesauce4636 unfortunatly

[@DavBotsArcade]

I figured out why I cant stop watching. Kwite = Budget Deadpool. Only he assassinates memes.

[@isaactheicemancombs7443]

I’m never going to stop thinking about this

[@yeenbean3318]

Imagine being paid $7 an hour at your job and paying $10 to sit in relative comfort for 15 minutes.

[@boop7354]

american towns and cities are carcentric hellscapes, and it takes a lot of planning and work to even switch to a vaguely more pedestrian-friendly space. I can't tell you how many houses have their driveways on six-lane roads in my district alone. And the sidewalks are a mile apart, of course, so most people just run when there's a gap in traffic, if they dare to not have a car.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Car bad. Train good. This is the way.

[@ninajefferson4018]

Great comment. Kudos

[@palemourningrose2463]

The worst part is knowing that in my lifetime, it was never not like this. I was just too young or too lucky to see it.

[@cereal_snake]

2:00 this reminds me of when my dad was in high school, his school's lot cost $10 per year, but it didn't have space for everyone. but my dad parked in a private lot right behind the school that charged $10 per month.

[@cereal_snake]

even worse, the private lot wasn't even paved. they charged nine times as much to park on gravel.

[@THE_town_fool]

the shorts week is basically what my old private school did at the last day of every month. had to pay a little more than a dollar just to not wear a uniform for 7 hours 😒

[@moonwhooper]

Our public schools do that (im british)

[@turtletaco9872]

Our school does that (I'm from nz), we call it mufti day :) My form teacher's admitted to it mostly being just a thing the school does when they 'need' to get money out of the students, but everyone still takes part because it's something new and interesting (plus it's just a "gold coin donation").

[@caeruleusisblue]

@@turtletaco9872 I'm from nz too so I completely agree with what you're saying as I've experienced it a lot as well. The only thing is that we only get one mufti day per term which kind of sucks and you HAVE to pay money or the school office contacts your parents like it's a full on debt or something idk

[@magnifichades9710]

I feel incredibly lucky to grow up in a place with lots of outdoor spaces, and I don’t mean these kinds of “outdoors”. I mean miles and miles of trails, thousands of acres of forest and long running rivers. I don’t plan on leaving either lol

[@Ectofish]

I seek knowledge of this promised holy land. I demand to at least know its name

[@magnifichades9710]

Montana. There’s it’s fair share of bigger cities but it’s relatively easy to escape.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

It's even better when you have lake access.

[@magnifichades9710]

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 lakes are fucking awesome (unless there’s toxic algae and all that fun stuff in there)

[@s.b.6836]

Holy you are lucky to grow somewhere like that I live in a eternal hellscape of apartments and big cities and moving every few years haha

[@mikaschnee]

Looking at america from germany nowadays is like peeking into a dystopia YA book tbh

[@PinkDiamond4595]

This is a 100% accurate assessment of living in a America (save me)

[@ominousromanpillar238]

@@theorangegremlin334 it's not that bad chill out. You still live in the top 15 best educated and developed countries

[@elliemarshadow]

I think this might be the first time he genuinely ruined my day. Thank you Kwite

[@purplepaps3622]

Another astounding video made by Kwite that convinces me on why I should still stay depressed. 👍

[@gabbieh5680]

*as a european i thoroughly enjoyed this in-depth video on american lore, thank you mr hoodie*

[@Socks_incorporated]

*European agreement*

[@kanewien]

@@Socks_incorporated *agrees in british*

[@ahuman5889]

@@kanewien agrees in britisher

[@mikaschnee]

*german agreement*

[@houselightkell]

*capitalist lore

[@zephyllus]

1:23 i'd have to walk literally 4-5 hours if i wanted to get to the nearest cities border from my house if i didn't have access to the bus station, which is a way more convenient 1 hour walk away if it's a good day.

[@ezequiel_555]

the fact that people are unable to walk to places in the us is so surreal to me. i live in paraguay and my workplace is a 5min walk from my house, there's a supermarket, a pharmacy and places to eat within that small distance too

[@krimsonklaww611]

1:25 as an ex-walmart employee, you're one of the kinds of people that made me hate working at Walmart.

[@Featheryfaith7]

Michigan's Wall Mart actually created a cult and now is getting sued.

[@Lastofthesigilites]

The funny thing about the minions is if your a villain your kinda obligated to be happier then the hero. You do what you do for fun

[@samuelseher153]

8:25 i mean the guy literally had a child with his step daughter, this is childsplay for this guy, in every way

[@trafionathebigenderfriend1127]

"I don't know what the circumstances are but can you name the last time they've been good?"

[@lolniceinreal]

Fun fact: The image in the thumbnail is actually surrounded by lush nature. Framing really is everything!

[@pastawater2969]

With regard to the suburban American Nightmare, I just recently found out that sometimes on the roads leading out of suburbs, the pavements just... stop....... like ????? how are you supposed to walk into the town centre??? Oh wait you're not you're supposed to take your SUV to the strip mall silly me

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

when the pavement ends in occasional places here in australia i just walk on the grass, a lack of concrete shouldn't stop you

[@pastawater2969]

@@ConiferConnieTreeCow mhm yeah you're right, I would defo just walk on the grass, but if everyone else could easily walk on uneven grass, there would be no need for paving anywhere haha. Giving the mother with the pram, or the old dude in the wheelchair, a guaranteed bit of pavement would be nice, is what I'm trying to say I guess.

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

@@pastawater2969 Yeah that's true, I forgot not all grassy ground was even

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@pastawater2969 Or the college student on a skateboard.

[@iseetheendisnear2416]

Who knew that, instead of taking one giant car to work, each person getting their own individual transport that they mostly use with the four other seats empty was a bad idea?

[@jhalilxvii]

This is a certified car dependant infrastructure moment.

[@scyfinn7866]

Vending machine for peace and quiet is so weirdly dystopian. Fits right in with the rest of the video lol

[@kyliviie2903]

I'm glad there's still trees and parks around my area, not to mention that it's pretty close to all the places I'd need to fo to! I mean it's not perfect but hey at least it's not as bad-

[@IDK-oh3kb]

Yes it does

[@packtrak]

u first

[@sealcatgamer]

@@packtrak u second

[@dvnnyvoids]

Lol

[@Fuhulatooga]

@@sealcatgamer u third

[@jplaysgamez_]

yes it does

[@lumitylove]

0:19 what friends

[@TitanGainz]

Listen, if we are going to live in a depressing dystopian wasteland. It might as well be incredibly efficient at it! No point in trying if you dont give it your all. Even if it means saving or taking MANY lives. have that Warhammer 40K approach to things

[@jerrymartin7019]

What if I refuse to leave the privacy pod once my 15 minutes is up? Do I get hit with neurotoxin? No stupid ass box has power over me.

[@wulfleyn6498]

This is definitely what I should be watching while having an emotional breakdown.

[@Jamal-xj1vk]

10:24 Honestly that seems kinda neat. Like, aside from the door being transparent lol

[@Bugboy44]

He didn't say that you can always unsubscribe if you decide that you hate me that's like one of his best lines

[@uncroppedsoop]

You can't anymore, it's a dystopia

[@Mr_Erutrot]

7:29 Boss makes a dollar I make a dime thats why i shit on company time!

[@randomnerdythings9094]

The pods in airports block out all noise. It’s relaxing

[@hiya022]

1:13 Excuse me. How the fuck did you live. I can't imagine driving literally every time you need groceries.

[@OatmealGrillBlazer]

as an American who lives in a city in the US it sucks here traffic jams everywhere and it takes a long time to drive to the grocery stores if you don't own a car then you're screwed public transport here is a joke

[@OatmealGrillBlazer]

by 16 you're supposed to be expected to own a driver's license and a car I can't do that I'm mentally disabled I'm not mentally capable I'm the only person in my high school friend group that doesn't own a car

[@UzUMaK1-Lee]

Well we do literally everything wrong here so

[@iontheprotogen]

People have solved that issue by only getting groceries about once a week, by getting a weeks worth of groceries at once.

[@jackb.207]

We had this one teach that always was angry at us for smelling after PE.

[@caeruleusisblue]

The absolutely annoying thing to me are some of the people I know in my class, how they act around certain things and how much the teachers don't give a damn shit about it. See, I'm in high school and my social studies class was doing a mock election project for the last project of the year before we did our exams. We were allowed to make groups of up to 5 and make a party that had whatever policy we wanted in it, and by any I mean ANY, which you can tell turned the project into one fucked up mess. Each of our parties made policies about tax and only like 3/7 parties had reasonable tax policies. The rest who all had people that the class knew were dickheads(all the ist's like sexist plus more) were joking around with their policies and their tax one's were horrible to listen to, basically the rest of the parties tax policies were to put 40% more tax than usually on people who were poor and couldn't make 200K per year (which is a high amount where I am btw) and that the people who could make more than 200K per year get 20% less tax than usually. I couldn't even tell if they were even joking or not at that point because they seemed so serious about it but laughing at it like it was the funniest joke that they had ever heard in their entire pathetic lives. Worse, one even proposed to make a separate prison for LGBTQ+ people to PROTECT the straights like wtf??? Who even jokes about that? When my friend asked their group about it, the tried to back-pedal it by saying that it was okay because women and men have different prisons so why can't the LGBTQ+ have one as well, and that if we were so angry about it then they'll put women and men prison's together so that there will be no seperation, even though they know that shit will go down if that happens and not the good shit. In their campaign video's, they were mocking sign language with sex gestures, which is extremely ableist and not okay at all and the teacher didn't even do SHIT. well anyways thanks for listening to my ted-ex talk I hope you enjoyed this lol

[@arandomkobold8403]

We are just slowly becoming a dystopian joke

[@CipherVoheim]

Quickly becoming

[@CipherVoheim]

@michał mizera did you even watch the video? It's not about communism, it's about commercialism and how it's being taken too far in modern, first world societies and not that this is destroying modern society, it's become redundant and shows blatant mistrust between people, corporation, and government- All problems that can be solved with simple solutions and creation of new ideology and social structures, rather than scapegoating and pouring blame onto and into people that, at the end of the day, are nothing more than mere humanity and just like you and me, will eventually be forgotten as society advances ever forward into either a great collapse or into a prosperous future built on individuality and reason.

[@mattmoore2789]

"WHERES MY MCAIRSTRIKE?!" "SARGE IM OUTTA MCAMMO"

[@zscout370]

I know some places that do the shorts/dress week thing mostly as a way to fundrasie. Pay $2 and that money is supposed to go to a children's hospital, etc.

[@walter7787]

Schools actually act like the dress code isnt optional lmao. I wore pajamas every day to high school and nobody stopped me.

[@HelluvaSwiftie]

I wore leggings all throughout my senior year. Nobody stoped me.

[@I_will_defeat_everyone]

"Going outside sucks" Kwite is a discord mod confirmed

[@fangworl5170]

Don't do our hooded king like that

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

but he's right...bugs, dirt, animal shit, etc. 😕 idk i'm not a germaphobe but i can't stand being around gross stuff like that 😭

[@PlayerZeroStart]

I mean, he did just upload an 11 minute video proving himself right, so

[@BitterJoyXx]

@@HopeIsADrug11037 that's your reasoning? Not: covid, not many footpaths, rapists/kidnappers, karens etc.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@BitterJoyXx i mean duh but i didn't think i had to mention that 💀

[@avtvmncoffee]

I don't even need to be convinced to not go outside, last time I went outside I got 2 degree burns on my face and sun poisoning. I'll just sit here and binge Kwite videos. Outside is not for me. :)

[@veryrealperson3694]

2:27, if every job interview is 30 bucks and like 10 minutes (with an assumingly infinite amt of people, and 5 minute like spaces between each interview) thats like 120 dollars AN HOUR, in a standard 8 hr work day being 960 dollars a day, and in 5 days is an easy 4800 a week, and roughly 19,200 a month, 230,400 a year

[@Alcadria]

Those pods are pretty popular in Japan, where they have internet, AC and other things for people who can't go to the office but don't want to work from home. Akidearest did a video on them and the entire time I just thought it was the wildest thing.

[@rossdoesnothinginteresting]

Yes 😇❤️ working 2 jobs 50 hours a week for like 2k a month is really the dream! I am living the best days of my life working 16 hour days!❤️ I am absolutely thrilled to not have time to enjoy my life. This utopia is AMAZING❤️ I truly hope I work this hard until I die! I’m so blessed 😇🙌

[@idonotliveinparaguay.2361]

If you’re lucky your city doesn’t have transit and you have to pilot a two ton piece of machinery at 70 mph every single damn day!!!

[@rossdoesnothinginteresting]

@@idonotliveinparaguay.2361 I am lucky!!! My giant piece of machinery had the audacity to start dying!

[@idonotliveinparaguay.2361]

@@rossdoesnothinginteresting mine malfunctioned, causing me to 😄crash😇into a guard rail😆! Then it caught on fire 🫠🔥 and gave me second degree burns!!!!😆😆😇#feelinggreat

[@eccomi21]

time and time again i realize not having dept must be so unreal to a debt having person, yet at the same time living in a rented apartment is like paying for someone elses debt

[@Would_ya_Kindly]

Last time I was this early a neighbor nearly hit me with their car while I was cycling to get groceries.

[@lilau13]

you guys have ads on the gas station's PUMP? i knew y'all were living in a dystopia but holy shit

[@snickers2210]

5:00 tell me that isn't a gas chamber

[@Rainok]

"I can't read" Literally the next frame: *reads*

[@austinfletchermusic]

I can't fucking beLIEVE the Minion dental post was a Chekov's Gun

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

I didn't realize until I saw this comment.

[@Endmysuffering3162]

In some schools in Ireland there's a uniform for P.E which you wear that day instead of the normal one. No shower or change of clothes, and you can get in trouble for not wearing the designated P.E uniform.

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

same here in australia, except it's MOST schools. and all four of the schools ive attended have been like that. however it never occured to me that not showering after PE would be a problem. one of the parts of showering (being naked) is genuinely terrifying for me, even more so when i was in school. all the other girls changed their uniforms basically in view of the corridor where anyone including male teachers could see if they walked past, which baffled and scared me, while i struggled not to cry from getting changed in a locked cubicle. so i don't want to imagine the horrors of having to do a shower AT SCHOOL. btw it wasn't even a body image thing either. i've never cared too much about my weight (mostly in the healthy range). i just feel unsafe and exposed if naked even if nobody is around EDIT: oops i did a dumb and misread your comment. No change of clothes, just wear PE uniform all day?? I only had to do that in my three primary schools, in my high school we had to change.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Elon is just using a frontend to harvest his dad's fluids so he can use them in creating a batch of Worker-Elons that he can psychically control with his brain chip interface tech.

[@Jenna_Talia]

5:38 Our school didn't even allow that lmao. They made everyone change back into their clothes if it was the last period of the day. Cause being all sweaty and grimey in school uniform is so much better than being sweaty and grimey in shorts and a t-shirt!

[@lugoorstar]

Going outside, more like smog related lung poisoning.

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

Sad thing is that we actually did have a mass shooting in my hometown - and I was LUCKY to not be there - two days ago. It made national news in my country. They are EVERYWHERE now.

[@pineapple1456]

Your just mad that goku solos

[@coffinori]

The real question is, When has going outside not sucked though?

[@JaxontheOkay]

when there was ONLY outside

[@ominousromanpillar238]

@@JaxontheOkay when there was only outside everything wanted and would kill you

[@lightninglogia7871]

I love how the videos is all about how going outside is absolutely horrifying and the 1st ad I get before the video starts with about the Large amount motorcyclist deaths

[@iohsmdiglomdrn]

I was having too good of a day and needed a big dose of depression. Thanks, Kwite.

[@sofilud2645]

All the micro plastic talk felt like a personal attack to me bc I was chewing a bottle cap while watching lolll

[@minoibwoi14]

Without starting the video yet I wholeheartedly agree:

[@lemo8986]

hate when i go out in public and the public be there

[@Atomic-rounds777]

Ah yes when the time comes for the next generation to learn about the past 4 or so years we shall call it “the circumstances”

[@Galimeer5]

The irony of ya dystopia is that teenagers and kids already live in one: They live under an unquestionable authority making arbitrary rules. They have little to no freedom in what they can do on a day-to-day basis. There's a pervasive fear of their peers reporting their bad actions to authority, and that's what keeps them in line. Education systems around the world are dystopias.

[@wheezylaugh9542]

This past school year I had PE second period, which for me is like 9 in the morning. After that we’d change and the rest of the day I would walk around smelling like BO and sadness

[@okayish_]

Videos like this makes me think about the amount of grass that will be left untouched because of the internet. Welp, back to making a dog empire with a fully function government just to forget my Minecraft login.

[@abdulmasaiev9024]

The internet didn't put asphalt over that grass though. Absurdly long stretches of it between anything at all fun or interesting. It's not the internet that's dystopian, it's the everything.

[@Chitamashii]

xD I was one of the band geeks, and for some reason my school decided that if you take concert band all year you also have to take gym all years in the same block on alternating days, and they also decided that it would be the first block of the day. Imagine spending a whole years being forced to run first thing in the morning and then having to spend the rest of the day sitting in that sweat and grime. I fucking hated it

[@PlayerZeroStart]

You know, maybe living under the combine wouldn't be such a bad thing.

[@aidenmb7932]

Oh boy, you don't have to convince me to stay inside

[@Devinrekrafted]

Bro, just wear a jacket in and take it off and they can't tell the difference. Worked for me in middle School and still works in highschool

[@Jack-so5bp]

I have to wake up for summer school, but I have Kwites soothing voice to parasocialy help me out

[@faealtaccount367]

listening to this podcast style at the gym

[@AmberyTear]

I grew up in 100% walkable European town. Then I moved in America and couldn't drive for A LOOONG time, making me painfully isolated from the world and develop separation anxiety. ...wonderful. :/ I used to work when I was a kid and there was nothing bad about that experience for me but it shouldn't have been necessary for me to do that. Alas, we live in completely broken world where sometimes this is the best thing you can do. x_X

[@nightigal]

I feel like I am watching the elders of gen Z become alcoholics and as someone who can't drink alcohol for reasons I don't blame them.

[@onixanaii]

i have agoraphobia and this video fills me with dread but at the same time mkaes me glad i live in a small town

[@tytoalba605]

Dude I have minor agoraphobia aka yes it does suck to leave my home never has it felt rewarding to me.

[@blakebritain9787]

I felt that bout walking cities 🤣🤣 it’s great not firing the car up to drive 2 mins down the road 😂

[@andrewcraig1074]

4:26 Ironically, this highway is in China.

[@pessimisticfish]

Id love to live almost anywhere but America, unfortunately all my friends and family live here and the idea of living far away from them sends me into an emotional mess

[@LexisVoyage]

i beg to disagree kwongite i think living is many times worse than going outside.

[@izzy-ov3gm]

When I was in middle school our teachers were assholes so no one would listen to them, and when we’d do planks and push-ups they’d just sit on their computers and eat candy, so we’d lay down until they looked up. I never got caught but a few kids around me did 😭 they also wouldn’t let us stop for water during the mile so when I started having heat exhaustion and they STILL wouldn’t let me I’d just walk and then hide behind the gym building where they couldn’t see me- my mile was like 13 minutes but I got a C so

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Cs get degrees