GameChild Quiz | Barshens

[@drmegaman]

Linton, | the best | editor | this country | ever seen. | Without | Linton, | this channel would be nothing.

[@nathane5287]

That was top notch though, I kind of think he purposefully dropped hints in the edits for comedic impact, because it was really smooth in a lot of cuts.

[@AndyLundell]

I'll bet it was one long rant about Linton being a terrible editor/person/whatever.

[@munjee2]

I was looked away so it's took me a few seconds to even realise

[@antster1983]

And so it proved.

[@aborted4196]

I get it bro

[@copycat2696]

I love Linton's editing. It brings so much personality, it's really as if he was one of the hosts despite never being seen on screen!

[@samholdsworth420]

He was seen on screen in the podcast

[@jimbL200]

I’m just imagining a stock room full of Barrys just walking into each other going, “is it, plant?”

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

"My mum was in Blackball!" "If your name was donkey, and you lived in Derby..." "Where we're going we don't need roads." "Dante!"

[@jimbL200]

Dante was easily Barry’s greatest contribution to Barshens. Or his idea to un-invent the menstrual cycle

[@GmodPlusWoW]

@@TheSmart-CasualGamer "That reminds me of a water-park I went to in Tenerife."

[@MeAuntieNora]

"Simple Minds..." "He's not insulting you." That exchange is so subtly brilliant!

[@rocknrollnerd5]

Barry's slow reaction time on the first question is basically how Barry works in every episode and I love it. #Barrywasrobbed

[@cheetarah9199]

You mean how he's a lovely bloke and we all love him, but he genuinely doesn't seem to understand how jokes work?

[@MysteriumArcanum]

I love Barry, he's a nice guy but he genuinely seems to be a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Ashens and The Violin (Violin): Wonderful Sound, Strange Shape

[@brianm6337]

With special guest Antonio Stella Bottom Tile!

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

And Ji Plug Pu, Melon Nai.

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Never forget Craig Mona

[@TheSwiftFalcon]

This is the sequel we truly need.

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@TheSwiftFalconbut will never get

[@SpookieD00kie]

After this I went and watched Clanker Man. The mix of comedy and oppressiveness is right up my alley. Clever concept, the pseudo documentary feels believable and the overall weirdness leaves me with many questions to mull over. Good short film

[@iamannedroid]

"which is like nickin things, but not illegal" - true of so many things

[@luxtenax9175]

Well, if Paul says Linton is the best editor in the country, then I'm inclined to believe it! Go Linton! Man, I can't wait to see 'Ashens/Paul and the Horny Sailor'!

[@auvokuustio]

I'm quite happy that I have discovered this gem of a channel recently. For a couple of years I've been through all the wonderful stuff Ashens (Stuart Ashen) reviews on his channel, and nearly died on the "Everything Is Always Fine: Violin" bit, but somehow I hadn't found Barshens until some weeks ago. More excllent time to waste on KZbin coming up then!

[@TheGlitched64Reads2]

Wow, a new Barshens episode and an excuse to see the gamechild movie again all in one neat little package. Perfect.

[@BritishAdam]

now i want "Ashens and the Horny Sailor" to be a stretch goal for a minisode on the DVD extras!

[@RubyJSnax]

"Stretch" Goal.

[@guerillagrueplays6301]

Turns out it's just a cosplayer going to a convention dressed as a nautical Tiefling.

[@VisionThing]

Adam RDL Paul could act it out as visual poetry.

[@BritishAdam]

VisionThing that'd be amazing, even as a Barshens episode lol

[@christianhumenik4707]

Dear #barshens, please never stop having fun. Watching you lot joke around brings me smiles and chuckles.

[@drmegaman]

Ashens: What 1999 film... me: The Matrix, because it's the only movie that came out in 1999

[@aliabdallah102]

zero yes but rule 1 of fight club

[@jackshiel6353]

zero never heard of it

[@DeaconTaylor]

pretending a certain prequel released in 1999 doesnt exist? :)

[@ohnoitschris]

The phantom benis

[@drmegaman]

DeaconTaylor ohnoitschris your replies were one second apart hahahahaha

[@rodentoftheastrowaste1414]

But, of course, the glow when opening a door in "Repo Man" and "Pulp Fiction" were already references to "Kiss Me Deadly" (1955).

[@lovinglife17]

I F---ING LOVE BARSHENS SO MUCH! You guys, without fail, make me *literally* laugh out loud ever single video omg

[@pontifexcellence6648]

I love Linton. I even checked to the end of the video so I could spell his name properly.

[@AsamiImako]

Am I the only one who legit wants to hear what Paul thinks about the movie?

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Anthony Flagg No, you're not the only one. I want to hear the whole crew take turns and review the movie individually.

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

Me too.

[@domoarigateaux]

I just want to hear what Paul thinks about everything tbh

[@nataliekate2176]

Oh I miss this Barshens so much 😢 still thankful we didn’t lose it all together though! 💜 x

[@BeaverIAB]

This didn't age well :(

[@oronk60]

All hail the king of plastacine. I also appreciate you saying my name over and over again.

[@brianartillery]

Somebody, somewhere, please give Barry a load of 1980's videos, and the first three Star Wars movies. - the poor lad's obviously missed out on the classics.

[@aliabdallah102]

brianartillery I still have not watched a single star wars movie.

[@SlowMotionAtomicBomb]

I wish I could say the same.

[@julianusvictor327]

Both of you get in the bin.

[@SlowMotionAtomicBomb]

It's alright mate, I've seen Star Wars so I've had my fair share of wallowing in garbage.

[@jonmahashintina]

by first three you mean phantom menace etc. right?

[@MyOtheHedgeFox]

Man, the whole Dante Moment is just so wonderfully hilarious. =) Best quiz!

[@gferrol118]

I'm surprised nobody got the matrix one without the hint. Even I got it

[@TheNathanNS]

"Gremlins" "Gremlins" "Breakfast Club" Had me rolling

[@HeyItsAJOmega]

3:08 - the *only* way what Barry says here makes sense is if he means 'thank you' in German - 'danke' - while also being said when really cold. Maybe? Otherwise, I got nothing.

[@blackheartstk]

I think a live stream of Barry watching 80s classics is in order

[@deludedmarxist]

"I want to talk abou the mise-en-scène, I think it's relevant." I love Paul on so many levels.

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

The Patreon crowd have been doing a good job of subscribing in groups of three recently, I see.

[@Diepzeevis]

"Friends' vanity projects" 😂🔥

[@arenoskarlaen4951]

7:00 Eli can't even remember the correct film that he starred in...

[@antster1983]

The amplitude of this revelation of the Tiny Man is so great that that modularity cannot be recorded!

[@tncorgi92]

If Linton edited the comments also, they would be the best comments ever.

[@samholdsworth420]

Comments are for plebs

[@chickentoast2655]

3:08 I'm so high right now and I can't stop watching this

[@sephychan21]

Any else here just want to give Barry a big hug and tell him it's all gonna be ok?

[@CricketEngland]

I miss Barshens

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

I always think that bit is so weird at the end of Blockbusters when they all did the syncronised dance to the theme music

[@drunkenhobo8020]

Can "Paul and the Horny Sailor" be a stretch goal please?

[@brianm6337]

A cartoon, maybe?

[@nancollector9011]

Im glad to see that Gannon watches 'It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia'

[@Kumimono]

I thought the last one was about Ghostbusters, when Dana opens her fridge door.

[@domoarigateaux]

I need it to be known that I will protect Paul Gannon at all costs

[@KickingJoub]

Top notch editing in this video

[@lilliputmoss]

I said Repo Man! Eli has good taste.

[@iamdb1990]

10 billion/10 for the thumbnail lol

[@richiefearn4214]

Im a No: 1 Paul Gannon fan , we gelled when he said electric boogaloo

[@chainchompsrule]

If we don't see Paul Ganon and the Horny Sailor at some point on this channel we will riot

[@ellaisplotting]

Seconded

[@cakeisamadeupdrug6134]

If Paul goes to Germany and sits between two mountains, does that make it a Ganondorf?

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

'Gremlins 2...fuck off!' I could not agree more, Eli.

[@michaciozda7463]

I thought the thing with Dan singing was a reference to Full Metal Jacket and the song "I Wanna Be A Drill Instructor". Huh, proves what I know.

[@nandoma3226]

“Now that’s what I call feacle, Vol3. “ Amazing reference.

[@ridcullyshat8522]

Another quality episode of Barshens and a shameless plug for an excellent and funny film. Barry was definitely robbed though. Need more back to the future references for him to win.

[@PowerGlove79]

To be fair to Barry, there was a scene in "Top Gun" where Goose plays a piano in a bar while his wife and Tom Cruise are having a conversation at the table behind him

[@shahinsha108]

Why riyad always invisible ?

[@vissenekku]

I don't think he has appeared in any other place than that one beanboozled quiz for just a moment.

[@antster1983]

VisseNekku And then the 1.0 finale and one episode of 2.0

[@Annozocker15]

Title should've been "Barshens and the Quiz of the GameChild".

[@ziginox]

My goodness, you guys were having some fun on this one.

[@danforbes3573]

Fantastic stuff.Pity Ashens And the Polybious heist aint gonna be on KZbin ,though.

[@aaronleonard641]

Where is Paul's Mise en scene argument? I was intrigued to what he had to say :(

[@notthere83]

Damn, I've never even seen The Goonies and even I knew that one. Also - to be fair to Eli, I've seen Clankerman and started watching GameChild and... Clankerman simply is on a whole different level. Although it of course isn't too nice to publicly state that one has fallen asleep during a friend's movie. ;)

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

Mat I ask if you've seen Polybius Heist. I wasn't that keen on Game Child, but thought Polybius Heist was brilliant.

[@gferrol118]

I really need to rewatch the movie

[@TheHutchy01]

Paul's "prize" for winning was that he didn't get to be in the sequel.

[@Clay3613]

I too immediately thought of Repo Man instead ROTJ.

[@QtheWhatever]

2:30-2:40 - I am Barry, always.

[@Janenba]

If I donate to the campaign and do the sequel bluray do I also get the original as well on bluray? Or no?

[@DVDandFilmBloke]

These are what I got and I am not bullshitting any of this (I am honest if I used hints) Gremlins (Hint) 1/2 The Matrix 2/2 The Fellowship of the Ring (Hint) 1/2 The Goonies (Hint) 1/2 Return of The Jedi (Hint) 1/2 The Karate Kid 2/2 The Silence of The Lambs (Hint) 1/2 Raiders of The Lost Ark 2/2 The Breakfast Club (Hint) 1/2 Repo Man (1984) (Hint) Pulp Fiction (1994) 3/4 15/22 (could have been worst)

[@Doublefistshaboing]

Dante

[@PinHeadSupliciumwtf]

may have heard one to many Dankes which means thank you

[@rucu8311]

Barry....what a gift....

[@KingHenryVR4]

Never watched the Ashens movie but did fine on the quiz 😊

[@willy.c]

Barry should've just answered The Breakfast Club for every question

[@txcforever]

I really thought the piano/keyboard "riddle" scene was from the first Resident Evil game.

[@UnclePalpy]

6:24 never seen Lord of the Rings and yet I knew the answer

[@ilikemorestuff]

Quiz show shortened is summarised Players win points then share the prize Entertaining moments immortalised Quest for the Game Child multiplies

[@eduardojean1993]

Now, I'm Mexican and I do need to make clear that goats milk is not literally that. It's a very common treat called 'cajeta' which is a thick sweet substance and very lovely. Shame on you for not liking it >:v

[@SuperMrScience]

WOO.... Here early for the Barshens Crazy

[@drunkrdm]

"were they under water in the matrix"... yes eli, they were all breathing, talking and walking around completely normally under water...

[@JoLiKMC]

I did _bad-bad-bad._ Only six points, for me, weh.

[@Diepzeevis]

God Paul is a treasure 😂

[@DeadDie44]

This is enjoyable.

[@psychominded3243]

People always ask who you would want to be stranded on an island with ☝️☝️☝️

[@psychominded3243]

You would end up dying but it would be a good laugh...

[@tomkenning5482]

Barry would be cooking everything, Stuart would just be making references to 80s games to pass the time, Eli and Paul would kill each other on day 1

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Tom Kenning As horrible as this may sound, I'd actually quite like to watch Eli and Paul fight to the death... Maybe that can be the last ever Barshens video.

[@IanC14]

Tom Kenning or both.

[@lmpst7915]

I'll take barshens ensemble movie for things we'd rather see Bob

[@skalty9868]

I did pretty good for never seeing the movie.

[@TheSweepPC]

Don Hill has finished his stories and needs to sweep now (;

[@Narmatonia]

I got 12, but mainly because I just re-watched the movie, probably would've been less otherwise

[@Pencliff]

Dante. What goes on in Barry's head?

[@cakeisamadeupdrug6134]

...why do you need a hint to recognise where "there is no spoon" comes from!?

[@IAmTheBestMang]

10:57 Fart.

[@IntermezzoR]

Stuart forgot to mention Dante's Inferno when he mentioned games anout Dante.

[@tinyman5532]

You guys should Livestream a game of Monopoly for as long as possible

[@skthejanner]

Thank you

[@RoobehTunes]

Linton is the Best editor.

[@Allan003]

This is one of the best recent episodes. (Not that there are any bad episodes mind you) They should be stoned/drunk more often. Everyone was so happy and silly! :D

[@inthegrass11]

DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T

[@TroubleToby3040]

DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME

[@IcsulX]

Eli is the best

[@TheBokkelul]

He tries hard and fails hard :')

[@MrScottev]

Please do a show on failed TV pilots that were good and start with North Star.

[@milksheihk]

Don't worry Eli, I thought it was Repo Man too.

[@MegaMoto85]

entertainment

[@andrewkovnat]

Entertainment indeed.

[@jonahselwood7017]

Entertainment indeed indeed.

[@MegaMoto85]

Indeed there are

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Entertainment, I concur

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

Tnemniatretne.

[@comradeurod9805]

can we have an episode about paul rambling about ghostbusters please? #paulwasrobbed

[@fennecfoxfanatic]

Dame esos dulces ashens omg i thought you were gonna try some obleas con cajeta aaaaaa

[@gtametro]

Anyone else get them without the hints? Where have those 3 been, not watching films! thats where!

[@ChrissieBear]

What's wrong with milk candy?

[@dmd8552]

Way to go Barry :) you tried.

[@jeeves_uk]

Eli needs to be in the film

[@dschonsie]

i will never go skiing again