Top 30 Funniest Malcolm in the Middle Openings (in my opinion)

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[@jesusortiz4676]

The best one that everyone tends to look over is the one where Hal breaks something of Lois' and he bribes one of the kids to take the blame

[@24pavlo]

"You are a good son."

[@jongon0848]

I didnt include it because I actually already did in another video called "10 Even Funnier Malcolm in the Middle Moments"

[@GuitarHeroPhenomSux]

Actually it's never established what Hal did which makes it funnier. Hal: "I'll give one of you $5 to take the fall." Malcolm: "What did you do?" Lois: "OH MY GODDD!!" Malcolm: "Make it $10." Hal: "Done, you're a good son. I GOT HIM LOIS!"

[@KingKing-cz6xh]

Lol dewie was a real one

[@reedeayers]

@@jongon0848 respect

[@mmayfield1994]

I love how Dewey's both smart like Malcolm and devious like Reese

[@pottytheparrot310]

Especially at 6:27

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

And as charismatic, caring, sociable as Francis. He has the potential to be the best of the brothers since he learned from all of them.

[@eyeseer1]

Love how Francis is judicious like Lois and compassionate like Hal.

[@ryanstauffer119]

@@Ray_D_Tutto Which is why Francis told Dewey he can be a good big brother for Jamie and have the cycle be broken. With Dewey treating Jamie the way he wanted to be treated by everyone else, that led to Jamie doing nice things for Dewey in return like getting him soda. Jamie was perfectly fine being Dewey's slave. And since in the end Lois was pregnant again (with twin girls according to show the final episode was supposed to play out), that means Dewey would have three little siblings who would love him more than the others.

[@idontthink]

Malcolm is already smart like Malcolm and devious like Reese.

[@danielgabarron8578]

Dewey low key messing with Reese is my favorite continuity of the series

[@pottytheparrot310]

15:50 was ruthless

[@ryanstauffer119]

Agreed. Dewey punishing Reese for all the times he was a horrible brother was always satisfying to see, especially when Malcolm joined him on the fun. Such as the following... - Having the neighbor's gate open so dogs could chase Reese down the street when he was naked. - Tying his ankle to a neighbor's minivan so he could be dragged all over the house and down the street one morning. - Reese in the crate thinking he's going to China, but Dewey just had him in the garage and had that one guy beat him up after getting out. - Dewey filming Reese dancing with old women and show it to the assembly at school. - Dewey scaring Reese about his fear of butterflies. - Dewey having the dog Marshmallow scare Reese (along with Malcolm). - Dewey beating up Reese with a pool noodle when he had a bat on him, but continued hitting him after it was gone. - Malcolm tricking Reese into falling for the Charlie Brown football gag. - Dewey making Reese think he wished him out of existence. - Dewey not giving Reese any money when he's suffering because Lois is punishing him for not getting a job. - Making Reese fall asleep to the sauce at dinner from the blackout episode. - Dewey punching Reese in the groin when he tries to get the car key from him and leaving him and Malcolm to dig through his feces.

[@thefoogler4027]

2:28 "IT FINALLY HAPPENED. The fifth level of this week's leftover parfait, is last weeks leftover parfait." 😂😂

[@thirdcoinedge]

The parfait ouroboros.

[@NateThaGreat187]

This was one of the only shows that felt realistic like I love how they weren’t perfect also they didn’t have a annoying laughing track happen every second

[@aidanfox8219]

I think you mean a live studio audience which is what most sitcoms usually have but yeah I see your point.

[@bobbysmurf9915]

@@aidanfox8219 yeah your an idiot if you think its a live studio audience laughing

[@okuyasuniijimura]

Almost no sitcoms actually had a live studio audience. They just played laugh tracks that were mostly recorded in the fifties ​@@aidanfox8219

[@serback1]

The one that always gets me is when Hal is fighting with Lois for the Blanket and at the end Hal is sewing the blanket to his pajamas and when Lois turns the other way Hal is completely naked, Lois then says, "oh not tonight honey, it's freezing" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Imnotsupposed2behere]

Reading this, it made me laugh so hard. Lmao!

[@c4nnske]

@@Imnotsupposed2behere 0 00 000pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp0pp

[@sophovot5079]

/watch?v=KRfW4TwUAxo lmao

[@jdbruiser]

I always enjoyed the one where Malcolm and Reese set Hal's clock to 9:30 so that he thinks he's late for work and havoc ensues.

[@geminijohnson4019]

I just watched that episode like 3 times yesterday

[@fatdabs7379]

Ensues lol nicely chosen words

[@Ohanaadventurefan]

What episode

[@nickl.4168]

14:15 is not only funny but incredibly relatable; one simple task always turns into 17 other chores🤣🤣😂

[@juliusraben3526]

"Every 20minute job is 1 broken bolt away from becomming a 2 hour ordeal"

[@Maineesqueezee]

He was noticing everything 🤣

[@jamkle6254]

It's like working on a car lmao

[@byHexted]

I think lois was one of if not the best TV moms ever, she’s just so realistic she has these quirks that certain moms definitely have

[@MPHswayze]

Best TV mom, best cold opens, best genuine portrayal of teenage life, best German ranch

[@alecoram7874]

You would have to be a badass mom to have 4 (5) sons with a goofball of a husband. My mom had two and I'm sure that was rough enough

[@SomeKindaHero117]

My mom only had two and turned into Lois. If anything, she's basically Shaggy holding back at 1% with 4 😂😂😂 Edit: I always forget they had a 5th 😂😂😂😂

[@reedeayers]

This show has one of the best of each character tbh

[@shanenolan085]

Agreed 💯 Lois and Hal were a GREAT team!!!!

[@alejandroroman226]

"Aww, poor little thing." *Plugs* "Go start the car!"

[@TheNaughtyFrench]

Reese : "NOOO Mom please count to 10, count to 10" 😂😂😂 Dewey is a genius misunderstood his best line is "I wasn't expecting anything but I am still disappointed" HAHAHAHAHA My faovite opening even if there are too many I will choose the one Lois is making photos of herself and replacing faces on Reese's magazine naked women is definitely my favorite one, his scream gets me everytime hahahaha

[@Nameless82284]

I wish I had that magazine with Lois's photos

[@TariqTheGuy]

​@@Nameless82284💀💀💀💀💀

[@jamkle6254]

My favorite is hal accidently throwing the spider on louis

[@gohanbeatz9798]

I like the part where Lois takes a bunch of pictures, glue's her faces on the naked girl pictures. Hands it back to Reese and then listens to him scream, while she has her cup of coffee.

[@mousepariah3884]

and the implication she did it to Francis first

[@jongon0848]

And she wonders why Francis married someone he barely met lol

[@zoeykhalifa9937]

I remember tht….I thought tht was super weird nd I was 10®😂

[@joshuaagon6661]

AGREEEE

[@shaikhaalsaedi965]

I thought its one of three ( Francis, rees or malcolm) but I didnt know whom exactly 🤔

[@jameshendricks8526]

Reese and Malcolm daring each other eat the questionable stuff from the fridge is one of my favorites and it didn't make the cut.

[@jongon0848]

Sorry that one kinda grosses me out too much 🤷‍♂️

[@Luna1anuL]

I love the scene, where Lois puts an Orange in the fridge and everbody keeps pushing it further back and at the end Hal finds the sad, creepy leftover of this orange and is happy about finding "a browny?" 🤣

[@bretterry8356]

Love at 13:45 how Lois didn't have any chips in the car, so she just started eating salsa off her credit card.

[@mol830]

Lois is the most realistic mum I've ever seen on TV😂

[@spartan101ful]

Her and Rochelle from Everybody hates Chris. If only they crossed paths- Julius and Hal would have been epic.

[@dirt_dert_durt]

What a gem of a show. Netflix really messed up taking it off their roster all those years ago

[@frankieseward8667]

And hulu got it.

[@agoldfishwithinternet2382]

Disney plus has it too.

[@the_varunrvel]

That's what happens when Disney buys Fox

[@ashleightompkins3200]

I swear that Dewey on the door one is iconic!

[@StuckInCinema21]

13:00 One of the best ideas Reese had

[@jackleg6143]

Fr such a smart idea

[@gregorymikula4249]

The show is hysterically funny. Jane Kaczmarek's character is the spitting image of my poor mother who had to raise me and my very imaginative brothers.

[@noname72390]

The spider scene has always been one if the funniest scenes in the whole series.

[@suckboytony]

i know she was heated

[@tspill17]

Its the music brilliant

[@princessmarlena1359]

🕷️

[@gail6552]

16:00 is one of my ABSOLUTE favs. Dewey is a trooper!

[@eyeyamjstn628]

13:52 is my fav. Look at Malcolm’s face. He’s just amazed at Reese’s stupidity

[@BeLoud13]

Hal is the hands-down greatest funny Dad in all history.

[@lukecarberry_]

15:54 “Two kids down, three to go.” 😊

[@faaizsiddiqui7906]

Seriously if I saw that I would never look at that magazine ever again

[@tomsautocadstudio6446]

that would turn me gay.

[@Tubalcain422]

Oh. I guess I am the only one who put their mom’s face on my magazines.

[@shonenfanboy1943]

Ok, so she did that to Francis and then Reese.

[@tylerkochman1007]

8:22 sad when you think about it. Parents were working their asses off, scraping along. Unknowingly with a goldmine hidden on their own walls. Lois could have afforded the “golden moments collection” at the photo studio, if she only knew.

[@antonimartinez9961]

They probably would have had to have handed it over to an art museum for free.

[@crystalx1233]

@@antonimartinez9961 ??? That's not remotely true, art can be owned privately, it's not some government property that a museum gets rights to

[@antonimartinez9961]

@@crystalx1233 You just don't know what you're talking about

[@obeseperson]

@@antonimartinez9961 I think you might be a FOOL

[@gerardomacias7370]

Although there would be some opposition, they could easily sell it for a fortune. At most they’d have to pay taxes on the sell, but otherwise, it’s their’s to do what they want. You just need to find a buyer. There are some wealthy private collectors who would love to get their hands on an original. Which sadly is why there are tons of painting from famous artist that can no longer be seen by the public. As well has some dinosaur fossils, pottery, and other stuff that I can’t think of.

[@boredstudent]

I grew up on Malcolm in the Middle as a kid. It was one of my favorite TV shows. Lois was definitely one of the best TV moms too. She reminds me a lot of my own mom when I was a kid. I can't think of anyone else who could have portrayed the working mom like Jane Kaczmarek did.

[@slashbash1347]

I'm surprised Reece had the technical know-how to modify the audiobook.

[@jongon0848]

I thought the same thing, he also edited Stevie's speech. He's surprisingly good at it!

[@eduardoflores5705]

Reese wi do anything for a prank

[@TheLandgar]

I mean, it was in the early 2000s, so maybe it was on a cassette, which makes it super easy and straightforward.

[@roguejester4986]

Or that is cooking's better than Lois's.

[@mousepariah3884]

@@roguejester4986 to be fair that's cause he got enrolled in cooking classes/school at one point which he was really good at. Really he was ace at anything with clear precise cause and effect instructions/steps, be that for good or ill. Ie cooking Planning to see boobs the army

[@VatroCal]

"Stevies house as AC." God if that aint the most relatable thing, grew up in FL with no AC

[@fridaysmith2567]

We have an installment plan if that helps. Great comeback.

[@princessmarlena1359]

15:58 the best cold open of the series, IMO. 🕷

[@Nameless82284]

Geez, why are all sitcom dads so goofy?

[@omairsh8]

Dewy was an evil genius 😂. Each character was great

[@pottytheparrot310]

6:27 poor reese

[@TwilightLink77]

But a better big brother to Jamie.

[@ignaciogodoy7095]

My favorite is the opening in minute 14:13, you have to do one thing, but at the end you do a lot of things to get the first one done.

[@GuitarHeroPhenomSux]

I was looking for the clip where Lois threatens destroying Reese's things and Reese says "You wouldn't do that, you're bluffing." Then it cuts to Reese crying as he stares at his stuff burning. I can't remember if it was an opening scene or not.

[@jongon0848]

That was the Christmas episode but that wasn't an opening

[@ChrisManley1994]

“Hal did you baby proof the kitchen like I asked you to?” “I’m doing it right now.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MTTT19]

I love the very last one where we think the boys are watching TV but in actual fact, they're just watching Hal trying and failing to repair the TV whilst electrocuting himself.

[@bradenharris8718]

Lmaooo Dewey's friggin jean shorts made from hand me down kill me everytime😭😂

[@DefiniteRicardo]

Dewey taking photos with strangers is just too much XD I need a heart surgery after that joke

[@trevorbarnhill697]

I love these cold openings to Malcolm in the Middle. My favorite is where Hal "babyproofs" the house using Reese.

[@LEGASItv]

"I knew exactly who I'm switching him with" 😂😂😂

[@Psykoticgodd]

tbh the tie was a clever idea

[@phillipwilloughby5013]

The one with the spider (number 3) is my favourite. 😂

[@jesusnthedaisychain]

Dewey is a good son, and a quick thinker, to boot.

[@ThatGuyYouArent2]

This is hands down the funniest show of all time. At least, for my taste! Absolutely love it. Thanks for this awesome compilation!

[@mattm8765]

Dewey posing in other families’ photos 🤣

[@Donald43]

Dewey, that's not your family.

[@jeremiahcalle63]

16:33 I still find this moment so sweet

[@ayylmao9650]

One of the greatest shows of all time

[@wolverinefangowings]

13:38 So Reese had the patience to listen to the whole book, and understood it enough to know that was the climactic moment? I just don't see it happening.

[@kristinachaney7391]

It was probably just the end lol

[@mikeyisbombable]

Dewey’s shorts though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@matthewmilad]

The toothpaste opening hits home and will be forever burned into my brain

[@molassio1989]

This show was so good. Watching breaking bad after watching this show is a trip, and then watching this show after watching breaking bad, is even more of a trip, Bryan Cranston can effin act, that's for sure.

[@shilliojr]

Reese recording over the end of Lois' audio book was brilliant

[@atorifanl6153]

Watch Breaking Bad. And then watch Malcolm in the Middle. Bryan Cranston is a comedic genius

[@remalewis6675]

Now I understand what my sisters saw in this show growing up🤣🤣🤣

[@bradenhenry4867]

I love rewatching this show now because when i was a kid I didn't understand the comedy now its so relatable growing in a big family. And dewey is such a genius. This show is the greatest its insane they thought of everything

[@JosephDutra]

Leftover parfait. Yep, that definitely sounds like one of the worst things ever.

[@nickvaladez657]

17:38 Bam you really nailed me...BANG!!!

[@spazkatproductions]

when hal is searching for a scapegoat sure is one to considered

[@elLocodelsubte]

i have never watched Malcolm in the middle, but at this point i watched so many clip compilations that maybe it not longer needed

[@splitkostanjeuma]

I love the one where Reese steps in shit and then hops home on one leg to whipe it on Dewey.

[@katelynbrown98]

Replacing the news with the weather tape is hilarious and Zoo. 🤣

[@bigahelmful]

21 was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 "damnit Dewey go to your room"

[@kristinachaney7391]

So many of these make me laugh out loud. I'd never seen the one of malcolm almost getting his head sawed off by his dad that was hysterical

[@lisao120]

This show had great writing. Hal’s comedic timing, and Lois outwitting the boys at all times was priceless. Theres a lot of great lines and scenes in lois has the baby part2. But I think Grandma Ida was written the best lines and Chloris Leachman delivered them to perfection!!

[@gspar116]

I’ve been trying to find the one where Dewey says he’s in trouble and if any of them want him to take the blame for stuff they did to let him know then Reese and Malcom confess to stuff and Lois hears and they get it trouble

[@SomeKindaHero117]

"It's ridiculous we don't have a family picture!" "I'm not gonna cough up $200 for a silly picture." 😂😂😂😂😂 I know why the comedy in this show works. It's because, "Stevie has Air Conditioning." Ass moments 😂😂😂😂 Ayo, in the Reese vs Stevie clip, that would have meant Reese listened to the tape and then went to record what he said right there 😂😂 After the diary, he truly is his mom's kid 😂 NO WAIT HOLD ON! DEWEY THE REALEST ONE FOR THE SPIDER SCENE! "She cam only ground me. Go. Get your keys and go!" 😂😂😂😂

[@evepaludan7713]

I'm sitting here laughing so hard that tears are rolling down my cheeks. Thanks for this!

[@Fuchsfeuer]

13:01 reese can be very smart when he wants to

[@cestlavie1588]

No importa cuantas veces lo vea lo de la araña, no termino de reir xd

[@ADEPforum]

6:54 (Standee) is my favourite. Thanks for sharing

[@thatothergirl007]

14:31 hal has adhd its cannon

[@mixrd1065]

The basketball scene killed me

[@Canuckchick32]

In my opinion the spider intro was the best!! 😂🕷

[@TheLeadhound]

I like the one where they set Hal's clock wrong to make him think he is late for work.

[@kristinachaney7391]

Hal at the mirror and his stomach shaking dance should have made it lol

[@matthewalvarez3442]

6:10-6:51 Malcolm isn't the only genius

[@alexrun9548]

COUNT TO TEN!!! 😂😂😂

[@cestlavie1588]

haahahahaha

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

The spider one is one of the funniest things in ANY show ever! 🤣🤣

[@mtw244]

Thank you! Been looking for that intro - the number 1. My family and I can watch that over and over again.

[@mynameisill4518]

That was a smart move for Reese with the rock and hated noted lol lois just did NOT put her face on that dirty magazine! Lmao let the boy be🤣 that last one was funny asf

[@soundseeker63]

I loved this show at the time but 20 years on, I have to say I love it even more! Now I have the perspective of both the kids AND the parents, it only seems to be twice as funny as it was when I first saw it. 😁

[@Elliott1314]

Dewey wearing those denim shorts had me laughing 😂

[@vide0lover]

"Go. She can only ground me. Take your keys and go!" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@sindelmybelle2215]

Ohhhh shit!! The buzzsaw goin over malcoms head!! I havnt watched these in forever.

[@Bloombaby99]

16:33😂😂😂😂 That makes Dewey the best kid ever!

[@mikeyisbombable]

16:33 top 10 anime sacrifices

[@DeFrostedKiwi]

My favourite one is when Hal sneakily smokes a cigar in the garage and he stuffs it in the vacuum cleaner right before Lois walks in. When ask him about the smell he denies it while the vacuum cleaner is smoking hahaha

[@maislover]

This is show is amazing I would re watch this anytime

[@Myself-yf5do]

I love how the photographer immediately obeyed Lois' "Go there!"

[@solangestar5]

Tv needs to be like this

[@wargamesmaster]

I loved the "health scare" episode, that's the one where Hal breaks his foot and his sons take him to an older kid who use his father's doctor equipment, right? Otherwise, my favorite opening scenes are the one where Hal gets manipulated into getting drunk by the boys and dance on the kitchen table and the one where Dewey & Malcolm watch Reese eat every ice cream they have without getting "brain freeze".

[@pumkinpie7780]

The one where they hide beers in the garage and watch Hal drink them and get super waisted as he tries to scold them LMAO always gets me.

[@Klaidas21]

You nailed it with the places 🤣

[@n-line97]

Nothing in this world beats Lois’s pettiness 😭

[@unclefranklin4575]

Reese knows who the real killer is, that's a good bargaining chip for the nuchucks.

[@djrommybalibalita5747]

This show is so good ❤😅 the writing is amazing!! Such a classic

[@216cle]

16:20 dewey stops screaming for a sec even though hes screaming

[@randomergy683]

The writing in this show is so good lol. I wish I had paid more attention to it when it first came out

[@victorcarrero8064]

15:54 Lois: Two kids down, three to go after getting rid of these women by gluing her face on them in the magazine

[@diana57799]

My favorite show as a kid 😂❤

[@Laufield]

I love this show to death

[@22espec]

I really wasn't expecting a crab