GOLDY NO LEGS (DayZ Standalone)

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The DayZ standalone is here! I plan on bringing you guys the best, funniest, craziest gameplay you can find on the internet. Hope you enjoy our journey of this amazing game. It's only going to get better. Now let's go kill some bandits.
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Outro Song:
Run Away From Me - DotEXE: • [Drumstep] - DotEXE - ...
DayZ Intro: • DayZ Logo Animation (D...
Song: Pegboard Nerds - Hero: • [Hard Dance] - Pegboar...

[@MexicanFoodNinjas]

Just think if goldy would have pulled the trigger and killed jesse they might not have become friends.

[@AB21]

and then jesse was born

[@Tatsue295]

"They look like geodude." And immediately he has a face of drunken regret

[@TheMagnificentSarah]

Who's geodude?

[@hiimmabee]

The Magnificent Sarah Hollinger A pokemon, who has no legs.

[@TheMagnificentSarah]

hiimmabee Yeah I googled it and now feel stupid for not recognising the name...

[@hiimmabee]

The Magnificent Sarah Hollinger *claps*

[@JumpinWombango]

hiimmabee yes.

[@deathstar704]

That dude that bandaged him is a boss. He shielded him too.

[@GoldGloveTV]

Um, KZbin FUCKED the quality on this video. No idea why it's randomly available in 240p only? :( Hopefully it fixes soon guys

[@chaybloch9337]

mmmmmm 240p is brilliant, minecraft anybody ;)

[@TheMajesticSynC]

It's fixed buttface ^_^

[@BurgerMikeTV]

Marshianmkkr Not fixed for me :/

[@TealChicken-bh2qr]

GoldGloveTV is the best

[@elitemacro6311]

GoldGloveTV is some awesome

[@turtlemagick6071]

Gold: "Im on the second floor" Girlfriend: "So like..the second floor from the base..?" Your reaction was priceless haha xD

[@KAISEI2]

Layne is one of the most chilled guys

[@joegallagher6688]

Geo dude hahaha I lost my shit when he said that ...brilliant

[@SupedRL]

Always great to see how Jesse and godly first met

[@YoOllie]

If Goldy Clicked we wouldn't know Jesse

[@Lordlego12]

Yo 17:00 was like my favorite youtube moment ever xD All the freshies just charging the prone guy screaming "For Narniiiaaa"

[@user-ob4kn3rp3j]

That fresh spawn that bandaged you; most bad ass dude that day. LOL

[@XxSteelKill20xX]

This is great Jesse and Goldy First Time Butt touches but unknown friendship :)

[@Winspa94]

That "oh my god" by Ally at 2:50 sounds exactly like Clementine from The Walking Dead.

[@brisvanhal9969]

I love how ally talks and everybody pretends she doesn't exist

[@XXBarrage]

They guy that said "For Narnia" made me LMAO! XD

[@ryanmorris3531]

hands down that geodude remark was the best thing ive heard in a long time

[@DailyDoseofShortsVideos]

Can you imagine if Goldy shot Jessie.. the Dynamic duo would never happen

[@jordandocherty2934]

wait a fucking minute, that is jesse hahahahaha, goldy didn't like him at first wtf, well look where they have came from! wow I'm so happy now!

[@Lipzyncable]

hahaha the face goldy pulls when ally says something really dumb (no offence) at 21:49

[@evanwisz3048]

lol 17:04... You didn't just kill a fresh spawn... you headshotted a fresh spawn lol

[@aLTm1X45]

21:56 "is it the second floor from the base?" XD the face that he made!

[@sotom8]

Goldy takes this game more serious than 10 year olds on CoD

[@atlfalcons1005]

I like how he killed the dude in purple who was helping him at 25:35 lol

[@ZipTiggle]

30 seconds in and best joke he's ever made XD there is piss all over my room hahaha

[@loushia16]

The Geodude joke almost made my lungs collapse

[@DigitalDyslexia]

Goldy, hold bandages in your backpack, anywhere else and they're really likely to get ruined.

[@JustDoMeCrew]

God this is almost too chaotic. Lovin these DayZ vids Goldy

[@Lampp1981]

21:53 Hahaha! Love the video.

[@PD-tw1ox]

Second floor from the base or?.... i couldnt stop laughing HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@350dpi]

This is where goldy meets Jessie!!

[@Godares]

Looking back at DayZ vids... and this is what I find GEODUDE!!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@MrDonut255]

not this is sparta, THIS IS GOLDGLOVE!!!!

[@chaos5529]

Guy "Sparta sucks" Goldy *aims on head*

[@whadthefriggincrud]

i had a boss once who lost his feet on railroad tracks....we called him Johnny no feet....so fucked up. he had a great sense of humor and laughed about it tho lol

[@jdterry5541]

You dropped that fresh spawn lol😂

[@rathalourm2337]

HE SAID, I'LL BLOCK YAH I'LL BLOCK YAH IM LIKE AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN

[@Gavinprior1]

It is probably just as bad of me laughing as it was Brennan making that joke but god i have to admit that intro, i haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

[@BL662D]

"he Ran Into The Bullet" Lmfaooo

[@Eddie820]

"He saved me from the rapist". What kind of additions have they made to DayZ since last I played?!?!

[@Jakofsheff]

the bit at the start lol geodude ahaha

[@prodSharq]

"they look like geodude" ahahh holy shit i lol'd

[@Mari-gi1jj]

That’s when we began to know Jessie

[@firegriff6545]

4 rules in day z trust only friends, kill or be killed , fight with no fright , stay alive at all costs.

[@iMagnific3nt]

30 minute video? Ermagerd... YUSS

[@dylanzayas7415]

Actually 29:31

[@23davidian96]

Bill Jones You're not funny.

[@iMagnific3nt]

Bill Jones So ur one of those?

[@an7hraxalfa]

HA

[@ghengiskhan3144]

Ermagerd! 😂😂

[@tyejones4836]

Layne's voice is so adorable :3.

[@casonj4]

Is that Jesse with you guys

[@Eogos]

Cason Anglea yes i believe its the first time Goldy plays with him.

[@JohanDeLijser]

nice video, lots of battles thats what i like to see in dayz videos, other than the running simulator part that everyone shows, this is nice

[@nicholaslong9418]

I feel like Goldy and Frankie would make a good team

[@JuiceeBoxTVV]

Brenndon is a dayz god

[@justinlee5303]

lmfao, liked the video at "geodude"

[@vdeakinv8327]

Omg the guy that broke your legs had everything you needed that was so lucky! Btw I love you DayZ content!

[@RYANx81]

21:52 lol Ally u are so smart

[@UnknownGrenade]

I feel bad for laughing at that hahahaha

[@DoGuov]

Was this chaos a result of streaming with Ally? Ally always has a horde with her most of the time when she's streaming DayZ.

[@gagerogalski8952]

Karma for geodude ! 😂

[@Aaron-de7jc]

lol what a cheery ending

[@badsniper8189]

Fucking great shit Brennan that was possibly the best day z vid I hav ever seen

[@bradleyhaliw5327]

So close to a mil bro its gonna be awesome when you hit it. You should do an all night livestream when you do

[@LetsTakeItAll24]

That intro is amazing

[@nog00dus3rs]

At the end he coulda split the rags that were ruined and bandaged himself.

[@02236798]

Lol I don't know Pokemon so I went and looked up Geo dude and nearly lost my shit hahaha

[@ryand.4083]

Great vid! And yesterday's stream was awesome!

[@instigation1637]

"That's racist" lololol

[@karels149]

GOLDY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!! HAHA!!! "GEO-DUDE"!!!!! Great, now I'm going to hell too 'cause I laughed.

[@ghengiskhan3144]

The beginning of fairlight. P.s you the real MVP jesse

[@kalebmiller1734]

Laughing at cripples w/ Goldy

[@tjrcnp8620]

Goldy Pulled a Geodude at the start!

[@ajhunter6456]

"I just FUCKIN' decked this Guy!.... But hes got Boyfriends so I gotta hide." LOL.

[@carrielynne05]

Goldy to OP

[@crazoro]

yall create awesome situations game is so dope

[@jaredchance9217]

I love your videos they make me laugh. Thank you

[@AlucardJr6969]

lol dat mechanical keyboard tho xD

[@glennstar13]

love the long videeoooo!!!!!!! more more moreaaaaaaaa

[@achrist10_]

do u understand how many times I've watched this video and I just now noticed that that's sir jessalot

[@XxSteelKill20xX]

Called Jesse Greenie lol

[@Thedewarmy]

In the arms of the fresh spawns

[@Marco-so1cy]

It was very funny when he kill the fresh spawn 😂😂😂😂

[@atomblastergaming9369]

spoiler alurt

[@NorthFrost0822]

I think Goldy is Jealous huehuee

[@ThisIsSkittlez]

This took me a while to get it XD geodude is a pokemon! Haha XD

[@ghengiskhan3144]

THIS IS SPARTA!!

[@yoboymellow5170]

love this guy

[@bendevroy5822]

Jesse: The Beginning

[@renemous1642]

The funniest thing which has ever happened to me in dayz a hacker kept takin out my mag when we was shooting one another

[@NateMirk]

hopefully people with no legs won't be offended for the intro

[@sifuwarrior]

27:52 omg its Unknown Entity, i killed that fool a few days ago

[@R1ICO]

21:50 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@skylinexGTR521]

Welp that was a damn gg goldy!

[@bigthrobbing378]

No legged goldy

[@BerryPack]

We love u ally

[@AronaathWoW]

20:24 you have morphine in your pants

[@Xophian]

This is very good content!

[@ThatsPrettyFunnyMan]

Oh i remember this stream,but i missed the geodude part xD :(

[@ProFlyer23]

That new intro!!!!!

[@Vegetox]

21:54 epic !

[@luridcraft2399]

"I killed a fresh spawn yeah, He ran into the bullet. 17:37" XD. 17:05 He clearly shot him in the head hahahahahha love you Goldy but you gone an fucked up.

[@DespoticEvee]

He was aiming for the guy with the mosin but he didn't lead the shot far enough

[@jdterry5541]

Hey Jericho is in there

[@lulluedge9457]

I love how Goldy has 2 great computers and yet doesn't seem to manage to upload videos in 1080p (or higher)...

[@jarrettphippen3435]

MOOREE DAYZ!!!

[@ItsZifx]

Goldys a bit too stricked with people like they killed one of their people :p