Golden Grades: 10 Best Jokes Special Compilation #1

In thinking about our first 50 (Grades 1-12 videos) graded episodes, sometimes we focus on a plot line or character so much we forget to talk about the jokes! As part of our special compilation #1 video, we pulled together our 10 best jokes from these episodes!
Special Compilation Video 1: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eamvqaKkZqujr9U
Golden Grades 1-12 Playlist: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYfbq6KNgNSVmJY
Let us know in the comments what were your top jokes from our first 12 graded episodes?
Top Jokes Came From:
1 Never Wear Underwear- The Custody Battle [S1 E15[
2. Panties in the Pile- Sophia's Wedding Part 1 [S4 E6]
3. Elvis Fan Club- Sophia's Wedding Part 1 [S4 E6]
4. Ye Old Towne- Even Grandma's Get The Blues [S6 E20]
5. Cupcakes Are Moist- A Midwinter's Night's Dream P2 [S7 E21]
6. Nature's Credit Card- The Pope's Ring [S7 E13]
7. Girls A Slut- Nice and Easy [S1 E17]
8. Slut and a Moron- From Here To The Pharmacy [S7 E12]
9. Human Mattress- All Bets Are Off [S5 E24]
10. Look Like Yoda- Snap Out Of It [S6 E4]
CHAPTERS
00:00 - Intro
00:48 - Never Wear Underwear
1:04 - Panties in the Pile
1:10 - Hunka Hunka Burnin Love
1:43 - Ye Old Towne
1:56 - My Cupcakes are Moist
3:22 - Nature's Credit Card
3:59 - Girl's A Sl...
4:36 - Switched to Decaf
5:01 - Human Mattress
5:22 - Yoda
5:57 - Outro
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[@jaiander4487]

Love your videos, and the Golden Girls are amazing.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for watching!

[@jaiander4487]

I just did a little happy jig 😆😊.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

@@jaiander4487 I dig it.

[@candicehoneycutt4318]

"So what if you knew Jesus personally? Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil." I'm done lmaoo

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Boom.

[@geraldwarren6438]

What episode is this from? Can someone upload it please!?! Thank you!

[@jayjay242008]

Loved this still makes me lol

[@candicehoneycutt4318]

Gerald Warren Snap Out of It is the title

[@geraldwarren6438]

@@candicehoneycutt4318 Thank you Candice! Appreciate it!

[@sabrina.h2737]

Sophia reminds me of a little old lady I met as a kid. She said, " You're born, you're miserable and then you die." Such comforting words to a young person.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Oh damn.

[@fzb5383]

Lmao! I think I will be that old lady in the future.

[@astrisperspecto4130]

@@fzb5383 I already am. And whenever someone tries to call me out I just say "so what? I'm old, I'm supposed to be colorful"

[@veninarayale8363]

@@astrisperspecto4130 haahaa

[@Swakara1]

Ahhh sarcastic Dorothy: "Just been thrown out of an unauthorized Elvis fan club. I'll try to pick up the pieces and go on with my life. I mean there must be a support group for people like me". Haha, she killed me!!!!!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

That one is one of my personal favorites

[@missyb9526]

Ahahhahaha so damn true.. She got the voice and facial expressions is on point 😂

[@geraldwarren6438]

"Like what Blanche, the PLO!?" Lol!!!!

[@Ldydrmmer]

I love Dorothy!!

[@marcocantoni8796]

What episode was that? Ahahah i llllove this

[@_brandixx]

Nature’s credit card has always been one of the greatest lines ever

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I agree!

[@geraldwarren6438]

YES! TOO DAMN FUNNY! "NATURE'S CREDIT CARD!" "YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!" LOVE THE GOLDEN GIRLS❤❤❤❤❤

[@35183116]

Haha very true!

[@sweeney60]

Number 3 is one of my favorite lines ever! I'm on the autism spectrum so people always assume that I'm upset for the dumbest things when I'm really not. So I just started responding with, "I'll try to pickup the pieces and go on with my life, I mean there must be a support group for people like me." People finally stopped asking me. Dorothy for the win!

[@Zman71389]

I too am on the Autism spectrum, it's nice to meet you! Glad that line helped you! Dorothy is a badass! (:

[@devonmunn5728]

I'm also Autistic too

[@khrysjmt5786]

That cupcakes joke. I can't!

[@debo4818]

My cupcakes moist and delicious, haha too funny!

[@emt874]

Another great compilation! However, after seeing most of the cupcake exchange I was disappointed to not hear the line "Have you and Miles been baking together?" Watching Rose break the coffee mug was good too.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I hear you. Only really cut for time.

[@shirleygiordano7627]

I hope my retirement years are this fun.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I believe in it for you.

[@kabroyality]

You should do a compilation of the best facial reactions like the look Rose gave when Blanche said she never wears underwear.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Adding it to our suggestion list! I love it Thank you!!

[@Hulkzilla0]

You just know that there's going to be a set of Dorothy's iconic stares fitted somewhere in that list!

[@astrisperspecto4130]

@@Hulkzilla0 "I'll ask her. When I visit her at... The home"

[@targetsunshine6060]

One of the funniest shows EVER even now still relevant.

[@debo4818]

So true! I own all seven seasons on DVD, how can you not laugh!

[@Dani..663]

Thanks you human mattress 😂😂 dead 💀

[@theinvisibleme4104]

"A slot and a morron...." sorry it must be decaf" hahahahaha

[@StayGoldenGirls]

;) Must be!

[@gabriellesamuda4457]

Kills me to this day!

[@robertalmond1898]

All of the episodes from GG are timeless. You don't get these anymore. The GG are timeless.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I feel you on that.

[@h.a.6060]

I really cannot decide which of these is more favorable. I love them all equally. This is the funniest sitcom in my opinion and I have watched many many hoping that one day I would find something that will top The Golden Girls for me. But never happened. This is still my absolute favorite. I can count 100 favorite moments from the show and still find more. Thank you for this wonderful video.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I hear you on that! I was also like oh you know even though I may not like these episodes as a whole, there are memorable and spitfire lines and so they shouldn't be buried.

[@ccaatthheerriinnee]

YES, THE CUPCAKE METAPHOR!!! my cupcakes are moist & delicious--men love my cupcakes

[@StayGoldenGirls]

It's a classic

[@Rockas360]

Pretty sure that Rose knew that cupcakes was a euphemism. Not sure cos it's Rose but it's possible!

[@rosalyngummer6587]

Rockas360 I might be mistaken, but I think Rose had a line later on in the episode like “You weren’t really talking about cupcakes at all.” And then Dorothy said “Then you really were.”

[@Rockas360]

@@rosalyngummer6587 and then the follow up Yoda diss dead ass!

[@EmorettaRobinson]

I just found this channel a couple of weeks ago. I've enjoyed watching your videos so much. I needed a good laugh. Thank you for uploading these videos. During times like this it feels like finding a hidden treasure. Again, thank you.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I hear you on needing a laugh and something to just take you out of the place we are all in right now. Thank you so much for sharing and checking us out!

[@EmorettaRobinson]

@@StayGoldenGirls you're welcome

[@waves291]

Love it, thank you for bringing all this joy.

[@dinosaucers2616]

3:56 .."You never leave home without it.."

[@davidlandrum9169]

I love all of the stuff from this channel. I can’t wait for more golden grades.

[@aagold76]

you left out the best parts of 2 of the videos- the 'cupcake' talk ends with Dorothy saying, 'Wait- you're really talking about cupcakes, aren't you?" and the Elvis fan club scene- Blanche recommends Dorothy finds a club less fanatical in their devotion….Dorothy responds, 'Like what, Blanche- the PLO?!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Okay.

[@jarmojarmo]

Thanks for keeping the Golden Girls alive!! Still my favorite show!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@edgarfilho6129]

I also love your videos and The Golden Girls are eternally in our hearts.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for watching and being a part of the community!

[@Zman71389]

Hello! So many great moments, difficult to pick one! I would go with the cupcakes joke because it was so memorable watching it on Lifetime and just finished the episode on Hulu last night! Although as a child I thought they were literally talking about cupcakes! Haha. Nothing to change about the channel, just keep doing what you all are doing! You all are awesome! Thank you Courtney and Thank you Chris! (:

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I like how we can enjoy the jokes differently at stages in our lives

[@jcamisa50]

Watched them faithfully, now doing the same on reruns. Love those gals !!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤👍👍

[@Tobazhniazhi]

Dorothy always stole the show in my opinion, she's so witty, caustic, yet grounded and empathetic, gosh I love this show! I'm quarantined for 10 days and I've been having trouble breathing, fatigue, can't go to the hospital due to being overwhelmed by COVID. But since Betty's passing I've been binging golden girls and it has helped distract me from this shit storm we're in.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I'm so sorry to hear you are experiencing that with COVID. I hope you feel better in the near future

[@erin9110]

Number 8 is still my favourite. Especially when she says "I'm sorry it must be decaf" 🤣

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Ha

[@The_UmbrellaMan]

I absolutely love that shirt-- RBG merch needs to fill my house. NOW.

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Thank you! I have a lot of RBG stuff. And a RBG quote tattoo

[@johndrake5975]

Strange how this was just recommended to me today, and you're wearing an RBG shirt no less

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Interesting. Well. She is an idol of mine

[@ivy420grace9]

"Not the cupcakes", i love that scene

[@StayGoldenGirls]

So good

[@ivy420grace9]

@@StayGoldenGirls i feel like golden girls is underrated they teach valuable life lesson in a raw voice at same time in a jokingly matter because even though life is rough and knocks you down, you still gotta smile and laugh at something

[@hannahott9185]

Another great video, I love this channel 🤗

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for watching and supporting us!

[@darkb4light06]

I always thought Blanche had the ugliest room. LOL

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I hear you on that.

[@graphiquejack]

Say what? That palm leaf wallpaper is legendary... and don’t forget the mirror on the ceiling... lol

[@ajlee8935]

amazing video. I love your videos and if the golden girls all the golden girls were alive I know that they would love them too.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for your support and kind words!

[@ajlee8935]

@@StayGoldenGirls your wlcome

[@eliranpinhasov5940]

As a gay man I am obsessed of the golden girls Watched from childhood in Israel And now here Nice mix 🤪😁😀

[@Nikodymus]

Hi fellow gay man! I always loved them too! ^^

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[@aquablue1252]

As a gay man I must say you are cute

[@eliranpinhasov5940]

@@aquablue1252 thank u so much

[@reneezancewoman]

Blanche's Yoda crack was one of my all time favs, lol

[@StayGoldenGirls]

A star wars joke is baller.

[@beaarthurgolden]

You're old you sag get over it! Love it! Thanks for extrapolating those jokes from some of the lesser "funny" episodes

[@StayGoldenGirls]

We try!

[@JimmyOgilvie52]

Always love your videos! Love your T-shirt too! "I just went through 3 months of radiation. It's not like I had bones spurs or something". LOL

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you! Thank you for watching and enjoying!

[@matthewbaca417]

That video was extremely funny!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for watching. We try!

[@pamsatira1753]

haha. i just crack up whenever sophia fires those words to blanche.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Yes!

[@eliranpinhasov5940]

Tried to find your underwear in the big pile...one of the greatest from rose 😁😁😁

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Sure is.

[@SUN-it6rf]

Superb ! 💕💕

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thanks 🤗

[@thomasconnelly3725]

A remember some of it 🤣forgotten so much thanks 🙏 be cool 😎 and stay golden buddy with care 💖🍀

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you for watching!

[@theresaholguin699]

Just hilarious girls love them all ❤🤣❤🤣❤🤣❤🤣❤

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I love them all too.

[@MrGleeiscool]

There’s too many to choose from lolll

[@eduardo_corrochio]

For spot #3 you should've began with Dorothy saying "Elvis would have never left this much meat on a pork chop". That was so damn funny, and a crucial part of that whole exchange.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Okay. Well sadly too late now.

[@DFWTMOD]

Damn I love Sophia 😂😂😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

;)

[@AFoxInFlames]

I always thought the cupcake joke was one of the most racy jokes and so Flippin hilarious.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Indeed!

[@rtperrett]

I see you like Notorious RGB. Nice shirt. That glittery jacket is so sparkly.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Oh I do. I even have an RBG dissent inspired tattoo. Love runs deep there

[@Panwere36]

I have a suggestion for a video: The top moments each Golden Girl owned herself. Blanche and Sophia have the most, but I still think it would be a good idea. Keep up the good work, btw!

[@StayGoldenGirls]

You mean like a self imposed burn?

[@Panwere36]

@@StayGoldenGirls , yes.

[@imbetterthanyouis]

number 5 , that point when you remember what cupcakes was supposed to mean and your now watching 2 old ladies fight over who has the moistest gusset

[@StayGoldenGirls]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[@toddbeaton1512]

the golden girls are so amazing

[@StayGoldenGirls]

They sure are!

[@JacobLink350]

5:30 Sophia: No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words: Your old and sad. Get over it!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Yeah get over it!

[@bretalleman9352]

i still love blanches dream with the bald men on the plane

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Oh yes!!

[@sabster74]

Hi Courtney. It's nice to see your face.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Why thank you.

[@thecrowfliesaway8990]

You look so cute right now golden with your hair braided. I love the golden girls and your channel.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Thank you so much!! I actually braid my morning everyday to workout that my hair is so long but you know, so rarely do for videos!

[@CourtneyAntonioli]

Heyo!

[@khanyisantanda]

Blanche: You know Sophia this birthday thing kinda has me depressed as well, you think you can help me too Sophia: sure no matter how bad things get remember these stage words; you're old, you'll sag get over it Blanche: Sophia!!! (appalled) Sophia: so what if you knew Jesus personally; wake up und smell the coffee you fossil Blanche: my mistake; since you look like the older you were also wise (and she stoms off) I love it

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Great moments.

[@originalname8513]

Look like Yoda*😊😂

[@conradsmithlacsina27]

More Golden Girls clips, please.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Then watch the lists.

[@johnetmanalomd3333]

Can you please find that episode where Rose was telling a St Olaf story and the townsfolk were looking for the dumbest girl and the punchline was "I don't know why I raised my hand".... i wish to watch that episode again. Thanks

[@StayGoldenGirls]

We will see what we can do.

[@kamya7104]

Men 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘𝗘 my cupcakes 😈😂😂😂🙈

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Mhhm

[@supertjss1328]

"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing no underwear"......I didnt get it at first .....

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Ha

[@feefee198423]

Paid with natures credit card 😭

[@StayGoldenGirls]

The best kind.

[@bretalleman9352]

are u grading more episodes?

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Yes. Next month we will resume with Grades 14 now that the special compilation is over.

[@bretalleman9352]

@@StayGoldenGirls yea

[@holland9199]

What is going on with your hair and wardrobe sister😲your representing😳and on-camera 🎥 and KZbin😆

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Huh? You antibraided hair?

[@bettyjames4155]

So many jokes, so little time.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

True

[@dinenlikath3920]

Please!! @Netflix! Stream Golden Girls 😭😭

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I wish I could say I see that happening

[@ryanlemay6296]

I generally watch Golden Girls on dvd as it is the most complete version, but I caught Sophia's wedding on tvland or Hallmark channel recently ant the entire scene where joke #3 is from was completely cut from the episode. In fact the current syndication cuts of Golden Girls and Roseanne are SO chopped up, it is painful to watch. Entire scenes missing, guest starts edited out. It hurts my fan heart to know there is an entire generation of new fans who are probably not seeing the true episodes.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Oh yeah. I hear you on that. It is very frustrating what they do for time

[@vgernyc]

Hmmm. So maybe the reason why Miles cheated on Rose may be that even though she let him try her cupcakes, she didn't let him try her muffin?

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Maybe

[@lindafurr2404]

The show is still on t.v. why put tiny pieces on utube?

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Have you ever been to youtube?

[@theastewart6721]

Love the videos but sometimes the volume is too low.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Yup

[@missyb9526]

Were they really talking about cupcakes??

[@StayGoldenGirls]

They were not.

[@missyb9526]

Ahahahaha i figured with Dorothy's facial expressions and all 😂

[@StayGoldenGirls]

;)

[@andrewyoung2796]

Nature's credit card

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Haha

[@lynmaylupitta1829]

Name of the song?

[@StayGoldenGirls]

What song?

[@lynmaylupitta1829]

The one at the begining saying something like: life lessons were... Something

[@isaiahhumphreys1979]

I just call it "the Stay Golden theme song.

[@gaesornthecold.8337]

Your cupcakes are dry and tasteless....

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Mine are moist and delicious.

[@luisquijada7941]

#6 is incomplete

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Well I don't think so

[@luisquijada7941]

@@StayGoldenGirls it is, you never leave home without it , that phrase isn't there

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Okay.

[@sho9214]

Did Miles have an affair with Dorothy???

[@StayGoldenGirls]

No, just kissed.

[@sho9214]

Stay Golden which episode is that ? I feel bad for Rose

[@rubencanas4230]

I hated when this show ended then the golden palace ended to soon

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I hear you

[@pflanzenliebhaber]

It's about the Golden Girls...why must you talk all this blablabla...just show the videos...they speak for themselves...

[@StayGoldenGirls]

It's my channel. I do it how I want.

[@jcamisa50]

Comb your hair.

[@StayGoldenGirls]

I'm good. Thanks.

[@yeahnoonecaresifyouarefirst]

My cupcakes bring all the boys to the yard and they're like they're better than yours 😂 🧁🤭 oh i hate the intros and outros but i love my girls! ❤

[@StayGoldenGirls]

Cool