good omens but it's john mulaney pt. 3

(dj khaled voice) ANOTHA ONE!!
and i'm pretty sure i still have more ideas, so... maaaybe there's even more of this kind of content to come??
ALSO! it's worth mentioning that not all the audio is from john mulaney's stand-up comedy specials! a handful are from things like interviews and snl skits, but i thought they were too funny to exclude.

[@glowingandconfused]

"everything is fast now, and it's totally unreasonable" IM SCREAMING

[@Confusion7182]

"You go too fast for me, Crowley."

[@elephantpajamas8114]

THANK YOU for appreciating that one! i lowkey made myself cry with it lol

[@pippinkatz]

the gazebo one was absolute gold *chef's kiss*

[@esp.bean.804]

Holy shit the gazebo one. It’s so good

[@genuineinterest]

Personal highlights: - the GAZEBOOoo (the entire part is SCARILY on point) - Oh God It's The Old Days - *everything's fast now and it's totally unreasonable* - also why are you wearing a suit? who the hell do you think you are - both the ones about Crowley driving sdfksgslkdfj

[@terilerke1849]

'Oh god it's the old days' is basically Crowley thinking about xiv century

[@ItsMandaGomes]

“OH MY GOD IM DRIVING” gold. pure gold.

[@rosericorico4980]

Aziraphel:"Are you WATCHING the ROAD" Crowley: "I am WATCHING the ROAD" Crowley's mind: is thinking about *Queen*

[@gwenythice7230]

in an alternate universe, the bentley turns all music into the best of the beatles after 2 weeks

[@FeverDreamTheOneAndOnly]

YES PERFECTION

[@kairojas6053]

Sometimes my husband, I have this husband he'll be like "Are you watching the road?" And I'm always like "I am looking through the windshield. And I'm not gonna hit anyone. But no. I'm thinkin about Queen."

[@deathwitheponine]

"all day long i wander into traffic like charlie chaplain listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast" I spat out my drink xD

[@mikastis]

Why was the last one so in character

[@klstehn]

Anta-Lululablette “I’m looking through the windshield” Close enough!

[@dudebro2282]

The thrilling trilogy we all needed but didn’t deserve.

[@nowherels64]

OooooOOOOH YES I WAS WAITING FOR THE BEATLES DRIVING BIT AND YOUR SONG CHOICE??? MAGNIFIQUE!!!!!!

[@SapphireSparrowFilms]

This is the quality content I come here for.

[@Lily-oq4zp]

“I like old fashioned things you know” aND HE SMILES AT THE RIGHT TIME

[@elephantpajamas8114]

THANK YOU FOR APPRECIATING THAT!!

[@Lily-oq4zp]

The whole bit was just perfect. It could have been actual dialogue- very well thought out :)

[@Roma-kp4qg]

*everything's fast now and it's totally unreasonable*

[@aerynmack2615]

“Everything’s fast now and it’s totally unreasonable” lmao that killed me

[@caridadchang7895]

The podcast one is extra funny when you remember that David Tennant, of all people, has a podcast and interviewed Michael Sheen

[@rustypotatos9669]

What's the podcast name??

[@caridadchang7895]

@@rustypotatos9669 you can look up on KZbin "David Tennant does a podcast with" and find the recording. It is on itunes of course and he records the sponsors with his wife ;)

[@fionariley8004]

i cheered when the gazebo one came on omg

[@natalie8214]

PLEASE do a part four this is the only thing that makes me happy

[@squishycoveswena]

Oh my god this might be the best one yet

[@Betta3x9]

I can't articulate how much I'm loving these videos. THANK YOU!!!

[@ASeed17]

PART FOUR PART FOUR!

[@kevinmillard1323]

all i heard was "do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep?" before pausing cuz i had to use the bathroom and- **wheezes in homosexual**

[@oneofthehopefuls3764]

How is it possible that these keep getting BETTER? The gazebo one is so cute!! :)

[@Mambo1061]

That ending * chef’s kiss *

[@ambassadorfluff3083]

Gosh these are so perfectly fitting what amazing editing you did there

[@RatKingShriggy]

the gazebo one got me howling

[@turningtheworldintomystage6616]

This was everything and more than I hoped for when I delightedly discovered this. Thank you for a part three of a series in which every new part somehow seems even more hilarious than the one before which was also wonderfully hilarious!

[@katieratsch9725]

This is perfect

[@musicbykarina]

These are just getting better and better

[@Luminty99]

These are so good I need more omg I'm cryinggggg and I can't stop XD

[@mt4128]

the gazebo one SENT ME 😂

[@annabellemartin3004]

EVERYTHING IS FAST NOW AND IT'S TOTALLY UNREASONABLE GOD IM LOSING IT HSDLKFNLKDFN

[@takozz2197]

oh my god, once again you've done it! I love it so much, all the parallels and little details that make this even more impressive! also, could you tell me where the 0:46 and 1:17 mulaney quotes are from? don't recognize those ones

[@elephantpajamas8114]

ahhh thank you so much!! (i love your profile pic btw) 0:46 is from when john mulaney hosted snl ! the skit is "the real intros of reality hills," and the exact bit is towards the end of the video. 1:17 is from when he did "answer time" interviews on tumblr! the question was if he would come to dinner, and he goes off on a tangent.

[@takozz2197]

@@elephantpajamas8114 thanks so much!

[@klstehn]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!

[@ItsMandaGomes]

The gazebo had me SCREAMING

[@jsn9921]

“Everything’s fast now and it’s totally unreasonable.”

[@riverlove8150]

I love both of these. Thank you.

[@taisgrim]

THE BEST ONE

[@qwertyCandy]

This is my favorite part :D Thank you, it's brilliant and I can't stop rewatching it.

[@a.n.9800]

Nice including Help at the end there XD

[@supergirlstudios5992]

bless you for these videos they fill me with so much joy

[@IneffableFoxy]

Gimme part 4. I'm thirstin'.

[@samanthathomas21]

Heck yeah, again and again this is perfection

[@Gracyn1102]

This is absolutely perfect

[@ashbaker4422]

THIS IS GREAT

[@y0353]

NO i'M ThinKInG AboUT tHe BeaTLeS

[@luxusmode111]

Oh my god theres a john mulaney material I havent seen?! Please tell me where 2:06 is from.

[@elephantpajamas8114]

it's from john mulaney's tumblr "answer time" interview! the specific clip/question is something like "my mother says you're nice. will you come to dinner?"

[@calicoCatkind]

1st one i laughed a little 2nd one i laughed a little more 3rd one i laughed the entire time.

[@christihodges9748]

Love these so much!!!!

[@ninafioravanti7181]

the gazebo fucking destroyed me

[@IoneMacaroninCheese]

"everything is so fast now and totally unreasonable" BITCH WHEN I TELL YOU I LOST IT-

[@riversong4997]

OMG I'm having an asthma attack and i don't even have asthma!!!

[@user-nt6cd3di7m]

Oh my god it's so accurate that it hurts

[@vibinganomaly9292]

""Are you watching the road?"" And I'm always like, "I'm Looking through the windshield.. But *no* ! *I'm thinking about the Beatles.* "

[@mappyland]

THE WHOLE ZONING OUT BIT IS ENTIRELY CROWLEY HOLY SHIT THIS IS ENLIGHTENING LMAO Crowley, who sits Like That the entire show: [To meditate] you have to sit up straight, which I hate more than ISIS- Crowley: THE MOMENT IS MEDIOCRE AT BEST. YOU GOTTA ZONE OUT, USE YOUR IMAGINATION TO COME UP WITH FAKE ARGUMENTS THAT Y O U W I N Thank You for this bountiful feast LMAO

[@marissasmith2827]

I'm going to subscribe, just for this!

[@naikahara]

These keep getting better and better

[@NicholeParker]

This is too accurate. I cant

[@drabanddour]

“You know what you did, bitch” NGL, the most quotable SNL line ever.

[@mars_makes_things]

This is comedy gold

[@DeathnoteBB]

“I’m thinking about ducks”

[@renthewerecat]

i LOVE IT!

[@natalie8214]

wait there are some not from the netflix specials what are they from?

[@elephantpajamas8114]

i've been getting a lot of repeat questions about this, so i might just add the exact sources to the description, but basically everything not from a netflix special is either from john mulaney's episode on snl (the monologue and the "reality hills" skit) or from his answers on tumblr's "answer time" interview! :)

[@natalie8214]

elephant pajamas ooh cool thanks!

[@bjornjohansson7907]

HELL YEES

[@katl.7586]

put this in the fucking louvre

[@abirdonalilactree]

You know what you did, bitch That was my favourite.

[@tylerrutherford4148]

awesome

[@eliamoroso6867]

HELP

[@nicoler1183]

"You're like 8 years old and you're like, 'what's yesterday?'" 3 possible explanations for that. 1. Adult John has no idea what typical 8-year-olds know 2. 8-year-old John was not the brightest crayon in the box 3. 8-year-old John was trolling None of these are not funny.