Goku vs. Frieza but It's Actually 5 Minutes

Dragon Ball Z edit.

[@sambinder1927]

Vegeta: "Can a ghost do this?" *disappears immediately*

[@christopherbrandon115]

U know I wished porunga would have let vegeta's blast hit him before he sent him to earth 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ozzieapologist]

That was honestly TFS level of funny XD

[@simple8503]

Copied

[@Gimbleson]

“Can a ghost do this? Huh Frieza?” *Pop*

[@eltiospike7672]

Frieza: "Well, yeah, they actually can"

[@tailez606]

I like how the dragon speaks english only to rub it in Frieza's face, basically going "I heard you and I don't care"

[@runtergerutscht4401]

But the dragon also spoke Namekian and could've very well kept granting the wish in Namekian. Instead he switched to english so Frieza can hear his wish not come true

[@walteraiue5850]

Can the dragon understand the namekian green smug dialect?

[@Someone-gy2rd]

How can Frieza even speak English? Did the british empire colonize his race and he took inspiration? Or did he help write the english language when drunk once and didnt destroy the world just because he was drunk and he missed

[@runtergerutscht4401]

@@Someone-gy2rd he was probably amazed by their crust stuffed pizza and left them alone

[@walteraiue5850]

@@Someone-gy2rd I mean they speak japanese

[@FartingSpider12]

I still love, to this day, that Goku gave some of his energy to Frieza and Frieza still somehow thought it would be enough to kill the guy that LITERALLY just gave him that energy. There's pride and then there's just stupidity

[@victuz]

Well, pride comes before the fall, so there's that.

[@Lambent_Omega]

Most techniques multiple the power of the attack in some way, take the Kienzan or Shin-Kikoho. Frieza probably thought the power with his attack multiplier would be enough and tried it anyways.

[@wave009]

Health bar and skill bar are two different things.

[@Lambent_Omega]

@wave009 In dragon ball, running out of Ki means exhaustion or death. So Goku sharing enough to let Frieza move after the big fight is a big deal.

[@Dottman56]

LITERALLY

[@mosaton]

I love how this condensed an entire summer of episodes into 5 minutes. One episode is usually someone grunting and powering up while everyone sweats in disbelief.

[@envi3244]

Thats whole point idiot

[@DaBearsManiac2]

Dude there were, legit, at least 5-7 episodes in this arc that was just power ups 😂 We were such stans we still came back the next day to watch the next episode

[@toast6504]

Entire summer? I finished in in like 2-3 days???

[@DaBearsManiac2]

@@toast6504 He's talking about the original airing on cartoon network. Not watching it on DVD

[@ZapparoniWorks]

@@DaBearsManiac2 These young bloods don't know the feeling of beating your bros with sticks all day and then coming home to watch the next episode.

[@alastair7095]

I love how parunga clearly speaks English, but when frieza makes a wish he’s like “pardon, no hablo ingles”

[@TuMadreee]

Guess he only likes to accept wishes in the Namekian language

[@joshual1021]

@@TuMadreee Namekian 2-factor authentication I bet.

[@TuMadreee]

@@joshual1021 exactly

[@alonsocambronero5663]

@@joshual1021 I just had to troubleshoot this 2-factor authentication so my ERP program could use gmail. You made me laugh

[@neverunknown1236]

purunga hears frieza wish and is just like "english do you speak it"

[@marcuslalnunsanga7578]

Fun fact: Akira toriyama admitted the battle was in slow motion

[@sebinlouis6411]

This is actually true. I second this

[@Chraan]

Who would have thunk

[@hyper0782]

Even when they were talking? Wtf 😂

[@the1337fleet]

@@hyper0782 obviously only the fighting portions were in slow motion for us to see

[@oliverp3545]

Well it's like in HxH when 20 episodes were in like 2 minutes in series.

[@theoverseer1775]

The fact that when you remove all the characters' reactions this can actually fit into 5 minutes is fucking amazing

[@mikkey246]

Fr

[@PJOZeus]

Also sped up as shit but yeah, jump cutting back in times is a common thing

[@tgreeny1]

@@PJOZeus sped up does its alot of value too, as it would reflect how quickly they would be moving too.

[@CrizzyEyes]

depending on how you interpret it, it's actually 7 minutes because you could argue that the 5 minutes had passed when Frieza was surprised the planet hadn't blown up yet due to his miscalculation

[@mitchellconner6928]

Friendly reminder that Frieza SURVIVES this. The dude is unimaginably durable. Probably has the highest non-hacked (like Cell's regeneration) durability in the show.

[@cosmosofinfinity]

Maybe his dad rescued him at the last second. Maybe King Cold was watching in secret for a while

[@aboogala4678]

And while it's not canon, Cooler survived being just a severed head in space until he hit the Big Gete star. That entire family is just built different

[@tonystank3091]

@@cosmosofinfinity I don't know how canon it is, but the *show* actually had scenes where Frieza was floating in space all busted up, and King Cold flew through the debris searching for him. Brought him onboard, and we *saw* him get rebuilt.

[@demi-femme4821]

Cell only had such cracked durability because of Freeza's DNA in the first place. Piccolo gave him the regeneration ability so he could recover from having his entire top half blown off, but Freeza gave him the durability to live long enough to use it.

[@mitchellconner6928]

@@demi-femme4821 that's a good point that I kind of forgot, but you're right.

[@Cakebutts]

"Never do mischief again..." Thats a funny word to use towards someone who commits genocide before breakfast every morning.

[@InfinityIncome200]

lol

[@Manymen5]

Probably lost in translation

[@CSwizzleDizzle]

That's old dub for ya: goofy ass lines that are awfully delivered, but man do they give me a good laugh.

[@voidishprattles4319]

Oh Freza that lil rascal, always playing pranks on the other species... Like... Killing them all and blowing up their entire planet. What a lil scamp when will he learn?

[@truthspreader1996]

There something wrong with you all!

[@ashcrow1356]

Vegeta saying "Can a ghost do this, huh, Frieza?!" and disappearing just after he says it gets me everytime I swear

[@bautistabarabino5821]

Plot twist. He's an actual ghost.

[@pierorodegher6112]

hahahahhaa you genius!

[@getthefuckaoutmyway]

Freeza: Yes. I knew it. A ghost...

[@omega5039]

Ghost Nappa: Well Vegeta did learn from the best, being me of course *laughs*

[@reloadpsi]

Freeza: "Yes, actually. Oh he's gone."

[@duckytheduckster0]

1:48 Here, Frieza says that "most planets would've blown by now", implying that the five minutes he gave it already passed by then. Just goes to show how robust of a planet Namek was, or perhaps Frieza just didn't put enough juice into his ki blast.

[@sean9267]

Which is interesting because in base form he was blowing up planets instantly with a finger.

[@duckytheduckster0]

@@sean9267 eh, tbf he probably did "just enough" to blow it up in 5, but I suppose Namek just built different.

[@ayonbasu1632]

I think it's the latter simply because he was too worn out (?)

[@duckytheduckster0]

@ayonbasu1632 he looks fine, they both do. What Frieza is at this moment is impatient.

[@angelvargas127]

I know it's not canon but cooler in xenoverse 2 say that frieza didn't go all out in that attack out of fear of being caught in the explosion.

[@matroid10]

This is actually really accurate to how fast they would probably be moving in real life

[@aitorchul2262]

Not really we couldn't even see a saibamen figthing yamcha lol

[@gatoagiota6843]

​@awhellnah__yajirobe*

[@Alberto-or7js]

I like how you said "in real life" lol

[@Slasher--]

@@gatoagiota6843nah he would still die to a gun

[@saulgoodmangaming880]

​@@Slasher--if kid goku at the beginning of dragon ball could survive a bullet, then they would be able to deflect that shit at the current moment in time

[@bugman511]

Porunga: *Ignores Freeza's wish because it was asked in English* Also Porunga, in English: "Yes, very well I will grant it"

[@stephenthedude4383]

😂😂😂

[@ajh22895]

Pretty sure Porunga speaks so it can be heard in all languages but only listens to Namekian.

[@thesamuraiman]

@@ajh22895 that's dumb EDIT: @everyone replying to me: I'm not saying Porunga *accepting* wishes in Namekian is dumb. I think it's dumb that he speaks English in return. If the wisher *speaks* Namekian, they probably understand it as well. There's no reason for Porunga to speak English back to them.

[@MAZZ0Murder]

He's prejudice!

[@advithshetty2457]

He be like fuck You freeze.

[@alexc.8482]

Now, make the whole Tounrament of Power Saga, but actually in 48 minutes.

[@9o1ybius]

already done by someone else

[@khosta6690]

They already did that

[@rhysmendozavilla2378]

Thats already been done

[@jasontodd6747]

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[@ibnabubakar1790]

Bruh we wont see anything. Hahaha

[@saadkhan8308]

I think a good touch would have been to have the 5 minute timer almost finish when Freiza realizes the planet it tough and add two more minutes when Freiza admits his estimate is off

[@Shaunks86]

Exactly

[@midorisetsuna7334]

Agreed statement

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

@awhellnah__ Well this is a video of the dub.

[@fawkewe]

@awhellnah__tbh given how slow the fight actually is its a good change. Shows they didn’t completely forget about time

[@mikkey246]

Yess

[@TheLittleEmoji]

Props to the cameraman for recording this legendary fight between Goku and Frieza without dying.

[@mikeschmidt2526]

and getting out of this planet alive

[@WhosYourTao]

@@mikeschmidt2526😂

[@Skia_Woodling]

@@mikeschmidt2526With his friends on his spaceship

[@BugBunny978]

Theres no cameraman its just crayons & paper

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

​@@BugBunny978"crayons" I dont think even Crayon shin chan is made with crayon

[@Dislike-kq9uq]

Vegeta: "Can a ghost do This!?" *Dissapears into thin air* Frieza: "Uhhh yeah?"

[@Dislike-kq9uq]

@The Lord Bill bro. Have you ever considered that of the thousands of people watching the same short video that maybe two or more human minds can concieve the same or similar thought.

[@mychaelwilson]

@@Dislike-kq9uq no, he doesn’t have the brain capacity to do so

[@DevilMarioProductions]

@The Lord Bill Stfu clown

[@Magic8Taco]

Is that you? Roach Dog?

[@Dislike-kq9uq]

@@DevilMarioProductions lmao he deleted his comment

[@walterntleru6087]

Roshi: They're so fast, are you still keeping up Krillin? Krillin: Nope

[@dawizz98]

Same

[@goncalobaia1574]

*keeps drinking coconut juice*

[@hardeeharhar18]

Krillin: SMD

[@Koushi587]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/monOZpmPbdqVldk

[@kaiocrap6965]

Lol

[@the_quadracorn]

This actually does feel like how a DBZ fight would play out if you were watching it in real time.

[@potatomanz6486]

Nah you wouldn’t even be able to see it

[@thatskeletordude5271]

​@@potatomanz6486literally Gohan "seeing" Yamcha fighting the Saibaman for the first time.

[@GiryGuitarist]

​@potatomanz6486 yeah just like people watched cell turnament on TV

[@eetfuk3571]

​@@thatskeletordude5271 the speed of the Saibamen literally has nothing against Frieza and Goku at this point.

[@mikhail_roberts]

You should have given it 7. Freeza expects it to have blown by the time he says “I’ll give her two more minutes.” In the original Japanese, he’s not saying there’s two minutes out of five left, he’s saying five has passed and he expects two more max, because he’s surprised it lasted that long.

[@SuperSZ]

In fact, those 2 extra minutes would give Goku enough time to go to the Gyniu's small ship and escape. Without those 2 minutes Goku would have died

[@felixthecat3699]

*Kills billions of people “never do mischief again”

[@slickdick6969]

good observation

[@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595]

Dude's doing borderline Imperium of Man-tier genocide and Goku treats him like he is being a rascal lol

[@saucysinny6654]

@@s1iznc1d34 bro shut up,you sound dumb asf 😂

[@SCHIERKE_252]

LMFAO

[@invidofinp1828]

@@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 He really needed a skull throne.

[@gamesux420]

"CAN A GHOST DO THIS? HUH FRIEZA?" *disappears* Yeah i think they can

[@VaiFiz]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@WimpyMcWeaksauce]

That joke is in the original, FYI.

[@nintony2994]

Lmao

[@Wally780]

Wtf

[@pudim6248]

Kkkkkkkkk good one

[@cloudshifter]

Frieza: asks wish in English. Dende: asks wish in Namekian. Porunga: answers in English. Frieza: *C O N F U S I O N*

[@Xinocho-Mito]

Well that language is like a code so, yeah

[@user-nj9ru4ef2w]

frieza and porunga actually spoke in japanese tho

[@cloudshifter]

@@user-nj9ru4ef2w Joke works the same with any human language.

[@shannonballspen1s482]

Cause they both black

[@theforgehermit9791]

Even more Confusion: Porunga responds in Japanese.

[@ericlk47]

This actually convinced me it's possible to do an actual edit for 7 or 8 minutes, and still make sense. Frieza himself admits 5 minutes have passed and gives the planet two more. He likely would have said this at 6 minutes, and get 3 more.

[@TotallyNotMark]

Really good idea for a video

[@heitorzincleiton5071]

How did you entered this video?, it has no doors

[@LoliMaster69227]

I'm surprised you still have time to watch this "5 minute" fight with all One Piece you've been bingeing.

[@johnthebopper]

Oh, hi mark! Hope your one piece read is going good!

[@killuazoldyck9824]

Post a dbz video i miss u

[@ZambonieDude]

It’s more creative than just fast forwarding, but not a revolutionary idea. Just a more realistic approach.

[@TheGreyShaman]

Oh my god, I know this is how fast it’s supposed to be, but holy crap seeing it in action is ridiculous. I think it’s actually supposed to be even faster as the series goes on.

[@oldtrash108]

Think about Master Roshis fight against Krillin in classic. They has to reenact a part of the fight because they were too fast for the crowd.

[@TheGreyShaman]

@@oldtrash108 exactly, so I would imagine some of the fights could take place within the span of seconds

[@shark20069]

Yeah, when the show is being accurately fast, you just the characters looking at explosions in the sky

[@cornflakeshumunculus8373]

It feels so nostalgic hearing the original voices of these characters after all these years of watching DBZ abridged by teamfourstar. I remembered seeing this fight for the first time on TV and it was the most amazing transformation of goku going super saiyan. This was where the show shows the raw power display of his hair going yellow and it was incredible.

[@gorey348]

That's so real

[@robertleon7107]

To be fair, the battles actually happen at this speed. That’s canon

[@nebulasupreme2009]

true. even faster. our video playback doesn’t have super saiyan otherwise it would have been like 30 seconds except for when they stop to talk and the audience wouldn’t get to see the fight and that would be criminal

[@timothywestlake1198]

The manga it flows like 5 minutes. Here they have to speed up audio because the anime didn't care for 5 minutes. Not to mention Vegeta interacting with everyone isn't canon. Never happened in the manga.

[@TommyPKFire]

the reason it goes on for so many episodes is because they had to slow it down so we could even perceive it

[@Nocturne22]

What about all the talking

[@robertleon7107]

@@Nocturne22 technically one cannot hear what another person is saying at any speed faster than the speed of sound. Sooooo maybe sound travels faster in the DBZ universe Idk lmao

[@seventyfourty]

And this proves that in the show we were watching them fight slowed down

[@kuyajochi]

SlimJim and even slowed down some parts of the fight are still too fast.

[@seventyfourty]

@AFRO ANIME honestly I couldn't tell you but fighting Buu took a few days I believe

[@seventyfourty]

@@Runethe good shit, good shit

[@imREL0]

@@Runethe It was actually 1 day.

[@imREL0]

@@Runethe oh ok sorry

[@SilverRyuu]

"Never do mischief again" Goku, buddy, Frieza was a little more than a little mischievous

[@TheFirehands150]

For characters moving faster than light, 5 minutes would feel like decades.

[@adrianpaul1985]

i was actually expecting them to fight like normal then the planet just blows up

[@emblemblade9245]

Fitting image

[@FemkjeMW]

Oof that's gold

[@Phoenix2.5D]

I’ve given you some of my own energy, so- *Boom*

[@557deadpool]

Said by someone who knows nothing about DBZ

[@timothymclean]

Or they just edit five minutes of monologues and arguments, then the planet explodes.

[@tinyz7575]

"You heartless fool" is such a powerful phrase and he says it like 3 times due to ho, continuing to five Freiza a chance

[@jayandrews2803]

Frieza is the only dude I know that gets shown mercy twice by the same guy in 5 minutes then still tries to get revenge

[@PlatinumStrikes]

He stubborn like a little kid 😂

[@PikachuComments]

Goku is naive but he’s pure of heart, as the nimbus cloud has proven

[@revolvingworld2676]

That also happened to Luffy twice

[@threedimensional4341]

Bro he's cold for that shit dawg😂

[@blaacksugar7714]

In his defense he couldn't run the risk of Goku going around the galaxy telling everyone the he begged a saiyan for his life.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Ironically, this fits the theory that all the combat was super-speed.

[@ExcuseMe1]

It’s not a theory it’s just what happened. There’s even a gag about how the fights look to an outsider in the original dragon ball

[@CharroArgentino]

It's not a theroy, but that's not the problem people have with the fight, many scenes were edited out here, if you add all of them plus all the dialogue, the battle is way longer than 5 minutes. And dialogue is the one thing that needs to happen at normal speed, as it needs to travel at the speed of sound.

[@WaterKirby1994]

Speed of Sound is the speed it takes for words to travel from 1 person to another & is not a fixed speed by any means. Speed of Speaking however is limited only by how quickly you can exhale words. Do you not hear how slowly Goku & Frieza talk? You can use KZbin itself to listen to what they say at x2 speed & it sounds like a normal pace. Them speaking at 10x Speed isn't a stretch by any means. If you cut out the filler & pause the timer for everything that isn't Namek it's plausible & if you want you could always say Frieza was wrong about the time it took. Hunter x Hunter during Chimera Ant Arc the phenomenon of time slowing down during moments of intense combat is discussed, which may be related to what happened on Namek. Dragon Ball Super also has the entire Tournament Power flow at a rate of 1 minute being about 1 Episode in length.

[@alanortiz7115]

Imagine Dragon Ball Súper with Goku MUI without slow motion

[@Oriana_leung]

And the energy level.

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

Every 60 seconds and in the DBZ universe, 30 minutes passes in ours.

[@jeffjefferson2853]

1:48 I always took that line as Frieza confirming that the 5 minutes had already passed, and Namek is just extra durable so he adds 2 more minutes to his estimate

[@yaxinyet]

If this fight lasted for 5 minutes with that speed then I must feel sorry for Frieza lasting an hour with Broly.

[@johnnywantyoudead5113]

Character name in your pfp?

[@yaxinyet]

@@johnnywantyoudead5113 Yaxi. It's from fanmade Danganronpa Shattered Hope :)

[@jotaroisbestboy7593]

@@yaxinyet yeah another character from fanmade

[@J.Blazer]

In Gold, no less

[@cliveowensia]

​@@J.Blazer you say that like gold is decreasing his defense

[@lowhp_comic]

It would have been funny when Frieza says "I'll give her two more minutes" and an extra two minutes is added to the clock

[@JohnyX333x]

It should have been 7 min all along anyway. It was 5 min total up until they reached dende and the dragon

[@hsew]

Technically it should have gone DOWN to 2 minutes

[@Syphorce]

Thats what should've happened honestly.

[@ananousous]

@@hsew Technically technically, he said the planet is harder to destroy so the time would have to be _more_ than his original five minute estimate, but should be two minutes at the time that he says that

[@Im_Not_Loss]

@@ananousousFrieza’s just reeeally bad at math

[@legend3454]

Amazing how Goku was able to find and enter one of the Ginyu's ships in the last 5 seconds the planet had before exploding.

[@tmk4595]

With this perspective, it makes more sense why dbz villains don't get interrupted during power ups, it's because to them, in real time powering up takes less than a second

[@xenowreborn]

I love how porunga waited for vegeta to get out "Can a ghost do this? Huh frieza" before teleporting him clearly the dragon has a sense of humor that can be respected

[@Lagaa]

underrated comment

[@nicolasdipalma9888]

It was like "actually, he can" xD

[@Sam60420]

😂😂😂

[@mqzv]

shenron showed much humor😂

[@lulzdragon7339]

I can't help but picture him appearing back in a large city and vaporizing a skyscaper.

[@shylocutlip5666]

“ONLY ONE OF US IS LEAVING ALIVE!” both live

[@muinoel3335]

Well,technically only Goku 'left' alive

[@wonderfulguy7918]

@@muinoel3335 and frieza was revived

[@RonaldoVODS]

@@wonderfulguy7918 he was kept alive with a metal body. Not revived.

[@wonderfulguy7918]

@@RonaldoVODS Oh i see ;-; but I'm talkin' about the future where he Gets revived and killed again Lmao

[@RonaldoVODS]

@@wonderfulguy7918 but that's a entirely different situation from leaving namek alive.

[@dar4061]

I've always just assumed from the way their power levels are portrayed that they're in slow motion and just get faster and faster as time goes..its nice to know this is actually Canon by the creator.

[@bjorntantau194]

In the original Dragonball this is shown pretty early on in a fight between Kuririn and the disguised Muten Roshi. A quick exchange, taking one or two seconds or so is broken down by them both for the sake of the audience.

[@karthikeya8498]

1:49 Freeza says that the planet should have blown up by now. This means his 5 minutes has passed at this mark.

[@gamers-xh3uc]

Plot twist: this is how db fights are actually are they are just slowed down

[@CazialsChannel]

Yeah that’s.. that’s actually it. When they show normal humans watching they’re always like “I can’t even see”

[@Tu-Li-Oh]

So...we are side characters? NOOOOOOOOO

[@uzukihakurei3715]

@Vegeta Breifs No, the speechs were at normal speed obviously, only the fights are at high speed.

[@KINGD353]

@Vegeta Breifs dude it's a fucking anime. They van launch energy waves teleport bring back the dead and create clothes out of nowhere and speed talking is where you draw the line?

[@lookdontlook8829]

@@KINGD353 you are severely downplaying the fact that everytime someone talks while they’re fighting, they’re talking at hypersonic speeds. and somehow everyone in the peanut gallery can hear and perfectly comprehend it

[@jackthestar1292]

Vegeta: Can a ghost do this *disappears* I mean... Edit: this comment was made 8 months ago how is it getting so many replies and likes?

[@waxks]

True

[@MrLenny9999]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@swap2448]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRibFeast]

Insert robot devil voice: Ah! A ghost!

[@AndrewAce.]

Goku was able to fight Majin Buu as a ghost...

[@FirestormAudio]

Considering the actual speeds they're supposed to be moving, this version is probably more accurate. haha

[@drewpool4537]

3 years later, and still fantastic.

[@mangaficio9419]

ONLY ONE OF US IS LEAVING ALIVE They both left. Alive

[@tsunamiariya521]

Dbz logic

[@redrage369]

But frieza had a little scar after that fight, a little one

[@Ozzieapologist]

This only shows how bad is Frieza at making predictions ...I think

[@haxor-rex5705]

@Nyxtroos Yes, A scratch that divided his body into two parts so you know,DOUBLE THE DESTRUCTION

[@pedinhu18]

@@redrage369 I guess you could say his predictions didn't make...The cut. I will leave now.

[@ButtonedUpBailey]

I like how Frieza pauses the battle and goes back into normal speed to say “I hate you!”

[@Stephuzz]

that cracked me up ahaha

[@shadowsaber9020]

Also he did when he said: ONLY ONE OF US IS LEAVING ALIVE.

[@Keegstar]

Sounds about right!

[@Chaoszwaihander3434]

Frieza has real gamer energy

[@mcnichoj18]

"You were my rival Frieza. I spared you." - Goku

[@henryzepeda1159]

*“He’s fast!”* - said by every anime character.

[@08mario08]

I remember I watched this over many episodes😂, thanks for this super edit!

[@brunowillich1837]

2:18 My man stopped a high speed battle dead on its tracks to say "i hate you"

[@benkenobi3645]

Toriyama REALLY should have saved that line for when freeza got chopped in half

[@alonk1060]

Me towards my mom when I was 4

[@barkingamer4225]

You were my brother anakin! I loved you...

[@larien123]

@@barkingamer4225 you were supposed to save the village not destroy it!

[@shroomzed2947]

@@benkenobi3645 I’m pretty sure that was never said in the Japanese version

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

I understand King Kai's reaction here. Imagine you're just watching this super fast battle, and all of a sudden someone starts speaking to you in your mind.

[@kevinrooney5533]

The real Goku jump scare.

[@SuperGGLOL]

funniest thing ever. King Kai is me at a rave, looking at flashing lights Completely lost

[@Kyra-Nostal]

​@@kevinrooney5533canon Goku jumpscare

[@The_Buff_Guy]

Funny how they were actually fighting WAYYYY faster than this in real-time lol

[@Thisbaconisalive]

Longest 5 minutes of my life waiting like 5 weeks for every new episode on Toonami 😆

[@DrsJacksonn]

You shoulda made it more like 7+ minutes. At a given moment, even Frieza was like 'Most planets would have blown by now, but this is a tough old bird! I'll give her 2 more minutes.'

[@smdb2304]

my exact thought

[@Taima]

I wanted to call bs on this because the original dub was kinda shitty with translation on a lot of things, but this is true. Just checked the official color version of it, and Frieza's exact words are: "This planet can't have more than two or three minutes left." So going by that, yeah this should have been 7-8 minutes long instead. Maybe 7.5 as a compromise.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

And showed the clock adding more time on.

[@Cxdfc]

Yea, and you can tell some of the fight was cut out, so making the clock 7-8 minutes total would allow more hyper speed movement

[@lonelystarboy]

TRUE so it was actually 7 minutes

[@flygawnebardoflight]

"This planet's a tough old bird, I'll give her 2 minutes." Me: looks at time left A tough old bird indeed.

[@microphonejacket]

Frieza: "Honestly I say you only have.....I don't know....5? Is it 5? Y-YES, 5! 5 minutes til this planet explodes! And you perish along with it!"

[@microphonejacket]

@CelestialTheGod Frieza: "No, listen! If you let me power up, I'll give you a pizza!"

[@InfinityIncome200]

.

[@swinehouse]

*space duck

[@FireStorm5713]

@@microphonejacket Goku: "You killed my friends Freezer. That's not gonna work anymore."

[@mitchellarpin339]

Well done, truly enjoyed 🙌🏻

[@WomanSlayer69420]

Honestly something like this would be a lot more fun to watch than it being drawn out for 5 episodes instead.

[@FatherPun]

This fight was 19 episodes haha, insane

[@HazelEyes485]

But you should savor every minute of the show or else it's just boring fighting

[@FabulousJejmaze]

Oh if it was only 5 episodes

[@mrcrapucinno]

@@FabulousJejmazethat was probably kai

[@Lowclasswarrior778]

No it really wouldn’t

[@Wignut]

"Can a ghost do this?!" _disappears_ "Hu, I guess he was a ghost."

[@mankulon790]

I was gonna say that

[@tapmem]

Guess who it is? Ghost Vegeta!

[@Antr01d]

I had the same idea and then I read your comment and felt dumb af lmao

[@spunkinator13]

I always forget how Goku gave him 2 whole chances to move on and start over. True hero.

[@Nameless82284]

I believe this was the part where Goku stopped giving his enemies a second chance.

[@SoulBro12]

@@Nameless82284 Cell with the senzu bean? I think Uub counts as him literally give a second chance to somebody.

[@Nameless82284]

@@SoulBro12 No, Goku didn't give Cell a second chance. People often take the scene where Goku gave Cell a Senzu Bean out of context. What happened was that Goku knew that Gohan had the power to defeat Cell. The only problem was that Gohan had to snap to beat Cell. Ironically things would have been worse if Goku didn't give Cell the Senzu Bean because Cell wouldn't be able to make Gohan snap. Also, Goku wanted Gohan to kill Cell. He even yells at him to do it. As for Uub, well he's just a reincarnation of Buu. They are not the same people. Goku wanted Buu to be reborn as a good guy after he killed him.

[@allendrake6960]

​@@Nameless82284 ​ I don't exactly disagree with what you're saying, but don't think the events of Cell's fight with Goku suggest Cell couldn't have still made Gohan snap, especially since the actual final straw was Android 16 dying.

[@tillburr6799]

@@allendrake6960 cell only played with his food because he was 100% sure he could win, if he has even a little doubt he immediately tries to end the fight. Cell would’ve been tougher if anything

[@sgtwoods2982]

1:25 "Why you little runt?" Frieza voice actress is literally hilarious Especially her angry quotes

[@ZayIvory7]

I appreciate that you played it at normal speed whenever they talked. You’re already less insane than some fans with that detail alone.

[@josephtaylor3259]

I like how Vegeta’s first instinct when he found out he was alive to try to fight the guy that killed him without even training or anything, I mean I know he got a zenkai but damn bro

[@nassimmng5378]

Fact

[@Genra]

Pretty sure Zenkais only occur from near-death experiences, not *actual death* experiences lol. Still, gotta respect him

[@josephtaylor3259]

@@Genra faaax, gotta have mad respect for Vegeta

[@arcelay4764]

@@Genra They do get zenkai after dying and getting revived if they keep the same body. After all, they get zenkais because of damage and struggle of the body, near-death zenkais are just the ones that give them the most power without dying.

[@blaacksugar7714]

You mean like what Freeza just did?

[@gvbm400]

Frieza: 5 Minutes Literally anyone who watches: This little maeuver is gonna cost us -51 years- 50 episodes

[@adulthuman1681]

Interstellar reference 😢😭😭😭🐐

[@Koushi587]

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[@gvbm400]

@@Koushi587 wha- Dammn Memories

[@kaiocrap6965]

Lol

[@Recoome_Kick]

R.I.P. Akira Toriyama.

[@harrypotterwannabe5892]

Great editing ! 👌 Thanks for sharing

[@mikkey246]

Thanks for this

[@incredibellcraft4565]

Vegeta: Can a ghost do this? Huh Frieza?! Vegeta: *Disappears Me: Probably.

[@shubhamkatyal6391]

👻

[@AndrewAce.]

Can a ghost become a Super Saiyan 3? Yeah, probably...

[@DarrenN-lm5xq]

@@AndrewAce. random, but ok

[@AndrewAce.]

@@DarrenN-lm5xq It's not Random. Goku, a ghost, was able to transform into a Super Saiyan 3 and fight with Buu.

[@Noramatenda]

@@DarrenN-lm5xq stupid

[@JuanMunzerAsakura]

the funny part of this being only "5 minutes long" is that the manga really reads that way, but the anime really had to extend itself to fit a very long time because it was almost caught up with the manga.

[@Eorzat]

Which is probably another reason why Toriyama didn't like the DBZ anime.

[@javenpalmer3310]

Which is why DBZ Kai is better

[@mrbigrig171]

@@Eorzat did he really say that? Where?

[@coreymelo5962]

@@Eorzat clearly he did like the anime

[@coreymelo5962]

@@javenpalmer3310 nah original Z is still better

[@ryudragon7]

Agh. They're so fast, I can't keep up. Nicely done

[@ALLORD-YGO]

Bro deserved my sub. Awesome video.

[@BlackuKnighto]

You know a DBZ villain has lost went he gets an absolutely stupid facial expression.

[@xL0stKIlah]

Until cell came along. He was a master troll

[@bensadfleck9972]

Cell made a lot of stupid faces while he was being beaten by gohan though...

[@lonesoldier404]

@@bensadfleck9972 look at his face while he's being disentegrated by Gohan's kamehameha It looks like homer simpson going berserk

[@JBX9001]

Considering how each of them does a lot of terrible things beforehand, it just makes their death all the more satisfying.

[@zaito2558]

@@bensadfleck9972 even more in the manga, they were missing like 3 more

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

Alternate Title: Frieza being an idiot for 5 minutes straight.

[@malcolmxraw1342]

He's smarter when he suppresses his power lol

[@microphonejacket]

Frieza: "Oh, look at the sky, this planet really is gonna explode. I'd give it like two minutes, tops."

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

@@microphonejacket Hmm....

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

@@malcolmxraw1342 Ah, okay.

[@bandabanana4939]

@@microphonejacket *"I'd better get to my ship!"*

[@dylanzlol7293]

Its crazy how the planet was destroyed so quickly, like, any survivors who were left behind didnt have much time to make it out

[@VelRenshi]

“Can a ghost do this huh Frieza? HAAAAA-“ *Gets Sent to Brazil*

[@angelis1123]

oh ho not brazil

[@goldpinkbenilla5250]

Lmfao

[@matheusgarcia3148]

Verdade, Vegeta passou em frente da minha casa agora a pouco

[@joaovitorfernandes6921]

Are you sure about that kgkgkgkgkgk

[@nintendokings]

I don’t get it

[@brendangolledge8312]

Goku: Gives frieza "some" of his energy. Frieza: Thinks to himself "I can kill Goku with a portion of his own energy which he gave to me as a gift." Goku: "YOU FOOL!"

[@aakanksha4710]

BAKAYAROO

[@OneMoreThing2521]

@@aakanksha4710 KONOYARO!!!

[@AizensPlan]

As crazy as it sounds, he could. If Goku's guard had been down completely. Frieza's lackey (whatever his name is) lethally wounded Goku with a ring gun in Resurrection F.

[@pieterlindeque7798]

@@AizensPlan We never got any information about how strong that ring beam was though. It probably functions like a ki blaster like all the other Frieza Force losers use, so it uses the ki of the person wielding it. At that point in the series even the fodder people were planet busters easily, so if Sorbet was at least Saiyan Saga Vegeta level and his beam is more like a Piccolo type special beam canon attack that pierces defenses then it makes sense how a relaxed Goku would get tapped by it. Otherwise it was just dumb writing.

[@miguelperez9906]

I mean technically krillin was able to lop off a chunk of freezypop with as much of a gap

[@Lizzieaftermidnight]

It's funny how we assume frieza was telling the truth about 5 minutes, he could've been messing with Goku

[@narpasword]

The point where Frieza points out that this planet is a tough old bird and I'll give it two more minutes, that was the five-minute point. 😉

[@poptartz911]

"most powerful being" a scientist makes an android that could beat freeza 100x over

[@crimsongogeta6810]

“Most powerful being” a wad of gum that King Cold said to not mess with gets vaporized by Goku a little over a decade later

[@nergal2931]

And from all of the galaxy, both androids, Cell included and Buu, came from earth.

[@asianpersuasion4901]

@@nergal2931 excuse me? buu didn't come from earth, he came from somewhere else and was dropped off at earth to destroy, but bibidi was killed and only in the present did babidi arrive and release buu

[@Anderson_101]

Most powerful being besides Majin Boo and Beerus the god of destruction.

[@Taking-it-Ruff]

Is that chitoge in your profile pic?

[@handgun559]

I love how it sounds like Goku stumbles through his first line to sound cool. "Five minutes is all I'll need to beat you, and get off this planet... With my friends.... On my spaceship!"

[@taigaseji]

LOL

[@rope435]

LMAO

[@corrat4866]

TBF he's probably barely holding it together in the begininng.

[@Roderick.]

@@corrat4866honestly the voice acting just wasn’t as polished and they probably didn’t care at that point 😂

[@the_quadracorn]

It's interesting. Some of the lines are from the original dub but others aren't. I think it's cut together from a couple of different Funimation dubs. There are like 3 or 4 at this point.

[@quintinwood4397]

Honestly, this is a great way to illustrate the fan "theory" which at this point doesn't feel like a theory at all, but rather a fact.

[@ThyDrash]

How fast the battle was in the show:

[@youtubewatcher4955]

Can we all appreciate the audacity that Frieza knows the planet will blow up in 5 minutes after an attack like that because he’s CLEARLY done this a million times before?

[@Bluebedo]

Considering the Saiyan backstory....

[@robertemerson1087]

Honestly I'm not surprised with how evil he was, imagine from the time you're born, with no work at all you are more powerful than almost everyone around you.

[@blueicydasani4543]

@@robertemerson1087 I would be more like Kid buu lol. I'd just destroy for no reason, cuz I can. Obviously I wouldn't if I had that strength rn, but if I was born strong I'd be so destructive

[@sasir2013]

@@blueicydasani4543 that's a bit dumb. You will get much more beign a freezer than a buu, because tiranny

[@blueicydasani4543]

@@sasir2013 Not really. I'd just want to destroy for the fun of it

[@anthonysanchez5651]

This is what it’s like seeing a DBZ fight from a regular Earthling’s eyes. I think this is how Hercule perceived the fight between the Goku and Cell. Thank you!

[@alessandrowarna3237]

This is even slower, during the Saiyan saga Gohan couldn't see Yamcha and the Saibaman fighting until he focused, 100% Frieza is 100 000 times stronger than a Saibaman (120 mln vs 1.2k)

[@Eichro]

@@alessandrowarna3237 i don't think power levels are linearly measured

[@alessandrowarna3237]

@@Eichro maybe, but I'm sure 100% Frieza can win against 100 000 saibaman

[@dadawgdoin7467]

​@@alessandrowarna3237 this guy can deadass beat a million of raditzs/ saibamen

[@jacobalbus7716]

@@alessandrowarna3237 but he couldn't beat 30 billion spongebobs

[@ericwilson3211]

Why is this so good lol

[@RasenKamehamehaX100]

Nice attention to detail by including the dialogue at actual speed and Goku's attempt to escape.

[@bryanwoods3373]

Every DB character: They're moving so fast. I can't even see them anymore. DBZ fans: Man, these fights take so long. Why do they move so slow.

[@Another_Hibiki]

Exactly what i think in Cell Saga

[@playerhateroftheyear1084]

@@Another_Hibiki we're extra dimensional beings to them

[@shady8045]

i think its slowed down

[@thatpoorlonelyguywhonobody2143]

@@shady8045, it does

[@JGLMAO]

@@shady8045 it is, I believe they're fighting at kight speed or sum like that

[@MicrosoftNestleTea]

"The depths of my power escapes you" Goku: *gets bored and tries to leave*

[@microphonejacket]

Goku: "I'm done fighting you now. I'm bored. You're boring me."

[@Lonewulf321]

“I’m bored now. You’re boring me”

[@nolimitssuck3846]

@@microphonejacket I see you are a tfs man too

[@nolimitssuck3846]

@@Lonewulf321 you too

[@Lonewulf321]

@@nolimitssuck3846 you know it brother

[@minimuu3453]

i think its actually suppoosed to be 7 minutes because mid fight frieza is like "huh it hasnt exploded yet, Ill give it 2 more minutes"

[@ASquared544]

“Question: Do you know what a minute is?” “Uh- yes of course I do-“ “I don’t think you do” “…”

[@TheRandomGuyTheFarNoGameCat]

This video reminded me just how incredible this arc truly is. Goku, the happiest man in the universe was finally pushed too far. And Frieza paid the price. Goku's whole demeanor is shifted, he spoke precisely and totally filled with a controlled rage. Perfect.

[@seprithlicastia463]

Yeah, sure. He was finally pushed to kill Frieza after all this, definitely... So what about the hundreds of Red Ribbon Army soldiers Goku had already killed by this point? All of whom were guilty of much less than Frieza? Dr. Gero's entire motivation for even wanting to kill Goku is to avenge his son, who Goku killed!

[@BranBal]

@@seprithlicastia463 That's character progression to you. When he was young and immature he killed with no regards. Now that he has a wife and a son, he is not willing to kill anymore. He saw Tenchihan and Piccolo, who were bad guys once becoming his best allies and friends and good people after their defeat. As an adult Goku is willing to "give the other cheek" hoping that his enemies will change too.

[@seprithlicastia463]

@@BranBal I can sort of see that argument, sure, but Goku was not a mindless killer even before all that. There are plenty of very dangerous people he never killed even though it was perfectly within his ability.

[@OGM_OriginalGameMusic]

Maybe I'm misremembering (which would be embarrassing seeing as I watch the show atleast once a year) but after this battle... I dont remember goku doing the whole "I'll give you once last chance"

[@TheSquareOnes]

@@OGM_OriginalGameMusic He gradually shifted away from the "generic good guy hero that wants to spare everyone" approach towards more of a "progression-obsessed warrior that only wants to get stronger and will gladly spare anyone as long as they can come back for another good fight later" deal, but aside from the dialogue differences it's functionally very similar. He heals Cell mid-battle with a senzu bean, holds back against both Buu and Majin Vegeta until forced to resolve the situation later after the whole planet has been murdered (and even then wishes to reincarnate Buu shortly after), puts a hit from Hit out on himself and is just generally way too casual about multiple universes getting destroyed in the later Super arcs (most of which again came from his just wanting to fight stronger opponents for fun). Oh yeah, then resurrects Freiza yet again and sets him loose on the universe even though that guy is as evil and powerful as ever. Either way it's definitely a shift in character though, so you're not wrong. It's just that the outcome is still very often to let the villain walk away to a bit more villainy before he's eventually forced to actually put an end to them.

[@Ran_007]

Frieza: Dragon, grant me my wish! Dragon : *¿Qué?*

[@BibleNutter]

Well done!

[@quantumversal]

This shit was funny AF with the fast punches

[@DaSheepKiller]

"Only one of us is leaving alive!" Then they both left alive.

[@62Shalo]

I thought the same thing

[@filhodaputa7869]

@Trusted Mars More like 1.25

[@theamazingloser2512]

I didn't like the idea of him being still alive ngl

[@theamazingloser2512]

I didn't like the idea of him being still alive ngl

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@theamazingloser2512 yeah Frieza should've died from the explosion. He didn't do anything afterwards anyway.

[@TayoEXE]

Villains' worst nightmare: real time.

[@infinitepotato001]

Just ask DIO

[@TayoEXE]

@@infinitepotato001 XD I also saw that one.

[@uzukihakurei3715]

@@infinitepotato001 DIO: TOKI NO TOMARE! Already so, Let me do my villain speech. 1 seconds has- *times resumes* Star Platinum: ORA! *breaks DIO's skull*

[@yaboy5228]

@@uzukihakurei3715 Toki WO* tomare

[@randomname667]

@@yaboy5228 it's actually yo*

[@dwaynebrice1697]

THIS WAS SO COOL!❤